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@renrifle2 жыл бұрын
The Marine wasnt on guard duty, he escaped work detail for 30 mins and went feral.
@dirkdigler5952 жыл бұрын
HA!😆 that’s really funny
@icel88282 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I like the idea of marines becoming feral
@SwiftyMcVeigh8512 жыл бұрын
Fo real..nobody wants none....
@pavlelazarevic50422 жыл бұрын
Just like zerg lol
@T1Oracle2 жыл бұрын
@@icel8828 I thought that was a prerequisite for recruitment...
@deejay42642 жыл бұрын
"I got a fire arm in the back" "I would hope so bro you military protect yaself" 😂
@anonymous-gz4wq2 жыл бұрын
God if only.
@Wallstreet7622 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@snowfox47042 жыл бұрын
@@anonymous-gz4wq FACTS 💯
@thebanditman56632 жыл бұрын
Not shit drove back onto post one time with my truck full of guns I bought at a show one weekend. Gate guard was more impressed than anything.
@BlackHole1712 жыл бұрын
@@thebanditman5663 lol what happened after that?
@NorthernWisconsinandStuff Жыл бұрын
As a retired Marine, I can confirm this. I lost it at “chewing a crayon”. He needed the car to visit your mom.
@andrewthompson572810 ай бұрын
At least the crayon was red.
@haydenTenno-8 ай бұрын
What’s your favourite flavour of crayon?
@NorthernWisconsinandStuff8 ай бұрын
@@haydenTenno- just add Tobasco…then they’re all good!
@NorthernWisconsinandStuff8 ай бұрын
@@haydenTenno- just add Tobasco…then they’re all good!
@andrewthompson57288 ай бұрын
@@haydenTenno- plaid
@johnmorrissey51056 ай бұрын
My father was a major and an MP in the army. We were stationed at Ft. Hamilton in Brooklyn. One day we came to the gate , going home, which was on the base. The guard was leaning against the inside wall of the booth with his hat pushed back on his head. He smiled and waved us through, barely looking at us. My father stopped the car, got out, and proceeded to tear the guard a new one for about 5 minutes. The army depiction is balls-on accurate...
@phelinephrenzy23585 ай бұрын
Now that's the Army I remember! 🫡
@bobjohn20005 ай бұрын
The Air Force one is on point as well. I think it’s because AF bases almost always have super expensive assets (either planes or R&D stuff) that the security culture is so high. Even service members coming on an AF base sometimes get the whole shake down.
@i-..--..--..-i69855 ай бұрын
@@bobjohn2000 You ain’t kidding, especially if they stock any canned sunshine on base. I got to take a private tour the museum at Vandenberg a few years back. If you get the opportunity to see it, GO! Ask the curator to tell you his sea story. (One ping only). All the SP’s were rocking full combat kit with side arms and M4 carbines. It took about 2 hours to get background checked, photographed, and sufficiently documented to get on base. We did catch 2 SP’s doing the nasty up on the road to the cliff petroglyphs. 🤣🤣🤣
@solpagАй бұрын
Do we have the same dad?? Lol or does this just happen too often?
@jamesphillips586823 күн бұрын
@@solpag…Ya’ll probably have the same dad…Army tradition to spread that seed!😂
@lexquodius2 жыл бұрын
Love how there was only 1 Marine, he doesn't need a battle buddy, *he's his own battle buddy.*
@dnatest5852 жыл бұрын
👍100
@ggmanatee2 жыл бұрын
He has his crayons, he's fine
@paskky9132 жыл бұрын
DEAD DEAD DEAD DROP ON THE GROUND PRIVATE DROP ON THE GROUD YOU'RE DEAD I STABBED YOU TOO MANY TIMES THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A BATTLE BUDDY PRIVATE
@aesrenjoseph4962 жыл бұрын
he got stabbed cz he didnt hv one
@JC-kz3ut2 жыл бұрын
@Paskky SAFETY IN NUMBBBEEERRRRRRRSSSSS
@rjkurtz2 жыл бұрын
I’m a former Active Duty Marine, that had me rollin! He did NOT steal the car, he “Tactically Acquired” it for “security purposes”. Also, we do not SMOKE crayons, we only chew them. Helps us focus.
@dirtroadsandwoodstoves2 жыл бұрын
😁 🤣 😂
@grimaldo992 жыл бұрын
Only shitbags are former Marines!!! Are you a shitbag? ever heard ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE??? True Marines are only Active Marines and Inactive Marines. Unfuck yourself and get down and push, boot.
@geraldposter14962 жыл бұрын
@@grimaldo99 was waiting for someone to say that. Im in the army and even I know that. I remember I was chatting with a marine who reenlisted and went army. So we're chatting and this private comes and hears about that and he goes "oh you used to be a marine" and we both just stared at him. I went "Easy killer, fuzzy doesn't know what he just said" and explained it to him. To his credit he apologized afterwards.
@geraldposter14962 жыл бұрын
@Matt Gimble it's a marine corps thing. Keep in mind I'm army, so take with a grain of salt. You can take a marine out of the corps, but you can't take the corps out of the marine. Essentially, once a marine always a marine mindset. Going with what other guy said, the only former marines are shitbags who got kicked out (not for something legitimate like injuries, like you were bad at your job, lazy, generally more liability than asset, and not really fixable so you got the boot), so in a way calling a marine a former marine is basically saying they were a piece of shit who never should have been in the corps in the first place. Like I don't think they'd get angry at a civilian saying that, probably just correct them, but between military branches we have the infamous interservice rivalry. We know about each other so we can hate on each other, mostly in good fun. So a soldier says that, there's a decent chance they knew what they were saying making it come across as an insult.
@tjpatmos63502 жыл бұрын
I’m so fucking confused why the fuck do they say marines chew crayons
@Marz560 Жыл бұрын
As a former Marine who used to do gate guard, I can confirmed that this is how I felt 110% of the time 😂😂😂
@Erilis00010 ай бұрын
Confused and angry? 😆
@henryesj624210 ай бұрын
Hey man you still a marine
@Marz56010 ай бұрын
@@henryesj6242 nah I’m out now.
@henryesj624210 ай бұрын
@@Marz560 Once a marine always a Marine. You're a jarhead, jarhead.
@sieunhau110 ай бұрын
@@Marz560shut up crayon eater
@Cookymanx Жыл бұрын
24 year AF vet and this had me in tears!!! I haven't laughed this hard in days! Thank you for your service!!!😂😂😂
@annagarcia15277 ай бұрын
Thank YOU for your service!
@bluzfiddler1Ай бұрын
AF vet here too. Freaking spot-on nah??
@cozzietwothousand27072 жыл бұрын
I have to compliment the Marines; they've been been guarding the gates to Navy bases for over 200 years, and in all that time not a single gate has been stolen.
@eldeberry53662 жыл бұрын
thats funny
@darthhauler99472 жыл бұрын
Too bad they didn't protect the USS United States with that same level of dedication
@prm4142 жыл бұрын
They should have been at Kinloss, one of the locals removed a door from a visiting HumV.
@frig12 жыл бұрын
Semper Fi. Thanks for the ride.
@TheTarrMan2 жыл бұрын
I gotta change that.
@jarrettvalentine95302 жыл бұрын
Driver: “I don’t have back windows, it’s a 2 door” Gate guard: “you should have them” 🤣🤣
@Boomshakalaga2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for writing what exactly it says in the video! 🤣🤣
@jalbertking51702 жыл бұрын
how do you argue with that? you just nod.
@reztlest2 жыл бұрын
u watched the vid too?
@1newearth2 жыл бұрын
The mark of the beast will be IN the right hand or IN the forehead. It is spiritual and physical. Most of the world worships the beast by keeping sunday, friday, Christmas, Easter, Eid, Diwali, etc. There is something physical coming that people will have to take if they want to buy or sell. Muslims go to the mosque on fridays. Repent. Happy new year! The new covenant will not save you if you continue being rebellious and stubborn against the word of the Lord. It is a sin to steal and a sin to forget the sabbath (saturday). *1 Samuel **15:23** KJV - For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.* Witchcraft, sorcery idolatry, witches, sorcerers, idolaters will be cast into hellfire. Only they that are washed in the blood of the Lord Jesus and keep his commandments shall be kings and priests. There is no such thing as a sunday rest or sunday sabbath in the Bible. Only the seventh day is blessed, sanctified and hallowed. Isaiah 66:22,23 says that from one new moon to another and from one sabbath to another shall all flesh worship before the Lord in the new earth. Matthew 7:21-23 proves that not everyone that says Jesus is Lord will enter the kingdom. We need to do the will of the Father which is to obey and honor our Lord Jesus Christ. He kept the sabbath, new moons and holy days while he walked the earth. Why do you keep sunday, Christmas, Easter and January 1st which he never kept? Repent.
@TrippyVillain2 жыл бұрын
@@1newearth you tweaking
@dwaynegreen1786 Жыл бұрын
I was in the Air Force and it was always interesting and sometimes scary working with the Marines. In one example, an airman from our section went to make a fuel delivery where the marines had setup camp and the marine perimeter guard thought he was being tested because he wasn’t previously notified of the airman’s arrival. He ordered the airman in the prone position until he verified his I’d. When I came out the next day, I ensured everything was cleared for me to be there…I didn’t want to eat any dirt😅
@enclavesoldier76911 ай бұрын
I’d tell him fuck off, different branch different rules. Have to talk to my leadership to make me sweat
@sinaslade10 ай бұрын
He was gone ratty your touey
@arnaldoenriquez61919 ай бұрын
That's crazy lol he thought he was being tested 😅
@dwaynegreen17869 ай бұрын
@@arnaldoenriquez6191 exactly 😅
@rjkurtz9 ай бұрын
That’s because we Marines know when something doesn’t look right. An AIRMEN coming into MARINE territory? That’s like a rabbit walking into a den of hungry lions!
@eXcludeyStarling9 ай бұрын
I work on an Air Force base and this is so accurate. The amount of times I am asked to roll my back windows down DURING THE DAY is laughable. But I figured out a secret, if you bring a pup with you they lose focus and catch army gate guard energy
@whatchyagonnado3 ай бұрын
OMG YES
@suran396Ай бұрын
LOL I was in the AF and also spent time on Marine Corps bases. I didn't think much of his MC depiction, but the AF one was spot on. Speaking of pups. I had just purchased a 8 week old Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and was driving into the US from Canada. At the border they routinely asked if I had anything to declare and I started handing over paperwork. When the guard realized what she was looking at, she asked,"a puppy, huh? Can I see it?" She then proceeded to get a 10 minute puppy fix while the line behind me got longer...and longer....
@ssfbob456Ай бұрын
As prior security forces...you're right.
@blackrifle39322 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Army skit. Driver: “I have a gun in the back” Guard: “I HOPE SO, you’re a soldier. You gotta protect yourself.”
@DioBrando_Sama2 жыл бұрын
XD
@crimsonhawk49122 жыл бұрын
Not even joking. My army friends always cary My airforce and marine buddys always fly solo and love fist fighting lmfao
@catchthewind8563 Жыл бұрын
Especially at an Infantry unit🤣🤣
@youtubedamaccountstopdelet2050 Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonhawk4912 "my army friends" lmfao
@EddyBMultimedia Жыл бұрын
Carrying a gun around in your car is pretty much a standard Army thing.
@hazmatt3250 Жыл бұрын
The army one is so accurate. I went on camp Robinson one time for civilian business and the dude just waved me through with the biggest smile I’ve ever seen on an MP. I’m used to AF dudes checking your ID, your passenger’s ID, your dog’s ID, hell, even your ID’s ID. That military culture shock is real
@hazmatt3250 Жыл бұрын
@addisonnify fair enough
@GearHead_Media Жыл бұрын
Lmao I remember being stationed at JBLM and they didn’t give a shit who you brought on post as long as they have an id when it came to fort Lewis. They’d also wave entire busses full of people after only checking the driver for id. Fast forward a couple years at Davis monthan AFB. Tried to bring a family member on to use the community mechanics garage. Had to go to the visitor center, get a one day pass and had to wait an extra 30 min for a background check.
@rkuse31 Жыл бұрын
Even an ID has an ID 😂😂😂😂
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
@@hazmatt3250 just little info: someone stole a tank from a nat guard base once.
@Squashed8Ball Жыл бұрын
Putin’s Air Force guards should have taken notes because I bet they’re now in a Siberian gulag for allowing those two Tupolev bombers to get blown up by the Ukrainians 😂😂
@jamesgomez9151 Жыл бұрын
As an Army veteran I can confirm the Marine and Air Force depictions are very accurate.
@M4A1BestGirl11 ай бұрын
My uncle served in the Army National Guard. He's retired now but if his sergeant or CO caught him doing that (dancing on duty) they would have chewed his ass out for sure.
@jamesgomez915111 ай бұрын
@@M4A1BestGirl I never said the Army one was accurate.🙃
@ricardovelasco7817 Жыл бұрын
The Marine successfully tactically acquired the van. Good job devil gotta keep them on their toes.
@sidneylara60612 жыл бұрын
Like how the Marine one seems like it wasn't even a marine on gate guard he was just in the wild
@Jonseyfun2 жыл бұрын
I just showed my navy buddy this comment and his reply, "Marines are always in the wild, it's quite interesting actually."
@themosinguy65082 жыл бұрын
“mcjrotc”
@Goattoes112 жыл бұрын
😂
@stephengregory16552 жыл бұрын
Marines are interesting creatures to study
@death_inc7772 жыл бұрын
As one is
@r1e234 Жыл бұрын
the army guys are so chill because they're just guarding warehouses containing thousands of ID scanners that the marines dont have
@pixpusha3 ай бұрын
🤣😂😅
@ginacaranod83572 ай бұрын
Coming from a marine, straight facts. I gotta talk to the chow hall workers like they’re little kids and say my dodid number by number slowly 😂
@zrunner240Z17 күн бұрын
Hahaha
@ryckXattack9 ай бұрын
Haha, the Air Force guy was so goddamn spot on.
@knightoflasvegas6895 Жыл бұрын
So basically Navy: Karens Army: Chill Air Force: NPCs Marines: Cavemen
@samuelzuleger5134 Жыл бұрын
Think of it in terms of what they protect: Navy: Multi-billion dollar ships Army: Infantry and rifles Air Force: Multi-million dollar stealth jets Marines: Crayons
@ej_22 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelzuleger5134 all branches have some form of aircraft
@leobender2910 Жыл бұрын
@@ej_22 don't try to fool us, marines fly crayons
@ej_22 Жыл бұрын
@@leobender2910 I'm not ,look up marine expeditionary force
@dazmac159 Жыл бұрын
Ok, me thinks I join, let me think? Army🏄♀️🤙
@lynetteshute95192 жыл бұрын
The Navy one is almost accurate. After being overseas for a couple of years, I transferred to China Lake and they had implemented the stop sign. Looking for my ID card, I completely drove passed the stop sign. I stopped right beside the female gate guard. The first thing came out of her mouth, “ DIDN’T YOU SEE THE STOP SIGN? YOU DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL WE TELL YOH TO DO SO!” A year later, I was driving to San Diego from China Lake, decided to stop in Miramar to gas up my car. About 10 feet from the gate guards, I stopped waiting for the guards to wave me in. He yelled out, “ what are you doing? There’s no stop sign.” Hahahaha. He said, “yeah, Navy folks do that all the time.”
@Slayer20002 жыл бұрын
@@juliachehab900 Calm down now Julia
@DukeoftheAges2 жыл бұрын
@@juliachehab900 there's no reason to get upset over nothing
@nateman97362 жыл бұрын
@@juliachehab900 ok female Julia. Lol
@53strat552 жыл бұрын
@@juliachehab900 No need to make a point out of a gender description.
@MindYourBiznazz2 жыл бұрын
@@nateman9736 😂😂😂😂😂
@PancakeBoi Жыл бұрын
“The Americans recruit marines from jail houses and insane asylums, who only seek bloodlust” ~the Japanese officials during Guadalcanal 1942. Normally I thought this was exaggerated, but Now I understand what they meant
@laisphinto63727 ай бұрын
given how the less talked about war was against japan pretty accurate
@brya6270 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine it as you read. One year during my AD time, we had a break in our BISS training (tower with alarms and cameras). We were all nco s in the AF Security Forces and this was at lackland around 1990ish. Around our training building, were training areas within a fenced area with inop aircraft used to train navy marines AF in regards to security, So we re standing/sitting there outside of our building on break waiting for class to start its last leg of the day, when here comes a flight of marines dressed to impress, in step and singing. As we watch them march by smartly, we noticed coming around the bend was an AF flight. Nothing special, met the standards, marching together and par for the course. After that, a couple minutes passed.Then, coming around the bend was another flight. The flight was at least dressed but no lines, no marching, some with hats off, a couple with hands in pockets, just a gaggle. They were spread out all over the marching path and many walking on both sides of the path in the grass. It was all we could do not to burst out laughing after seeing 3 diff flights and the way they conducted themselves. Many of us turned laughing trying to keep the decorum. What’s that? Oh yeah, the last branch was the navy!! I crack up anytime I think about it. Had to be there I guess but killed us.
@jimtheedcguy43136 ай бұрын
I went to lackland a lot with my grandpa growing up! He’d always stop at the commissary on our way to Audie Murphy for his treatment. Those were some good memories! He was actually stationed at Kelly back in the late 60s as his first post, then to Hickam, and that’s where my dad spent a small part of his childhood until my grandpa was honorably discharged. He got out as an E-5. Ultimately it was working with beryllium during his time in that caused many health problems later in life. He was one of the lucky ones to get full disability benefits and the VA paid for all his treatments and even a lung transplant in 2001. He ended up passing in 2007 at University in San Antonio. I miss that man every day. He was a great soldier, a proud American and a wonderful grandpa.
@modavies8401Ай бұрын
I took a civilian technician into our British Army secure area in a NATO Communications Centre in Germany, circa 1968. Showed my own pass. Was asked, „what about him“? „Oh that is Jan, he is a spy, „the door buzzed and we were let in. A month later, similar situation. I said, „remember Jan the spy, well this is his boss. „The door buzzed and we were let in again.
@sueme81702 жыл бұрын
Oh my Lord. I was a Army Military Police 👮🏿♂️ for 15 years (95 B to 31 B). So accurate for the Army. Laid back dancing and chill as heck. Look at those shaving profiles accurate to a fault. 😂
@CharlonClarke2 жыл бұрын
you could dance? nice!
@sueme81702 жыл бұрын
Yes and no, lol 😂
@devonspain6202 жыл бұрын
Yes the none shave face its legit as fuck lol
@Juju-qg8ip2 жыл бұрын
Anyone know the song? 😭
@MADTUBE-tj9nh2 жыл бұрын
Lmao a friend of mine WAS army got caught drinking at the gate so seems pretty accurate
@MorRobots2 жыл бұрын
The golden rule of the gate... do exactly what the guard tells you, regardless if they're an E1... I can always clear up any confusion with their commander later 😆.
@okamiexe15012 жыл бұрын
I just give em food. Usually nuggets. They like nuggets
@V4ultr3mTV2 жыл бұрын
@@okamiexe1501 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MILSIM_luke_e2 жыл бұрын
E1 is in BMT, they can't guard the gate
@MorRobots2 жыл бұрын
@@MILSIM_luke_e because a SF airmen has neeevvver lost some stripes before....😆
@MILSIM_luke_e2 жыл бұрын
@@MorRobots Exactly, how you gonna give basically a damn civilian a beret, IOTV, weapons, a Whelen™ siren in a car, guns, taser, handcuffs, pepper spray, and a radio that goes to all of SF?
@ThePearguru986 ай бұрын
The navy one is so accurate, people are either really chill or actively go out of their way to be an asshole. There are a lot of shit talkers. "You didnt see the stop sign? Whats that stop sign mean?" "It means stop" "So why didn't you stop?" 100% ACCURATE lol
@anagram89 ай бұрын
Sun that was some funny ish right there. And all of your characters were very good, funny and believable.
@thearmchairmystic2 жыл бұрын
Marine veteran here. Worked in the MP's for a bit. The Marine portion is 110% accurate. Lots of grunting and fists. We rarely wore our duty vests too and for a long time just manually checked CAC's 😂🤣 everyday we'd be hyped up for a showdown in case things popped off. And they did. 😎😎
@ThisisFerrariKhan2 жыл бұрын
Duty vest? Wtf 🤣 nobody wears that shit outside the range in the army 😆
@NolDee2472 жыл бұрын
Bro am laughing so hard my ribs hurt. Semper Fi Devil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@allbymys3lf8312 жыл бұрын
Before CAC cards and just after they came out there was no scanning... you could've held up a debit card during high traffic and not even stop...
@emmepi49452 жыл бұрын
Do you chew crayons too? 😄
@thearmchairmystic2 жыл бұрын
@@emmepi4945 I tear them apart like a black hole tears apart a neutron star.
@fonkythumbs Жыл бұрын
I'm retired navy and this had me dying. The Navy gate is so accurate.
@mgk3319 Жыл бұрын
Don't take it too seriously.
@mrsparkyjr Жыл бұрын
I've had this exact thing happen to me before 😂
@solomonmorrison6502 Жыл бұрын
took wrong turn into navy base trying to get to Coronado beach...this is accurate af
@jimmay1988 Жыл бұрын
They acted like this in Oceana, like Kuwaiti policemen flexing their Little Big man complex.
@TonyRome402 Жыл бұрын
Same here Shipmate! 😅
@audeobellicus Жыл бұрын
As someone who has been yelled at by Navy gate guards, that is completely accurate lol
@mikemesser432611 ай бұрын
I was USAF. My second duty station was an Army post. I found it incredible that the MPs had no clue where the USAF were on the post. There was only one part of the base devoted to a joint command. And the USAF there was a Wing, not some tiny unit.
@robertarnold61928 ай бұрын
Sounds like JBLM
@sangbeom62458 ай бұрын
@@robertarnold6192base is huge
@REALenvizible Жыл бұрын
As a former Marine, I found it funny that we were the only one without a device to check IDs. We had to make due without a lot of equipment that I finally realized that the other branches had. Haha.
@Druggy-Doggo Жыл бұрын
That’s kinda fucked up
@viniciusmendonca2476 Жыл бұрын
Brazilian Marine here, same situation down here brother 🤣
@frank-ko6de Жыл бұрын
Very good inside joke.
@yamasoe6055 Жыл бұрын
i thougt the marines had all the good shit?
@j.dubyou Жыл бұрын
Yup.. Semper Gumby, Brother 🤙
@gloriousdeadman21272 жыл бұрын
“As you can see the wild Marine doesn’t take kindly to other species encroaching on their territory and asking too many questions. This Marine in particular escaped the bustle of his platoon and became independent. Thus no battle buddy. An extremely rare sight but also a marvel of nature. After this Marine has dispatched his prey he will likely return to his platoon with a war trophy. Usually an energy drink or nicotine taken from the prey.”
@whiteknightcat2 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough would be so proud of you.
@feedthemindllc88522 жыл бұрын
Why did I just read this in a British accent lol
@jamardns772 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@300desmone2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL!
@300desmone2 жыл бұрын
Loool omg read this 3x
@PenelopePitstop0693 ай бұрын
My dad was stationed there during the Korean War, Company C. He was a radio operator and served with some of his brothers. Love hearing their stories.
@danbrown-pl6tc8 ай бұрын
As a prior service usaf security police, that Marine Corps one was accurate. One Marine got every class six in Okinawa locked down, during the G8 summit. All Marines had to stay dressed for 24 hours during the summit.
@fuzzydunlop79282 жыл бұрын
"What kinda car is this?" "It's a mustang." Somebody on a military base not recognizing a mustang is some fantastic low-key humor here.
@mverick54442 жыл бұрын
Is it when one of those lowlies become officers?
@csmith96842 жыл бұрын
true hahah
@johnrogan94202 жыл бұрын
Windows don't roll down...lol
@mafia_boss_neto2 жыл бұрын
"Mustang? A P-51 MUSTANG? YOU CALL THAT A PLANE?!" On a side note, I imagine how Coast Guard and Space Force would go. Coast Guard would do a full search, if they really are like Quora describes them. (4 Coast Guards storming into a ship and 2 more on a boat with a MG because a chief engineer accidentally flipped the flag upside down on a bad night and his engineer buddy didn't saw and 3 high ranking members called him). Space Force... What would they do? Like, just wave for you to show your card and then drive in since, what would a thug do on a SF base? Steal a space shuttle? (I'm kidding don't kill me guys.)
@williampitt1537 Жыл бұрын
I don't get the Mustang joke, is it that every body drives a Mustang on a military base?
@travishabursky43622 жыл бұрын
Bro, that Marine wasn’t even security forces, he was just in the wild smoking crayons.
@TheGerrok2 жыл бұрын
This was totally unrealistic for Marines. Everyone knows you don't eat the red ones because they give you heart burn.
@travishabursky43622 жыл бұрын
@@TheGerrok exactly, they’re too spicy to eat without milk.
@viper22jc2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGerrok red ones are my favorite.
@aft52642 жыл бұрын
It’s not even a crayon it’s a colored pencil
@Nico-dt5hu2 жыл бұрын
@@aft5264 AFAIK marines usually eat crayons. I guess he was low on them and hes saving them. I heard that the difference between pencils and crayons is like between ramen and instant ramen.
@vieuxacadian94555 ай бұрын
Y'all crack Me up ! Much love and respects from an AF Vet .
@actiondisplays11 ай бұрын
OMG! That was hilarious! Love it! Never thought it to be a spoof until you were getting the Smack beat out you! Great job!
@zayah0815 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's part of the Air Force I had to laugh at the AF one because it's so accurate.
@chrisrohloff4375 Жыл бұрын
As someone who spent 9 years in security forces, I approve of this rendition!
@raiderdave80 Жыл бұрын
😂 I've done my share of gate security 😂 USAF 🇺🇸
@britishrocklovingyank3491 Жыл бұрын
100% facts
@named161 Жыл бұрын
That was the most accurate one by far!!
@thenaughtyamericanexpat Жыл бұрын
Boomer Air Force veteran here, this was my first AFSC. Trust, we would've jacked them up with the quick. 🤣
@jackstecker57962 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that old-ass joke. "Secure the building means; Army: Seize and protect Marines: Attack and destroy Navy: Turn off the lights and lock the door Air Force Arrange 5 year lease with option to buy 🤪🤪🤪🤪I kid, I kid.
@deepdragon22 жыл бұрын
no this sounds about right.....
@MissMeina2 жыл бұрын
Navy isnt accurate enough you gotta remember all we do is drink fight and get ink lmfao
@TheFeralBachelor2 жыл бұрын
For years I never turned off the lights, I "secured the overheads".
@johnhoward70832 жыл бұрын
Bestest
@TommyTombstone2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The Navy: 😏baby lock the door and turn the lights down lowww 🤠
@Sephiroth04209 ай бұрын
Me an army vet on gate guard, “thank you sergeant have a good day, your headlight fluid is low though” “My what” “Headlight fluid sergeant” “Alright I’ll get that done” Pulls into px, goes inside for 5 min. Leaves, Starts speed walking yelling with knife hands at me, “Push!” “What’s going on sergeant” “Push, push, push” Last time I told a joke.
@papermachevolcano148011 ай бұрын
The airforce with the office chair lmaoo so accurate
@Tom-zt5ky11 ай бұрын
Chairforce
@GaryVelardo-rb6nwАй бұрын
This was cool as hell, The resemblances are awesome & crazy funny. Thanx
@Heavy_C2 жыл бұрын
Being an 8 year AF vet, those security forces dudes were 100% accurate 🤣… The glasses, the abuse of power, the suspicion of perfectly normal automobile configuration and behavior 🤣. Only thing missing was a field sobriety test 🤣
@spondoolie6450 Жыл бұрын
Between this comment and the video I'm beginning to think the USAF SF dude lied to me when he said they perform cavity searches on all vehicles....
@smokey2good88 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I just had a sobriety test last night lmao 😭😭
@muleacrefarm1568 Жыл бұрын
We did RVI, "random vehicle inspection" at night. We had to come up with a start and stop time and a way to be fair about who we stop. Most people did every third car or something like that. I'm not most people. I did every blue sticker until I got called into the Chiefs office because of a complaint. He said to rerandomize so I started doing every car the gate guard saluted. Hey, just trying to be fair.
@jfbjr81 Жыл бұрын
@@muleacrefarm1568 This is gold! When I was Security Forces they were called BEPC "Base Entry/Exit Point Check" they were supposedly set up by the wing commander for the gate, what times, whether it was entry or exit checks, and it specified "Every 5th car" or "Every 3rd car" or whatever. Of course, you didn't count while you were searching one.
@SomberSF Жыл бұрын
@@jfbjr81 RVI, IEPC, BEPC, RIEVC… theyve changed the name for no apparent reason many times over the past few years.
@trapperscout20462 жыл бұрын
The Army one was strangely accurate especially when some rando is guarding the post instead of an MP.
@FireRevenant312 жыл бұрын
I can confirm. Me and my battle did the same thing when we were assigned as acp guard for rear d, we had the day shift and things slow down in afternoon (for us) and we just do random stuff like this from dancing from a strangers' radio to reenacting characters from video games lol
@SlugSage2 жыл бұрын
i am that rando
@tristan_8402 жыл бұрын
@@SlugSage I'm the car
@MrHumpah122 жыл бұрын
This is true. Me and a battle were the randos. We just kinda shot the bull with everyone who pulled up. Would have thought we'd known each other for years
@kennethmckinney2088 Жыл бұрын
Y'all should do one about chow halls. I was based at Marine Corp base Hawaii and it was plain Jane compared to the Air Force at Hickam. The Air Force was like a five star restaurant. Carpet, chandeliers,nice atmosphere and even a dessert carousel.
@FleaBitten-lx4wk12 күн бұрын
Agreed, I went to Lackland AFB for my MP Academy in the Marines, and right next door to our detachment, was the Air Force "Dining Facility". I didn't even know how to act when I went in and saw how they eat, and what they ate. Then after finishing, they told me to leave my tray on the table, and someone would take care of it. I was like wtf??? 😮
@Streetsweeprr4 ай бұрын
"nah nah you good bro trust, i see yo unifrom it go your name on it we cool" LMFAOOO
@boomer66112 жыл бұрын
I rolled into Ft.Benning about ten years after I retired for a reunion. I have Ranger Scroll on the front of my truck from my service in the Regiment. This young Specialist checks my ID, throws a salute and says "Welcome Home sir!" Made me feel warm all over and want to jump out of an airplane and blow some shit up!
@overzone6662 жыл бұрын
You can take a soldier out of airborne, but you cant take the airborne out of a soldier. Haha
@StrikeWyvern2 жыл бұрын
10/10 most wholesome comment
@InvagPrune2 жыл бұрын
Name checks out o7
@sjp35productions62 жыл бұрын
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is anathema to good airmanship.
@boomer66112 жыл бұрын
@@sjp35productions6 Hehehehe! Yep!
@captainsalty90222 жыл бұрын
True story: Early 1960’s; Marine Air Station Cherry Point, blue window sticker on left windshield for officer, red for enlisted. Non uniformed Marine major with window sticker failed to stop and show his ID card at the sentry box. Marine gate guard stepped into the street as the car went by and fired his .45 into the rear window of the vehicle, striking the major in the shoulder. The Second Marine Air Wing Chief of Staff, a Colonel, awarded the Marine MP a commendation for performing his duty.
@treynelson49462 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that was a big no no. The manor knew better.
@sunilKumar-sy9pm2 жыл бұрын
This is both funny and terrifying 🤣
@samiam6192 жыл бұрын
@@treynelson4946 And the Major didn’t even get a Purple Heart out of it!
@ace86562 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 Don’t worry they gave him fresh socks and a fresh MRE with non expired skittles so, he should be g2g
@TUFFGUNN2 жыл бұрын
Two civilian cars got lit up by Marine MPs when I was in Quantico during 9/11. They flagged the car to stop, but they kept driving full speed through the main gate and the Marines shot up the car into the side ditches.
@user-nz8dv9hg7l4 ай бұрын
That shit was hilarious!😂😂😂 Especially the Army one.
@steelekratos48348 ай бұрын
A year later it pops up again for me, still funny as hell. And about 90% true haha
@JewelzFinazzo2 жыл бұрын
I grew up on a Navy base. I'm currently in the Army. And I currently work on an Air Force base. I can vouch that those three are pretty accurate haha. I won't speak on the Marines though. But it seems highly accurate lmao.
@CharlonClarke2 жыл бұрын
I got the stop sign talk and i didnt know whether to get mad or laugh... i chose to laugh
@The_Scarecrow512 жыл бұрын
@@CharlonClarke Was that a good move? Just curious what happened next 😅
@theinfamousbruce66022 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. It’s accurate
@RSMoreno2 жыл бұрын
Yo so similar! I’m prior USAF and my dad, retired Army and we lived on a Marine and AF base at different times throughout my pops career.
@MartinRodriguez-oi5qq2 жыл бұрын
It’s f$&|ing accurate BRO! 🗣Fhdjdbdvsjsbdvebejsk!!!!!🍺🏃🏻♂️
@breadsticat6264 Жыл бұрын
I love how the air force one is so accurate. Half the time they'll only barely glance at your ID before letting you pass, other times they'll randomly stop you acting like you bringing RPGs onto the base
@koda293 Жыл бұрын
True 😂
@halted_code Жыл бұрын
i used to be a pizza delivery guy, had an airforce base in our delivery area so we all had to get base passes, i never had any issues with them, and the only time i was pulled over on base was for a tail light that was out but they only gave me a warning, nice guys all around.
@christian_swjy Жыл бұрын
@@halted_code mans are easy on you because they gotta have their pizza warm 🤣
@hersh511 Жыл бұрын
Because we have to do RVIs
@nicolelowekamp638411 ай бұрын
And the dude with the sunglasses just ‘chilling’ waiting for a reason
@Dp14159 ай бұрын
Hysterical. And #accurate AF.
@jeramiahhampton18759 ай бұрын
The Marine Corps is so accurate lmao, when you're a Marine. My girlfriend at the time didn't know how to follow directions and get her visitors pass before coming on Lejeune, and the gate guards just trusted her when she said she was there to see me and go to the ball, waved her right on through.
@mattg1882 жыл бұрын
Like if ur gay
@KELLEMWITIT2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@nshaboo1012 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeclaridy2 жыл бұрын
Mountains and depression........
@laserkidloke27572 жыл бұрын
Same
@cjcopeland11282 жыл бұрын
Lol depression for real this place slowly killing me😂😂
@MJ_Bass Жыл бұрын
The Air Force one is hilarious. As a civilian I got a “ticket” for my passenger not wearing a seatbelt in a 5 mph zone. Also got searched about every other day when I went in the same airbase every single day lol😂
@TraceguyRune Жыл бұрын
But I walk at 5mph
@rootlady5934 Жыл бұрын
@@TraceguyRune 😅
@Eric-os1ul Жыл бұрын
Was in the Army you guys had the best Hummers I ever seen are hummers took beating after beating but you’re seemed built better and the af hummers well,,, didn’t see allot of them but they seamed more like the civilian version to me
@reynaldoflores4522 Жыл бұрын
What possible business would you have going into an airbase everyday if you was a civilian ?
@MJ_Bass Жыл бұрын
@@reynaldoflores4522 contractor
@bravo2-5anderson629 ай бұрын
Facts dude. My bois in Army are chill af
@zacharymichaud79329 ай бұрын
Facts. I’ve worked on two army bases, one Navy base and one Air Force Base. Those are the facts. Good job brother.😂
@KaBar412 жыл бұрын
Marine Corps be like: You're the gate guard now!
@MrTangent2 жыл бұрын
‘Here’s your MREs’ (hands box of crayons)
@darkstarfirestudios45002 жыл бұрын
🤣
@arcturionblade10772 жыл бұрын
"Look at me. Look at me. You're the gate guard now!"
@aaronvoss382 жыл бұрын
Good bitch, you wanna speed coming up to the gate. Call your wife and let her know you're on post next 24. I don't give a %#/% if your father in law is a Major. In fact, good, call your wife, she's on duty now too.
@genocyber4842 Жыл бұрын
Gate guards did a random search on my vehicle one time and found my yugioh cards. The next 5 minutes was just them flaming me for having them 😭
@genocyber4842 Жыл бұрын
@The13thRonin I told them to stop Fing around or I’ll banish them to the shadow realm but they didn’t want it 🤷♂️
@MoisesZTech Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@blaynegreiner9365 Жыл бұрын
@The13thRonin I bet it was Magic: The Gathering cards they collect.
@supergenius6256 Жыл бұрын
I remember I had like two decks of cards for games like blackjack or poker, they roasted me for it and threw a deck of Pokémon cards into my vehicle, I looked at it when I got to the barracks and saw every single card in there was a fire energy card.
@Slossage178 ай бұрын
1:31 “Do you want me to stop you??” Had me on the floor
@coffeecool51908 ай бұрын
retired navy and now work for DoD traveling up and down the west coast this is 100% accurate across the field
@DaveCM Жыл бұрын
As a Marine, I fully understood every word he said. Since there were no f-bombs dropped, he was actually using polite language.
@lenharper85022 жыл бұрын
Marine ROTC is savage. Y’all nailed the Navy one and the AF Security Police or as you guys call them now, Security Forces is dead on.
@KittyCatWoT2 жыл бұрын
Marine Junior ROTC.
@RamonPalomino852 жыл бұрын
As a former sailor the Navy gate guards were spot on.
@jargamund2 жыл бұрын
Really? When I was in, they'd just kind of nod at you as you waived your ID at them while rolling through. Navy that is.
@Spudmuffinz2 жыл бұрын
Navy MA's think thier judge dreadd or something every day.
@1newearth2 жыл бұрын
The mark of the beast will be IN the right hand or IN the forehead. It is spiritual and physical. Most of the world worships the beast by keeping sunday, friday, Christmas, Easter, Eid, Diwali, etc. There is something physical coming that people will have to take if they want to buy or sell. Muslims go to the mosque on fridays. Repent. Happy new year! The new covenant will not save you if you continue being rebellious and stubborn against the word of the Lord. It is a sin to steal and a sin to forget the sabbath (saturday). *1 Samuel **15:23** KJV - For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.* Witchcraft, sorcery idolatry, witches, sorcerers, idolaters will be cast into hellfire. Only they that are washed in the blood of the Lord Jesus and keep his commandments shall be kings and priests. There is no such thing as a sunday rest or sunday sabbath in the Bible. Only the seventh day is blessed, sanctified and hallowed. Isaiah 66:22,23 says that from one new moon to another and from one sabbath to another shall all flesh worship before the Lord in the new earth. Matthew 7:21-23 proves that not everyone that says Jesus is Lord will enter the kingdom. We need to do the will of the Father which is to obey and honor our Lord Jesus Christ. He kept the sabbath, new moons and holy days while he walked the earth. Why do you keep sunday, Christmas, Easter and January 1st which he never kept? Repent.
@kurtb84749 ай бұрын
I was a Security Specialist in the USAF back in the SAC days. Only I didn't work no main gate security. I was in the restricted areas. This is hilarious!
@chilledcadaver9205 Жыл бұрын
Love ridin around wit my recruiter cause he’s super chill, and when he pull to the gate they just look at him like he’s a child then see his cat card and then they like “👀 have a good one staff sergeant” the funniest shit ever😂
@moteroargentino79442 жыл бұрын
He didn't stole your car, he did a re-allocation of materials and equipment 🤣🤣🤣
@sandhilltucker2 жыл бұрын
He liberated it
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
He tactically aquired it.
@juliankremer19002 жыл бұрын
It's on permanent temp-loan.
@danielball9592 жыл бұрын
It has wheels, a little mud on the bumper numbers and it's a Marine vehicle.
@hazen44102 жыл бұрын
Steal is just an acronym. Strategically Transferring Equipment to an Alternate Location. That's what they taught me when I was in the Marines.
@ethanloming001 Жыл бұрын
I watch this with an Air Force veteran. He said it was quite relatable because the strictness of military checkpoints are most based on what they protect; weapons, vehicles, equipment, land, etc. Air Force base security never wished for anyone to infiltrate and hijack a plane or something. The same goes to the Navy.
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
Sounds reasonable. If you are protecting something unimportant, you don’t need to put much effort into it.
@tetraxis3011 Жыл бұрын
I mean in the 90s a guy literally walked into a National Guard base and stole a tank so yea.
@stafforddavis5638 Жыл бұрын
You do realize that most military installations in general have more than one element stationed there? They rotate gate responsibilities amongst the branches and brigades/units/etc.. They also use private civilian contractors.
@b.entranceperium Жыл бұрын
@@tetraxis3011 that changed after 911
@Erilis00010 ай бұрын
Now, if they steal a tank or something, no but deal
@almightygg236910 ай бұрын
Bro I never seen such an accurate video in my life 😂.
@oh-iobuckeyes98694 ай бұрын
As a former Air Force SP, I found this on point. Well done!
@tomterry21392 жыл бұрын
Ex Navy, I don't remember much about stop signs, but the drama and expectation to follow direction is spot on. Being stationed on an Air force base, I can say that part is also accurate. I remember Marine bases did away with gate guards at one point and I figured there was nothing of value there to protect.
@fishtacos0072 жыл бұрын
They started the stop sign bullshit about 6-7 years ago. They will wait to wave you forward, hoping you'll move up so they can call you out 🤣
@coconuthead13612 жыл бұрын
Mostly just because who's really going to roll up to a Marine base and not expect to get their shit rocked and stolen within twenty seconds.
@steelbear2063 Жыл бұрын
Marines are dirt poor as I hear, so yeah
@lukasg4807 Жыл бұрын
@@fishtacos007 29 palms does the same stop sign bs. Got all mad at me and I was confused as fuck. Why the hell is a stop sign neccessary?
@mffuniverse3806 Жыл бұрын
@@coconuthead1361 not even 20 with today’s technology, shouldn’t they have satellites and underground motion sensors by this point?
@ak_downrange_threat72512 жыл бұрын
The Air Force part is so accurate, I have had more issues with E-2's and E-3's on Ego trips at Air Force gates than any other branch's facilities.
@Ducky-nm9dj2 жыл бұрын
We take our security theatre seriously.
@ns70232 жыл бұрын
Nukes need extra nursing
@DaOriginalGrandPanda2 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be a stateside thing. Worst I had was some airmen complaining about my cac not reflecting my rank the day I put on staff. Which, I mean, kinda fair
@arcturionblade10772 жыл бұрын
Air Force base golf courses are PL1 security.
@murphy78012 жыл бұрын
I mean not from USA. But air force bases often have extremely high value hardware / first strike response and detection. Shouldn't they be taking there job seriously?
@Bxred-Persxn14 күн бұрын
I appreciate that you made the army gate guards the most chill
@TheSilentMajorityNation9 ай бұрын
Damn Army... I didnt know you were that chill 😎 lmao
@gh0st5562 жыл бұрын
"Why isn't your seat belt on" had me rolling he was so serious
@ShaneFlett2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the video, the marine one being second lmao
@Looonie2 жыл бұрын
Its the Air Force dude 🤣
@RealBSantiago2 жыл бұрын
Coast Guard: Checking your CAC for like 10min then searching your vehicle & not letting you on base at all 😂
@jaychildz2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of a coast guard base, where the hell are you guys?!
@bobjoe48882 жыл бұрын
@@jaychildz pretty much wherever there's water. West, east coast, great lakes, Mississippi river, etc.
@mirroredvoid83942 жыл бұрын
@@jaychildz Mfs are literally called the coast guard.
@Kardia_of_Rhodes2 жыл бұрын
@@jaychildz As people have said before, if it's wet and salty you'll find them. If you're looking for something specific, Yorktown is a good place to start.
@jaychildz2 жыл бұрын
@@Kardia_of_Rhodes I don’t think I’ll Ever need to go to one of their bases….unless there’s a sale on that Jack Daniels
@lllllllllllIllI10 ай бұрын
As a Gate guarded by the Army’s gate guards. I can attest that this is 100% accurate
@scopex27494 ай бұрын
Yep I was Air Force and this is RIGHT ON! 😂🤣
@joshua197172 жыл бұрын
I'm literally on a gate guard as I'm watching this. The Army one was too accurate.
@BattlestarGenesis2 жыл бұрын
bro go watch the gate tf?
@Aqueox2 жыл бұрын
@@BattlestarGenesis M8 that's what we've got cameras for. Gate can watch itself.
@BattlestarGenesis2 жыл бұрын
@@Aqueox that’s a disservice to this god blessed country. disgraceful
@user-db1rt9mp2w Жыл бұрын
@@BattlestarGenesis u stood watch before?
@BattlestarGenesis Жыл бұрын
@@user-db1rt9mp2w with that name of yours i just know you need to get back to fightin ukrainians dawg get off this app and get back to work
@ScaredycatG Жыл бұрын
I’m a Brit civilian and had to enter a USAF base in the U.K. (RAF Lakenheath) and those air force guys were just like they were in this video. Proper serious and checked every inch of my car!! Was slightly intimidating but in a good way!
@baseballmichaeljordanmcdonalds Жыл бұрын
Lmao I was there too, they were definitely spot on
@mattchilds4149 Жыл бұрын
That’s crazy I was born there
@velvetypotato711 Жыл бұрын
and usually have a rifle and twice the gear on
@samuelmahoney6878 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, not security forces here, but have plenty of gate duty. We always inspect vehicles coming on with civ or contractor passes rather than cacs.
@elanapiper6113 Жыл бұрын
Guards do more thorough search on civilians vehicles than, say a military tractor-trailer with full cargo rolls up to a commercial vehicle checkpoint. I remember having to wait few minutes for a gate open up after a civilian tractor went through. Only few seconds for us afterwards.
@onlinewarrior48778 ай бұрын
Marine went south quick
@kevo41289 ай бұрын
what was that song u was using for the army tho
@kiltman19612 жыл бұрын
(early 2000's) I was with my son (Marine) driving into an Army base for relatives boot camp graduation. My son showed his USMC ID, they told us to pull over. We had 4 MP's approach the car. Asked for his ID again. He give it to them, then......All we heard was how great the "colored" ID was. Found out later that the Army had not issued out colored ID's like the Marines had at the time. lol
@mikecase3468 Жыл бұрын
ARMY stands Ain't Really Marine Yet
@boz8761 Жыл бұрын
Ain't Really Marines Yet My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Never Again Volunteer Yourself Ain't It Rad Fucking Off in Rolling Chairs Everyday?
@soundsoftranquility2300 Жыл бұрын
@@boz8761I haven't heard the Air Force One that's pretty f****** clever, but do you have one for the Coast guard and the space force
@MRsolidcolor Жыл бұрын
yeah i was army. we would waste some time on some dumb shit for sure lol
@TUFFGUNN Жыл бұрын
I knew those crayons would come in handy.
@Bluechief6 Жыл бұрын
The AF one is so accurate, it just needed at least two more guys in office chairs doing nothing.
@xgensean Жыл бұрын
Taking a break from the job to study their job*
@skylerstokman2869 Жыл бұрын
Classic airforce, around base they work from office chairs, at sea they work from deck chairs
@ggoohhnnjjaalltt11 ай бұрын
Airforce aka Chairforce.
@JGregory75711 ай бұрын
@@ggoohhnnjjaalltt yet the Air Force is treated wayy better than all of the other branches
@dustyatomz5599 ай бұрын
Name of the song the army guards were dancing too?? Thank you!
@BIGSWIV3 ай бұрын
The marine was on point 😂😂
@erikjahay16332 жыл бұрын
100% though, I love how yall went out of your way to get all the cammies and even used Marine cammies without the name or proper service tapes. That may not seem like much but that's a nice show of respect to humble yourself the way you did
@ephapax12 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍🏽
@Tysandifer2 жыл бұрын
If it was me I'd just wear my branch and all the others leave blank
@gutt3R12 жыл бұрын
I can absolutely verify the Navy portion was accurate, I used to deliver ice cream to the navy commissary in saratoga NY and it was like a game of simon-says getting in, despite ID and clearance
@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid96549 ай бұрын
The Navy one is 100% accurate 😂
@sunderwood9321 Жыл бұрын
That’s funny! I hope the branches get a good smile! 😂hope nobody rolls up like this on any of them 😁
@2Tall03XX2 жыл бұрын
As a Marine I approve this.
@Ghostronin722 жыл бұрын
Devil dog af
@Chris-mo4gk2 жыл бұрын
Ok Aquaman
@KickinBird2 жыл бұрын
No love for you 😂
@avianthony61492 жыл бұрын
someone need to court martial you for approving this video lol.. Marines dont act like that.. and you know this maaaaaan..
@jarmenovci51142 жыл бұрын
pillager noise
@NeniMaru2 жыл бұрын
100% accurate for the Navy 😂
@AndrewRai12 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was about to say 😂😂
@_CaliDre1002 жыл бұрын
Yup I remember y’all at Rota 😂 livin your best lives! I’m still salty
@CharlonClarke2 жыл бұрын
they take it too seriously, as if theyre getting a EP
@visionsbydrea14502 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@Idkmanlemmeedit2 жыл бұрын
Parents ignored the stop sign when they dropped me off from my liberty fresh out of bootcamp and got the ol' bootcamp special
@SwyTasheeАй бұрын
The Air Force asking to roll down the windows triggered me 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve stared deep into the eyes of too many gate guards while sitting in the backseat of my dad’s car going back on base. 👀👀Lol
@queensherica10 ай бұрын
😭😭🤣🤣 this was so accurate 🎉 Go Army!!!
@HvyMetal4Ever2 жыл бұрын
As a Sailor who was stationed on a Marine base, and would have to head to other bases - I can confirm this shit is 100% accurate. Marines out there preparing to be Wal-Mart greeters.
@HvyMetal4Ever2 жыл бұрын
@@USMC_Matt0351 First of all - get the fuck off your high horse. Former Marine? Interesting. Because according to my Uncle, various cousins, and colleagues who served in the USMC, there is no such thing as a former Marine. Secondly - I was station in HI. I did aircraft maintenance. Work was one side of the island, and deployed out of another part of the island. When I was off on the weekend, I would head over to hang out with buddies at the Army base. Don't come in here touting off some bullshit resume trying to impress people.
@drpompo Жыл бұрын
@@USMC_Matt0351 damn homie that's a lot of credentials for working at walmart
@drpompo Жыл бұрын
@@USMC_Matt0351 it's a joke big guy, I'm not reading that wall of text but I'll assume it was whiney and pathetic
@altattano559 Жыл бұрын
@@USMC_Matt0351 I was thinking "this is one of the most well accomplished men in todays society, he has to be lying". did a small lookup and found this guys LinkedIn. these have to be the most credentials ive ever seen in my lifetime, give this dude an award. I don't know what type of award, when, or how. just give the man one for christs sake. thank you for your service! - random 15 year old from NYC that likes the military
@basilgaizka4672 Жыл бұрын
@@USMC_Matt0351 Dog made a joke, and you just assumed he's jealous. That's some ego shit. You've accomplished a lot, and that's cool, but too much pride will just come off as cringe. Listing your credentials is more of a call to authority, rather than an actual argument. At the end of the day he made a joke, and relayed an anecdote about the accuracy of the comedic video. You replying with all that shit just makes you come off as hurt. Now I'm not sure if some comments got deleted or something, or what it is I'm missing but where did this come from? "I also said cute cats but I’m more of a dog person. Do most Canadian men obsess over cats the way you do? You’re like the Canadian version of an American crazy cat lady. I do like old cars though." P.S. before you ask, I don't have any credentials. Also it was kinda cool reading about all the shit you are involved in. Edit: Oh my gosh you googled his fucking name hahahahahahhahah. Idk if that's really him but that's funny. I hope you didn't say that shit to try to intimidate him, because if so, that's some weak shit fr. Over some youtube comments man? smh. I can't pretend like I was never guilty of similar things, but I realized that shit was silly and grew out of it.
@marcussmith4673 Жыл бұрын
As a 8yr Navy Desert Storm Vet I approve this skit. 😂😂😂
@user-fh4le1pn8o Жыл бұрын
Desert Navy😉😂 😎👍
@davidzealley2332 Жыл бұрын
Wow I didn’t realize it took the Navy 8 years to complete desert storm… jk
@bamboozledelia807911 ай бұрын
You were on Desert Storm? Thank you
@marcussmith467311 ай бұрын
@@davidzealley2332 I served 8yrs in the Navy genius. 🤣🤣🤣
@SmokeDog187111 ай бұрын
Every else left after the war but this dude just stayed
@avg62362 ай бұрын
Enclave: YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR!!!?!??
@fatrick50047 ай бұрын
From the UK....that sums up our lot too. Excellent