how to lower your life expectancy

[@kenny6912]

It’s so upsetting because they’re obviously rage-baiting and most likely dumping all of the food afterward

[@sue9037]

I really hope they don't make this only to throw it away

[@ItalianBach]

It’s a huge waste of food

[@snowysnowyriver]

The most enraging thing about this is that there are millions of children in the world going to bed hungry every night while these cretinous creatures are wasting food. 🤬🤬🤬

[@shadowfluff2255]

​@snowysnowyriver, I'm getting those exact ads while watching this video.

[@galedekarios]

they’re most likely feeding into niche fetishes, e.g. hand fetish, food play, etc. nasty overall

[@seguaye]

this man has such soulful eyes. like a sad cow being led to slaughter. I mean that as a compliment

[@pinkdragon4830]

WHAT😭🙏

[@onlyflylikeabeetv]

I totally see it

[@Kayla-d9e]

This was the comment I was looking for!! he’s totally sad, old, soon to be ground beef cow that they show you in extreme vegan ads

[@Preppy.peppa.x]

Omg! Someone gets it!

[@johnmurray4133]

“Wash your sister sauce” - TikTok 2024

[@MultiDragoon123]

Bath water

[@LunaReina14]

future canoe says it that way too, but i think he says it as a joke

[@Leotastick]

@@LunaReina14future canoe mentioned 🧀

[@neilgodwin6531]

Murican pronunciation. Yet they know the difference between Kansas and Arkansas

[@rikinhouston]

I used to have a coworker who couldn't pronounce Worcestershire and she said it "where's your sister" 😂

[@korin9673]

i also say “yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. yum yum yum yum yum yum yum” when my food is coming towards me (not in a sexual way)

[@neilgodwin6531]

I say it in a sexual way. That's why I'm banned from most Michelin starred restaurants in Birmingham

[@korin9673]

@@neilgodwin6531 oh !

[@ItalianBach]

Me also

[@Dvika-ib3lk]

​@@ItalianBachyum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum ( not in a non sexual way tho)

[@Ariandcrew]

i love these replies lmaooooo

[@ashbbmusic]

“thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach” we all say in unison

[@averymcmillan189]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@octag0nal]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@xCrxmzx]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@n1dissapointment]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@NotReallyJabu05]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@himeow69]

“Catch a labia by toe, if it wiggles it’s on its menstrual cycle” 😂😂

[@ItalianBach]

I forget about my social footprint

[@MEGAFARTMEOW]

what.

[@fleabaggins]

where the hell would the toe be

[@esmeecampbell7396]

It's when they come out wriggling you know you missed that menstrual cycle 😂

[@cricketandgraham8644]

HUH

[@cheshirecat3572]

The second woman is honestly taking "making soup" as a child to the next level

[@cpycatkiller]

"this is tiramisu if you wanna die immediately afterwards" call that tiramisuicidal

[@folklohre]

“bust a lip” FOULLLLL

[@wolvie1618]

As someone who loves Caesar salad, that's not how you make a f@cking Caesar salad.

[@5Rice5Cake5]

Fr 😭

[@Mushess]

Im afraid to say id still eat it and probably like it

[@redlint]

that's because that is a caesar salade

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@redlint😭

[@rattusskelly6393]

As a person who has eaten maybe 1 and a half salads ever, I agree

[@arina_goblin]

“noo i don’t thooo”💅🏻 i laughed harder than i should’ve. bach is so girly pop.

[@romie-i7d]

Where does he say this

[@korin9673]

@@romie-i7d4:22

[@arina_goblin]

@@romie-i7djust looked up for you, it’s 4:23

[@onlyanuli]

the out of nowhere labia joke has put him on the girlypop watch list

[@arina_goblin]

@@onlyanuli staaaawp i loved that,all the menstrual jokes he makes are top tier,it’s like Isaac is vagina himself😭😭😭

[@anteaterchronicles]

I believe that boar taint is referring to a foul smell in the pork, produced by hormones in a male pig that hasn't been castrated. Apparently not everyone can smell it, and it is completely safe to eat pork with it

[@Xemaredux]

Not just a foul smell, it tastes horrible too. I'm the only one in my family sensitive to it and it caused such a problem when I'd randomly refuse porkchops as a kid because even putting a bite in my mouth made me sick.

[@ctobolsk]

Happy to find I wasn’t the only one who knew what this was (or looked it up. I thought for sure she made it up and was surprised it was a real thing)

[@liluthealmighty]

It’s absolutely a real thing but any commercial pork is not going to have it.

[@Xemaredux]

@@liluthealmighty nah but if you're supporting local farms in small-scale butchery you'll absolutely end up experiencing it at least once. My folks did that.

[@liluthealmighty]

@@Xemaredux that’s why I said commercial. In industry farms boar are castrated before they have the chance to taint the meet. With smaller buyers are farms you are much more likely to get it. Not that that should dissuade you as smaller farms are absolutely the way to go when possible imo

[@taylove1461]

18:16 he looks so disgusted 😭, literally looks like it's bringing tears to his eyes

[@Sedonaks]

“My hands look like this.. so his can look like this..” Dobby in the corner with his HANDS ON HIS KNEES 🕺🪩

[@Thalvia]

"Menstrual cycle?? I know that when I see it" is a wild line LMAOOOOO

[@KOmyself]

which one of you beauties is on your period

[@augustlyedits]

the way she say Worcester sauce literally made me sit there confused on why she was adding wash your sister into the mix

[@gaylittlegoblin]

worcestershire sauce, wor-sheh-ster-shire for pronouncing

[@mif_sovremennosty]

So it was Worcester sauce?!!

[@gaylittlegoblin]

@@mif_sovremennosty Worcester is a city/town It's Worcestershire

[@augustlyedits]

@@mif_sovremennosty I think so

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@mif_sovremennostyWorcestershire sauce, yeah 😭

[@bookofcarli]

the way hes genuinley concerned when the tuna in the packet shows up i cant

[@LeTaxCollect]

"Maple Syzerp"

[@painted_crow]

nah as soon as she said that I knew she was playing it up

[@sasori2425]

Yeaup! The fake accent was wildin

[@charlenefrancesca4322]

“What the hell is even that” we all say in union

[@Untimely-End]

i love when british people do american accents- its so funny to me 😂 yours is really good

[@balljointeddolly]

guys.. i would eat the first salad

[@Fifi_almond]

So real… call me crazy but she didn’t do anything too bad to it

[@imtylerthecreator]

you scare me.

[@balljointeddolly]

@@imtylerthecreator whyy:(

[@balljointeddolly]

@@Fifi_almondfr the only problem is the bowl

[@celestialceleste369]

I think its just the dressing that gets me

[@makuwakuko]

Speed-running getting sent to the gulag, what amount of boredom do these people have that they create such monstrosities.

[@Kendolllll]

“Its grilling season and-“ “lets cancel the season then” LMAO the vid couldnt even play for two seconds😭

[@himeow69]

Saying “Whip” like stewy from family guy is the way to go 😂

[@monkeyfan37]

what i don’t understand is why is there always so much liquid in the meals? like the sweet potato marshmallow combo might not have been so bad if there wasn’t a gallon of coke underneath…. a cursed soup

[@ctobolsk]

This was actually the second time I heard about sweet potatoes and marshmallow tonight, which isn’t a lot, but it’s surprising that it happened twice in one day

[@actbrimstone]

Sweet potato casserole is a very common food to be made during thanksgiving (where I’m from). Usually we just make it with diced sweet potatoes, some spices, and marshmallows. Throw that in the oven for a bit and you get an ooey gooey food that’s delicious

[@monkeyfan37]

@@actbrimstone see like that i can understand but not the soda underneath 😭

[@Talkin-fr0g]

@@actbrimstoneand if your fancy you add pecans (god I love sweet potato marshmallow casserole sm)

[@teetheatersanonymous]

Because liquids either gross people out or contribute to the food porn appeal, so either way they get more engagement 😔

[@mickielynn626]

7:23 "cuz everyone has a cutting board the size of... MY FUCKIN AHSSSSS

[@bethanyb66]

That part made me literally laugh out loud

[@oliviasommerville4733]

I had to replay it was so funny

[@aishayahiat8309]

you had me at “lower your life expectancy” 😍

[@junbug3301]

My body recoiled multiple times at these dishes

[@pupi.paints]

NO BC THAT KIND OF CAKE IS SOOO GOOD IF YOU HAVE WHITE CAKE, LIME JELLO, AND LEMON FROSTING I SWEAR. DONT KNOW WHY SHE FUCKED IT UP

[@ctobolsk]

That combo sounds delicious. Never had that kind of cake before, but now I want to try it immediately

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

@@ctobolsk it’s called jello poke cake! personally i think white cake / strawberry jello tastes the best

[@alastryona]

I've never had lime poke cake but now i really wanna try it with key lime pie filling oh my god you're a genius

[@pupi.paints]

@@bottlenose.dolphin thanks for telling me what it’s called i’ve never known

[@saphyyyra]

“pëãppæ” -bach, italian; 2024

[@thewarfords5653]

Fun Fact, Caesar salad comes from Tijuana Mexico, not named after Julius Caesar

[@mif_sovremennosty]

If I remember correctly, the same thing with Napoleon cake. It's named after cook, not the emperor

[@smolcrabbo]

20:25 this is called a poke cake! It's a genuine recipe (minus the energy drinks) and it's actually really good. You take white cake, poke holes into it, pour jello over it, then let it set before adding whipped cream as frosting. It leaves you with a very moist cake and is perfect for summer. But the addition of energy drinks was foul.

[@stuttertarget]

i loveeeee poke cakes, theyre so good the energy drink ruined it a bit tho lmao

[@lovekar89]

bro said catch a labia by the toe PLeasee I cannot keep defending u 💀😭

[@cannibalquinn]

thanks for another video to put me off all food for the next three months

[@QUAIL888]

"Introduction, which is intro for long" I AM USING THIS FROM NOW ON. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

[@Villads2750]

11/10 video. Saw the first 2 seconds and I’m already drooling

[@Ariandcrew]

LMAO, good to have you in the cult

[@sarahline9200]

Sweet potatoes, marshmallows, cinnamon, and coconut combined is definitely an American thanksgiving dish lol but not with sweet potato fries

[@ashbee2251]

And salt and pepper, cheese, and olive oil....LIKE WHY?!?!

[@Serai4hire]

Who is putting coconut in their yams 😭

[@Talkin-fr0g]

@@Serai4hireRIGHT If anything you’d add like pecans

[@spacesparrow925]

I rewatch this every night to fall asleep, Bach's voice is just so nice

[@spacesparrow925]

He could talk for an hour about dirt and I'd be very grateful

[@hannahgibb]

3:22 My favorite part of this is that his main objection to washing his sisters is that it would take too long... not that he'd be washing his sisters😂

[@lilysnot0kay]

marshmallows on baked sweet potatoes with brown sugar is my family's favorite thanksgiving dish to make, it's SO good. and a few restaurants near me sell loaded sweet potatoes with mini marshmallows and brown sugar on them too! 😅

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Well, sure, maybe it is good, but not with the fricking cheese, lake of coke, olive oil and pepper (at least it really looked like that). And also I'm pretty sure that honey and whatever else she added made this thing too sweet.

[@beeznuts23]

we have a local restaurant that also adds caramel sauce on loaded sweet potatoes and it is lovely

[@flufferpupper7726]

Such a classic

[@spongiestsponge5897]

I immediately bust the moment this man pops up on my screen

[@kruistochtinspijkerbroek2786]

CRYING laughing when she ‘unveiled’ the beans

[@love4yuuu]

6:37 imagine your sitting in your room and you just hear your bother go “ WHY DO THEY MAKE SWEETCORN CREAMY gawd daymmm” …

[@caillew7618]

And this is why I was always so grateful my room was on the other end of the hall from my brother

[@love4yuuu]

@@caillew7618 frrr 🤣🤣🤣

[@ena2584]

I think she’s trying to mimic a Midwestern accent. Don’t know if she actually is from the Midwest, but she’s def picking words to annunciate on. 😂 Also, little Smokies are just little sausages with sauce on them. Basically cocktail weenies.

[@Terri_MacKay]

Add her vocal fry to the mix, and she has a voice that I never, ever want to hear again.

[@animeloveer97]

They ARE cocktail weenies 😂

[@British_Buffooon]

"Kitchen Shrs" got me

[@serixskylark]

Looking at the background in one of her videos, I have deduced that the first woman may be based in either Arizona, California, New Mexico, or Nevada, and that knowledge scares me. She’s too close to me. Too close. If she’s in Arizona I actually need to leave the state before I become part of her next concoction.

[@lils6065]

just cleaned the nits off time to worship the king x

[@ripcoop28.]

The salad is probably the most appetizing thing out of all these recipes

[@MadisonHarvill]

12:45 stayin’ alive…stayin’ alive

[@Katie.mae236]

2:32 I confidently said lactose

[@beezov]

i jutst got clean

[@balljointeddolly]

aa i also just got out the shower! were twinning 🤞🤞

[@jhall900]

I woke up to black hair today… from Platinum 😂

[@eviehouse4892]

I’m so flabbergasted you’re sober

[@torva2712]

Yayy❤

[@luxlsd]

Same I busted everywhere to

[@CandacyMccallum]

"I ALREADY DENY,I'm not making that for my next party" 5:38 had me dying 🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@junbug3301]

I have been binge watching your videos for the past two days straight now you have blessed us with a new video ‼️ italianbach supremacy

[@catm2454]

I'm aussie, my mums american...it sounds fucked but sweet potato caserole topped with melted marshmallows goes hAAARd...all my Aussie friends were thinking its so gross and didn't wanna try then they all loved it

[@tormentandjustice]

unveiling of the beans is CRAZY

[@elven_spaghetti4976]

just stumbled along this channel im 10 seconds in and already CAPTIVATED dude

[@boingysploingy]

upper middle class women will do anything in their power to make the most unappetizing “food” on the planet. also i love when the food is so bad that non vegan people feel sorry for the animals.

[@Crisssssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Sweet potato casserole is a very popular southern dish in the US, but it ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT use sweet potato fries.

[@raccoondog11]

The jello and cake thing is just a poke cake. Normally they are NOT made with energy drinks. They're so good.

[@Sophie-mcnulty]

kay's cooking walked so that these people could run

[@folklohre]

bach mustve hacked my brain because ive been wanting another vid like this 😝

[@elsajackson787]

Imagine feeding the last one to a Victorian child

[@Kacey-Leigh]

Saw the title and immediately clicked

[@imtylerthecreator]

Lmfao same

[@uncommonusername]

Lead, radiation, asbestos, smoking, most are cancer causing but i think cancer does cut your lifespan short. radiation probably just straight up kills you, albeit extremely painfully

[@millietv888]

getting bach tattooed on my forehead

[@ctobolsk]

You’ll look like the edgiest classical musician lol

[@trotteri]

the "wash your sister sauce" thing took me OUT 😭 i can't remember the last time when i laughed so hard at a video i actually started crying

[@8ratley]

Tirimisu-icide

[@Dani-leeMack]

I actually cannot deal with him, he’s too funny man 😂❤

[@candy0596]

Sah-lahd, meyonaise, wash your sister sauce, eenion,

[@thatrandom_canadian]

It's just so bizarre, like the sweet potato fries with all the marshmallows and shit. There is a legitimate recipe that has marshmallow on mashed sweet potato, but instead it's like they heard the two ingredients and tried to figure out what humans eat.

[@jumanau]

4:59 bro made the imessage text sound

[@painted_crow]

underrated comment

[@dalbygraf264]

no one: Isaac: why is she putting corn in cornbread?

[@katherinetesslybukari6880]

Loved the tracy beaker reference ❤❤❤

[@Traivs.Sctto.]

Damn i was watching you at 30k subscribers and now your over 250 bro keep going man as mcdonalds would say "im lovin' it" (mcdonalds dont sue me plz)

[@dobras217]

i feel like cooking in america just means bunching the most random shit together and call it a dish at some random point 😭 i did not know how bad it was lol greets from austria. you are hilarious!!

[@G.H.0.S.T.]

Kate is like AI trying to make recipes

[@KellieMeuret]

I googled “boar taint” and it’s an actual thing. I don’t know what is more shocking; the fact that “boar taint” is a thing, or her recipes.

[@babiemode8726]

the italian bach the real one

[@coolauragold]

I want to see these two on like a proper cooking show and see who make the “better” meal

[@kerriecripps1108]

Donno how she got boar taint with beef that’s a new one for me 😂 you have litterly had me in tears “wash your sister” 😂

[@Ms.Love523]

I’m never watching your videos while drawing again because I almost messed up so many times from laughing so much 😭

[@ortuluna]

18:34 its a common thing in the south and west of the us, but its mostly just mashed yams and marshmellows nothing else. No clue why it became common around thanksgiving but it did.

[@alastryona]

Sweet potato, brown sugar, pecans, marshmallows for us. Same thing at the core though. I think we used fresh potato but i was a kid so i dont remember. coulda been canned. Its absolutely delicious though and a great dessert.

[@teslaacademy4736]

There is no excuse for you to be this FUNNY haha these rage baiting/food wasting vids cause me to hemorrhage they irk me so badly and you have absolutely NAILED IT, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. My friends and I troll one another constantly with these horrible recipes and videos, I'm adding yours to the rotation, they're going to love your reactions 🤣

[@ashleyclayton997]

The way he has my actually laughing out loud and crying 🤣🤣 I’ll never get sick of these

[@alessindero7430]

As an Italian PASTA CANT BE EATEN LIKE THAT.

[@TheLukecottle]

That tiramisu is the dessert you wanna eat if you wanna die tiramisoon

[@krispyaudios3892]

the cake at 20:18 is a thing, but not like that, she fucked it up. it's usually just called a jell-o cake. you make a box cake, stab holes in it (usually with a fork), make jell-o, pour it over the cake. leave it in the fridge. the topping is different depending on who makes it, my grandma always made a box of vanilla jell-o pudding mix and added half the container of cool whip to it and mixed it, then spread that on top of the cake. idk wtf she's doing adding energy drinks to the jell-o lmao

[@kittyh7601]

this is the first video I've seen and I love this so much, your humor is exactly my humor

[@S0URBUGG1EZ]

Happy Mother’s Day, ItalianMotherBach 🥰‼️

[@screamsinsignlanguage]

11:14 The light reflection of the aluminum magnified by the water is supposed to deter flies/insects, but there’s not a whole lot of scientific evidence to support this theory. There was a 13-week trial done where they used this method and found that houseflies actually had an increase of activity after the bag (but this was not tested with natural light).

[@HundWasser]

Jello cake is a real thing but, you make it with hot water like regular as jello. its actually not bad. but the cold ass energy drinks mixed in is just gonna get ya soggy cake.

[@Pinkalicious112]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason she's so slender is because her cooking is well.. inedible.

[@gingeravnger9867]

The last lady’s cooking is exactly what middle schoolers do with extra food at lunch

[@bruzzunathtuch]

I recognize Elaine's accent: she's a skinwalker occasionally going into her native pronunciation.

[@oliverowden9463]

Lowkey the first one looked kinda good ngl

[@bug-mUsh2444]

preferring miracle whip is a crime against humanity

[@hannah_marie8462]

The sweet potato fries were a vile crime against humanity!

[@tan.xoxo1]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH 😭😭

[@MichelleBuckhorn]

I was about to say "you dont fw little smokies sausage" then she got past the brown sugar then it from weird to worse. (The proper/poor person way I eat these is putting them in a pot with mustard, brown sugar, bbq sauce, Worcestershire sauce mix it together and let it cook all together. It's good as a snack I guess.)

[@PossiblyAVampyre]

The second he asked "what's wrong with me?" an ad popped up for therapy 😭💀

[@somethingfunny5571]

20:33 My grandmother used to make this for my father and his siblings. It was called Jello-cake and according to him it was absolutely revolting