Bill Burr | Speed 2

Bill talks about the horror that was Speed 2 (w/ Opie & Anthony)
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[@sombd133]

"He is definitely squinting his eyes a little". lmao things bill burr notices.

[@maxdangers]

Speed 3 is genius, it's an episode of Father Ted where the milkman is fired for sleeping about with the local ladies so he puts a bomb on the milk float. They show the bottom of the float with loads of semtex and it activates the bomb when it goes over 4mph. I swear it's one of the best episodes of anything, ever. Genius writing.

[@wildforesthome6563]

The cardboard box bit was hilarious

[@PETERODZZ]

Je je😅

[@MrKit19832009]

Pat Mustard was a wrong un.

[@DeathShouldTakeMeNow]

The worst one is the bit where Sandra Bullock breaks some people out of a locked closet with a chainsaw and is still revving it in their faces asking "ARE YOU GUYS OK?!?!?", and they're all like "WE WOULD BE IF YOU PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN!" "WHAT?" "I SAID WE WOULD BE IF YOU PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN", "WHAT?" and it goes on like this for a minute or two. Good god who the hell wrote that script.

[@dadude1702]

It's PG-13, so they can't be going "Get that fucking chainsaw out of my face!"

[@BipoIarbear]

Oh iv kinda had this in real life, my mum asked me to chop down a tree, so I'm getting it started an its got like a safety dead man switch but as soon as I got it started her mum instinct kicked in an grabbed my hand so I can't let go so its revving so hard I can't hear myself shouting to let go of my hand and she's shouting in my face "what" an this went on for at least 90 seconds and it was terrifying cos this chainsaw is going full whack an I can't let go🤣 finally she let's go an I explain it and we both decide fuck it the tree can stay, tree is still there to this day

[@simonyricools]

@@BipoIarbear I loved that story.

[@BipoIarbear]

@@simonyricools 😁 cheers matey glad it makes people chuckle

[@hostility3404]

The harpoon part had me crying 😂

[@HeckYep]

I can say from experience his pants would've been ripped clean off getting dragged through the water like that

[@ntnnot]

Hilarious review. Bill Burr remembers some very random movies and actors in them... "The black dude from that stripper movie that bombed... Showgirls... I think he got stabbed in Oz or something..." :D I remember that guy from Salton Sea, starring Val Kilmer... a drug dealer named Bobby.

[@adamgm84]

He didn't look familiar to me, and I don't remember what I ate yesterday either

[@joe_8699]

He was in salton sea. ( did you bring the plastic people!!) But he wasn't the actor in the wheel chair in the HBO series OZ. Same look different dudes. He was a chopper pilot in 28 weeks later. That guy.

[@tonybones9638]

I love that Salton Sea movie. I remember the black guy meth dealer had a harpoon gun in his room also. Thats ironic.

[@666cfc]

I first saw him in Colors with Sean Penn and Robertt Duvall, later in Strange Days(rapper that gets killed by the cops). Was actually quite decent in Showgirls, as opposed to a lot of other actors in that movie

[@666cfc]

Harold Perineau Jr. Had his debut with Smoke(1995). Great actor.

[@TropicalChris]

I saw this movie when I was a teenager, and the entire time I kept asking myself when the hell it was going to end.

[@popcur]

I picture, you constantly looking behind. Looking at the exit.

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

Bill Burr’s memory is uncanny when it comes to movies 😂😂

[@nealmceneaney3771]

edwin hamilton That sentence makes no sense.

[@rayray6490]

@@nealmceneaney3771 ...explain?

[@mitchelltodd6363]

Patrice O Neal had the best movie recall ever. Identical recounts every time

[@dreday5880]

Patrice and Jimmy discussing Vice Squad is gold

[@jasoncarter1869]

He just can't remember names for shit😂

[@Mozart1220]

Speed 2 was actually Speed 3. Speed 2 was at the end of Speed 1, in the subway.

[@2Stoned2Care153]

wait huh? iam confused

[@erniemtz4829]

the black guy from the boat was the one from the first movie when keanu steals his car to get to the bus

[@meangreen8873]

Yea.. You get on the bus..

[@TheSeeohhdee]

tuneman

[@JermzHermz18]

"OH SHIT!"

[@themagiccaster3455]

The man's name is Glenn Plummer for crying out loud.

[@williamshaw9047]

I remember in the trailer, he says, "I just bought a condo here..." as he watches the ocean liner approaching the shore.

[@l.rodrigoandrade2625]

This is hands down the funniest of Burr's short videos

[@tynitty516]

This movie was played Non-stop on HBO in the 90's I honestly thought the Movie ended with the Boat hitting the Island too. WIERD

[@thecianinator]

Everyone forgets the train scene at the end of the first one too

[@bleepbloop0101]

Probably another Mandella Effect thing.

[@dcrea9416]

Oh man thank you so much for this…this is a big laugh when I really needed one

[@einzelganger6664]

at 9:16, there is a cow in the explosion. You can see it in between the play and skip button when you pause it. Was one of the first "easter eggs" my brother and I ever found out about when we were kids, still cracks me up.

[@FanboyFilms]

Is it the same cow from Twister? They were both directed by Jan de Bont.

[@realghostboii]

When they mentioned Road House I Immediately thought of family guy, and then you showed the clip lmao

[@user-fr6qn9xl9e]

Jango Fett was in the movie.

[@carrrexx7190]

Jango Fett? That sounds like a chronic hayfever. Jango Fett! Gesundheit.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

You're right! I said Boba Fett! Lol...

[@ArchNemesis314]

I know him from a gambling PSA

[@TJ-fe7rr]

To most people he's jango fett but too Australian and New Zealand audience, he's Jake the muss. If you haven't seen once were warriors, watch it. Powerful film

"I thought SPEED 2 was a good movie, I mean I didn't see it but"....... Then wtf are you talking about?!

[@adgato75]

Probably meant that he thought it had been successful and well received.

[@cubeincubes]

Opie is an idiot. no-one likes him

[@MrMintyB]

It was called: The Bus that couldn't slow down

[@kingsizehomer]

CeartGoLeor vintage Homer haha

[@cannonfodder4000]

Underrated comment

[@fattony123082]

CeartGoLeor - Poor Homer Simpson

[@sgtbaker2072]

No no no, wasn't it called Fastness? Orrr Super Quick?

[@jl.7739]

Kevin Brennan the other one is called knightboat

[@Ontime2day]

Thank you, for your hard work and dedication. I just feel like fuuur meeeeeeeee it's great you do this and you should have a patron. Give this guy some likes and some money.

[@vigodatopia2229]

jon doe patreon? Nice vid, but if he wants to make some moolah, he should pull up his me-undies and get a job on ZIIIIIIIIIIIP...... RECRUITER!

[@IzzySoDope]

Lololol a few likes would suffice. Thx

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

furr meeeeee LMBO

[@NebMunb]

Opie: "I thought speed 2 was good." *immediately backtracks and tries to lay the blame on critics and audience feedback * Opie is the worst

[@7Be]

I was hoping someone else caught that

[@thecianinator]

So you think he actually did see it, but when he heard Bill say oof he then lied and said he didn't see it and just assumed it was good?

[@IronHide3910]

He meant it as he thought the movie did good even though he hadn’t seen it at the time.

[@nothingissimplewithlloyd]

“I never saw it.” :checks sms: “so anyway” 15 seconds later: “I got distracted.” There’s literally like 4 faux pas of radio in 30 seconds.

[@DoomWar1]

​@OceansZx14 wrong, he clearly stated that he never saw the movie but that the movie was a good movie. Such a stupid thing to say. Like Hansel in Zoolander on Aerosmith " you know I don't listen to their music but the fact that they're out there doing it is rad man."

[@Andy-413]

Up at the top it shows the Speed 2 description to the top-right of it, it says "Watch from $2.99". That's far too expensive. You'd have to pay me to make me want to watch it and it would cost you more than $2.99.

[@whobitmyname]

Come on Bill, show him some love. Dude was the dad from South Central, the activist from Strange Days, the bad rasta hitman from Thursday, the prejudiced frat leader from Fresh Prince, and even the convertible driver from Speed fucking one.

[@michlo3393]

And he was NOT stabbed in Oz. That was Harold Perrineau.

[@JC-km5xw]

amazing sequel to cult favourite "the bus that couldn't slow down"

[@sledge6693]

At 9:16 see if you can spot the cow in the oil tanker explosion.

[@MIKELIN8]

Glenn Plummer (the guy with the boat) was the driver who Keanu gets to drive him to the bus in the first Speed movie. He was in another movie besides "Showgirls".

[@carrrexx7190]

Bill "Oh what's his Name" Burr

[@GhostAdvocate13]

"...never saw it but..." hahahaha

[@Porkchopexpress36]

“West side story tough” 😂 first time I heard the way I feel about roadhouse put into words

[@phillglover1163]

Lmao I love bill Burr! People hug somebody and all go whooooooaaaa! 😂😅😂🤣 Uhh horrendous

[@phillipadams6735]

Right from the start, "I thought Speed 2 was a good movie, i never saw it but..."

[@TooCooFoYou]

Phillip Adams I mean, Speed had a pretty stupid premise but they managed to make it work!

[@spencerspencer7191]

SPEED 2: KNOT AGAIN You’re welcome!!

[@Jero-P]

"Psst,you took it up a few knots or sumthinnn!"

[@BkZ1AnD0nLy]

9:02 its still not over

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

7:23 "Where'd he get the harpoon from?" "I don't know." "Did they happen to have it on the jet ski?"

[@FanboyFilms]

I kinda want to watch this again now.

[@platonicbuu7454]

"didn't he get stabbed or something in oz".. lmfao.. he's the whole narrator.

[@Paul77ozee]

If you slow mo the oil tanker explosion, you’ll see a cow flying through the air.

[@MoneyMandown]

Oz is an underrated show 😂

[@vubhuhjkbhubohjb]

Speed 2 is the best of the Speed sequels ;)

[@JasonAllen]

No, The Lake House is.

[@siwalton8913]

If they had of named this movie, SPEED, TOO !... it would have been a hit !

[@goodnightcharly5135]

Thanks to Opie for bringing back some speed 2

[@MA-te5nw]

"It keeps goin..." 😂

[@zigzag2162]

6:58 - he was in the first one as well 😂😂😂😭

[@cnashford2]

I had no idea that "Speed 2" sucked that badly. But this video was great!

[@4Everlast]

It doesn't, it's mediocre to bad, it's far more colorful than the first one and the sound designe is solid as in the first it was terrible! It's bad but fun AF.

[@MrOasis316]

Dino Sabalić first one was good though

[@tobe1207]

Lol the black couple was harpoon fishing Swordfish

[@AndyHoward]

1:43 that was EMI Elecrotmagnetic Interference from his smart phone being too close to the speaker. Thought it was my phone doing that.

[@FNHot]

terrible example of having a cheesy line when you would be terrified. Ash at that point had spent 2 nights in a cabin killing deadites, fighting evil, then went back in time, fought an entire army of darkness, and then because he's an idiot ended up back at S-Mart and he brought the evil with him. He's too dumb/awesome to be afraid.

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

finally, was wading through the comment section hoping to find a Evil Dead fan willing to correct this fallacy.

[@notsure4648]

​@@codypriceKZbinAddednumbers shop smart. Shop s mart

[@platonicbuu7454]

fucking guy said "never saw it .. but...: LMFAOOOOOOOOoooo

[@stark1987]

i was going to watch speed 1, but now i think im going to watch lethal weapon

[@plissken2156]

0:54 - The Green Goblin is giving Boba Fett an ultimatum. Classic.

[@SubBlackIndustries]

"I thought it was a good movie...I never saw it but..." You can stop listening after that right there.

[@superstar3900]

Opie is painful to listen to on this one.

[@hickok2227]

9:15 one of the greatest ecological disasters in 90's cinema.

[@christiancoates6505]

That old white dude on the stairs was kinda gettin it tho!

[@mellow-jello]

Guy with the dreads was the "Ohh, sh*t!" guy from the first Speed movie. Glad he has a cameo in the tropics in the second film, still didn't help sell Speed 2.

[@OB.x]

I know i've seen this movie, and I seriously can't remember the ending thought it ended when the boat hits the island.

[@ForwardSynthesis]

Same. It's like a collective forgetting happened.

[@JoeMama-dt4jg]

Bill thinking that James Smith and Harold Perrineau are the same person is fucking hilarious

[@Ocelotonatiuh]

You should do more O&A.

[@peterpetruzzi]

Nice editing

[@turokforever007]

i didn't know i had seen the whole movie as i only remember the bit as it is (almost) at the island but now i find out it was always a couple of miles off shore.

[@seen921]

Christ. Just watching the clips of that movie was painful

[@MistaTofMaine]

Love how guy called at end to point out movie wasn't actually done.

[@kimberlyc1406]

makes sense that Warren Beatty said that, Carly Simon's song " You're So Vain" is about him hahaha

[@Paul77ozee]

Remember when the snowman from Smokey and the bandit comes roaring through a wooden fence at the southern classic and two burley stuntmen run out of the way in a split second.

[@mattwf2888]

It’s jango clone trooper!!!!

[@dirtymikentheboys5817]

I got to say the special effects are great!

[@lukemacdermid2246]

How do none of you remember that the black guy with the speedboat is the same guy from Speed 1 with the Jaguar? Keanu jumped from the Jag to the bus!

[@willshaw3493]

They even gave away his cameo in the trailer...there's a shot of him saying "Man, I just bought a condo here..."

[@polsdofer]

Ridiculous how no one remembers him from Speed 1 but name other movies he's in 😂😂

[@DoomWar1]

Rocket from Colors

[@andrewmasc3174]

I didn't know that they made a 2nd one of these

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Most people click on this for Burr they leave thinking wow this Opie guy sucks. He's a millionaire btw, one of the few men who could fail upwards

[@switzerlandful]

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL sounds like a spoof.

[@Unclenedi]

Billy Red Bush and Mull Dog movie review podcast would be incredible

[@MsNimpnimp]

This would be an incredible clip without Opie.

[@CesandtheCity]

😅😂🤣 I need to go watch this movie now!

[@Dinosreviews]

The guy in the speed boat is the same guy with the car in the first one. What a coincidence.

[@imfromtambunan]

Honestly Bill has really good memory

[@Sparrow420]

5:10 "people drinking eXssperso" you say?

[@thedude4232]

Opie and Amthony are the only two people who can host a comedy podcast while being completely devoid of any comedic value.

[@SparksDrinker]

Well it's not a podcast, it was a live radio show from years ago. And while you're right about Opie, Anthony is one of the funniest and talented people in the history of radio.

[@calska140]

Anthony had some good shit. You try hosting a show mixing lines with the greatest comedic minds ever.

[@MrOasis316]

the dude Anthony is one of the funniest mother fuckers ever. True about okie though.

[@dreday5880]

Somebody hasn't heard Anthony's 1940's voice

[@Damar158]

Dumbest scene was when Dafoe kills the captain of the cruiseship by hitting him with like a tiny barrier repeatedly, and the guy would be fine if he took one step back or to the right, no he just stands are being indignified Dafoe is hitting him until he goes over the side.

[@Dominickudo]

That black guy was also in the first speed.

[@robweissman5952]

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

[@Happyboymargarine]

That explosion is impressive tho

[@waltbbadd]

Amazing

[@OGPND]

Did Bill Burr just called O.G. Bobby Johnson "the black dude from the stripper movie that bombed"? 😬

[@SwissMarksman]

4:50 lol Dom Perignon. What is this? St. Moritz St. Tropez?

[@gregoryhines7]

The guy they stole the boat from was the same guy they stole the car from in the first movie.

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

"I thought Speed 2 was a good movie. I mean I never saw it but" Good one Opie

[@lochofmceo]

That’s not the black dude from oz that’s OG Bobby Johnson from south central in speed 2

[@remylucai]

Watching before I watch Speed 2 on HBO Max, for the first time.

[@remylucai]

Holy shitballs, this is a two hour movie!

[@IzzySoDope]

😂

[@Dashx64]

2:30 hahaha classic bill

[@nothingissimplewithlloyd]

Oppie: “I thought speed 2 was a good movie… never saw it “ Fucking genius.

[@joelglanton6531]

"I thought it was a good movie. I didn't see it."

[@busterhikney6936]

Wait till Nia discovers that Bill thinks Glen Plummer is the guy that got stabbed in Oz

[@lulugabyalexa]

😂it's funny how bill remembers that black guy from oz, but him, and nobody else in the comments remember that black guy from speed one when keanu reeves borrowed his car to get on the bus!!!!!! Lmfao it's the same exact guy!

[@chrundelthegreat4292]

Hahahahaha so Sandra Bullock goes on a cruise ship after surviving the bomb on a bus attack???

[@Jero-P]

'Tsst she loves fireworks or sumthinn"

[@pvthitch]

I'm big enough that I could cool a room just by standing up. I ever had to fight. Swayze is a wee man that would always have to fight.

[@Francisah]

Dude, when he pressed the reel in on the harpoon and skimmed the water his pants would've been gone

[@theflood24]

i actually like this movie lol

[@chadstokes6532]

Fun Fact the black with the dreads who gets his boat stolen is also the same guy in speed one that Keanu steals his car

[@dadude1702]

Speed 2 needs a RiffTrax

[@MartKencuda]

Has Opie ever had an insightful observations about anything? He always says the most surface level obvious things about what they're talking about.

[@Ashish-xm9ol]

NOpie

[@dmc3079]

No, he just repeats his simple thought until people acknowledge it.

[@thecianinator]

I mean in all fairness being dumb like that can make you a better interviewer. It gives guests who are smarter than you something to bounce off of conversationally

[@DoomWar1]

Cannot stand Opie, never understood what anybody ever saw, or heard, in him.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

The ship 🚢 crew guy is Jango Fett! 😎

[@jaytroll188]

**Swayze ducks SCISSOR KICK!