It is IMPOSSIBLE to stay dry at the gate!!

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[@OgGwuap]

“Go ahead call the cops” “I AM THE COPS”

[@mikemarek6243]

We had a dude who did this once. Turns out he tossed water at the base commander......dude had extra duty till the day he left

[@bobbyhill5067]

@@mikemarek6243dude thats a rip 🪦

[@fcommies]

​@@mikemarek6243didn't happen.

[@grinchiestgrinch7289]

That spin tho 😂😂

[@baddiesluvme]

had a karen neighbor yelling at me and some buddies for “being loud” while we played catch at 8:30. 2nd time she came over and screamed and threatened us. told my dad, he went over there with a buddy and knocked on the door. after a little back and forth the husband comes flying out the front door “GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND GET THOSE KIDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE” my dad goes “BITCH WE ARE THE POLICE AND NOW YOURE GETTING ARRESTED FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT” and proceeded to arrest him for disorderly conduct. i sat in the front window drinking a caprisun with my buddies while the on duty officers showed up and took him to jail.

[@bigthonk735]

"Stay warm airman" "Go ahead and put the vehicle in park and turn off the engine for me"

[@roxywyndham]

I told an airman this the other night, felt good 😏

[@rev3ll906]

@@roxywyndhamcap af

[@Kma99107]

​@@rev3ll906think they mentioned the fuxked them

[@rev3ll906]

@@Kma99107 if it’s Sec Fo, then yeah for sure

[@IneedAFIXfast]

@@rev3ll906 It's a Rvi you can legit do it to anyone

[@dannydersman8932]

"It's a hot one today, isn't it Airman?" "Oh yes sir, a scorcher. Anyway you've been randomly selected for a vehicle inspection. Go ahead and pull your car into the search area and step out."

[@FOWBOWZ]

💀💀💀 filthy

[@emaldonadokpcr]

Damn I love reading these before I go to basics.. learning so much I wouldn't learn otherwise 😂

[@Kuzumai]

hit em with the RAM every time lmao

[@ziggbeats34]

I spit out my liqour at this lol😂😂😂

[@babybreezzyy]

lmfaooo thats why you never make any small talk tryna be nice😂😂😂

[@SleepingSoldier]

"Drinkin' and shit."

[@tiga1079]

Yeah we all heard the video, thank you for having the same ability as a parrot. I bet your mom is so happy that you take up oxygen for smart people

[@samtenniswood9588]

@@tiga1079u that insecure?

[@tyrenrobb]

@@tiga1079bro he was saying that was his favorite part, now go back to scrolling through shorts for hours and being a bum

[@Heydfujr]

@@tiga1079nigga you hurt 😂

[@BullsMahunny]

@@tiga1079 be butthurt more, gaeboi

[@CinnyRekt]

the “awh shit, I AM THE COPS” made me lose it 😂

[@williamk2803]

He went full Denzel , “you wanna go to jail or you wanna go home” 😂😂😂

[@hunterl8369]

Hit the gate guards with "ya stayin warm?" And he threw snow at me asking if I'm warm 😂 (it was -30 outside)

[@jacobc5571]

Where you stationed? Alaska?

[@Bingbong1226]

​@@jacobc5571probably stationed at moms home and never served

[@Tw0Dots]

@@Bingbong1226he was asking about the guy who made the comment. Not your lifestory

[@nossta5242]

​@@Tw0DotsHow slow are you

[@QS4LBanks]

@@nossta5242lmao

[@keelerrobinson5772]

“That’s not mine!” “It’s yours today!”

[@Dominic21607]

This dude held so much authority when he said “SKIDADDLE” 😂😅

[@tyrrellfair2655]

I think I’m guilty of coming through gate saying that one!😂

[@susanwanjiru-fp5hh]

😅😅😅

[@calhountubbs4031]

Buddy was tired of people's shit. He had a cup waiting on the next one. "I pity the fool!" Lol 😆 🤣

[@QUENtin-wq7jx]

I wonder how folks in the navy troll each other wit water

[@ptauszig]

They use water based lubricants 😅

[@yohancejohnson3465]

All Of the Navy doesn't see any Water # Seabees 🐝 we Build we Fight

[@giffymoney3832]

Might’ve had a answer to that except I’m a UT (Seabees)💪🏽

[@yohancejohnson3465]

@@giffymoney3832 I tell people all the time that everyone in the Navy doesn't see water lol

[@babylon843]

Hey Man Im glad I found your page. Military humor at its finest 😂😂

[@lomo18fb]

I'm not in the military but this was hilarious

[@emzzzzz0998]

Nah nah that’s when they put the cones in the front and back of the vehicle and say go ahead and turn it off and step out and pop the hood. It’s full search time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We are all about to be wet today.

[@theidealest7558]

Skedaddle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirArturia]

I learned quickly to never say these 3 statements to security forces at the gate: "Stay warm." (In the winter) "Stay cool." (In the summer) "Stay dry" (During monsoon season)

[@anitasamazonbeautyblog4240]

“Do you know who my husband is?!”

[@wrngholeonichan]

These are those intrusive thoughts he wishes he’d say, while he’s actually saying yes sir 😂

[@eyelockianmage531]

He threw alcohol on him 🤣🤣 the perfect crime. “He spilled it on himself”

[@harrykirkii398]

"Its yours today." 😂

[@jmm0091]

"You staying warm?" Use to hate that question at the ECP 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexblok883]

“Drinking and shit!” killed me…

[@xbleepxbloopx3411]

"Drinkin' an' shit" at the end had me dying

[@skan1crucial370]

It’s the “go to work wet” for me 😅🤣🤣💀

[@tpeoples3516]

This was basically Denzel in training Day when he was like "you wanna go to jail or you wanna go home" 😂

[@Gorgonzolataintedsack]

I’m a delivery man and this is exactly how I feel when customers tell me to “try and stay out the heat” in this 108 degree weather 😂

[@iamdangerous5189]

"It's yours today" "I am the cops" Explains it all 😂😂😂

[@Damien-ob1ev]

This is hilarious 😅😂

[@BorderlineBoomer88]

Bro don't stop making videos this shit always slaps 😂

[@parklogo]

"You stayin dry?" "Pullover to the side for a random vehicle search 😐"

[@standelasanantone2180]

Comedically accurate representation of the OTT characteristics of some SPs

[@Livyluv4]

“Ahhh shit I AM THE COPS!” 😭

[@jeremiahdawson5655]

Love this guy

[@albellansfeld211]

I've said the warmth thing pop up and I told them how to fix it. So I was an aircraft mechanic and there is this generator made specifically for heating. It also has hoses/ducts you can attach to route said heat so what I told the gate guards to do is get ahold of age tell em to get a heater cart to the gate and use the ducts to route the airflow down the back of their ballistic vest. You may end up looking a bit like a marshmallow but it'll keep you warm no problem.

[@cameronvandygriff7048]

Youd be the reason we all in the office getting write ups cause id try it in a heartbeat XD

[@TFlo1020]

​@@cameronvandygriff7048only if you're the goober keeping the hose in while checking ID's

[@user-mw2oj4lp4f]

That’s wild

[@vincent.vanhout]

We’d always have that one that hits you with “Stay dry!” when it’s clearly a monsoon and raining sideways in Hawaii. Yeah I’ll sure try, haven’t thought about that one before

[@user-bc1tx6ml5z]

"It's YOURS TODAY!" KILLED ME!!!!

[@xavierloz6746]

😅 at least you staying warm...

[@Arieal.]

that last sniff was unnecessary 😭😭

[@ahoued42]

It's the "skidaddle" for me every time😂😂😂😂😂

[@CapComicsExposed]

Facts

[@jamesbrunette7081]

MP here "Stay Dry" "Cold Enough for You" "Stay warm guys" "Why aren't you guys doing your job and getting these cars through"

[@Go4i.t]

My boy... you so have a future in acting. I pray Hollywood will notice you... I mean it... you have talent. The way you talk behave and face change from comedy to serious is awesome and convincing... ive seen a lot of you guys videos... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@chrisConvict]

Bro that doom sound be killing me cause u know it's up that's the climax

[@kennethsouthard6042]

Main Gate at every base I was at had a big structure over it to keep gate guards out of the weather as well as a nice warm gate shack. Walking the stone on the flight line out in the snow for a whole shift with no vehicle, no gate shack and no heater with the the wind chill really sucked. Many times you had a gate shack with heat in it, but your shift commander wouldn't let you use it, as he felt it looked better to have you walking the stone.

[@TeamUmizoomie]

Nah as soon as they ask are you staying dry that’s when you say…go ahead and put it in park for me… and do a 20 min inspection and make them late for work. 😂😂😂😂

[@SOULEATERHILLS]

I like the fake drinkin charge he threatened to give him😂

[@kiethmergard]

I especially liked how he tried to insinuate he can’t be arrested for assault, because he is the police. It made me laugh a lot.

[@Jay-dz1qy]

The sound effect along with him throwing the water really got me 🤣

[@elliotbruce7173]

Dude is straight up genius. Doesn't even skip a beat!

[@caroleastmond9064]

He is so talented, so good, and so funny!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@demnbrown]

Option c is always on the table and that is catching assault charge

[@Lord_Nidus]

I feel this video so much.

[@venomousrecon7450]

What’s the NSN for that jacket, might have to get me one the ol’ gortex just isn’t cutting it 😂

[@lostinlowes2081]

Yo lmk too I was wondering the same thing

[@lilshark7520]

@@lostinlowes2081 lmkk

[@jordanhicks5131]

This dude with the hands in the pockets.....its like he walks on the grass too

[@miggyrodriguez8319]

afi lets us have our hands in our pockets lmaoo

[@ayeyuh232]

“go to work wet 😢”

[@blivmash1281]

😂😂😂 Man, I needed this laugh 😂😂😂

[@thomasgibson6564]

Love them airforce gloves

[@gabec2494]

I found out that a smart ass comment is countered with a "pull over and pop the trunk"

[@MaceOfSpades5]

I love these Skits

[@AaleahsJourney]

It’s the “Scadadal!” For me 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[@droidgamer6385]

Shiiiit I flinched at the water 😂😂

[@shaynebartlett7900]

Yup somethings never change. Stay warm, stay cool stay awake.

[@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01]

Bros really wearing a hood over his beret 💀

[@kennethsouthard6042]

I know that would have gotten you an LOR back in when I was in.

[@BrandobeastBrandobeast]

The fuckin turn around ahh shit I am the cops🤣

[@jeffmcbusa]

Hands in pockets........ 1st sign you're a POG.

[@eatyourcereal9580]

Are you even in the military??

[@jeffmcbusa]

@@eatyourcereal9580 not anymore. I was 2 battalion 505 parachute infantry regiment. I'm 62 now. How about you? Never mind 8 know you weren't. Can't hang......

[@888nevik]

Air Force AFI allows it

[@eatyourcereal9580]

@@jeffmcbusa Actually I’m in the reserves as a munitions specialist while I go to college so I can be a full-time CRO in 2 years…

[@aniquinstark4347]

There's nothing impressive about making yourself uncomfortable for no reason

[@samswilly14]

Bro I loves these lol

[@townrumor]

🥴Dude was drinking them fire ☄️

[@ericc.206]

Telling an officer to “SKEDADDLE”.. killed me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like: “Gon get somewhere.”🤣🤣🤣

[@kiethmergard]

That gate guard is always doing something amusing.

[@QueenGstoryline]

Thank you for the good clip that made the world a lot brighter.

[@Badbooch19]

The way he threw it in his face🤣🤣

[@BigSpectre]

“ Skidadle “ 😂

[@AlexDunnIt]

“Drinkin n shit!” That got me so good damn

[@matthewwinters4404]

I love this guy

[@TheBlessingBabes]

Skeeeeedaddle. Funny as shit bruh.

[@bwlotus4974]

I swear them be fightin words

[@noelsalisbury7448]

I swear he should go and be the next EDDIE MURPHY over in Hollywood This guy is funny /serious. The best funny.

[@yeweston1411]

Bro said “guhworrwhet 🥺” bruh im dead

[@bosshogg8335]

Skidaddle

[@GolemOfMagic]

that yes I can its yours today got me good ahh real good one lad

[@charlesmontain5743]

I love how you never used one cuss word and you were still funny.

[@Noneforsale]

"Go to work wet😢" 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinsaulters9750]

It don't rain in the military it rains on the military ohhh that liquid sunshine

[@adammercado8856]

You are so hilarious😂😂😂

[@S9RiDeRs]

it was the "skedaddle" that did it for me.

[@MySammykins]

The "drinkin an shit" at the end floored me 😂

[@bibulch1]

This the reason why I don't mess with guards when coming to work😂

[@2ndAmendmentRules88]

I asked the gate guard at Luke AFB if he's staying cool out here and he made me pull to the side for an inspection and made me get out and it took about 25 minutes for that inspection to be done. If i remember correctly it was roughly 110 degrees that day and there was no shade where he had me pull to, lesson learned lol. Just pull up, show your CAC card, and just say thank you and have a good day and move on, they WILL make you regret those types of questions.

[@mdeodar]

'It's yours today... !' 😂

[@veteranredbeard6222]

He got the storm whistle

[@PonchoMT__]

the song hard asab, but the videographer makin my damn head hurt😭😭

[@youngjefe6958]

Literally me as a UPS driver when it’s pissing cats and dogs and people say… “stay dry” 😂

[@valinov1]

Love these guys

[@matthplays-2312]

I like looping this and imagine that every single car in the line gers the same treatment

[@aviationcatF22]

The best skits on KZbin! 😂

[@sameasnone]

Facts you guys use to drink during shift all the time on third shift when I worked the flight line

[@emcameye]

Bruh, why his hands in his pockets give me PTSD?!

[@patrickjoseph1025]

I was on your side up to when you said "I am the cops" 😂 I'd get you a Snickers and an umbrella

[@Zetta_Hakai]

“It’s yours TOday” ☠️

[@teaching_dad7924]

The defeated “Gooo toooo worrrrk wet” at the end killed me!!!

[@nicktimmis9040]

I feel your pain on the "stay dry" thing, but why are your hands in your pockets?

[@bilge-rat]

Air Force allows it

[@BoatmayneThaUnsinkable]

Never get tired of seeing boot ass nerds complain about hands in pockets, you gotta be a real fucking dork to care about shit as insignificant as that

[@lello2031]

Read a AFI