"It looks like shit that came out of your culo!" Hahahahaha! I agree, Chef Vincenzo!
@210078 Жыл бұрын
Since I subscribed, I have totally upped my game with cooking the right way! Thank you! The best!
@sphtpfhorbrains3592 Жыл бұрын
WTF? These people have committed crimes against good taste.
@pipongds Жыл бұрын
Some people should be banned from the kitchen at a global level
@renzmarkbautista770 Жыл бұрын
I think some people do this intentionally to gain attention and views
@pipongds Жыл бұрын
@@renzmarkbautista770 i hope that you are right
@AusFirewing Жыл бұрын
@@renzmarkbautista770 That's called criminal intent
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more with you 👏🏻
@TMAX500WHITEMAX Жыл бұрын
if fast food is healthier than the shit you cook yourself … correction … poop in the pot, then everything is going extremely wrong.
@bassman6211 Жыл бұрын
I was brainwashed that all Italian food had Italian seasoning, and anything creamy needed heavy cream. Your channel has taught me many things! I no longer overcomplicate Italian food, and the end result has my family and myself eternally grateful. THANK YOU, Vincenzo!!!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
That's amazing! Yes I truly agree in what you've learned throughout watching my videos, we shouldn't overcomplicate Italian food, because we focus on the authenticity of the taste and the quality. You are absolutely welcome! Keep on cooking.
@Ironfist85hu1 Жыл бұрын
I was in the fake belief too, that italian food means pasta, tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil, oregano, garlic, and that's all. Then I have read a book about real Italian kitchen (kitchens, because he enlightened me, that there is no single Italian kitchen, but a lot different), and because of that, I started to search videos like your channel has. I am glad I found Vincenzo's plate. :) Even if you are ideological enemy of Uncle Roger. :P
@chaznad5411 Жыл бұрын
Well at least youre now realizing how the United States operates. One of their skill sets is brainwashing their people.
@joelwyscaver4 ай бұрын
Obviously there’s not just one type of Italian kitchen. Think about what every country you live in. Does everyone cook the same meals the same ways ? Every county around the world has tons of great food and tons of ways to make them. Man it really blows my mind how many ppl feed their families everyday and don’t know almost anything about cooking. Crazy !!
@Toasternaut Жыл бұрын
Blending store bought pasta to make "fresh" pasta? Straight to jail.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha agree!
@Mojova16 ай бұрын
She could have bought like flour.
@jimmckay23375 ай бұрын
I guess if the family first decided on spaghetti and at the last minute chose fettuccine, and all stores in the area were closed, and maybe the apocalypse was happening, it might be okay…?
@Frostbitebampiru Жыл бұрын
The face of disgust when he says "these people are idiots", I love it!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha mamma Mia, people really are idiots 🤦🏻♂️
@Frostbitebampiru Жыл бұрын
@@vincenzosplate I've lived in Italy for a year and a half and I've never seen the things that these people do in their 'recipes'. Maybe they went to Little Italy, in whatever city they live.
@TheBluePhenom Жыл бұрын
@@Frostbitebampiru I'm convinced that they didn't even go that far. They probably watched a TikTok of someone claiming to be in "Italy" do this and went from there
@TheCotzi Жыл бұрын
i allways say what you do at home is your own but dont show it to the internet and try to convince people for your own sh*t as real recipes
@TheCotzi Жыл бұрын
@@Frostbitebampiru the only thing i ever saw with breaking pasta is one of a kind where you have to do it or braking Spagetie wrapped in a cloth to make a traditional dish for kids to enjoy when you dont have the right noodles
@zstomi Жыл бұрын
“Don’t do that to the pasta. The pasta does not deserve it. Do it to your face!” That was my exact thought at that moment! I also want to flap the guy in the background saying “aaaah”, “oooh”, “mmm”, “smells so good” etc.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Agreeing with you on this, they make really bad pasta dish, my heart hurts!
@chriscannon4262 Жыл бұрын
LMAO I was screaming WTF are YOU DOING, grinding the poor cheap dried spaghetti to make semolina to make playdough. Then Vincenzo said pretty much the same thing 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
This is beyond disappointing, we have to teach them a lesson.
@benf6822 Жыл бұрын
It's rage bait, I hate it. I don't even engage with them.
@kkpiemels3113 Жыл бұрын
Tbh. Its a way to make pasta. But you really need to ground it down. I know italians that ground up pasta to use in pizza dough.
@jonnie2bad Жыл бұрын
@@kkpiemels3113 that pizza must suck ass
@chriscannon4262 Жыл бұрын
@@ceceliaclarke which made it all the worse
@zloychechen5150 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Vincenzo, for showing this. After the deranged lady said "...fresh pasta", i laughed for about 5 minutes.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha I hope you learned something from all of this.
@diizzii Жыл бұрын
Fresh frozen?
@patrickfreeman20511 ай бұрын
Ninoooooooo!
@MetaNavigator Жыл бұрын
“There are rules!”, loved that part. Crazy how some people think they can do whatever they want and still call it food
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Not even sure they eat it!!
@C1nderfire Жыл бұрын
As she slaps the pasta dough ball, don’t do that to the pasta, do it to your face 😂😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@diegodelaserna1724 Жыл бұрын
What I hate the most about these stupid modified recipes that social media platforms are full of them ... sometimes I'm looking for a recipe to make to find myself digging deep inside to find good and original recipes out of all this crap
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
And sadly there are people who will try out this recipe. That's why I'm here, I'd like to teach these people that there are far better recipes out there to try out, instead of wasting resources on these kinds of dishes.
@100purenacl33 ай бұрын
@@vincenzosplateyou're a good man
@pkguy3 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing. I had hoped they would have shown Blender girls face longer when she ate that vomit but they cut away quickly so she could spit it out LOL.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Damn can't understand why they did that
@lisahodges8299 Жыл бұрын
I was actually fetching when watching the bake. Birdy
@ct50063609 ай бұрын
She probably couldn't chew it, half raw.
@vincentcibor8847 Жыл бұрын
Even my worst enemy would get fed better than this in my kitchen. Thanks Vincenzo!😁
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahhahahah not so hard to do better 😂
@erinkendrick3412 Жыл бұрын
The saddest part is how many people actually try these recipes.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Totally 🙈🙈🤦♂️
@dean1792 Жыл бұрын
The last Clip was the best. When she tasted her own food at the end with that authentic "mmhhh". Going even further, saying that it's the perfect consistency... xD I was laughing so hard! Some people really have no self respect man.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I know right, I'm sure she hated the taste too. Hahaha was too funny not to watch it through.
@cars1963 Жыл бұрын
The tuna with red sauce just ruined my day 🤦🏼♀️
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
That was horrible 🤢
@TheCotzi Жыл бұрын
@@vincenzosplate where i live people cook short pata and make a sauce of store baught sauce with canned Tuna warmed up together and spoon it over not even combine it in a pan i allways so sorry for this dish i mean pasta with canned tuna is in some ways ok but not cooked tuna cooked again in a sauce from a store
@Turlifutz Жыл бұрын
Wait, which one of them had tuna?
@lysandrexerxes8090 Жыл бұрын
@@Turlifutzthe one that looked like a soup
@wladius Жыл бұрын
While I agree with the statement "there are no rules", I have a feeling creators like her are making these "recipes" as outrageous as possible in order to get the views and only the people who have never had a properly cooked italian meal can find this tasty and edible. 16:39 I can see from a meter away from a small monitor that that semolina log is still raw!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
They definitely do that just for views and money
@alicelee5045 Жыл бұрын
You are correct about some people creating outrageous videos for the views. These were just completely ridiculous to be taken seriously.
@elfenixnight Жыл бұрын
"what are you achieving?" 8.3 million views, apparently.
@benf6822 Жыл бұрын
I think there are no rules applies within reason. With something like this you're just disrespecting an entire culture AND wasting food.
@MrTwitch62 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't have laughed so hard and gagged at the same time in my life. Thanks Vincenzo 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hpholland Жыл бұрын
Seriously I’m crying from laughter because of this man’s disgust reactions
@janvanhouwelingen4721 Жыл бұрын
I completely lost it at "mooo, you moron, mooo" Amazing video again Vincenzo! You're a legend
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Great that you find this content entertaining, I hope you learned something from this!
@BIGJUNK1MILLION Жыл бұрын
My grandfather was a Slovenian soldier who fought in WW2. During a time late in the war, his platoon had no rations and were unable to cook anything due to the fact that fire or smoke could potentially reveal their position to enemy soldiers. They had to live off of whatever raw foods they could find-vegetables, potatatoes, meat if they were desperate, and if they were lucky, some wild fruit- all of which often tasted so bad that my grandfather would either have to give up meals or ask his fellow soldiers to help force the food down his throat. I saw less fear and disgust in my grandfather’s eyes when recounting this story to me than Vincenzo reacting to these Facebook pastas.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
You can literally see the fear in my eyes while watching this videos, this is so scary and shouldn't even be in here, but I'm doing this because I want you guys to also understand that there are far better recipes out there than this one. I'm glad we were able to share the same sentiments.
@hpholland Жыл бұрын
New copypasta lol
@larryschultz9184 Жыл бұрын
These look like something that came up when I had food poisoning
@Malcopme Жыл бұрын
There are literally people who can't afford food in the USA, and these people ruin food for clickbait. It's repulsive.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@cykamirblyatovich3346 Жыл бұрын
I saw that blender pasta video few days before and I was hoping that Vincenzo will react to this and he did😂. Amazing job! Thank you, Vincenzo, for teaching me how to make pasta the right way.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoyed and learned something from this reaction video! Cheers.
@mconly_5129 Жыл бұрын
Found this channel a few days ago and I LOVE IT! Keep the good work going Vincenzo!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your support! It means a lot to me 🤗
@GoodAfternoonPippa Жыл бұрын
Omg Vincenzo, thank you for making me laugh! I haven’t seen such gross nonsense before! Oh my goodness I really needed that laugh. 😆
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahhahahaha more video about it coming then 😂
@StepOne Жыл бұрын
lol. vincenzo never swears! the fact he did in the first video right out the gate, brings me joy.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Haha, surprised you, didn't I? 😉 Glad I could bring you joy! Keep enjoying the content 👍🏻👨🏻🍳
@Shauma_llama Жыл бұрын
Those were glorious train wrecks. Makes me feel better about my cooking. 🤣
@jonasklose6472 Жыл бұрын
@@dennisbunarta1190 Italien swear words seem to slip through KZbin somehow. 😁
@mississippigirlgardening8396 Жыл бұрын
I been making pastas the way you and Eva make it and I will never eat it the other way ever again… I’m in love with the true original way of Italian pastas … 🍽😘💚
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Awesome! This is what I love to hear 🙏🏻❤️
@jonasklose6472 Жыл бұрын
@@vincenzosplate It's the same for me. My pasta was decent but now it's perfect.
@TheItamarp Жыл бұрын
Love the reactions. It would be kind of cool if you did a follow up with authentic alternatives to these "recipes" with similar ingredients.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
That's a good idea!
@jchomedog2887 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad there’s a channel online that helps to inform people of authentic Italian cuisine. These other recipes are what people are brainwashed to eat. With modern day social media, everyone thinks they’re a chef and know better or can come up with a clever new recipe or short cut that’s far worse than the original recipe. People need to learn from the past and see what the traditions are first rather than making up bull crap recipes that ruin food.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! 🇮🇹👨🍳 It's all about preserving the traditions and savoring the true flavors of Italy. Grazie for your culinary wisdom! 🍝🙌😄
@glennhoremans5087 Жыл бұрын
The powder was hilarious, watched it 10 times and couldn't stop laughing 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear you got a good laugh out of it! 😂 Sometimes, culinary mishaps can be the best source of entertainment. 🍝🤣
@bsilano Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right those people should be ashamed of themselves! There is either something wrong with their minds if they think what they made looked or even tasted good. It was disgusting to look at these people trying to cook especially the last one putting the spaghetti in the blender, OMG that was horrible! Vincenzo's the best!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
It's always frustrating to see people disrespecting the art of cooking and making a mess of it. But it's also important to remember that everyone starts somewhere and mistakes happen. Hopefully, with more practice and education, they'll be able to improve their skills and make delicious dishes in the future.
@harryhill9794 Жыл бұрын
I've enjoyed your channel for a long time, Vincenzo, and have learned a great deal about cooking Italian food the correct way from you. I think, though, that I enjoy your videos that make fun of people cooking sickening Italian food knockoffs almost as much. You're a natural comic. Bravo!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your support! I'm glad you enjoy the channel and find the humor entertaining. 😄 Let's keep cooking authentic Italian food together!
@worldpeace6322 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Vincenzo's reactions to awful pasta recipes became quite aggressive 😅
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahhaha should be calmer?
@xirogs Жыл бұрын
Naw these people deserve worse this is like a war crime.
@The_Gallowglass Жыл бұрын
12:07 That's like buying a car, taking it completely apart, to rebuild it...for no reason.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahahha agree 😂
@dewuknowofHyMn Жыл бұрын
I just found your channel....I love your sense of humor.... oh and of course your videos....LOL !
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
thank youuu 🙏🏻❤ Welcome aboard
@Lyncheffect Жыл бұрын
The comment at the end was hilarious but well deserved I fully agree with you... too many stupid fake hacks on the internet these days, its not good!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Someone would replicate these dishes 🙈🙈
@marianoble784 Жыл бұрын
I love the reaction of your face! Even me,watching how she made those spaghetti I feel like ugh my gosh she needed to see the real chefs 👩🍳 😍
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
She really needs to learn from what she did and know where she made mistakes, but I do hope she'll improve.
@KingSargaroth Жыл бұрын
16:21 I can't stop laughing! Jokes aside though, this whole "rich american girl recipe" madness on facebook is reallly damaging the art of cooking and also shows disrespect to the italians. I'm starting to believe they actually want to piss you off, Vincenzo!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Totally agree with you my friend 🙈
@crowdemon_archives Жыл бұрын
It just feels like they have so much surplus they stop respecting the things that keep them alive lol Or they're just overgrown children reliving childhood shenanigans.
@StaffanSwede Жыл бұрын
These "pasta dishes" were awful to watch. Even I - not Italian - have managed to learn a thing or two about Italian cooking. One important things is respect for the ingredients and their flavours. Every recipe is carefully thought through and tested for generations to get the most appetizing dish from less ingredients than many used here and the exessive use of cheese doesn't make it more Italian. I still got a lot to learn about Italian cooking, but this was a horror to watch. Finally, a big thank you for making us stay on the right path when learning about Italian food and its rules.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words, friend 🤗 Always happy to share my love for traditional Italian cooking 🇮🇹 Keep on following along my tasty recipes!
@nickgibson5715 Жыл бұрын
The first time I made pasta Vinny. I was following your basic egg pasta recipe. And it has changed my life. Thank you for being you and staying simple. I had made a few of your recipes exactly the way you show to make them, and they always turn into a show stopper. No matter who I am serving. Thanks again
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
You are so welcome! Glad I was able to teach you through the recipes I make, keep on learning, there are still several videos waiting for you to unravel. Don't stop learning, and continue to improve your skills and techniques.
@Mike_c12 Жыл бұрын
I learned this trick from Antarctica, Take some round ice cubes and melt them in the microwave then take the water and pour it into square ice cubes containers and froze them again, and voila fresh square ice cubes
@363catman Жыл бұрын
🤣 awesome.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Basically the same happened in this video 😂😂
@aldeo3495 Жыл бұрын
The rage comment at the end! So good. I've learnt so much from your videos that I ordered carbonara from a restaurant and knew what to look for so see if it was done the right way and it was. It was a great dish!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
That's fantastic to hear! 🍝👨🍳 Your newfound Carbonara knowledge is serving you well. Keep enjoying those delicious Italian dishes! 😄🇮🇹
@hellopuppyarecool Жыл бұрын
8:36 you could see the pain in his face 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
My heart is aching just by watching this video 😂
@boggyman1966 Жыл бұрын
so funny Vincenzo... truly the most horrible pasta dishes I've ever seen... lol keep up the videos... from a Frenchman living in Newfoundland, Canada!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
So bad ahahah😂🙈
@cooperj7982 Жыл бұрын
If I was starving to death I still wouldn't eat that pasta, I would eat the plate instead 🤣
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
For sure the plate has better flavor 😂😂😂
@EC135100 Жыл бұрын
“Spaghetti in a blender? What’s in your mind” 👍🏻😂😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂🍝 Sometimes, culinary creativity takes a very interesting turn! Thanks for sharing the laughter! 👨🍳😆
@Kalikilynn Жыл бұрын
I don't know what I just witnessed, but I know I wouldn't eat it. Oh dear. Edit: THEY MADE PASTA WITH THE PASTA!?
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahahha what the hell
@metawolf987 Жыл бұрын
Pastaception
@sashkad9246 Жыл бұрын
no they didn't. it was so raw it could get up and go back to Italy.
@panos3051 Жыл бұрын
Dearest Vincenzo is almost always joyful and well spirited. When he's so appalled he cannot even be humorous about it, you know this is the worst of the worst…
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joeycsk8305 Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo your channel is one of the channels that i rely on when i want to make something authentic, for example i did the bolognese sauce the authentic way with a lambrusco and it was amazing. however to finish some of my celery and eggplants before they go bad i wanted to make a caponata and i didn´t find it on your channel, what i find these days is a video reaction. I would appreciate if you can add more videos exploring nice italian dishes.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I would definitely upload more but you can always check my website, there are tons of Italian recipes there waiting to be discovered. Here is the link to my website. www.vincenzosplate.com/
@PressingMyLuckTruck Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh, Vincenzo. I wouldn’t eat any of these dishes.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Neither in an island alone I would eat it
@jayberry3444 Жыл бұрын
This guy needs more views he makes my day watching these videos at night
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahah thank you my friend!
@shawnueda8909 Жыл бұрын
this is exactly why if you want to cook ethnic food, watch from the cook from the "home country". Italian food by first generation Italian, Chinese food by first generation Chinese and so on. I don't trust cooking from a cook who makes "foreign dish". Love your show. NO CREMA in Carbonara and no bacon but guanciale, Fettuchini Burre... Love your video.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Trust the ones who know their roots. We're here to bring you authentic Italian flavors and leave out the "crema" disasters. Stay tuned for more deliciousness! 🇮🇹🍝😄
@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Жыл бұрын
You´re obviously a kind guy Vincenzo but when I see how angry and disappointed you get from seeing these attempts at "pasta" I´m scared you will come through my screen! All the best, thank you for these very entertaining and informative videos! :)
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Not coming through your screen, maybe theirs ahaha
@nn0673 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes Vincenzo is a bit dramatic with his reactions, but all these horrified reactions to these are 100% justified
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
The reactions are 100% justified with these videos I am watching too. I am a bit horrified by it.
@kenshattuck55011 ай бұрын
“Do it to your face” when she’s punching her so called pasta …. I couldn’t stop laughing!! These people should be arrested for “impersonating someone who can cook”!!! Vincenzo you are hilarious my friend! Love your channel!!!😂❤😂❤😂
@danielcarlisto4123 Жыл бұрын
Literally one of the funniest Vincenzo videos out there! I almost choked on my steak while I was watching!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙈
@donnamcdaid3510 Жыл бұрын
God job you were not having "fettuccini" 😂😂
@smsstuart Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you-!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahahahah happy to hear that my friend! 🥰
@nextlvlroy Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Italians. Italian cuisine is the most abused and bastardized cuisine in the U.S. I've never had Italian cuisine from Italy (one day, I will!), but when I try to make a dish I try to stick as close to authenticity as possible. I love what I cook, I can only imagine how delicious it is when it is 100% authentically made! Such an art.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I highly appreciate this, and I agree regardless of any race and culture... research is really important so to avoid offending other cultures.
@tsvetomirborisov6245 Жыл бұрын
ok, this reaction is just fantastic! Thank you for that sir! 😆
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@pointofnooo Жыл бұрын
Destroying spaghetti to make spaghetti - sounds more like crappy modern art than cooking
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
true ahaah
@FreaKzero Жыл бұрын
"it looks like *** which came out of your Culo".... Cracked me - i bursted into tears of laughing
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thesausage351 Жыл бұрын
That’s the one insult I know off the top of my head because of Tony Soprano lol
@emanuelgrec950 Жыл бұрын
I like to eat while watching your videos, Vincenzo. If I were to eat while watching this reaction video, I would be sick from these "recipes". You're funny tho, I laughed so hard :))
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
That would be so cool if you survive having a full meal while watching my reaction videos without throwing up. It takes guts to watch these kinds of videos.
@PeachTristan Жыл бұрын
Your reactions are priceless, Vincenzo! Non lo so why people can't just cook their pasta and then mix with sauce and sprinkle with cheese. The way these people are cooking things is so jumbled. Still laughing at your reactions though
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thank you my friend! Ahahhaha yeah totally no reason
@RodGrom11 ай бұрын
Now, that’s what I call a full blown disrespect to food!!! This was appalling!!!
@crazkoon9488 Жыл бұрын
You don't even have to be italian to be absolutely disgusted by the quality of the ingredients and the endproduct.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Culinary quality is universal, and anyone with a discerning palate can appreciate the importance of using quality ingredients and proper techniques. 🍽️😊👌
@boykogeorgiev1651 Жыл бұрын
The comment on last monstrosity.... priceless!😂😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙈
@Trueshogunate Жыл бұрын
I was so happy to hear you talk about pho! It's one of my favorite comfort food! I miss how my mother would make a huge batch for the family. The whole kitchen would smell so good and the house gets warm. I was never good at cutting scallions, they'd make me cry, but I'd pull through because a bowl of pho isn't complete without the scallions and cilantro. I can get a good bowl of pho, but it'll never be like my mom's haha. If you like pho, please try bun bo!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I will! Thank you my friend 🙂
@TheCotzi Жыл бұрын
maybe your knife was sharp enough becuase the shareor the knive the less a onion scallion etc makes you cry
@Trueshogunate Жыл бұрын
@@TheCotzi Maybe! It would make sense since my mom didn't know how to sharpen knives and neither did I back then. 😂
@TheCotzi Жыл бұрын
@@Trueshogunate the sharper the knife the less you aquish the cells of the onion and the less comes out of theodour that make you cry and a tip let the roots on the onion or scallion that also helps a lot not to cut it away directly
@Trueshogunate Жыл бұрын
@@TheCotzi Thank you for the helpful tips! I'll definitely do this. You are very kind. :)
@kevoramma Жыл бұрын
‘’I feel sorry for your stomach’’, I died 😂.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@95freakout Жыл бұрын
All these "recipes" are a crime against humanity...
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I want a jail with all of these food bloggers
@sagethegreat4680 Жыл бұрын
These look so nice I think we need Vincenzo to make all of these
@julesgro8526 Жыл бұрын
Hey @vincenzosplate, i have a request: I recently started getting into hot peppers. Could you do an episode on hot italian food? Usually, the italian food i know isn´t that spicy, but sometimes it really is. I would love to learn more about it
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea! I will see this through and add it on my list. Although if you want to add a little kick in your foods, especially pasta dishes; you can add in chili flakes.
@lyndonlives63811 ай бұрын
I lost it when the fool started poking the semi-pulverized dried spaghetti around in her running blender with a fork! 😆
@taymoorisacat Жыл бұрын
As much as I love learning how to cook from you, I am sorry to say that I got so much joy seeing how much these recipes affected you (pretty sure I saw some of you soul leave your body when she cut her 'fettuccini' 😅). Please never stop entertaining us Vincenzo!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
It is my pleasure to continuously provide you guys something to laugh at but always know that I am also teaching everyone so that it will be easier to decipher the good between the bad recipes in the community.
@niklaswagner5449 Жыл бұрын
That moment the lady pokes the poor Spaghetti into the blender.. without hesitation or fear.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
She knew what she was doing 😂
@niklaswagner5449 Жыл бұрын
@@vincenzosplate I'm a huge fan, your Response means a lot to me, thank you. Keep up the awesome work, your Videos made me become a better Chef 👍🫕
@Allan_Madsen Жыл бұрын
she should be punished for makin this mess she call pasta hahaha 🤣
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you’re absolutely right 😂
@Seraphatum Жыл бұрын
At least shes pretty. xD
@fullonsociopath Жыл бұрын
10:48 That reminds me of the time my great grandma showed me how to blend tortillas up to make masa to make tostadas. It was one of the moments of all time.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahaha that's a good memory!
@MrTwitch62 Жыл бұрын
In the blender?! NO!NO!NOOOOO!!!!
@MrTwitch62 Жыл бұрын
Making a pasta from pasta 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I want to die 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Jeni10 Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo, in Italy, there are laws governing the making of pasta, right? That pasta was so thick, there’s no way it could taste good! It even looks hard!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
True ahaha this is just bad done!!
@Spicy5795 Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo, I would like to thank you that you sacrificed yourself watching "food murders"- just to warn us off! Keep up the good work! 💪🏻
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Always and will be the sacrificial lamb for the cooking community, but that's my goal, and it's to teach all of you about these kinds of recipes going around the internet.
@beatrudin864 Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo you are hillarious 😁😁👌🏽👌🏽💪🏽💪🏽!! Love your videos lol !! Greetings from Svizzera 🇨🇭🙋🏽♂️
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Grazie mille! Glad I could bring some laughter to your kitchen! Sending Swiss 🇨🇭 love and lots of cooking joy your way! 😄👨🍳🍝
@michelemarie2499 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Vincenzo I love listening to you and to Nonna ❤ Thank you for keeping your integrity and sanity 😊💕
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much 🙏🏻❤
@MrKevin486 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video yet! 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
😂😂🙈
@azcharmer Жыл бұрын
You get just as angry as I do about watching Mexican food being made on the internet 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahahhah probably!!
@panos3051 Жыл бұрын
13:52 YES THERE ARE RULES! And no, those are not "beautiful strands of fresh" whatever, those are miserable dead worms from another planet. Therefore (12:52) "don't do that to the pasta, do it to your face": yes please very yes!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Glad you agree with me!!
@Anna94Esdr Жыл бұрын
Mamma mia 🤦♀️🤦♀️ and I thought my cooking was bad x)
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Hahahah I’m sure these are worst
@alzahir Жыл бұрын
Lady in video: "Tell us where you're watching from!" Me: From hell, clearly, because your recipe is torture!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Nice comment, this made me laugh so hard! Hahahaha.
@awesomeboy4353 Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo I like your reaction videos
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Appreciate 🙏🏻 Thank you!
@milespotvin739 Жыл бұрын
"You're breaking your blender! These people are idiots..." 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Haha, a blender's worst nightmare! 🌀😅 These "culinary experts" sure keep us entertained, don't they? 🤣👨🍳
@milespotvin739 Жыл бұрын
@@vincenzosplate hahaha they sure do! 😂
@AmanoShiyaku Жыл бұрын
Americans and overcooked pasta in a shitload of weird sauces (with parsley)
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
And call it "authentic"
@matthewrichard33307 ай бұрын
The only contribution that guy had in that "Recipe" was just going "ohhh, Wooooow....." 😂
@jondeiconic2552 Жыл бұрын
MAMA MIA THE HORROR
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was horrible!
@captainchaaos1329 Жыл бұрын
The lady with the blender cracked me up. Do people not know that Semolina is sold in the store off the shelf? Its just as much effort to use semolina and it actually makes fresh REAL pasta 🤣
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Dang 😂😂
@solaufein3029 Жыл бұрын
This video was hilarious. Thank you Vincenzo.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was able to entertain you with this. Hope you learned something as well!
@susanableton8647 Жыл бұрын
Ha, ha. This video rings soo many bells. Our family have tried to gross each other out with the worst of these videos. Just about as bad as using ketchup as "sauce"!! If you have been exposed to real Italian food from any part of Italy, these videos are the grossest. I really find it hard to believe that people really cook like this.....never mind being able to eat it!!!
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Haha, it sounds like you and your family have a fun time watching and reacting to these culinary mishaps! 😄🍅 Ketchup as sauce, now that's a culinary crime! 🤣 It's hard to fathom, but yes, these videos can be quite the spectacle. Let's keep celebrating authentic Italian cuisine! 🇮🇹🍝😊
@RedPandaFRANK Жыл бұрын
Vincenzo 😂😂😂 I am crying from laughing so hard from ur comments and reactions from this video. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This is by far one of THE Funniest reactions videos by u. U will always be my favorite and are welcome anytime at my table for dinner!!! ❤😂😂😂😂😂 Keep up the great content! 😂
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
Ahhahahaha thank you my friend!! Yeah this is definitely in top 10 😂😂
@hpholland11 ай бұрын
The way she clumsily topped the cheese with clumps of dried spices and salt was hilarious
@StreetButterfly Жыл бұрын
Hahah oh Vincenzo you are my Therapy. I laughed so hard. God Bless you
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was able to help relieve your stress. What other videos do you plan on watching?
@markantony3875 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when the ditzy girl said "I am making fresh pasta out of pasta" Is the American educational system this far gone? This entire video made me sick to my stomach.
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
🙈🤢🤢
@KenNakajima07 Жыл бұрын
The sheer percentage of people with dog palates never ceases to amaze... people that would find these things tasty, what the heck, why?
@vincenzosplate Жыл бұрын
I agree, this is beyond disgusting.
@jerzyjablonski1432 Жыл бұрын
Pasta in the first video is called "gniazdka". I think lady who made it is, judging from name, from Eastern Europe like me. We use this pasta (btw, here we call pasta: makaron :D) for chicken soup. It is made this way (like bird nest) to make it easier to put one portion on the plate before your pour soup in. Would never think that someone use it as spaghetti substitute. Yellow cheese was most likely grated local cheese, or dutch/swiss as they are more popular around this part of the world then italian ones. Second video was funny. I just made complete dish in 8 minutes: cooked parpadelle and made alfredo sauce. Even if I want tomato sauce for my makaron :P I can do it in time that pasta is cooking, so 8, 9 minutes? Dunno why people doing eintopf from pasta?
@patrickfehlbaum3414 Жыл бұрын
Pasta cobblestone - maybe she plans to rob a swarowski shop….😂