It Came From Tumblr

[@3ch0h3art4]

Had to look it up, "Don't plarp his bees" . It means "Don't upset him"

[@beepboop9712]

I did the same thing.

[@ChknKng]

In what dialect?

[@3ch0h3art4]

@@ChknKng no fuckin clue

[@AnxietyPossumArt]

​@@ChknKngLand of Oo?

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

@@ChknKng I looked it up, and it is literally internet slang. It originated from a meme poster of Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Barry B. Benson with the words "Don't Plarp His Bees" on it

[@crybabydemonboy]

Fun fact: Frankenstein’s monster named himself Adam. So yea, his name isn’t “Frankenstein’s monster”, it’s Adam Frankenstein. Don’t deadterm him.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

We _should_ call him that!

[@capsuletunic7589]

Makes sense literarily too. Victor was playing god in Adam’s creation, and what was the first human God created in the Bible?

[@deputy_of_comments]

​@capsuletunic7589 is Frankenstein creating Adam and then hating him for his own negligence and foolishness a commentary on God punishing humanity for God's own mistakes.

[@bencook1068]

Woah, that’s deep and it is possible that it’s true.

[@teritt]

10:46 Here’s an actual conversation I had with kids: Child 1 (upon finding out that I am actually “old” as in 20): Do you remember when Obama was elected? Me: No but I remember when gay marriage was legalized Child 2: YOU OLD OLD I felt no sadness at this revelation, because now there are kids in America who will never remember when it wasn’t legal to be married.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

that's really sweet and heartwarming

[@bananabanana484]

If you have a DnD effect and don’t know if it’ll work inside someone’s body, just remember: most of them require you to be able to see a point or space to cast them

[@mrdiamond2157]

so a wizard surgeon or X-ray spell

[@levyayano4644]

So if you held someone's mouth open and looked in, could you cast summon water into their windpipe?

[@mrdiamond2157]

@@levyayano4644 wait, why wouldnt you just make them have wet boots every where they went then

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@levyayano4644 The question with Create Water is whether or not a human body that you have pried the mouth open of would count as an "Open container". Since the wording is very specific RAW. Though then we go into rule of cool and someone might say yes.

[@b0rgerx]

Player: "hey can you open your mouth real quick? nothing personal bro" Gay NPC: "huh"

[@Byrdffv]

21:48 the fact that SEVERAL characters came to mind here before i realised they were talking about Haltmann says something about kirby. He's killed a surprising amount of people.

[@aetholus2982]

Papyrus and Sans are font jokes. Papyrus and Comic Sans. Because Sans is the comic between them.

[@meowzfever]

and they talk in their fonts, i think!

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@meowzfeveryep

[@MayyaK11]

17:53 fun fact that's the actual name of detective gumshoe in the french localisation of Ace Attorney

[@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh]

I played ace attorney two weeks ago and now I find it everywhere. Where did all of you come from

[@Child69]

@@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdhno idea but I SWEAR. I CANNOT go a SINGLE day without seeing an OMORI pfp

[@ozymandias7]

AHHKFF THATS AN ACE ATTORNEY BLOG TOO I RECOGNIZE THE URL

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

​@@Child69omori, genshin, ace attorney, and danganronpa pfps are EVERYWHERE. you can't escape us

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@jesuschristbutafab9923and i need to escape the dr pfps anyway. i need to get away from that past

[@MenxiGoblinQueen]

You know what?! [Plarps all of your bees]

[@WateverWatever04]

😲 🥺

[@14.99plustax]

>:O

[@MenxiGoblinQueen]

@@14.99plustax >:3

[@THINKMACHINE]

I... That... ... Why does that sound vaguely sexual?

[@HannahWoods-yp8ed]

​​@@THINKMACHINEI will plarp. The. Bees. It does sound vaguely sexual. It sounds like a euphemism for sex.

[@Going4Broke2528]

I feel like people forget Eggman's ultimate goal is to terraform the planet into a giant themepark which he will then rule over.

[@dinodude7290]

well now i get it even more

[@creeperx3sssboom347]

That's just one of his many plots, actually. And he did that multiple times.

[@Whitezekrom569]

I got a suggestion, PM: Unless you've done it already, for the next compliation, say "It's a biiiiiiiiiinge compilation, okay bye" in pig latin.

[@diogamest3545]

But would it be iiiiiiiiiiingebay or ingebaaaaaaaaaaay?

[@alexandreman8601]

What's "pig latin"?

[@diogamest3545]

@@alexandreman8601 Igpay Atinlay isway away anguagelay inway ichwhay ouyay aketay ethay irstfay onsonantcay oundsay andway addway "ay" otay ethay endway. Inway asecay ofway owelsvay, ethay ordway isway ostlymay otnay angedchay, ouyay ustjay addway "way" atway ethay endway.

[@Whitezekrom569]

A coded language where you take words, remove the first letter(s) from them and move them to the back, adding an "ay" to them as you do so. It's Ite-Quay Imple-Say, really.

[@benjaminroos2996]

On top of that, as demonstrated by the person above, certain words don't fully fall in because of how they are pronounced. "Qu" and other two letter sound variants are often put together as they often make one syllable. Pronouns and preposition words (such as: a, an, the) are also excluded The ore-may you ow-knay the etter-bay

[@SuperHGB]

1:05 when Rouxls Kaard becomes a delivery driver

[@thequagiestsire]

Incorrect, there’s not an “-eth” on at least 80% of the words

[@greatsabrecatwoman]

15:12 Fun fact: My 63-year-old dad who is less familiar with FNAF lore than I am wants to see the FNAF movie. He just likes horror.

[@yasterday5377]

so what did he think of the fnaf movie?

[@greatsabrecatwoman]

@@yasterday5377 Neither of us liked it. Too much PG13 and not enough horror.

[@havochellian1248]

The *ITS A* not being backwards in the intro is not something that should poke my brain, but it does

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

18:00 Dick Tektiv is Gumshoe (from Ace Attorney)'s name in French. Miles Edgeworth is Benjamin Hunter. Phoenix is still Phoenix.

[@hayleeh18]

_Benjamin????_

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@hayleeh18 Hunter. Yes.

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

6:09 can we just appreciate that bottom right image for a minute? he's literally a real life bakugon

[@THE_PLAYER_ZER0]

HEY! You can't just sneak in a megalovania x Seinfeld remix and not have someone say "huh. That works well!" Cuz that works well! /pos

[@danviferahr1426]

20:15, so that's how they spread "the gay". I want one

[@siegfried1422]

"Why does your robot character have boobs" Because the machines have the luxury of aesthetic design rather than evolutionary practical design. I want my robot to be pretty, and ladies are pretty, so Look like a lady it shall.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

Rest In Peace Matthew Perry, he played Everquest with my dad back in the day all the time and even gave photographic evidence. Told my old man he should attend the funeral. They were like best buds in game.

[@zacharythegamerorztg4512]

I saw the don’t plarp his bees and my mind went straight to the bee grinder debate that you covered awhile back

[@Kyy-Sokia]

1:59 SW fans make up full battalions of soldiers. Every single one of them is incredibly developed and their own person. It’s _incredible_

[@TheMimiSard]

Dave Filoni is an ascended Fanboy. The Clones are all his ascended OCs.

[@ROCKYZTOWNESYS]

yk, for the big ben one, i have to agree. it’s a clock tower. it’s not that big, trust me. i literally stood almost right next to it when i visited london, it’s not that big- 💀

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

The Brits got you, didn't they?

[@ROCKYZTOWNESYS]

@@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain lawl i escaped dw. never going back though the cold seeps through your bones 💀

[@ROCKYZTOWNESYS]

and that’s coming from a canadian-

[@HannahWoods-yp8ed]

​@@ROCKYZTOWNESYSIs London cold or cold cold.

[@ROCKYZTOWNESYS]

@@HannahWoods-yp8ed like seep into your bones and stay there cold. it’s bc of the humidity levels, since london’s a lot more humid the cold seeps in worse, whereas canada is dry so like- yea

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

5:26 I was thinking peppino but Luigi works too.

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

0:57 I would fully expect this driver to just be in full wizard attire or something similar

[@cosmicvoidtree]

11:22, the memories (the bad ones at least) may go away, that’s almost guaranteed, but the trauma will haunt you (I’m not joking about that btw being ND in highschool is hell on earth. It’s better(?) than middle school because in highschool, unless you’re friends, no one gives a shit about anyone else, but it’s still awful. In middle school the other kids traumatize you, in highschool, the school system does (I say that like it didn’t already in middle school))

[@ItBePatYo]

7:59 I've said all of these. In fact, I said the "They just let anyone in here" yesterday. For what it's worth, I'm white af.

[@fionadakitsuneko]

6:54 I love Zedrin

[@redpanda7914]

11:15 is accurate,I hated highschool and looking back feels like I'm watching a fever induced nightmare but now I'm free

[@KrisEnby]

“It sounded a lot better when I wrote it.” I was like, no way that’s ridiculous but then I saw that it was said by Neil Gaiman and by stars if that man wrote it it probably was good. Go read his stuff. It’s the craziest concepts in the most beautiful of interpretations.

[@alexharwell9956]

You can fascinate me by saying and proving that "P. M. Seymour just posted a new video! Let's watch it together! I got snacks!"

[@the_stray_cat]

2:22 fuck the smile emogy! it has the feeling of "i am one bad word from gutting you"

[@brucedacrocodile3664]

15:10 lol that is exactly what happened that episode

[@purpleongray1615]

0:29 ...yeag

[@a_chaotic_child]

20:09 Pink Diamond from Steven Universe

[@RyanGButler]

20:10 Edelgarde from FE3H

[@cleytonparamoti]

20:09 Chara Dreemurr from Undertale.

[@dragonetafireball]

4:10 I was outside Big Ben yesterday and the only thing that impressed me is the scaffolding was gone

[@Ghost-ql6tn]

11:18 hahaHA you FOOLS. You absolute silly bastards! You can't possibly comprehend the amount of my ptsd that was tied to that place. That being said yeah leaving fixed a lot of the problems caused by being there. Except the ptsd, we still working on that one.

[@pennycat6317]

14:17 ok no I'm sorry you laugh but this the actual style chosen for the 1980's Scritti Politti music video 'Absolute'. The entire music video is a goddamn fever dream

[@matthewyeldig4608]

5:03 With the release of "Digital Circus"... This aged like the *FINEIST OF WINES!*

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

14:23 I have clothes like this I should wear it out somewhere

[@thelasthopefulteardrop2318]

So I did that paint the wings of a fan, and even on the lowest setting... You can't even see it...

[@CreatrixTiara]

Does it work on the highest setting?

[@thelasthopefulteardrop2318]

​@@CreatrixTiaraNope! 1 is too fast, 3 isn't any slower 😅

[@sillygoof2473]

these videos smell like my friend and i am not sure why but i appreciate the vibes. high quality vibes. maybe it is because she would probably say all of these things

[@goldenreflection2811]

17:47 is just Detective Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attourney but from Paris instead of Japanifornia. (And specifically from the case "Rise from the Ashes" because he keeps getting sent to do non-detective things)

[@hyrules_feral_hero]

15:34 had me WHEEZING. THE MEGALOVANIA IN THE BG-

[@googlybotz]

@ 20:05 MY GIRL VRISKA, HOW DARE YOU, FANDOM?! RAHG

[@aventurasdemais8261]

19:48 Literally Princess Bubblegum (fully unbiased fact)

[@Cap_master29]

15:37 yo Seinfeld x Megalovania!!!

[@blueshell4695]

Haha my state may not have legalized gay marriage until 2015 but we did invent penicillin , cereal, painted road lines,and baby food

[@PhilieBlunt666]

Aww man the end got cut off... That really plarps my bees!!!

[@feli9547]

oh no... I'm starting to forget whether I saw the video first, or read it on tumblr first. I'VE CURSED MYSELF

[@silentskyrim]

I’m 16 and currently waiting for my 17th birthday so I can get my GED because I’m ready to pass already so now I’m taking computer classes but the first course is really basic stuff and then after that it moves up into college prep classes I think I might go straight to online college classes immediately after so I can be done with all school I feel like I’m bragging but I just can’t wait to forget all about highschool

[@VanNessy97]

18:21 Unfortunate Typo, Part 2

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

I've said before, tho don't recall where precisely, that clowns are possibly the most versatile & powerful beings. They can do/be anything, anyone, anywhere, & anytime, with such endurance & vigor as to easily outlast even the eternal & undying. They can strike the hearts of many with fervorous emotion, whether that joy, fright, rage, lust, etcetera, cultivating cultures of enthralled mortals, for instance those afflicted with clussy fever, or perhaps the mirthful revelers of that capricious purple bard.

[@_haphazard_]

19:42 I live in Japan, and potato salad being put as a topping on normal cabbage salads is a very common thing. (and it’s good too, don’t judge)

[@Zack_Wester]

2:20 fudge now I need to find that clip of some Scandinavian dude that spoke Japanese but he could only speak in two specific accent. Country or as a Japanese sans in Untertale is refered to (country bumpkin). or a older Military Dialect of authority or higher rank. no in between so he had way to formal and also sounded like a older/senior general/officer or country boy whose accent was I do not care about laungwish I will butcher it if I so please.

[@finchr00tz]

in the britain part my first thought was "did the queen die again?" .... im not proud of that thought i dont think.

[@kwacpe7618]

21:33 ok, what kirby game are they talking about. My bet is on star allies

[@Byrdffv]

Its haltmann, the phrase "erased from existance" gives it away

[@trashotaku]

7:45 I feel called out because I open my mouth up like a pez dispenser when my mom gets cheese out

[@rileym7934]

19.37 yeah so the way i used to eat salad in school was that i would mix it up with mashed potatoes because i hated the texture/taste of salad so if it was with the potato it was good yes i have been called crazy for that but umm ye

[@McKaylaGamez]

I told my mom the bi people/unicorns joke and she said, and I quote: "ROFL! So true"

[@leviathan7234]

You ever just get hit with a dose of reality to hard and you just have to click off the video

[@gwenperson]

20:00 alphys :(

[@mrblakeboy1420]

14:00 in intro to software technology, we made a haunted house to get acquainted with photoshop, and i saved the first one as “Haunted House.png”, then i realised i forgot to add text, so i made another one that was “Haunted House COOL.png”

[@megamaxuiama]

Sometimes I forgot Neil Gaiman is on Tumblr and isn't a joke.

[@diputston]

2:53 i don't really love those two but gonna do it out of spite It's GOODDD

[@liambryant4953]

2:27 If :) is sweet, what would (: be?

[@rockgirl6786]

15:37 somebody PLEASE make a full version of this

[@etourdie]

Oooohhh, you redecorated! I don't like it -The Doctor

[@etourdie]

Note: it is new and different, I just need to get used to it Looks good, just different

[@Roserain7]

20:11 asgore

[@Exso-]

3:21 i relate to this so much oh my god

[@Chartreuse_Colors]

hang on, isn't orteil43 the cookie clicker guy? as in the guy who made cookie clicker, as in the guy who basically invented the idle genre of games, as in one of the forefathers of modern gaming, as in

[@kyze8284]

Bards can in fact cast “fuck you”… and that worries me

[@krystlvines]

I doubt fbaf helped gay marriage, considering the creator votes Republican

[@JT-lk4pk]

I know star wars georg is a reference to the infamous spiders georg but if we think about it the prequels are just canon fanfiction

[@ann18o96]

Can we get rid of time everywhere please? I don't wanna have to move to a Norwegian Island.

[@monhunterz5430]

14:56 For those that don't get this, watch Good Omens season 2.

[@dragontamergm7756]

You had me at "gigathicc lady"

[@TheMimiSard]

Bulma also offered him BBQ sauce.

[@digifreak90]

16:50 I understood that reference.

[@meowzfever]

15:39 just realized it turns into megalovania at the end dammit

[@lancer434]

19:50 CHARA NO-

[@UnNormalSoup]

Lovely Tumblr day!

[@frozenover_exe]

19:48 is just Monika DDLC

[@sirdipdontknow]

funny tumblr man at it again

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

I’ve tried orange juice and apple juice together! It’s not bad.

[@Axeky]

A TRAVIS-ty

[@ianhowick]

6:50 Isn't this how German works? Also: There's a Norwegian island called "Samurai"?

[@dakotasan8719]

So uh… PM, can we expect some Amazing Digital Circus-related content?

[@skythedeer4913]

Was watching a video just earlier where you read someone's post lamenting that there wasn't a heart key on the keyboard, but I didn't realize how long ago that video was made until after I posted the comments so I'll leave it here lmao If your keyboard has a numpad off to the side, hold left alt and press 3 on that numpad (I'm watching from my phone, so I can't demonstrate but yall have fun!)

[@aasliceofteaa]

19:50 moldy hfjone

[@jacobcain9008]

For the post about clowns being slutty.... Harley Quinn.

[@alternativeplane]

Remember when airplanes had wifi with internet? What happened to that?

[@emilygratz9203]

3:21 this, but with my thumbs lol

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

If you keep removing the texture, eventually the universe will crash due to it not being able to handle textures with a resolution greater than 65535 pixels along either axis.

[@AtomicBlastPony]

65536, because there is a 0th pixel

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

​@@AtomicBlastPony Most image formats don't work that way. A size of 0 usually means 0 pixels and not 1.

[@AtomicBlastPony]

@@TinyDeskEngineer Size is not the same as a pixel's position. If an image has 1 pixel, that pixel is (0, 0).

[@gabriellaburke6915]

Me, a white person, who doesn’t like cheese: NOBODY WILL EVER CONTROL ME!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA!!! 7:44

[@davidmartin5483]

Ah yes Detective Richard Tectiv aka. Detective Dick Tectiv

[@thedoubled7431]

I’m a neuro divert but no one made fun of me for it so can I just get the wizard powers please?

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

“I headcanon you as British” No no no please I’m Brazilian I’m already colonized by a big colonizer I don’t wanna be turned into the colonizest of colonizers

[@gobe30]

16:44 sooo how do you get this so called neurodivergence and will there be cake as well?