Sorry for the double upload guys! I accidentally scheduled it for 5:00 AM instead of 5:00 PM. That stupid 12 hour AM/PM system got me good this time... If you have watched it this morning already, there is nothing new to see, so feel free to scroll on!
@TheFinalClue7 ай бұрын
not allowed hamster. lol jk
@fixihartmann27937 ай бұрын
Damn and i tought its bmy birthday today… double iodis😢
@WeItenspinner7 ай бұрын
Is the 24h format imba or do you suck?
@Amoeby7 ай бұрын
I thought I was tripping.
@tg56137 ай бұрын
I'm gonna watch it again to spite you
@michaelfiber43247 ай бұрын
"His dad was one hell of a tailor, let me tell you" holy crap I'm crying
@jakesstatefarm7 ай бұрын
Had me dying too lmao
@Mhaha2derp7 ай бұрын
Multiple messages at the same time at 2:44 and 6:20. So Pants was probably pausing the game as well. Pants is not beating the prick allegations ngl.
@ThunderChanter7 ай бұрын
I think we're all in agreement Pants shouldnt be allowed access to the in game chat
@BreadAndGatorade7 ай бұрын
I was wondering if pants is a bot, his chat seemed odd
@pgrudzien12217 ай бұрын
@@BreadAndGatorade same here
@expepem189xl37 ай бұрын
What if Nick bmed pants before? I think that the only way it justified.
1. See Templars clumped up constantly 2. Build Ghost 3. Don't use EMP 4. Don't micro bio away from storm 5. ??? 6. IMBA
@sviatoslavkocherov60087 ай бұрын
5. Write Harstem 6. Go to step 1
@turbomollusk17617 ай бұрын
1. Recognize that spells are strong 2. Don't use your own spells 3. ???? 4. Lose
@tomasotomato7 ай бұрын
just no way this is 4k mmr, Im 600-700 lower and in PvT, HTs are always a one-time trick, cos any next clash is guaranteed emps into the face. Or just look at the lack of Oracle micro, he lost two to a turret he F2-ed them into.
@hivetech49037 ай бұрын
@@tomasotomato This is 4K MMR. Micro doesn't have much to do with rank below top Masters. The first four minutes is telling and this looks about right (I'm 4.5K).
@tomasotomato7 ай бұрын
@@hivetech4903 well, yes and no, I'm not expecting prism+immortal/archon load-unload trick to kill 10x larger army here, but F2ing your oracles like that and allowing them to eat turret's shots for this long time (while you watch them!) is silver level stuff.
@BjornBols7 ай бұрын
The show where the kid says things twice is a Canadian cartoon called Jacob Two-two based on a story by Mordecai Richler. Hilarious that it was dubbed into Dutch
@codegavran7 ай бұрын
Truly. I (US) saw it once on some off hours off channel on local TV and it felt like a cryptid. Surreal to hear that it visited Harstem too.
@MrSpleenface7 ай бұрын
Today I learn that Jacob Two-Two is Canadian. Growing up Canadian is just constantly being gaslit about what is Canadian media only popular in Canada, and what is American media popular in both countries. Half the bands I mention or reference my American friends are like... who?
@TheReaverOfDarkness7 ай бұрын
@@MrSpleenface Don't feel bad. Americans don't pay attention to anything which doesn't directly concern them.
@captainRedbear7 ай бұрын
checked it, it's also dubbed in german
@WhitePointerGaming7 ай бұрын
You can't be too careful about those gorillas in the bushes.
@neoblade55687 ай бұрын
That is SOOO good! Such a good joke, I cried. ROFL. Thank you.
@DistrictTerra7 ай бұрын
The dropping on the head story was killing me. What a beautiful way to describe why someone might be a bit gifted.
@matth10057 ай бұрын
8:24 Pants has seen the imba terran race pull the boys for an easy win before, so he decides it must be a good technique
@dr_rockso7 ай бұрын
T is also the hotkey for stim, so there is maybe just a little bit of irony in terran complaining that you can "still win just a-moving and pressing t button"
@asdfasdfasdf2127 ай бұрын
Remapped all my keys, couldn't for the life of me remember the defaults!
@DistrictTerra7 ай бұрын
The amount of games Ive lost because terran had units that it makes from the barracks and stim....
@mentalisttraceur7 ай бұрын
"it could lie" ("it" was the reaper, "lie" was a typo of "live") "live" (correcting the lie->live) "if you" (unfinished thought, the rest would've followed if the "so?" didn't interrupt and indicate non-receptiveness to critique) So basically he was saying "the reaper could've lived if you [...]".
@stephenwratten80447 ай бұрын
Hello, I am an American with brain damage, I really need Hamster to start labelling the fight cost breakdown as "Blue loses x resources" or "Red loses y resources" instead of using + and - because I am just so dumb that I have to pause the video to read it correctly.
@LeicaFleury7 ай бұрын
Hamster always displays the trade results from the replay sender's perspective. If at any point any trade is in the greens, it was beneficial in terms of cost to the form sender even if the fight was initiated / narrated from the perspective of the sender's opponent. I hope this helps.
@lucius86757 ай бұрын
Oh no, my perfect comment is gone. That is definitely a major blow for Humanity.
@TaterTotsNFanta7 ай бұрын
You'll never get that many likes again 😢😢
@lucius86757 ай бұрын
@TaterTotsNFanta It's worst than that. I didn't even get to see how many I got.
@TheReaverOfDarkness7 ай бұрын
It's never a good sign if the opponent "played really bad" but also "had too many bases".
@tarvoc7467 ай бұрын
18:35 - LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT THE PANTS!! DID THEY SEND NIKWELIK, WHEN I ASKED FOR CLEM?!
@Markfr0mCanada7 ай бұрын
I would have been salty AF about losing to pants too, thanks for taking it easy on him.
@ThunderChanter7 ай бұрын
I like how he says "I killed 20 of his probes with libs and he was still not out of the game1" Like, by my count you killed 7-9 with your libs, another 16 with your first push out, then seemed to forget you IMMEDIATELY lost 12 svc and most of your army.
@matth10057 ай бұрын
He only killed 20 probes becuase Pants decided to send them into a warzone lmao
@Kevkoss7 ай бұрын
Opponent catching a lot of strays in this one ;)
@danieldrinkswater7 ай бұрын
well-deserved strays tho
@vinceb81237 ай бұрын
2 EPISODES EVERY WEEK FROM NOW ON LETS GOOOOOOO
@andrewadami39207 ай бұрын
I can proudly say that 4k MMR on NA is much better than on EU.
@fungoose21957 ай бұрын
i thought i was losing it when i couldn't find the the video i deffinenlty watched half of this morning .
@apollo12307 ай бұрын
10:51 They went back to make sure that last SCV got what was comin 😭
@manrommav92407 ай бұрын
I saw it as legendary "-" IODIS. That was a good memory
@BreadAndGatorade7 ай бұрын
Original title was 🔥
@emymagkuchen7 ай бұрын
Wow a new Harstem video! This should surely be fresh innovative content never seen before
@ahmedbasic16827 ай бұрын
What I noticed to T and most players do that(
@sandrorass8907 ай бұрын
Since Ghosts are op it is more important to make Ghost Academies than microing your army. Sometimes, Harstem, sometimes...
@patrickwinkelmann40027 ай бұрын
I Think pants realize he is so much ahead that he constantly trolling his opponent
@matthewcaskey105128 күн бұрын
Holy crap, the pants bashing is hilarious, I love this video!
@biometrix_7 ай бұрын
19:23 Orbital Command* Wow, these awful Diamond players makes me think I could get to Masters lol
@mBlackThunder7 ай бұрын
16:00 funny that you should mention the speed, I've been wondering that in many of these as well...
@rkanava72457 ай бұрын
3:50 that's where I put the CC as well, shortest flight path to 3rd
@corbinmills93357 ай бұрын
And now you know it isn't imba lol.
@stanimir5F7 ай бұрын
Are we going to simply ignore the patrol move of the SCVs at 4:47-5:15? :D
@sharna08147 ай бұрын
So, my thought on this one are... 1. build more SCV 2. get better upgrades 3. improve your build which can deliver an earlier timing attack 4. maybe mix some widow mines into your army composition 5. get better map scouting, espeically that warp prism...
@BatkoNashBandera7747 ай бұрын
I respect the double tap, even on the dropping of the baby on its head. A man needs to be persistent.
@paliyander7 ай бұрын
7:20 this is the best story ever hahaha xD
@sajtjakab3 ай бұрын
"i microed better" -Nik "takes 15 seconds to respond to being attacked" Welik
@dominikmagnus7 ай бұрын
I have a conspiracy theory, that every time Pants wrote "???", it was during a pause initiated by nikwelik.
@tank51837 ай бұрын
Seeing you flip out on how or what or why even things happen is so funny XD bless
@expepem189xl37 ай бұрын
Actually scan an ~8:40 is understandable, in case of enemy army being too big he would have had to retrive, so kinda good idea. Sadly dude doesnt have any reasone to check this info, because no grades or army to be able to make any of this moves.
@expepem189xl37 ай бұрын
Omg nwm, i didnt realise it werent 16 zealots, but 16 PROBES, what is this attackD::
@Skorpyotnt7 ай бұрын
16:22 expect Harstem is Harstem again. Pants has no other forge upgrades. He has 2-3 and 3-rd attack is researching xD
@LittleRainGames7 ай бұрын
I was worried I was gunna be in the video. I destroyed a terran with storms recently, and have also been pretty toxic because Im sick that 9/10 games are all ins.
@meman242 ай бұрын
Storm is really powerful, if you understimate it you can easily die, and quickly. If u do the math on it, the DPS is absolutely insane, so u counter it with movement and timing. I feel like every unit in the game tests u on a different skill. Terran showcased bad awareness and terrible movement early on, so as a Protoss main I would go storm against him too. It not just about exploiting unit composition, it's also about exploiting your opponents personal weaknesses. That's how you win a game you're not "supposed" to win.
@asharak847 ай бұрын
The complaint should have been about chargelots not storm anyway, that's what actually did most of the work
@somebody-anonymous4 күн бұрын
Reading backwards is a special case of anagram
@jfabiovieira7 ай бұрын
Pants knows how the chaos theory works... Harstem take some notes!? Make a "beating GM" serie with an absolute and chaotic play, go air go ground, switch back use spellers, bottom of all.. just define a build-order/strategy to confuse the opp and win! the goal is to force the opp to adapt to you and then you just say "surprise motherf*****" the Dexter meme!
@Fir3Chi3f7 ай бұрын
Feels like most of the time people are just sending you IMBA requests to get those hot takes on terrible play
@nikolagrudev31287 ай бұрын
The fact that Nik is 4k mmr and im 3.2 makes me feel really bad. Imagine how dumb my games look like
@SuperMastermindx7 ай бұрын
send one into iodis
@Amoeby7 ай бұрын
Imagine any reasonable amount of mines in Nikwelik's army.
@zelandakhniteblade54367 ай бұрын
Imagine a few purification novae on those clumped marines...
@Amoeby7 ай бұрын
@@zelandakhniteblade5436 he already had splash. Though, it wouldn't hurt to have more than one source of it.
@Adamin_The_III6 ай бұрын
"Imagine that you're a terran, and you're ONLY diamond" *70% of his viewers gets mad*
@blinkanddie33977 ай бұрын
People like pants are the reason I don't play any 1v1 games
@Chefkok097 ай бұрын
Come on brothers just do a improvised stand-up IMBA. Only my wife may tease me
@matiasarriagada29307 ай бұрын
who put that MEME in LOL poor harstem
@enriquegarciacota39147 ай бұрын
This was fun to watch. That Protoss was a prick
@TriangleChloros7 ай бұрын
I have to say, just on the face of it, a bio-terran complaining about someone just A-moving and pressing T is so sweetly ironic I'd think it was intentional if Terran players understood what 'irony' is. (Sorry Terrans, love you.)
@MrStealYoBeef7 ай бұрын
They honestly don't understand irony. They complain that storm is so powerful as an AoE ability that does 80 damage over time from protoss and seemingly forget that they have a spellcaster of their own that does 100 damage instantly as an AoE ability, but also drains energy from any spellcasters as well. Now I'm no math expert, but 80 damage over almost 3 seconds seems to be a bit less powerful than 100 damage instantly. But for some reason, the 80 damage ability is the overpowered one to these people. If only Terran had their own ability like it...
@rc-fannl73647 ай бұрын
19:30 (and other moments) "the lack of ebay's"?
@QJrocks7 ай бұрын
Shorthand for Engineering Bays
@rc-fannl73647 ай бұрын
@@QJrocks Ah, makes sense now.
@jeremyagost7 ай бұрын
Damn this was one of the best games in a while
@newlocal26 ай бұрын
I like this Pants guy. He is fun >D Doesnt take the game seriously
@plavala7 ай бұрын
24:43 This is 9 bases? Can I count that correctly? 1 2 4 5 Harstem's parents are crying in the choir room right now. I bet my socks. @Harstem I can give you free math lessons to teach you how to count to ten. You can give me sc2 lesson while laughting at my sc2 skills in return (optional).
@Kassplaylist7 ай бұрын
Nikwelik plays like a 2k mmr player and complains about toss. Shows that T is pretty strong 😂
@eclipseeffigy7 ай бұрын
Time to leave a fresh new comment on this fresh new video I surely haven't seen before it had so much as a title!
@Robert-iu4bx7 ай бұрын
Scan is like Karthus ultimate in league of legends, right?
@adhillA977 ай бұрын
When will we be able to hire you to just read out incredibly spicy analogies?
@RandomBystander-pi9bf7 ай бұрын
you should make a series. Am I a prick?
@fesh-xc7nj7 ай бұрын
这个T但凡多出点解放坦克都不至于这样啊😂
@fernandoxavier30897 ай бұрын
Kilew kin... son of Kilew.
@Brand99127 ай бұрын
Maybe I am just so bad that I can't see what happens in my games, but even the people I play against are better than this I think and I'm like 2700
@atreidesson7 ай бұрын
Well of course a counter to a thing is "imba" against the stuff it counters. That is, it's actually imba if you are playing a challenge and are not allowed to use any other stuff. But if that's not true then the counter is not imba either.
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd7 ай бұрын
KZbin IMBA
@expepem189xl37 ай бұрын
I was so proud of my 300 apm as zerg.. but looking how this terran has 300 apm with this actions... I suck.
@LeicaFleury7 ай бұрын
Larvae inflate zerg apm tho
@expepem189xl37 ай бұрын
@@LeicaFleury Yeah but i was also controling 3 groups of units, one of which were infestors caasting their abilitys against sky toss. Anyway i really suck at build orders, last time i played i were trying to build mostly hydras because one time, terrans all winned only because i didnt have any units that could attack air, and he upped his cc. looking at this, even my 300 apm is worthless. So i need to do much more serious training to be proud of something.
@mikewilliams14797 ай бұрын
How is storm the issue?
@Misaki_ekuАй бұрын
I don't believe those two guys are 4000 mmr at all.
@nanotech20807 ай бұрын
If anything, this just shows how op terran is haha. Has half the bases, doesnt build workers, 100 apm, 2-1 upgrades vs 3-3, eats all the storms, and still could’ve won the game at a couple of points. Storm wasnt your problem buddy lol
@norberthiz93187 ай бұрын
that only seemed so because the protoss was focusing on bming instead of spending his money and saturating his new bases
@nanotech20807 ай бұрын
@@norberthiz9318be honest now, the game should’ve been over ages ago. Doesnt look at army for 15 seconds, was down 15 works while both players were 2/3-basing. Ofc p made mistakes, everyone does, but the protoss was waaaay more solid, come on friend
@jonas-m3b7j7 ай бұрын
Shit my pants on the scan for animals
@kamiros97397 ай бұрын
The guy was stoned probably which is ok
@hvip47 ай бұрын
Pants may be slightly cringe/toxic but feeling the need to react (and then actually reacting) to his messages proves that you're way more immature and cringe than him. A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep. And he most definitely doesn't need them to know that.
@kyleg51417 ай бұрын
I thought I was going crazy until I read hamsters 🐹 comment
@timshady70997 ай бұрын
If anything, this just shows how IMBA Terran is. The fact that this guy is in Diamond shows that being a brainless Terran can carry you pretty far.
@Shattered-Realm7 ай бұрын
Terran needs way more micro to be any good. You need to burrow widow mines siege tanks, libs, micro drops ect. Protoss just needs to copy a good zealot immortal archon build and that can get you all the way to 4.5 easily beyond that players know how to use multiple control groups with spells effectively at that point that build can be countered. protoss harassment is a joke just warp in 10 zealots and A-move. Or even just shift click A-move on the mini-map into the 3rd/4th. Copy a zealot immortal archon build, make sure the macro is on point, and A-move to win. For terran you can stim to win but you can easily over stim and die. Every other unit requires micro. Colllosi and banes and lurkers hard counter marine medivac unless you play like Clem
@timshady70997 ай бұрын
@@Shattered-Realm Ill never believe the game isnt slanted in Terran's favor. Terran just gets way more than the other races.
@Shattered-Realm7 ай бұрын
@@timshady7099 most pro's winning tournaments are zerg. Even before Serral. I can't recall the last time terran won anything imporant. (Ok Clem exists so I'll get that out the way) but Z>P>T IMHO
@Norirane7 ай бұрын
Smh my head, Harstem is already recycling his thumbnail faces, and this one is only 5 months old...
@andym34487 ай бұрын
Wonder if nikwelik is supposed to be read nik we lik
@Vici0uSquirrel7 ай бұрын
As a 3.5k player, I’m REALLY questioning what I’m doing wrong after watching this
@NastyNate8887 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly as 3.7k, I guess I need to start watching my replays lmao
@Qlmmb20867 ай бұрын
To be fair, the guy was tilted before the recording even started, and that knocks 500-1000 off your performance.
@hivetech49037 ай бұрын
Its almost certainly your build. The first four minutes counts for a lot and this guy wasn't too bad, but after 4 minutes it kinda fell apart lol.
@daftwulli61457 ай бұрын
7:29 oi don´t you diss double drops, as a terran player i find this offensive
@quineloe7 ай бұрын
still in the report form, but man this is gonna be good. I expect hundreds of marines get cooked because terran never splits or moves out of storm. Should be quite the hoot
@C_Shay_777 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure they were both bots.
@victornunes9007 ай бұрын
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@BreadAndGatorade7 ай бұрын
Only real fans understand this one secret
@apollo12307 ай бұрын
I respect pants, getting in someones head is a legit strat in strategy games like this 😂
@vren51536 ай бұрын
nah how people like this get 4k and im stuck in 3k naah
@2019inuyasha7 ай бұрын
I wish I knew what to wish for, I wish I knew what to wish for, finally I wish I didn't just wish for the same thing. wish one granted wish for wealth. wish two granted you could have a cute wife. and three granted by not giving the same exact thing.
@Caldera017 ай бұрын
Harstem, saying the same thing twice is common syndrome of Tourettes, albeit not as famous as coprolalia (Involuntary cussing). It can also be called auto-echolalia, where in echolalia you repeat someone else's words. I had palilalia my entire childhood and got bullied for it quite a bit. So masking and suppression to the rescue then to hide it, which obviously hasn't done me too many favors mentally. Eitherway I wouldn't be too callous about thisas it's very unlikely for any kid to have this disorder and not be bullied for it.
@dfsdsfsdfsadfdsfa2237 ай бұрын
try playing brood war
@MikeMaragni7 ай бұрын
???
@TheTykk7 ай бұрын
8.30 plat zerg usually about maxed (this game supply for T 89, P 102 ) I m 2900-3000mmr zerg but I don't understand what is better than my league. Look T workers!!! Should be 60+ but?
@mothrahlurker7887 ай бұрын
You might be maxed at that time in games you are winning, but not in the games you are losing. Inconsistency to achieve these benchmarks is absolutely a reason for staying at low level. Otherwise you are doing something else very wrong, if you could show some replays (at least 1) which you lost, then I could absolutely tell you things you are doing worse than higher leagues.
@hivetech49037 ай бұрын
Well what are your win-rates in each match-up? Sounds like BS if you're not ranking up.
@lisafoadstock14527 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo this was funny
@Not0bito7 ай бұрын
At the lower metals, storm is absolutely broken.
@matth10057 ай бұрын
Lower metal players aren't great at spellcasting
@Not0bito7 ай бұрын
@@matth1005 It's very easy to spam storms. They might not be the "best" storms but, they don't have to be, it's SO strong. If it's PvZ and you get storm and the zerg doesn't already have an ultra cavern ready, they lose very fast.
@matth10057 ай бұрын
@@Not0bito this is true, which is why players who actually research storm usually don't stay in silver league
@Danielbg1997 ай бұрын
I dont know how this guys are diamond😂! I am a silver player and woud smash like nothing(a am with the skill of platinum but i play campaign)
@SBqwerty7 ай бұрын
This is a hilarious slug-match but any terran below masters is not going to handle storm very well - the almost universal advice is to go mech until you have the control for bio, and this ain't it.
@tambaz22767 ай бұрын
Literally nobody advises anyone to play Mech against Protoss because it's terrible, and it also doesn't help you to improve your bio control either.
@SBqwerty7 ай бұрын
@@tambaz2276 terrible is relative, I can beat any diamond with mech just fine
@nikolagrudev31287 ай бұрын
I play mech at 3.2k and its awful vs P, complete garbage, but then again so am I
@Shattered-Realm7 ай бұрын
Mech vs Protoss????? LOL that's the funniest joke I heard in my life. Zealots trade well vs everything mech I mean am I supposed to build hellbats to defend endless waves of chargelots??? I mean yeah you can bunker down on 3 base and secure that with walls and a simcity. But the Toss will just expand like cancer across the map and end you with Skytoss. If you move out with mech in the early to mid game chargelots will ruin you both in a straight up fight where you are attacking cause you don't have buildings in front of the tanks, and the warp prisms will also abuse that opportunity to flood your unprotected bases with more chargelots cause mech is super slow to reposition and not numerous enough to leave units behind to defend. Mech can defeat chargelots only by having a walled sim city so the tanks can actually pop off multiple shots before dying. Below 3k I guess you can pray he walks into widow mines over and over again while he reads up which building builds observers in the prima strategy guide.
@SBqwerty7 ай бұрын
@@Shattered-Realm You're embarrassing yourself friend - mech isn't better than bio there's no argument from me, but MANY players have made it well into GM playing exclusively mech. I said 4k easily, but you don't have to go as low as 3k to beat up protoss with mech. Goody is still 5200, Avilo is 5200 with mech, heromarine was beating up on Gerald in ESL with mech, Gumiho has done various mech all-ins in tvp. It's hard and perhaps map-dependent but 98% of players can play mech and do fine
@tankman13017 ай бұрын
7:30 wtf is this story harstem? unsub.. keep it classy
@pencilEveryone7 ай бұрын
Agreed that was overboard. Roast the player, but don't disrespect OP's mother like that.
@matth10057 ай бұрын
@@pencilEveryone We're disrespecting Pants' mother because her kid turned into a prick
@Kaefer19737 ай бұрын
@@pencilEveryoneI don't see it. if he just made a comment like "I bet Pants mother is a prostitute", that would be overboard but as a side joke in a story that obviously isn't meant to be taken literal or serious, there's nothing to it. Not to meantion that being a prostitude is a regular profession a lot more moral than most others that make about the same amount of money.
@Pseudodead7 ай бұрын
in Netherlands it's not as big of a deal, bruv, like it used to be in Asian countries where red lantern district had esteemed courtesans. Harstem defying misogyny, what a chad.
@MrDgf977 ай бұрын
I think it's just Dutch humor, which I personally find funny how calmly brutal it is