When I was in college I’d empty an entire Jager bottle into a Nalgene water bottle, fill the rest up with Red Bull, and then I was ready for the weekend. By the time you get a third of the way through the bottle- it goes down dangerously smoothly.
@RisingVandal3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you're still breathing is a testament to either a loving god, the existence of superheroes, or both. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.
@Ogrematic3 жыл бұрын
JagerBombs!! Red bull helps keep you awake allllll night, well after you black out. That's what they told me.
@eeeeeeeeeeeee13 жыл бұрын
Im german and me and my buddies used to each drink a whole bottle every few weeks, the beginning always goes down like shit, but by the half way point it tastes amazing and you can't stop drinking more
@dangerranger43233 жыл бұрын
I used to do that with tequila and monster and then go make friends
@spiraljumper743 жыл бұрын
TheRisingMelancholy Or maybe I just always had a plan, a DD and a safe place to sleep. Party responsibly folks.
@sydniesaurusrex3 жыл бұрын
"Tastes like cough syrup and chewing tobacco cooked in a horse leather pouch" 😂😂😂
@kennywood99113 жыл бұрын
So precise...!
@TrulyUnfortunate3 жыл бұрын
@@kennywood9911 Ya beat me to the cough syrup description. The rest of your description is spot on as well.
@B-Hathaway3 жыл бұрын
Ooh! I thought he said "a whore's leather pouch".
@keith_dixon3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, that is the most accurate description that I've ever heard for Jager.
@MrBBQ-si9qo3 жыл бұрын
Shits putrid
@maxuabo3 жыл бұрын
Man you are the one the best at your craft. Every expression, every word, every movement is just perfect 👌
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Max! I appreciate the kind words!
@youtubeviewer87233 жыл бұрын
@UCifd_XZLkX9jUgF3Ffh47Aw that was actually funny
@Josh-fj9hi3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold I hate when they do that
@IronmonkeyXD3 жыл бұрын
honestly the best way to have this stuff is to disregard the "ice cold" thing and have it hot with fruit tea, they serve it up in the mountains for skiiers in austria and i swear it can bring back the dead
@VindictiveMoose3 жыл бұрын
I mix it with orange juice. It’s pretty good.
@andymorin91633 жыл бұрын
@John Briar ever had Tanqueray Rangpur? good shit
@MezzoForte43 жыл бұрын
Id rather stick with Jaeger. I had gin once and that shit tasted like industrial floor cleaner.
@IgnoretheButter3 жыл бұрын
@@MezzoForte4 literally. But hey after 2 shots of gin, drinking industrial alcohol isnt so bad
@zebrom79943 жыл бұрын
@John Briar gin tastes like carpet cleaner foh 😂😂
@johnboleyjr.16983 жыл бұрын
"Best served ice-cold" "Well, we're not doing that today." Me: "Yikes!"
@DreadZep3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought...
@groatswerth20733 жыл бұрын
When you land that job, Abby is going to come crawling back. Mark my words.
@Joyylin3 жыл бұрын
Who is Abby?
@FuzzyPlushroom3 жыл бұрын
@@Joyylin His ex-wife, fictitious or otherwise. I recommend the Boone's Farm "strawberry daiquiri" video.
@RobCamp-rmc_03 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, I think he just marked his territory.
@neen423 жыл бұрын
He's fine on his own, all of us are. Whether you have a partner or not us pretty random. In our minds, all of us are alone. Some have true soulmates. Others have someone on their arm. Good damn friends are at least as good as mismatched lovers - we're truly all alone at worst or at best in line with our very best of friends. It is quite common to be very much entangled in a relationship but feel very much alone.
@Keithjustkeithwastaken3 жыл бұрын
@@neen42 projection your honour
@staceyrschwartz3 жыл бұрын
pairs with rage, memory loss, and... shhhhhhhhhhhhitty pizza
@kylemcgill91463 жыл бұрын
Shitty pizza is fantastic pizza when you don't remember what good pizza tastes like!
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
don't burn it 😂😂
@cawashka3 жыл бұрын
shitty pizza is still better than no pizza :^)
@BennettBoi3 жыл бұрын
Little Caesars and Jager is the best, fight me
@judsongaiden98782 жыл бұрын
Pairs better with joviality, friendly conversation, and bratwurst.
@Saiintx3 жыл бұрын
I want to punch a wall but i wont... will i? Had me actually dying 🤣
@sebastianrogel59533 жыл бұрын
I felt that. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Apparently, both.
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
That got me, too. Why do young men punch walls so much? I seemed like the right thing to do, back then.
@Josh-fj9hi3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedberd I felt this on a deep personal level
@kM-er8oz3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I swear I was conscious the whole time but still woke up with bloody knuckles
@zeze33053 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedberd Reminds me of when i was 16 i punched a few holes in my buddy's closet from the side wall so at one point let me punch an entire door. I can say it has almost inspired me to go buy som dry wall take the time to paint and put pictures up to punch that wall till it bleeds. Anyways i gotta finish ordering my food in this drive thru people gettin mad rowdy
@saint.hudson133 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my sister’s German mother-in-law gave my cousin and I Jäger for our tummy aches.....Last thing I remember was being outside in the snow with only 1 shoe on
@anindustryplant74493 жыл бұрын
Obviously weren’t too worried about that tummy ache after that I guess LMAOO 😭
@usernamejase3 жыл бұрын
"It feels like someone has shoved a black licorice up my nose, then yanked it out my mouth" LOL
@jeremyindelicato94843 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums up the Jagger experience.
@pschroeter13 жыл бұрын
The aroma elicits a memory, drinking it then guarantees you'll never be able to retrieve it.
@MrMegaManFan3 жыл бұрын
We sang a song in college that goes like this: "Jägermeister, BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF!" Those are the only lyrics. You just repeat them faster and faster until you reach incoherence (much like drinking it).
@WhyYouAskinAllTheseQuestions3 жыл бұрын
The memory component immediately transported me to my last year as an undergrad, majoring in cultural anthropology, hitting up the dive bars to play pool. Slamming jaeger bombs and Jameson shots, then stumbling two miles back home after last call and the last bus to my shitty studio apartment so I could nurse a hangover sometime the next afternoon. Well done.
@someoneelse8783 жыл бұрын
Jager is specifically engineered by Germany's most insane geniuses to instigate drunken violence followed by 10 hour hangover naps.
@irishwristwatch24873 жыл бұрын
And a brown tap of pain and sadness the next day
@kunarnavigator3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw your profile and saw how few subs and views you have, I thought "huh this will be interesting" and now I know that I'm just early for your inevitable KZbin stardom.
@fyr5543 жыл бұрын
My buddy's famous drink is some Jaeger mixed with some Jaeger
@OGbluetooth_3 жыл бұрын
Dude, as a german I can tell you, NEVER drink room temperature Jägi 😂😂😂
@roahboah3 жыл бұрын
Loving these videos, man! How about a nice, elegant review of Everclear?
@jeffbruce3 жыл бұрын
Your wish came true!
@ZoeyTheGSP3 жыл бұрын
“Ooohh, I wanna punch a wall. I won’t tho...Will I?” Lmao 😂
@infoscholar52213 жыл бұрын
I had a few wild nights in Grad school involving Jagermonster and... other things. This stuff isn't like other alcohol, it goes after the frontal lobe in a most interesting way. Ah, the memories, and the lack thereof...
@codycraddock49753 жыл бұрын
"Strong smells cant transport your to a place, Nope I'm blanking" I'm Dying!
@RedBlackFilms3 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves all the subscribers.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏
@RedBlackFilms3 жыл бұрын
I shared with my video-guy group and some of them shared on their pages. Keep it up, absolutely hilarious.
@Hello_MyNameIsSarah3 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are fantastic. And appear to be set in a Home Depot sample kitchen. Color *me* impressed!
@jimfabry2 жыл бұрын
I will forever come back to watch the delivery of "ooooooh I wanna punch a wall". Perfect every time.
@CL303 жыл бұрын
Ahaha this pairs with rage and memory loss Sounds like college drinking years
@colbyallen97393 жыл бұрын
I dont normally like comment and sub but this channel needs to blow up! GL!
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Colby!
@apriliapilot413 жыл бұрын
You should try Southern Comfort. It wipes memories like Jäger, but with that southern charm.
@roth49163 жыл бұрын
Just reading the name Southern Comfort reminded me of the smell! And the weird shape the bottle was
@codycraddock49753 жыл бұрын
ugh just reading southern comfort made me sick to my stomach. Almost as bad as hearing old Crow.
@JustSkram3 жыл бұрын
Southern charm, like incest or?
@nom67583 жыл бұрын
so what? It makes you racist and have incestuous fetishes when drunk?
@breakerrythangallday3 жыл бұрын
@@nom6758 tastes like sweet tea whisky you twisted bastard
@flooredford93503 жыл бұрын
last time i had jager in any significant amount(thoughtfully paired with red bull) i woke up, my truck was covered in mud, had a dent in the rear bumper, and i had lots of apologizing to do. 7/10, might do again.
@Jake-ur5gi3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad everyone has had the same experience they cant remember with Jage
@mariapagan77863 жыл бұрын
This THIS is the hero that America needs today😂😂
@taylorobrien54603 жыл бұрын
Absinthe is like jaeger if it was jaeger's rich successfull cousin who dipped themselves in gasoline. Highly reccomend at least the lucid variety, lucid is the cheapest I've found at around 65 a bottle on the east cost.
@davewebster51203 жыл бұрын
I kept down half a shot and threw it up when i tried to finish it. I no longer think absinthe is cool.
@arieheath77733 жыл бұрын
@@davewebster5120 Well you’re not really supposed to do shots of it. You prepare it with sugar and ice water.
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
My buddy made his own Absinthe. The store bought stuff has a limit to the wormwood content. Basically, drinking it to say your drinking it, and it tastes horrible, even with sugar and water.
@MrMatt5893 жыл бұрын
This is the best review I have ever seen. Finishing the bottle like an absolute trooper as well!
@chesterstevens88703 жыл бұрын
Had a buddy in the Army who's favorite drink was Jager; his cocktail of choice was what He called a "Key West Rootbeer," which was literally just root beer and Jager. He also happened to be violently manic depressive: once at a house party me and two other dudes had to wrestle a kitchen knife away from him and lock his ass in the garage when He threatened to gut his wife on the suspicion of her cheating on him (she was, but that's irrelevant to the story.) Point being; this shit is dangerous, drink responsibly, and don't mix Xannies with your booze.
@talesfromthetoiletseat82952 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. Thank you I need that
@drewbaum56783 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Please keep making them and please review Twisted Tea. My favorite beverage to enjoy while snowboarding.
@Poopoopoopo3 жыл бұрын
You deserve every single human being to subscribe to you, right this second. I need the algorithm to play nicer with you. I found you today, and currently obsessed. Your humor is = yes (10/10).
@catalateacher68123 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!! jajajaja!!! Close the window shade in the back to have a uniformity with the colors in the background!! Very witty!! Keep 'em coming!!
@bbshane16553 жыл бұрын
He's like the chill version of Jim Carrey
@pm77343 жыл бұрын
Keep it up! Loving your channel
@OrionsAnvil3 жыл бұрын
Geez, straight here from the ever clear vid. Legend has it, your review is spot on.
@beastman1013 жыл бұрын
I've watched every review of yours in the last day, onward to 100k subs to you sir!
@7davelemmon3 жыл бұрын
I'm binge watching all his videos right now! This is to good
@miahlpz88673 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a lost cast member of "How I Met Your Mother"...getting a lil Ted Moazbey vibe
@kostisdedes41753 жыл бұрын
And Barney
@BlankRev3 жыл бұрын
He has the physique of a villain who's the protagonists best friend but also obviously led on to be the villain from the beginning
@flounder313 жыл бұрын
"... nope. I've got NO memories." Same, man. Same.
@williamburns76683 жыл бұрын
The best part of these videos is watching him get progressively more drunk
@mikeyjones30802 жыл бұрын
Wym?? He’s spitting it out
@Hashbrown2213 жыл бұрын
Idk why I was recommended your channel but I love it! Keep being excellent good sir.
@benbahl3 жыл бұрын
These reviews are great! Would love to see one for Underberg.
@michaelhope6663 жыл бұрын
One of the best new shows on the Tube.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Michael! That means a lot!
@devi01213 жыл бұрын
...the scent is so strongly ingrained in my brain, I am currently smelling it now.
@RoachDoggJr21123 жыл бұрын
I like making something I call the Panzergrenadier. Its essentially a modified Berlin Mule. You take Jagermeister, and mix it with ginger ale and lemonade. Goes down extremely, basically dangerously, smooth.
@ThisIsTheInternet3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Jagermeister's marketing hurt it the most. It's not an amaro but it might as well be, and with the current amaro trend it could have been doing well if it hadn't associated itself with blackout party culture. I actually have a bottle in my freezer, it's a delicious digestif.
@Ogrematic3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@flashcraft7 ай бұрын
I like this guy. "... I'm well on my way to blacking out." Great stuff!
@jhh-jiynks65683 жыл бұрын
Definetaliy one of your best videos. Thanks for the laughs
@Gopitt863 жыл бұрын
How do these videos have so few views? They are HILARIOUS! I caught one from Reddit. Hopefully that helps the popularity.
@DevoEhtDemon3 жыл бұрын
You're definitley going places! AA AND stardom!
@m1ghtysauc3E3 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel I’ve found in a while.
@danielbickford34583 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Jagermeister, apparently there is a "mixed drink" called the smoker's cough. The smoker's cough is a shot of Jagermeister and a dollop of mayonnaise.
@danielbickford34583 жыл бұрын
@@LobstersLobsters the KZbin channel "how to drink" does an episode titled cursed cocktails that's where I ran across this drink. The regret in the Man's eyes is directly proportional to the time in the video. The 16-minute Mark is quite the treat.
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel because of his /quick/ decent into madness.
@Nightmster3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I only now stumbled upon your channel, really entertaining :D Keep up the good work.
@brainrottedindividual3 жыл бұрын
jäger rage is an insane state of mind to be in. when it's consumed without prejudice, chaos is sure to ensue.
@Exilicon3 жыл бұрын
Enjoying these reviews, ever give Malort a try? Would love to see a review.
@cky2chris3 жыл бұрын
Seconded. Malort is truly a one of a kind experience engineered by utter sociopaths
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
It’s in the works!
@jcbaber75213 жыл бұрын
Notice the cross behind the deer's head? An artistic way of saying "dear God".
@adammorris90083 жыл бұрын
Jager is absolutely the night-ender, the shot you order when you haven't tasted the last five rounds and know you better be done.
@dustykolkin62153 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim Halbert it's nice to see what you're doing after the office.
@BonusCup3 жыл бұрын
This is great! Would love to see a review of Malort
@longreach2073 жыл бұрын
Lmao "Don't burn it." The cheap pizza, that is. Total quality review with a touch of life-advice. The old school drinkers would love this guy 👌👉
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
so many people get distracted, or pass out and burn the crap out of the pizza, lol. He touch on some memories with that quick comment injection.
@Perririri3 жыл бұрын
Cheesus Crust, that's cheap pizza!
@vinskra3 жыл бұрын
New favorite channel!
@clevername1349 Жыл бұрын
Only clear memory is ice fishing on Panguitch Lake. As the Sun rose, 3 of us shared a 5th. I don't recall if we caught anything besides a buzz and a kickoff to what probably should've been a memorable day. I do, however, remember the next day. Profoundly.
@garyfavero22603 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant. Love it!
@ilikemusic54403 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to all my high school blackouts, if I could fucking remember them.
@almungos40763 жыл бұрын
I used to drink way too much of this.
@matthewjung23133 жыл бұрын
I love this guys channel!!!
@JacobStoneFilms3 жыл бұрын
In college, our shelves were full of empty Jager bottles. This is accurate haha
@jmolvera97373 жыл бұрын
I too enjoy my Jagger at room temp with rage. Bon Chance on the interview.
@italiansunrunner3 жыл бұрын
"This obviously pairs with rage" Lol best description
@kalevstheworld3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the couple thousand subs in a day hahaha
@TwistedCakePops3 жыл бұрын
So I'm going to need about 500 more of these videos.
@hanstoli62893 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite drink. I can drink this straight. I am also ashamed of that.
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is made to drink straight. It's not even 80 proof. It's a flavored liqueur, not a liquor. Jagger bombs were not the distiller's intention. Jagger predates energy drinks. Drink Gin, or even better Everclear 190 straight. Ya can't brag about drinking schnapps straight, lol.
@MrRedberd3 жыл бұрын
@BahalaKa Iwankosayo Back in my day, every drink was some in some bomb form, lol. Jager can be enjoyed either way. I can't mixed energy drink and liquor like that anymore. Dr. Pepper does sound good. That's what I drink my rum with.😊 * @Han Stoli, I could've said that in a nicer way, sorry.*
@gustavgustaffson95533 жыл бұрын
I like my jäger warm, it makes it hit different
@grandprixxx943 жыл бұрын
Lol. You gotta review Pernod or Ricard. Keep up the great videos.
@seagains26313 жыл бұрын
Anyone else just find this channel and are watching every one back to back from the back?
@ozone51003 жыл бұрын
Need to add Southern Comfort 100 to your list. Love your reviews! Oh, the memories..... If I had any left of my youth.
@jhort1003 жыл бұрын
This review gave me a hangover
@Juan_Sanchez-Vililobos_Ramirez5 ай бұрын
Here's your mixed drink review idea for Jägermeister. It's something of a "dessert cordial". Really basic, a root beer float with 2 Oz of Jäger. The Jäger and rootbeer blend nicely and the vanilla ice cream smooths it out. Gotta trust me here.
@straightwhacker53293 жыл бұрын
I used to keep a bottle of this in my freezer when I was younger, now I just keep vodka in there
@Nate6893 жыл бұрын
@1:07 LMFAO THIS IS ME EVERYTIME I DRINK THIS!! And for some reason, it's still my favorite to do lol.
@Lung9112 жыл бұрын
“Ehhhgh I wanna punch a wall” 😂
@ryanberg43103 жыл бұрын
Loving the videos, if you enjoyed this you gotta try Underberg. What other drink comes on a bandolier?
@kathendree11143 жыл бұрын
I will never stop watching your videos 🤣
@donm65783 жыл бұрын
No one will get this but his memory returning after swishing reminded me of the old TTTE live action movie where Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) eats veggies he found somewhere and somehow gives him clues about where to find more sparkle. Holy crap I haven't thought about that movie in like 15yrs. That one dug deep
@GG256_3 жыл бұрын
I actually like Jaeger and always have. It's very smooth... Though, I've always wondered what it actually IS.
@memecream58343 жыл бұрын
His Jager days came out this episode
@MarieAvora3 жыл бұрын
I've only ever had memory loss from alcohol once, and obviously it was Jaeger. Good stuff!
@curtissimpson8663 жыл бұрын
You really got to do a review of Stroh 160 proof rum
@MicahMedia13 жыл бұрын
Subbed and looking forward to more videos
@kyleking30873 жыл бұрын
I love the Botanical flavors of Jaeger, it mixes incredibly well with lemon and other citrus flavors, I suggest it
@BennettBoi3 жыл бұрын
Alot of people say it's like cough syrup but I would attest that it's more like gingerbread. Like real gingerbread
@bradosborne46093 жыл бұрын
As someone who's choice of drink is Jager, 95% of this was too accurate 😅
@TheRaptman3 жыл бұрын
You're going to blow up my man.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! Hope so. 🤞
@Hellgrinde3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this brings me back. So many bottles of this with red bulls back in the day. What was i thinking lol
@jaylonmartin8333Ай бұрын
Just the thought of drinking warm jager has me shaking