Peter Parker vs Harry Osborn but Peter isn't there

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Check out the sequel here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJWXhHSbmN2XbrM

[@hollyArchives]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@rizkyazhari7050]

Spiderman but only mj is good

[@nicbentulan]

2nd sequel Wmq3Qb7eyWs ?

[@seanwechsler6783]

This is actually canon. Harry had been practicing this speech for hours before Peter actually showed up.

[@AManWithAGODComplex]

He even choreographed his own ass-kicking.

[@jrthecubegod]

@what now That's a cute comment, did your husband write it for you?

[@mrshorts2310]

@@jrthecubegod that's a cute reply, but no.

[@kikosawa]

@@AManWithAGODComplex for those who don't know, James Franco really died multiple times during rehearsal. This shows commitment.

[@henrygonzalez5986]

😂 How does he clean the whole mess then?

[@alexandrumarin8981]

The idea of Harry throwing himself into walls and jumping around like a maniac is too much for me😂

[@EvilGremlin100]

In this version, spiderman doesn't even exist, Harry's just enjoying a casual Friday night his usual way

[@ricardoberrios6137]

This is basically Figth club (I haven’t seen the movie but I think something like that happens)

[@keistopherc]

@@EvilGremlin100 harry has schizophrenia the entire franchise including nwh and all of the mcu are just in his head

[@Davidscomix]

@@ricardoberrios6137 bruh, what’s rule number 1

[@ricardoberrios6137]

@@Davidscomix idk

[@DarkTider]

"Mr. Osborn, what are you doing?!" "I'm kicking my ass!"

[@Jejking]

"DO YOU MIND?!?" *Certified Jim Carrey moment

[@ebonyrosewoods4573]

Jim Carey moment for sure >

[@ElPibePlay1000]

I want a Liar Liar remake but with Jim Carrey playing every character

[@storymaker2021]

Steve Rogers. That’s an America’s ass

[@Gimdxtr]

Everyone else took my response.

[@jodie4747]

Harry launching himself at the balcony is the funniest thing I've seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dontneedtoknowmyname5791]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justhuy7960]

the guy really likes his balcony 🤣

[@azeca0025]

Stay away from drugs kids😂😂

[@NorydMatos]

Harry: i protected you in higth shcool now im gonna kick your little ass! also Harry: *throws himself and hits his head*

[@toy5965]

​@@NorydMatosits strange cause when I watched this movie in theaters the line was "I protected your ass in highschool now im gonna kick it"

[@marcogianesello6083]

Gives "I wouldn't fight me neither" a whole new meaning

[@atomic3968]

Underrated comment right here

[@bladesmanofionia7718]

LMAOO

[@AmonRa_Prodz]

LOL

[@123455thatguy]

Spiderman refuses to fight Harry. Harry: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168]

yup

[@shadowspector3611]

I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither.

[@harristhesecondcomin]

😆

[@splashkid8410]

@@shadowspector3611 facts

[@dominiquej.anderson4703]

💯

[@justinp5661]

The Butler realizing Harry has finally lost it makes this perfect.

[@BatoruKosakku]

Now this could be a Good time to tell Harry what REALLY happened with his father.

[@humanman9920]

No he was just rehearsing

[@keonatkinson2511]

Lol, exactly

[@imsorryformystupidity2814]

Peter: "I don't wanna fight you Harry." Harry: "I wouldn't wanna fight me neither."

[@EternalSkies1999]

Poor Bernard. He didn't deserve to go out like that.

[@HoDoBoDo]

When Peter isn't there, it genuinely looks like Harry is crazy lmao.

[@BlueFoxDA]

Lol

[@CaptainFALKEN]

Norman for sure haha

[@HoDoBoDo]

@@CaptainFALKEN He gets it from his father. That Goblin Serum really does have a number on the Osbornes brains.

[@hermos3602]

@what now I've been thinking. Is this a new type of troll tactic? People have been doing this recently.

[@brucelau2023]

Definitely Norman for sure

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Bernard: "Im leaving for the night sir..." Harry: "Every night..."

[@boanerge5885]

🤣

[@yesyoucanTellme]

Bernard : if i may Sir

[@elijahjames2ndchannel]

@@yesyoucanTellme The blade that pierced your father …. Came from his own glider

[@rakshult3198]

Harry : "Pack your things, get out of my building, you're fired"

[@Mitch_rappper]

I think Peter is John Cena

[@theastonvillaseal585]

This makes sense. Not only would it make sense for the Butler to say that Norman was killed by himself (after seeing Harry suffer the same illusions of the so-called Peter Parker), but it would also make the idea of Peter Parker just a simple illusion in Harry's head, to comfort himself over his father's death, and to have a figure to blame for it, and put his anger into, just like his father. The series would instead be about the downfall of the Osbournes and their schizophrenia.

[@lucassantossj]

The effect of the Green Globulin.

[@ryu7408]

Ahahahahaha I have schizophrenia which makes your comment even better for me

[@dr.madrag7171]

Every night...... I dream the same dream....and then.....nightmare begins....

[@NoreoeroN]

@DONT OK I wont

[@igobrr1392]

@DONT Damn i dont have time for this f@ck out the way i can't see

[@seniorcaw6374]

0:47 him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for no reason got me howling

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for no reason got me

[@louisthelemur1238]

Him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for no reason got

[@Goatlikeitornot]

Him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for no reason

[@ExxistenceTV]

Him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for no

[@gbear7398]

Him sticking those blades into the pillar just to rip them off for

[@CoasterCrazyy]

I love how he just escalates the situation all by himself 🤣🤣

[@cypres8033]

That's just too good lmao! 1:03 I love how it seems he jumped to hurt himself.

[@Viper631]

Easily the best part.

[@nielharoldolarte2350]

His assistant just looked so done

[@EBGamez1]

@@nielharoldolarte2350 7th like :)

[@ДанилаЛимонов-ж3е]

Harry is fighting Tyler Durden

[@videosrandom1909]

@@nielharoldolarte2350 "There he goes again." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UndeadGunslinger1997]

As a Doctor, I dare say that Harry had an alcohol addiction for two films, which eventually led to memory disorders, hallucinations, and delusional psychosis, because of which he began to fight with himself.

[@vyron-topic9592]

@what now your moms finally here

[@ayushyt252]

Hi I'm spidey and I'm gonna catch you in future morbius

[@DarkStriker06]

@@vyron-topic9592 I think you meant its dad with the perfect belt he was searching for, for 10 years

[@FreshZCORD]

Makes sense

[@Matthew-ue5uf]

woonsy

[@martakazmierczak310]

Let's just respect the amount of care and dedication Harry put into his preparation for his fight with Peter. First he practices his reaction for when Peter would arrive and what he would say, he practiced and rehearsed his lines and he knows Peter so well that he predicted exactly what Peter would say. Then when his butler comes in he doesn't even react so as to not ruin his composure and role, he does a workout as well as tests his ability to withstand blows from Peter and finally to top it all off after he was done he fixed everything that he broke during his rehearsal and healed himself in time to be there when Peter finally comes

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Let's just respect the amount of care and dedication put into his preparation for his fught with first he

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Let's just respect the amount

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Let's just respect the amount of care and dedication put into his preparation for his fight with first he

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Practices his reaction for when would arrive and what he would

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Let's just respect the amount of care and dedication put into his preparation for his fight with first hd practices his reaction

[@castleguard_of_xbox360]

The way the camera angle changes to empty air during Harry's speech is genuinely the funniest thing and spot on editing 🤣. I also love the action sequences; how they make no sense, and how Harry is literally just throwing himself around and breaking everything. And Bernard is the perfect touch; showing that, yes, Harry is insane.

[@fluffy6161]

1:00 this part always gets me💀💀💀

[@dxmbYT]

Bro just jumps and hits his face 😂

[@thekiss2083]

"You gonna kill me like you killed my father?" said Harry to the glider.

[@andersdondes4748]

You win the internet today.

[@kolasubhashini8520]

It is a crime this comment didn't hit 3K .

[@marangelyencarnacion6773]

glider at the of the movie: *YEAH*

[@Ad-fu6tj]

Glider: I'm done trying to convince you

[@zombiekillo61704]

@@Ad-fu6tj Harry: You took him from me, he loved me

[@m.e.4946]

It’s official: the Goblin Serum’s hallucinations hit different.

[@maximrevolt8688]

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[@ruffmenace95gaming]

I know that Goblin Pack is loud 🤣🤣

[@bombomhuang2355]

@Bully peter You’re dad’s here after 69 years of picking a belt at the belt store

[@JargonMadjin]

Anger, Aggression and Insanity as stated by Doctor Stromm

[@thewisthersgames]

Butler: Mr. Osborn, Spiderman isn't there Harry: I missed the part where that's my problem Butler: I'm done trying to convice you

[@manubr3318]

Hands down the best comment...

[@TheeThe]

@dont9191 k thx for the tip i wont

[@jj01221]

Harry: GOODNIGHT BERNARD

[@luckyizzac]

bro why did I interpret Butler as Bully Hitler

[@liamingram6318]

1:13 Harry's imagination is so great, he made Peter appear out of knowhere

[@atomic3968]

😂

[@swingfire2128]

Omg for real xD

[@MewtRandell-]

😂😂😂

[@ricolas99]

Jajaj from 1:13 to 1:20xd

[@Vellum777]

This feels like suspenseful psychological thriller 😂

[@TwentyMilesDD-tj1xm]

Fight Club ?

[@LOBOratorium]

Bernard: "I'm leaving for the night, sir." Harry Osborn: "Goodnight Bernard." -best part of this movie xD

[@MegaNinjaRyan]

Kinda dark.

[@emel1623]

Good night. Bernard 😂

[@swingfire2128]

1:44

[@Hanson032]

You know you're a fan when you instantly know what Peter is saying even though he isn't there

[@right_hand_power7960]

Peter: What did you do to her? She doesn't know what you are. (sarcastically) Ooh! (shakes hands in a mocking scared fashion) I'm done trying to convince you. No. You were an embarrassment to him. Oh, look at little Goblin Jr. You wanna cry?

[@CarmenLC]

@@right_hand_power7960 He despised you

[@BaldinBlack]

@@CarmenLC “Throws granade and dies”

[@tjy6557]

Stings doesn't it ?

[@argonianfear7906]

True, at 0:10 he says "it's morbin time"

[@vFivecube]

Peter: You know.. I'm something of a John Cena myself

[@chocooolatedark9823]

Lolololol

[@hansonel]

This is more of a prolouge to Harry becoming the Green Goblin. Harry goes insane fighting the Invisible Man 😂

[@LargeMikel]

The part where he runs, jumps, and clotheslines himself on the banister is fucking gold.

[@lissana5241]

Its amazing how Harry lost in a 1vs0 match. Truly an embarrassment to Norman.

[@scottchaison1001]

No.

[@TheBlackEagleProductions]

@@scottchaison1001 yes.

[@scottchaison1001]

@@TheBlackEagleProductions No.

[@TheBlackEagleProductions]

@@scottchaison1001 yes.

[@scottchaison1001]

@@TheBlackEagleProductions No.

[@icandowhateverthefiwant2126]

1:05 and 1:14 you can see a glimpse of Peter Parker in there it clearly shows how Peter's face still haunts Harry Osborn 😳

[@lagrandesatanichiakurumiza9630]

You have to let me go, Harry. The car crash wasn't your fault...

[@anthonyf616]

@@lagrandesatanichiakurumiza9630 my spider sense was wack

[@Davidscomix]

@@lagrandesatanichiakurumiza9630 that’s dark

[@malahondajere8433]

You can see a glimpse peter in there it clearly shows how peter face still haunts

[@malahondajere8433]

You can see a glimpse peter in there it clearly shows how peter face still haunts

[@NuclearAtoms]

So if Peter wasn't there Harry would've had amnesia and would've killed the Butler in the process 🤣 That last scene of the Butler got me.

[@kdkat2515]

@DONT Shut up

[@bombomhuang2355]

@DONT wow I’m amazed how fatherless you are

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Bro fought the air and lost

[@flyingbuffalo4445]

Why is it that the way he says everything actually sounds like he's talking to himself? Excellent concept and one I'm very proud of.

[@TheRealSpiderent]

Harry accidentally killing himself the whole time is hilarious.

[@shlokee]

1:35 air: look at little goblin jr. Gonna cry?

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

LMAO I love how Harry throws the glass into the the fire and then launches himself in the air for absolutely no reason.

[@gilpetperdon9831]

A real man would have farted in a small bag and throw that into fire 🤣 for big BOOM

[@mck8292]

Peter isn't there.. because he probably missed that part where that's his problem 😂

[@DrakDoesClips]

This man is so obsessed with the Spiderman trilogy that he still has ideas to alter the scenes to make it look funny. Damn, here's an actual Spiderman fan!

[@v_ishyou]

A moment of silence for Bernard who sacrificed himself for Harry’s practice

[@blue1133]

1:05 without Peter Harry had to yeet himself against the second floor, and then as Bernard watches him descend into insanity his reaction is like *"F*ck this"*

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Without peter harry had to yeet himself

[@KevinChanquia]

Without peter harry had to yeet himself

[@KevinChanquia]

Against the second floor and them

[@KevinChanquia]

As watches him descend into insanity his reaction is like f*ck this

[@KevinChanquia]

Without peter harry had to yeet himself

[@danbailey6744]

Harry throwing himself into the balcony had me howling!

[@senpie6639]

Peter: "Harry, it's been 15 years, you have to let me go, my death wasn't your fault"

[@elwarden1]

when you fight with nobody and you end up losing xD

[@mrghillies3901]

Me having fake arguments in my head where I win but still lose somehow

[@victordelgado7408]

@what now go away

[@elijahjames2ndchannel]

How Is this so relatable?

[@fallen_knight_18]

@@maximrevolt8688 no

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

When you play Rock-Paper-Scissors against the mirror but still somehow manage to lose.

[@Vividlyforgotten]

@peter that’s a cute comment did your husband write that for you ?

[@yesyoucanTellme]

Peter Parker finally missed all the part where that's his problem

[@kirbyale7948]

Harry: has schizophrenia problems The butler: I missed the part where that’s my problem 1:10

[@kiwiangeldust6912]

@what now no

[@Hasatame]

Harry: "I am something of a schizophrenic myself"

[@wastedproductions45]

"Harry, the accident was 5 years ago...it was totally your fault but, it's over now."

[@chickychrissy9405]

Its funny because realistically James Franco had to practice his lines on his own at some point lol. But its also funny seeing no peter there, like Sean said harry was practising his speech to peter and even took it to the extreme pretending he was fighting and his butler when he waved him away was like "oh geez, another harry episode, im out" lol

[@junkyarddanubis3116]

“Harry hasn’t been the same since Peter passed away…”

[@rupeshtiwari2926]

1:19 God DAMN Harry can even fly

[@over9000713]

That ponk was perfect

[@maxmacwan100]

Harry: fighting himself Bernard: A guest?

[@pink5296]

Having Bernard come in at the middle and just having him question what the hell Harry is doing is priceless 😂 good work human spider lol

[@harya7517]

That Goblin's serum man... it's tight af! Norman should put a warning on the bottle

[@bully.maguire.]

So bully maguire has mastered Drax's special power he is truly invincible now

[@maximrevolt8688]

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[@Inhuman1105]

You say that like he wasn’t already invincible

[@yep1486]

@@Inhuman1105 yeah, but now he's so invincible not even past Maguire can beat let alone stalemate him

[@TeamBlueToad]

Norman's death really corrupted Harry's mind.

[@rob_patrick1]

Finally the Goblin Serum kicked in, this is what it's really like without the evil half actually talking 😂

[@John-Scott]

This is so hilarious and genuinely catastrophic at the same time.

[@Puppet_Alves]

XDDDDDDDDD I LOVE THIS! Specially this part 1:10 where the butler is like "And here he goes with that schizophernic shit. I ain't got time for this.". XD

[@roger632]

Harry: "The taste of.... strawberries." Bernard: "Sir, are you talking to someone? Something about, someone tasting like strawberries? Sir?"

[@lucassantossj]

Bernard: your strawberry flavored pills are ready.

[@ramonapalacio8436]

The taste of strawberries

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Bernard are you talking to someone something about someone tasting like stawberries

[@ramonapalacio8436]

Sir

[@ramonapalacio8436]

The taste of strawberries

[@SealedSaucer]

Peter Parker vs Harry Osborn, but Peter isn't there Harry : I missed the part where that's my problem *Proceeds to continue talking...*

[@spiderguy1665]

1:05 I don't know why but I really liked that moment 🤣

[@BreadCatMarcus]

Let's be real. This movie has problems, but this fight scene kicks ass. It's well shot, edited, and sound designed. Each hit has fluid motion and sound that gives it an awesome punchiness. Plus it has that classic Raimi style.

[@meowmeow9617]

“I’m leaving for the night sir” *_Last Online: 15 years ago_*

[@Golecom2]

Bernard: Sir, what the hell are you doing?? Harry: Kicking my ass!! Do you mind?!

[@marielachanquia992]

Bernard sir what the hell are you kicking my ass do you mind

[@artloverivy]

0:54 1:05 1:20 Just the golden bits of Harry somehow launching himself across the room.

[@Carnage7162]

at 1:13, you can slightly see the insanity Harry is dealing with

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

"Its okay Harry, the glider accident wasn't your fault."

[@Ascerious]

Bernard: "I know you're nervous about your meeting with Peter, but do you really have to break all the furniture every time you practise the fight? That's the fourth time this week already"

[@Lizzaroro]

The head injury really made Harry go off the deep-end.

[@jakebrady7426]

"Goodnight Bernard" killed me! 🤣

[@Contendo]

Bernard: “I’m leaving for the night, sir” *Little did we know, Harry Osborn made it his last & final night* 😞

[@zizzors9314]

0:21 he's not even there for you, Harry

[@maximrevolt8688]

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[@sonicoedicoes]

One of the 14,000,605 futures that Doctor Strange saw

[@TheOddJack]

Alternate title:Peter Parker vs Harry Osborn but Harry has schizophrenia

[@Cosmic_62]

Harry picked a fight with himself. And he’s losing. 1:43 😂

[@brucelau2023]

Legit tho when Peter Parker isn’t there , it honestly shows Harry’s just psychotic and just talking to a ghost

[@Dyltendo]

No one: Scary Movie ghost fights: 00:40

[@common212]

Damn man harry can tell the future he knew exactly what peter is gonna do and practiced for hours

[@celestialarcher9268]

The crash happened 10 years ago, but Harry missed the part where that’s his problem, so he won’t let Peter go.

[@Yeeterminator]

“I’m leaving for the night sir” *proceeds to leave the world*

[@raghavm506]

Norman: what would be your greatest achievement? Harry: the human spider pinning me 💀

[@bully.maguire.]

aw don't cry

[@sohamroy7668]

The Human Spider: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@maximrevolt8688]

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[@kangsate3459]

Gonna cry?

[@Vendaxel]

If he imagines Peter calling him little goblin junior… So does that mean he actually cried

[@scottchaison1001]

¿?

[@CapitanDavid]

1:05 Perfectly fits. Harry just running and hit himself to a wall 😅

[@mithogui]

holy shit my man this is top notch editing right here. You deserve standing up applause. It might just be a meme, but the way you connected those action scenes was so smart and well thought out it's unbelievably convincing.

[@bloodreaper0071]

Harry: "You know I'm something of a hallucinator myself!"

[@StalkerScav.2063]

Harry: I destroyed the whole house... It seemed to me that Peter was here! Bernard: Everything is fine. You're just crazy.

[@maximrevolt8688]

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[@docock4072]

Can I spend it

[@off-seasonmemes]

Harry is actually practicing for his fight against Mr. Ditkovitch when he comes for his rent

[@floydeggleston5558]

Including Bernard was a nice/funny touch, especially at the end. Great job with the edit. 🤣🤣

[@RiddlerQM]

I like how the butler raised his hand like: im done with this shit. There's nobody here!!

[@holty1314]

Peter: “You broke your promise. You did the one thing I told you not to do!” - Tyler Durdan

[@SteveNathn]

I like how in Harry’s imagination he gets the stuffing beat out of him, and he thinks he was an embarrassment to his father 😂

[@Venomspideyz]

I like how harry is talking to himself LOL

[@SpiderBrine42]

Harry was already mental in the actual movie, makes sense😂🤣💯👍👍👍

[@leonardostefanucci4106]

"Bully Maguire throws dirt in Harry's eyes" Harry : That taste...Strawberries.

[@fullyfamilyguy]

Can we all just appreciate how good this man's content really is 💙

[@KooladmantheBold]

Actually, you can see Peter at 1:14 just to the left of Harry, behind him.

[@9chard_kun]

Cool

[@malahondajere8433]

Actually you can see peter just to the letft of behind him

[@malahondajere8433]

Actually you can see peter at just to the letft of behind him

[@Sound557]

Harry must’ve hit his head harder than we thought

[@kemalyigitantepuzumu947]

When I try to kill a fly that doesn't let me sleep at night.