do not eat this

[@ItalianBach]

Try Opera browser for FREE here opr.as/01-Opera-browser-italianbach

[@Ari.em.1234]

Skibidi toilet

[@GabriellaWest]

No ♡

[@EOSouthside]

hey man nice hair, do you style it or does someone style it for you? Pleas tell me what you do or how you do.

[@xcvbnm98765]

@@GabriellaWest YES!

[@matildaxmay]

I actually think Bach making all these casual period jokes is a form of feminism and he is normalising period talk so we support lol

[@pastel-rw3]

yuhhhh

[@maz5288]

FRRR

[@im_boo_11]

It makes me giggle and kick my feet

[@nandikamoo]

hard agree

[@kurukurupa53]

yuhhh

[@neth86]

the “EGG” scream really got me lmao

[@bengregory1235]

Same 😂

[@alt_editsৎ]

“egg m&ms” sounds like a fun thing to watch on a Thursday night

[@axyboo]

so real lol

[@cerysmorgan5810]

He's changed the title rip

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

you sound like a fun thing to watch on a Thursday night!

[@megcaley5214]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz creep

[@alt_editsৎ]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz what?? like my edits and stuff??

[@LeylaIsAnAstronaut]

the editor doing the opposite of what bach asks is so hilarious

[@Thalvia]

"Just cuz something fits in something doesn't mean you put it in there" feels like a phrase uttered most of these videos, buts its always just abt food 😭

[@mif_sovremennosty]

There's a whole subreddit, that is an embodiment of this phrase... But it's exactly about what you think, and absolutely not about food

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

gulp 😮

[@scottpeltier3977]

@@mif_sovremennostylove that place. Very educational

[@moniy141]

i was really sad that no one was talking about menstrual cycles but then i clicked on this video - thanks bach!

[@dwabtthisimnothere5423]

"AWH HELL NAWR" "WHY IS THE RIGATONI STANDING TO ATTENTION" I CANTTTTT😭😭

[@Cozysammy]

The way Bach has me giggling wiggling my feet is actually sick and embarrassing.

[@kagimoon]

Same...

[@taleighajames3759]

I know me too 😭😭😭

[@coolestrheaa]

I read this with a comma after wiggling, got me very confuse 😮😮😮😮

[@2sigma_2handl]

oh.!

[@mrdevious-s9r]

if you can’t handle me when i’m a mixture of raw egg and m&ms you don’t get me when i’m cake batter

[@darcimadiba888]

“never stop menstrually cycling bach” we all say in unison

[@woolybroth]

never stop menstrually cycling bach

[@Silliestbilly25]

never stop menstrually cycling bach

[@ddystopiadaily]

“thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach” we all say in unison

[@jess.edits14]

“thank you for this godsend post precious lord Bach sir” 🎀

[@jordandoesthings.]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir Bach 🥶

[@glub_glub420]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach

[@imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478]

thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@therealsmileymailey]

“It’s either really delicious or gonna give you violent diarrhea”😭

[@solariaxx]

Bach may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

[@matildaxmay]

he will be pregnant soon though JOKES

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

@@matildaxmayaye yo! 📸🤨

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

trust me, he is 🤤

[@2sigma_2handl]

@@aharrypotterfan5951im giving girth rn n ur the baby

[@Kickingmyfeetandgigglingxo]

Not for long

[@Keirulerofhell]

He sounds like the unpopular friend trying to entertain the rest of the middle school lunch table

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Who

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

and succeeding

[@kriti_pas]

shopkeeper: how would you like your eggs? her: m&m'd

[@Th3Retr0]

'egg m%m's' Ah yes, exactly the type of video i would like to watch on a peaceful thursday evening

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

m percent ms

[@sagepoyogal]

3:21 PLSSSS THE WAY YOU GOT SCARED MADE ME AUDIBLY GIGGLE

[@gabbriadforf777]

"wis my palad" made me laugh way too hard

[@izfrha]

Pickcheas are my favourite part of a salad

[@claudiaspencer-hall6139]

hehehe i giggled really hard when he said that

[@kitchencountess]

“just cos something fits in something doesn’t mean you put it in there.” looks like someone never experienced the ‘if i fits i sits’ cat epidemic

[@Catsandcamera]

those tomatoes inside the pasta are going to burn the shit out of you when they explode

[@WHATT-888]

just spent 20 minutes of my life watching bach roast all of these recipes to then admit that it looks good

[@SailorRamos]

Okay but shout out to Bach’s editor !!! He makes such creative and fun edits

[@baoziday5178]

Cal is so funny, honestly

[@cryingontheinsideandout]

i thought you were me for a second

[@Beepbeepalex]

"Thank you bach for the glorious creation of egg m&ms and humankind itself" we all say in unison

[@Ara-..]

Thank you bach for the glorious creation of egg m&ms and humankind itself

[@evanfinno]

3:20 "what is this" EGG!!!! got me creasing bro🤣

[@RosaPembroke]

are we gonna talk about the front flip??! insane like spiderman

[@Beepbeepalex]

I should have listened to the trypophobia warning 😭😭😭

[@LeylaIsAnAstronaut]

ur user 😭

[@korin9673]

i love when he changes the title of the video. the notification was just “ItalianBach egg m&ms”

[@julietj3110]

“uh ma’am that’s yogurt! 🤓” LOL my fave part

[@denemorgan-kanu8624]

"I feel violated actually....and I did it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CharloMayy-yc1ul]

Hitting the griddy while watching this rn

[@April-Levy]

i’m witteraly hitting the gwiddy 🤓👆🏼

[@kei28285]

this comment is the truth

[@sven3316]

And I'm whipping People

[@2sigma_2handl]

personally im hitting.. my newborn son. we are not the same.

[@newdecades]

GIVE US ANOTHER LOVE ISLAND VIDEO OR ELSE YOU WILL FIND THE EGGS M&M MIXTURE UNDER YOUR BED

[@alessiagatti590]

Yes!! And more random games videos

[@quinnjones4629]

this has gotta be fetttishhh content tbh. like the messy/ weird recipes. some people are into that actually. and for the people who don’t know that it’s like rage bait-y

[@Tay-s8y]

I came to the comments to say this! It’s 1000% fetish content. It’s not as overt as some of the other ones where the camera man is talking more and they are making more mess with their hands, but it’s still fetish shit nonetheless 🙃

[@f.10xi]

As someone who vomits when they see holes the trypophobia warning was so helpful and thoughtful since i was eating whilst watching and it would’ve made me sick. Thank you

[@tbridge007]

0:50 perfect rick grimes impression

[@laciijane]

i wont even lie that half flip was well impressive, im proud

[@kylakittycute195]

1:20 “Chicken Period😏”

[@Arewereallyhere]

From someone with severe OCD and has trypophobia, thank you so much for that warning and the updates during that one part. It definitely saved my night from being ruined. People love to joke about it, but once I see something that triggers it for me, it takes an extremely long time for that image to stop replaying in my head, and it’s quite upsetting. I don’t get mad at the people who don’t put warnings, I just really appreciate the ones that do.

[@hannahdykins3161]

“Thank you for another post lord Bach” We all giggle in unison

[@sarash8002]

Arthur is allergic to peanuts and Bach is allergic to pickcheas

[@cryingontheinsideandout]

"you start off with chicken period. yeah i went there." his facial expression KILLED ME

[@RPGLover87]

I think you'll find that was actually Unicorn bone marrow. Everyone knows that unicorns menstruate glitter. Also "Meat sauce" is the grossest possible way to describe bolognaise.

[@cassidieepaigee]

Bach, imagine if she just said, "I just cooked this beef with my own shit." Imagine how funny that'd be 🤣💀

[@whoishayleyjanesmith]

the intros just keep getting better and better

[@pumkitdrawz]

i was trying to like your comment and i accidentally clicked on your profile and it reset my video progress that's not cool

[@Ur_fav_brunette913]

Not him screaming “egg” in complete terror

[@Previouslyfr4z3i]

17:38 How did bro just casually not know he could do a backflip? 😭

[@M1dN4ght]

"red onion here because I need to have that wis my palad."

[@starboyparks]

ive been sick for ages now, bach videos are the only thing keeping me sane

[@yasminehadd-]

not so sure they are keeping you sane

[@LordGreninjack]

Yooo I’m sick too!!! Get well soon bro 😭

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

They may be the cause of your sickness…

[@erin-c5w]

bach has me kicking my feet and giggling

[@Whitemocha-eg]

When he started doggin on trypophobia I lost it 😭

[@M2RK-hs9sf]

I LOVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES

[@chrishellevaughan4683]

I just wanted to say thank you. I recently came across your account and ever since it’s been a big help. Right now i’m going through a break up of 6 years and it’s been so hard but your videos just comfort me in this time.

[@junhansblacklipstick]

bro has been the only person making me laugh since like forever but i think my humour is just dead

[@siennalabombarda6944]

isaac im dying i had to quickly pause the video coz i was drinking water and u made me laugh and nearly spit it out

[@animationtimez.5217]

I have stomach problems constantly for no reason and videos about bad cooking are painful for me to deal with but I still love them T_T

[@Irishtweedle]

Gotta love the iconic intro’s, always make my day

[@001lichi]

"menstrual cycle" we all say in unison

[@April-Levy]

“ much appreciated lord bach i thoroughly enjoyed watching this tremendous video of yours” we all say in unison

[@CharloMayy-yc1ul]

This is so real preach

[@kei28285]

thank you lord bach🙏

[@ThisIsAutumnAlex]

Thank you for the offer of poopy pants, but on this occasion, I will have to politely decline.

[@lils6065]

bach summoned my eggs with this

[@rebeccathibodeau386]

I actually do have IBS so thanks for the recognition king UPDATE: my pants have been shat.

[@mercskoo]

"more kay's cooking please" we all say in unison

[@harnuskova]

3:53 don't stop

[@maddisonabrahams694]

how have i only just found this absolute beast of a man

[@rivmrbean]

The maccaroni looked like the fairy gardens I used to make when I was younger, but a little bit more cheese

[@babysquish5554]

"0O0 WHAT HAVE I DONE......EGGGGG!" 100% watched that more than once lol

[@T1sha_MyBeloved]

ALFREDO WITH MEAT SAUCE IS A CRIME 😭😭

[@Unknwnownow]

that last recipe would make a lactose tolerant person intolerant

[@taylorbenson4069]

1:44 “Roar egg and m&m”

[@flowerhead1095]

"EGG!" we all yell in unison 🙏 praise bach

[@jakethompson2156]

5:22 i need to stop watching batch when my mam can hear my tv and phone

[@soupsinen]

these food tiktoks always make me paranoid because i can never tell if its fetish content

[@giacinema]

"I'd shit myself on purpose just to prove a point if I was given this" killed me 😭😂💀

[@makelahill4294]

The way she keeps the food in her mouth while explaining how good it is, makes it seem like it's actually not good

[@lexi_-_-_-_-]

They way he went “EGG” scared the livin daylight out of me

[@thestorysokat]

“I’d shit myself on purpose just to prove a point if I was given this” is wild 😂😭

[@ClemLanz-x6r]

i think bach is hiding someone under his duvet

[@wahoo_o]

"were gonna start of two eggs *puts on m&ms" 911 THIS PERSON 😰

[@josie3255]

Chicken period might actually be the craziest thing I’ve heard bach say

[@samaraisnt]

that’s what it is tho a lot of people stupidly think the eggs are babies but they’re unfertilized eggs like we have periods and release eggs…i thought they were babies when i was a kid tho. lol

[@coconutxoxo8717]

We love you bachy 🥺 I can’t even type that with a straight face

[@leduckie909]

Title name: do not eat Bach: mmmm I’d eat that to be honest. Looks good.

[@hitherehumans3400]

“Crunchy elbow” at 8:06 is crazy. I thought i was the only person with crunchy elbow

[@elle.alexadr]

9:37 those are CLEARLY baby plum tomatoes, tf you talking about “cherry tomatoes”

[@cappecat_]

woah we got the tomato teacher over here /lh

[@melody44-sings]

these videos are the best parts of my week

[@erinroselewis]

gotta love watching an italian bach video whilst playing lego harry potter fr fr

[@dancingqueen1492]

My sister made mac n cheese with five pounds of cheese one time

[@SamMau]

id like to request more cooking stuffs in a playlist and just binge bach

[@Brook1911]

“Pick cheese” 😂😂😂😂

[@felix7819]

this video widderly made my day

[@mosquito1993]

“I’d shit myself on purpose just to prove a point” 😂

[@Sprocket_2016]

Watching bach while eating a sweet treat is peak life😂❤

[@nasteria6]

Italian Bach in every sus food video: I'm gonna be honest looks delicious

[@wpbeanzz-kj2jo]

“I’m the midnight barber”

[@lilienkranz9006]

13:36 I'm not something phobic but i sure be trippin high on weed and dying on the floor

[@charchar12111]

“Thank you alpha bach for the upload” we all say in unison 🤑

[@reinerfungus]

“unicorn menstrual cycle” is so me

[@Catsandcamera]

I don't like cheese anyway, but that mac 'n' cheese looks absolutely revolting

[@balljointeddolly]

this upload made me poo my pants how dare u do this to me

[@MilenaLoveable]

the camera man is her husband too which makes it even funnier LMAO