Spider-Man 3 but it's woke

Spider-Man 3 but he's gay
Part 2 here: • Spider-Man 2 but it's ...
Part 1 here: • Spider-Man but it's woke

[@ExquisiteAndroid]

"what are you doing, Parker?" "your mom tonight." Cinema

[@milk9817]

"Jesus parker, you're a mother**©k"

[@6900xx]

Top 10 moments in flim history

[@luisgalarza4397]

😂😂😂

[@milk9817]

Eddie is right, he indeed a mother****

[@milk9817]

1:52 Eddie was right about him

[@hmmm2359]

“They’re fucking assholes” caught me off guard 💀

[@Monkchelle_Kongbama]

all gays get it in the end

[@Darth_Niki4]

@@Monkchelle_Kongbama Why wasn't I told?

[@Ssj1227]

Took me a second 😂

[@DarkAnims]

There's 2 meanings behind it, literally and figuratively.

[@indiankid8601]

​@@DarkAnims 😂😂

[@nashidtahsin7590]

Anti-gay symbiote

[@MasterDracer]

Gonna develop it asap

[@justinveron698]

I feel like the "straight symbiote" can work, too, as a name.

[@zizazapod9825]

19 inches

[@eradict]

@@justinveron698 anti-gay hits hard though

[@justinveron698]

@@eradict yeah that's fair. Haha.

[@ilonkamvtv]

We got gay-man 3 before GTA6

[@deepflare1028]

We got the whole trilogy after the trailer, man....

[@ALK_RACING_RECS]

at this point I dont care and not waiting lol

[@Kisnowar]

We got GTA 7 before GTA 6

[@SethKolbePrefect]

@@KisnowarReal

[@FrozenPulse169]

I hope everyone who wants to play GTA 6 gets a good device to run GTA 6 before GTA 6

[@RockSmithStudio]

“They can’t think straight” I laughed more than I should’ve at that part 😂

[@kikosawa]

What about the sheer veracity of the fact that they do indeed fuck assholes?

[@captainobvious8037]

Don't forget they're also fucking assholes

[@irgendeinname9256]

The "tries to think straight" part and just giving up and walking out did it for me

[@jackalhead7433]

When you expect a rationalized answer from someone so that you can debunk his claims and try to bring him on your side but all you get instead is a simple "f**you and because I feel like it so what??" 😂

[@monad_tcp]

that's way gay people are bad at math (math is cartesian, its straight)

[@gusfring6887]

Harry: "life without girls is a pain in the ass" Peter: "what?"

[@ilhamarasy3671]

That line is genius 👍🏿

[@georgehouliaras7239]

You forgot the man, man.

[@fishsayswhatsgoingon]

I missed the part when that's MY problem.

[@ilhamarasy3671]

@@gusfring6887 but life without girl that's not mean life with men right, right?

[@dimentedguy]

Life with girls can be a pain in the ass too

[@chasebriscoefan14]

“You want gayness?, look in the mirror” I’m using this from now on

[@HolyNamed]

we not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and Pete became straight

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

​@@HolyNamednope

[@veinmetal8671]

This is advanced PHD in Bully Maguire Spiderology

[@geraltzrivii3860]

​@@HolyNamedthe thing is its probably She-Venom thats why Peter turned straight.

[@Ricky911_]

I'm honestly just wondering. In what context would you use that, though?

[@majidoujaa5592]

"Because they're fucking assholes" that's genius

[@thunderboltproductionsshpk]

That's literally the best part man 😂 even the way he says it it's hilarious!!!

[@Claego]

I lost it. I gotta use that with my not-overly-sensitive friends

[@FuriousGuy1234]

300th like

[@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture]

@@thunderboltproductionsshpk as a gay man, I agree that the "asshole" is the best part.. of the movie script ofcourse.

[@Insomnia052]

Gonna put some Rainbow in your eye...

[@MountainClimber247]

The fact that they made rainbows about the LGBTQ. 😂😂 Way to brainwash people

[@MorganAllison-bt9rn]

I laughed more than I should’ve at that 😭

[@LX_B]

Rainbow is not white and sticky 🤔

[@Alexeliomo]

I thought Peter would say "I'm gonna put some gay in your eyes" 😂

[@prajju8114]

Gonna put some pride in your eyes😂

[@dabedu8850]

"you want some gayness?" "Go look in the mirror" I'm crying

[@johnbazan8674]

Peter and Gwen competing for some PP, is a battle that Spider-Man fans are not ready.

[@drdoom5516]

In this universe Spiderman is the one who throws Gwen from the bridge, Green Goblin is shocked meanwhile.

[@ootfan7882]

😂

[@crisalcantara7671]

​@@drdoom5516😂

[@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture]

"thot daughter or gay son" me: (being just like that professor, both end up under the table anyways).

[@DarthErmac503]

“Tries to think straight” 😂

[@sameermusicspace]

What are you doing "Your mom tonight 🗿"

[@shriharihudli]

Well that proves he ain’t gay no more.

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

0:44 Harry makes some fine points here

[@iso-wildrift3834]

Indeed they are F*CKING assholes

[@Levas-29]

A great thinker of the philosophical mind.

[@ChrisSuperDude]

As the kids today would say “Ay yo, let him cook.”

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

So when Spider Man woke up, he was gay? I don't understand why the titles to these videos use a past-tense verb as an adjective. I forgot, to argue with myself, gay means happy. So homosexual is the best way to describe these videos.

[@naqwillz1089]

Fr Bro A Lot Of Queers Are Heterophobic And Acephobic

[@Vilgax00]

Harry is beign the best character in the franchise as always.

[@milk9817]

Harry: "They love me"

[@Vilgax00]

​@@milk9817​​​​ This is where the fun begins! (He is voiced by Matt Lanter , so he can say that)

[@Harry-et7dc]

Thanks I work hard

[@Vilgax00]

​@@Harry-et7dcI meant Harry OSBORN. Not Harry POTTAH.

[@Levas-29]

Endlessly woven into the vast and unfathomable tapestry of the cosmic continuum, transcending all temporal bounds and writing. A time for liberation, and the path to rationality.

[@virgil6298]

I love the reaction of Peter when Harry say he can't think straight 🤣

[@Leonidas037]

And Harry's reaction: "see what I mean" 😂

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

"I'm gonna cry!"

[@csayushsinghchauhan3853]

Love the fact how goblin & goblin jr fell for the same guy Peter💀

[@TaskMaster369]

People walking backwards when they can is surely something.

[@emmanuelojurongbe2469]

Peter: I'm something of a gay myself Me: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@RkoVenom]

😂😂😂

[@justwhy491]

thats goblins line

[@USMLPaule]

Harry Assporn: The final boss of straightness

[@gusfring6887]

Hairy Assporn

[@luckypirate6365]

The goat of this franchise

[@USMLPaule]

@@luckypirate6365 lmao

[@theculturedgentleman3699]

Norman Assporn would be so disappointed in him

[@destroyer3.028]

​@@luckypirate6365gayest of all time.

[@noone4515]

Harry: "Peter, did you hear about those hormones that make guys behave manly?" Peter: "'I missed the part where that's my problem.'"

[@couchdoggo]

spider man if it was made in 2024:

[@amadeusagripino6862]

You mean, MCU Spider-Man?

[@ovs4744]

Not enough blackwashing

[@goldenjustiny.7192]

ha

[@goldenjustiny.7192]

ha

[@goldenjustiny.7192]

ha

[@bizarreaspect4768]

"Peter, what are you doing?" "Your mom tonight" Had me rolling on the floor 🤣

[@dhanurs8085]

1:01 this expression from Harry 💀💀💀

[@TayRich93]

Turning around kissing at dude is wild af😂😂😂

[@natalico_01]

Norman: I'm something of a gay myself. Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem!

[@playroid1]

Adding shalom as phone call getting make perfect sense.

[@ChiefWombatCuddler]

That was in the original actually, what did Raimi mean by it? 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ht9cs5zk4g]

Your friendly niberhood homosexual 😘

[@P.sherman45]

@DeadBlackRoses neighbourhood*

[@_zigger_]

Niber is our word but you can call me nibba

[@Cryharderfruitcakes]

@@P.sherman45niberhood*

[@briansteele5049]

Here to play with your kids

[@marcfilms999]

@@Cryharderfruitcakes Gayborhood*

[@Deniz_Ce]

That conversation between Peter and Harry is the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂 Not only what Harry is saying but also his straight face while he's saying it and Peters reaction 😂 Also the people infront of the cafe are walking backwards.

[@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture]

"i dont feel gay anymore" yeah cause you are black

[@milk9817]

0:30 Harry: "You knew this was coming, Pete!" Peter: "How do you know i was *coming* for you?" Harry: "What?"

[@NoNameAvalibleRN]

1:28 19 inches of venom was too much for peter that it made him straight

[@ironhell813]

Scared straight lol.

[@sunny5959]

The newspaper should actually be The Daily Bulge 🤪

[@eradict]

Bully Maguire is so meta he changed the whole genre 😭

[@Lambo_b]

Harry:So Where have you been pal, you don't return my calls? Peter:I've been mewing... Harry:Trying to look like a Gay-gachad?

[@LionelLimage]

1:51 ain’t no way💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@BeastMan_69]

i fucking died at the cafe scene🤣

[@matthewmorgan3913]

0:10 my favorite moment

[@calebbarrow4566]

"No gay deed goes unpunished" 😆

[@dastvan8002]

Good on that symbiote helping Peter think straight. He’s going to pass that class with flying colours now!

[@OGTennyson]

0:51 W Harry!!😭

[@theherald3117]

1:09 They can’t think straight 😂🤣

[@coinstudiosmoviescartoonsa1978]

"What are you doing tonight?" "Trying to get the human spider pin"

[@Jordanims15]

Finally, a good ending. Mfs after Pride month is over: 1:28

[@TheElderOne-n6d]

2:00 "you want gayness? look in the mirror" the best gayish line the world has ever seen!

[@frezingcrazy]

Liberal-Man 3

[@TheDarkKnight-lf5ce]

VENOM IS STRAIGHT

[@plizmaticpierce]

Nah he's gay. Has kids and the only person he could get kids from is Eddie.

[@kinderboah]

​@@plizmaticpiercehell no

[@plizmaticpierce]

@@kinderboah haha was just making a joke man. We all know he ain't gay.

[@libertyprime1614]

@@plizmaticpierce Symbiotes are sexless and multiple without any sex

[@plizmaticpierce]

@@libertyprime1614 It was a joke 😂

[@user-st7ng9zh9n]

Peter: I can't think straight. Harry: I missed the part, where that's my problem.

[@BrasileiroBRYT]

Venom transformed him into a sigma male 🗿

[@TigerChamp99]

1:41 RDJ cameo, nice.

[@waweruian]

Harry was gay before the Anti-gay serum

[@zavahar]

With straight powers comes straight thinking

[@warwickonlyfans344]

2:02 this is so bully maguire

[@Tsekalare]

His answer on the phone at 2:07 sent me in heavens 🤣🤣🤣

[@humourunified]

"With Great Pride🤡...Comes Great Rainbow🌈" - Uncle Ben

[@scumbad7953]

I just knew he'd keep in the shalom 😂

[@SansGamer2832]

Ngl human spider should become the next spiderman director

[@ScottThePisces]

James Franco saying "No gay deed goes unpunished" is ironic 💀😂

[@pink5296]

the entire beginning sequence of him in class is just too perfect, even mouthing “fuck you!” to gwen is just amazingly edited, this dude has gone so far with his editing skills in such a short amount of time lol

[@noobnova7772]

High Harry: why do you hate pin beggers so much? THS: They are basically begging to be inserted.

[@lucasreinoso23]

"I never thought he'd really do that"

[@amusingturtle]

"I'm done trying to convince you"

[@Industrialman96]

0:40 I lost 🤣these double meanings are too much

[@TransformerInsider]

HARRY WITH ARNOLD'S TERMINATOR THEME GOES HARD. HUMAN SPIDER HAS STILL GOT THE MOVES.

[@MohammadMR-gx3hr]

" Look in the miror "

[@thunderboltproductionsshpk]

"Anti-Gay Serum: COMPLETE!" 😂😂😂😂 TOP!

[@jakubhomola2166]

"I pinned your mom Last night" - The human spider

[@HolyNamed]

We not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and became straight, Once you go black, you don't go back

[@deveousdevil]

I've been binging this channel the last few days. I don't remember the last time I regularly and consistently laighed so hard to the point of breathlessness and wheezing 😂😂😂😂. All your videos are both insane and ridiculous and hysterical ❤

[@EggHopper51]

It's your friendly neighborhood homosexual 💀

[@tajammulzaid12]

Harder choices require strongest wills ~Thanos

[@GrooveStreet4Life310]

"Tightest a55es require hardest pps"

[@PhialSubstance]

The strongest willies*

[@chrisb8698]

"The Human Spider, who are you pinning?!" "Your comment tonight."

[@eradict]

This had character development. Everything. 🙌 It came full circle 😌

[@user-st7ng9zh9n]

I can't believe he just, flipped her off.

[@justiceforusall7038]

I'm laughing at this far more than u should 😂😂

[@PAGRlO]

0:42 LMAO

[@azz3rblx]

"Anyone up for getting pinned after class?" Me:🤚

[@isaiahthomason3998]

And in the end, Peter and Harry both became Chads, starting the Chad-man trilogy. It's a wonderful loop.

[@TigerChamp99]

Goblin Jr. is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

[@varuntyagi6116]

Lol this is the state of all Marvel movies now.

[@RichterPhallos]

1:45 That escalated quickly.

[@marksheenbercasio6528]

0:35 got me laughing uncontrollably😂

[@Weetch]

Honeslty i just recently came across this channel but its so funny, i hope more videos regularly come out like this, i miss good content.

[@Alex_FRD]

0:45 Technically, Harry said nothing but the truth here.

[@RetroDcsnd]

“What’s this?” “I don’t feel unpinned anymore”

[@Alastair_]

"They're fucking assholes" Mind.Blown

[@cryalot378]

I love how Harry was so disgusted by Peter that he had to inhale the anti-gay serum just to make sure he won't turn gay himself.

[@JiMmY_JAM210]

0:04 into the video, bruh! 😂☠️🤣 Peter: "OK, my turn to blow!"

[@alessandroshady]

Lmao this was brilliant! I imagine in this universe Little Goblin Jr. will save Peter in the end because he realises his love for him

[@Magabes_]

This is so well edited, you keep putting out bangers man. These videos are really special.

[@worldcollider8080]

I was actually waiting for the super-gay symbiote😂😂

[@tekarukikamiya]

Spider-Man if it was made by The Boys' screenwriters.

[@Spifel]

Peter can finally drive his motorcycle straight.

[@SigmaInstitutePlatform]

2:02 this is the best part

[@DennisKangabam]

I mean there is a reason why Dr.connors chose gwen instead of peter 😂😂.Even though he offers peter another chance but little did he know he already had the anti gay symbiote and was too late 😂😂.

[@ayouxy]

There's no way anyone can make the cookie girl less awkward

[@sugunikibo885]

So I guess carnage and anti-venom turn you gay.

[@Dreaming_Stray]

I love how “they’re fucking assholes” can be taken both ways

[@thelastbotos2551]

More brainrot please 🙏 That was the funniest shit ever

[@user-le5hs6cx2c]

Harry: "They also can't think straight. You know that?" Bro Harry became savage in that moment💀

[@robertlujam5066]

Tries to think straight sent me