J.J. Abrams Gives Conan The Comic-Con® Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

[@estebanruiz6228]

i gotta admit, conan going to tbs just made him better and somewhat fresher...

[@ChromaticTempest]

He felt he had to step his game up so he showered.

[@SniffyPoo]

I miss some of the old characters

[@JizzyJazz]

Nah, I prefer him when he was in the tonight show

[@tempjohn3510]

Jasper the tonight show is just talking to stars pretty much. Here, he can do other stuff, like play video games and get a comic con stage and have a freaking costume and car custom made for him - that im pretty sure costed a LOT

[@karasushinigami5852]

"What doesnt kill you make u stronger" is real

[@PatstarDeluxe]

3:12 The most underrated part of the video, Andy's little aside "we got a pro-Zika crowd here!"

[@iisuperstarii7310]

"how do you kill a troll?" "take away it's Internet acces" 😂😂😂

[@DavidHernandez-ug9gb]

that line had me laughing out loud

[@Erik3E]

THere is such a thing as trolling in real life so its an inaccurate joke even tho it was funny.

[@matrixdukenukem000]

That co-incidentally is also how you kill an average teenager.

[@bballmaster1209]

I know it's just a skit but reciting the recipe for polyjuice potion was just dead on well done Conan

[@Najebanski]

no, that was the worst. He didn't even try to hide the fact that he was reading.

[@bballmaster1209]

+dnplk nah Conan would never follow a script during a skit. Never. Not even once

[@JuiceHasser]

how could you not tell that he was blatantly reading it

[@bballmaster1209]

+HufftyPuffty honestly I was eating so I was just listening to the vid

[@theonlyone261]

LOL you can look at his eyes throughout the whole skit and see he's reading from a teleprompter

[@Fightfanz]

The real recipe for Poly juice potion: Step one - make it wrong. Step two - show Hermionie. Step three: watch as she does it properly for you.

[@louisbarrett2298]

'The swimming venue at Rio Olympics'

[@EvoliPlays]

I'm Brazilian and I can say: IT'S SO TRUE!

[@bothellkenmore]

Hopefully there will be off duty police officers there :)

[@nysitay7396]

+EvoliPlays 😄😄😄

[@blueracer66]

Ah, an LL'er appears!

[@Kilgore_Trout]

+soerism there's a massive outbreak of Zika in Brazil where the Olympics are currently being held. The joke was about the possibility of Olympians who've travelled from all around the world being infected with said virus

[@larkstonguesinaspic4814]

'The swimming pool at Rio Olympics' . I died .

[@IJVin]

So did the swimmers.

[@MrCri95inter]

didnt get it, can u explain it to me please?

[@IsabelS_Fuyu]

Lol shots fired right there..

[@IJVin]

No, that's outside the stadium.

[@Levan4KGaming]

Can you imagine J.J Abrams is *50 years old*

[@bsvenss2]

Yes

[@alldaywatcher2470]

in a galaxy...far, far away.

[@sergeymeshkov]

well, his just a multi-millionaire who works hard every day of his life, so no surprise he looks good

[@grayfox8904]

He and Hideo Kojima are probably taking some kind of real anti age potion.

[@sirblomboliusiii3345]

I can't any of the 2 yet both are.

[@Mopark25]

Before everyone else gets here: yes, we know it's fake. No, we don't care.

[@kickhacker]

What are you talking about? It's not fake you idiot..

[@Ayvee1138]

@kickhacker its scripted but theres nothing wrong with that

[@kickhacker]

@AyVee, it's not scripted, it was made up on the spot, 100% real dude.

[@CakeofPixels]

Well its a script so...

[@TheImSolid]

It's a skit u idiot.

[@garfunkle5447]

"name the big angry comic book character who looks like orange rocks?" Donald Trump. hahaha!

[@TheDistantman]

the poly juice answer sounded like Conan dropping the hottest mixtape of 2016

[@EvoliPlays]

3:02 I'm Brazilian and I can say: IT'S SO TRUE!

[@StanleyCornfield]

Hahaha!

[@StanleyCornfield]

The crowd was like "heh... Ohhhhhhhhh :("

[@ulmo5536]

And that everybody is how you make a Polyjuice potion

[@dellcruz]

see this is why i like Conan,he does so much more things that are much different from other late show hosts

[@wheelchairgaming4217]

Even though it's scripted I loved the polyjuice potion part lol

[@Egzvorg]

he didn't get it right though

[@Mushfique13]

You mean the polyjuice portion?

[@ZarkowsWorld]

'polyjuice potion' portion.

[@matrixdukenukem000]

potion, not portion.

[@wheelchairgaming4217]

prashant ghoshal *woosh*

[@AspiringAbogado]

I just love the fact that JJ is talking about all the other nerdy stuff!

[@Alkamis3]

That's why Conan is the best.

[@agentK1896]

JJ Abrams has become the nerd king, somehow!

[@charlescampbell5894]

Joss Wheadon i still king

[@agentK1896]

HooverBeast I am not too sure about Steve Jobs.. I think the other Steve (Wozniak) was the actual nerd behind Apple.

[@adaoraelliott9254]

I thought Joss Was the nerd king! Has he been overthrown?

[@darkgaara787]

Well, Wheadon has directed a lot of nerdy shows but Abrams still beats him on directing/producing nerdy movies.

[@charlescampbell5894]

+Sergio Garcia avengers 1 and 2

[@BarendNieuwoudtZA]

This is probably my favorite Conan video, this was so awesome.

[@mstrainjr]

So cool how such an old guy can have such good memory. Oh sorry, I was just remembering my encounter with Ronald Regan from an alternate universe. This video was good.

[@bitethebook]

why

[@MoonAtomic7]

How to make a polyjuice potion was too easy.

[@aztcole]

The last question of the Comic-con citizenship test is always the easiest. They do that so the person feels better about their score by the end.

[@jonasseorum5471]

But it was not the last question

[@chrism82793]

troll one was good

[@suzawilo]

Yessss!!!

[@lurategh]

And so truuue. If only it could happen.

[@iamajay3333]

conan you are a legend

[@jaybuntin3044]

A thousand nerds in the crowd just came their pants when he walked in

[@coaster6]

You know theres a huge flashing "Applause" sign thats just just out of frame to tell people when to cheer.

[@jaybuntin3044]

+coaster6 yeah I do, but I'm pretty sure most of them pretty much worship him, that's was my point

[@Gnubba]

.

[@karkinissan]

This was hilarious. At first I though it was gonna be Conan reciting real answers having remembered them beforehand. But boy was I gladly wrong.

[@mikestark5038]

Guys after a close look, I noticed he was clearly reading.

[@mikestark5038]

Thanks! And you are very, very easily trolled. Joke's on you, son.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

These are one of my favorite segments on this show, right behind tje remotes

[@zonetai5340]

That's funny, I died at the Deadpool joke.

[@joshk7278]

Thank you Conan for entertaining us since 1993 !!!

[@BRVvideos]

Didn't know Abram was so short

[@LandotheDrummer1]

Conan's also really tall, haha.

[@SssagaBenches4U]

average 5.7'', haha, yeah, for a woman...

[@adirtyhippy]

he looked short compared to andy even

[@blahvn]

andy is also tall

[@TripleX205]

5'7" is nowhere near average, idiot. It's 3 inches below.

[@mikealgiers7852]

Is it just me or does JJ Abrams look like he could be related to Charlie Day?

[@nathanielblodgett8235]

or Leonard Hofstadter

[@Maxxplayne]

Team CoCo for life!!!

[@LouSpowells]

"Boom...Polyjuice potion." - Bill Tull

[@17johnhenry]

This bit is pure gold..... ROFL

[@mohammadfletcher5312]

3:52 alright, I'm contractually bound to like the video now... well done, sir!

[@blissclair9743]

I really like Conan!

[@HollowMist11]

JJ: "Deadpool is also..." Conan: "The swimming venue at the Rio Olympics." Audience: "HAHAHAhahahahoooOOOOOOhhh..." Halfway through their laughter, everybody realized they're going to hell for laughing. I love it.

[@Dizzyj360]

Explain the joke plz?

[@dannayalmalik]

The water in Rio is said to be highly polluted and water-based sports have a high chance of infecting athletes, hence "dead"-pool.

[@MukulApple]

Andy's quick wit is so underappreciated.

[@ZaynoonSunaa]

star trek bed and star trek bath were AMAZING movies

[@retnavybrat]

Star Trek Bath would've been much better if he had kept in Khan's shower scene. Why even call it Bath otherwise? ; )

[@hindsightpov4218]

Mad credit to Conan for memorizing that whole poly-juice potion recipe.

[@cthatcher11482]

Pretty sure he was reading off a teleprompter.

[@NamelessAzn388]

Yep. I watched the citizenship last year in 360 and you can turn around to see a guy holding up cards

[@hindsightpov4218]

+Thatchmo Good job on him for making it not that noticeable.

[@ianfreitas3434]

It's very noticeable, he kept staring at the teleprompter the entire time xD

[@hindsightpov4218]

+Ian Freitas Alrighty then. 😛

[@MonoTopia5]

I didn't want this to end!!!

[@shantanuroysarkar3371]

4:42 after what he pulled, I'd prefer.... 'Let's hear it for myself!! (Conan)👏👏👏👏👏😀😀😙😙 swooning

[@sapienveneficus]

Anyone else notice that the recipe for polyjuice potion was incorrect? The timing's off. That may be how you brew it in Pottermore, but in the books it takes about a month.

[@jeffha3]

I'm surprised Abrams didn't demand bloom effect in exchange for his appearance.

[@nateputerbaugh5709]

For second JJ joke....JJ just remade Conan Texas Citizenship Test bit

[@Zetsuke4]

he is so talented for remembering all this

[@zxc11118]

These tests are so gooood!!

[@TDK1939]

Lol I was smiling the whole video. That was great.

[@Kevin3dp]

Damn than entry was so awesome I had to watch it 3 times.

[@MJVelascoSalvador]

The polyjuice potion bit was superb! Conan's the best!

[@OnTheNerdySide]

I love that the band plays ALMOST Star Wars music for JJ's entrance.

[@WanGibraltar]

hey, it's johnny galecki

[@jackderoche5483]

Lmao this is an awesome vid

[@mafaldamorais177]

i just love JJ Abrams, hes so cool.

[@mackan271]

"The force aweakens" lulz

[@fanboyhex1555]

How to kill a Troll?... Take away his internet access. I loved that Q&A!

[@Nettingyournetworth]

I love j.j. he is one of my favorite directors of all time

[@kingpaganmin6907]

That Rio roast though!

[@FranLuthier]

Do you think someone actually knew the answers to all those questions, realized he wasted his life, and then killed themselves?

[@superfly2535]

Life well spent!

[@MarkPR58]

still love Conan

[@HelgaCavoli]

Talk about the right person to host this damn event!

[@mxtrem3]

conan definitely has a powerful brain and memory

[@josephbenobasa]

hahaha the force aweakens

[@ss-ig7to]

Polyjuice Potion: Part 1, step one Add 3 measures of fluxweed to the cauldron (must have been picked on a full moon). Add 2 bundles of knotgrass to the cauldron. Stir 3 times, clockwise. Wave your wand then let potion brew for 80 minutes (for a Pewter Cauldron. A Brass Cauldron will only require 68, and a copper one only 60.) Part 1, step two Add 4 leeches to the cauldron. Add 2 scoops of lacewing flies to the mortar, crush to a fine powder, then add 2 measures of the crushed lacewings to the cauldron. Heat for 30 seconds on a low heat. Wave your wand to complete this stage of the potion. Part 2, step one Add 3 measures of boomslang skin to the cauldron. Add 1 measure of bicorn horn to the mortar, crush to a fine powder, then add one measure of the crushed horn to the cauldron. Heat for 20 seconds at a high temperature. Wave your wand then let potion brew for 24 hours (for a Pewter Cauldron. A Brass Cauldron will only require 1224 minutes, and a copper one only 18 hours.) Part 2, step two Add 1 additional scoop of lacewings to the cauldron. Stir 3 times, anti-clockwise. Split potion into multiple doses, if desired, then add the pieces of the person you wish to become. Wave your wand to complete the potion.

[@iHeartsNostalgiaPit]

well I saw that coming with the fictional doctors

[@l3aelfire]

POLYJUICE POTION PART WAS SO IMPRESSIVE!

[@quelorepario]

even though this was scripted, I have no doubts that Conan is a huge nerd

[@MLitey]

"how do you kill a troll? take away his internet access " hahaha

[@Paul2]

the writing was A+ for this one

[@icemanabz]

That polyjuice potion instruction was epic

[@SnackersZ15]

That slight vulcan salute was dynamite. Conan, you're pretty much Jesus at this point.

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

His Abzeichniss Is Legendary

[@DavidHernandez-ug9gb]

Didn't expect this to be that hilarious.

[@cjhs2006]

Conan Was Obviously Looking at a Teleprompter During The Harry Potter Question

[@hazimaminuddin]

WOW THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT EXCEPT YOU THE GENIUS ONE.

[@cjhs2006]

+Ahmad Hazim Dude,I Wasn't Trying to Start Anything,Don't Take What I Said so Seriously,Chill

[@hazimaminuddin]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

[@hazimaminuddin]

lol don't take what i commented so seriously. chill.

[@cjhs2006]

This's The End to Our Conversation

[@klhkdkk2568]

He should have said Dr. Ben Carson.

[@technokokos]

No matter what are his political stances you cannot deny that he is one of the best brain surgeons in the world.

[@reeseoverington1015]

having conan at comic con was the best idea ever

[@klhkdkk2568]

Conan should just host the show in San Diego.

[@Ayvee1138]

Guys come on, this is sooo fake and scripted! Im so glad im one of the few people to catch on to that, im so proud of myself, so proud that im gonna pat myself on the back and have a slice of cake. *sarcasm*

[@Ayvee1138]

I wonder why people get so upset by skits lol bro come on bro, blatantly scripted, thus this is a terrible video. Those SNL videos though, gotta love em, 100% real

[@gracebridgette7848]

I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic

[@Im_Ish]

Congratulations but I think most people know it's scripted especially if you watch Conan regularly. Not all comedy had to be improvised.

[@metaminerx]

idiot

[@needlessToo]

What is this blasphemy? What's next? Are you going to claim Santa is not real? Geez...

[@myfavpoems4inspiration754]

damn conan u slayeddd

[@Bawitdabadabangdadang]

Deadpool... The swimming venue at the Rio olympics

[@shanedavis3418]

Ah, the good ole days back before TLJ and SOLO.

[@josephdragunov374]

Reading the prompter.

[@lenardregencia]

Welcome Back to Conan-Con®.

[@flala2261]

Awesome Conan the conquerer

[@FroodTooth]

First second the door open I thought it's Tony Stark

[@bellajuventina]

I have a huge crush on JJ

[@jinxedfoxy13_Heather]

Me too! ;)

[@jinxedfoxy13_Heather]

He sure is! lol

[@justafan9517]

Anyone else notice how Conan's hair is losing it's orange color

[@Krustenkaese92]

why are people standing up? He made a movie! He didn't cure cancer. Calm down!

[@snc0023]

This is Comic-Con, not a doctor's convention.

[@danielalvarez157]

great bit!!

[@spidyfan69]

Abrams looks like someones dad cosplaying Seth Green.

[@brennonel8999]

Anyone else notice him mouthing along at 3:20

[@neelmoudgil4962]

this is hysterical

[@LoveToShag69]

Great jokes. Conan is the best late night host imo

[@zaiddiaz3811]

The force aweakens....the best part

[@asuryan66]

Holy Polyjuice Potion Batman.. that was impressive

[@sachin3775]

1:32 *Conan enters his mind palace*

[@littlepanda2165]

I'm learning English and charmed by witty personas like Conan, George Carlin who doesn't feed you bullsh**. Unfortunately, I ran out of all the remotes. If you know someone as hilarious and authentic as these gentlemen, please, let me know. Best, Little Panda

[@samREDICEbunny]

Conan- And Boom Polyjuice Potion ME- Click the Like thumbnail.......I am so in love with this video...

[@xlegitunicorn8866]

Andy is a damn good announcer

[@john50beach18]

Did he mean to say wave your wand? Cos he kept saying hand lol

[@zoroarkking18]

Conan actually sounded like he knew all that. Not saying it wasn't scripted, it obviously was. Just saying Conan's a damn good actor and knows how to pander to the nerd audience (and if not him, then certainly his staff of writers). Also, I'm not even a Doctor Who fan, but I'm surprised they left him out of the "name a fictional doctor" list, though that may have been intentional, to mislead people who expected it. Conan is the best late night talk show, hands down.