It's Frightening For The Human Race (Artosis Clips)

[@pitmclord]

7:20 I fear not the ape who has practiced 10,000 cheeses once, but I fear the ape who has practiced one cheese 10,000 times

[@hypers829]

Kidtosis: "Hey dad, what are we gonna eat today?" Arty: "I fucking hate this, I HATE THIS"

[@Lin3r]

Kidtosis XD 😭😂😂

[@countw4506]

Oh hell yeah another Artosis raging clip. Keep uploading my man, we love your Artosis vids

[@JakeDaines]

Sorry to hear about your family starving bro. Unfortunately I cannot force myself to watch zentosis at this point in time. Good luck.

[@MasterRoshi8974]

Are you the Ultimate Guy In The Chat

[@flofifechnas]

Best Directors Cut of Artosis' Streams! Love your Videos

[@Karalexia]

He's like the DSP of Starcraft. XD

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

Artosis raging about fighting the same faction he plays

[@bebigorl]

Artosis is my religion. Thank you for your existence.

[@m0ssflower355]

when I saw the flying scv glitch, my first thought was "hey that's pretty cool I wanna try". I think I might be a protoss main...

[@eritulizx]

I just had to remove a tire, covers and bumper to change a fucking blinker light bulb. Watching and laughing at Artosis raging is like therapy.

[@TrainingMacro]

"How do you hold on if I was going any sort of speed vulture build?" "But I'm going speed vulture build..."

[@ShowtimeShambles]

This is my new guilty pleaser. Haha

[@majmunbezgaca5220]

artosis is my spirit animal

[@Maelthorn1337]

12:05 I got legitimately sad here. :c He should just play customs with people he knows instead of ladder or something.

[@chrisperry1869]

He's making pretty good sums of money being an entertainer. He's successfully playing video games for money. He could choose to go be a wage-slave pretty much anywhere he wanted to if he thought it would be better for him.

[@radscorpion8]

@@chrisperry1869 yeah compared to wage slavery...i would play sc lol

[@dewwwd3431]

I was a Protoss player back in the day and was “best player” in my clan this day I realized I was probably the worst player I just played Protoss the easiest win haha.

[@FieldMarshallNey]

I was equally good Terran/Protoss back in around 2006, I too was the top player in my clan, however the meta then kinda favored Terran in my opinion as mass expanding wasn't as common

[@tastethejace]

4:45 that's the worst clapping I've ever seen

[@chloesmith4065]

I think it's supposed to be lol

[@ericd545]

Artosis is the most honorable guy in the ladder.

[@JimmyRussels77]

Nice EBay 8:51

[@iamLI3]

literally because i watched some of these last night in my dream it made this crazy scenario that involved a lot of cossacks rts elements of buildings unit production and resource management , and i had to manage these things in competition with other players around me in this big open space to do enough things to score enough points to make it so i would not be in the cut off for the people who had to be cast into the literal pits of hell , where one point i was on some unstable high ground with holes opening in the ground around me i could see was where hell was , and i could see there were even more holes in there that went further down more levels of hellishness LOL

[@fishball3079]

IT DIDN'T MAKE!!

[@dantdu]

Arty makes a decent point at 8:45 .

[@Imboz]

Someone doesnt perfectly understand a video game that is long dead by now?

[@VestinVestin]

Only a decent point in terms of addressing the most broad interpretation of the claim. If people playing "risky" strategies have a high chance to win... then these are not "risky" strategies by definition. If other players win more often when dealing with the same sorts of problems, these players are "better" by definition. The MMR is a cruel and uncaring. If Artosis thinks he deserves more points than he's got, he can demonstrate that by beating people with higher MMR than his. Alas, he can't.

[@s4bc]

what is arty's mmr with protoss? he was playing with mouse only, took the entire map and a-moved carriers and won.

[@joaopadua7134]

you clip channels talk to each other? And if yes do you know which one of you guys did that donno? 0:55

[@ArtosisClips]

idk xD

[@du_gall]

I remember when Flash lose his ZvT against tech Terran, and when he lost his tvz against one base zerg controlling all entire map.

[@gabrielcotebrockman3220]

I feel bad for this man, gaming is supposed to be a fun distraction. Once you become a content creator, the streams cross, and ghost busters ban you from life. You need to diversify your activities Daniel, playing fewer games might be the ticket for you my friend.

[@NaturalTvventy]

Some brains just don't have that personal responsibility component.

[@Chertograad]

You are doing god's work here

[@pnachtwey]

I love hearing Atry rant about bad players that cheese.

[@NexusCool1]

It's me Flash. Almost didn't see you there from behind my sunglasses. 🤣

[@FieldMarshallNey]

Artosis must have some sort of deal with Blizzard where he gets a bugged out version of SC that makes him miss things more than usual so he can rage and profit, or the guy is genuinely cursed

[@OldSpaghettifactory89]

"they're so bad" - guy who lost

[@gochadc]

Since this comment section is probably full of "guys in the chat" I want to ask you all about the meaning of a few artosmemes: - UU? RR? - Artosis_ - WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - Mario erotica

[@Dan-uf2vh]

A human being, male, 38 years old, plays SC1 in 2021: "This is so fukt up". What can I say.. "WELL SAID !!" ))

[@legendarylips1]

Nice job

[@davidkim7859]

ah yes, my daily dose of sodium :D

[@mastakilla6246]

ARTOSIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU ASK BLIZZARD TO FIX THE NORTH AMERICAN SC2 RANKING SYSTEM?? I WAS 1v1 PLATINUM LAST SEASON, WON MY PLACEMENT MATCH AND IT SAYS IM TIER 1 BRONZE WITH ALMOST 2800 MMR WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!????? HELP!

[@HrHaakon]

LOL, NA is so bad that Plat NA is Bronze NA /s

[@ahuzel]

@@HrHaakon wow u just won comedy, congrats.

[@HrHaakon]

​@@ahuzel Thank you.

[@radscorpion8]

@@HrHaakon lol

[@Grabagool]

why do people spam Naga in chat sometimes? like at around 11:25 11:30 ish

[@lightfox11]

it means get out and its also missing yo at the end which is more bn

[@SonicBoyster]

Is this guy streaming for a living now? Is that why he feels like he's some kind of victim for playing a videogame all day?

[@86Corvus]

I wanted to say that you have such strong Polish roots it really shows. I feel you. You are a typical Polish intelligent person dealing with the harsh reality that everyonne else is fucking dumb and they like it... Honestly, first of all you will never change the world. You can only have a small influence on a minor part of it and thats just part of being a human for the 99.9% of us. That realization should free you from expecting the players to care to actually play high skill macro games or anything else. They dont care. They literally have conditioned themselves to be obsessed with winning internet points and because they suck they had to stop caring about how... Once they achieve awareness that their life is short its literally too late to change anything. the person has been formed... You shouldnt make thesame mistake. Honestly i think apart from your starcraft games ( both failures and victories ) the best content you make is when you explore other games, even if its just a single player campaign for warcraft or any other interesting game. Perhaps adding a bit of variety would help with stess. You are cursed with intelligence, so figure out the world around you and make that work for you without unneeded stress or sadness. You achieved a lot more most people ever will. You need not prove anything. You are a veteran.

[@IllTakeThisName]

LOL what. Skitzo pollock posting

[@FadedResolutions]

STOP COMPARING poker to Starcraft Noobtosis they're not even close to the same game. ALSO, Guess what ??! IF YOU know your SCOUT timings.. when to scout .. how to pick up on information.. YOU WONT GET BLIND SIDED by lets say... a 4 gate all in... or a 2 base build. YOULL SEE IT COMING.

[@Borrelaas]

One thing i will never understand about Starcraft players, if one race is better then the other two, why dont you play that race? Seems like the obvious thing to do IMO

[@TheInfectous]

cause they function differently and you might find it more fun to play with certain mechanics. the issue here is more that his entire life is built on playing this game so he has no choice or faces a gigantic risk to his livelihood to quit. for most people, you can either accept the situation of the race, or quit the game and just having the choice to play when you want makes it a lot more bearable.

[@Borrelaas]

@@TheInfectous Sure, but artosis doesnt seem to be having fun. So instead of complaining that one race is so much better, just make the transition.. I doubt his stream would crash and burn if he decided to not play terran

[@k.w.a.s]

naga

[@monkeybunny89]

play sc2

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

It seems like terrans are particularly weak against dark swarm, while protoss can still get through it.

[@moistnugget4147]

Pretty zen guy, right?

[@1982nauj]

hahahahahahah

[@malicharton4403]

why are you milking this so hard artosis?like its fake rage to make max views and max money,just stop it

[@ArtosisClips]

I'm not Artosis and it's definitely not fake, he just be very passionate about his game.

[@malicharton4403]

@@ArtosisClips i just have a question for u

[@malicharton4403]

@@ArtosisClips do you monetise this video?cant tell cuz adblock

[@JimmyRussels77]

Found the B rank protoss

[@malicharton4403]

@@JimmyRussels77 lol

[@m0ssflower355]

i love the idiocy of "It worked so it can't be bad" like you think that a strat that only works in 1 of 10 scenarios against people who weren't prepared for it are good?

[@Alph4raoN]

What about not behaving like a 10 year old over a video game? manchildtosis

[@connorhennessy6117]

dude if you're genuinely not enjoying the game, stop fucking playing it, real simple

[@jmoneyentertainment]

This guy is hilarious