A Southerner Learns English

[@shriker5969]

The lawyer argument was sound.

[@cristianz7]

Totally agree

[@jonathanmullins8854]

@Shriker please recognize the pun you made

[@shriker5969]

@@jonathanmullins8854 😆

[@stellingbanjodude]

The LAWyer pronunciation has always bothered me. They go to law school not Loy school, so therefore it has to be pronounced LAWyer

[@katrinaboleware6103]

I'm from the north and I say it that way. Everyone up north thinks I'm wrong. 😏

[@nicks.5552]

As a teen I worked in a movie theater concession stand. This following was typical... CUSTOMER: “Can I have a Coke?” ME: “What kind?” CUSTOMER: “Diet Sprite.”

[@SarahLandry577]

You should have just given them all actual Cokes.

[@yurmabeechaudits3522]

@@SarahLandry577 he did. After asking which flavor. If you want what you call an "actual coke" you need to say co-cola or coca-cola. Although coca cola owns the trademark on the term coke now, it wasn't always like that. They stole the term from southern culture basically. Do a Google search on when coca cola trademarked the term. You'll find it was 1945 and only after years of advertising trying to get the public to stop calling it that. With that said, carbonated water was previously described as soda because it was thought to cure illnesses. People referred to coca cola as coke only after they learned it contained cocaine with its original invention being for easing pain, particularly on the battlefield. When the stigma surrounding cocaine came around everyone believed all dark carbonated beverages contained cocaine thus the label for all things to be coke. Truly speaking, saying you want a coke would refer to you wanting a carbonated beverage containing cocaine. Why they are still all called cokes today is simply heritage. Calling them by their individual name or sodas as a whole is the only proper designation as sodas are their original name

[@doughesson]

Or order a Coke in a restaurant & the waitress rattles off"Ok,we have Coke,Diet,Tab,Dr Pepper,...."& you make your choice. No muss,no fuss. Why Yankees have to complicate things is beyond me.

[@doughesson]

@@corrineanders6373 Soda is what Yankees drink. I know I've lived among them & learned their ways without becoming suborned by them.

[@doughesson]

@@corrineanders6373 Tennessee & Alabama drink cokes & you make your selection from what the waitress names. Even when I lived in Paducah,it was coke

[@stephenriggs8177]

Born and raised in Texas. Scored in the top half percent on my English Achievement Test. Southerner is right, on all counts.

[@Mayaa2424]

You know you’re southern when you couldn’t tell what was the problem with the words he said 😂

[@janicehousley4833]

I know!! I am like “ What? He said it right!”

[@whoisjohngault3270]

Amen

[@roserollins9800]

South Carolina in the house

[@forgettheworld4277]

I never knew it was called a semi truck

[@elultimo102]

Ex of Southside of Chicago, and understood every word. I used to dispatch trucks, and we called them "semis." (18 wheeler was usually on the CB). BTW, a semi can have as few as 10 wheels, on small "city rigs."

[@timeflies72]

I remember asking my 5th grade teacher how to spell “wallago,” and learned it was “a while ago.”

[@danielleking262]

lol oh wow 😆

[@the_real_littlepinkhousefly]

Oh, my gosh, me too! That was the moment I realized Texan and English were not always the same language. That was a long wallago.

[@MelissaThompson432]

😂😂😂

[@RedDevilRaspberry]

🤣🤣 this made my sides hurt 🤣🤣

[@Caeric77]

Hmmm... we pronounced it with an 'h'... whallago, but otherwise the same :)

[@mimimcbroom7413]

Being half Japanese I didn't think I had much of a southern accent until I heard an audio recording of my voice. Nothing is more discombobulating than hearing Japanese spoken with a Texas accent. konichiwa ya'll

[@janetprice85]

Try German! Lol! With a slow drawl.

[@Donna-cc1kt]

🤣😂🤣

[@coryv5679]

This reminds me of Rush Hour 3 with Jackie Chan getting told by Chris Tucker to tell the Asian dude who speaks French to talk right.

[@nmelkhunter1]

Now that’s funny. I mean very, very funny! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@loriparker7755]

🤣 I snorted.

[@TheDragonBloom]

Only a southerner can hear the subtle difference between jewelry box and jury box.

[@chrispile3878]

Unlike some yahoo saying "joolery".

[@misseselise3864]

there’s a silent L in there... somewhere

[@mssendfitness]

I was born in the south, and raised in the midwest but i could still hear the difference!

[@Bacopa68]

I mean come on. The middle vowel is totally different. Linguists would say that "jury" is a bunched "r" and "jewelry " is a retroflex "r" and that they are fully distinct. These sounds are widespread in the US and are a part of the standard Inland Southern dialect of the US. This is one of the most strongly rhoitic dialects of English in the world. The bunched and retroflex "r" are found only in a few places in the UK today, though they were more common in the 1600's. The bunched and retroflex "r" sounds are difficult. They are the last sounds a child can make if the child grows up in a community that has these sounds. "Jewelry" is an "L" to retroflex "r". "Jury" is the more commonplace bunched "R" sound. Take heart that we sound more like Shakespeare than anyone in the UK today.

[@the_real_littlepinkhousefly]

@@Bacopa68 Bless your heart, it's "rhotic" not "rhoitic". And I'ma have to run this by my degreed linguist son to see if you're actually speaking linguist-ese. (This is the kind of stuff I've had to listen to coming out of my son's mouth since he was 15 -- he's 27 now and still talks to me for hours about what he's studying in grad school, and I still have very little clue what he's saying. Except "rhotic". That one I know.)

[@LadyAnuB]

"What are you going to use that 'hamburger meat' for?" "Ummmm…tacos" Totally busted up at this. 🤣

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

He just called out my entire family with one question. 😂

[@jeffreysmith236]

Taco is the whole thing, not an ingredient. So hamburger meat tacos is in fact correct.

[@LadyAnuB]

@@jeffreysmith236 The meat by designation is for hamburgers, to use it for something else means it then becomes that dishes meat. In this case, taco meat. 🤣

[@lward9675]

Why? Lol.

[@clv2015]

@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 same!! 😂😂

[@richardhaganjr7891]

I was 21 when my dad (mid forties at the time) called me to let me know he had just learned it is actually chest OF drawers.... That day changed both of our lives.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

I was about the same age when I learned.

[@CeliaBordeaux]

😂😂😂😂 i totally get him. I always thought it was chester drawers….remember when my nephew set me straight😂😂😂

[@jasonreed1921]

Chester drawers

[@my2cents49]

"I'll speak my Southern English just as naturally as I please" 👋😂

[@sallyphillips9175]

Except it's "I'll speak my Southern English just as natural as I please." I love that song, even though my home's in Georgia. I'm in the heart of Dixie, Dixie's in the heart of me.

[@maryplaidy6814]

@@sallyphillips9175 No, ma'am! The Heart of Dixie is in the great state of Alabama. It's on their license plates.

[@markeaton6435]

Okay, folks, I was today years old when I learned that it wasn't "Southernese", but "Southern English". Bless my pea-pickin' heart.

[@nickydancy4087]

I know datz right...sookie sookie nah..

[@reesaserik3759]

We say 'nachally'. Texas here.

[@ladiel79]

I’m from AL, and I totally heard the difference between the “jery” box and the jury box.

[@cletust.darrell8363]

Honestly it just sounded like 'jewlery' to me

[@dianaklien1560]

I heard jewl-ry and jury. How did he suppose to say it I wonder?

[@ashley2883]

I'm from the north and heard the difference lol

[@decorummortis5175]

@@ashley2883 me too

[@justanoldman697]

I'm from Ohio and I heard the difference!

[@reflexxuns767]

My family was from Arkansas and moved to the north. When my kids were in school, they were required to read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. They were the only two kids who understood it. The teacher spent the next three days "interpreting" that book for the rest of the class!

[@CoyoteSeven]

Now did you pronounce it "saw-yer" or "soy-yer"?

[@hishealer]

Alabama folks went right to breaking down the story. 3 days max and on to the next book.

[@JadeDragon407]

That's dedgum hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was the day we figured out who was smarter than a 5th grader.

[@hanskloss1331]

how about Uncle Remus stories ?

[@EmpressEdyn]

I read that book when I was like eight. I did not know that non-southerners cant understand it

[@andreaashley8783]

I'm from Germany, been here for 32 years in the south..... imagine my german accent that I have not lost ... together with southern speech. It's hilarious 🤣😆🤣😆🤣

[@MalfosRanger]

That does sound like a roarin good time.

[@country_flyboy]

Now I can only imagine what my German sounds like! Ich spreche Deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut. Ich komme aus Tennessee.

[@johnhamburn3845]

my great grandfather was from germany was shipped to the US as a young boy he ended up marrying a cajun from south Louisiana imagine being exposed to cajun English its like a whole other language. oil is pronounced earl, bearl is boil, though much of our words are french but even our french is completely different and is nothing like the common french language.

[@backyardr.c.6280]

Fredericksburg Texas might be worth visiting. There are several German descendents around that area.

[@andreaashley8783]

@Nate Byers....... perfect in spelling and grammar!!😊

[@davidstoyanoff]

A girlfriend once invited me to visit her family Boone North Carolina. They offered me a beverage and I said "I'll have a soda". Then they blessed my heart.

[@joycegallowayparker9652]

lol, we southern women will "bless your heart" when we're angry at you, when we feel sad for you, when we see you do something nice for a person, and when we see you do something stupid. It's just all in the tone of how we say it as to which one we're referencing.

[@TheDragonBloom]

"Bless your heart" is the southern equivalent to politely calling someone an idiot to their face.

[@andrewharrison1320]

Oooww that had to hurt

[@keepinstepoutdoors3364]

🤣 and sorry you were called that

[@dominiquewright896]

Bless your heart. (You’re an idiot)

[@adriennefriend]

This was so much fun. Before you said each word, I guessed it from the picture - and I was delighted to hear you say the same thing I was thinking. I am from rural north Georgia and you nailed it! From hamburger meat to man-aise, coke machine to Chester drawers! ❤

[@maryhirsch869]

It's not "man-aise"? No one around here would know what "may-o-naise" even is. lol

[@clovismerovingian2239]

I had no idea that other regions didn't call it hamburger meat.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

We do. In the mid-west they call it "Ground Chuck", but the rest of us just call it hamburger. Only the USDA calls it "Ground Beef". If we mean "patties", we say "patties", as in "Grab some burger patties from the store."

[@jacobliedtke9821]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 I live in the midwest and I have never heard one person call it "ground chuck" or "hamburger meat". I have only ever heard "ground beef" where I am from.

[@luannecates8481]

Ground meat Ground beef Chuck meat Hamburger meat (especially if you use it to make burgers!

[@cameronwhyte7223]

Mince meat.

[@cruzmissileoutdoors]

The 18wheeler bit. He is correct there is 18 wheels there, also incorrect because Semi truck means just the truck (tractor) without the trailer.

[@amandabaddeley-davis6218]

I know im southern, but I never really thought I spoke like a southerner. After this video, I realize I was wrong about that lol

[@manxgirl]

Apparently, I'm bilingual. Cause I use both versions of a lot of those pictures. Awesome!☺

[@e-chantheapple198]

Same

[@sarahr3076]

This reminds me a bit of when I was in North Carolina a few years ago. The very first day my family and I were there, someone told us, "We don't really have Southern accents around here." My family and I just smiled politely. We all heard the Southern accent the second she opened her mouth!

[@ayakotami3318]

I'm can speak both ways but my Southern side comes out with most things like these items. XD

[@sid2112]

I'm southern and carefully cultivate my accent to reproduce Rhett Butler as closely as possible. Makes the wife swoon :)

[@duphasdan]

The Coke part made me laugh as I had an experience when I first moved to the south as a kid. I went to a Wendy's and asked 'How much is a pop?'. The worker asked what I said, and I repeated. The worker asked that I point and I pointed up to the Diet Coke and said 'Like the Diet Coke'. The worker then replied 'Oh, you want Coke'. While I was still pointed confused I said 'No, I want Diet Coke' and everyone just started laughing. I then found out later that Coke is a term southerners, mostly in Georgia, refer to pop and other soft drinks.

[@stephschubring9693]

I'm a Midwesterner. None of you southerners know what a ,"bubbler" is. HA. But went on a mission trip to Surfside Beach, TX. One of the things we were warned about by our originally Southern chaperone who drove the van I was in was that all soda is "coke" And we had Sonic for the first time.

[@duphasdan]

@@stephschubring9693 You must read too fast. I am originally from Minnesota.

[@taniawilliams3427]

No one in the South calls Coke "pop".

[@Blakethornton66.]

@@taniawilliams3427Pop is a straight dumbass term too

[@Blakethornton66.]

@@duphasdanMinna-soda-….budum tss-…get it-…no- just me?

[@nancymills1884]

I remember when my Southern uncle asked why I had an accent. My true Southern aunt said,”Danny Ray, she’s from the North, she cain’t hep it.” His response was I needed to stay in Mississippi so I could ‘learn to talk right’.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

I'll drink to that.

[@AJM2408]

Love stories like this.

[@UKCrazy007]

I mean where's the lie?

[@dragonson72]

I visited my friend up in RI, his friends ask about my accent, I Ask What Accent?

[@jettahammond2916]

Lol 😂

[@nicoleabed2480]

My mom used to call the washing machine the warshing machine 😂

[@PirateLeota]

My mom did too, whenever she did the warsh! :D

[@jrnestreehouse4405]

I thought my mom had a speech impediment 💀

[@lili19743]

My friend's mom called the fridge an "icebox" and when something was spilled she'd say "wap it up".

[@RevRedmondFarrier]

I inherited my grandmother's house when she passed and I still find shopping lists and such tucked away where she actually spelled out stuff like "warshing powders" and "squarsh"

[@thistlefield24]

My grandma did that

[@sweetelisum]

I made my mom FINALLY watch your channel as she's not good with the internet, but she watched it twice and said she laughed her a** off. bravo!

[@jadebirdsong1563]

"Are you sure I shouldn't be the one teachin' this class?" Ain't it the truth?!😄

[@jacobliedtke9821]

*Is that not the truth?!* English, please.

[@Bacopa68]

Yeah, sure . I spent some time up north and got along fine with my most formal speech. There were still a few quirks they thought were weird. They asked me to say "acorn" a lot. They thought it was funny I said "eh-kern". Funny thing is I think I never saw more than a few oak trees up there. They did have some good trees, just not the water oak and live oak I was used to. They had a tulip tree, a kind of deciduous magnolia that becomes massive. In the spring it dropped slimey bracts that smelled bad and made sidewalks slippery with slime. They had other cool trees too, but few oaks. Maybe no oaks. I never saw acorns. Maybe since they don't have that many acorns they don't understand "eh-kern" is the better way to say it.

[@lr_laura]

@Just Shane you know you’ve messed up when a southerner tells you “bless your heart” 😃✋🏼

[@tristancoffin]

@@Bacopa68 um I grew up with oaks. Acorn or you better start saying kern on da cob

[@kova1577]

@@jacobliedtke9821 English isn’t a language that has a proper way of speaking or spelling. If it did, it sure wouldn’t be the American version of English

[@southerndigest8996]

“I was really hoping you could tell me who Chester was.” 😂 At least he knew it wasn’t a chiffarobe!

[@flossyphp]

He's the guy who make the drawers

[@jeanpresley1220]

now a days how many people know what a chiffarobe is ?? most young folksand and northers dont

[@siljatanner1318]

I said chiffarobe first before I caught myself

[@lili19743]

@@jeanpresley1220 I used to hide in the chiffarobe. No one ever thought to look there.

[@ruthanngalt7402]

It's a bureau, pronounced beer-o.

[@ratsumatra3003]

Yes sir. And iced tea is automatically sweet. I laughed real hard at this one. It's real. Thank you for the smile.

[@TheAmandajoy4602]

Coke for everything... so true! What kinda Coke you want? I got Dr.Pepper, Sprite and Mountain Dew😆

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

If I ask for a Coke, and you ask me what kind, I'll punch you in the face.

[@jerryturner2310]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 ...Looks like we found the Yankee.

[@leannes5100]

In SC we say soda so it’s not all of the south that says coke for everything.

[@belle314]

Depending on what part of SC. We call all carbonated drinks "Coke" in the Lowcountry. Drove my relatives crazy when they would come to visit. And their reactions when they realized tea in our house was always sweet. I wish more video camera where around then!!!!

[@jamespruitt6718]

@@belle314 we do in the upstate too.

[@center4nerds]

you could make almost a whole channel out of this alone ;D

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

You could. But expect the comment section to become quite heated. It's be like a Verbal Civil War. Which the North will in. Cuz the South can't talk. Or read. #shotsfired

[@uniquematerial2441]

Hoot & 1/2. Southern Yankee in da house!

[@schippendale91]

They did. 😏🤠

[@ajcarr1965]

@@rowynnecrowley1689Well bless your heart. You need to tuck your tongue behind your teeth, sugar, 'cause your stupid is showing. #ShotsReturned

[@dannyisdaddy8098]

there is a channel made almost out of this alone. This man has made guest appearances on it but it's about the south and skits about it

[@ChristysChannelYall]

I’m from southern Mississippi and he sounds perfectly normal to me ❤

[@AuntieMaru]

I'm proud that I got all of these right. 😁 And I was in my late 30s before I saw "chest of" in print and finally realized that that was chester. Brilliant video. Made me laugh out loud at the reaction to coke machine.

[@ckhirikasvoncpf6548]

Oh. Chest ‘er drawers.

[@bx22able]

This is not a joke. I'm 44, from south Louisiana and I just realized I've never seen it written. I stopped saying Chester drawers in my teens and adopted "dresser" or just "drawers" You just made me feel like an idiot, though.

[@ckhirikasvoncpf6548]

​@@bx22able I figured chest'er drawers was Chester wood drawers

[@AuntieMaru]

@@bx22able Thumbs up, but you aren't an idiot. If I had never seen it written I still wouldn't know that it wasn't some set of drawers named after some guy named Chester. You aren't alone!

[@Ben_Chillin]

Been living in Alabama all my life and never heard anyone call them 'chester drawers'. It's a chesta drawers!

[@stacimentus316]

I've often wondered who Chester was....😁

[@susanparker9873]

me too😂

[@kbs8586]

Thought he was the man who made it

[@cowboy4jesus3N1]

@@kassieblackmon4761 got that right. People would be surprised at what a smile and a drawl would get ya.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

My gramma also said that, but she meant the short kind, not the tall dressers. Those were just dressers.

[@redstateforever]

And why we had so many of his drawers.

[@MarleyMania1]

I literally come back to this video multiple times a year because it's so accurate and funny!

[@davidyoungquist6074]

I did get to act as a translator between a lovely you waitress at a Stucky's in Alabama and a couple from London once.

[@redstateforever]

The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language- George Bernard Shaw (I think).

[@davidyoungquist6074]

@@redstateforever For sure

[@terraalbritton6405]

London, KY?! 😛

[@AaronnaPhiliou]

I had to do it at a plant sale in Gainesville GA

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

lmaooo

[@allisonshaw9341]

Native-born Southerner here. When I was a kid, my great-grandmother would take her walking stick and whap on the fanny or legs any of us who mispronounced words or used incorrect grammar. She was a native Cherokee speaker, spoke better English than most white folks, and I doubt there was a word in the dictionary she couldn't spell, know the definition of, pronounce, or use, and she and my mother had us learn and use 10 new words a day. What this meant was that other kids made fun of us for sounding high-faluting, and I got called "Harvard" a lot. I was, however, very popular as a partner for Spelling Bee teams.

[@MelissaThompson432]

I have had somebody accuse me of "using all them college words."

[@enfynet]

Good thing you’re not in England getting smacked in the fanny... because that’s something women have and men don’t.

[@allisonshaw9341]

@@enfynet You Brits have an entirely different lexicon of slang, and I find sometimes that I say something that comes across in a way I never intended... usually to the amusement of said Brits. I think I can venture what your definition of fanny is, and it's not one's bum, is it?

[@enfynet]

@@allisonshaw9341 I’m not Bri’ish And you’re correct, it’s not your behind. 😂

[@goudagirl6095]

But your grandma was RIGHT. 👍 People do judge by how one speaks, it's simply human nature. I come from a long line of teachers, and you had better believe they did not put up with my saying things like "me and so-and-so" or any other type of "cheap" talk! Today I am an executive assistant, where my job is to make my bosses look (and sound) good. And let me tell you... _how_ some of the people I have worked for _ever_ made it into management, let alone business in general, is a mystery I will never figure out! 🙄

[@daviddavid5880]

I'd love you to make this a short series involving some of the seriously incomprehensible Southern dialects. Some of these hollers and swamps produce accents that would stump Farmer Fran.

[@alexr4468]

As a Russian, southern English is more understandable for me🌸 You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar✨

[@DD-gi6kx]

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar...why do people keep repeating this stupid saying....you catch the most flys with cow shit

[@TTFSZ]

Heyo I'm Russian too, I was born and adopted from Russia, and I've lived in the South my whole life and this Goes to show the south do have a culture of its own.

[@dimeballs333]

@@TTFSZ same!

[@angelousmortis8041]

@@TTFSZ Despite what most Yanks believe, we really do, by and large, try to be a melting pot of culture these days, I grew up with friends from all walks of life and from all sorts of cultural backgrounds and everyone was treated pretty much the same. Sure, the Lawmakers may not be the best, but the average folk you'll meet on the street'll usually be as friendly as can be.

[@aprildriesslein5034]

Makes sense...southerners speak slower, which I imagine would be helpful.

[@pineappleunderthesea5731]

I never understood why people thought we sounded so different. But as I heard Matt say everything exactly like I do then heard the alternate....omg they’re right! Eye opening.

[@aaronpanesar]

Ear opening

[@vertderferk]

I recently found your channel and have been watching older videos. This absolutely tickles my funny bone. I am in Illinois and my cousin grew up in Michigan. She has lived in Alabama for many years and I tease her accent every time we talk, so this brings a huge smile to my face.

[@Briansgate]

Southerner: I do speak English! Northerner: You, you speak Southern, we speak English. English person: No, we speak English, you speak American. And yes, Brits love Southern accents.

[@mweskamppp]

all those pesky colonial english speakers.

[@belladonnatook8851]

Ah, but I can assure you today's Beeb does *NOT* deliver in the clipped tones of the "received" English of 50 years ago!

[@thevirtualtraveler]

I feel like Southern is more akin to British than yankee accents are. Like sometimes on GBBO, someone says something and I swear for just a moment I think, "are they Southern?"

[@janetprice85]

I watched a documentary once for British audiences and they had subtitles. I couldn't understand why until I realized the people being interviewed were from the deep South. Lol!

[@littlet-rex8839]

@@janetprice85 my wife raised in Michigan has lived in the south for over 20 years, she still has trouble understanding people

[@elizabethsteen581]

In 1992, I was in college and said something to my friends about the "chester drawers" in my dorm room. Everyone started screaming laughing, and I didn't know why. I was a sophomore in college before I realized that piece of furniture is a CHEST OF DRAWERS, lol!!! 😂😂

[@joseph_p]

Classic r/boneappletea

[@momentsformoms9467]

Is that what he meant? lol we call it a dresser and I was expecting him to say armoire.

[@harrissl29]

I didn't get it until you explained it. I was like what's wrong with what he is saying. I turn 40 in one week and now know it's "chest of drawers" and not "Chester drawers".

[@artfuldodger870]

Can relate!

[@jasonours6957]

Never really heard anyone call it a chest of drawers maybe bc a a southerner we call it Chester drawers bc it’s easier to say

[@randyduncan4004]

Honest truth: my grandfather kept an old “want ad” in his pocket of funny paper clippings for Chester Drawers. Our favorite however was “ Free dog, all shots, eats anything especially fond of children “. Thanks for clean true southern humor.

[@kellij7425]

Ouch! I fell out of my chair at the Coke machine. Soo true.

[@Bacopa68]

All carbonated beverages are coke, even when they are not. The picture was clearly a Pepsi branded coke machine. Some coke machines are like that. It's all coke unless it's Coke. And even when it isn't, if it's from a machine it's a coke even if it isn't. Machines are even more coke than Coke itself whatever they have in them. Even the movie Dr Strangelove supports the idea that machines have coke. And yes, you should never damage a coke machine unless you are an authorized person who needs to speak with The President. Otherwise you will have to answer to Coke if you order a Coke machine to be vandalized with a machine gun and do not get through to The President. Even if the machine had been stocked with Pepsi products, Mandrake would have been accountable to Coca-Cola. It's just how it works. Impending nuclear war under false orders does not change that.

[@thejohnbeck]

Pepsi sux

[@leegraves101]

@@thejohnbeck and Coke wants us to be “less white.”

[@TexasRose50]

I still call a refrigerator an ‘ice box.’ Guess I’m telling my age now. Love this video!! Lol!

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

I don't regularly, or on purpose, but it does occasionally come out. I was raised by a bunch of old fucks.

[@TexasRose50]

You mean old folks? My dad, when he was young was actually an ice man who delivered ice blocks to people with ice boxes. It just stuck with me all these years.

[@brianmurphy1000]

Heh

[@Briansgate]

Granny used to call it the Cabinator.

[@whoisjohngault3270]

It is an “ice box” 😂. (58 year old Virginian)

[@jondobbins1256]

Both my parents were Depression Era, Dad from rural Missouri. Mom from Wilmington NC. You, Mr. Mitchell are fabulous! Mom learned to loose her accent when she came to Missouri so people could understand her. However, she could turn it on/off like a switch. If she wanted you to listen, she flipped the switch to on. Southernspeak is meant to be spoken slow and with deliberation. The best is to listen to an old time minister read King James bible verses.

[@csimmonsjr]

I bet the English teacher can’t say pecan right either.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

P'kahn. Eat it.

[@csimmonsjr]

@@rowynnecrowley1689, let’s answer this with a question. What is the aluminum container that you drink your beer or coke out of? Is it a kahn?

[@asphodelale]

@@csimmonsjr Kan or khan, it requires a 'koo-zee'.

[@jaydee3730]

45% of the South says pee-can, 55% says puh-con. So it's pretty evenly divided, and a source of daily arguements. But, since I'm from Georgia, the largest producer of pee-cans in the world, I'm gonna say that the way I say it is correct. Pee-can.

[@csimmonsjr]

@@jaydee3730 can South Carolinians and Georgians finally agree on something?

[@whitebeardInn]

Georgia boy here: Born late 50's, formative years 60's, teen years 70's. I understood every single word he said. And they were all correct! But now I live in a state I never heard of as a kid (and still can't find on a map)... Warshington!

[@coolfeet1]

Worshington*

[@yurmabeechaudits3522]

@@coolfeet1 wor as in wore out and war as in warshington are the same

[@redstateforever]

I’m a southern girl who married into the Navy, did some time in WA. It’s like being an attraction in a freak show, I volunteered at my son’s school and it was like I was from another planet, they’re always asking you to say stuff like you’re speaking a foreign language. In a way, I guess we do, lol. That place is way too cold and wet, btw. I once counted how many days in a row it rained, got to 40 something and gave up. And then there was the 4th of July when I watched the fireworks wearing a thick hoodie while huddled under a wool blanket. That is just sick and wrong, I tell ya. Sick and wrong.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

Hopefully you got some rain boots. Or a boat.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

@@redstateforever Bless your heart.

[@Trockenmatt]

My mom went to college in Texas, and the one big thing she learned was to use the word Y'all. I was raised with that, and now despite living in Oregon for most of my life I still use it, because it's honestly a really useful word

[@sissinoklahoma2057]

Ever go to the frijraider to get ey-sss? (They couldn't say ice on this channel because we all say it like an elongated country cussword!) Love everything Matt does!

[@MelissaThompson432]

I don't think you can SPELL the correct pronunciation of "ice." It's almost "ahss," but with something close to "ass" for good measure. At least you didn't go to the Frigidaire. I don't think we've ever owned a Frigidaire brand appliance in my entire extended family, but guess what they call it?

[@Briansgate]

my granny called hers the 'cabinator.'

[@bibbiana4Lyfe]

My granny : "Frigidaire" for all brands of refrigerator.

[@vicpeck6509]

NOT THE FRIJRAIDER

[@supergene256]

@@bibbiana4Lyfe amazing…my parents are from Haiti and that’s what they call all fridges in their language

[@emmerphant]

Born and raised in Alaska and living in Texas has been a trip 😂 I can’t understand half of what anyone says

[@thuggins2086]

Oof...Texas isn't even that bad when you compare it to the Southern states East of us. Lol

[@zacharyfeller4187]

@@thuggins2086 hey we Tennesseans don't talk that strange. You might here some occasional bad grammar but it ain't all that bad. Just remember plum=very and they are can become them is. Other than that can become 2 syllables like "uh'r'nat" but once you got that down your fine.

[@ajcarr1965]

@@zacharyfeller4187 "Over there" is "ovair" in east Texas & much of Tennessee.

[@zacharyfeller4187]

@@ajcarr1965 yeah that's true. Can't say i personally day that but people do indeed say that

[@joyces5593]

Excuse me!! Texas is not considered the South......totally different. And I never heard "warsh" til my friend's mother (who was from Indiana or Ohio or one of those) say it.

[@kenziethemom]

I only watched the first bit by myself, but I went to my oldest kid to watch the rest, because I say I speak Texan, not English. I live in PA now, so you can imagine the jokes I get about my language selection lol. My daughter was dying because I said the last few, especially coke (my co workers will laugh and say "yes ill take a pop" and I'll be like "ok, I'll get you a coke. You want mountain dew?") And as soon as you showed the picture, I said "chester drawers" and she damn near died when you said exactly what I did LMAO

[@bettynewberry1]

Well scuse the hell outa me! Who knew we was speaking a whole nother language.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

What you speak barely qualifies as "language". :P

[@bettynewberry1]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 Bless your heart.

[@yurmabeechaudits3522]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 language is anything that allows two people to communicate 🙄 you not understanding it has no bearing on the definition of language.

[@mew5395]

The non southern version still has a southern accent which makes this great

[@kova1577]

Does he?

[@grassroot011]

Cuz it's by the same guy, Eh?

[@Howiesgirl]

Bless you for the Randy Owen/Alabama reference! I finished that sentence in my head while you were speaking it. But now that song is stuck in my head, so I know what music I'll be listening to tonight, lol. I'm a Yankee Pennsylvania girl, but there's a ton of us country music lovers up here... especially in the rural areas. Many of the sayings & pronunciations are the same as southern folk too. Except we don't say "y'all", we say "yinz" or "you's"-- depending on the region you're from. I have family in Tennessee, so I really enjoy watching your videos, as they remind me of my visits there as a kid.

[@deeprollingriver5820]

I love being southern. I feel privileged to sound like a southerner!

[@foechicken8023]

Me too. I live on the GC of Texas but have family in east Texas and after visitin' when I come home I have a heavier draw. I can't help it either but I don't mind. When I finally get moved to deep north Texas I will sound even more so and that is also just fine by me.

[@americapie9214]

That's right, speaking English from the south. It sounds good to me. Heehaw.

[@TheRealToejam2022]

Texas is not in the south.

[@carlablair9898]

Living all my life in South Carolina. My mom from South Dakota affected my Southern accent, but after she was here for a while she finally learned to speak correctly.

[@brianmatthews4323]

I've spent my whole life down here, and even I can relate to the man's frustration.🤣

[@TokenFlvme]

I'm 24, and it was last week shopping for baby furniture that I learned it is in fact pronounced, "chest of drawers" I was mind blown to say the least 😅

[@FarmgirlFriday]

I’ve never been to the south, but I spent some time living in Australia. They also call them ‘Chester drawers’ and they will even spell it that way if they are selling one on Facebook marketplace. Made me laugh to see it, but I didn’t know it was a southern US thing too!

[@eggsman63]

Wait no… it cant be…

[@midnari]

Thank you for that. I didn't get the joke. "Why is he walking away? Those ARE Chester Drawers!"

[@slartybartfast1112]

I blame my mom for Chester Drawers. Ive never heard anyone other than her say it but I knew that’s how 99% of us southerns say it lol. I don’t have much of an accent these days but I do occasionally say Chester drawers.

[@KSeigY]

I'd have just called it a Dresser, personally. That's probably something else entirely, but... it'll do for me.

[@steroidbaggins2936]

I’m from Florida and moved to nc when I was 12, so my vocabulary is a weird mix of mostly southern English with the odd yankee word and pronunciation here and there. Being from Florida and being Latin, I’d also say that while I have a southern accent, I do talk faster than most other southerners I meet, they often have trouble understanding me. Let’s just say that the southern accent is meant to be spoken with a drawl, not a time limit😂 Also, Florida is DEFINITELY the south. It’s just that once you hit Orlando it becomes Latin America and the southerners stick to the rural swampy areas in between the yankee retirement communities and latin cities.

[@alperdue2704]

Or as a friend says, “My southern ears can’t hear that fast.”

[@janetprice85]

Very true. And the old saying that north Florida is really south Georgia is true. Lol!

[@corywilliams9895]

@@janetprice85 yeah I’m from Tallahassee so… yeeeaaah. Spot on. Just moved to Tampa and it’s a whole different state.

[@janetprice85]

@@corywilliams9895 I have relatives that are Yankees who retired to New Port Richie and they were afraid of the geckos. Lol!

[@NevilofMars]

I used to work in a call center. I had two different callers from Florida. I asked each one of them, what part of New York they were from. Both seemed offended and told me that they were born and raised in Florida. Which lead me to believe, that so many New Yorkers moved to Florida, that some Floridians who have never been to New York, have New York accents!

[@cheekymonkey5621]

When we moved up north they tried to put my son in speech classes. I said you cannot put someone in speech classes because he has an accent. Previous school in the south said he was the most articulate young kid they had ever had, coming from a teacher who had taught for twenty years.

[@jakobofcincy]

that is plain sad, if the teacher doesn't understand his accent that his not his damn fault, make that damn teacher learn southern English!

[@teresacryer5872]

I wonder if they'd have attempted if the child had an accent from a foreign country while speaking English?

[@sburris65]

I had no idea Matt had a channel! Love this since I always say I speak 2 languages..1. English 2. Southern

[@living4mylord]

I didn't either 😂💗

[@Bill_N_ATX]

Hell, I speak three. Texan, Southern, and English. I was once giving a presentation in France to a bunch of people from all over the world, all of whom spoke English for work. One of them stopped me after about three minutes and said, “I know you are speaking English but I’m not understanding but half of it.” I had to be careful and keep it simple and enunciate like a TV announcer.

[@ven0m.451]

Lawyer!! 😂😂 I got so many looks when I moved to Pittsburgh

[@cowboy4jesus3N1]

Ever see the Madea movie when she goes on a roll about Lawyer n Liar ?

[@ven0m.451]

@@cowboy4jesus3N1 I have not

[@meganjoelyn2207]

I love this. I'm from the west coast and some southern accents are hard for me to understand...yet I like how they sound. This was very funny!

[@sallyannburke2607]

Although I’m a northerner I can relate. My mom would always scream I have the right-A-way when someone cut her off in traffic. I was always confused by what that meant but just figured I learn what it meant when I learned to drive. So when I went out to learn to drive the driving instructor pronounced it correctly the right (OF) way and it dawned on me. I was raised Catholic and my mom and the priest had thick Providence accents so they called the apostles creed something sounding like the Opossums creed. Figured opossums must have been in the Bible🤷🏼‍♀️. Also you a quat of milk for a dolla and a quata. I swear Rhode Island doesn’t even speak English

[@janetprice85]

I love regional accents. My great aunts from the W.Ky, St.Louis, SW Illinois area had an interesting accent that was unique. It sounded kind of southern but also kind of midwestern too.

[@andyhuebschmann5616]

My wife grew up in Seakonk, Mass. Every once in awhile, her heritage comes out! I LOL and ask her yo repeat what she just said!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Possums creed 🤣🤣🤣

[@Secret_Takodachi]

As someone from the south shore of Massachusetts: you think people in R.I. don't use the letter R?! The name of the baseball team in Boston is the RED Sox but you won't hear them called that. Nope! Locals always just say "The Sox ah on tonight!" or "I gotta wicked headache kid, the Sox won last night so me and the boys went out ta pahty!" To non-sports people out there: The MLB also has a team called the White Sox: Bostonians are *so dedicated* to eliminating the letter R at every opportunity that the locals have managed to remove a prominent R from everyday use via a nickname that isn't even distinct enough to specifically apply to their team. Hell, I'm not convinced Sox fans even really hate the Yankees anymore. In retrospect, a lot of that animosity might've been triggered by all those Rs in Derek Jeter's name lol

[@NotKyleChicago]

Your reference to opposums reminded me of when I turned raccoons Jewish by saying that I read they had rabbis (instead of rabies). I hadn't heard "rabies" before so pronounced it as "rabbis".

[@thegodofalldragons]

He's got a point about "lawyer," though. Phonetically, that IS how it should be pronounced.

[@henrynoel4223]

Low-yer is more to the point.

[@okaydetar821]

@@henrynoel4223 No one says low-yer, they say loy-er

[@karachristiansen192]

But "oil" is pronounced "Ole"...

[@Beanie26]

@@karachristiansen192 no...? oil is said like oy-ill (ill as in hill) and Ole is said like in "Hole"

[@dawnfire82]

@@Beanie26 Not in Texas.

[@sc0rch3d]

I couldn't even say "coke machine" without already laughing at myself!

[@infinity-8250]

The whole hamburger meat for tacos I feel targeted when he said sure 😂😂😂

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

"I'll speak my 'Southern English' just as naturally as I please." Because My Home's in Alabama. Southern-born, and Southern-bred. (I had to pause and squee on hearing that line. Thank you, Matt!) Edit: And then you clarified right after, and I saw why no one else had commented on it. But I still love that it's in there.

[@Briansgate]

American by birth, Southern by the Grace of Gawd.

[@sarahb9240]

😂 I'm from PA, and I grew up pronouncing things the same way as Matt. All sodas were coke, and ground meat is hamburger. ❤ Love this channel.

[@ellariel7457]

Today, I was in a Walmart in Hannibal, MO ... one place, if any, I’d think, where a displaced Southerner might hope to be understood. Just needing a quick bottle of body wash, I left my shopping & stepped off the main aisle. Meanwhile, an associate came through with a palette jack, fully loaded. I came back and asked him whether he’d seen my buggy. He didn’t just look at me funny - he actually said, “Wha??!” I quickly remembered my code-switching and asked for my cart instead. Voilá! Reunited with my shopping in no time. Nice fella! But really, it’s just so sad when people don’t know the language, isn’t it? LOL 😂.

[@LadyAnuB]

Try that with an Australian. Shopping with my roommate, an Aussie, and she's calling a shopping cart a trolley which is a streetcar here in the US. Thank god I knew about this beforehand. 😄

[@bed_betch_frangelica9880]

Omg.. this had me in tears 😭. I knew what you meant by buggy but haven’t said it in years 🥰🥰🥰

[@ellariel7457]

@@bed_betch_frangelica9880 LOL. And imagine my surprise when I once said it accidentally in Canada - and was perfectly understood! 🤣🤣

[@Bongo2k]

THE language? You mean the language you took from another country and butchered? Cute.

[@ellariel7457]

@@Bongo2k I thought so, thanks! LOL Actually, I was referring to the Southern dialect(s), which I’m sure you know are considered closer than any others to their original English forbears. But it’s okay … go ahead and be your disgruntled self, sugar. We have an expression for that, too: Bless your heart, darlin’

[@freedomcat]

Lawrance Brown from Across the Pond both the channel and in real life did a so each analysis and he found that the southern way of speaking is closer to that of England.

[@sandragreen9560]

Truth, especially in Virginia and South Carolina.

[@nancyjanzen5676]

Appalachian is practically 17th century English from west coast England. An English actor once explained why Americans never thought of Cary Grant as English. If you slow down Cary Grant's speech pattern it is Appalachian English. Because he is from the same place the majority of colonists came from.

[@johns9652]

Lost in the Pond? Yeah, he's interesting, watched a few of his videos before.

[@janejones7638]

I agree. It's interesting how many Brits were cast in Gone With the Wind. They didn't have to change their accent much.

[@dawnfire82]

That piece of trivia tends to drive Yankees crazy. They've completely internalized the idea that Southerners are ignorant and wrong (because of course they have), and it galls them to think that Southern-accented English is actually purer and more 'correct' than theirs.

[@jeffreydickson4373]

Boy howdy. This is so spot on. Chester Drawers. 😂😂😂

[@ohionative5237]

You deserve so many more subscribers.

[@shelpippg2202]

I could legit watch Matt do anything. He needs a camera just following him around all day.

[@sleddy01]

There should be a law forcing people to subscribe.

[@AKHWJ3ST]

@Angela Lee Two more!! I followed him on facebook, but then I quit fb and haven't been able to find him anywhere till now!

[@jgjg3848]

You did a great job with this video, not only the acting, but your "interview" editing is stellar.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

2:15 This. This is what drives educated Northerners the most crazy. As a born & raised kid of the Commonwealth, laughing at the proper pronunciation of a word followed by anecdotal evidence as to why the southern way is right is just... 🥰 it makes for great entertainment every time my scattered family manages to get us all together 🤣

[@bwilliams6408]

I was today years old when I found out it isn't Chester drawers.🙃

[@jenniferbates2811]

I've always called it a bureau

[@cristallatus]

What is it though

[@paulpysher11]

It's a dresser!

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@paulpysher11 what's the difference between a bureau and a dresser?

[@Vulnavia]

@@paulpysher11 That particular piece is a highboy dresser.

[@lorimav]

The think that got me when I first moved to the South was when an employee at Food Lion asked me if I wanted a "buggy." I almost cracked up when I visualized this big horse drawn thing. To be fair though in Western New York I used to wheel around my doll "buggy." Also, I died laughing when an Englishwoman told me she used to read under the covers with a "torch."

[@redrock425]

Torch so much easier to say than "flashlight" 😉

[@lorimav]

@@redrock425 Easy to say, but cracked me up when I first pictured someone reading under the covers holding something they light the Olympic fire with. The alternate in the US would be a "blowtorch", which also would not be that safe or practical.

[@camden336]

So you either live in NC, VA, SC, MD or GA..those the only food lion stores I know of!

[@lorimav]

@@camden336 VA and since they decided to stock a full line of organic produce and other products I can avoid the higher prices and the male employees wearing skirts at my local Kroger.

[@camden336]

@@lorimav oh wow

[@Acts2-38]

I found this video to be very good!!! I've been raised all my life in Pennsylvania, and I still live only a half an hour from my home. And yet most of what he has said are things that I say till this day! I'm guessing that my grandmother who was from the south must have taught all of us to say the same words as so we still say it that way to this day. I never knew until right now some of those things sound like Southern. I've had people tell me that they thought I was from the south and perhaps this is why LOL! There were only two things on there that I don't use, and that would be the jury box and also the Coke machine.

[@YoSpiff]

When I was stationed in the UK with the Air Force, my in laws came to visit. My British neighbour referred to my born-and-raised-in-Arkansas mother in law as a "Yank" and my MIL got quite offended, declaring "I am NOT a Yank!". (Over there, anyone from the US is a Yank.) My MIL then went down to the Sainsbury's market looking for hamburger meat and came back complaining that they didn't have any. The girl at the shop had offered her a can of premade hamburger patties. My wife told her "No, Momma, you have to ask for "MINCE". It was a fun visit.

[@cstrosetta]

I try to warn non-US people about the use of ‘yanks’, they could find themselves in a dangerous situation if they don’t mind their p’s & q’s

[@nathaliem9597]

Yeah I moved from Mobile Alabama to the UK and get called a Yank. Scary that I forgot I once used to call mince hamburger meat! 😂

[@MelissaThompson432]

I am not even amused any more by the sad, sad, British "biscuit and gravy" jokes....

[@LadyAnuB]

This gets better when you deal with Australians. They have a derogatory term for us Americans that can double blow Southerners, septic tank Yank.

[@janetprice85]

Yes, never call a southerner over a certain age a Yankee anything. You might get a history lesson about what a skunk General Sherman was as he burned down Uncle Willie's barn even if Uncle Willie was in Florida. Lol!

[@pearlg6411]

I love the confused looks when I call detergent "washing powder"

[@starfleet868]

I call is washing powder, even if it's liquid in a bottle

[@pearlg6411]

That's what I'm talking about @@starfleet868 😂🤣😂

[@TTFSZ]

Yo the Chester drawers is so true lmao when he pulled up the picture I was like "Chester drawers," lol

[@jennfurr]

Missed a classic.. Hold up a can of Castrol. It's it oil, awl, or earl?

[@electricia]

Ole.

[@MelissaThompson432]

Try saying "coal oil" correctly. (Hint: "kerosene.") I grew up saying cole ole.

[@lili19743]

It's ol. The i has no sound.

[@Briansgate]

oal

[@whoisjohngault3270]

Awl

[@doctorteethomega]

Born in Maine, lived most of my adult life in Kentucky. I can hear both voices. And i admit i'd call a dresser a chester drawers nowadays. I just wish there was a series like this for the Maine accent. It's just as crazy as any southern accent.

[@belladonnatook8851]

There you go. You are officially *bilingual*! 😂😂😂

[@lincolnlove1855]

A dresser is long and low. A chest of drawers is stacked high. Why the confusion?

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

My dad had a similar thing but in the opposite direction, born in Tennessee but raised in Maine. Though he then moved down to Virginia with my mom and later Florida when my mom was pregnant with me

[@marahdolores8930]

He is right about "law yer". And the rest - ground beef, tractor/trailer rig, mayOnaise, pop machine, jew el ree box, joo ree box, and a highboy. LOL, at least Matt didn't try for "pecan". As a native Michigander who joined the military as a young adult, traveled a bit, and has now lived about 40 years south of the Mason-Dixon line, (plus was raised by a native West Virginian), my accent, accronyms, and regional terms are all over the map, quite literally. And we live about an hour away from New Orleans, and that's a whole 'nother southern accent right there, cher.

[@charlotteshanagher4816]

I was in raised and learned to speak by a southern Mama. Chest a drawers.

[@mariabarker2036]

I was anxiously waiting to find out the Southron word for Bureau. But was foiled by Chester Drors

[@ihaveproblems9779]

xD

[@yurmabeechaudits3522]

The fedral Buerah of investuhgations

[@LoserManic]

As someone who's never lived in the South, nor have I ever been born there, I could clearly hear the difference between a jewelry box and a jury box. Whoever's teaching him English is out of his mind.

[@BananaGrace]

He’s right about the Mayo... unless it’s miracle whip it’s definitely man-aze

[@yourlocalbarb2018]

If you’re saying “Mayo” you say the o but if you’re saying “mayonnaise” you don’t 😭 it actually frightens me how some people up north day mayonnaise

[@gloriaalex11]

I grew up saying may-naze up north, but when I moved south I was quickly informed that it's called Duke's or nothing. 😂

[@RideTheSkies]

don't get the big deal. I say mayonnaise the same way. everyone in the US knows what you mean when you say man-aze. as long as you don't forget how to spell it or pronounce it correctly when you have to, it's not a big deal

[@hildia5439]

Y'all should do a round two on this. My midwestern background and Southern upbringing kept butting heads.

[@SaharaM18]

I love the accents and the jokes too, of course, but the frustrated way he threw down his glasses was so perfect - that made me laugh the most. The way Matt can act so differently in both voice and body language is amazing. All his jokes land because it looks so flawlessly like two different, and real, people.

[@KenFromchicago]

THANK YOU! My mom called it a "chester" too. I grew up calling it "chester" vs the shorter wider "dresser" yet everyone else around us called it a "bureau". I didn't realize it was because she was Louisiana. Also, "lawyer" makes way more sense than "lore-yer". That's just logic.

[@misswintertime]

As someone from central Illinois, I have the dubious honor of understanding all of these without saying any of them myself. It comes from the strange balance of herds of Southerners settling in the south end of the state and herds of everyone else in the world settling in Chicago.

[@Starstreaka]

Also from central IL, can confirm this true. I usually have heard/used both versions in cases like this.

[@xgcskiman]

Im from the St. Louis metro east area. Being in southern IL, but so near to St. Louis, has done the same for me. It seems to lean more towards Southern ways of life around here in the smaller towns. The larger town have a good mix of "city folk" and suburban people, so I hear/see it all. I can relate to so many of his videos as a result.

[@janetprice85]

Exactly. My great aunts could too.

[@sandybruce9092]

I’m a Yankee, raised in Arizona and now live in North Carolina! I did have a few problems with Southern pronunciations at first - pins/pens! But I’ve been here for over 20 years now and fund that I’m sometimes saying the same things! I,love living in the South !!!!!!!

[@PokeRanger94]

My mother came from a northern family and my dad a southern family. We also moved all around because of the military. In college, my roommate from northern africa could understand me all right, but people with thick southern accents she couldn’t understand a word they were saying. We went to a college in the south. She learned that I understand everyone just fine so I became her translator for when she needed to talk to southerners until she got the hang of it.

[@lisaripley1958]

So glad I stumbled upon this channel!

[@gingerleamcwow435]

Omg when he said "coke machine" I lost it. Thats exactly what we call all sodas down here. When you ordered you say, "I want a coke." And then they ask you what kind 😅

[@Caeric77]

The one that was most problematic for my stepmom was hearing us country kids talk about 'wrainchin our hands off for dinner'. I have no way to spell it, but that's as close as I can get to the sound of it in writing. I can still clear as day hear my Nana say, 'Ya'll kids go wrainch yer hands off for dinner'. For us it was perfectly normal, but for my stepmom it evoked visions of us pulling our hands clean off - even after we explained that it simply meant 'rinse our hands' or 'wash up for dinner'.

[@ogg5949]

9 months late to the party but this is golden! We gotta see more of this!

[@buggdell]

I lost my cat Taco at 3 am RIP . Ive been crying since. Thank you for the laugh 3:04

[@CritterLizard]

I literally thought half of this was considered normal everyday speech. 🤣

[@kimberlycarder7730]

Matt has got it dead on!! He talks just fine, ain't nothin' wrong with his speech at all!

[@wolfegaming36]

As someone who was raised in the south by parents who moved here from the north, this was a super fun game to see which ones I use and which ones I got from my parents. I missed 18-wheeler, and I couldn't tell what was in the mayo picture. But I feel like I should get a bonus point because I totally called it that you were gonna use the hamburger meat for tacos because that's what I'd be using it for 🤣 Also I totally lost it at "coke machine," I'm from the area where Coke's HQ is located so I've called it that all my life. One time Pepsi put up a billboard near the Coke building that said "This is Dew country" and a week later Coke responded with a billboard just past that one, that said "Don't believe everything you read" 😂

[@Peter_Morris]

I laughed so hard. When he held up that vending machine it was reflex. I said Coke machine. When I lived up north my friends were constantly confused when I’d ask them what kind of coke they wanted.

[@lili19743]

I just say drink machine.

[@inconnu4961]

What part of the north? In eastern PA it would be called 'soda', while in western Pa they called it 'pop'!

[@Peter_Morris]

I was in the middle part of New Jersey, outside Trenton.