It's Sinking !!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st

Sinking !!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover/ Boynton Beach
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[@strokerace14bp]

Not sure why the first boat needed any bumpers out? He hit everything but the Florida Lotto.

[@largol33t1]

LMAO!!! "hit everything but the Florida lotto!"

[@JohnGriffiths8404]

😂😂😂😂

[@strokerace14bp]

@@charonstyxferryman That is true that its "called" fenders.Seemed rather fitting and sounded a little more comical as in Bumper Boats.He pretty much hit Port,Starboard,Bow and Stern side while not one fender did him much good,that was the joke. Sorry 4 your confusion in my humor.

[@janetyurkin822]

Oval Outlaw Good one 👍👏 I caught your humor! 😂

[@yepiratesworkshop7997]

Boats have fenders. Boat "fluff" has bumpers.

[@4040pmora]

Every time a jet ski sinks. An angel gets its wings.

[@titomartinez7185]

99.9 % of times is a seadoo for sure!!

[@jeffreybentz7097]

I HATE working on junk a$$ seadoos !!!

[@shornandkenny]

@@jeffreybentz7097 me to! Been there done that never again!

[@BabyCharlotteschannel]

I've almost ruined my love for boating being a marine mechanic, but my hatred for the idiots on jet skis that think their stupid little jet drive turd is somehow going to be a race for my outboard high-performance tunnel hulls and Pad-vee type go-fast boats are infuriating. They'll come right at me like they're going to run right into me, then try to race me, which doesn't go far when I can get to 100+MPH faster than just about any car on the streets..

[@gripthebars1513]

@@BabyCharlotteschannel my $700 acura tl max out at 160 mph whats your boats max!

[@Revolver1701]

Shared spaces, like boat ramps, are a test of the civility and well-being of a culture.

[@GreatLaker69]

Lots of “diversity” at this ramp a not a lot of civility. What does that tell you

[@fishy-hl2ut]

You haven’t truly mastered the boat ramp until your solo launched and retrieved on moving water on a windy day.

[@asmongoldsmouth9839]

I just get the boat going as fast as I can and launch it up onto the sand or rocks as far as I can. I don't use ramps. It's easier that way.

[@Thunderbyrd.]

@@asmongoldsmouth9839 When in doubt hit the gas.

[@williamsporing1500]

I do it several times a week. I have a system lol

[@fishy-hl2ut]

@@williamsporing1500 the first time I did it by myself, I was terrified. Now I’m pretty good at it

[@williamsporing1500]

@@fishy-hl2ut I have a long rope tied to my boat that I tie to my truck. Back it down until it comes off the trailer, pull up a little grab the rope and tie her up. I just have a little 14’ v-Hull hillbilly fishin boat with a 9.8 on back. Sometimes though, being so light it can be a handful in the wind.

[@nelsonfernandez7473]

This morning I was thinking of going to the zoo but after watching this video I'm going to the boat ramp

[@TheBDD1970]

Take a grill and cooler....best day ever

[@allaboutroofing2]

You'll see more primates at the boat ramp.

[@meauxjeaux431]

.....And it's FREE !

[@mennomennes4807]

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattharper588]

In other videos he shows people sitting in lawn chairs drinking 🍺 and watching the show

[@respectbossmon]

This channel is great. I remember launching my dad's little boat at ramps in central Rhode Island. Though it was on a much smaller scale, we saw the same flavor of incompetence honed by idiocy that's likely a common denominator at all municipal (and private - opened to the public) boat ramps worldwide. And they're just as entertaining to watch back then as these are now.

[@mhphotography08]

If you want chaos on a weekend, the Belair ramp in Clearwater has it all. 3900 W Bay Dr, Belleair Bluffs, FL 33770

[@1951RKP]

We were all new at boating at one time. I’ve always been a observer. Before I get into something I really study what it’s all about. That’s the approach I used when I first started boating back in the late 80’s. I watched the Captains that really had control and studied what separated them from people like in this video. I then would go out during the week when the boat traffic was minimal and practiced docking in a area where no one was at. My goal was to learn how to single handed handle my boat without bumping into things. Once you learn it’s a simple process and you can make the boat do the work. The one thing that you can never get use to is the stupid unpredictable things people will do. Just give them room and awareness is your best defense.

[@Dashcam_istanbul]

Boat ramps are really the ultimate IQ test :)

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

That means we are doomed.

[@jimmymiata7855]

Florida iq test

[@danthemansmail]

I have days when I am amazed people can actually dress themselves.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

0 0 0 common sense, complete idiots

[@fatboyrowing]

My wife and I would look pretty damn smart. I’m good at backing up the trailer and she’s great at aligning the boat with the trailer and driving on. We are both smart enough to prep the boat for launch before backing into the water. If the boat starts (sometimes it’s cantankerous) we can launch in 3 minutes. We enjoy the look of bewilderment of the less-skilled weekend warriors.

[@polarViking]

Such an epic collection of people not knowing what they are doing with really expensive machines, no wonder insurance is high.

[@CaptainDayne]

Those green bottoms sinking in that crack!.

[@thorb5191]

I didn't notice the sinking ski I was looking at the bright green. As always DPM

[@WileeC]

Don't feel bad, when he was talking about the boat with double fenders out on both sides, I kept noticing the fenders on the back of the boat.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

That bright green was 260 lbs. with thunder thighs. I guess if you're into that sort of thang?

[@Mjc103]

@@jeffrandolf5673 Another keyboard Fabio. Post up your girl Palmala Handerson.

[@chrisearhart2713]

Why did I just spend 45 min watching boat ramp disasters? Great content!

[@Thunderbyrd.]

Eeewww!

[@mr.whatsitoya8001]

Anybody else notice that little Cherokee pulling that huge 30ft boat😂

[@jmt8706official]

I bet the boat is more than the 7200lb tow rating.

[@tms372]

My Grand Cherokee handles our boat ( about the same size ) easily.

[@FordManiac76]

If you are 1lb over weight and get in an accident your insurance is void

[@mr.whatsitoya8001]

@@tms372 is it a 5.7 hemi?

[@MatanuskaHIGH]

I had a pathfinder rated for like 5500 lbs and my boat is 3300lbs and it sucked at towing it. Traded in for Tahoe with 6500lb towing and I barely feel it behind me. Tow ratings are very skewed IMO.

[@Godric_71]

I've spent more than my fair share of time at Florida boat ramps. It doesn't surprise me in the least that someone made an entire KZbin channel on this subject. People at these ramps are either anxious to get on the water or returning completely blasted. Combining the 2 is a recipe for entertainment.

[@vikings3799]

That boat ramp is like a conveyor belt .One after another.

[@historyhunter5215]

My word!!! 3:25 those palm trees look AMAZING!!!

[@Sshooter444]

I love people trying to dock a boat with a $1000 smart phone in one hand!

[@obadiahphoenix429]

7:12...perfection!!!!

[@Remember-Death]

🤮🤮🤮

[@peacemaker4814]

So glad I dont have a boat anymore...but I like watching them

[@ericb6508]

They boat about as well as they drive.

[@bbbildhuu]

Who’s they

[@ericb6508]

@@bbbildhuu the people in the boat, you stupid or something?

[@emdjo6485]

@@ericb6508 😂😂😂

[@andreabreu3878]

6:20 love the V10 sound on the background 😁

[@user-bh7bi4bu1t]

That first dude hit every side of his boat port starboard the bow and the stern in under 2 minutes I'm freaking impressed 👍

[@isaacgonzalez3684]

7:10 Nice Asterisk

[@dcross446]

I've been on like 6 boats in my life yet I find this fascinating.

[@jrizzo3579]

yup the always trusted 360 docking ...never fails

[@bryankincaid1912]

best comedy show all around the world ,

[@Jonathan_O]

This guy has no lack of words

[@bottomknockinbaja6092]

Ahhh... boat ramp follies! My favorite past time

[@stickfinderz]

I am laughing so hard, this is my new amusement. There is something oddly addictive about this spectator sport 🤣😂

[@AMM1998]

my god watching those jet skis take up the entire ramp was so aggravating. If you're that shity at reversing your trailer, go practice in a damn parking lot, don't do it on an active ramp ffs.

[@SoutheastanglerLLC]

Everyone sucked at backing up at one point, even you. Just have some patience and compassion for one another. It dont take people that long to get out of the way. When I see some dick bag looking like he is in a big hurry to get is boat in the water, it just makes me move slower. The ramp is for everyone, not who has nicest or biggest boat.

[@mattsmith3001]

@@SoutheastanglerLLC actually no, your logic saying we sucked at one point is dumb. I didn't have this issue when I backed in my first damn time. It's basic boating etiquette not take up the entire boat launch, so yes, go practice in a parking lot before holding up the line like a jackass. Take your liberal nonsense elsewhere.

[@nicholasrv8834]

@@SoutheastanglerLLC i have a 23 foot cuddy on tandem axle trailer. i took the rig and the truck to an empty walmart when i first got it, backed in and out a couple dozen times. i learned how to launch my boat solo, hook it to the ramp and get my truck out super fast. Never had an issue. You also have to ask yourself how much alcohol have these people consumed while out on the water. Regarding the 2 jet skis, it would have taken the guy driving the MB SUV less than 1 minute to straighten his truck. he didn't give a damn. You are indeed correct. The ramp is for everyone, it just makes boating so much more pleasant when people have manners

[@SoutheastanglerLLC]

@@nicholasrv8834 manners work both ways. Still people need to have patience. If someone's not ready and your in a big hurry then go to the next ramp. Well it's not a law that soon as you buy a boat you have to go practice in a parking lot. That's not something you see alot of people doing. I live on a actual island and have been on the water my whole life. People just need to chill out at the ramp. If someone is taking their time I just move to next one. I dont need my day or mood on the water ruined by my lack of patience. All people do is get hot headed and spend all day pissed at the world on the water. Most people's true colors come out at the ramp. Just like this channel exploits the down fall of fellow man at the boat ramp so they can fill their pockets. Its sick that this is even a thing / job. There is to much rushing at the ramps and everyone turns into a big goof and gives a reason for some dick bag to record you for their financial success.

[@nicholasrv8834]

@@SoutheastanglerLLC have a great day

[@vieuxacadian9455]

Looks as chaotic as the shark hunt scene in Jaws !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maccamac7986]

The one thing I noticed with these boat ramps is the lack scabbling on the ramps to help with traction when launching/retrieving your boat

[@nynphose]

wow this all looks like so much fun...... and relaxing....

[@jukeboxwarrior5367]

Saw a drain plug sitting on the edge of a round a bout yesterday and immediately thought of you.

[@Kernelpopcornx]

Nothing bugs me more than having people on the boat that just sit there while you're the only one trying to dock the boat.

[@screwascreenname2662]

That and when it comes time to wash it, everyone disappears

[@SARDOGFL]

No one sits on my boat during a docking evolution. Everyone is assigned a job with instructions how to do it and what's expected - long before we get to the dock. Approaching a docking situation like this, I would have fenders deployed BOTH port and starboard, and dock lines rigged BOTH port and starboard aft *and* midships, with a bow line forward leading off the pulpit. The crew (if there is one) has the dock lines in hand on the approach. No one jumps off the boat until it's secured at the dock. If your vessel has a midships cleat at the natural pivot point, a midships line to a piling (first) will hold it well enough to take the time to get over a bow and stern line. A midships line is how I dock when single-handing.

[@officialWWM]

I would rather they sit there if they don't know what they are doing! It's easier to do it by myself!

[@SARDOGFL]

@@officialWWM, may be time for some training so that they can be of more help next time.

[@craigbielsky115]

90 % of the time its a one man job ffs i tell everyone sit the fuck down and hands in the boat nobody move .....

[@georgebrady1060]

The level of incompetence goes off the chart. They think that the throttle is the answer to everything. I am amazed that more people have not been injured by these guys. It's just amazing! Just sayin'.

[@BilldalSWE]

They drive their boats like they drive a car. Thinking the boat will just stop on the spot as soon as there's no steering/throttle input...

[@davidgray8089]

@@BilldalSWE I'd love to see these people in a wakeboat, v drive or direct, I can only imagine the spectacular crashes.

[@hewitt52]

4:58 I'd love to see how that vehicle does with that size boat!

[@rftsfan1479]

right!

[@fuyt216]

Watching these makes me feel better about my boat operations

[@TheBoatDude]

I'm interested in the fate of the Jeep and the yellow Formula 310 or 350 that roll into the frame at 4:52, sure seems like a lot of boat for that SUV!

[@calebd512]

Looks like a jeep

[@Chris_In_Texas]

Not much of a transmission left after that a few times. 🤑🤑

[@benkenny3220]

Supposedly thety can tow 7500lbs if I remember right. I think tongue was on the lower side, though.

[@TheBoatDude]

@@benkenny3220 I believe that's about right. However even the 310 that has fluids and a trailer is gonna weigh 11000+

[@benkenny3220]

@@TheBoatDude woh, that's a lot.

[@jjzinn3427]

All of these ramps need a JETSKI only ramp-- so they stay out of the way of the boats.

[@Chris101209]

No

[@stevenstair1068]

As Captain Ron would say, they'll get out if the way😅

[@johncampbell829]

Gotta remember! these ppl had to sit in at least 2 hours of traffic just to make it this far! Daylights burning!!

[@tettazwo9865]

Very entertaining!

[@douglasgardner8444]

jet ski guys did fine. rich ass with big boat he can see while backing can wait his turn

[@professor_thunder]

The endless line of minivans, suv's and cars towing large boats is astounding.

[@reinhart482]

It works great...until it doesn’t lol...can’t stop!!! Insufficient brakes!!

[@jimmartin7881]

The surge brakes are great at stopping while going forward but I've seen many a heavy boat pull a minivan backwards down the ramp. That's hilarious, the look of fear on the owner's face as they realize how gravity works and it's nearly as cruel as the sea!

[@reinhart482]

@@jimmartin7881 Nothing pulls you down like gravity lol!

[@o-o6355]

green ass insane. see doo's no good, docking at 79th street super busy. Got it !

[@rocket3man]

Just the normal bumping around from the car park that they are used to!

[@indianadave8881]

Grew up boating on our small local lake. Was pulling our old 74 Larson to the lake behind my 76 Cutlass every weekend of the summer practically since I got my license. I guess I just had a natural ability. I, as a teenager, often helped other people get their trailers backed down. Once in a while someone would look at me in doubt, but all the regulars knew I knew what I was doing, and would vouch or me. Saw scenes like this often... Especially holiday weekends where it was busier than usual, and many had drank a few beers.

[@EnlightenedHeckler]

Your voice and diction brings back memories of my father watching baseball when I was a kid😁

[@kevinjoy3050]

I like the sports style commentary

[@HashiAkitaPuppy]

So glad that I have my own ramp and dock. Public ramps are the pits.

[@rona8663]

Great video Broncos... thanks man... you're the best.

[@chrisstavropoulos2607]

your commentating and voice and play by play is absolutely the best and very funny...

[@LSRG-YT--LandonSRobloxGaming]

Oh my gosh, you're telling me they pulled a big ass boat with that Dodge Charger? Absolutely unreal!

[@awKtn32-_-]

All these dude towing jet skies with challengers is hilarious! I’ve seen it on quite a few of these videos.

[@VW5767]

Another day south of the boarder!! They do this on 95 also!! WOOHOO!!!

[@mikeross8822]

this is the first video i have been offered in 4k, thankyou for the outstanding picture quality

[@robertanderson6471]

Miami is close enough to America to visit 👍🏾

[@TheJaymon1962]

Wow. Good one!

[@grant6578]

the seadoo owner forgot to hit the subscribe button and lost his drain plug 😁

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

79th Street Comedy Hour 🤣

[@UrbanJerseyGuy]

Good ol' florida 100ft bow line, never gets old

[@ericb1294]

Lmfao

[@douglasschmidt6873]

360 at the ramp 😀

[@trailcameralakeloon]

you got to love people who have more money than brains

[@hawaiianpunch6534]

I like how these guys drive a boat like a car.

[@BillyRamirez]

I feel privileged to have been told about this channel.

[@usernameunavailable5090]

The guys on the jet skis look like they were on their first trip out of mom’s basement in awhile.

[@dancaptain2055]

Isn’t that the truth 😅

[@tomdrummy4984]

First guy was trying the docking 90 degrees to the dock technique

[@bengone3349]

It's always good for some head shaking!

[@redline9579]

Got bless you sir

[@ecouturedoherty]

Love the video and the play-by-play man! Keep up the great work!

[@ssmedward]

Did anyone else notice the jeep pulling the giant yellow boat? I find it hard to believe they wouldn't be fighting that thing at every turn.

[@charlessmith6957]

I know you will agree that most of these boaters should not have boats. But if they didn't you would not have anyone to film ! Love your video's :)

[@altergreenhorn]

Man I wish that those guys from the first clip came here on the other side of the pond in to the Med and try to dock like that in to the average Med dock made from rough concrete, it would be fun to watch.

[@andrewmoore3491]

If I never hear the word “BRO” I can live the rest of my life a happy man.

[@popacap21]

every single 'florida man' must meet at this specific boat ramp

[@danbraun8430]

I love every one of these videos, thank you. I thought we had every shitty boat captain in North Dakota. 😂😂😂

[@jasonblood7391]

First video he's hammered

[@ynech]

Nice positive video.

[@curtispetersen9312]

This narrator Hates his life..... Type to complain about everything

[@VW5767]

@@curtispetersen9312 so which boat were you on? Clearly you were offended! LOL

[@curtispetersen9312]

@@VW5767 Offended lol learn English .. If that sentence gives you the impression I'm Offended .. Drop the camera let's go back to English class

[@kgilliagorilla2761]

Free entertainment!

[@scottbruns5142]

I recall putting a boat in the water as a young lad. There were still a number of helpful people in those long past days. Practicing in a vacent parking lot helped. Still, for all the help, fools could easily be found. There is nothing that matches one of them putting the throttle down in a shallow, no wake zone. I never completely mastered steering a boat trailer through tight spaces but I learned enough about swearing to last a lifetime.

[@tomchristensen8619]

Used to own a Yamaha jet drive boat (and loved it). But they are extremely difficult to control at slow speeds. And they are just as happy to go sideways as any other way. Two of those were Yamaha's.

[@johnsheehan7349]

Not registered either no sticker on port side

[@kenjr]

I’m amazed at the number of boat operators in Fl. that have no idea wtf they’re doing.!!

[@AnnexF]

I am learning what not to do at the boat ramp. Great video!

[@Studio23Media]

4:57 Geez that's a big boat to be pulling with that Jeep 😂

[@Thunderbyrd.]

Blocking 3 lanes on the ramp and didn't care they were holding people up. Looked like their first time ever backing a trailer, first time ever launching a ski, first time ever seeing a boat ramp. But hey, it's all about them and no one else. It's a good way to get thrown out.

[@caballopalido]

the only thing that's sinking is broncos guru's reputation. in the bedroom. big up super ethnic florida.

[@pappysproductions]

I can't believe how interesting these videos are.

[@samtatenumber1]

best show on earth!

[@28607Matt]

good action packed show ;)

[@jarrodforet3557]

I'm glad someone is talking on the video, the other guy that video boats would do better saying something about the video, besides the writing

[@gangland479]

This ski is just kinda done! Just like out day !

[@etc-and-more]

Tough getting it done at the docks at low tide

[@user-ib3qb5zn8u]

Miami nice city in a best country .....In our Vladivostok boating season since 1 may till 1 november ...

[@billman6364]

Miami not nice city! it is sheethole of Fl.

[@user-ib3qb5zn8u]

My be ....

[@user-ib3qb5zn8u]

May be , but this better then Magadan , Vanino , and Vladivostok ..

[@Random-rt5ec]

Wholly Molly that boat ramp looks dangerous, if that triple engine Contender slipped it would take out the jet ski launchers.

[@zachbell5634]

Blocked on the shot! 😂

[@aaronbrooks7132]

Crazy he was behind the wheel at any point that day or any other.

[@stage1greg]

no gator? thanks for doing 79th street again! you guys rock.

[@markthompsoncpa]

4:43 is nice

[@jimtohmas898]

Wow I'm 69 years old I put MI boat in and out myself and quick lol I boat alone I don't want the responsibly 24ft sea ray