Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South

[@FH_83_02]

Thanks Tom. I've already had to buy this book and Brendas Beaver Needs A Barber because my friend loves your videos 😂. I agree with her.

[@iTomFoolery]

Thank you, that's so nice to hear. Glad you bought the books as well, they're a wonderful collection to have.

[@tg28425]

@@iTomFoolery my cousin ask me to read her a bedtime story, should I?

[@Marzimus]

Spank is a very helpful monkey- perhaps you could have a go!

[@mackmoore9174]

@@iTomFoolery where can i buy this book? its not on amazon?

[@iTomFoolery]

@@mackmoore9174 link in description :)

[@ricbarnes6272]

Is lucy by any chance a lesbiosaurus .. just asking, not that there is anything wrong with it you know.

[@boop9173]

That should be a dinosaur for real

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

@@boop9173 There is some fossil evedence of homosexual therozinosaurus

[@boop9173]

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 Now _that's_ cool

[@meowmreowmeow]

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 YOOOOO

[@maxdino26]

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 not really surprising as homosexuality in nature can be common

[@OreoSmithOfficial]

Deaf people: aw, this is a cute book Blind people: *W H A T*

[@scaramochii.]

especially at 1:18 and 2:50 blind people would think *WHAT THE FU-*

[@yehomi]

Mute people : **trying to say smth**

[@eeee-et4vw]

yes because deaf people cant read

[@zasproductions9258]

@@eeee-et4vw no, deaf people just can’t hear the reader and only can see the inside of the book

[@light_fos]

@@zasproductions9258 there is no difference between what a normal person will LISTEN and what a deaf person will READ from the book.

[@christopherbonczewski6458]

The double entendre and sexual innuendos are freaking hilarious had me splitting a side

[@jameswadsworth7960]

A lickalotopuss is the scientific term for a lesbian dinosaur.

[@HOLLYDolly29-9-24]

Oh right ok then that's something I have learned Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CodeInkDH]

well that's an image I'm never getting out of my head

[@carpballet]

No it’s not

[@BM205]

Thanks! After laughing with my wife watching this I know what I'll be having for supper!

[@wayneworley1293]

Tacos?😛

[@BM205]

@@wayneworley1293 wonderfully aged hairless fish tacos (hold the cheese of course) with a light aroma, a great taste with a creamy filling. Since day 1 I never get tired of this dish😁

[@70blue63]

@@BM205 does she get a BIG MAC WITH CHEESE?

[@BM205]

@@70blue63 😁no cheese! Extra special sauce!

[@70blue63]

@@BM205 😂 and lots of pickle

[@toddreynolds8875]

Just wonderful. Who doesn't like tacos

[@nelsonmcatee3721]

I love tacos too. I used to ask my wife to feed me an African taco.

[@mikem3695]

...or bearded clams?

[@zero1zerolast393]

Hmm, I suppose gay men don't like tacos

[@yummycat2563]

Gay people doesn't like tacos and asexuals

[@robertcorbell1006]

Those who would rather have a corndog.

[@simonwilson1237]

This is the tlme when adults turn in to children😂😂

[@sagittariusque8932]

😂😂

[@KillerBebe]

I do enjoy a Swedish tart, I find them fresh and tasty.

[@bluvida]

Just remember when you eat, do not be to hasty

[@DansuB4nsu03]

@@bluvida, might I add, those pastries do seem rather blunt... But I'll just try to shove them down to not act like a chump.

[@robertcorbell1006]

I'm also a fan of the accented and pasty.

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

Not a Swedish tart, but a Sweedish tart - so much more edible!

[@mtsflorida]

I prefer the swedish sauted from a jacuzzi.

[@Jane.Harlekin]

Lucy's such a lesbian icon

[@jackuzi8252]

I'm guessing Marty brought along some toys to play with while housesitting for Lucy.

[@jeromedavid7944]

One of the classier completely inane suppliers of a complete waste of time material I enjoy every time I see a new one. Got future classic written all over it. Thanks!

[@spicybicy6667]

Lucy Lickalotopus has lowkey cute design, I wish there was a real book series called Lucy Lickalotapus. It could just be her going to they gayest parts of the world, making friends and cooking with cute girls who she sometimes dates or hooks up with. She finally finds a girlfriend and they open up a bakery. But hey, that's probably just my high mind talking.

[@kaiyotee2475]

I love it

[@CombineWatermelon]

nah that's a stupid idea

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Yes, who doesn't want to read a book about a pink dinosaur hooking up with human women.

[@robertcorbell1006]

Maybe she ultimately ends up in an open marriage with Muffin Lady and they have fun buttering the muffins of all interested women and girls who showed up for a snack. Happily ever after in the sexy California bakery and loft apartment combo.

[@clearwaterrevival1984]

kinky

[@mikem3695]

I want to know how Marty got a mega-sor-ass.

[@djvos1787]

He’s gae

[@robertcorbell1006]

Perhaps a rough trick named Jim.

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

Maybe not only Jim's 10+ inches, but Jim's FOREARM** was the culprit as well? Though I imagine live rodents such as gerbils that Jim might have stuffed up Marty's "four pointed contact" could have put up a decent fight for air, and THAT could have created QUITE a sensation of soreness as well also. ** And since Jim himself was 6'4" and 325lbs of steroid soaked muscle combined with years of pumping iron in the yard--you KNOW that forearm of his was just as impressive as the rest of him.

[@uliuli201]

He ran into a Huge Cockitis.

[@mtsflorida]

From the corn dog stand?

[@flyingsolo3290]

I wonder if Lucy Lickalotopus is the cousin of Alotta Bigatittis?

[@ciaranofarrell4010]

There's nothing like good literature to get ones imagination aroused 🤣

[@FullLifeConsequences]

I think the key is variety. Swedish tarts, honey muffins, fish tacos... all delicious in their own way, and all perfectly lickable. Just stay away from those badly-wrapped kebabs, they'll make you sick.

[@ivanrodionov9724]

I died at the "badly wrapped kebabs" part, unironically this channel is one of the damn best on youtube!

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

What's that a metaphor for? Vaginas look nothing like kebabs.

[@fourslottoaster65]

Best channel on KZbin. You uploading is the highlight of my Tuesdays

[@iTomFoolery]

That is extremely kind of you to say. Absolutely lovely to know, thank you.

[@barbaraparrott2829]

Superb Tom!! Candice shared her little peach 😂😂😂😂😂. I haven’t read this one at all! You certainly brought me to belly laughs!! Did you have a feed after reading this story?! 😂😂😂😂😂. Fish tacos and muffins and pies! Sounds like a delightful meal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Awesome read Tom!! You the man 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@iTomFoolery]

Thank you Barbara! This was a fun one to read. It really did make me hungry, I love munching muffins and pies. Can never resist a delicious tart either. Gosh, I'm hungry again ;)

[@barbaraparrott2829]

@@iTomFoolery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Oh my you have quite the appetite! Muffins are best when heated haha. The butter sinks into it much more smoothly! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iTomFoolery]

Sounds absolutely delightful!

[@barbaraparrott2829]

@@iTomFoolery 🤪🤣😂🍑🌮🍯🥧

[@bretfairchild456]

There's nothing better than a nice warm muffin. Well maybe all you can eat buffets !!

[@BrentJ4Liberty]

This has to be one of the funniest channels on KZbin...

[@iTomFoolery]

Very kind of you to say, thank you sir :)

[@youxkio]

Here is why San Francisco is such a special place.

[@tylerhughes5420]

Yeah shit an needles in the street... wonderful place.

[@Camsvfx_]

The fact that my name is Lucy and I’m also a lesbian dinosaur is amazing

[@happygoluckyh.t.d.4life.739]

My tuesday was made right here right now, can hardly wait a whole week for my next tuesday boost of gut busting laughter.

[@GenaF]

First page on the left, the illustrated book says "San Farncisco" mixing up the a and r in Francisco.

[@eventsmorewithchrisg]

🎶🎶I Letf My Herat, in Sna Farciscon...!!🎶🎶

[@blackberryphoneuser3307]

Lucy is deadass a mood like- who doesn't wanna be around women in Mexico? 💀

[@glynluff2595]

I can’t believe you can transmit this. Still laughing!

[@garageworksongsawesomeness7002]

Lucy should meet brenda

[@damienberry8328]

They were hot, and moist, and pink. Lucy was in heaven there.

[@eventsmorewithchrisg]

Those poor women by the docks! Who had worms & Crabs & Smelled like dirty socks!

[@sandracorless6186]

OMG Once again another well done story this makes my day lol I love it. I hope Lucy doesn't have to go to the dentist for a haircut😈😲😏😉

[@eventsmorewithchrisg]

They may giver her major kudos for her floss!!

[@stephwatson6157]

I'm thought I'd the only one who knew about those extinct dinosaurs Lickalotapus! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@richardlloyd2589]

Ronald Rogersaurus was out grazing on long grass.......

[@boataxe4605]

I learned about them from John 5’s ‘Hell Haw’.

[@joshuaimler7922]

All right reading made fun again...

[@hellz2010]

My kid doing dinosaurs at school lol 😂 but as tempted as I am I won’t be emailing this in to the teacher lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@russellchampion8306]

Very nice

[@eventsmorewithchrisg]

Ohhh come on! You should! Remember, reading is fundamental!!

[@Keznen]

"doing dinosaurs" 😏

[@russellromero4583]

Craving some lunch during my lunch. 😂🤣

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

"And smelled like dirty socks". Is a line that rocks, but I've smelled THOSE before...Though, not like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, its tolerable, but NOT the smell of week dead seal upon the sandy and humid seashore! But such is what one, like me, may get if one goes down south in an inebriated state: So don't drink and dive if you want to stay alive, or effectively demonstrate---one's cunning lingual skill---Because a yeast infection (or whatever her ol' factory produced), like tobacco, can kill.

[@aliasella488]

This comment is legendary!

[@michaeltatham4307]

Box lunch, just a little fur trading, muff diving, salty piss fenders, bologna curtains.

[@darkdragon301]

As a person who lives in México, I approve this video

[@BonBonToro]

I just happened to be listening to it partway through in the background and got to the credits, heard the names and I thought I heard "Illustrated by some guy in Bangladesh" and had to double check the screen 😂

[@davguy309]

i barely just read the title and I'm just not surprised anymore lol

[@robertcorbell1006]

Muffin Lady looks way too much like my sister-in-law for comfort. They even nailed her hair and which team she bats for.

[@ericgriffin397]

The best one yet!!! Thank you!! Love it all!!

[@Dan-qt7kq]

Good chuckle. Nice job with the writting Bimisi.

[@bjjarnecke]

Gonna have to go with Swedish tarts on this one! Definitely not a fan of 🐠 🌮!!!

[@69A12SuperBee]

I just love your series I can’t wait for the next new ones to come out!

[@iTomFoolery]

Very kind, thank you! Plenty more coming soon :)

[@freesk8]

Nicely done! Love the fish tacos! :)

[@judyhorsley1860]

Ol Tom foolery u crack me up!!! 🤣😂😂☠️

[@alexanderx33]

You know this is fiction because there is snow in San Francisco.

[@corwynwarwaruk2141]

Fish tacos are yummy!

[@dattebayo9488]

Tell more stories. Ur awesome . Love it!!

[@iTomFoolery]

Plenty more on the channel and even more coming soon. Thank you 😊

[@redneon06]

I live down South and they do call it The Dirty! Hehe! Great book! Thanks! ❤️

[@kkalechip]

when there is like..no snow in SF :'D

[@largepennies72]

Finally, some good representation in children's media. The Good Dinosaur could never.

[@gobigorange]

Good ole “Juicy Lucy”

[@peterparker6584]

Lucy seems like a swell girl.i like me a good muffin now and then myself and I wouldn't mind road tripping with that little lady.i can't help but Wonder though how she feels about us guys;). I wonder am I the only person that noticed the vehicle in the first picture was a El Camino but in the rest of the comic was a sedan.

[@iTomFoolery]

Well spotted, she is clearly covering her tracks by switching cars. Will we ever find out why?...

[@peterparker6584]

@@iTomFoolery i love El Camino's thar a bit of a uncorn for me up with the fire bird. wood hope shes bi;), but i get her ;).girls are the best

[@endlessmushrooms8365]

the fact that her name (or species i guess) is lickalotapus (a lesbian joke)and her spikes are rainbow are so smart

[@ProfTricky3168]

I didn't get the title under the ending.

[@parambirkh9381]

Ok I just pitched a tent after this video

[@ChakkyCharizard]

I can't stop watching these I'm laughing so hard

[@soyyerz]

what kind of name is Lickalotopus

[@BigMastah79]

She has got to try the stuffed eggplant! The stuff just pours out when you give it a taste 😳

[@Camsvfx_]

Nah she’s more into girls

[@BigMastah79]

@@Camsvfx_ I’m talking about eggplant miss

[@genericegg7135]

Wait, are those pages? A company published this??

[@bocchertherock]

Hearing about those fish tacos...gave me instant wireless salmonella. Also Candice gave me Vietnam flashbacks.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

As a Texan I so proud of our delicious tacos.

[@californiaandwashington1377]

What kind of name is that?

[@1WideRide]

Thanks to this video my 10 year old daughter wants to a chef

[@rng8891]

They should see if they can get Anita Takashita...

[@georgeescaped6035]

very seldom does it snow in SF .. but you could not pay me to go there now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@awickedtribe]

Wait a minute!!! Triceratops aren't pink!!!

[@billgrimes880]

Hummmm... who need Clark Grisworld vacation!!! Plastic sergon on standby to remove Lucy's smile. Bet ya Lucy's favorite ride is marry go round at gentle winds amusement park at da grand canyon!!! Keep UP da great work Tom!!

[@victoriaaacm]

i get it, the story is about a dinosaur having “fun” with mexican girls

[@kaiyotee2475]

Snow?

[@charlesbryan7137]

One of each, please

[@DolphyShark]

our family only watch tom foolery while baby sitting

[@258thHiGuy]

It snows in San Francisco? Have I been living in the wrong California?

[@sketchyskies8531]

I think I broke the record for the amount of times I said “Ayo?” during this

[@Pawsura]

This has to be the funniest channel on KZbin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@scottdidonato4428]

Swedish tart for me please.

[@oyonan]

Mmm Swedish tarts

[@78greendragon]

Love these books

[@pappytinkers]

This book made me hungry, So i hopped in my truck. Off to the bakery, Maybe with Lucy's luck! I placed my order For sweet Southern pie. They were all out She said with a sigh. But we have MILF muffins, If you'd like to try. With only one look, I knew they were old and dry. 🤪😜

[@ShereeHoneyflowerSL]

Oyster and champagne.

[@curraheewolf]

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

I like cheesecake; You think fancy sergals taste like cheesecake?

[@sakurarara4725]

Lucy just like me fr

[@rpc717]

Marty Megasorass 😂😂🤣

[@ilikespaghetti2170]

who doesn't like to lick a buttered muffin

[@hebirb]

You should make children book playlists and put these videos in

[@logoseven3365]

Peaches are fine, Nectarines are better, I like the taste of both, Especially when they’re wetter.

[@jaytonobrien6325]

Damn what hinted at me was the rainbow spines on her back

[@שחראטדגי-ד4ו]

I don't understand any of the slang, thankfully, but is that really the place for a map of Mexico?

[@thej4546]

Lickalotofpuss is slang for a lesbian

[@lisam8044]

Lmao ohhhh my hot moist pink tacos .....

[@djcleveland9192]

When barney characters gone wild

[@gregory_the_griffon]

Wait. Is this a real book?

[@mikdan8813]

The pattern on her back horns XD

[@colinstanhouse6663]

Love the stories

[@blackcatpoe4716]

This made me want to eat fish tacos. The actual food, not the lady bits.

[@scrapplepig]

Lucy has a friend Nancy Nodicnme.

[@harrycornelius8386]

YES!! Taco Tuesday's are BACK🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!

[@phuchuebuddy44]

Fuggin dying here, oh lol