Italy Slander

This video is in a totally joking tone, you do not intend to insult any Italian with this video

[@CristianMarchese]

Edit: HOLY SH*T 500K VIEWS, my mom would be proud Also, for all those who ask me and have asked me to do a slander on another country like China or Iran I'm sorry to tell you that I will not do other Slanders that do not involve other nations other than Italy, not because I'm an as*hole, but because I don't know other countries very well unlike my homeland and rather than doing a crap I prefer not to make them, I will not do other slanders who do not invole Italy

[@sparusau4108]

Però però sui sardi potevi fare molto di più...

[@CristianMarchese]

@@sparusau4108 Purtroppo l'unica persona sarda che conosco non era disponibile quindi mi sono dovuto arrangiare

[@TheProxyd]

ma la valle d'aosta è bella 😭

[@emanuelmatei8524]

Secondo me per i napoletani è più: Quando dici che la pizza non è nata a Napoli ma in America.

[@CristianMarchese]

@@emanuelmatei8524 solo un americano sarebbe così stupido

[@alyssad990]

You forgot the 3rd generation Italian Americans explaining how they are a better expert on Italy than Italians living in Italy themselves

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

WE ARE. Jk. We just want you to understand that “Italian American” is its own, very distinct diaspora. Distinct enough to have its own culture and recognition. Obviously there’s still influence from Italy itself but yeah it’s different.

[@Cam-im8io]

@@Ryan-cb1ei just say italian you stogotz.

[@gatorade1968]

You forgot the Italian who is so obsessed with the USA he can’t watch a video without mentioning the USA

[@JS2123-m9x]

@@Ryan-cb1ei dude you are breed from people that couldn’t understand the difference from a peperone and a salame lmao not even jk

[@dame9187]

Italian Americans trying not to mention they are part Italian for the 467th time:

[@MrFichstar]

These videos of slander of different countries, are actually really interesting even if you're not from the country. Gives you a little insight into the relations within the country.

[@CristianMarchese]

Yep, pretty much

[@ThirdDimensionalBeing]

This is basically what I've always been hoping for as a geography nerd. Each place has their own unique thing going on.

[@fredricknoe3114]

Racism truly does unite humanity.

[@CristianMarchese]

@@fredricknoe3114 Bro It's not racism, they are streotype or fact of other Italian region

[@gabrieled.r427]

As an Italian I can say that they are all true. Also it's Molisn't and not Molise the right way to call that empty space.

[@coolmanab_42069]

San Marino and Vatican City citizens when they get told they’re Italian: 😡😡😡

[@jc317]

Maybe just san marinesi

[@jc317]

Most vatican city citizens are Romans that work for the church and live in Vatican City or foreigners that work for the church.

[@hhhhjtbdlh1982]

I live 2km far San marino and i m going annez it

[@poyut]

@@hhhhjtbdlh1982wanna annex it together

[@hhhhjtbdlh1982]

@@poyut why no ?

[@Spitfire__1944]

As a non Italian, this makes no sense to me but is still funny

[@Imdisappointed]

milan is one of the most expensive city probably in europe neapolitans are very proud being from naples and there is also a bad image of the city in italy piedmont is the north-western part of italy and the only citu there who has more than 200 000 inhabitants is turin Bologna, home of the most ancient universities in europe, is famous for being left-wing due to the middle ages' past, tuscan cities were often at war one with another sardinia is an island in the middle of the mediterranean who also is an italian region where for centuries sheep breeding was the backbone of all socioeconomic relations abruzzo is where l'aquila is, the city that has neen destroyed by an earthquake in 2008 all the north-eastern part of italy has a reputation for being aplace where people drink a lot .....just ask😜

[@nathanwaterser8218]

@@Imdisappointed May I ask why hate Aosta valley?

[@cxaxuxluth6286]

@@nathanwaterser8218 they're french ...

[@JiafeiProducts6969]

@@cxaxuxluth6286 even Savoia and nice are italiana but France still has them :/

[@MiScusi69]

@Jacopo Piazzardi Abruzzo is generally susceptible to earthquakes, and there are lots of other cities in it that have been devastated due to them.

[@leonardosantoni9341]

As a Roman, I can absolutely confirm the roman one. When finding out that americans put peas in Carbonara, I had a heart attack

[@bebsss]

ma davero?

[@Thecounselor06]

They put FUCKING WHAT?!

[@Momo_Kawashima]

@@davidebic "Carbonara (Italian: [karboˈnaːra]) is an Italian pasta dish from Rome[1][2] made with eggs, hard cheese, cured pork, and black pepper. The dish arrived at its modern form, with its current name, in the middle of the 20th century.[3]" You ain't just a clown, you're the entire freakin circus

[@plg-bb3zo]

@@bebsss fra lo giuro, all'incirca 3 anni fa nell'agosto del 2019 sono andato a San Francisco a trovare i miei parenti che abitano lì, siamo arrivati lì per le sette di sera e quindi abbiamo cenato subito. Per cena (visto che eravamo italiani e volevano darci il benvenuto) hanno fatto la pasta alla carbonara, però ci hanno aggiunto la panna che di solito si aggiunge nei tortellini non so se hai idea, fatto sta' che appena l'ho visto avevo paura di mangiarlo. Ovviamente l'ho mangiato da buon ospite e non era neanche male ma si sentiva che gli ingredienti erano scadenti, in ogni caso, mai più carbonara con la panna. [Now I'll say it in english because KZbin traducer is wacky and if someone actually wants to read this he doesn't have to traduce it] Around 3 years ago in the august of 2019 i went to San Francisco to meet up with my American parents that live there, we arrived at their house around 7PM so we had dinner when we arrived. For dinner they made us pasta alla carbonara (since we are Italian and for a good welcoming), but, they put cream in the pasta. At first i was scared to eat but obliviously i did because of good manners, and it wasn't even as bad as i imagined but i can't say the same for ingredients, they had poor quality.

[@mattiascaccabarozzi]

@@davidebic not really: carbonara was created by an italian chef that was working with the Allies during WW2 in the liberated Rome: he was given the task to prepare an adequate dish for a supper where the 8th british division and the 4th american division in italy were dining, so he used american rations as ingredients and served it to the officiers, which appreciated. So yeah, og ingredients are american, but the chef (and alas, the dish) is ITALIAN. Period.

[@soullessraptor6155]

As an Apulian, I can confirm that the Apulia one is accurate. Also, the carbonara one is true for the whole Country

[@CristianMarchese]

Yeah

[@Willowreviewss]

Io sono di bari

[@zacdambracio6411]

@@Willowreviewss Sud d'italia

[@hydrophobicmilesedgeworth2773]

As a roman I can confirm the carbonara one is true

[@luigi1606]

@@Willowreviewss anchio

[@CTCAgent]

As an American whose never been to Italy I can confirm this is accurate

[@luigip.1892]

as an Italian, I cook-a the pasta

[@davideriva435]

Wtf?

[@giuliopatruno7849]

Sepposplaining TM

[@alejandrop.s.3942]

Whose?

[@genokugel]

Who asked though

[@valerioborghese2916]

1:31 People from Sardinia in Italy, Welsh in UK, La Mancha in Spain, Corsica in France and the whole of Ireland, share the same slander. They should establish an international community.

[@pierodepaola4488]

fun fact: willy, the welsh gardener of the Simpsons, was dubbed in Italian with the Sardinian dialect pretty much because of this "similarity" between Sardinians and welsh people.

[@radamanteap723]

Willy è scozzese, però, non gallese

[@pierodepaola4488]

@@radamanteap723 oh shit

[@bluecaptainIT]

@That clone trooper in the back on the high ground Yeah, no.

[@patrickhector]

New Zealand as well- they came up with a new use for sheep recently. Wool.

[@starstencahl8985]

I love this format, because it gives you a great inside view of what happens in a country and how they themselves perceive their regions and characteristic

[@CristianMarchese]

Yep, pretty much

[@artu262]

@AP AP We hate Florence too don't worry. Signed,a guy from Pisa ahahaha

[@italian-lad]

It's not so accurate, i'm italian and there aren't separatist movements or rumors from südtyrol, Venetians aren't alcholics and Aosta Valley is famous for it's mountains.

[@kixakii436]

@@italian-lad bro it's a meme, stop ruining the mood

[@rebeccatrivelloni9903]

@@italian-lad waitttt. Venetians aren't alcholist, true, but only because we have alcool instead of Blood. We drink. A lot.

[@Aurea_Astrae]

L'Abruzzo mi ha fatto ridere talmente tanto che i muri hanno iniziato a tremare

[@CristianMarchese]

Tu il cuore te lo sei meritato

[@leburrito8678]

Italians when a french tourist starts speaking french :

[@maryfreegirl2029]

We are beating the sht out of them

[@Cam-im8io]

You slap them

[@jeandeville807]

American tourists in Italy: speaking spanish.😶

[@radiatingsunray]

real

[@CristianMarchese]

@@jeandeville807 you don't have idea the times they start speaking spanish to me while i was speaking italian on discord . . .

[@cami3283]

As a fellow Venetian, I agree on the venetian one.

[@nemicofitid3617]

E daje solo un’altro goccetto di grappa

[@pepitosbazzeguti1073]

Ghe sboro

[@giovannivoltolina9968]

E quello solo prima dello spritz!

[@giacomoolivieri2156]

Eh sì anche a Verona ahahahh

[@danielemaggio6999]

As a fellow Sicilian who lives in Veneto fra non capirò mai come fate a bere così tanto

[@ramiroseltzer5278]

As an Argentinian without Italian ascendency, I can confirm Molise is 100% accurate

[@yeetjones927]

The entirely of Argentina is basically Molise

[@tommasof474]

The joke is that Molise actually doesnt exist because there is nothing relevant there. It is not about the morphology of the region.

[@CristianMarchese]

@@tommasof474 e non dimenticare che il loro capoluogo è Campobasso

[@fra3296]

@@CristianMarchese Campobasso? Cos'è, un dessert?

[@MrMarki134]

@@CristianMarchese ho fatto il mio erasmus a campobasso... Non è la mia mossa migliore

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

For Molise, I would have shown just a black, silent screen, because we Italians joke about the fact that "Il Molise non esiste" ("Molise does not exist", owing to the fact that Molise is the newest Italian region, being formed only in 1963 after separating from the Abruzzo, and that it is not a particularly eventful region). Apart from that, this video is 100% spot on! Complimenti!!👏👏👏

[@jecko980]

Io pensavo venisse dal TGMario di Maccio Capatonda, dove c'era il sole in tutta Italia, tranne in Molise... Purtroppo nessuno aveva notizie del Molise

[@chaos4395]

he is italian too, you don't need to tell him lmao

[@CristianMarchese]

@@chaos4395 già infatti

[@jakimoretti7771]

"it is not particularly eventful" eufemismo dell'anno

[@OniGarro]

Molise? The legendary Italian region of whose existence everyone knew but no one ever mentioned or remembered?? -quote (translated)

[@ginomontella9429]

Neapolitans when you don't think maradona is the best player ever

[@mrsclio4752]

Oh, don't be so rude to Calabrians! They are very polite, nice and hospital people, you know! Last time I visited them they started giving me all their bananas and coconuts, so sweet 🥰🥰

[@kk_imnotjesus2997]

💀😭😭😭😭

[@SilencedButNotForgotten]

💀💀💀

[@Jedanaste]

hahaha nailed it!

[@mikedev69]

monke

[@matt04eldorado76]

Because they are monkeys

[@gabri4818]

as a man from milan i can say that with that amount of money you can just buy maybe your dinner

[@CristianMarchese]

we compare

[@gabri4818]

@@CristianMarchese we compare

[@edf10082]

Si fattura

[@gabri4818]

@@edf10082 si figa

[@iKiwed]

Maybe. Sometimes not even that.

[@Dafoodmaster]

you can literally look up any of these places and google maps just gives you endless photos of beautiful nature and old architecture lmao

[@compa6251]

Italy: we hate our f*cking country, but we also love it

[@creeproot]

welcome to italy you are just seeing the tip of the iceberg :))

[@sadecemuzik1699]

@@creeproot really? why do you say that

[@byfrax2371]

people from potenza having quadruplets for the 10th time

[@alessioposa5938]

there is no such thing as people in potenza

[@domenicobulzis4397]

u putenz è semb nu squadron

[@joe_ita]

averaggio Figliuolo momento essere tipo

[@VanjaNiko93]

As a Bolognese, the choice of a blu hair girl is absolutely accurate holy shiet

[@CristianMarchese]

È la prima clip che mi è venuta un mente per Bologna

[@antonellogiannuzzi6609]

Explanation: 1. South Tyrol is a region where German is the main language 2. Tuscany used to be divided into many little countries since the middle ages and there is still a big rivalry between the cities 3.Neapolitans are very difensive about their city, that is often joked about in a non positive way 4. One of the main products of Umbria region is chocolate 5. Emilia Romagna used the be one of the "red regions" (and still kinda is) and Bologna, its capital, is home to one of the main Italian university and famous for its students that are very leftist 6. Very easy, Genoese are considered the most stingy people in Italy 7. Drinking is an important part of Venetian culture 8. Don't particularly know 9. Friuli is seen as an extension of Veneto by many, but its people are proud of their culture (their language is one of the few regional language officially recognised) 10. Abruzzo is a very seismic region, and suffered many earthquakes in the last decades 11. I don't particularly know, Aosta Valley is the smallest region in Italy 12. Pretty easy to understand 13. Calabria is the poorest region in Italy and in recent year surfaced the meme of his inhabitants being monkeys 14. Apulia's main product is Olive oil, but in recent year a virus spread through Olive trees in the region 15. Sicilians have an internal conflict about the correct name of one of their main food, arancino/a 16. Once again it's food, Panna on carbonara is seen as a sin by romans 17. Marche aren't famous for many things, but they're home of one of the most important Italian poets, Giacomo Leopardi, famous for his depressed style 18. Sardinia has a lot of sheeps, and Sardinian fucking them is a meme in Italy 19. Trentino is one of the region where inhabitants are more blasphemous 20 & 21. Basilicata and Molise are two small and often insignificant regions

[@antonellogiannuzzi6609]

Sorry for any grammatical error

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Thank you very much! BTW Eurovision 2022 (song contest in Europe) was held in Turin.

[@erdenebilegb.379]

is there a reason why trentino is less religious? are they socialist?

[@apvtethic8818]

@@erdenebilegb.379 Is not less religious, they are actually more catholic than most regions, they just like to say blasphemies. In Italy a blasphemy is an imprecation against God or another religious thing, often times even believers say them because they are seen as normal imprecations

[@kk_imnotjesus2997]

In Abruzzo ci so nbotto di terremoti, o almeno il più famoso è avvenuta là

[@ilplolthereturn7525]

What 14-year-old female twitter users think Italy is like: *pizza, pasta, spaghetti, mafia, mamma mia* Italy irl:

[@darthluka0794]

the truth is that making a stereotype of Italy is too much inaccurate, its like making a stereotype of europe

[@kerart0-]

..beh.. c'è anche quello

[@selomaru]

u also have the jojo fans who watched/read part 5 and automatically think they know everything about how italy is

[@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463]

No this is just the average American

[@serenaso4669]

@@selomaru then they watch San Remo and realize they were right all along

[@ghostplays2766]

"Patroling the Molise almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

[@CristianMarchese]

You are not the First to Say this

[@ghostplays2766]

@@CristianMarchese Really? Sorry, I didn't notice any other comment saying this.

[@Garden-sz8jb]

As an Italian, I can confirm this is accurate. Us Venetians drink 37 shots per saturday night on average and it is a measurement (spsn, shottini per sabato notte) for how much we say blasphemies.

[@danmcman3480]

My dad was called a lot racist slurs for black people growing up. So I guess the calabrian one is true.

[@jecko980]

We also have our N-word! The T-word

[@jc317]

@@jecko980 I have been called that. But it’s not a racial slur It’s pretty much northern Italians making fun of southern Italians (I would’ve wrote this in Italian but I want everyone here to be able to read this)

[@inserisciunnome]

@@jecko980 you are talking about Terrone for the southerners and Polentone for notherners or something else entirely?

[@francescoalexgiacalone878]

​@@jc317 and southern Italians are proud of that word

[@SmashingCapital]

@@jc317 its a racial slur mate It follows the definiton of it

[@Walter_091]

As a Friulan I gotta say: “How can a Region be useless if it’s one of the five regions under a special statute? TAKE THAT VENETO”

[@jpmunzi6799]

È a statuto speciale perché è formata solo da bambini speciali (scherzo) (comunque in quanto umbro confermo che quella sull’umbria è vera)

[@Walter_091]

​@@jpmunzi6799 Aspettavo ansiosamente questa battuta ;) Sono disposto a barattare un po' della vostra deliziosa cioccolata con uno dei nostri vini più pregiati, accetta?

[@darklyberry]

Veneto is so jealous that it's trying to get the statuto speciale as well😂

[@jpmunzi6799]

@@Walter_091 accetto Ora Dammi il vino

[@Walter_091]

@@jpmunzi6799 Prima la cioccolata 🫵🏻

[@ShinfulChannel]

bravo mi ha fatto ridere specialmente quella sui calabresi

[@CristianMarchese]

Sono felice di saperlo

[@mythicguy57]

Sono calabr- intendo ho ho ho woo 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🐵🐵🐵🙉🙉🙊

[@claudiolotito342]

fammi indovinare, perchè sei calabrese

[@ShinfulChannel]

@@claudiolotito342 no 🙂

[@thiccupcake]

Barease

[@dekenlst]

As a Greek i can't help but love all of Italy, it's spectacular culture and the wonderful people. Every time I meet Italians we just can't stop laughing 🤣 Amazing people.

[@Marco_Leporatti]

[@swampraider3488]

@@Marco_Leporatti Mediterranean gang

[@thomas8823]

🇮🇹❤️🇬🇷

[@nfspbarrister5681]

.,..as long as you dont mentioned zeus or jupiter, or whom invented toga....or...ya know

[@swampraider3488]

@@nfspbarrister5681 Zeus and Jupiter comes from the same Indoeuropean form, "Dyeus pater". Do some research before spewing evil and try to divide us

[@mattiacadeddu3280]

Italiani che provano a spiegare perché Caporetto è italiano e non sloveno

[@That_Mazzini_Fan]

Caporetto è Etnicamente Italiano Culturalmente Italiano Parlano Italiano

[@zanmusic133]

Kobarid

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Patrolling the Molise almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[@ad_astra468]

Sicilians when it's 2060 and there's still no bridge over the strait of Messina:

[@xbenci]

I can't believe how accurate the Tuscany one is. I mean, I wouldn't have thought of putting that in but it's the most perfect thing you could have said

[@gammaray004]

As a person living in Lazio outside of Rome, I feel obliged to add the fact that we do react like the "Stop talking about Among Us" guy when we're all called Romans. Also, if anyone asks, the Maremma tends to have the same yellow tint as Mexico every summer. Everything is yellow.

[@danielemaggio6999]

As a person who don’t live neither in Lazio or Rome, ma Roma non comprende tutta la regione? Che altro c’è oltre alla città

[@gammaray004]

@@danielemaggio6999 Man mano che ti allontani scompare la civiltà. Per il nordovest (la zona che so dire io), gli ultimi baluardi di società sono Civitavecchia e Bracciano. Oltre, eccetto Viterbo, è terra di nessuno

[@tunderstorm2769]

@@danielemaggio6999 a lot of stuff, its a 400 km^2 region

[@danielemaggio6999]

@@tunderstorm2769 maybe you mean 400^2 km region... of Rome

[@tunderstorm2769]

@@danielemaggio6999 listen i dont know the measurements of the reagon but its filled wuth other towns and medieval abandoned stuff, now if you tell me that rome should be the name of the entire nation i will agree with you

[@GabeLily]

wrong, veneto man didn't say a blasphemy

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

Me an Afghan who lives and grew up in America and doesn’t understand a thing in the video: *haha so true lollll*

[@EddieZ3]

I'm venetian and it's so true that everybody drinks like a fish, I seem to be the only exception that I know about, I seem to be the only venetian to 100% dislike the taste of alcohol. Also, for all my italian compatriots, remember, il Molise non esiste.

[@CristianMarchese]

Guarda sono Milanese e astemio quindi posso capirti

[@matteospagnolo3732]

@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins that happens only in Vicenza

[@johnnymechavez429]

Sounds like Cato the elder after every speech in the senate "Carthago delenda est"

[@leonardoberni8298]

As a venetian... Yeah that's my breakfast every morning.

[@filippodella4755]

as citizen of trentino, thank you for separating us from Alto adige, che quei i'è magnacrauti diocan

[@CristianMarchese]

Essendo che vado ogni anno in vacanza in Trentino (ormai sono 16 anni) conosco bene la sensazione di essere fuso a dei tedeschi

[@filippodella4755]

@@CristianMarchese man of culture

[@thephysicistcuber175]

1:12 it's not just Sicily. It's an ongoing civil war in the entire country.

[@nbewarwe]

As an American who's never been to Italy and who's entire knowledge of Italy stems from ww2 memes and songs that are inaccurately associated with spaghetti, I can confirm this is probably accurate

[@mny0208]

@@ron2112 but it is

[@francesco8572]

most cultured american be like:

[@MrJack9325]

So you don't even know that your continent was discovered by an Italian and that your name is "America" ​​thanks to "Amerigo Vespucci" who was another Italian And I guess you don't even know that practically half of the most famous actors you have and singers of the past have Italian origins. Great Americans, really great ...

[@nbewarwe]

@@MrJack9325 Of course not. I was taught that Colombus was a Spanish-made cheeseburger who found his way to the new world and taught the natives how to read, which was so shocking to them that they died from small pox as a result. And we learn that the continents were named after our country and not after an old cartographer, as our country is the best. But we know about the celebs. We just don't care that they're Italian since most only play that up for marketing and they don't actually represent anything about Italy itself.

[@MrJack9325]

@@nbewarwe So you know nothing about Roman Empire, Leonardo Da Vinci, Galileo Galilei, Michelangelo, Dante... dude you've missed 3-4 years at the school. Ok

[@mariodimarzo1920]

the neapolitan one hit a bit close to home

[@chaos4395]

Si vede che per la creazione di questo video sono state fatte ricerche approfondite, ottimo lavoro Cristian!

[@CristianMarchese]

Infatti sono andato a chiedere a ogni persona che conoscevo che non fosse della mia regione quindi: Un siciliano Un Udinese Un Piemontese Un Pugliese Un Veneto Un Toscano E un Milanese (io)

[@thattommino8982]

As a Tuscan, I can confirm that the Tuscany one is true, especially if you mention Pisa

[@krenw970]

Pisa merda sempre

[@masterfr3ddy022]

Pisa vituperio delle genti

[@oneitalian6747]

Fra, io che sono metà pisano e metà livornese sono l'anticristo?

[@thattommino8982]

@@oneitalian6747 in poche parole, abbestia

[@oneitalian6747]

@@thattommino8982 Deh bimbo hai ragione

[@valerioleotta8705]

As a "siciliano" our slander is accurate, great choice

[@ilburrito0059]

Arancina best right?

[@ilburrito0059]

@P E 2 R O 🤣🤣

[@ISnortUranium]

@@ilburrito0059 no fra

[@iiclydez2367]

@@ilburrito0059 arancino, clearly

[@riccardomorgagni5181]

Why blasphemy dominance is held by Trentino's people? The Italian meme is about Veneto's inhabitants.

[@jimmymfs4314]

Wow this is the most accurate meme i've seen holy shit

[@CristianMarchese]

Thanks

[@dreqxz4490]

As an Italian, I laughed very hard at this! 😂😂😂

[@just_violet]

I'm Italian (to be more accurate I'm Neapolitan) and I can confirm this is 100% accurate, except for the last one since Molise doesn't exsist🥶

[@wigosas]

Fantastico, ne mancavano di video del genere sull'Italia Nel caso avrei detto per il Trentino: quando il resto d'Italia pensa che tu sia austriaco😭

[@CristianMarchese]

1° di video così sull'Italia ce ne sono un po' 2° no

[@wigosas]

@@CristianMarchese mi ritiro umiliato allora

[@CristianMarchese]

@@wigosas *maschio sconfitto si ritira*

[@milkywaystarmoon]

Io che sono trentina e avrei detto la stessa cosa 🥲

[@tirolerfighter.9144]

Do the rest of Italy really think trentins are like we tyromeans lmao

[@villager5611]

Im from Sardinia and personally i prefer women then sheeps

[@corri0]

Impossible

[@Marco_Leporatti]

@@corri0 :D lmao

[@oqo3310]

As a french with 0 links to italy and who's only visited Venise and Rome I can certify this as 100 % accurate. More seriously, love from France.

[@alessandro7805]

I will add Genoese when a bridge on which they pass doesnt fall

[@CristianMarchese]

Oof

[@pietrosb4542]

For the non italians: Molise is basically Italy's Ohio

[@BDCTheSloth90]

I would have said Delaware tbh

[@johanliebert6859]

We're not Japanese either

[@asimov9250]

Nah, it's Wyoming

[@Emaxmagnus]

honestly friuli's should be "when friulians remember theyre not Austria"

[@ShatteringKatana]

When people from Trieste are reminded they could have stayed annexed to Austria (they regret joining Italy) When people from Trieste get called "Friulians" instead of "Julian"

[@gabrieleriva_bboykappside]

Also romans when someone puts something slightly resembling guanciale but still not guanciale

[@Guy9104]

0:25 As a Bolognese, I confirm

[@_ITALUKE_]

per Molise hai preso una foto di Fallout New Vegas vero? Vedo le montagne russe di Primm

[@CristianMarchese]

Esattamente, mio amico acculturato

[@emanuele7800]

WE HAVE NOVARA, VERCELLI, ALESSANDRIA, CUNEO But yes, Turin is the only one that someone knows

[@gabrielemontalbano2675]

MA BIELLA, ASTI E L'IMPORTANTISSIMA VERBANIA NON LE NOMINI Cioè, se proprio vogliamo nominare tutte le città piemontesi includiamo anche quelle che confermano senza dubbio che Torino è l'unica che conti qualcosa

[@emanuele7800]

@@gabrielemontalbano2675 appunto ahahahhaha

[@CristianMarchese]

Ragazzi, era una battuta

[@crysomlm4642]

Bring half Italian, the Sicily one feels too relatable

[@partydj2036]

Questo format è perfetto per l'Italia, hai azzeccato tutto, geniale! This format is perfect for Italy, you got all right, genius!

[@mattd7927]

My grandma is from Molise and is very proud of it, so I’m gonna go show this video to her to shut her up

[@WorkInProgressX]

It’s a fact that someone from Tuscany can’t mention another city without pairing it with “merda”.

[@nemosinparis]

The Calabrian monkey was a bit too relatable

[@prodbytarantino]

These leave me cracking tf up everytime

[@inserisciunnome]

Id add also "Lazio citizens watching every other region kill each other but utterly forget Lazio exists (other than for Rome)"

[@serenaso4669]

Am i the only Emilian guy that feels left out because our region's obsession with pork was not adressed?

[@EnoElbikaMahodim]

As an Indonesian whose never been to Italy I just wanna say Ciao, Grazie

[@bmvtbw7896]

As Italian i can see that a lot of people from other countries are watching this video, so I should say a thing: in Umbria we've sausages too

[@CristianMarchese]

NO WAY.

[@mateoportas4121]

As a Spanish man who have never been to Italy, I can confirm this as based.

[@aspielm759]

South Tyrol shouldn’t even be featured since everyone knows it’s secretly still Austrian

[@chasechiamulera7704]

Secretly?

[@theodoris]

As a Piedmontese I can confirm that Turin is the only city of significance in Piedmont

[@ilviandante2040]

Is Novara relevant at all ?

[@CristianMarchese]

@@ilviandante2040 kind of

[@Alexto1301]

As a Piedmontese I can also confirm that Turin is the only important city

[@Bimmer_98]

Let's not forget the most important piedmontese town of all: Domodossola, since without it us Italians would not have the letter D, true and only typical product of that town

[@hotfocaccia6070]

Am also piedmontese and I can confirm

[@ew1498]

THE SARDINIAN ONE. MAN THAT WAS FOUL

[@andreaandre5825]

Friulans when you are from Trieste: 0:47

[@RajivKumar-ri1zk]

As someone who lived in Italy for the past 2 decades some of this are really gold

[@EmanueleX]

As a Calabrian i can confirm we are all backwards of 4 million years in evolution

[@TaikoIsReal1273]

As someone from Calabria I can absolutely agree with all of these memes. Thank you for making me chuckle and wheeze in public, made my day.

[@danielemaggio6999]

As someone from Sicily who’s trying to speak with someone from Calabria: UUUH UUUH UGA UGA 🐒🦧🦍🍌🍌🍌

[@TaikoIsReal1273]

ooga booga 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

[@Revolver.Otacon]

Geez, the one about tuscany is scary. Scary cuz is real, im from tuscany and i can confirm. Im actually from Livorno and there is something like a feud (or actually a verbal fight) between Livorno and Pisa (the one city with the strange tower). Its a really interesting story indeed

[@paololapidario2467]

as a tuscan i can confirm that we hate the other cities bordering ours

[@BuffoFesss]

"L'arancino è masculo" - My sicilian friend's dad.

[@Andres-uw8qc]

As a fellow venetian, I can assure you that our depiction is 100% accurate.

[@Karnam0]

as an american of italian decent, this is definitely probably maybe true i think.

[@CristianMarchese]

As an italian of Italian decent, this Is true

[@IValueYourOpinionAsAirInPoop]

As an Italian,born in Italy , of Italian decent I can definitely say "You can't call yourself italian for blood but for culture. If you are something-Italian then you are not Italian. Being Italian means to abandon every other. It's like taking vows"

[@Karnam0]

@Francesco De Marco dang that’s hardcore

[@CorvusLeukos]

@@IValueYourOpinionAsAirInPoop we don't care though, we'll say we're Italians and you have to accept it because we're not going to change the way we think for you guys. If you don't like us it's ok, I mean you even hate each other so it makes sense.

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

@@IValueYourOpinionAsAirInPoop You obviously don’t understand the significance of the Italian American diaspora. We’re not claiming we’re “Italian,” though obviously there IS some influence there. So maybe… you understand us just as much (or as little) as we understand you

[@gianlucianobonisolo7879]

If you can remember only one thing from this video just remember that Molise doesn't exist

[@gianlucianobonisolo7879]

Average Piedmontese when they tell him that Rome is the Capital City: 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[@vds4327]

Lmao, as an Italian you made me die, love u ❤️

[@ThatHandsomeGuy647]

As an actual Italian, I confirm that all of these are accurate

[@enzoguy6856]

video più perciso del secolo, la parte sulla sardegna mi ha fatto morire

[@markusz4447]

Me, a Southtyrolean, can confirm this

[@jozegrd4123]

Furlans when you say friulian is a dialect and not a language: 🔪🔪🔪

[@antusFireNova]

Povero Molise

[@trollbi-wankenobi5913]

Bravissimo, non vedo l'ora di vedere il prossimo

[@CristianMarchese]

D'ora in poi penso che mi concentrerà di più su un altro tipo di contenuto più tosto che solo meme

[@lukebarbiere3494]

I'm from Genova and i can confirm that the one about the genoese is 100% accurate

[@redgit9905]

The disrespect to Molise by stopping the background music tho lol

[@corvanj8766]

Nonexistent people in molise: *_"...almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"_*

[@Danix8gameon_ita]

Stavo aspettando questo video da tanto tempo

[@Q1nt0]

Can't believe that there is an image of Molise, that must be a render of legends...

[@slendyadventures9A-91]

Molise be like: Fallout New Vegas

[@mythicguy57]

Molise is Italy's Wyoming

[@CristianMarchese]

@@mythicguy57 Molise Is Italy's Ohio

[@mythicguy57]

@@CristianMarchese ma il Molise non esiste, che stiamo dicendo?

[@glipheo]

@@mythicguy57 Il Wyoming è vuoto ma si può constatarne l'esistenza, invece l'Ohio non esiste

[@CristianMarchese]

@@glipheo non dimenticare che il Wyoming è lo stato RETTANGOLO

[@pelmeni_va]

South Tyroleans explaining why they should be Austrian and not Italian. I don't think there needs to be an explanation, it's being something that's not Italian.

[@conkeed5799]

Their is actually just populist propaganda and pub talk. They know they have immense tax breaks and economic incentives that the rest or the country can’t even dream of so they are very happy to be Italian. If they would become Austrian they would lose almost everything they have overnight

[@pelmeni_va]

@@conkeed5799 there would be advantages of joining Austria, surely? Almost complete independence and neutrality from any stupidity and war, better institutions and communications with other German speakers, etc.

[@conkeed5799]

@@pelmeni_va yes at the cost of having to pay actual fair share of taxes and no more free billions from the government for tourism. Do you think they are really impacted by the war? Or do you think that better institutions would be better than bad institutions that only care about making them rich in order to maintain their support? And communication of what, they already speak Austrian between themselves I don’t get what you mean

[@CristianMarchese]

PLS don't get political

[@conkeed5799]

@@CristianMarchese I’m just chilling while sipping a spritz in Trento. It’s basically pub talk

[@matteoruzzon7356]

Da Trentino DOC come i nostri vini, posso assicurare che Alto Adige è stato rappresentato alla perfezione, noi trentini secondo me potevamo avere una base meme migliore. Ma posso confermare che tutte sono 100% corrette, soprattutto i Genovesi e i Napoletani. Ottimo video, continua così che mi fai spaccare dalle risate.🤙🏻

[@giulio8320]

Da trentino non ho capito il meme su di noi. Me lo spiegheresti?

[@nintonintendo1]

Italians explode when they see people in other countries eating pasta with KETCHUP