Disney's Recess - The Shiner

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[@allenhiu8205]

I heard TJ prevented Thanos from getting all six infinity stones.

[@randommakayla3751]

sweaty sweaty cheeses I heard them snapped and removed half of the universe

[@osky529]

True story

[@fsaczb]

I heard that he allowed Thanos to collect all infinity stones. Then beated him to a pulp with both hands tied behind his back.

[@faizmarsus4341]

tj eat infinity stones for breakfast

[@TheKidblazer1]

if he did then the nightmare ending would nvr have happened

[@AussieManny]

I heard TJ ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk!

[@natedog4581]

Ughhh..uhhh right this way sir.

[@fullhousefrek]

Reminds me of what they said about Mr ratburn lol

[@OfficialJalenHemphill]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

Well I’ll have you know that TJ only cried for 20 minutes after stubbing his toe while watering his spice garden.

[@akarim3787]

Yh got in the salty spatoon for that

[@maskedhero6425]

i find this ironic considering he does actually become a hero and saves the world come summer break.

[@rjpena6273]

he does?

[@desra753]

@@rjpena6273 yes in the Recess movie 'School's Out'! Its on here so check it out👌😊

[@rjpena6273]

@@desra753 Got it thanks!

[@QTanium91]

i heard TJ got bit by a king cobra and after 7 painful days the cobra finally died

[@joyeetakar7773]

😂😂😂 lmaooooo

[@eziostone1109]

Chuck Norris did this XD

[@SilverScribe85]

@@eziostone1109 Where do you think Chuck got the idea from?

[@SharpDesign]

I heard when TJ Detweiler crosses the street, cars look both ways.

[@Montesama314]

In the movie "Recess: School's Out", TJ ends up leading the entire student body to save both summer vacation and recess. If he's ever deserved the hero treatment, then would be the time.

[@BlueMageDaisen]

ANd... y'know... the entire planet from being frozen over leading to everyone horribly dying

[@john6291]

gotta go easy on the spoiler alerts. for future generations that come across Recess for the first time.

[@CloverPandaQ]

@@john6291gotta realize they can just not read comments

[@masonallen3961]

Admit it. We all wanted to be T.J.

[@salag13]

I admit it.

[@FelixMarshFTW]

I didn't watch this show growing up but I sorta like Butch.

[@AnonyAnimal]

He's just the most all-American kid there is. Decent all around.

[@jordanwright2072]

except for when he pisses off Ms. Finster or Principal Prickly

[@natachajoseph4690]

I admit it I want to be Tj •w•

[@supersizesenpai]

Am the only one who finds it hilarious that for a moment T.J. actually thought he was going to get savagely beaten by a damn hockey stick. lol

[@edwinvanderhaeghen2221]

chef12005 king Bob is a mercifull lord.

[@gocanuckurself1]

You must not be Canadian

[@sweetbutterfly8585]

😂😂😂😂😂 me too

[@trygullx]

I heard TJ rode into north korea on horse back and came back with world peace

[@philshady4606]

He killed rocket man?!

[@jay-day]

"Class, I'm told we have a hero in our midst. A kid who saved an entire platoon from a secret squadron of tofu crazed vegetarians."

[@lisasemarron5413]

Marysol Alvarez why

[@pacificanorthwest1015]

You wouldn't get a line like THAT in today's cartoons. More's the pity... :p

[@JadeIsBunny]

@@pacificanorthwest1015 You would though, because the joke is on gullible morons, not on vegetarians lmao.

[@SPM0717]

@@JadeIsBunny You wouldn't, because vegetarians (or vegans in today's society) would feel insulted and there'd be backlash.

[@JadeIsBunny]

@@SPM0717 That's an interesting fantasy you have there

[@ozmoreau25]

So two realizations. The first, the Ashely's invited, pampered, and had a boy change into swim gear, to play in a pool of candy, while they stood over watching him. Secondly, TJ legit has a mental breakdown and talks to a chip, something other kids actually take notice of.

[@jordanwright2072]

ikr

[@talkytabby2878]

To be fair, this is far from the first time he has a mental breakdown, e.g. The Box

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@AdvocateIX Seek help.

[@ProductTub3]

Recess is still an amazing cool cartoon. We need more cartoons like this today in 2023.

[@kman215]

Love how TJs parents look like a combination of him

[@theon096]

They look like brother and sister 😂

[@pacificanorthwest1015]

Well, it does kinda make sense... :p

[@LilyZerep]

🤔 I think TJ, Gus, and Vince are the only ones who look like a combo of their parents. Spinelli looks nothing like her parents, while Gretchen and Mikey sort of do have similarities here and there of theirs.

[@GodotOfficial]

I heard TJ got into a boxing match with Chuck Norris and won by KO in the second round

[@YOTSUBA_desu]

Don Hazzman he’s from ace attorney

[@shanewarnerz190]

💀

[@maxchapman5549]

Doofus, it was round 1, but chuck had 2 broken ribs, that’s where you got the two

[@AdeisKing]

I still can't believe the Ashleys made TJ a 5 after this

[@geekcultureandmovieLover]

I don't get it

[@nicolasmedina7642]

Watch "the ratings game"

[@kevinhoward9593]

I still say that he was made King in sixth grade

[@rjpena6273]

indeed he deserved it anyways.

[@tribefenatic]

no! that was king freddy after king king bob

[@samilton87]

I don’t think he could be king and still have the group of friends

[@Blank_really]

​@@tribefenatic king freddy was when Tj and group was in 5th standard

[@MuchWhittering]

King Freddy hates him, no way would he be made king.

[@GardragonVT]

I heard TJ fought Thanos in a one on one fight and won the Infinity Guantlet, instantly protecting us all!

[@patrickreyes7228]

Gardragon Too bad he failed too just like the other heroes. Rumors says that he will be the one to destroy thanos in endgame.😂

[@Panagos0000]

i heard T.J. rode a tiger across the pacific and ended communism.

[@MAGICMUSHI3335]

I heard TJ assembled all 7 dragon balls and gave it to his friends because he didn't even need the wish

[@MrBahki]

I heard that when his friends summoned the dragon the dragon asked TJ for wishes.

[@phoenixprior6742]

I like how tj get a pizza and all his friends open it and eat it without even asking him

[@benitahiestermann1186]

That would be me!

[@FatalBlow113]

In all fairness, it was Spinelli who took the pizza when TJ didn't want it.

[@roshan11140]

I'm 31, still watching this amazing series ❤️ TJ, Vince and Spinelli my favourites along with Finster, Prickly, Hustler, Lazy Kid and King Bob 😍

[@ElisabethLeverone]

I’m 32 and I still watch it to

[@ChrissaTodd]

the kid randall told about TJ, is the cryer kid the kid who cries on command when someone needs him too or he needs to distract or to get something cause after randall said he suddenly wasn;t crying showing his crying is very controlled. i love the weird character traits they have in recess world, and how recess is like adult society in the form of little kid world and maybe a bit highschool in ways.

[@horacepthompkin]

These kids are actually way smarter than a lot of "adult world" or highschool is today.

[@najeenixonnixon]

At the end, after TJ said I tried Abe, honestly, they shoulda had Abe say, I know son. I know.

[@joshuaburroughs2175]

I like how even though nobody believed the truth and still thought T.J. was a hero he at least tried to tell the truth

[@johnnyblaze2061]

Today we need a president like TJ.

[@thayerlafleur7597]

I heard TJ caught smallpox, put it in a sleeper hold, and bit its ear off.

[@sirconeith]

So TJ and Chuck Norris got into a fight. It was a close battle and Bruce Lee won and TJ left with just a black eye. MY HERO.

[@jeffreygao3956]

Chicken>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris.

[@Jgirl104]

yup there are many actors from Hey Arnold and Rugrats

[@stevenconnelly1468]

Jgirl104 You're right about that!

[@jordanwright2072]

Steven Connelly also from The Wild Thornberrys

[@mattkennedy3474]

Recycled rugrats music too

[@ecto123]

And The Simpson’s too!

[@adventureoflinkmk2]

Paul and Joe, the guys that made rugrats or parts of it, made recess

[@erickahollo2006]

After everything he done for not just the playground but the whole 3rd street school. It's kind of funny he's looked up as a hero for doing nothing but a hoe down. LOL

[@ChrissaTodd]

i think it's shown king bob likes tj and thinks he and his friends are sorta heroes anyway. lol and i think others see that too as everyone but gordy likes tj.

[@jordanwright2072]

Such a shame

[@nicolasmedina7642]

I heard TJ has an 8 pack, TJ is shredded

[@jordanwright2072]

he's a child.

[@rjpena6273]

@@jordanwright2072 He's a hero. XD

[@jordanwright2072]

@@rjpena6273 he's also a child.

[@rjpena6273]

@@jordanwright2072 Indeed a born leader.

[@eljayb991]

I heard TJ collected all 7 chaos emeralds!

[@ladiekiler16]

I'm sure when TJ grows up, he'll be President of United States.

[@GhostFan-ev4di]

sean barron nope sadly we got biff tannen

[@jordanwright2072]

You mean donald trump.

[@kraniumdranium1364]

He's too pure to be a politician

[@jordanwright2072]

@@kraniumdranium1364 what do you mean "too pure"?

[@kraniumdranium1364]

@@jordanwright2072 like, he wouldnt be the type of person that would be corrupt.

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

It's amazing how many people are willing to believe a crazy sounding lie over the boring truth. Einstein never failed math, you can't see the Great Wall from space, and you use your entire brain (not just 10%)...but people love how the wrong things sound, so the rumours persist.

[@slimetime4668]

CPCoulterTweedles Such a dramatic comment, Einstein is overrated, half fraud, and had many accounts of low grades, along with failing his entrance exam, not for math for multiple other areas of study, also it's wrong people like the way it sounds, this was taught to many as fact, and spread before you could just google something on your smartphone, it's just inaccurate information being passed down as accurate, and just like a lot people don't question there 4 th grade teacher about the earth being round, they didn't question there teacher when they were told "Einstein failed math" after a bad test grade

[@PhilthyRemixes]

wouldn't be able to pull that lie off now.. a video of him square dancing would be viral within the week.

[@westiekid8400]

Makaveli 9:16 well at least he got to dance with a pretty girl

[@rahulchaudhary4428]

TOP 10 PHOTOS FROM TJ DANCING AND WE STILL CAN'T GET OVER ITTTT ! - buzzfeed

[@ChrissaTodd]

they'd just think the person edited tj in somehow very elaborately as they still can't believe tj square dancing.

[@lilsingingsensation]

You know, if a kid got a "shiner" today, school would be all over it

[@masonallen3961]

lilsingingsensation No. They'd probably all be too busy looking at their phones to notice.

[@jordanwright2072]

Tyler Hill How would you know?

[@yuenningche7943]

Literally the nurse wouldn’t care and send you right back to class

[@AnakinandPadme1231]

This person I knew in high school got jumped and then he came back to school and he becomes popular

[@Cassofalltrades]

Cps would've been called

[@blakeandersonECW420]

This is exactly how Fake News travels in real life

[@tyleryoung5901]

I love Recess it's my favorite TV show

[@edmundtam4155]

Aw man there goes the other eye.....lmao

[@undeadondine1977]

"Saved a whole squadron from tofu-crazed vegetarians." WTF?!? Lol

[@JDG2764]

4:26 Speaking like a true politician Detweiler!

[@TheInfamousEJ]

"And my dad said there was no such thing as a free lunch" Am I the only one who gets that?

[@famz245]

E.J. wdym

[@agenttheater5]

More likely Sowell is his grandad and his dad picked up a lot of tips from him.

[@darinstaley1993]

I had free lunch un high school just because my Aunt worked in the cafeteria

[@LionWithAGun]

There's no such thing as a free lunch. 9th grade economics. Basically someone along the way had to pay for it when you didn't. So if you got a free meal there has to be someone who bought it so you could have it. Like in this episode. The kids don't buy the pizza but the the school or the kitchen staff paid for it so they could have it.

[@xcmet]

guess you never heard of apple trees or mulberry bushes.

[@vincenzogiordano9850]

I heard TJ got struck by a flying ice cream truck......and lived

[@lxmonade-1280]

'wOOow tHaT iS gOnnA bE a ShIneR'

[@chyeaboib]

they need to bring this back.

[@PaizuriKing_]

I heard TJ helped saved Marty McFly from Biff Tannen back in Hill Valley, CA in 1955, thus allowing Marty to go back to 1985 Hill Valley, CA and changing the outcome of Marty’s parents marriage into a healthy happy one.

[@JohnDoe-eh6pj]

I heard TJ tried sales once and he sold raid to a roach, ice to an Eskimo, and water to a drowning man.

[@robertfullmer2467]

TJ was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands! LOL

[@sneshadow]

I heard TJ fought off terrorists at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles saving hostages, While bare foot

[@johnmoor9053]

T.J. got the black eye by Square dancing?

[@OneWeirdDude]

Yeah, the wrong way.

[@patrickmorris71]

Sometimes the idea of a hero is more important than the truth of who that hero was.

[@mini_chimp_in_a_suit]

I swear when it comes to the classroom scenes I've heard miss grotke teach about Lincoln more than once

[@neilbrock]

Is this how american kids normally treat people with black eyes? I got one and i never got knighted!

[@colinpreston80]

It's an exaggeration. Yes, kids are impressed when someone gets into a fight, but never to this degree.

[@ChrissaTodd]

it's a cartoon so probably not.

[@onsight3003]

I hear 👂 Tj was fighting madera uchiha with no eyes & with one only one hand what a hero Ps i hear Jeffry was there two tho .

[@paulgrayliveson]

You think people would have caught on to his bullshit when people started mentioning other stories of how he got the black eye.

[@99thJediWarrior]

Yea but it's mostly kids spreading the rumors.

[@sw8330GKEEPER]

Sometimes people can’t handle the truth.

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

Legend has it TJ is the only one to make Chuck Norris think twice about using fists

[@KTChamberlain]

When I was in school, if you got a black eye they would immediately suspect child abuse from the parent(s). Hell, in middle school, I had a bruise on my forearm from my brother, told the truth, and got called in because the teachers suspected it came from my dad, which wasn't true at all.

[@myristicina.]

KTChamberlain your school is stupid

[@supersizesenpai]

Diggers: We present to you the coolest thing we ever dug up. Diggers: A bicentennial quarter T.J.: Woah, That's from the 70's LMFAOOO this joke slipped past me for years but I caught it today and had a serious laugh. .

[@athousandfeethigh]

I still don't get it :( United States' bicentennial was 1976, for which the bicentennial quarter designs were specially minted.

[@tywarren3122]

I had to look up the term bicentennial but yea...i just came back to this post to comment this "Lmbooooo"... 😂😅

[@Hashashasheen]

What's the joke exactly? They were minted in the 70's.

[@aminaanjum3332]

Chocolate spa must be very sticky.

[@marlowsumlin]

I enjoyed it when Miss Grotke was concerned about TJ's eye.

[@brotherdaniel1524]

I heard Chuck Norris and TJ got into a fight. The loser had to star in Walker, Texas Ranger.

[@musikjunkieee45]

Lol I want to know what T.J. looks like as a Teen.... I think he'd be so cute especially with those freckles ^^

[@FelixMarshFTW]

i know this comment is from 2012 but kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3qYoGOaiq-foLM

[@IN-tm8mw]

i never seen the Ashley's treat someone so nice without being blackmailed or some side-plot to make themselves look cooler.

[@jordanwright2072]

They probably felt sorry for him

[@isaacgleeth3609]

@@jordanwright2072 Ashley [last initial here]: "I mean, he like saved a group of kittens from a robbers and fought their dogs off at the same time!! He truly is a hero!!"

[@DonaldHussainMusk]

Uh oh looking at his dad we all know what’s in store for T.J.’s hair in the future

[@jabucasambuka2346]

Would his parents not notice that there was a huge picture of their son on the school?

[@ChrissaTodd]

my parents don't respond or notice alot of things that i say or do right in front of them, because they don't pay that much attention to everything.

[@dova3282]

Damn even the bully brought cookies for tj goddamn XD

[@dustyone32ify]

I would keep the lie going because free stuff and being in line first and big free lunch and other crap. Its a dream come true.

[@tony_______]

dustyone32ify if it’s too good to be true then it isn’t a dream

[@Liquidchromex]

One time TJ punched me in the face.. It was awesome

[@TheaterKidPerson]

The mere thought of TJ being compared to Regina George has me rolling on the ground (I know it’s been 5 years but still)

[@yanniseward3460]

I thought the bully was gonna beat up TJ and his friends but then I soon realized that he was just giving out his grandma's special cookies TJ and his friends fancy and cool

[@cmbaz1140]

Randall working now for the NSA

[@ellispedersen4192]

I love that tj liked the square dancing. He was having fun. It was adorable

[@animaniacjokerman95]

I heard TJ defeated the fire lord all by himself.

[@TheDesmo54]

I hear T J Was playing soccer in the World Cup and single handedly beat every team

[@forrestdupre87]

I can understand the kids believing a rumor like that, but the teachers? COME ON!!!

[@TheDarkKRoo]

It's funny how even telling the truth they still think he was a hero.

[@thexplainer614]

I don’t like how the episode ends on that note

[@bonecanoe86]

I heard TJ was elected president, reconquered Constantinople, and made Anime real.

[@zerosaber257]

bonecanoe86 without ottomans conquering the trade route to asia, would the colonial age have happened differently?

[@FlynnRider4]

Beautiful trio.

[@abraman22]

king bob=torvald (hey arnold)

[@gocanuckurself1]

TJ had a 5-some with the Ashleys. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@melinajeronimo7873]

I love how much of a hippy Ms. Growkie is

[@noturavgdude8262]

I got a black eye before in the 3rd grade. My friend fell and then I fell onto his heel while I was chasing him. Unfortunately when he fell, his leg kicked back and hit me as I fell into it. All the teachers flipped out and i didn't understand why until I went home and looked into the mirror.

[@bengray8637]

How disappointing.

[@angel007sherm]

Dude you are my hero for giving me that laugh attack

[@khotsomatee2090]

I love Spinelli 😂❤

[@KBAFourthtime]

IRL, a raw steak would have infected TJ's black eye even more.

[@slimetime4668]

Ricky M false you fruit cup, steak and other prime red meat cuts if butchered in a sanitary area and kept cold are actually fine to eat raw and is clean meat, also adding a black eye isn't an infection but a bruise

[@Lugh444]

@@slimetime4668 I think you still have to worry about parasites and E. Coli with raw red meat. That's why I still cook like 30 seconds on each side when I eat a rare steak

[@catlantic12]

genuine Switzerland watches made in china

[@AB-om2qp]

2:34 is that the same voice actor for lilian in rugrats lmao

[@NessLover94]

At least he survived being buried alive by mascots. (That was actually me cosplaying as him at Comic Con).

[@Stardoll6854]

Haha I love the thumbnail for this one!

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

2:00 Every scene with Miss Grotke is a winner.

[@rimmikhan6360]

I don't found American people like tj. Tj is different .we all love you tj.

[@fullhousefrek]

Spinelli: who's he talking to? Gretchen: I have no idea XD.

[@yanniseward3460]

Everyone was treating TJ like a king

[@mikekazz5353]

I heard Chuck Norris stared at TJ, and that's how he got his black eye.

[@DeathEgg666]

3:58 that P.E teacher would be cautioned for that these days hahahaha such a good line!

[@Niklausss]

2018

[@westiekid8400]

Joshua Lipton yea!! At 9:16 he got to dance with a pretty girl so his life doesn’t totally suck😂

[@Guy8288]

2019

[@LordProteus]

That black Bob henchman with the sunglasses teleporting all over the damn place. He's the REAL hero!

[@j.nicolosi6647]

I find the subtle reference to TJ’s mom being Christian very interesting. Reminds me of when Doug would do something similar.

[@echosong873]

Memories!!!!... Freakin memories

[@reallukereigns62646]

TJ got the shiner from square dancing

[@Novelladelleda]

That shiner made him go nuts thinking a chip was talking to him >_>

[@daiquanallen8100]

This has a point of view in his eyes

[@tss3393]

7:28 That's what she said.

[@wardenunknown]

Interesting that Bob mentions a kindergarten uprising when it was shown that the kindergarteners do in fact try to overthrow Bob once finster isn’t watching over them