do not eat this

[@ItalianBach]

Try Opera browser for FREE here opr.as/01-Opera-browser-italianbach

[@Ari.em.1234]

Skibidi toilet

[@GabriellaWest]

No ♡

[@EOSouthside]

hey man nice hair, do you style it or does someone style it for you? Pleas tell me what you do or how you do.

[@xcvbnm98765]

@@GabriellaWest YES!

[@neth86]

the “EGG” scream really got me lmao

[@bengregory1235]

Same 😂

[@alt_editsৎ]

“egg m&ms” sounds like a fun thing to watch on a Thursday night

[@axyboo]

so real lol

[@cerysmorgan5810]

He's changed the title rip

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

you sound like a fun thing to watch on a Thursday night!

[@megcaley5214]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz creep

[@alt_editsৎ]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz what?? like my edits and stuff??

[@matildaxmay]

I actually think Bach making all these casual period jokes is a form of feminism and he is normalising period talk so we support lol

[@pastel-rw3]

yuhhhh

[@maz5288]

FRRR

[@im_boo_11]

It makes me giggle and kick my feet

[@nandikamoo]

hard agree

[@3nfferr]

yuhhh

[@Thalvia]

"Just cuz something fits in something doesn't mean you put it in there" feels like a phrase uttered most of these videos, buts its always just abt food 😭

[@mif_sovremennosty]

There's a whole subreddit, that is an embodiment of this phrase... But it's exactly about what you think, and absolutely not about food

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

gulp 😮

[@scottpeltier3977]

@@mif_sovremennostylove that place. Very educational

[@LeylaIsAnAstronaut]

the editor doing the opposite of what bach asks is so hilarious

[@moniy141]

i was really sad that no one was talking about menstrual cycles but then i clicked on this video - thanks bach!

[@Raresammy]

The way Bach has me giggling wiggling my feet is actually sick and embarrassing.

[@kagimoon]

Same...

[@taleighajames3759]

I know me too 😭😭😭

[@coolestrheaa]

I read this with a comma after wiggling, got me very confuse 😮😮😮😮

[@2sigma_2handl]

oh.!

[@dwabtthisimnothere5423]

"AWH HELL NAWR" "WHY IS THE RIGATONI STANDING TO ATTENTION" I CANTTTTT😭😭

[@mrdevious-s9r]

if you can’t handle me when i’m a mixture of raw egg and m&ms you don’t get me when i’m cake batter

[@Larspinfield]

“thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach” we all say in unison

[@jess.edits14]

“thank you for this godsend post precious lord Bach sir” 🎀

[@jordandoesthings.]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir Bach 🥶

[@glub_glub420]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

Thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach

[@imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478]

thank you for this godsend post precious lord sir bach 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@solariaxx]

Bach may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

[@matildaxmay]

he will be pregnant soon though JOKES

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

@@matildaxmayaye yo! 📸🤨

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

trust me, he is 🤤

[@2sigma_2handl]

@@aharrypotterfan5951im giving girth rn n ur the baby

[@Kickingmyfeetandgigglingxo]

Not for long

[@darcimadiba888]

“never stop menstrually cycling bach” we all say in unison

[@woolybroth]

never stop menstrually cycling bach

[@Silliestbilly25]

never stop menstrually cycling bach

[@therealsmileymailey]

“It’s either really delicious or gonna give you violent diarrhea”😭

[@Keirulerofhell]

He sounds like the unpopular friend trying to entertain the rest of the middle school lunch table

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Who

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

and succeeding

[@izfrha]

Pickcheas are my favourite part of a salad

[@claudiaspencer-hall6139]

hehehe i giggled really hard when he said that

[@kriti_pas]

shopkeeper: how would you like your eggs? her: m&m'd

[@Mu3hy]

'egg m%m's' Ah yes, exactly the type of video i would like to watch on a peaceful thursday evening

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

m percent ms

[@evanfinno]

3:20 "what is this" EGG!!!! got me creasing bro🤣

[@sagepoyogal]

3:21 PLSSSS THE WAY YOU GOT SCARED MADE ME AUDIBLY GIGGLE

[@Catsandcamera]

those tomatoes inside the pasta are going to burn the shit out of you when they explode

[@SailorRamos]

Okay but shout out to Bach’s editor !!! He makes such creative and fun edits

[@baoziday5178]

Cal is so funny, honestly

[@cryingontheinsideandout]

i thought you were me for a second

[@gabbriadforf777]

"wis my palad" made me laugh way too hard

[@RosaPembroke]

are we gonna talk about the front flip??! insane like spiderman

[@WHATT-888]

just spent 20 minutes of my life watching bach roast all of these recipes to then admit that it looks good

[@Beepbeepalex]

"Thank you bach for the glorious creation of egg m&ms and humankind itself" we all say in unison

[@Ara-..]

Thank you bach for the glorious creation of egg m&ms and humankind itself

[@quinnjones4629]

this has gotta be fetttishhh content tbh. like the messy/ weird recipes. some people are into that actually. and for the people who don’t know that it’s like rage bait-y

[@Tay-s8y]

I came to the comments to say this! It’s 1000% fetish content. It’s not as overt as some of the other ones where the camera man is talking more and they are making more mess with their hands, but it’s still fetish shit nonetheless 🙃

[@Beepbeepalex]

I should have listened to the trypophobia warning 😭😭😭

[@LeylaIsAnAstronaut]

ur user 😭

[@kitchencountess]

“just cos something fits in something doesn’t mean you put it in there.” looks like someone never experienced the ‘if i fits i sits’ cat epidemic

[@korin9673]

i love when he changes the title of the video. the notification was just “ItalianBach egg m&ms”

[@kylakittycute195]

1:20 “Chicken Period😏”

[@CharloMayy-yc1ul]

Hitting the griddy while watching this rn

[@April-Levy]

i’m witteraly hitting the gwiddy 🤓👆🏼

[@kei28285]

this comment is the truth

[@sven3316]

And I'm whipping People

[@2sigma_2handl]

personally im hitting.. my newborn son. we are not the same.

[@denemorgan-kanu8624]

"I feel violated actually....and I did it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@julietj3110]

“uh ma’am that’s yogurt! 🤓” LOL my fave part

[@RPGLover87]

I think you'll find that was actually Unicorn bone marrow. Everyone knows that unicorns menstruate glitter. Also "Meat sauce" is the grossest possible way to describe bolognaise.

[@newdecades]

GIVE US ANOTHER LOVE ISLAND VIDEO OR ELSE YOU WILL FIND THE EGGS M&M MIXTURE UNDER YOUR BED

[@alessiagatti590]

Yes!! And more random games videos

[@laciijane]

i wont even lie that half flip was well impressive, im proud

[@whoishayleyjanesmith]

the intros just keep getting better and better

[@pumkitdrawz]

i was trying to like your comment and i accidentally clicked on your profile and it reset my video progress that's not cool

[@starboyparks]

ive been sick for ages now, bach videos are the only thing keeping me sane

[@yasminehadd-]

not so sure they are keeping you sane

[@LordGreninjack]

Yooo I’m sick too!!! Get well soon bro 😭

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

They may be the cause of your sickness…

[@cassidieepaigee]

Bach, imagine if she just said, "I just cooked this beef with my own shit." Imagine how funny that'd be 🤣💀

[@hannahdykins3161]

“Thank you for another post lord Bach” We all giggle in unison

[@sarash8002]

Arthur is allergic to peanuts and Bach is allergic to pickcheas

[@Previouslyfr4z3i]

17:38 How did bro just casually not know he could do a backflip? 😭

[@M2RK-hs9sf]

I LOVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES

[@M1dN4ght]

"red onion here because I need to have that wis my palad."

[@harnuskova]

3:53 don't stop

[@001lichi]

"menstrual cycle" we all say in unison

[@Ur_fav_brunette913]

Not him screaming “egg” in complete terror

[@we_areall_heroes]

bro has been the only person making me laugh since like forever but i think my humour is just dead

[@chrishellevaughan4683]

I just wanted to say thank you. I recently came across your account and ever since it’s been a big help. Right now i’m going through a break up of 6 years and it’s been so hard but your videos just comfort me in this time.

[@Irishtweedle]

Gotta love the iconic intro’s, always make my day

[@Arewereallyhere]

From someone with severe OCD and has trypophobia, thank you so much for that warning and the updates during that one part. It definitely saved my night from being ruined. People love to joke about it, but once I see something that triggers it for me, it takes an extremely long time for that image to stop replaying in my head, and it’s quite upsetting. I don’t get mad at the people who don’t put warnings, I just really appreciate the ones that do.

[@animationtimez.5217]

I have stomach problems constantly for no reason and videos about bad cooking are painful for me to deal with but I still love them T_T

[@mercskoo]

"more kay's cooking please" we all say in unison

[@siennalabombarda6944]

isaac im dying i had to quickly pause the video coz i was drinking water and u made me laugh and nearly spit it out

[@April-Levy]

“ much appreciated lord bach i thoroughly enjoyed watching this tremendous video of yours” we all say in unison

[@CharloMayy-yc1ul]

This is so real preach

[@kei28285]

thank you lord bach🙏

[@rebeccathibodeau386]

I actually do have IBS so thanks for the recognition king UPDATE: my pants have been shat.

[@cryingontheinsideandout]

"you start off with chicken period. yeah i went there." his facial expression KILLED ME

[@Whitemocha-eg]

When he started doggin on trypophobia I lost it 😭

[@lils6065]

bach summoned my eggs with this

[@maddisonabrahams694]

how have i only just found this absolute beast of a man

[@ThisIsAutumnAlex]

Thank you for the offer of poopy pants, but on this occasion, I will have to politely decline.

[@elle.alexadr]

9:37 those are CLEARLY baby plum tomatoes, tf you talking about “cherry tomatoes”

[@cappecat_]

woah we got the tomato teacher over here /lh

[@coconutxoxo8717]

We love you bachy 🥺 I can’t even type that with a straight face

[@rivmrbean]

The maccaroni looked like the fairy gardens I used to make when I was younger, but a little bit more cheese

[@hitherehumans3400]

“Crunchy elbow” at 8:06 is crazy. I thought i was the only person with crunchy elbow

[@makelahill4294]

The way she keeps the food in her mouth while explaining how good it is, makes it seem like it's actually not good

[@T1sha_MyBeloved]

ALFREDO WITH MEAT SAUCE IS A CRIME 😭😭

[@Unknwnownow]

that last recipe would make a lactose tolerant person intolerant

[@ewnot.sophie]

9:06 IM CRYINGGG

[@soupsinen]

these food tiktoks always make me paranoid because i can never tell if its fetish content

[@felix7819]

this video widderly made my day

[@babysquish5554]

"0O0 WHAT HAVE I DONE......EGGGGG!" 100% watched that more than once lol

[@maddogdogo2178]

these videos are the best parts of my week

[@Paintedfawn]

MENSTRUAL CYCLE GANG

[@flowerhead1095]

"EGG!" we all yell in unison 🙏 praise bach

[@tbridge007]

0:50 perfect rick grimes impression

[@Brook1911]

“Pick cheese” 😂😂😂😂

[@ClemLanz-x6r]

i think bach is hiding someone under his duvet

[@giacinema]

"I'd shit myself on purpose just to prove a point if I was given this" killed me 😭😂💀

[@thestorysokat]

“I’d shit myself on purpose just to prove a point if I was given this” is wild 😂😭

[@phoenix1310]

0:49 me too bro me too

[@jakethompson2156]

5:22 i need to stop watching batch when my mam can hear my tv and phone

[@wahoo_o]

"were gonna start of two eggs *puts on m&ms" 911 THIS PERSON 😰

[@leduckie909]

Title name: do not eat Bach: mmmm I’d eat that to be honest. Looks good.

[@isaacwingfield762]

Ngl man, I've been watching you every night since my fiancé went to camp America (as a lifeguard). I miss her man, but your videos help me from feeling too lonely.

[@SamMau]

id like to request more cooking stuffs in a playlist and just binge bach

[@charchar12111]

“Thank you alpha bach for the upload” we all say in unison 🤑

[@dancingqueen1492]

My sister made mac n cheese with five pounds of cheese one time

[@bwillow1615]

Love watching Bach when I’m widderally on my menstrual cycle right now

[@erinroselewis]

gotta love watching an italian bach video whilst playing lego harry potter fr fr

[@Catsandcamera]

I don't like cheese anyway, but that mac 'n' cheese looks absolutely revolting

[@maggiehearts3379]

13:40 I’m crying so funny😂😂

[@lexi_-_-_-_-]

They way he went “EGG” scared the livin daylight out of me

[@reinerfungus]

“unicorn menstrual cycle” is so me

[@josie3255]

Chicken period might actually be the craziest thing I’ve heard bach say

[@samaraisnt]

that’s what it is tho a lot of people stupidly think the eggs are babies but they’re unfertilized eggs like we have periods and release eggs…i thought they were babies when i was a kid tho. lol

[@zararose31.]

we appreciate you king bach 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@888eves]

loving the new video quality bach

[@itookthetardis2liveaid]

0:50 he deadass sounded like Rick grimes lmao

[@leeroyshouse]

I’ts no longer safe to eat my dinner when I watch Bach videos 😔