it me ur valentine

play again: • KZbin Valentine 2018
don't date me
lyrics:
it’s the day of love
and I guess I’m your date
you partook in a youtube game
But we can call it fate
cause if this wasn’t manufactured
If it weren’t pretend
Here’s a list of reasons why
You’d wouldn’t date me again...
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
Like I am twelve years old
My temper’s bad
I’m mostly sad
I complain when I’m cold
I’m usually touring
Usually boring
Enneagram 4 (yuck)
i lose my keys
You’ll never see
My bathroom floor
I cry every day
I’m always late
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
Not great with dogs
I monologue
I pick my skin
drink too much gin
Leave you on “read”
Have a loft bed
never unpacked
Always jetlagged
Insufferable
Uncomfortable
Incapable
Undateable

[@evan]

THIS IS SO WELL DONE THANKS FOR THE DATE

[@lnh7199]

10/10 date

[@RL-rw9dy]

Livy DiJoseph same

[@brennariedy7914]

YESH

[@juleselu]

thank you Evan and dodie😂💕

[@josimercedesschoening1686]

Dodie Is Bae nah I’d say 6/10

[@ItsAnca]

this is main channel worthy

[@witchierosie5490]

ItsAnca indeed

[@alexiapri]

nu pot sa cred ca te uiti la dodie!!!love💛

[@marachelarescu3956]

ikr

[@maedianee]

All of her videos are to me 😍

[@sydneybytes7998]

“I’m half joking, I also think I’m great” Well if that ain’t me-

[@kalporter3758]

Literally all of these are reasons _to_ date you

[@sssophie9292]

TeRanCe exactly. Something off there. Unless we can spend 236 dates watching it and dodie enjoying watching for the first time it's a negative thing

[@Tara-yu4qd]

ME

[@sophg2181]

Ikr

[@alysha5093]

True

[@amygdala9679]

*Pretends like I didn't immediately click my way through the videos so I would end up with dodie*

[@soffialv2209]

SAAAAAAAAAAME

[@nicolevergara9958]

ME

[@ahhh2450]

Me

[@melanyvh1307]

Same xdxd

[@trashfor_coll5413]

Jam Brownies same

[@AnnaWoods]

"I'm half joking, I also think I'm great" Me as HECK

[@thomasalias8492]

Jordi El Niño Polla• Jesus, kid. Contain yourself

[@dalebanana1956]

I like when she sings "Undateable" and on the Uke plays "Wah wah wah wahhhhhh" like she lost on a game show or something. That was a nice cherry on top.

[@catarinabakker8405]

What a cute lil' perfect song

[@ohhoneylemon2296]

this song makes you even more attractiv oh gosh what a crush

[@mayajoy7248]

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING AND I'M SO HAPPY.

[@briannafitzy8804]

Maya Joy SAME

[@SophieHarrison69]

i kinda answered to try and get Dodie, not gonna lie...

[@hotgirl-cl2gq]

I thought this was an old video but your hairs just long lol

[@minamayer842]

peng ting me too😂

[@cat-ij6tw]

same lmao

[@samanthac.1585]

Imma sing this to a guy that likes me yes, I'm a horrible person sorry

[@junowayland8658]

Calm down! at the Club u r not the only one (':

[@petrabriseno2899]

DUDE I was going to do the same thing!

[@Slash01470]

That's going to be hard with the "usually touring" part

[@melododie]

That will make them fall even more in love with you

[@hazelgray2251]

Oof mean 😂lol

[@MeggieMoosta]

Incase you don’t know the backstory to this- Go to Evan’s channel and watch his Valentine’s Day video (it’s in the description!)

[@JustAnotherLondoner]

Meggie Moosta Thank you, i was confused by comments lol

[@Camiiilllee]

Hahahahaha dodie trying to fool us into thinking she isn't the sweetest person on this planet NICE TRY

[@novaturient4404]

Camille she gave me diabetes

[@ehmayex55]

still mad for being too slow at buying tickets for her europe tour :D

[@v.v365]

I was listening to this song when I noticed a fly I had been trying to kill and around 0:41 I started madly dashing about the room trying to swat it and about at 1:09 I finally killed it, so the tempo of the whole song matched my efforts to swat a fly. Thank you Dodie.

[@Tara-yu4qd]

Dodie: here are some reasoms not to date me. Me, would date Dodie in a heartbeat: *hears every reason why I should date Dodie*

[@charlenecarreon1524]

dodie: says she's undateable me: falls in love with her more

[@ElPenguino]

Charlene Carreon same

[@attiegrey]

Charlene Carreon MMMEEEE

[@MIERGOIGI]

I got it two years ago and here we are again. So glad we’re on a second date took you long enough.

[@stevie]

omg this is cute and pretty trueeeeeee

[@elizabethmullis8096]

"I'm half joking, I think I'm great" SAME

[@katieburgess6322]

Did my own version and I thought I’d post it here :) I sleep in late I’m not in shape I’ll annoy you when I’m bored My Rooms a mess, Host every sesh, My mental age is 4 I’m always drinking, Bad at speaking Losing the will to live, Socially awkward extrovert ...If that’s a thing? My lungs are black My tempers bad Not photogenic Quite dramatic Don’t like kids Can’t open lids Not that smart Don’t have a car Crave attention Got depression I’m lazy and I’m louddddd Insufferable Uncomfortable Incapable Undateable Rhyming a bit dodge lmao

[@katieburgess6322]

I also think I’m pretty great so don’t take it too serious lol

[@cat-cs8hk]

Katie Burgess OMG WE'RE THE SAME PERSON

[@audreyyu8531]

THIS IS AMAZING YOURE A QUEEN

[@skylernguyen6749]

wow this is greattttt 👌🏻👌🏻

[@attiegrey]

Katie Burgess LITERALLY ME EXCEPT I DONT DRINK, THATS IT

[@ashtreely]

I thought I was straight until I found Dodie

[@amelia-francesart]

Same

[@beesuschrist7128]

Same

[@DjJooze]

Lesbians are adorable

[@julialumina1615]

SAME GIRL, SAME..

[@shauneevampyre]

Happens to the best of us

[@rebeccas9047]

this is the most beautiful thing i've seen in the history of my life

[@user-yb9og9ps8e]

WHAT ARE THE CHORDS TO THIS MASTERPIECE

[@abeltheo]

this one wasn't hard to guess: music + ukelele = dodie, everyone knows that.

[@toomanyfandomsandbandstofi3437]

Abel Theo t

[@inactiveaccount4398]

you are the cutest person

[@allyblog]

Mackenzie Frecloud this has so many likes and I’m so happy

[@september9005]

Mackenzie Frecloud the literal cutest 🌸

[@hxzzazx5517]

no you.

[@hannahmcdermott2240]

Mackenzie Frecloud I'm the 1 thousandth like :D

[@urmom2831]

I. literally. see. u. everywhere.

[@skatrfad]

d7, g, g7, c, d, d7, a7 are the chords i used to play this 💞💞💞

[@emmalinearcher6944]

jessunderstood is that the order you play the whole time?

[@skatrfad]

d7, g, d7,d7, g, g, g7,c,a7 cont :))

[@heydebee]

OMG I LOVE IT LOL

[@darceyhaynes968]

They’re all the reasons why I’m so very single

[@piper9196]

After taking a nap and eating cheesecake alone, this was a very pleasant surprise!! Did not disappoint, Dodes, did not disappoint💕

[@justinmitra6674]

soooooooo.... it's valentine's day 2019.... we still appreciate your loveeee

[@mophead.was.here.]

You rock that look so well, yes dodie!!💓 also the shortest songs always end up being the best songs i realized, at least for me lmaoo loved this

[@tyundere]

i’m 100000% happy with this ending

[@likaism]

ayo demons, it me, ya valentine boi

[@erincarr8177]

ukutabs better jump on this shit immediately

[@tiredopal]

MOOD

[@sanjanan7109]

honestly

[@laurajesse5802]

this is immaculate, you're absolutely wonderful

[@camiwami813]

I purposely clicked to dodie so fasT

[@ZiggyGamma]

I love cleaning, though if you like the mess I could lean that way The way I dress people say I am of similar age I come from a family of Tempers so I can deal If you're sad and also cold we could snuggle up I'd be your man of steel I'm supportive so I'd love that you're always on tour We could have a good time I hear you're and Ennegram 4 I'm a 9, We'll be just fine, Always got keys on me I'd be fine if your bathroom floor I never see I'd never leave you when you're sad I got a watch to count the time Got Pens for days, I'm not phased, Not seeing "Friends" ain't a crime Not a fan of dogs, love hearing monologues It's fine if you drink (Takes long pause) Sorry for that awful pause Fine being on "read" I'd sleep out of bed I'm great wih clothes make sure your jetlag never shows More than Bearable Agreeable Suitable Dateable

[@afterlaurel]

That Other Review Dude this is art at it's finest

[@raspberrytaegi]

YES

[@vic6099]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@nerdzel185]

Yes yes yes

[@simonazivanovic7931]

Holy shit this awesome

[@annenordahlgraungaard4978]

I absolutely love this! It actually reminds me a lot of her older songs like from 2014 and it’s so cute and uh my god

[@vaporrvvave]

Literally I love this so much this is so well done wow

[@tass2533]

Can i just say your outfits on fleek!

[@elliesuccs]

o how glad i am to have matched with you ! my favourite valid musician

[@pegasus31o26]

29th on trending im so proud of u dodie!!! Xxx (this was amazing btw)

[@spiralmouse]

😂😂😂❤❤❤ Happy Valentine's Day Dodie!!! Love the song!!!

[@inactiveaccount4398]

i love you

[@deannaallman4679]

Even if it took 50 takes its amazing. Happy to be your valentine 💕

[@sky-ic7ji]

i’m late but this is the best valentines gift i’ve ever gotten thank u dodie babe 💞

[@esmegc1859]

im legit crying bc you are so good

[@sydney6598]

I knew it Anywayyyys Love ya lots Have a good day

[@TheRainydayvideo]

Sounds great to me!

[@jillstephenson]

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I CAN RELATE TO 😵 MY GOSH DODIE YOU'RE THE BEST

[@CaptainDewi]

This look is everything! I love it!

[@MrBrightsideOfficial]

Same... so Tuesday?

[@sonata4real]

I'm short on words to describe how incredible, magnificent & magical this is. Pure GOLD ☀

[@MrMetroDAMON]

This was so wonderful and relatable, thank you!

[@solannariddle9781]

“i’m half joking...i also think i’m great! okay bye!” **video ends** me:....that was the best think i’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@humayrah724]

If this taught me anything, it’s that I’m not the only one that’s a mess

[@ensaios]

I WANTED TO GET HERE (and I don't regret it AT ALL)

[@valaya.3]

I wasn't even playing the game but I came across this and I LOVE IT! Always love the music Dodie makes 💕 ❤️

[@ivyscarlett2400]

THIS IS SO PURE

[@andreasbei7678]

this 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 i 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 you👏🏻

[@toesocks7604]

Can we have a video of Dodie just snapping

[@michalkatec.6841]

mAyA the true ASMR

[@ze4690]

mAyA there is one search it

[@viviansings]

mAyA ikr that'd be so cool😍

[@dosabella]

Let's turn this into a petition

[@clarecapuzzi8888]

This is literally amazing

[@bruhgarfield2162]

I relate to this too much. I love you!!

[@roseo4498]

I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU YOU LOOK SO PRETTY IN THIS

[@marydolas]

ok im in love here

[@exiuue8689]

I always start blushing when dodie sings or even speaks ☺️

[@kieraf8777]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE ❤️

[@TheBurgundyAngel]

dodie i love you and this song, but not great with dogs? im uh sorry i’ve just remembered i’ve uH gotta be somewhere else ?? *shoving breadsticks into purse* goodbye

[@beccasingleton7329]

Georgia Stevens BREADSTICKS

[@Babytherat]

Georgia Stevens same! Happy to get dodie by chance but... That's a deal breaker right there 😂

[@lizzykenyon1380]

Georgia Stevens SAMEEE 😂

[@key9306]

the only person that can look that adorable in a train conductor hat

[@leno3409]

I absolutely love this (and you)

[@maceymooo]

Dodie I love you thank you I needed to not feel alone (also you look like an over enthusiastic train conductor and I’m livING FOR IT)

[@rozannuuu7570]

here some reasons why we actually should date. Your rooms a mess? Same. You usually dress like your 12 years old? Cute!! Your tempers bad? Same tbh. Your mostly sad? Sadly, me too. You complain when you’re cold? Same!! We can complain together. You’re usually touring? I could go with you ;). You’re usually boring? im pretty sure your not boring but alright!! Enneagram 4? That’s okay, we can be sensitive together. You lose your keys? Oof, me too, so that’s kinda a problem but we’ll work that out. Ill never see your bathroom floor? Welp, i guess that that isnt that big of a problem. You cry everyday? Me too :)! You’re always late? I’m always on time, but we’ll work that out. You chew your pens? Everyone does that, right? You’ve not seen friends? Me neither lol You’re not good with dogs? I’m a cat person so like same. You monologue? I’ve said it alot now, but s a m e. You pick your skin? I do that too. You drink too much gin? I actually dont drink alchohol, but it’s alright, i mean alchohol isnt good for you but- You’ll leave me on read? I do that alot too, so we’ll leave each other on read i guess... You have a loft bed? They’re kinda cute tho!! You never unpack? S A M E, i hate unpacking so mutch! You are always jetlagged? If ill go with you, ill be jetlagged too, so that’s okay ;). You’re insufferable? You probably aren’t. You’re uncomfortable? Same, we’ll be uncomfortable together then. You’re incapable? You arent!! You’re undateable? You’re not, and i just proofed it.

[@potatochip7257]

oh that's the cutest thing

[@mintymelodie]

This was the sweetest thing I've seen all day

[@gracefredheim8992]

Thanks for reminding how bi I am

[@aestheticxo3272]

I love this! ♡

[@meganbrooks9691]

I love this so much!!! You have a beautiful voice

[@mahfuzaha2908]

You may think that you're undateable when really you're *FRICKEN AMAZING AND RELATABLE* ❤️❤️❤️

[@Laz-Kay]

Ur the sweetest bean

[@sopita2236]

Literally me😂😂😂😂 Love you dodie❤️

[@bluemelxdy6610]

THIS IS AMAZING IM IN LOVE

[@NaasirVoid]

I ADORE YOUUUU

[@ee-lf2rc]

SHUSH CHILD EVERYONE HERE LOVES YOU

[@johnbentley9579]

I have never seen your videos before but that was AMAZING

[@meiiruma]

THIS ADOREABLE

[@Molly-bq8wy]

"Dont date me" Same

[@nataliec4711]

I’d still date you ❤️

[@rebecca12202]

tHIS IS SO CUTE AND AWH YOU LOOK SO SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL

[@downtownclouds443]

ok you lost me at leaving me on read sorry hun

[@nanab.5223]

That’s the /one/ thing, the rest is fine.

[@arushi723]

monstrositamy _ uhm ok but what about the "not great with dogs" I'm leaving

[@luolinia]

i think that i would be very good friends with dodie but noT GREAT WITH DOGS? i am out

[@jewelspivey8507]

It’s “have a loft bed never unpack always jet lagged”

[@albertomaciel1253]

you so precious omfg 💛 also this is so relatable 😹

[@albablabla]

MY DREAM DATE

[@zacharybartz397]

Daw... well done Dodie. I loved it :)

[@millieeeboots]

your style in this video is just so cool 👌🏻

[@jetvanderdonk9577]

Love the lipstick

[@haydenbell]

Yay dodie!🌼💛

[@breakingthemasks]

Short, original, musical, cheerful content... this is my favorite dodie. (I like the #realtalk too, but this is the sort of thing that makes me love you) Best wishes dodie, on any day. :)

[@ashleighchristy]

i love the line about being enneagram type four, thats so funny. as a type 2 who has a tendency to turn into a 4 i can definently relate.

[@BeautifulDollsaster]

This date was a 6/10

[@BeautifulDollsaster]

(sorry I HAD to ily dodie)

[@morgancloutier3320]

Aaaaaaaah! You are the most adorable human ever!!!!

[@zombiemilo4711]

im gonna cry i dont know why but like this video makes me so happy i feel like im not alone

[@emmajsoprano]

this was actually so cute and u look so cute in that hat i love it!