Influencers naming their babies

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[@ItalianBach]

Cal has been dealt with for what he did

[@xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

oh god

[@sillysoursol]

nooooo 💔💔💔💔

[@nicres]

The Bach was a lovely break from… whatever you’re doing hehe

[@elanmayes]

rich people really name their children like racehorses

[@shlarla]

This is the best way I've seen it said, they really are just racehorse names 😮

[@elanmayes]

@@shlarla lmao it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!

[@shlarla]

@elanmayes cant wait to name my kid lucky orange after the only horse name ive ever seen

[@eris3069]

Literally 😂😂

[@elanmayes]

@@shlarla american pharaoh goes kinda hard too lmao

[@sophlou2367]

onyx ice cold cannon sounds like an illegal disposable vape

[@ameliaguerreirox]

you’re so right omg

[@Robinv0224]

We named our tuxedo cat Onix after a Pokémon and even tho the spelling is different, that’s all I can think about when I hear kids named onyx

[@gianna1579]

PLEASEEEEE

[@sennap7109]

Probably tastes like minty charcoal

[@gracie1425]

did people forget nicknames exist? like you don’t needs to legally name your child “baby”… you can just call them “baby”…

[@ek0dev]

Exactly! It feels like when people try to force nicknames to happen by saying what nickname they want to have even though nicknames are supposed to happen naturally

[@itsinevitablee]

literally! or middle names too like personally i think some more 'out there' floral or nature names are cute but i'd never name my child bloom or blossom, id just use it as a middle name? surely best of both worlds , you can call them either and they can choose to go by either when older

[@gigaspacepancake]

legendary love cannon 😭

[@beeeeens0034]

i’m praying its fake 😭

[@conehead.skz.]

If i had a friend called legendary i would just call them gen not legendary 😭😭

[@ItalianBach]

Sounds like a penus 😔

[@sarahanderson7398]

Sounds like an adult film star name

[@sarahanderson7398]

Sounds like a "corn" with a p name

[@SailorScoutCatt]

I sincerely hope they are fake names and are keeping their real names private

[@femboygordonramsey.666]

me too but lets be honest, those kids won't have any privacy whatsoever

[@ceciliap5336]

I never thought of that like this this MUST been why they do this, and for rage bait

[@dismurrart6648]

​@@ceciliap5336I'm sure some do, but some of these people do it because their kids are accessories not people, others do it to show what a free spirit they are or for an aesthetic. Soccer moms name their kid bryleighn, rich artists name their kid rumble honey and both do so for similar reasons.

[@steviearielle5249]

Not Nara smith. Her husband lucky smith and their whole fam have crazy names so they just kept it going

[@ck-bo7sb]

I don't know why, but the woman saying for the name "Etheral," the nickname "Eddy," made me genuinely laugh

[@S.Uranus]

GOODBYE!!! 😭😭😭 HERA IS RIGHT THERE! MAYBE EVEN RA FOR A BOY WITH THE NAME, BUT EDDY??? WTH??? 🤢💀 Someone please tell heeeerrrr...

[@Tis1kay]

Plus wouldnt it be “ethy” like “effie” with a lisp

[@beau.c]

i think she said ettie !

[@AnaCole]

Thera or Ettie I guess

[@shannonsmith6279]

Same, I had to rewind to make sure I heard her right 😂

[@MegCazalet]

I miss the days when we thought “Apple” was weird. If Gwyneth was naming a baby now, I bet it would be so nuts. Like the name of sort of gut bacteria.

[@kittycatcrunchie]

I see it now, Echerichia Coli Paltrow

[@christarkt8439]

@@kittycatcrunchiethis is killing me 💀

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@christarkt8439 Nah, that's the food poisoning

[@noidea4254]

Candida Daya Rhea Paltrow, or Candy for short

[@lLaissemoidanser]

​@@noidea4254 hahaha that's actually quite pretty in itself... BUT

[@simschevey]

Rumble Honey Smith sounds like what Id name my character in Red Dead Redemption lol

[@WeirdSnakeGal]

All I hear I'm my head is the song that goes "are you ready to RUMBLEEEEEE..."

[@pettybee3860]

​@@WeirdSnakeGal same💀

[@ngweso]

And Slim Easy would be a GTA character

[@mollieatethepony]

The Canons...they all sound like wrestlers names

[@whoisjascha]

Flick the bean SMITH😭😭😭

[@CL.123]

im naming my baby that 🤗

[@dea_bendata]

@@CL.123 if you're actually being serious which I highly doubt, that's actually fucking gross

[@CL.123]

@@dea_bendata im deadly serious 😁

[@dea_bendata]

@@CL.123 **autistic confusion** well I guess you find cuteness in kids being bullied

[@theirlmess_.]

​@@dea_bendata dw they're joking... I hope 😭🙏

[@emmad5741]

Everyone is gonna be changing their names when they’re old enough

[@mmmbepis8643]

Legit though, don't these people care that their kids in the future are going to find these names super embarrassing? It's not like you're naming a pet where they won't give a shit, these kids are going to grow up counting down the days until they can change their name lmao

[@itsinevitablee]

@@mmmbepis8643 i think it's an influencer/celeb mindset like oh everyone has unique names when in reality olivia etc has been in the top 3 since the 2000s lol

[@emmad5741]

@@itsinevitablee right! I mean, they’re popular names because they’re good and beautiful

[@korin9673]

no way his kid’s name is powerful queen. that is atrocious

[@korin9673]

LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON HOW DOES IT GET WORSE

[@pumkitdrawz]

REAL

[@HuntyBooBoo]

You know that kid black as hell

[@luzdani11]

its giving yass queen

[@idontknow2469]

​@@HuntyBooBoo HUH??

[@Larspinfield]

“Thank you issac for this blessed upload” we all say in unison x

[@olivia.67928]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@Vel2.0]

Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

[@stillnomaidens]

Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

[@Larspinfield]

thank you isaac for this blessed upload

[@Tweeko_]

Thank you issac for this blessed upload

[@love4yuuu]

legendary love canon is out of order 💀💀💀

[@stephe1506]

I havent even watched the video yet and I had to put my phone down for a minute and stare off into the distance after laughing when I read this

[@love4yuuu]

@@stephe1506 HAH FRRR

[@sophiathefurbst]

like the order of words is incorrect or? it’s not working?

[@crongg2049]

Out of order is like a saying for smth wrong ​@@sophiathefurbst

[@Dinanysos]

Millenials are killing the Souvenier With Your Name On It industry! How are annoying little souvenier shops supposed to sell random junk with generic names on them if the group that just walked in is Rumble Honey, Slim Easy, Whimsy Lou, Legendary Love, Powerful Queen, and River Rocket Blue Dallas. That's brutal.

[@cash_machi0896]

you make such an excellent point

[@tiki_riot]

I’m 40 & still buy any cheap tat with my name on, I have a common name (well it used to be common), but the less common spelling, so it was always difficult to find stuff with the right spelling lol

[@monkeyfan37]

my name is not even that rare and there was never any junk with my name on it😭😭 used to make me so upset as a child

[@100percentnotabotistg]

@@monkeyfan37 I think monkeyfan37 is a pretty rare name actually

[@MegCazalet]

My son’s name is also Bort.

[@zombdogg]

why did he say “rise” like “rice” and continued the joke about grains 😭😭

[@ems.bookshelf]

less then 30 seconds in and issac is teaching us what pregnancy is along with the effects of it??... idk how to feel about it.

[@ItalianBach]

Sometimes I do that

[@braelyntuck14]

@@ItalianBachI love you😂

[@malumute]

never heard of this guy, first video ive ever watched of him and i immediately knew i had to watch the whole video 💀

[@frickfrog6546]

This is how I feel naming my sims kids

[@joongswings]

One thing about Issac is that he’ll always take the opportunity to use the word « engorge » whenever he can 🎀

[@ItalianBach]

True

[@ravenw2281]

french quotation mark jumpscare

[@M33PSTER]

Whimsy Lou is literally straight out of Whoville. Please 😭

[@ellavictoriea]

Cal really got away with this 😂

[@ItalianBach]

He’s been disciplined

[@ellavictoriea]

I glad 😌

[@sophiaec2607]

Jamie Oliver has the most preposterous kids names, they literally sound like dishes or kids cartoon characters

[@LizzylovesLobo]

no my biggest unpopular opinion is theyre OKAY 😭 like the name daisy isnt crazy, Petal idk tbh, poppy is on THIN ICE, buddy is fairly normal, and river idk thats the only one thats lowkey atrocious

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@LizzylovesLobo The first names are passable but as soon as the middle names come out,,, IM DEAD sdfhskdjf Like petal sprinkle rainbow or whatever is like one of those satire anime magical girls names. "Never fear citizen, Princess Magical Sparkle Love Star is here to save you!"

[@emilydenis9477]

@@LizzylovesLobo went to highschool with a guy named River.. we all called him lake, pond, stream, ocean, etc🤣😭

[@problem.skinnn]

@@LizzylovesLoboYou need to look at their whole names DAISY BOO? Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy BEAR? They’re insane.

[@problem.skinnn]

I always had a theory that they were fake names to put to the press so they didn’t have the full names of their kids (sensible) but I don’t know…

[@ScottiErica]

“…Turquoise showing up at your house for dinner cause your son Squiggle Diggle invited him over” Best line I’ve ever heard. Ever. 😂

[@wlammy3171]

Jason Lee and Shannyn Sossamon (famous actors from the 90s/early 2000s) have a son they called PILOT INSPEKTOR and I just never got over that

[@lemoncellogoblin]

Beth Riesgraf not Shannyn :)

[@wlammy3171]

@@lemoncellogoblini am shocked to find out E TV has lied to me in 2003 or whenever I learnt the fact lol, thank u for correcting me! Shannyn’s kid is named AUDIO SCIENCE so much of the same 😂😂😂😂

[@stephe1506]

The drugs were clearly something else back then 😂i remember hearing about Pilot Inspektor.. but Audio Science??

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@wlammy3171 That might be worse. I feel like an american could get away with Pilot, but audiois so stupid...

[@sophie-lu4fs]

Bach not knowing who tinkerbell is and thinking it's racist to say "tink" will never not be funny

[@kittycatcrunchie]

No but it does feel like a slur ngl its half twink half the other one 😭Tinkerbell siue but it still feels like a crime

[@ellenmadethis]

It is a slur in the UK actually, towards gypsy/traveller people

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@ellenmadethis Crazy... So the slur senses actually were tingling fr

[@elle_blair]

It’s def a racist slur 😅

[@logancable1517]

Trisha Paytas called her little girl “Malibu Barbie” 💀

[@-Lala.]

& the next is elvis

[@DamonL0ver]

Hi just named my baby quim strawberry breastmilk smith ❤❤

[@MrGoatskin]

Awesome

[@sweetestaphrodite]

Omg my baby’s name is Frothy Salami Williams

[@bunnyhugger410]

Mixolydian is the name of a musical scale... It's like naming your kid C7#9b13.

[@anitanaseer1007]

Nah I’m gonna name my kid Asus4b5, pronounced Ash Ketchum 😔

[@halfski6459]

Personally if I have a kid I'm naming it "Buttercup Squash Whitewash " or just "Butt" for short.

[@kirbotime]

I'm naming mine Waluigi Megatron

[@jasminmai3528]

I tried to read this comment out loud to my boyfriend literally 7 times before I got it out I was laughing so much omfg thank you

[@kendra_t]

​@@kirbotime just rolls off the tongue

[@-Lala.]

baby butt butt

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@CatherineDoyle-og1pl]

new character unlocked:cowboy bach

[@AriccaChristine]

Lyric is a real name but plural is crazy

[@ABH66]

I really like the name Lyric - but it would be more of a middle name for me personally. I think the most out there name i like is Forest

[@lenajohnson-xx1xz]

i know like 3 people named lyric 😭

[@thewastelandworrier]

'Slim Easy' is a Jean fitting

[@nbunnysnowboard]

“Here are my children: Rumplestiltskin, Slim Shady Eazy-E, and Cindy Lou Who”

[@meow9912]

naming my kids ItalianBach to keep the culture alive

[@sillypotato53]

W

[@katelyntrask4500]

I think it’s bc they truly have nothing else to do bc ppl who cant make their rent aren’t sitting here naming their kid raspberry

[@katelyntrask4500]

Also “words as names are the best for me” lmao all names are words 🤨

[@SlimChances17]

I'm dying at these names and tbh after Jamie Oliver fucking up my generations school meals he's always an OPP

[@Eeppydeepy]

I feel like we should normalize really weird MIDDLE names with normal first names cause middle names are already kinda secret and fun

[@shethingsd]

The name of that Smith lady's kids are something you'd buy if you were super baked at at 3am at a convenience store.

[@pettybee3860]

It makes me mad when I think about it💀💀💀Slim Easy sounds like a pimp or a nutritional bar

[@kendra_t]

​@@pettybee3860I love how specific that is. It is literally one or the other and nothing else xD

[@MM-ge5fj]

Sorry but the "Afternoon🤠" bit got me good. Cowboy Bach for the win!

[@luminescent_tides]

Honestly me too….We all know Francesca’s not the brightest but Afternoon…? For a name…? Absolutely not ma’am.

[@hauthot287]

Mixolydian is a mode. Basically, if you play on all white notes on a piano, one g to the next g, that would be the mixolydian scale

[@morganclaiborne3122]

I was wondering where the music theory nerds were. Glad I found my people 😂

[@rhonnasmetaniuk8244]

Slim easy is a cigarette order

[@xosummerdawn]

Him frantically looking for his harmonica has me dying 😭😭

[@nicholeified]

isaac is the type of guy to get a PhD at yappington university majoring in yappiology

[@chlox2870]

Flick the bean smith😭

[@chaimachaima-yy7yg]

His proud smug smile too😂😂😂😂

[@rachelsloan1922]

all the names sound like pre-made names in Poptropica

[@fantasymagic97]

Oh my gosh, you’re right!

[@eva1585]

I feel like.. if you're going to name your kid something batshit insane.. you should be LEGALLY REQUIRED to give them a normal middle name so at least they can choose!

[@conehead.skz.]

I think famous people are getting confused with candy shops and baby names

[@libertywilk4233]

i think isaac is in his coquette era with all the bird chirping in the background 🤭🎀🧚🌸💘

[@obaedj2961]

Rice? Rise?? 💀 sidebar: my old principal's name was Flick.

[@sarahchristine1088]

“deludical” really threw me for a loop but i’m using it now HAHAH

[@sarahsaudios777]

No way cal got away with it 💀

[@idkdmdmdmd2382]

Rumble honey sounds like a Cadbury milk tray

[@kittycatcrunchie]

Sounds like a MLP pony or like a carebear or sm lmao

[@elin_]

Powerful Queen? Legendary Love? Poor kids.

[@tommietina]

(I’m black) black people do tend to name their kids such strange names tho, like I went to school with a girl called Angel, her younger brother was called Prince, who deadass had a twin sister called Princess, and their mother was called Mercedesz… like the car… also my hair braider was also called Mercedes, just spelt different 😭😭😭

[@Hashoaktree]

mercedes is a girls name, the car is named after a girl called Mercedes

[@britterthecritter4531]

Ik two dominican women named Mercedes lmao

[@Hashoaktree]

@@britterthecritter4531 i love the name Mercedes personally

[@ryeleys]

choosing such intentionally unique baby names straight makes it seem like the parents view the kids as decorative items to enhance their aesthetics

[@Eisoj8]

Alter ego cowboy Bach (please create merch)

[@SharkBerry]

"Orca" kinda ate. I wouldn't call my child that cause I'm not on meth, but I think of orcas as ethereal etc. But that would leave the child to be bullied and would be called a whale 😭 Also more cowboy please and thank you

[@emilydenis9477]

Would be cute as a middle name or nickname🥹

[@SharkBerry]

@@emilydenis9477 True!!

[@problem.skinnn]

‘Cause I’m not on meth’ killed me

[@kendra_t]

Definitely should name the next kid "Beluga" to match. Maybe great for a set of twins?

[@-Lala.]

orcas and ethereal are far apart for me those creatures are terrifying 😭

[@kitaboo206]

So people no longer think of actual names for babies they just name their kids after words they like to say 😂

[@kateemma22]

Onyx Ice Cole is, I'm fairly certain, a variation of a Monster energy drink.

[@watchdogj]

Golden Sagen Cannon and Powerful Queen Cannon are the final unlockables in AC Black Flag.

[@nilsvonsteinfelde2116]

Love, Darling and Baby are all names that you can't shout across the street or a hall or something to your friend because it would sound like a catcall.

[@GuardianSpirits13]

I worked with Immigrants for a time and one family from an African country had very traditional, almost antiquated Christian names along the lines of “Godwill” “Patience” and “Chastity”… very interesting to me

[@adeposie]

I’m Nigerian and yeah that checks out. I know a Thywillbedone (Thywill for short), a Unity, and three sisters named Faith, Faithful, and Faithfulness. The former president’s name is literally Goodluck. Zimbabwe is even worse when it comes to this you can literally meet people named stuff like Hardlife or Anyway

[@GuardianSpirits13]

@@adeposie I think more people should have names that are just full sentences. Adding random letters to a basic name isn't creative enough 😂

[@vivianlouise8374]

onyx ice cold cannon is just a vape

[@Thegoongoober]

quingle is giving secret turkish quandale dingle

[@TheSifadiaries]

you laughing at your own jokes is the best part of these videos

[@lanadelrad6147]

Legendary love canon literally sounds like a special move in dragon ball for ribrianne. She already has “max love canon” and “pretty love canon” why not “legendary love canon”

[@YT-CYBER]

cal really got away with it

[@moretacospls3253]

I can‘t with the name afternoon, nickname after. I‘m German and „After“ translates to anus. This thought caught me offguard, I almost spilled my drink.

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

my favorite crazy celebrity baby name is Moon Unit Zappa. although Bandit Way is probably a close second

[@MegCazalet]

I went to school with a guy who was in one of those Most Unusual Names contests so I don’t mind revealing it: Voltaire Casino.

[@zucchinikindaslayed]

I have two nephews that are siblings. The older one's called Billion dollar, the younger's called Million. I wish I was joking. And there's another sibling, the older one's called Ding and the younger one's called Dong and their last name literally translates to "final word makers" 💀

[@Charlie-nb1xo]

cant wait to meet buddy bear on his trust funded gap year to thailand

[@Beatrix.Bowery]

Cal really got away with it

[@lizzytroy9503]

I've actually met people named Odyssey and Heart, as well as a few named Mercer, Sky/Ski, Lou/Louis, Blossom, Buddy, and Dallas. I've also met a girl named Portabella (yes, like the mushroom), a guy called Finrod, and another guy called Brancher.

[@anitanaseer1007]

Where do you live…

[@lizzytroy9503]

@@anitanaseer1007 I live in Pennsylvania, but I've lived in Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina as well

[@ClaireBTH]

I say yippiee out loud every time this man posts.

[@clairejohnson8814]

This is why you give your kid a normal or traditional name that can be shortened to be cute like Theodora being shortened to Theo or Teddy. Teddy is super cute for a little girl (or boy) but they have the option to grow out of it. Or giving them the middle name being unique but a normal first name (I know someone who goes by his middle name Ringo but his first name is like John or Michael or something basic. His parents wanted to name him after Ringo Star but also give him the option of a normal “adult” name as his first name)

[@aqualuvor95]

“Words as names are the best” is a hilarious thing to say and think you’re onto something groundbreaking. Like…yeah, most names are words. Great job…

[@sylviatyers9758]

In greece, its normal to have a week name, so long as its either Friday or Sunday. Like, it's been like that since forever

[@cloudyskies2001]

Slim Easy sounds like the nickname of a pimp from the eighties with gold teeth, cheetah print clothes, and a cigar always sticking out of his mouth at all times.

[@LibertyBelleF]

My brother is called Caspian, he’s mortified he’s been mentioned in this hahahah.

[@problem.skinnn]

I LOVE the name Caspian

[@SaraRankins.]

Prince Caspian though!

[@LibertyBelleF]

@@problem.skinnn me too I’m jealous I was left with a boring name hahaha

[@LibertyBelleF]

@@SaraRankins. he’s had that so much hahah!

[@lauryncarr2420]

All of Jamie Oliver's kids names sound like my little ponies, man is a broni

[@alaynag6954]

Had a dude in my class named Diamond Fire and his sister’s name was Emerald Fire

[@Plain_Kahn]

“Thank you cal for your blessed editing” we all say in unison 🫡

[@SharkBerry]

The timing of the editing with *boom* "LIE" and *boom* "HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME" killed me

[@mxddln]

the cowboy hat has some sort of hold over me i’m really concerned for myself

[@sunnysunflowers328]

Im concerned *for* you

[@gmalva]

Thank you Bach for explaining what pregnant means

[@GravityFallsUp]

Giving your kid a stupid name really is the ultimate rich person move because you know your kid will never have to worry about being bullied and discriminated against in the adult world for their name

[@simplylily7819]

I love and hate at the same time that in fifteen years classroom rolls are going to go like this: “Petal?” “Here.” “Legendary?” “Here.” “Mia?” “Here.” There’s going to be a whole mix of normal and insane names and it’s going to sound ridiculous 💀

[@CRYYY0FF34R]

before transitioning I had a really unique given name and I absolutely fucking hated it. I'm german and my deadname is an old german name that I believe no one else on the entire planet has, and if so, they're at least 70+ years old. genuinely, if you google the name nothing comes up except for one old lady that has been dead for 30 years. I got bullied for my name from primary school up until 12th grade, then I changed my name before coming into an entirely different circle of people that didn't know me before. my family isn't rich or famous either, more like the opposite. my mom just loves torturing their kids with names only found in the most yellowed, crusty, water-damaged pages of 50 year old baby name books. I can confidently say that, no matter how cute and unique you think a baby name is, the kid is gonna have to grow up with that name, make friends with that name, have the teacher call out that name to everyone during attendance. it's hard on your kid, parents should think about that when selecting unique baby names.

[@kittycatcrunchie]

I feel like people have to realise that a "unique baby name" vibes correctly when it is like kinda rare, not these scarring horror level baby names that are never-before-seen

[@AnaCole]

I agree

[@Georg_The_Great]

Sounds like when your name gets randomised on kahoot

[@Toe690]

It's all fun and games until Rumble Honey Smith pulls up

[@mingiinimene3335]

Afternoon is a nice name, the middle name should be delight.

[@britterthecritter4531]

I love Nara’s cooking content and aesthetic but her kids’ names are actually so ridiculous 💀💀💀

[@korin9673]

why is he explaining pregnancy to us. i just opened this app.

[@cherriejuicee]

I had a kid at my school called Stone and he was absolutely unhinged

[@nancystone-fewings5913]

cal really gone and done it wid no punishments

[@elyssatesta]

Everytime you upload the Italian ancestors get happy

[@WeirdSnakeGal]

I think the best name combo I've heard was Hurricane Eriksen from how I met your mother. Obviously they didn't name the kid that in the end but that would have been such a cool name.

[@_manders_]

It’s not just celebrities. My brother had a childhood friend named Sharkmen Magma Cox

[@1bigemptyspace]

I went to school with a girl named Blessing! And I know siblings named Romantic, Beauty, Atlantic and Alliance!