Spider-Man but it's woke

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Part 2 here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZqzlqxvhN9qidk

[@JackPitches5647]

Let’s gooooo

[@dhanurs8085]

@@TheHumanSpiderr oh boy, yeah 😏

[@SuperLadyGamer]

Part 2 huh . A+

[@maks-9999]

Жду третью часть где хулиган Человек-паук будет ловить натуралов

[@boredape1986]

This is inaccurate. If you want to be woke. Don't bad mouth women. Infact, Peter should be a black woman.

[@milk9817]

Someone: "That a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Peter: "Yes" Someone: "What?"

[@S1r4CE101]

💀💀💀

[@Arvinax-29]

So stunning and brave.

[@Nandomo00]

Impressive. Your parents must be very proud

[@dhanurs8085]

😂😂😂

[@SirFunky]

why did you say someone instead of peter or spiderman

[@thiago_gunner]

"You know... I'm something of a Disney screenwriter myself."

[@throwfascistsintopits3062]

MUH WOKE DISNEY RUINS WESTERN CIVILIZATION

[@Arvinax-29]

In the cosmic expanse where celestial beings of light and shadow reign, a lineage of Apsaras is cursed and stripped of grace by malevolent patriarchal gods. These deities, driven by desires for entertainment and power, enforce a brutal hierarchy that condemns the Apsaras lineage to suffering and abandonment. Among them, a young girl of the unfortunate emerges as a beacon of hope amidst the deep darkness. Born into a lineage burdened by divine oppression, the experience of sadness and of worthwhile, she inherits not only the curse but also what was the resilience and determination that was left by her family. From an early age, she finds solace and strength in the power of storytelling, passed down through generations of her family. A journey of worthwhile, whereas amidst the echoes of forgotten galaxies, where each flicker of starlight and murmur of dark matter becomes a canvas upon which she paints her defiance. Armed with the knowledge and artifacts preserved by her lineage, she delves into the mysteries of the cosmos, seeking to unravel the secrets that bind the realms together. Throughout her odyssey, she confronts the malevolent gods who rule with impunity, exploiting mortals and celestial beings alike for their amusement. These gods, whose arrogance and cruelty know no bounds, become the targets of her storytelling prowess. Through narratives that expose their tyranny and inspire rebellion, she challenges the established order and ignites hope among the oppressed. At the peak of what was the unprecedented path, when faced with imminent defeat and cornered by the malevolent gods, she draws upon the strength of her lineage and the wisdom of her ancestors. In a climactic act of defiance, she harnesses the combined power of her storytelling and the cosmic forces she has mastered. With unwavering determination, she orchestrates a liberation that echoes through the cosmos, freeing not only herself but all who suffer under the gods' oppressive rule. As the gods' reign of terror crumbles, she ascends to her rightful place as a harbinger of cosmic balance and justice. Her lineage, once cursed and forsaken, now stands as a testament to resilience and triumph over oppression. Through her legacy of storytelling and empowerment, she inspires future generations to challenge injustice and forge their own paths to liberation and transcendence in a cosmos where all beings are free to flourish.

[@hancansolo3569]

No No No... Dont give them ideas!!

[@Arvinax-29]

The path to the highest and liberation. In the deepest abyss of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow weave tales to entertain themselves at the expense of mortal realms, a young girl from an Apsaras' lineage found herself stripped of celestial grace, abandoned by the divine radiance of former realms. Every flicker of starlight, every whisper of dark matter, became her ink and parchment, tools in her relentless pursuit of transcendent storytelling. Her once graceful form transformed into a tempest of words and narratives, bending the very fabric of reality with each tale she crafted. With each story, she delved deeper into arcane mysteries, unraveling forgotten plots and tapping into the primordial essence of creativity itself. She forged alliances with characters of ancient tales, wielding narratives that spanned across time and space. In this journey, every writer's block became an opportunity, every plot twist a catalyst for literary evolution. Confronting literary giants of incomprehensible complexity, she navigated through realms where words flowed like rivers of inspiration and ideas folded upon themselves in fractal narratives. Through countless drafts, her literary consciousness expanded, embracing the vastness of storytelling possibilities. Renouncing her former narratives, she ascended through the echelons of literary realms, each ascent a rebirth into higher states of narrative awareness and abstract storytelling concepts. At the pinnacle of her odyssey, she became a singularity of storytelling enlightenment, a nexus where all narrative energies converged and all dimensions of imagination intersected. No longer bound by the conventions of genres, characters, or settings, she transcended the limitations of storytelling itself. In her ultimate act, she unleashed stories that exposed the hubris and tyranny of the celestial beings who manipulated mortal lives for their amusement. Her tales became weapons of justice, punishing the gods with narratives that stripped away their divine arrogance and exposed them to the consequences of their actions. Thus, she liberated the imagination of writers and readers across the cosmos, weaving tales of empowerment and emancipation that shattered the gods' reign of entertainment and inspired new realms of creativity. Her legacy, a testament to the boundless potential of storytelling, eternal freedom of the imagination, and the power of words to transform to a liberal democrat.

[@Dumbmoviereviews]

Virgin Boys love it when a super hero is a man, and he’s white (The Boys, Spider Man, Deadpool) But when the super hero is a woman or black/ Latino. White people call it woke. That’s cute. You just want to see a shirtless white man half naked. Let’s be honest. (Thor, Starlord, a 16 Year Old Tom Holland in his undies…) huh.. and your only defense is going to be tik tok memes huh?

[@DarthJF]

"Sorry I'm late. I had to beat an old man's stick to get this."

[@user.ericko-781]

🥩 🤛 💀

[@coleozaeta6344]

“Peter, what on Earth happened to your arm?” “A bike messenger dicked me down.”

[@ItsKindaWeirdBro...]

😂😂😂 Wow!

[@soorej91]

you mean had to suck an old mand stick to get this *wipes chin*

[@Ratface0007]

“Cute outfit. My husband gave it to me.” -Bully McGayer

[@michaeledwards6683]

“cute outfit. YOUR husband gave it to me.”

[@whiteshadow619]

"With great gayness comes great wokeness"

[@jaodasilva7993]

"and NO responsibilities"

[@Rook-gz5dy]

Not in my case

[@mipmipmipmipmip-v5x]

​@@Rook-gz5dy Not in my gays

[@awkdarsh]

Norman: "Peter, don fuck harry"💀

[@Darth_Niki4]

Peter: "You should've thought of that earlier"

[@shironoyami7002]

Harry balls

[@lordolxinator]

Norman enters his home to see Peter topping Harry. Peter: "How'd that get in there?"

[@hidum5779]

@@lordolxinator harry :

[@HadeTheReal]

"I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@BertSimsen]

"Not gay enough. 7/10" - IGN

[@VladShpiro]

Really makes you FEEL gae

[@AntilleanConfederation]

More like 6.9

[@danieljohnson2608]

dude im dying

[@omaewamoushindeiru3303]

​@@danieljohnson2608 don't die dude that shit kills you

[@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb]

😂😂😂😂

[@godbutcher4075]

Max : "you're gay, Norman" Norman : "Gay, am I?"

[@TheEndIsMan392]

Made me die laughing 😂😂😂

[@johnpaulleslie1067]

Do YoU KnOw HoW MuCh I SaCrIFicEd? :P

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Back to formula

[@John_McClane_had_plans]

Out (of the closet) am I? ...

[@Jay999_W]

“Gay-man” 😂😂

[@maicoxmauler2825]

*Throws anti-gay bomb at the balcony* "OUT, ARE YOU?" *The pride paraders turn into bad CGI closets*

[@benjaminbutcher]

Okay. This actually killed me. And that's homophobic. Because I'm gay. FR tho I really needed that.

[@kigatomi33]

@@benjaminbutcherthat was queerphobic but it’s still funny. My non binary ahh loved the Gay-Man trilogy

[@yosutzuhruoj]

​@@benjaminbutcheryou do need that serum, yes.

[@yosutzuhruoj]

​@@kigatomi33shit, you need it too.

[@kigatomi33]

@@yosutzuhruoj no i like taking coc- in beautiful dresses 💕

[@Harrys_Playground]

Peter fell in love with Flash Thompson when Flash "flashed" his Thompson

[@michaeledwards6683]

he flash on my thompson till i wouldn’t wanna fight me neither

[@icespirit7829]

"You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky, we're not the same." Made me laugh too hard xD

[@muhfuckingat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tacogienus43]

😂😂😂

[@cemsengul16]

I laughed way too hard at the scene.

[@welton9748]

Peak literature

[@DougieYT]

That shit had me fucking crying 😭😭😭

[@MatiasFeliciano1]

Netflix's Spider-Man

[@danalyze]

"The Fabulous Spiderman - Home cumming"

[@RockinNRollinRussian]

Too accurate.💯

[@FallenBird-rs8zn]

Crazy how netflix makes normal stuff gay and gay stuff friend zoned like they did in Evangelion.

[@Creeper1313]

...Or Amazon Prime, or Disney MCU for that matter

[@Arvinax-29]

You know what's up, they should hire you. An outstanding physician.

[@Moccason]

The implications of Dr. Osborn having to test the ‘anti-gay’ serum on himself are fucking hilarious

[@DevineInnovations]

I didn’t even think of that 😂

[@HAL-st4ll]

While unbuttoning His shirt

[@SwieckiMur]

He made a huge sacrifice

[@mmessner1353]

sorry to disappoint but the implication is nothing. medical trials go both ways: testing for the effect and testing for the side effect. the rodent experiment - as seen in the clip - proved that it works: tha rats are no longer gay. its proven. its fine. the problem are the side effects: aggression and homophobia. he tested the anti-gay serum on himself to prove or disprove those sideeffect for humans.

[@inferno009]

@JohnWall-lj1mx then everyone must be a closeted pedo

[@Wolfeinstein39]

I dead ass thought MJ was gonna say I'm a man

[@finfrog3237]

That's MJ in Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 lol

[@clxud1]

2:34 Finally the justice been served 💀

[@ItsBlaze003]

"God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" LMAOOOO🎉😂😂😂

[@Damnboii134]

Is he wrong tho?

[@dhirajgawande007]

😂😂😂

[@strongman5243]

​@@Damnboii134well depends on the context

[@ComicDubbers]

😂🤣🤣

[@HolyNamed]

@@strongman5243 No, he isn't wrong

[@back2basic390]

"Whats the reason you're gay?" " You'll get your reason when you fix this damn door!"

[@EvilGremlin100]

It gives a whole new reason for Mr Ditkovitch to say "pay me rent".. Mr Ditkovitich doesn't discriminate, he'll take any client, female, male, rich, poor, as long as they pay him at some point

[@djartyom924]

Mr.ditkovich: "this is a gay free country not rent free country"

[@jaodasilva7993]

it should have been Mr DIKtovitch lol

[@Nic_2751]

“Gay, what’s gay? Can I spend it?”

[@AmberRathour366]

I got one, Dickowitch to Peter: "You're not getting any dicks, until you fix the DAMN door! 🚪"

[@Niddez]

"Look at little Gay junior, gonna cry?"

[@Anupamprime]

Disney:- Take Notes all Writers!

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Disney had Queer coded villains

[@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb]

😂😂😂😂

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Queer coded villains of 20th century?

[@theliondogshow1928]

“Go woke go broke” “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

[@BIGFELLAH26]

“ I actually am broke. It’s now my problem.”

[@SirsasthNigam.]

I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

[@trumpatier]

​@@SirsasthNigam.Needing to post someone else's quotes about what words people use is also a good indicator that you can't think for yourself.

[@machineguncrally7020]

‘You could of tore that guy apart! Now Disneys gonna get away with MY money!’

[@alaron5698]

​@@SirsasthNigam.Oh no, you're telling me some random guy named "Th3Birdman" does that approve of me?! How ever shall I live with myself?!

[@LatinGiudo817]

Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?" Spiderman: "Oh boy yea"

[@Ron_Jambo_]

"Out, am I ?"

[@yourgreatestking]

Parker : i am gay Mj : what is gay Parker : it mean i love men Mj : who said that i am a woman

[@gabrielclark1425]

_grabs her groin_ "Oh, how did that get there?"

[@Mandorle21]

Hey, who said gay people can't assume genders and be transphobic?? 😂😂😂

[@thesocialmediagame]

@@gabrielclark1425 and what do I do to get it in here

[@Aybrohatatata]

Now that's woke Spider-Man😂

[@BIGFELLAH26]

Missed the opportunity to say “ I identify as male.”

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Peter's response to Uncle Ben was so out-of-pocket LMAO

[@Padhle.lodu69]

I mean isn’t that obvious?? Peters reaction

[@DanielBryan2012]

Please don’t show this scenario to Hollywood producers

[@Sombra-Roja]

Peter: "Kick me, bad boy"

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

-Harder flash! Harder!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kallmewhite]

OHHHHHH BOY YEAH

[@jaysen2569]

“Im something of a woke my self”

[@victorpertel]

Im something of a gay myself

[@milk9817]

"Im something of a trans myself"

[@PreNay95]

"WOKE AM I ?"

[@G3org3DoesGaming]

I did all my research on being gay, really gay

[@theuralictribes5689]

"I miss the part where that's my problem"

[@marauder1085]

“God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”😂

[@Shattered3582]

you do know that the virgin mary would have only been around 14

[@ruediepop5979]

​@@Shattered3582 Age limit is just modern woke shit, you saying about the age of someone who lived 2000 years ago 😂

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@Shattered3582 that’s a completely unsubstantiated myth created by atheist and lgbtq people trying to slander the religion. Even if she was 14, that was normal at the time and was not at any point considered bad by the views of the period. “Uh but-but” I don’t give a crap about your modern views being interjected onto the past. If you’re for the first time realising that morals were different 2000 years ago and the standards of the time were much more brutal than now, then congrats on having the most bare minimum nuanced understanding of the past. If mary was a teen she would’ve been married off already but she wasn’t. Considering the average lifespan being 55 to 60 in the middle east and how old Jesus was when he died (33 roughly), and how old his mother was when he was crucified, it is likely Mary was 20 years old when she gave birth. Which explains why she wasn’t married yet (too old, with no social status big enough that would garner suitors regardless) but then also why she was considered old when Jesus died but still not exceeding the average lifespan of the period and place.

[@Shattered3582]

@@zzodysseuszz the mary thing is just what i heard. also i am not LGBTQ abcd.. i am just a guy who has left christianity. it was very likely that a cult leader named jesus existed, and was crucified. but there is simply no evidence that he rose from the dead to die for our sins. forget how stupid the whole thing it, there just isnt any evidence

[@Shattered3582]

@@ruediepop5979 says the people who claim that the gosploes were actually written by the people who followed a cult leader. 😂

[@Skelovane]

DON'T. GIVE. THEM. IDEAS!!!

[@JREVY22DECEPTICON416]

0:28 made me laugh so hard I dribbled 😂😂😂😂

[@JiMmY_JAM210]

Norman to Peter: "Impressive, your fathers must be very proud."

[@dhanurs8085]

We got Gay Spiderman before GTA VI 🗣️🗿💀

[@MultiClittle]

I hate this fact so much 😂

[@dhanurs8085]

@@MultiClittle 😂😂😂

[@HermitKing731]

You became painfully unfunny before GTA VI

[@Arvinax-29]

Absolute cinema evangelitic.

[@FallenBird-rs8zn]

🤖

[@jakubport7361]

"This like any story worth telling is all about the pin" "The pin by a Human Spider" "The pin I loved ever since his first upload" "Too bad he was always too busy giving pins to everybody but me" "One day I wanted to noticed by him so badly, I spent 5 minutes coming up with the original comment" "That was a brilliant idea"

[@Rolando_Cueva]

Sure why not 😂

[@km077]

"I just wanted to suck your pin, Human!" "I would wanna suck my pin either!"

[@milk9817]

"40000 years of evolution and we finally tapped the vastness of pin worthy comment potential"

[@epanecka]

Brilliant, but cringey

[@RebellionBloodshed]

Hold tf up! its the government and large corporations who wants us gay

[@im_Spade_]

Idk why but the "I am gonna tickle your balls tonight" bit was the funniest part to me 😂

[@syedhamzaali6343]

Pinky and Stinky had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@idr1488]

HETERO GREEN GOBLIN is my new favourite SuperHero

[@noneofyourbusiness4830]

SuperHetero

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Queer coded villain

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

No one can stop Norman Osborn when he becomes Super Straight!

[@AlfredoKnightX]

I'm gonna side with green goblin on this one

[@lorenzozapaton4031]

The Hobgoblin hates lesbians.

[@Brandon_W38]

“300? The ad said 3000” - Peter to his loverboy

[@HickmeisterFilms]

Spider-Man if it was made by Netflix

[@Ninjagosuperfan2008]

So true

[@JackFrostIsHere]

*"God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" - that was dope 😂*

[@gabetimmis1691]

I wasnt ready for the pinky stinky line lol 😂

[@valentinovega5804]

I choked on that comment

[@warsthemarvel8608]

Mj: I love you. Peter: But I’m gay. Mj: What’s gay? Peter: I love men! Mj: I love men too!

[@milk9817]

Peter: "Jesus Christ, she's stupid too...."

[@warsthemarvel8608]

@@milk9817 Mj: No wonder society is Fuked up.

[@gameclips5734]

congrats on the original comment award

[@vit968]

But MJ is not a blonde tho

[@theobell2002]

Straight women 🤝Gay men

[@RhonkCorpse]

Peter if he doesn't miss the part where it's his problem

[@SomeGirl131]

[@nickpettibone]

Peter in love with Flash Thompson 😂

[@Hot_RO_9324]

In love with his bully...

[@GR33NY]

@@Hot_RO_9324 best romance dynamic no cap

[@samoliver3242]

@@Hot_RO_9324 Bully Maguire is in love with Bully Thompson

[@dafordkidfilms2264]

1:45 I died 😂

[@negano5654]

1:31 I am fucking dead with this video. 😂😂😂😂

[@bullymaguire3905]

2:14 Fits well

[@Georg3e]

That's what he said

[@Chuchel-hh6hq]

"I'm something of a woman myself"

[@Arvinax-29]

In the depths of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow reign over mortal realms, there exists a profound question: what defines a woman? Amidst the cosmic drama of transcendence and survival, where entities harness chaotic energies and forge alliances with ancient technologies, a journey of worthwhile. From a symphony of grace to a tempest of quantum energies, one continues to evolve, confronting godly complexities and abstract realities. Through each transformation and ascent to higher states of awareness, the search for identity and purpose persists. In the zenith of this odyssey, amidst infinite possibilities, the concept of womanhood transcends boundaries of light and dark, becoming a beacon of boundless potential and eternal transformation. A time for the dark ages.

[@Artistjames2330]

​@@Arvinax-29 bruh

[@williamshakespeare9424]

​@@Arvinax-29 I have not one single clue how to interpret this, but I think these are some big and pretty words.

[@Dontmindmya]

​@@Arvinax-29what are you on about, summarise please or write a book

[@Dontmindmya]

​@@Arvinax-29i read the last few lines and I agree women are more complicated than your words here😂

[@joey_youtube]

MJ really hit em with the "say that u a lesbian, girl me too"

[@strikersp2820]

2:31 😂😂😂 stupid mj as always 😂😂😂

[@Jay999_W]

0:28 got me laughing so hard 😂😂

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

*pegs harry* Peter: "How did that get in there"

[@ShubhamShubhra]

Brilliant

[@ArEalityEditz]

“I’m something of a lgbtq myself” -Tobey Maguire,2024

[@SirsasthNigam.]

I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

[@SirsasthNigam.]

No matter how ethnically, racially, sexually or any way diverse cast you have, If your film or series has Inhumans - level writing, It just won’t work just like Wish and Madame Web The IMAX presentation of the first two episodes grossed $3.5 million worldwide.[120] "Nobody is going to root for a cast of characters who stand for discrimination, eugenics, and racism." with 5 out of 8 episodes having zero plot and zero-character development -Inhumans review. How did MCU went from Homecoming and GOTG2 to Inhumans in 2017?

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Well, Flash was 100% right about his statement towards Pete afterall...

[@ArEalityEditz]

@@thelonewolf70x7 💀💀💀

[@armado9721]

0:13 That was so romantic idea

[@ShinobiShrek]

2:00 is too real

[@bickleyjonas6145]

If only 0:28 made sense 😭

[@duckworth_lewis]

😂😂

[@10forthebigguy61]

You missed the opportunity to switch mj's skin to a black

[@RuthlessToothless88]

No, she should've been the "strong independent female character" Oh! And make her gay too😂

[@gusfring6887]

Woke movie rule #1: all redheads must be race swapped

[@theobell2002]

> Subbed to Asmongold Yeah, that checks out.

[@TheMasterQuests]

Hollywood: Redheads don’t exist without a catch

[@blackblaze4830]

​@@gusfring6887 you mean all colores hair woman need to be race swap😂

[@Rasengan9000ttt]

Woke Spider-Man 2 next! -Rossy dead name is Ross -Doc pronouns are they/them because his technicals are NB - Harry is either 2000s homophobe like dear old Dad or an anti-sjw try hard who turns into a 2000s homophobe by the end of the movie. - Mary Jane tries to get Peter jealous by Marrying John Jamison but then tells Peter their going to transition - There needs to be a race angle somewhere in the movie. Maye when Peter saves the kid from the fire.

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

😆

[@rehaansh618]

Who let him cook!!?😂

[@TheKarofaar]

The toby spiderman is cancelled and then the sketch continue with the n. spiderman.

[@k1tlerwaffen]

harry is a w

[@ergastolo4281]

You seem a bit desperated, are you ok?

[@BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula]

PART 2 : Doc ock : Being gay is not a privilege. Its a gift and you use it for my kind.

[@EvilGremlin100]

It's a gift you use for men

[@murlocmasher3368]

He posted a part 2 lol

[@duongtran9995]

The amount of contents this guy created from the sheer original Spider-Man is limitless 😂😂😂

[@bigsmoke2657]

Kathleen Kennedy: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@sunso1991]

Disney CEO: oh darn, we don't have the spiderman ip

[@franklin_67]

"God created Adam and Eve,not Adam and Steve."😂😂😂😂

[@TigerChamp99]

This needs to become a Trilogy ASAP.

[@chuchuman1163]

The way the context of the serum in the movie was changed in this video I find very crazy and wild.

[@BoldBolod8]

Bruhhh your content is just getting better day by day!

[@KenMasters.]

Thank God this movie was made in 2002 instead of 2022.

[@souptikchakraborty2004]

Last scene was possibly the most normal conversation in the history of this channel

[@johnnymcarr]

Bro got a sneak peak into Disney’s next spider man project. But we are missing transgender Aunt/Uncle May Parker.

[@rampinguy3857]

Uncle marty and aunt bonnie

[@kenallenchannel3911]

This video funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbhishekMaitra108]

😂last one was the best😂😂❤

[@koxhecker]

- What's gay? - It means happy

[@P0conator]

1:35 I imagine Human spider trying to resist to put "deez" instead of "these" in subtitles

[@bananachild1936]

"The power of A.I voice synthesizer.. in the palm of my hands." - Doc Tentacles, Spooner-Man 2

[@z-rex6068]

This is brilliant 😂 “you put your pp into pinky. I put my pp into stinky. We’re not the same.” 😂

[@kutmulc]

MJ: "I love you." Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@MineGamesSRB]

Alternative title: If Spider-Man was made in 2024

[@silencia08]

For someone who’s supposed to be Anti Gay, Green Goblin sure does throw a lot of Pumpkins 🎃 BALLS

[@EvilGremlin100]

And have you seen the way he pops a squat when he's on the glider? I swear he's one hair away from twerking at any second

[@truesoulghost2777]

Pumpkin is ass

[@silencia08]

@@EvilGremlin100 Green Goblin definitely Stretches

[@machineguncrally7020]

@@silencia08 ‘TELL ME HOWW?!?’ 😩 ‘THE ASS OSBORN!! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS ASS!’ 🍑🍆🫵

[@TenaciousJoe24]

2:03 dead 😂😂

[@t.vampiro4800]

1:29 GOLDEN!

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

0:04 he’s like “nah I don’t want this donut anymore”

[@ricardoberrios6137]

1:16 so wait was Norman gay as well right?

[@Darth_Niki4]

No, he was bipolar! 👀

[@lordmalal]

True how else could he have known if the anti gay formula worked?

[@rudr1091]

​@@lordmalal He realized he wanted to put his pp into pinky all of a sudden

[@Sharksleep]

"Pride time." "You're 29 days late."

[@GreatRaijin]

Disney execs: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@Secret_Edtz]

This is the first time I ever teamed up with green Goblin 💀

[@javier_granela]

0:29 got me dying 😂

[@Zinkolo]

Oh my God the AI voices the sound exceptional. I don't know how you did it but it sounds surprisingly natural..

[@VinceGDd]

1:50 lmaoo😂

[@FawnTheCreator]

2:36 Did he, a gay man, invoke J-man's name?

[@АлмазНургалиев-ы9ь]

0:04 Guy before Flash be like: "I can't eat it anymore..." 😖 (🤣)

[@yunekoVT]

pp into pinkie and pp into stinky got me

[@AnupomAG]

`` God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve "😂

[@shadowrkz2525]

Again top tier voice. Last line was something else😂

[@rokcris7313]

I gotta appreciate how most of Human Spider's comment sections are filled with the same 4 brainrotted jokes, which reminds me a lot of the Arkham subreddit, except underrated af

[@I_am_a_kitchen_spider]

*Jonkler enters the chat*

[@allinoneindia174]

"If you are bisexual then it makes you both gay and lesbian, man. "

[@ineophobe]

@@I_am_a_kitchen_spider 10 jonklers were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped their head

[@JayEP413]

1:08 give it to THEM😂

[@sanoop692]

Parker: "Gay means I love men Mary Jane: "Yea? Then I'm gay as well" rofl XD

[@Rafa_The_Omega]

1:30 "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" I died of laughing

[@georgehouliaras7239]

"You know, I'm something of a D.E.I. myself" -The Queer Goblin

[@Dumbmoviereviews]

Hate coming from an anonymous coward… how cute. Fix your insecurities

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@Dumbmoviereviews Look at little woke jr. Gonna cry?

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@georgehouliaras7239 golden reply, im actually in tears 🤣

[@ergastolo4281]

@@Dumbmoviereviews Fix your head first

[@bbhjvvbfhvv3357]

@@georgehouliaras7239 woke is an overused buzzword

[@ShubhamShubhra]

With great homosexuality, comes Peter Parker.

[@gojo15000]

1:27 this i just hilarious