The year is 2056. President ChatGPT-12 is serving is 5th consecutive term. East Korea announces victory over the Glorgons in the Siege of Frankfurt. Hamster still hasn't noticed that the "You Suck" stamp says "declinced" instead of "declined".
@paulchi22213 ай бұрын
Pretty sure "Declinced" is on purpose at this point.
@StayaYL3 ай бұрын
I love that you wore glasses through the intro just for the effect of taking them off. XD
@Sev0173 ай бұрын
A move truly worthy of our Captain.
@powerup90353 ай бұрын
That’s the highlight of this video
@ottoback53753 ай бұрын
7:26 the captain is grossly overestimating how us platinum leaguers think during the game
@lmao_nope3 ай бұрын
Projecting GM top 100 thought processes at plat.
@ThunderChanter3 ай бұрын
I love the submissions, "Yeah I fucked up everything BUT his army control wasnt perfect so like really shouldnt I have won?"
@abzeromusic3 ай бұрын
I had a game where somebody flamed me for using a storm, despite the fact he was ahead in the game and did tons of harassment damage. He didn't micro out of the storms at all, missed all his Snipes with his ghosts. Then he told me templars are imbalanced 😂😂😂😂
@chloesmith40653 ай бұрын
@@abzeromusicif I had 5 MMR for every game I was ahead but lost because of imperfect army control (or extremely fair and balanced units such as the Ghost), I'd be grandmaster
@impishlyit97803 ай бұрын
@@chloesmith4065 I highly recommend you get someone else to compare your replays to people with higher MMR. Either the word "imperfect" is used in place of "atrocious" here, or there are much bigger problems. Even most pros don't have perfect army control, and they would crush you on the spot. Now, ghosts, those are hard to deal with.
@tarvoc7463 ай бұрын
The name for people who are into rocks would be lithophile.
@EllipticalReasoning3 ай бұрын
I haven't seen the video yet and this comment frightens me
@dusan-renat3 ай бұрын
"Whatever army he thinks he has, he doesn't have it." mind blown
@sparky5733 ай бұрын
This is peak content. The editor's note was just icing on the cake.
@ChannelMiner3 ай бұрын
This Terran abandoned his all army key too early in his life.
@matth10053 ай бұрын
Harstem flaming the protoss for building his gateway too fast but not noticing that he built a stargate just for decoration
@ahuzel3 ай бұрын
i wish my oponents also made decorative stargates u.u. I HATE oracles.
@Mihdes3 ай бұрын
The polka version of the standard mine drop, so good
@NicolasGodin-zz6vr3 ай бұрын
Props to Hamster for the reel at the end. Needed that the second it was mentionned.
@Tsnafu3 ай бұрын
@13:19 bitcoin pizza day - 10,000 BT for two large pizzas - £460 million at today's prices
@eustaceomalley60713 ай бұрын
4:38 - Heya Cap't. The term you're looking for is "Rock Hound". it is an English slang term for someone that collects and has interest in all types of rocks and usually geologic formations.
@xitaris59813 ай бұрын
In the first fight, the tanks do more damage to marines than to toss
@piddywongg3 ай бұрын
Crazy good commentary. Epic backhand coaching. Love it.
@hvip43 ай бұрын
I can't even blame MaxRax. He didn't really make any bold statements in his complaint. He just doesn't realize that when the game is an uncoordinated clusterfuck, the mistakes add up and decide the tide even though individually they seem insignificant. It's more like complaining that he lost his life savings on a coin toss (pun not intended) 😅
@Vevvev83 ай бұрын
If this guy at any point in the late early to mid game went for a base race with his whole army I feel like he'd win.
@chloesmith40653 ай бұрын
Literally F2+A-move and win the game
@djudju80473 ай бұрын
8:40 nah, you'd be on time, the french and the germans looked at each other for 1 year.
@jeffreywilliams34213 ай бұрын
Anyone find it ironic that MaxRax has trouble with the zealot runbys, MaxPax's signature move?
@ehk59483 ай бұрын
Oh it's been a while since I've seen an IMBA video! Happy day!
@hakonmarcus3 ай бұрын
I love the lowlights reel, we should have those in every vid!
@tahmidt3 ай бұрын
Man that french army analogy was top notch
@superflypheelign3 ай бұрын
Harstem, at the end of the game, it showed the Protoss Victory screen instead of the Terran Defeat screen. Doesn't that mean this replay was sent in by the Protoss, and not the Terran?
@byrondanielvilladamagana58283 ай бұрын
4:22 i love how kevin is giving a free tutorial for toss player but stops instantly bc of the reaper and starts asking whats the philia for rock 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i also love the nickname of MaxRax
@VictorF03263 ай бұрын
This sounds like a ByuN complaint vs Shin's zergling counter attacks. They just keep walking in.
@Framidan3 ай бұрын
He just throw the game, if he had pushed from 6:30 to 7:30 would have won right there. If you can't deal with a prism, just build turrets. There was always an observer watching everything he did. If you see they activate battery overchareg, fall back. BTW I'm Terran with the same MMR that him and I'm strugling with protoss too, but my problem is with storms
@Qlmmb20863 ай бұрын
Hmm.... antonym for highlights would be bloopers, perhaps.
@istasi52013 ай бұрын
sick burn mister editor
@firescorpionnibor63013 ай бұрын
antonym of highlight = deepdark
@GoXDS3 ай бұрын
obviously other issues, but the leftover medivacs after every lost fight just idling and being left to die just bothered me so much Lol. every single engagement, they're just sitting there or even move into the toss further to become food
@williamwyckoff3 ай бұрын
There's like a standard curve where all army hotkey and battlefield awareness overlap and this guy is sorely needing it.
@disieh3 ай бұрын
The CC timing of 1:38 is with perfect SCV micro, without microing its closer to 1:40. I don't know how much pulling one SCV to chase the probe adds to it.
@xblackenedSunx3 ай бұрын
Still one of my favourite series! Solid analysis and entertaining analogies.
@stehlify2 ай бұрын
The early reaper's hands are rated E - for everyone. Yea, everyone gets piece :D
@owenthailand3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, if this terran used F2, he would have won this game twice already.
@dustinholtz91833 ай бұрын
Love the subtle reference to Four Out of Five by Arctic Monkeys
@vietnamgamer94903 ай бұрын
I like that this guy at least admitted he wasn’t playing all that well and asked for actual advice rather than only complaining.
@ezraa59853 ай бұрын
How many forms does hamster go through, to choose an IODIS?
@TheGahta3 ай бұрын
This terrans ability to screw up and be able to fail upwards to more opportunities to fumble is mind boggling
@ingainloggningsnamn3 ай бұрын
When did you get glasses?
@xitaris59813 ай бұрын
When he needed to take them off for dramatic effect! Obviously
@chloesmith40653 ай бұрын
Never know when you need the prop
@PeterRudesindus3 ай бұрын
Terrans should have to micro their tanks like Ravagers with visible indicators appearing on the ground. And mines should become spell casters also.
@J6hn3 ай бұрын
Zergs should have to micro their lurkers like disruptors with a individual manually selected attack points. And ultralisks should become spell casters also.
@xitaris59813 ай бұрын
@@J6hn I'm in favor of ultras becoming spell casters. That seems like the thing that was missing from Zerg 🤣
@PeterRudesindus3 ай бұрын
@@J6hn both of those things would just make Zerg more powerful. Also make it so Medivacs no longer Auto heal. Instead it works like Oracles. Or alternatively make Oracles work like medivacs.
@cd65833 ай бұрын
tbh id be down for that if it works like zerg so without waiting to seige the tank or burrow the mine. it sounds pretty good
@PeterRudesindus3 ай бұрын
@@cd6583 The point is that many Terran units require no micro but force a lot of actions out of their opponents. Making it so they have to micro doesn't make the units worse, it just makes Terran more equal on a low level.
@joshgoulash48893 ай бұрын
Move-out timer, lol hamster
@pw38293 ай бұрын
Heey! I’ve played MaxRax before! I should submit a replay IIIODIS against his Terran just for the poetic justice.
@Sara_Feingold3 ай бұрын
In fairness, fighting against a lone warp prism and managing to take more damage than you dealt because you EMPed yourself while letting the prism escape is something I don't think I've ever seen a pro player accomplish ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
@ColinJ3883 ай бұрын
I mean to be fair, unbinding the all-army key is one of the first things the other youtubers will tell you to do so you're forced to practice better army control mechanics. Then again, they also won't tell you to pull workers off of mining that aren't actually being harassed yet.. so there's that.
@1_mensch3 ай бұрын
I bet MaxRax watches Lowko and therefore unbinded his all army hot key :D
@Lightkie3 ай бұрын
7:20 How did the Reaper survive? The Adepts must have been on move command.
@xitaris59813 ай бұрын
No one should be embarrassed to suck at SC2; even pros make embarrassing mistakes. However, you should be embarrassed that you suck at analyzing your replays after getting to Plat. It's fine if you can't see all the mistakes, but you should be able to see the flaws in your fundamentals and see a few key moments when the tide turns. It's not applicable to this video, but It's embarrassing how many Plat and Diamond IODIS submitters miss something as fundamental "I stopped making workers with 2-3 ccs for 1½minutes at the 5 minute mark because I tunneled on controlling my harassing units" or "my build order was so sloppy that my opponent was up 30 supply by the 6 minute mark even though we haven't fought yet"
@TripWithTheMoon3 ай бұрын
Very good episode
@samloan182915 күн бұрын
20:34 this killed me
@EllipticalReasoning3 ай бұрын
6:45 I have definitely done that
@TheGreenschuys3 ай бұрын
This guy looked like vintage Artosis with his poor siege tank placement.
@spookyweeb55632 ай бұрын
i think the antonym of highlight is probably a dark point.
@Markfr0mCanada3 ай бұрын
This may be a case of what is or isn't balanced being different at different skill levels. Protoss's ability to reactively warp in is only good if you have free supply and money floating. These are things which lower leagues excell at, so maybe it's relatively stronger down there.
@paliyander3 ай бұрын
22:20 i loved the lowlights xD
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
16:13 YESS i want to see lowlight off pro gamers :P where you smile and smack them for their biggest mistakes in matches xXD
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
and think it would be helpfull as training bc seeing the main mistakes are easier to avoid than doing the 1200apm octopus nydus,drop,queen,lurker harass, viper push we just saw ;P
@cloackedsword87133 ай бұрын
Yeah i guess what Blizzard is mostly concerned about is to balance the game so that the plat dog has a pleasant experience.
@sendicard3 ай бұрын
I'll never understand why I'm stuck in silver when diamonds play like this. Maybe my league was glitched back when I was playing it.
@enriquegarciacota39143 ай бұрын
Nice glasses captain!
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd3 ай бұрын
nailed it with the comparisons in this game. Showing up late to the first world war, just in time for the second world war.
French solider in the 50's... are you forgetting Dien Bien Phu?
@PantoniStrikesBack3 ай бұрын
Maybe... lowlights?
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
11:51 "what would someone intelligent do" ehh, if its an intelligent Terran player he would be minimum 5.6k mmr, because under that they are seriously braindmgd to still lose enough for such low mmr... like they dont even need to siege, just an A move would have won right ;P when terran lose its because they have shot themselve in the foot on seemingly purpose at least 2-3 times in a match but sometimes over 12+ times and can still win :P
@synka59223 ай бұрын
the line "if I dont pay attention to my army, I die. If protoss pays no attention, they are fine" is actually really accurate and reflects the Ladder as a whole. Its just that protoss gets worse and worse the better their opponent is at multitasking. Pro players struggle playing toss because they cant take advantage of this "strength" of protoss
@mglegacy0123 ай бұрын
Are we really listening to a Terran complain about going behind enemy lines with a drop ship?? Terrans are out of control my god
@MaDMaX-ob1jl3 ай бұрын
Lookin classy/sexy with the glasses look captain❤
@momoaa3 ай бұрын
Doesnt feel like theres much point game reviewing this mmr, the players have such obvious holes in their gameplay that they need to fix before a "real" game can occur, like terrans horrible army movement, toss parking his army in 3 tanks and losing all his robo units, ect.
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
dendofile, are tree's, dont know about rocks though xD
@eliebrunschwig15932 ай бұрын
this is such great content, for masters league and above. Shame that is it such a niche community
@wearedoomed93743 ай бұрын
Complaining about warp prism when you have medivacs lmao
@seppo83833 ай бұрын
I don't really play SC2 but seems to me he lost because he didn't protect his tanks. He just send all with A-move and let all his army die without tank support. Isn't 3k good rating? Shouldn't player at 3k be better than that?
@Fimbu1vetr3 ай бұрын
3k is like plat 1 or 2, so Maxrax is above average. Of course they look terrible when a pro like Harsten (6.5k? Protoss, 5.9k Terran) is coaching, but Maxrax is doing a good amount right as well. It looks easy watching the pros control their armies while macroing well but actually quite hard in practice.
@seppo83833 ай бұрын
@@Fimbu1vetr I played only SC1 but SC2 I haven't played much. I don't think I would be at 3k, but when I played SC1 , I never let my tanks die like that.
@MedicJR3 ай бұрын
I think Medic is better than Maxrax as a username
@Ioreks3 ай бұрын
the replay seemed so fake
@chloesmith40653 ай бұрын
It is hard to believe but games like this are indeed played on the ladder every day
@niasty-uwu3 ай бұрын
@@chloesmith4065 many such cases!
@DiverDrive4283 ай бұрын
Should have used F2
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
think this shows well how atrocious the ai is XD if you dont micro manage every marine or unit they wont be part off the fight ;D
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
8:18 its just op terran, ive seen maru do something semilar and get dmg :P terran mines and ghost are the most broken op units in the game, which only takes braindamage lvl off intelligence to use efficiently ^^
@hivetech49033 ай бұрын
Yeah because a Maru game is totally comparable to Plat league where builds don't exist :/ Tournament level PvT is currently 56% (Protoss favored).
@MaDMaX-ob1jl3 ай бұрын
The communist reaper 😂
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd3 ай бұрын
This is one of those IODISes, where terran is legit crap but stays viable for a long time due to the race and having ok trades despite always being at half the army value.
@chloesmith40653 ай бұрын
the double immortal and guardian shield and super battery barely beating like 7 Marines was wild lol
@helljumper9113 ай бұрын
They are both bad... But maybe they were nervous, or smth... I had shaking hands in my first ranked matches... and my macro, which is really great against AI... its worst against real players... not bc they are playing good... its bc they are playing dumb... In games when AI would have killed me 3 times, these ppl are still defending... playing bunkerwars. Battlecruisers, skytoss, canonrush... Thats the real SC2 ranked... it isnt fun at all...
@SlimStarCraft3 ай бұрын
Protoss actually is imba in the lower leagues, its easy to play vs the other races & does not require much speed
@Fimbu1vetr3 ай бұрын
True but Terran proxy builds like 2 rax marauders is even more imba
@Erebus20753 ай бұрын
terran complains are hilarious xD totally explain why bliztard could created such a broken 'OP terrans :P
@Iseenoobpeoples3 ай бұрын
All army hotkey is noob, hotkey your units as they come out or hotkey the eggs for Zerg. 3 hotkeys or more for units will enable good control.
@Amoeby3 ай бұрын
Does anyone want to invest in harcoin though?
@HarOuzDz3 ай бұрын
1st
@ingainloggningsnamn3 ай бұрын
no u
@BlindSpectet3 ай бұрын
no u
@inmundo69273 ай бұрын
11:04 That fight really hurt to watch. Protoss goes back allowing you to go to the third and kill it, or at least all the probes in there, while your tanks cover them (or if not kill it, then jump into the main with the medivacs, continuing to harass), but instead he goes into the super battery... kills nothing, and does not micro the marines back so they are killed by his own tank splash damage instead, effectively throwing any advantage he had up to that point out the window. Not to mention half his army being unsused at his base, instead of helping with a multiprong. Hell, he could have just A move and win the game at that point had he used it all together.
@echidna85533 ай бұрын
So,isn't timba?this guy is way more worst then p,and he can still play 15minty If it's p ,he will gg at first time to push
@xitaris59813 ай бұрын
"Way worse than p" isn't quite right either. Toss was making all kinds of mistakes too, there's a reason Terran was able to get a supply lead early and it's not just because of the lucky 12 workers killed. They're in the same league for a reason. He said he's 3000 MMR, but I'm guessing that's the highest MMR he's reached, but usually sits closer to 2800. Edit: I looked him up, his avg MMR is 2700 and he only broke thru 2900 for the first time less than a month ago. So that explains why neither player quite looks like a 3000 MMR player