It's not corruption if it's Britain!

[@indivisible4835]

This isn't corruption - it's the very best of British satire! "Synergy of influence" made me spit my coffee at the screen!

[@elmiguel1969]

I will use that one as well.

[@gdwnet]

This isn't corruption, it's M&S Corruption......

[@maureenlancaster1694]

Me too. Great one

[@RC-cy3uo]

Same for me !!! So genius...

[@zernebock73]

I fully expect to witness a politician use the phrase 'synergy of influence' unironically within 2 years.

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

@Andrew Murray I'd give it two weeks!🙄

[@daveys]

I’m fairly sure that someone who writes speeches will see this and work it in.

[@sarkybugger5009]

This isn't just corruption, this is world beating corruption. The Conservative party motto: Looking out for No. 1.

[@t.vanoosterhout233]

Frankly, the difference between satire and reality gets harder and harder to distinguish. Clever, the right words, the right voice.

[@marcuswalters8093]

Boris Johnson really ruined satire.

[@sulalee7413]

"Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?" Oh Matt, I adore you now and forever! 😆

[@lovesees4320]

That was my fav..

[@clivemortimore8203]

@@lovesees4320 And mine.

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂🤣😭 'Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?'

[@maxharbig1167]

Killer line.

[@maxharbig1167]

@Don Doodat Good one.

[@Anmeteor9663]

No they don't. They go to private islands in the Caribbean or mountaintop villas in Italy (without the security detail)...

[@thindo]

Very true... If it was Africa or Asia... It would be called out as corruption

[@clarewillison9379]

“Synergy of influence” is genius-level weasel. Or weasel-level genius. It’s both. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Grim_Beard]

If only we had some sort of office that could seriously look into the possibility of fraud.

[@andrewgn7430]

I so want that T-shirt - it’s not corruption if it’s Britain 😅 cheers Matt 😂😂

[@peterburnett1661]

Oh Matt, I didn’t realise you are the new Conservative Chairman.

[@lowerorchard]

I’ve just noticed, “Tory Britain” is an anagram of “Not Corrupt Us”!! 😂😂

[@ryanharris1052]

Brilliant sketch as always. I studied corruption and governance in University and it peeves me off to no end seeing clear corruption be justified because it’s happening in Britain’s. Any other country it’s clear cut. The comedy always makes me laugh, but I feel Ill remembering it’s now a reality.

[@charlielynes]

Hi, I work for Tory HQ. You sound perfect for our "future leader" programme. If you can provide details regarding the value of your scam-portfolio, and relevant "fiscal holiday homes", at your earliest convenience, we can have you installed as PM by Summer Recess... I look forward to our continued profits.

[@oz_jones]

You'd be surprised, mate

[@johnpritchard8946]

At the start of another drizzly day in "Synergy of Interest" Britain the silver lining, that puts a smile on your face, is a Matt Green video. Thanks Matt for yet another gem.

[@BevMattocks]

Absolutely brilliant! TBH I'm sick to the back teeth of these individuals whose only purpose is to avoid tax and make each other richer. We need a general election PDQ.

[@mozartsbumbumsrus7750]

GE? 1st past the pub. PDQ, today, next week, 2024, but it doesn't matter because democracy in name only is no democracy.

[@eddieharris6004]

Need a General Election?.....think i would rather stick with the conservatives rather than Keir Starmers Labour party. At least it is transparent greed, corruption, and nepotism, not something wrapped in hypocrisy.

[@pitpossum2]

Both extraordinarily funny and painfully accurate...

[@TheCrimsonLupus]

This would be hilarious if this wasn't already government policy

[@nalodailec]

You're going from strength to strength with this excuse for a government. Thanks ❤

[@CMI2017]

A very clear training video for Tory party candidates. Well done. And no doubt will be more remunerative than the YT revenues.

[@jonc67uk]

"Synergy of influence" is pure Gus from drop the dead donkey lol. Perfect.

[@Anmeteor9663]

Oh so tragically true😭 I have been mouthing off about this exactly thing for years thinking its only me that sees this for what it really is. Thank goodness there are others out there with eyes ears and brains engaged. At least its not corruption coz we don't have that in Britain.

[@BobGolob]

"Synergy of influence" that's it! Who can have problem with that ?

[@Martin-bx1et]

It's TORY Britain

[@roderickmain9697]

The Golden rule is "Them that has the gold makes the rules". :-)) Not forgetting "Politics is about helping people and your a person. Right" :-)) or we can turn to religious texts which say "The Lord helps those who help themselves". :-)) Well played Matt.

[@lovesees4320]

But God help anyone who gets caught helping themselves, as my Grandad used to say🕊️

[@Rai_Te]

It's all a huge misunderstanding ... What we see is the rehearsal for a remake of "For a few dollars more".

[@janelloyd7601]

Fuck yeah !!!! Bang on! Matt Green you legend!

[@samgrainger1554]

It bafflea me that we don't call it corruption

[@shadowside8433]

Oh so wonderful - these guys running the country are really patriots.... honestly.....

[@TheMadSqu]

I am sold on this! If someone would give me at least 10 Million I would see what I could do for them.

[@jenlewis9002]

Don't be giving them ideas, Matt. Brilliant as always. My god, they're keeping you busy but keep going for us that despair at what is going on.

[@tamara3984]

I guess this is my new favourite until the next one. Brilliantly done.

[@nickthenoodle9206]

Spot on as usual. Matt is outstanding.

[@keithscholes6158]

Brilliant use of comedy to expose the truth. Touching not just on those who directly perpetrate the corruption, but the passive acceptance of those of us who sit by and let it happen. When I hear of the misdeeds of those in power, there is always that niggling doubt that their excuses might be true because of an almost unconscious feeling ‘that this can’t be happening here’. Thanks for helping to open my eyes just a little more.

[@charlielynes]

A Party Political Broadcast, on the behalf of the Conservative Unionist national trustees. 🧐

[@dlood]

The last line is absolutely brilliant!

[@paulmoorby2297]

It will always be the same old story while the Tories are in control. when will the Working class Learn!!!!!

[@rosemarybishop5776]

This is so depressingly brilliant!

[@pierremartini2229]

"Dodgy deals in drizzle" 😂😂😂

[@nowster]

No job is just too big for him, unlike the current PM, one wonders?

[@petermckinney6799]

"Synergy of influence" is very good!

[@nicholasdickens2801]

That’s so true. Sadly our morals got killed off since 2010.

[@bloognoo]

Gods you're fast turning these out. Brilliant! Keep it up!

[@cristinapita5913]

Matt brilliant.. and I say this as a person from one of those hot countries..

[@carlpeberdy9086]

'Synergy of influence' - absolutely brilliant, and the knowing look at the end put me off my dinner!

[@amniote69]

Now I'm in doubt about my personhood!

[@starmersbarber]

This is chillingly convincing Matt. Maybe you'll be offered work by Tory-orientated think tanks soon...if you haven't already!!!!!!!!

[@lukaszepesi]

Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap, favorite song of every politician.

[@Chrisblottphoto]

Hitting the nail on the head yet again. Great work.

[@VerbalEarthworm]

Top notch satire! 🥇

[@wildman2012]

It's not a crime if you don't caught!

[@rosemarystewart7405]

What to say ? So funny , and so true.On the nail as usual Matt. What would we do without these videos. ? Can't wait for the next one.

[@davidmcculloch8490]

"Synergy of influence." A great phrase for the next Tory manifesto. Matt should charge royalties for that one.

[@Demun1649]

I was larfing proper like, at wot you done. Then I suddenly stopped as it hit me. BoJoke, Shoesnake, Glove, Reet Smugg, Deadwood, Cashful, and the like REALLY believe this to be TRUE. They are privileged, and deserve the cherries on top of everything else. There is no irony with them, it is a fact, (or fatcat), of life. I am now burning with the heat of a righteous anger. And I want, nay demand, REVENGE.

[@alexscott1257]

Beautifully crafted!

[@martinradcliffe4798]

Sadly, this is basically their argument.

[@zetectic7968]

When I was young corruption only happened in foreign countries: how times have change. Once again Matt prove he has his finger on the pulse of the comedy vein

[@shairafaiza7261]

I hope this is a joke 🙃🥲

[@zetectic7968]

@@shairafaiza7261 Why?

[@chrisstewart7420]

Top stuff again Matt best political satirist for years. Keep going.

[@jyvben1520]

"to your bank balance" the key motivation

[@christinavuyk2026]

Brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

[@TheEvertw]

These videos are criminally underwatched!

[@kellahella5286]

OMG, SPOT ON😂😂😭😭

[@Woke_White_Woman]

Loved the fact that you didn’t put up the British flag when you referenced B**** J****** and the BBC Chairman Dodginess

[@BritishRosie-es3zr]

Nail hit firmly on the head. Perfect skit as always!

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

"Corruption is something that happens in other countries. Hot ones, probably." Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[@upontheroof]

Spot on as usual. Get that tour sorted out, we all need moments of sanity and quality entertainment to look forward to.

[@alancsizmazia2773]

Very good Matt. Tell it how it is.

[@lucienwilliams4359]

So many Hunts so little morals

[@chrisd924]

It's not corruption if you are wearing an Ermine... It's Britain.

[@chrisd924]

Keep up the great work Matt, you had me in stitches.

[@annholland7848]

Brilliant, says it all.

[@philipprudhomme6967]

Helping other people? It's not even corruption if you're caught red handed helping yourself, apparently. Those stables don't heat themselves, y'know.

[@erikdekuil4629]

This is by far the best way to describe contempary British (tory) politics

[@oz_jones]

>implying other parties arent corrupt

[@mrpositronia]

Some new Conservatives will watch this thinking it's an official ethics training video. I mean, it may as well be, so what's the difference.

[@gruntymchunchy1527]

Bullseye! The corruption and poverty Best ignore it I suppose.

[@jackreacher5667]

Both sad and funny at the same time.

[@janetgough6585]

Launch an independent investigation run by... Feckin brilliant, Matt

[@nrobertson33]

Just brilliant

[@richardbradley1532]

Spot on yet again

[@barliechoy]

Bravo

[@lokischildren8714]

It's curruption

[@MiguelBortfeldt]

Outstandingly brilliant! "Synergy of influence" - the art of spin at its best. You have indeed outdone yourself Matt, bravo!!

[@lovesees4320]

Thank You Mat🤗

[@_____alyptic]

'Because we're all about helping people, and if you're a people, then you'll support us!' ⚒️ 🇷🇺

[@alexfishwick9342]

Superb as ever😂

[@StratsRUs]

Always Great. Always True.

[@neilmciver3149]

Brilliant, thanks Matt.

[@joergquasnowitz3495]

Excellent as always

[@hangforh6320]

spot on again matt

[@An-Ma]

How do you define exceptionalism. 😂. Nice one again, Matt👍🌷

[@justsayen2024]

Well that was great... possibly not deliberate😄

[@urbanimage]

Sadly so true.

[@fromgermany271]

Wasn’t England the place where pirates had a king’s/queen‘s uniform, some time ago?

[@Conservator.]

I hope Matt will never accept any offer to become a spin-doctor or we will be lost.

[@maxharbig1167]

Yep. If they got him on board he'd tie us in knots, take us to the cleaners and we'd probably endeup thanking him for having convinced us to vote for something totally against our own interests. A master of political gobbleydegook.

[@greenmurphy]

synergy of influence.... love it!

[@ardrek_]

Is this your application to be the next independent ethics commissioner??? 😆

[@nickimags1335]

So good! 😂

[@jayplay8140]

synergy of influence 😄 haha so bloody good

[@garyisok1]

SPOT ON !!

[@iainb1577]

Well said.

[@jezlawrence720]

Honestly you didn't need the sketch the thumbnail was perfectly hilarious haha

[@hugebartlett1884]

Cutting very close to the quick!

[@chrisfarrell8796]

Ah yes the Father Ted defense never grows old, the money was merely resting in my account Dougal😂