Southerners read mean tweets about the South

[@cuppiecupsters]

You know you're a Southerner when you can sleep through tornado sirens but you can't sleep without the fan on.

[@freddycooks]

I never realized how many other people have to have the fan on to sleep. I have to have it, even in the winter.

[@cuppiecupsters]

@@freddycooksSame!!🤣🤣

[@SignalFireProject]

I tell you what, it's true!

[@ryle2814]

@@freddycooks great white noise

[@shannonmoseley6531]

Sooooo true Wylie, Texas here...in fact my soothing u tube rain sounds include the roughest weather to sleep at night. When I am feeling Fiesty I will " travel" to Miami for a hurricane via internet sounds.

[@AllFunniesandGames]

"I watched my dog lose a fight to a bug on the porch one time." Is probably the most southern line in this whole thing.

[@ahoorakia]

not dog! my doooog 😂😂

[@BJ-jh5is]

9:57 just for future me

[@EnigmaSixx]

My dog stepped on a bee. 🐝

[@digitalgypsy1961]

I have seen it myself. My poor "badass" Aussie will run now.

[@annabelle4357]

Facts.

[@robinmoss8881]

“You’re insulting us but using y’all in your tweet. You’re welcome”.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eddiesondangmailcom]

Hello Robin! Can I ask y A question?

[@anothernerd6464]

A a westerner… is that what I call myself? A pacific northwesterner? Anyways, y’all is just a convenient term, especially in texting

[@georgiapeachakastacy4330]

My phone is used to my southern words. I always use y’all

[@kimbedoya8489]

Really this is just them dismantling the stereotypes about Southern people now I'm from the north but a lot of my family came from the south I enjoy listening to stories mostly about the weather and they're cooking sounds alright to me

[@stephaniemomma]

Doesn’t it originate in Ireland though? Gaelic or something. I just googled. “Ye aww” which sounds like “yeawl” and means the same thing. Not sure about the Gaelic, but it is Northern Ireland, written like 60 yrs before the first “ya’ll” was ever written.

[@jeffjustice3341]

"wasps wake up everyday and choose violence..." That is so funny and so true.

[@lesliemiller1476]

Ha ha ha

[@Lwilkinson2548]

That's hilarious 😂

[@fairenough7984]

"Wasps wake up and choose violence every day" had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@zoew_]

its so true though. and they are huge these days

[@129140163]

At first I legit thought he said “chew violets” 😂

[@RyuHazaki]

@@129140163 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattslupek7988]

@@129140163 You mean they don’t?

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

Dang straight wasps wake up and choose violence. They even skip chewing violets -- if they ever did -- and go straight for your funnel cakes if you have 'em fried up and coated with an ungodly amount of powdered sugar. 😅

[@metric-cookie]

The whole "terrible ingredients thrown together makes a salad" exists in the north too. Y'all just call it a casserole. 😘

[@gabriellastauffer]

Damn! Called out

[@Laughingwithtravii]

lmao 😂

[@sknkwrksowner]

Yep...Northern = casserole, Midwest = hot dish.

[@reanimated]

No apparently that some shit called "hot dish," with no additional detail. In TX that's a casserole fo sho.

[@reesaserik3759]

Zing! Spot on.

[@missflowerpower8724]

I married a northerner 45 years ago! He was, and still is, extremely concerned that I stand at the screen door and watch thunderstorms or actually go to the mailbox during a tornado warning! 😂🤣 My grandmother used to let me go out and play in the high pre-storm winds. It felt like I could sprout wings! Good memories!

[@michaellarrabee5873]

I'm a northerner and love thunderstorms. Most people I know do!

[@digitalgypsy1961]

Lol! I remember watching a tornado go by during Hurricane Camille with my my granddaddy.

[@the_griswolds8608]

Best thing was to go out on the porch and watch the storm howl. 👌

[@jakecronauer812]

All depends on where the northerner is from. If it’s a midwesterner, we do the same thing. Coastal northerners though, they’re a completely different breed.

[@mariannepeart8570]

I'm from the north but I'm a weather junkie so yes I would walk to the mailbox 😄😄

[@ms.rockscientist5915]

Maybe southerners can't drive, but when my Aunt passed away her funeral was near Atlanta, GA. (I live in Kentucky) and the funeral procession traveled pretty far. On every road, from one lane roads to 4 lane divided roads, people pulled over on both sides immediately. It's like the sea parting as we came through. I even saw people take off their hats inside their cars. I was impressed. In Kentucky, we're lucky if people slow down to get around a procession, or don't honk if they have to wait at an b intersection.

[@baritone_vocalist]

Im from Kentucky too and people always pull over where Im from, which is one of many reasons why I believe Kentucky is a southern state.

[@cardude1957]

Try driving in a funeral procession in NYC. Saw people get run off the road by an oil truck.

[@sirenasongs2982]

That's a beautiful image especially the hats

[@mandybeutell5141]

Born & raised in ATL and can attest to the procession-brings goosebumps just thinkin’ about it. Maybe we do it partly cause we know ya gotta straighten up & act right (as Granny would say) othawise they’re gonna come back & haunt your ass. 😂

[@frankf684]

I’m in Myrtle Beach,SC and people claim off-season southerners can’t drive.We are full of Yankees now those F’ers can’t drive

[@DasGimp]

I moved north and the biscuits up here are nothing but a mound of sadness and self-loathing. So hearing a northerner complain about biscuits makes sense because northern biscuits are a reflection of failure and devolution of our species.

[@TheDellaniOakes]

Well said!

[@carolesmith4864]

That's just plain sad. 😔

[@shilothompson1509]

Oh I loved this comment. It made us laugh so much.

[@ninjaartist1235]

That’s most northern stuff.

[@AB2B]

They don't have White Lily.

[@jpc3603]

Matt’s “you're not using biscuits right” Ryan’s “Wasps wake up and choose violence every day" Talia's “If your Grits aren't good: You. Did. It. Wrong” and Liz and Mary's “we're under a tornado watch right now as we're recording this" particularly had me laughing!🤣👏🏼

[@KristiContemplates]

and then the tornado sirens went off!

[@HalfwayParanoid1612]

Typical Southern behavior: "Let me check the Radar." I had to do that two weeks ago here in Texas.

[@angelbear_og]

Yesterday I watched a video of a guy who went through a tornado and recorded it from his attic as it went directly through his house. Terrifying. He actually survived.

[@TheHappydaves]

Chicago we grab a beer and the lawn chair and sit out and watch it go by.

[@Karina-mc3mm]

10:06 -- I'm going to add "I've seen videos of rats up north just walking away with a whole pizza.." 😅

[@embr9723]

As a southerner who has travelled and likes to eat, can I just point out that polenta, which is served in bougie restaurants everywhere outside the south, is basically grits. So why is polenta considered fancy/gourmet and grits not?

[@carlathedestructor2454]

Probably because it's italian so they think it's exotic and special, when in reality polenta was a food staple for poor people just like grits and porridge.

[@dominickjustave3558]

No its not

[@justme1892]

Kinda like how everyone looks down on mayonnaise but call it aioli and they are obsessed with it

[@free22]

Polenta is poor people food and it is wonderful though.

[@causticchameleon7861]

THANK YOU!! I’ve said that to my sisters Italian in laws but then had to run for my life! BTW, laughing the whole time running.

[@tpatt525_Tiff_]

I have learned from reading many, many Southern cookbooks, that if a dish has a few ingredients held together with mayonnaise, it's a "salad", and if it has a few ingredients with cheese and/or bread crumbs on top, cooked in the oven, it's a "casserole". Born and raised in Georgia, and that is the logic I have come up with.

[@its.me.mj.anotherone]

Agree with this assessment lol. I think it was high school when I learned the term "bound salad", which is all the ones with mayo and jello 😂

[@HeadCannonPrime]

This is because the original name for Mayonnaise was "Salad Dressing" sometimes "Salad oil" or just "Dressing". Therefore anything made with "Salad Dressing" was a "salad".

[@donnakennell5111]

You nailed it, lol.

[@calliopeshif7581]

@@HeadCannonPrime as someone who doesn't like mayo, I absolutely hate that, lmao

[@ImallamaToo]

Matt: If you don't know how to use a biscuit, put it down. 🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious!

[@RachelStamper]

And so true - same for grits. And I have never seen a banana mayo sammy in my family. They all ate PB banana on wonder bread.

[@TheRayfield77]

Put down the biscuit lol

[@clovesjs]

So true. Biscuits are delicious if you know how to eat them, and take time to savor the experience. The flavor varies from state to state, with small variances in recipes, and local ingredients. You can’t go to Atlanta and buy a biscuit that tastes like the ones you can get in Ft. Worth, or vice versa. That’s like going to Chicago and expecting to be able to buy San Francisco sourdough. Plus, it’s heartbreaking to think about what kind of biscuits they’re getting up there. They’re probably trying to make them out of Bisquick. Ugh.

[@justacountryboy2346]

On the same note, if your biscuits have no flavor? You done did it wrong

[@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98]

We had a Tornado watch 10 days later lol.

[@sheingivaway2]

People that aren’t southern probably just judge the accent because they are judging the fake accent they see in Hollywood films 😂😂😂

[@pattywilliams788]

Exactly! One great bad accent is the one Dan Ackroyd used in Driving Miss Daisy. I love Dan but his accent needed work.

[@niyablake]

Nope I was Alabama and worked at a call center. My train born and raised in Bama said you will get a few southern that you can't understand

[@trin873]

true

[@chrisdesselles4441]

Ya think Hollywood boogers up a good southern drawl, did you ever hear them try to do a Louisiana Cajun French accent?

[@pinkandblack9429]

That, and also just plain bigotry. Dialect or language based discrimination is as old as time itself.

[@timeenuf4200]

I'm from the Pacific NW - had a fellow student there from Georgia. We teased her endlessly about her accent. One day she broke down in tears. We asked her what was wrong and through a ton of sniffles she said, "I don't know what y'all are laughing about. Y'all the ones who have the accent." Never forgot that. We don't think we have accents but we all do. And they are all wonderful.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

I had a TA in college who learned to speak in a northern accent because she was afraid of the bullying she would get from people hearing her southern accent. I was thinking "are we really still at the point where people commonly bully each other for their accents?"

[@trin873]

all americans have different accents. if she was from atlanta or north georgia then we don’t have an accent really or say dixie/southern slang. but if she’s from south georgia and the farms then they probably have a REAL south accent. i’m from north ga and we make fun of southern accents

[@diggernash1]

@@trin873 North Georgia, as in Southern Appalachia, definitely has a strong accent and unique slang. Metro Atlanta is not Georgia, it is a colony of Yankees. 😀

[@niyablake]

@@trin873 Yep panhandle Florida is not the same as Miami

[@niyablake]

@@diggernash1 Go Yankees

[@cwavt8849]

Yankees sure are critical. Thank y'all for trying to bridge the gap with humor and kindness.

[@fruitbythefoote]

You guys are pretty critical of our food all the time. Are there things that you guys do that are better? Sure. But the same can be said for us. Pizza and bagels just to name a couple of examples.

[@amicableenmity9820]

We're not all like that. I feel bad when Americans insult each other. We didn't choose which path our ancestors took, there's no need for us to perpetuate any bad blood. I know it's a lot more complicated than that (in reference to things like the Confederate flag and the monuments getting taken down, to which I say that sounds an awful lot like northerners meddling). We are American at the end of the day and we all should remember that.

[@pattywilliams788]

I’m with y’all because anyone who talks smack about biscuits and grits have never eaten good ones. All you need is butter to make biscuits and grits taste heavenly!

[@dontaylor7315]

As a Texan I can testify REAL biscuits taste out of this world with or WITHOUT butter/gravy/jelly/whatever. People who don't get that haven't eaten real biscuits. On the other hand butter just tastes heavenly no matter what you spread it on.

[@sevenandthelittlestmew]

Ohhh, grits. Good grits cook slowly, and they’re creamy. Sorta like risotto! If you haven’t had good grits, you’re definitely gonna hate them, but if you’ve had the good stuff you’ll go back up to your gritless northern climes dreaming about them. You might even wake up with drool on your pillow.

[@joeg8200]

I'm a northerner, born and raised, even I was thinking who says this. Somebody get that person some cooking lessons. Plus teach them the importance of condiments.

[@CM-pf1xc]

And salt

[@pattywilliams788]

@@sevenandthelittlestmewevery time I think about a northerner experiencing and falling in love with grits, I think about the movie “My Cousin Vinny.” That movie pays proper respect to southerners and their love for grits. 👍🏾

[@jackcrawford6078]

"Sunshine is Bright. Have ya'll ever Seen sunshine?" Brutal comeback level 11/10

[@mec4760]

Love that Liz had the radar up and going during the filming. Also, the rule in the fam was.. if it is cold, it is a salad, if it is hot it is a casserole.

[@asdisskagen6487]

"If it's cold, it's a salad. If it's hot, it's a casserole." I am totally stealing this line.

[@emilybarnes261]

Y'all, y'all, listen up. Biscuits with butter and a thin slice of country ham is HEAVEN!!!

[@donnakennell5111]

"Listen Up", "Hold on, I'm about to tell you something", "Lord have Mercy"...pretty safe unless you're a kid. That could be the warning before a paddling (or shoe toss - my mama could've been a pitcher, lol)

[@dickgrayson4325]

And loaded with gravy

[@hanskloss1331]

corn bread is better imo

[@kimberlypatton205]

whataburger her in Tx should have its own star on Hollywood Blvd for their exquisite jalapeño biscuits!

[@j_emceee]

When she said "A roach crawled out and I don't know where it went, so I had to move apartments that night" *I felt that* 🥲

[@CraftyZanTub]

She'd last exactly one minute in my mother's old house. Roaches carried off the cats.

[@DakotaEXE-vc8wv]

Same 🥲 if I see a roach, Usain Bolt is suddenly the second fastest human on earth😂

[@CraftyZanTub]

@@DakotaEXE-vc8wv One of my mother's cats had premature kittens (only one made it to adulthood) and they were so very tiny they were smaller than some of the roaches that were longer than an index finger.

[@DakotaEXE-vc8wv]

@@CraftyZanTub omg- I bet that the cats were adorable tho- Still if I see a roach, I’m runnin’ the frickity-frack outta there-

[@CraftyZanTub]

@@DakotaEXE-vc8wv I've had to take several roaches outside for the roommates.

[@deniserobinson8294]

"Wasps wake up and choose violence" I Love that. I feel the same way.

[@WoodsintheBurg94]

My wife met a couple from CT who had been transferred to MS with the husbands Corp. They arrived in June and by the end of Sept. the wife was asking when Summer would end. We explained that Spring & Fall last two weeks, Winter lasts 6 - 8 weeks and the remainder of the year is Summer. What we forgot to mention is that the two weeks of Spring & Fall might not be continuous. 😀

[@ornu01]

Yeah, Summer doesn't tolerate competition.

[@jodileben694]

It's the opposite here in Colorado! We have pre-winter, winter, post-winter, and just a smidgen of spring/summer. I think I need to move further south.

[@rjay7019]

😂😂😂 sounds like Texas where I live we get maybe two weeks of Winter, not all at once though 🧐

[@lisab9541]

Sounds a lot like Kansas the past 20 years. Our weather is getting hotter longer and I miss the long fall season. 😢

[@southardkathy2937]

​@@jodileben694 ❤

[@hosswik]

Fun fact most of those “weird salads” were/are not from the South. About 50% come from the Mid West, about 20-25% from the Northeast, about 20% from the South, and 5% came from California. Fun facts the Jello salad for example was invented in PA, and the oldest recipe for the lime cabbage jello salad I could find was from CA.

[@miamazingness]

Yep, it was a generational thing, but traditions die hard in the South.

[@shellymills8105]

We don’t need credit for it. We have the California burrito so anything else is moot and/or unnecessary 😂

[@ttthecat]

I like that you did the homework on this!❤

[@Rose_P_D]

It’s 1963 and I’m 7 years old visiting my Long Island NY relatives. We go out for breakfast and as I’m accustomed to in Georgia, I ask for grits. Our waitress, in true NY fashion, looks at me, smacking gum and says “What are you, a communist or something?”. I learned that day to NEVER request grits or sweet tea outside of the South. God bless her Yankee soul. 🥰

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

Neither would have tasted good with a Yankee preparing them, anyway! 😂

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Bless her heart…..🐝🤗❤️

[@timtimtimmay4654]

Ironically the communists prefer products way closer to cream of wheat 🤣

[@joeg8200]

I'm from Long Island, in 1963 I would not be surprised by that. Now, different story. I have a place in my town that makes a goat cheese and habanero grits. So good.

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

@@joeg8200 🤗

[@rachelsmith5007]

I'm from Texas and the "I tell you what" reminded me of "Bless your heart". You can say these two phrases in so many ways. My sister and I were talking about how many ways you could use "Bless your heart" one time. Funny enough, I got a call from my doc's place after that conversation and, while talking to the assistant, she said "Bless your heart". It was the nice, endearing, and comforting version of the phrase.😂

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

That one always just makes me paranoid because, as you say, there are at least two ways of taking it.

[@rachelgreene7956]

K, I've already said this once. Down here in the south, we bless the hearts of old people, sick people, babies, and people who've had a death in the family. It's not what you say, it's how you say it. It's the tone you use. Anyone born and raised in the south would know.

[@ambam90]

"I tell ya what" always reminds me of hank hill.

[@hariman7727]

@@ambam90 Well... Texas IS southern. ;D

[@NiceDonkey3417]

Floridians ruined Bless your Heart for me. They have a tendency to overcompensate their southern (because they aren't too 'southern' here). Well, someone got it in their heads that BYH is an insult so now they feel the need to use it any time they need to win an argument. It wont even fit in the conversation, but they're gonna whip it out. And OMG the cringe of hearing it come out of the middle aged men's mouths.

[@mroux7876]

Talia and Matt should do bless your rank together. That would be the best/funniest video ever!

[@heidifruchtl354]

My younger daughter was telling me about how one of her co-workers was always trying to tear down her ideas for projects at work. She had also told me that her manager was from the south. I casually mentioned that she could state her reasons for the work ideas and then tack on bless your heart to the co-worker. Just to see how the manager reacted. But then, I'm fond of non insult insults.

[@spena2786]

I think they all should

[@tonnahmichaels4297]

Yes!!! Or start a new food show, like going to a local restaurant and tasting everything off the menu. (Not eating everything, TASTING everything.)

[@RavenclawNimbus]

They’re all hilarious tbh! 😂

[@hannahhess5772]

Agreed!

[@clw87]

“Let’s revisit the biscuit conversation” 😂😂😂 Even though I’m from the Northeast, the accuracy here is 👌🏼. If the biscuit tastes like nothing, you did it wrong and please put it down.

[@ellerj641]

Don't forget the cornbread. I moved to Wisconsin one time and the church I was going to decided to prepare a lunch after a service southern style. Supposed to be all these foods from the south. Me who was raised my whole life in the south went to test their foods. They got nothing right. Mashed potatoes were plain, cornbread was nasty, corn was nasty, everything that I recognized as a southern food item was nasty or plain. They failed.

[@CaroleWillett]

Yeah... I live in Iowa now, lived in the south (Memphis & northern MS) till I was 9. And NO ONE here can make proper corn bread. XD

[@crystaldavis9442]

Best diet I ever went on was to move out of south east Louisiana. After six months I was chugging Tabasco just to get a little hit of flavor. Lost four dress sizes in seven months. Then I moved back and gained them back with interest.

[@ezmoney5087]

They just don't have the southern flare in the kitchen

[@brothermouzone1307]

How did they mess up corn?

[@hannahhester8376]

Oh, do not even get me started! I live in Oregon now, man I wish I could jump down and get good Tex Mex so bad!

[@spanishxmasmusic]

in the south, they aren't roaches they are "palmetto bugs" and they will run off with small dogs and come inside for a beer if it gets too hot outside

[@jaymartin8273]

But do they bring the dogs back when it's too hot and they come inside for a beer?!

[@brothermouzone1307]

😂😂😂: Excellent point

[@jenniferroach4153]

And… they freaking fly

[@Birdnerd1968]

My New England grandma used to get on me for being scared of roaches but she was deathly afraid of the smallest spiders. Until she visited and saw the roaches fly and I was like yeah your spider basically runs away and these roaches come at you like you wanna fight me? After that she stopped teasing me.

[@jenniferroach4153]

@@Birdnerd1968 it’s funny until you’re being dive bombed by a flying roach no less than an inch long and you’re fighting for your life 😂

[@maryhildreth754]

Here are two things about the South that are overlooked. 1. Down here we measure distance with time. "Go up 82 for about five minutes then turn right and in about ten seconds take that first left and you'll see the house". B. Macaroni and cheese is a vegetable in the deep south. Just go anywhere that has vegetable plates. It's a menu item for that.

[@pattywilliams788]

Absolutely on both points! Also, like the skit they did giving directions by which Dollar General somebody lives nearby, lol. 😝😆🤣😂

[@azulverde89]

dern tootin,I'll tell you what

[@heidifruchtl354]

We don't measure how far we have to drive by miles, it's by how much time it takes. I live roughly 3 miles from the nearest hospital, but it can take 30-60 minutes to get there, depending. Had to pick up my husband from the airport, left the house before his plane took off. Details.

[@maryhildreth754]

@@azulverde89 freebird!

[@azulverde89]

@@maryhildreth754 will you still remember me ?

[@wadeschalk4599]

"Let me check the radar" is THE most Southern thing a person can say.

[@Emjay-ed2se]

Homegirl was just looking to see if James Spann had his coat off and sleeves rolled up😂

[@stevensanders7202]

Y'all. Let me tell you something. My grandma could cook. I mean that green giant fella would stop by, sit down, shut up and take notes from her. Anyway. She would always make biscuits from scratch for breakfast and supper along with anything else she was fixing. When she was finished cooking, grandpa got his cup of coffee, a saucer, and 2 biscuits. She would then set out a basket of biscuits covered with a cloth. Let me tell you, as soon as she put that on the table it was a family battle royal. Hands were flying, kids somehow took flight without a pilots license. If you somehow got one you knew better than to just leave it on your plate. Because if you got up for something, when you got back it was gone. Those biscuits didn't last long at the table. AND rarely did they stick around till supper. But if they did, they were still delicious. When she left for heaven, we knew what God wanted her home for.

[@ShellyS2060]

This is the sweetest comment ❤

[@djonpow]

Yes...we have the best Mee-Maws y'all. ♥

[@theresaalexander4142]

That is so sweet I'm all misty over it.

[@stevensanders7202]

@@theresaalexander4142 Thank you.

[@stevensanders7202]

@@djonpow You are so right. I couldn't agree more. 😆

[@sadfaery]

I'm from North Florida, but I lived in England for several years, and while I was there, I worked for a Chinese community center and my best friend there was Chinese from mainland China. I went back for a visit a few years ago and stayed with her and her husband for a week, and she was feeding me different traditional Chinese foods each day. By about day four, we ran out of ideas and we contemplated having congee again, which is basically like grits but with rice, so I was telling her about grits, and she smiled and was like, "I know what grits are. They're very popular in the north of China" (where she's from). And then she walked over to her kitchen counter and brought out a bag of grits with both English and Chinese writing on it. We had grits for breakfast that morning. Chinese grits. They make their grits a little bit more soupy than ours, and where she's from, they put kind of a pickled relish on the grits instead of salt and butter, but the fact that I was able to get grits in the north of England - Chinese grits no less - more easily than getting grits north of the Mason-Dixon line was just wild.

[@lincolnlu9869]

Chinese grits are made from millet, not ground corn

[@victoriaodegaard1]

They have grits at Whole Foods… don’t know how common it is in smaller grocery stores but healthy people love to have them as an option

[@raggaduxjones]

I enjoyed reading your comment. Thank you for sharing.

[@kayleefitzgerald7628]

This makes me super happy, I know what you are talking about. I'm a Texan living in China. they call it 小米粥， it's not exactly the same but I am always tempted to add butter, cheese and ham😂

[@brianvannorman1465]

You have blown my provencial little American mind. Wow. Thanks.

[@kristin3872]

My son's school (PA) was delayed bc of wind-chill (a.k.a too cold) last winter. Being from the south, I'd never heard of such a thing so I called his school to confirm, which they did. Apparently, they were concerned about kiddos getting frostbite waiting for the bus! I was like, you mean to tell me it was perfectly okay for us southern kids to be waiting at the bus stop with a heat index of 98 degrees. Then travel 25min in satan's traveling sauna with no AC/fan and windows that would only slightly open because they always got stuck at that one weird angle? 🤦‍♀️

[@mollytremblay1396]

You made me laugh! I am from PA but live in Fl now. As a young adult I lived for a while at 10,000 ft elevation. School never closed there!! People figured out how not to get frost bit.

[@pugsondrugs5480]

“Satan’s traveling sauna” 🤣🤣

[@ohthehorror31]

🤣🤣😂 My childhood

[@paulenabroxson2023]

Yes

[@jacquedenise86]

OMG, the windows, core memory unlocked.

[@johnd5398]

I absolutely adore the heat in the South and will never leave. Anything to avoid the 8-9 month-long hellscape known as winter in the North. I had some fancy folks from work visit our southern properties this past June and the temps were in the lower 90's already. The humidity in Charleston is no joke. 10 minutes into the first property tour, one of them asked, "what time does cool off around here?" " I turned, looked him in the eye and said, "October". They cancelled the tours for the remaining properties. This year, they have scheduled their tours for March. I hope they're able to make it through, this time. lol

[@W.Isarnorix.D]

Folks get real twisted up when you tellem "It ain't even hot yet."

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

In Georgia we have seasons, it's weird. The weather just never decides to make up its mind one day its freezing the next you're sweating, any time other than summer is just strange.

[@landofthehazymist]

Northerners are vampires i can confirm

[@VoodooLegacy369]

I am currently active duty Army and when I started my career I was definitely a Northerner. Over the years I have made the conscientious choice to retire as a Southerner.

[@chainmailunderwear]

Well hell son, come on down. We'd love to have you and thank you for your service

[@inconnu4961]

traitor! No snow for you! LOL

[@shamelesshussy]

One does not become southern.

[@ambergilmore9008]

My husband is in the Navy from New York and he too said the south is where his soul belongs. So he married me, a southerner he could keep in his pocket to feel at home until we retire 😅

[@ambergilmore9008]

@@shamelesshussy you can southern wash a Yankee. I've done it. The only thing I haven't broken him of yet is how he pronounces paw & coffee lol

[@sapphirelight748]

"You're not using a biscuit right. If you don't know how to use it, put it down!" 😂😂 that was awesome.

[@annaleehenson1160]

“Wasps wake up and choose violence every day.” That was the best part of the whole video

[@Sam-ps8zz]

My favorite was when explaining why they hate wasps and not tornadoes was "Wasps hurt"

[@adityaganjoomech]

0:24 she actually said "reum". This is what that tweet meant. But, that is one of the cutest way I've heard someone say "room"!

[@thomgizziz]

they were all saying it like ruem...

[@wikitt5801]

As someone from the Midwest where in 2020 it got to -52 degrees, it is utterly mind boggling to hear anybody say 65 degrees is cold. I hath been flabbergasted

[@desosmom1]

It's cold because we have 100 degrees plus summer sometimes

[@reginarizer5797]

I'm cold if it gets below 70

[@cynthiamull129]

65 is not cold it’s just chilly. But you northerner’s can keep your snow and -10 degrees for 6 to 7 months. Not happening

[@JS-ti2gk]

I’m a born and bred midwestern girl who transplanted to the south, and after being here a while, anything below 72 and I’m grabbing a sweater if the sun is down. After temps hitting near that of Hades, it doesn’t take much to feel cold Lol

[@13_cmi]

Got to -20 here. Not in the Midwest. It gets below 0 and above 100 every single year. I think the -10 region is the coldest temperature that’s common. 100-105 is the hottest. With wet air as well. You wanna drink fever temperature air you come here.

[@jamessoda8915]

Living in Wisconsin most of my life I hated grits. The reason is because they were cheap store bought and sold in a chain restaurant. Once I moved to South Carolina down by the Charleston area 10 years ago and went to a local restaurant. I now love grits. I also love Fried Green Tomatoes too.

[@jimwakefield6705]

Yea, that was a great movie

[@carolesmith4864]

@@jimwakefield6705 It sure was.

[@williamsstephens]

And they sure are good. Half the reason I grow tomaters.

[@WillBlindYouWithLight]

Bless your heart

[@dhannaecg]

Then you need to go down to Fleet Landing restaurant downtown & try their bacon,lettuce & fried green tomato sammich. Greeeeat Goodness!!

[@harrystokes1412]

I'll tell you what hold my beer and read this. Some people probably never lived in the south, don't have celling fans, only eat "pop" can biscuits, never had Duke's on any kind of sandwich, stumbled into a red wasp or yellow jacket nest, only sampled instant grits without real AAs sweet cream butter, and roaches vs. rats is like comparing apple {rats} to oranges {roaches} . BUT y'all have learned to use the word Y'ALL. So in closing, bless your Yankee hearts

[@mcmclifton79]

Who doesn't have a ceiling fan??

[@beholdiamglamdringsbane89]

We're fixing up a house and the wife wants to take out all the ceiling fans. I'm like I'll tell you what, every house needs a ceiling fan and if it's not running 100% of the time the power's out cause a tornado knocked it out. We're keeping the one at the top of the stairs. 'Nuff said.

[@fshrmn74]

Especially Dukes mayor on a mayo and banana sandwich. So good!

[@sugakookies8063]

@@beholdiamglamdringsbane89 yooo that’s so accurate! The only time my fan turned off within the past 3 years was when a hurricane knocked out power out for a week🤣

[@donjackson5522]

As a transplanted Yankee I can tell you that I have eaten in many a restaurant in the North that had roaches or rats and been fine with it. There was a Palmetto bug in my hotel in Charleston, and I just shut the door and let it have the room.

[@sailordave1000]

For anyone who’s never been stung by a wasp, it literally feels like getting an electric shock. Difference is the shock pain last longer than an electric shock and is followed by swelling.

[@suzieq9009]

Yes especially them Texas red wasps they are pure mean

[@damienthetexasian6827]

I was leaning toward a hot needle for yellow jackets, but them red ones are a big Nope.

[@johnvanderploeg6707]

And anaphylactic shock for some of us.

[@patrickmccurry1563]

Not the ones here in Oregon that I've been stung by. One just felt a bit like rolling over on a thumb tack in bed. I didn't realize at first that it was a wasp. Another time, one stung me while I talked to my GF. I didn't notice but she did, got annoyed and knocked it off my wrist to kill it. I wonder if southern wasps are just more venomous and painful.

[@patrickmccurry1563]

I never developed swelling from wasp venom or mosquito saliva. So it's not universal.

[@mowi6598]

I’m Canadian. When I visited my Florida cousins, I had grits. My suitcase was filled with grits. And sweet tea.

[@tiffanyhaddox7499]

Why are people using instant grits and canned biscuits, and then treating them like they were homemade? Of course they taste nasty!! Homemade is always better when it comes to food.

[@pattywilliams788]

🎤 💥

[@TheGingering]

I would love to read “mean tweets” about midwesterners. I feel like we’re kinda the glue that holds the north and south together lol

[@Cant_go_outside]

It’s true

[@JasonDgen-cu1cp]

Update: the north and south is now divided because the midwesterners huffed all the glue

[@jonathanshumpert9549]

My wife once told me about a comedian telling about encountering a big southern roach in her hotel room. Someone in the audience shouted "Hit it with a shoe", to which the comedian said, "And what, give it a weapon?" I have encountered a few in my life and once hit one with a shoe, only to have it fly at me with an, "I know you didn't just hit me with a shoe!" attitude. It won that encounter because when I went back in the room, still armed with the shoe, it was gone.

[@ladybee883]

Oh, yeah. Those huge ones (really called Palmetto Bugs) are mean. I took a hammer to one once. I won.

[@rosedukes9177]

dont smash......Just name them and move on. They are just too juicy.

[@justcurious3119]

Just read this real quick and thought you had written "a big southern coach"

[@lucynewlin9544]

😆😆😆

[@brothermouzone1307]

They do attack.😂😂😂

[@HalfwayParanoid1612]

As a true born and raised Southerner, I can tell you right now, "Let me check the Radar" while Tornado Sirens are going off is 100% true. No need to panic till you see a funnel cloud, green sky, your ears pop, the air feeling like its sucked out of the room, or the roaring sound coming through like a train. THEN you panic and get into your windowless interior room.

[@brentfarvors192]

We also don't worry about a hurricane until it turns right for us...

[@FigureFarter]

@@brentfarvors192 The worst hurricane I've been through was Harvey. Took away my power and my neighbours below sea level flooded (Corpus). I live in San Antonio

[@janaiahalexandre7577]

BRUH 🤣

[@chopper9884]

Slept through an EF2 until it took down a tree and landed on the house. Not the worst but I do like having those storms, only because I can sleep better with all of my fans on with the rain hitting hard on the roof and window.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

Yeah. I was born and raised in Oklahoma City (within 10 miles of where the largest tornado on record touched down) and most people I know don't even have a cellar or even a good, sound plan. Just "guess we will get in the closet which is full of junk if it gets close. Hope we can all fit."

[@lindawhite5006]

I grew up in a small southern town. I picked cotton with my parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and races other than myself. We did it manually...where you walked between the rows of cotton plants in big fields, picked the cotton out of the hard bowls that cut your gloves and made your fingers bleed...you put the cotton in this long bag that strapped onto your body and you dragged it up and down the rows until it was as full as you could get it. Then you took it to the truck where a big scale weighed. You were paid so much per pound. Your break time was a picnic lunch under the only tree in the area because cotton doesn't grow under trees! It was hot as hell! But the commradary, competition and singing made it bearable! It made you tough! There wasn't any whining! It made you realize what you were made from and where you come from!!! Those are fond memories to me. I LOVE the south!

[@chrismelvin1583]

There are not many left who have experienced this. My great grandmother worked in a cotton mill. For whatever reason the north hates us and our heritage.

[@unclej7842]

Way down here in Texas, as a small kid I had to tag along as my mom and older siblings busted their behinds in August heat and humidity picking cotton. Lucky for me the farmers started using cotton picking machines. Don't know how we survived the heat but my sister fainted out there one time.

[@corbinhbucknerjr558]

Never picked cotton, but I spent quite a few summer days in Tennessee walking railroad tracks picking blackberries in the heat and sun. Had to fill that bucket! Wasps, hornets, and chiggers were the enemy. Reward was momma making a cobbler with them.

[@martyal]

I bet there’s no way that cotton was left in the fields the way it is now with machinery picking it. Y’all would have been sent back.

[@dottier3145]

Me, change word to strawberries picked for years, how i paid for my first Stingray bike! Oregon

[@Beastmode-hu5fk]

"you are not using biscuits right." Quote of the year, say otherwise and we will feud forever.

[@TakaraStarChan]

"Wasps wake up and chose violence." Me, sitting here agreeing vehemently while nursing a nasty sting from yesterday. 🥴🥴🥴🐝🐝🐝

[@reanimated]

Yo I have PTSD from one damn red wasp 30 years ago!

[@angelistringfellow]

So funny! The tornado alarms going off gives us a strong desire to go see if it's in sight. If not, we go about our business and "keep an eye on the weather" as my mom says. Lol

[@brentfarvors192]

Same with hurricanes..."That ain't gonna hit here..."

[@kittikat4124]

“Nah its too far east, we’ll be fine” while its the next street over lol

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

@@kittikat4124 so accurate - it's like "I'm not getting out of bed until it's on my street"

[@bellanutella7091]

Yup

[@edwallace2828]

My friends in Huntsville like to joke how everyone ran outside with their phones to take pictures of a passing tornado.

[@wombat_pickle1674]

"let me check the radar" is the most southern phrase ever lmaoo

[@HalfwayParanoid1612]

Agreed.

[@danielanderson4011]

First app I ever loaded in my phone , east central Florida

[@Nick_Graham_Woodwork]

Isn’t it though? And if you didn’t read that in your southern voice, you’re lying.

[@magicpyroninja]

Living in New York and having lived in New Jersey. I can say southern drivers were a thousand times more polite and considerate on the road than anyone I've ever met where I live. In this area you need to become a road warrior and fight for your own space on the road or people will just shove you out of it and pretend you don't exist

[@Koakoa45]

I am in the south, and I do not like grits at all. All my kids love them and my husband. Everyone is different. Tornado warnings - I have seen people BBQ in them, mow their yard in them but where I live here in southern MS, most go outside and stand on porch and watch for them. For all those insulting us Southerners - Bless Your Heart.

[@Tc-rn8lh]

Haha! Same here although I am here in Oklahoma. Some people say we have southern accents, some say otherwise. I honestly do not know because we are in the middle of the country. Although me and my dad enjoy watching the serve weather that rolls by, otherwise if its a twister we gather our belongings and head for the tornado shelter.

[@kdk5331]

Goodness yes. My mama would tell us to get in the hallway while she was outside looking for the tornado!

[@Justincredible0483]

I drive by a farm of "grits trees" everyday lol

[@shamelesshussy]

I notice you say you’re ‘in the South’. Sounds like you’re a blow in.

[@kevinbaker6168]

I had a deliemma the other day; a biscuit with blackberry jam or apple butter. Now that is a southern thing.

[@kathisdaughter598]

Jam on the top part, apple butter on the bottom, eat separately.......yum!! The best of both!!! Have you ever tried fried apples on a biscuit??? OMG!! Each side (top/bottom) is a Mini fluffy pie!!🦩

[@heliumphoenix]

What? Jams and jellies are what you use when you're out of Sorghum......

[@briannehawks613]

So weird that I've never heard these stereotypes before. But I will say my grandma was from the South and made every form of a salad for our big dinners but I loved them all! And her phrase was 'Bless your heart'.

[@EHelm07]

How is that person upset about corner stores while simultaneously trying to imply that a store 5 miles away from my house is somehow convenient!?!

[@heliumphoenix]

Whoever it was that made that tweet lived in an urban area.....and don't understand that in the rural south, the nearest "corner" (where two roads meet) may very well be 5 or more miles away. Heck, in East Tennessee, there were some towns where there WAS only one "corner". Our joke about them was when driving through, if you blinked you missed the town. Two buildings, a post-office and a general store. That was it. That was the town. Population was measured in double digits, and most directions to residents homes included the words "...then turn off the paved road..."

[@madbrowniac7871]

There was a Country Comedian several years back named Mike Snider. And he used to say that the Tennessee community where he grew up was so small that "You could throw a rock from your front porch clear across town!😂😏🎤🎼🎵🎶🎸🎹🎻🥁📺B.W.

[@hunterrauton110]

If you ain’t from around here don’t worry about how we act. Y’all stay in the little world y’all have made.

[@White-Michael935]

Ikr..bless your heart

[@pattywilliams788]

Ok! Totally.

[@allanfranklin9615]

I agree, we dont need y'all around here. The South doesn't need any changes messing up things like California or Oregon or Washington or....the list goes on and on.

[@hansgrueber8169]

Biscuits are gravy delivery devices.

[@jonathanshumpert9549]

I spent my entire youth in the south. It wasn't until I joined the Navy and was sent to basic training that I realized that grits isn't common everywhere. I was in line for breakfast and the guy in front of me saw the grits and asked, "What is that?" I looked at him like he was some alien and said, "Those are grits". He asked, "What are grits?"

[@cayannap6752]

Now you know you said, "Them's grits." To which he replied, "What's a grit?"

[@jayt9608]

I tried grits once, and that was the end for me. 26 years later and I still shudder at the contemplation. However, I do enjoy good biscuits either with lots of butter, jelly, or gravy.

[@ashleywalkerministries]

I love Southerners!!! You all have been so kind to me and my babies when we were in Georgia.❤️

[@heidil.4651]

Y’all make me so proud to be a southerner! Born and raised in Louisiana, went to college in Alabama! Love y’all so much!

[@heatherriley3963]

Wait! Wait wait wait! You were born and raised in Louisiana and *chose* to go to college in Alabama... our archenemy?! HOW COULD YOU?!?! I'm kidding, of course. But still... how could you? 😒😆

[@sid2112]

@@heatherriley3963 At least she didn't go to college in Atlanta! Greetings from Georgia!

[@chrisdesselles4441]

Avoyelles Parish here, mon cher!

[@ajplays7241]

when i heard about the salad thing i kind of buzzed cause as a midwestern i love watergate salad my favorite fruit salad ever.

[@johnnyreb3542]

@@chrisdesselles4441…The A.P.!

[@DeDraconis]

I was born in Florida. Let me tell you about the Palmetto Roach. It's roughly the size of an adult male's thumb. It is a sleek, glossy brown in color, and very quick. They like the dark and when you turn the lights on they will scatter so fast you'll wonder if it's an optical illusion. They love cardboard, and if you have ever visited down South and wondered, "Hey, why do you keep your sugar in the fridge?" They are the reason why. They are also fully capable of flight, and they will use this ability not only to fly away, but to come at you and attempt to assert their dominance. Their eyes are phosphorescent, they glow in the dark with an eerie green color. This makes them appear like flying demons as they come at you. When you kill them, they make a huge, juicy mess; and if you don't get the head in the initial splat and watch it, you can see their evil light slowly fade from their eyes - but not before they summon their friends, because for some reason they are attracted to the surfaces you've killed others on before. Thankfully, I live up North now, and only have to worry about the Brown Mamorated Stinkbug. They are the a lesser evil, and as someone who has also been in NYC plenty of times, eh.. your rats are smaller than opossums, quit crying.

[@zaram131]

Whoa I’m scared now

[@tracydimond3759]

Lol I grew up in FL too. I was at a friend's house when this palmetto went traipsing by. My friend grabbed her bottle of "zany" (from Avon ) perfume and squirted it.. That bug flipped over and turned ivory snow white. We never wore that perfume again. 😳🤨😲

[@AJ-sx4zz]

Yeah screw palmetto bugs

[@DougO_]

(Looks at his thumb) Nope, they get bigger.

[@Birdnerd1968]

I never stick around long enough to see the eyes. I always hot foot it out of the room while throwing things back over my shoulder. I think I should be growing a tail with the amount of bug spray and chemicals I use to keep them out of my house because I grew up with the terror of giant flying roaches.

[@SuperCcantu]

I am literally eating a Popeyes biscuits while watching this for the first time. God Bless the South!

[@montanalilac]

I just love all y'all and your wit. The under the breath, honest, unscripted responses you give as you discuss something? I tell you what, makes me laugh and enjoy my day a bit more every time!🥰

[@tspaulding3845]

Northern born but now living in the south some of these are true. When the weather has a "chance" of snow, eggs, milk and bread sell out immediately and the town shuts down. Biscuits and grits that taste like nothing aren't southern. Any meat that's been smothered in gravy NEEDS a biscuit and grits with chicken gravy😋 when cooking grits think polenta and enjoy.

[@katscott6335]

“I got scared just hearing that” sent me, my parents always said they were gonna “whoop my tail,” but they never once laid a hand on me or made me think they were actually going to harm me. Still sent me running and fixed my attitude real quick 😂

[@me2ontube]

well that's your problem - now go n bring me a switch off that willow tree

[@katscott6335]

@@me2ontube lmao. Did you read my entire comment? Even though they didn’t whoop my tail I was so scared they were going to that I didn’t actually have to get whooped.

[@me2ontube]

lol - yep i noticed - just had to make sure you weren't on Santa's naughty list yet 😉

[@leesa9673]

@@katscott6335 I believe that is called a whippin'

[@ugaladh]

@@me2ontube yeah, having to pick your own switch added insult to injury

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

We have been calling the gas stations in my dads home town by the names of the ppl that 1st owned them or what brand gas station they were when they opened up. The "Lil Cricket" = Valero, "Shell" = Exxon, "Exxon" = Sunoco, etc. lol

[@kennethmcgee8795]

I'm 44 years old and was born and raised in the south and this is the first time I've heard of a banana and mayo sandwich. Growing up I always heard of banana and peanut butter.

[@markmybirds3695]

Yeah, but you know what? Peanut butter and pickles is a thing, y'all.

[@janparker3843]

I agree! Lived in the South for 40 years, been all over the place before that...never heard of a banana & mayo sandwich until this. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter & mayo, but not banana & mayo.

[@alberthaystowniv146]

😂I'll make one for $20.00 are ya drunk at my bar? Are yall talking about the "Elvis Presley sandwich"? Have ya tried a Luther Vandross sandwich AKA hamburger with donuts for buns. ❤

[@MarcoPolo-zc6zo]

I remember taking my wife back home and she was astonished at how my family would disregard what she felt were full-blown tornadoes. My Gramps could call a funnel cloud like nobody’s business- while barreling down the road towards it at 80mph.

[@marvac-r7916]

😂😂Excellent! 👏🏼 Tweet to folk up north: "Can anybody north of the Mason-Dixon cook?? A well-stocked spice cabinet, fresh herbs (and a tub o' lard🤭) can go a long way in helping y'all discover actual *flavor*!!!" And did some dumass actually ask why we can't drive in the snow? Same reason you can't get a tan in December. 🤨

[@be.A.b]

The wasp fear thing is an evolutionary adaptation. Most people who “fear” wasps have been stung. It’s more of an avoidance reflex. I went 25 years of my life without being stung.. now when I saw a wasp.. my body automatically recoils in horror, despite not necessarily thinking “fear.” Theirs also evidence that mothers who got bit by a venomous snake within their lifetime, are more likely to have a child with a snake phobia.. even if they don’t know their mother’s medical history.

[@justcurious1146]

I live in Michigan and YES been stung by one, it felt like death was coming to me

[@courtneybreaud806]

A wasp almost flew in my ear and stung me on my face. Those things are evil.

[@Delgen1951]

Give the chose to be stung by a wasp or burned by a lit Ciggate coal, I will take the coals any time.

[@everyBODYlovesJACKiE]

I was stung twice within 2 months INSIDE my sister's house. "Why you scared of them?" bihhhhh it doesn't feel good

[@savannahrae9030]

This makes so much sense. I watch tornadoes in awe because I've never been affected by it, but i run from wasps because i was swarmed when i was 12😂

[@timothygormley1305]

The video is good and the humor - your usual wonderful. What I particularly like is how the cast interacts in a casual setting. It is clear you just "plain old like each other" quite a bit. This is a happy thing. Either that, or you're brilliant actors and actresses.

[@maryellencook9528]

All of the above.

[@punishedpepe1208]

Shoot! You won't catch us having bad manners. We know better.

[@amg_e2007]

Always enjoying your video and from Japan. I felt Southerner’s have something in common with Japanese people especially when it comes to hospitality. I would love travel to the region when travel ban is lifted. Subscribed! 🇯🇵❤️🇺🇸

[@margaretleboeuf6765]

Thank you for your comment! I'm a Southerner who now lives in California, primarily to escape the humidity. I'm proud to have stayed true to the values instilled in me, although I admit I allowed negative opinions change the way I speak. When ah moved heah, mah name was MAWgret. I now pronounce my r's, and other ways SUTHnahs speak. Prejudice is Prejudice. We are who we are, and we need to be proud of who we are, regardless of ethnicity. The weird thing is that now people tell me they like my SUTHen accent when I speak in that accent. Thank you for acknowledging our Suthen hospitality. It's real, as is the way politeness is valued and practiced.

[@BlueRidgeBubble]

Southern hospitality is pretty much just a stereotype It exists Just not to the capacity people will claim Source: In the south currently

[@Launibu]

I think it depends on which city or town you are in. Big cities aren't overly friendly to me. Smaller towns are where it's at. If you go to Atlanta, you will not experience the southern hospitality. If you go to the Suburbs or small towns (where most people don't visit) you will get a ton of hospitality. I live in Alabama, my area is wonderful.

[@leighhollis7909]

Ah, southern hospitality……yeah. I tell you what, it’s a real tried and true in the closer knit towns. Like Sealy, LaGrange, BassDrop are a few examples where southern hospitality rings tried and true. I was raised in Katy…an hour’s drive from Sealy and boy howdy I quite enjoyed my fellow kinsmen down them. They would wander up into Katy and Houston and we would all wander down to them. Most fun is had in Htown though. Katy is suburbia, Sealy is farm town with wide rolling fields and gorgeous longhorns. Houston has all the finer diner, clubbing, strollin’….honestly depends on y’all’s needs and desires. ^.^

[@leighhollis7909]

So my husband just read my comment. I didn’t realize how Texan I sounded……

[@duphasdan]

It took a while for me to try grits, having grown up on cream of wheat. And the phrase 'I tell you what' reminds me a lot of the phrase 'dontcha know' from my birth state of Minnesota. Both are said at the end of sentences and mean basically the same thing, dontcha know.

[@miamazingness]

“I tell you what” makes me think of Hank Hill when abd how he pronounces the “h” in “what” lol

[@user-ii3vn8tn3q]

Oooya der hey

[@michaelmccarthy473]

"Wasps wake up and choose violence every day." Absolute gold!

[@ConstantCompanion]

That second one isn't fair. In the south, snow might be just a little. But underneath is an ocean of black ice. I'm PNW and I know how to drive is the worst snow conditions, but if I lived in the south? I wouldn't take on even a sprinkle

[@ezrea9313]

Right?! If it ever snows here, it doesn't last long before it melts and then refreezes on the roads. We panic about snow because we know what comes next

[@asdisskagen6487]

OMG, this is so true - Arkansas goes straight from surface of the sun hot to ice storm. No in-between. I've driven in the snow up north it's NOTHING like the icey, sleety roads down south.

[@mollynash2597]

People don't realize we probably had freezing rain before the snow came so underneath the thin layer of snow is ice.

[@lucynewlin9544]

Snow is easy to drive in. It’s sleet and ice that are the pits. But even then, you drive like grandma is sitting next to you in her new Sunday dress, with a pot of gravy on her lap, and you best not ruin her dress before you get to church.

[@laidylegs9637]

It's so pleasant to hear accents from all over our lovely nation :) Big fan of southern accents! Our diversity is what makes our country strong, our people is what makes it lovely

[@Adelicows]

I agree. It's pathetic to see how many people look down on others.

[@hlriiiviiiv]

If you’d have ended that with “I’ll tell you what” it would have been the cherry on top

[@maylieallen8919]

They, they have accents?? I don’t hear it 😂

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

It’s the worst thing about this country.. wake up

[@Jonandbrianshow]

@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 the worst? You don't have much knowledge of the rest of the world. At the worst, America is a top 10 country. I could see 9 countries in Europe being possibly considered better than us. But is the US worse than North Korea? Mexico? China? Russia? You have no idea man. At least the US government pretends to care about constitutional rights sometimes. The countries I listed don't care and don't pretend to care.

[@eliselambson7448]

I don't really consider myself "southern," but man, I'm with you all on just about all of these! (Especially the biscuits/grits thing and the tornado/wasp thing. Clearly, some people a) don't know how to eat and b) have never encountered a wasp.) Great as always! :D

[@Demondragonkinggav]

The thing is in my experience on driving, no body knows how to drive anywhere it seems to me. It's down to individuals and not states on how good or bad someone drives.

[@cisium1184]

I think there are places where the drivers are uniformly bad (looking at you, Massachusetts) but probably nowhere where they are uniformly good.

[@IncendiaT1990]

@@cisium1184 I think you meant New Jersey, New York or Philly. Combine the 3 (which happens in places like on the Vine St. expressway or the Schuylkyll expressway (both in Philly)) and you got utter chaos mixed with the Fast & Furious but with crappier cars and unskilled people. 😂😂 BTW, I'd dare say Philly is the absolute worst.

[@veel1973]

You haven't seen Germans drive. They are just the most impatient and rude drivers on the Autobahn til you get on Italian Autostrada!!!!

[@melindahawkins9311]

Talia and Matt are so good together like a super close brother and sister!!! Love them

[@Mike-qz4by]

Alabama

[@hdfizz6700]

I tell you what, I was born and raised in North Dakota for almost 40 years. Now i live in Florida. You are correct when you say we're doing biscuits wrong. This little restaurant, the Breakfast Station, makes the most pillow-y soft, cloudlike biscuits i have ever tasted!!! they are like heaven in your mouth!!! Also, i am TERRIFIED of summer. 60 degrees below zero i can handle, you can dress for that. I can only take of so much clothing before i'll be arrested. so. I have to add this edit quick: your channel has actually been a great learning/teaching tool for me lol Thanks!!

[@texas2step266]

In San Antonio, we call convenience stores "ice houses." There is southern culture, but The South is a big place, and each state is different. I've lived in South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana, and three different cities in Texas. One thing we do have in common is that northerners are afraid of all southern states.

[@melisamcmurrysaccucci1119]

Amen to that. Moved to San Antonio from Alabama and while the culture is really the same, what things are called took a while to understand! We need Waffle House in San Antonio.

[@texas2step266]

@@melisamcmurrysaccucci1119 I sure wouldn't say no to a Waffle House. Meanwhile, Jim's is the place to go for good breakfast and diner food.

[@texaswatch5136]

Nicely said.

[@gangstarrulez]

As a SA native I have never heard this so I gotta know what side of town are you from?

[@texas2step266]

@@gangstarrulez We live on the northeast side, near Converse and Live Oak. I learned to call those stores ice houses when I came to SA at age 14, in 1968. I've lived a lot of other places since then, and came back to SA for good in 1997. I still hear, and use, "ice house," but maybe it is not as common as it was.

[@clydegoodrich6720]

My Southern grandmother was born in 1879, in our hometown, Savannah. She met my New York grandfather in 1895. Her two aunts said they'd never speak to her if she married him. When asked what happened, she said, (grinning)... "They never spoke to me again." Love conquers all. 😍

[@TheMeanGirlz]

Dat dik probably biiiig 😍 💋

[@jerrelmcdaniel6975]

And don’t forget, Down here in the South, we can make a casserole out of anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gaiaowu9862]

i was raised 5 minutes away from the u.s.-mexico border and can definitely say that this video made me realize i'm more southern than i originally thought, ESPECIALLY when they mentioned the thing with the salad, my mother and i will call ANYTHING a salad as long as its mixture and in a bowl

[@avoidingvideogamespoilers6391]

Which state on the border? I live in NC and thinking of moving to Texas.

[@KatharineMongrain]

Excuse me. If you make a biscuit right.... it'll be the best thing you've ever tasted.

[@Jeagan2002]

In response to the "why do you call it a salad" question, one of the definitions of a salad is: "a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing." We call them salads because they're salads, dangit!

[@melindaunknown6411]

So many yankees are moving down south, that the south will die off. Our little town has changed so much I would leave if I could. People don’t say “Hi” anymore. They don’t wave when you drive by. They don’t want to stop and talk. It has turned into a lonely place.

[@BigJon410]

Most can be trained just keep it up till they learn to relax and adjust to the more civilized pace.

[@brianmccarthy5557]

At 65°F in Southern California my tortoise, dog and cat pack it in, come in the house and snuggle in blankets where they sleep. People put on sweaters and winter coats. House heaters, if they're not already on, turn on automatically. We start fires in unused fireplaces and outdoor fire pits. The birds start roosting in sheltered trees. All wildlife seeks shelter and ordinary life for every living creature slows down and becomes a quest for warmth. Plant leaves start changing color and the plants prepare to go into dormancy. The news leads off with reports on the cold snap before the international and national news. Heck, even before the helicopter footage of the most recent freeway car chase. 65°F is a game changer here. Just talking about it makes me feel cold. We need hot chocolate with rum and a shot of whiskey.

[@desertdogscalifornia]

Haha same. I wish it was 65 here.

[@dogz200816]

Here in Michigan 65° is when people break out the shorts, tank tops and flipflops. Although in the early morning you might need to put on a sweatshirt just to take it off as it gets warmer. Also, I don't know how anyone sleeps in the south because once it reaches 70° I wake up sweating. I find it so much easier to sleep in the winter when I can curl up with a fuzzy blanket.

[@Zeldagirl86]

Growing in Southern California and living in Pennsylvania now I tell especially travelers 65 degrees in one state is way different in another. Lol especially inland vs near sea. Or up in the moutians. My grandparents visted from Michigan was like why is California summer night so different and cold .. desert and humidity effects all .

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

If you hear these words, you're talking to a true southerner: "Let's revisit the biscuit conversation."

[@Xanderteeny]

Water bugs were so scary and our house had roaches but here we had mice problems WHEN WE MOVED IN

[@selinaharrison5038]

If ya don’t like your biscuit then you got a bad biscuit

[@xxdrewxx6]

Love the South, miss it dearly every day, but having y'all to watch helps. Seriously, it honestly makes living in Minnesota an easier pill to swallow. Thanks

[@narfharder]

[MN native] Do we know what sunshine is, they said. Of course we do, it's burned into our memory every summer. 37 F and sunny today, I'm goin' out in my t-shirt for a bit, I tell you what.

[@writerbill1]

I don't know how you deal with the cold. That's the coldest I ever was-- (-4 F) in Minneapolis! I didn't stay the whole winter!

[@queenofputrescence5167]

@@narfharder live in Minnesota also! Supposed to be 57 where I live on Saturday. Shorts weather!

[@narfharder]

@@queenofputrescence5167 "Hello, Lady!" I'm ashamed to say, your profile's movie reference is objectively better than mine. "Boo!"

[@pjb3583]

Absolutely loved this! Spent four years in college in Mississippi, and those experiences will never leave me. Ima just gonna cut off the light, carry my Dad to the corner store for beer and then come home and put on my house shoes. Peace from Ohio …

[@annabanana112394]

The salads part reminds me of when me and my grandma use to make carrot salad just thin sliced carrots mayo and raisins 😂 was my favorite thing growing up

[@quailypoes]

I'm from the Puget Sound area and definitely think 65 is hot. A friend and I went to Alaska. It was sunny and about 70 that day and I immediately went and laid down on an ice field as soon as we got to it. My friend, being from Oklahoma, was like "lol are you doing okay there bud?" A lot of biscuits up here are not good. Doughy, heavy, weird, kinda chewy. I spent a while in South Carolina and had real biscuits and fried chicken for the first time and will never forget it 😂 I had a moment of "Oh my goodness, this is REAL food!!!!" And have since learned to make yummy biscuits... though I will not pretend my fried chicken is any good. Yet. Someday! If I can make it evrn 10% as good as the chicken from SC, I'll be happy, because that stuff was amazing