How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?

[@j0rts]

Ok no one is allowed to tell me to get a life now

[@idrk._._.]

I’m to early

[@SMG4i]

Go touch bowser

[@Beenniee]

Go touch cactus

[@Sir_Fart_The_First]

Next get friends (Touch the nearest enemy)

[@idrk._._.]

@@SMG4i ok

[@Herobrine_Playz]

Now you need to know how fast you can "grow up" by getting a mushroom in every Mario game.

[@N12015]

I know you can't grow up in most 3D mario games.

[@xblackholex623]

Or a mega mushroom

[@OrloxPhoenix]

​@@N12015 he will find a way, probably 😂

[@775A_]

And after, he need know how fast he can get power star

[@Luigiwithagun]

Yeah 😂

[@thedestroyr58]

The “punching butterflies for lives” trick in Mario 64 only works in certain courses where butterflies run from Mario, not just circle around him. But be careful, some of them might have bombs!

[@robertp5504]

Seems like a everyday thing

[@matthew_bowron]

Also "I'm Batman" 2:23

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Alternatively you can just go to bomb omb battlefield, find a flower patch, warp and instant one up

[@BJ-tj6kb]

Easyest is in tiny huge island

[@Muho_is_me]

Some butterflyes... Have... Bombs What kind of world i Live in

[@rambojoe1]

by the way, only the butterflies that fly away from you contain the 1ups, so you just gotta chase after and punch em. theyre in certain locations but i forget where

[@dylanzlol7293]

You can get them when you start sm64

[@Cellyestial]

They are the butterflies that sit around in sets of 3, that fly away when you get close, but only one of them turns into a 1up and there is a 1 in 3 chance that none of them does, also you only have to touch them not punch 'em.

[@EliteTelescopeREAL]

Thank you Roblox Tree

[@Ging-Freecs]

It all makes sense now. When i'm told to get a life, the people want me to become a professional gamer or discord moderator and so I can do what I love and get paid for it! This video is so helpful!

[@dogg-paws]

How's the progress?

[@WolfyRed]

@@dogg-paws gained some weight, my neck grew some peach fuzz, and I now have a double chin and a fedora. currently banning someone for sending memes in general

[@kaaa_aaaat]

@@WolfyRedHows it now?

[@WolfyRed]

@@kaaa_aaaat haven't showered in 5 years. still banning someone for a minor offense in general

[@kaaa_aaaat]

@@WolfyRed Wow it went so well you managed to bend time!

[@stardestroyer81]

0:44 Mario plummeting after having just grabbed a 1-Up with an instantaneous cut right afterward got a really big laugh out of me

[@staceywashington7446]

Not me

[@foxyy2048]

almost me, just a little ha

[@Steeldragon493]

Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with this series

[@Kevbo2040]

Stupid and yet somehow amusing as always. Nice video.

[@JesusChristTheSonOfGod]

Giggity

[@CChuuyaNakahara]

Ok

[@Peppevita]

But Is so Easy,yet?

[@lurkybird]

Fantastic video! If that star bit cap is intentional, that's real clever on nintendo's part lol

[@wadespencer3623]

It almost certainly is. They probably realized right away that people could just idle in the first level for a few hours and get hundreds of lives and implemented an easy fix.

[@jackgartner3110]

I wonder how long it would take to TAKE a life in every game in the franchise

[@novamarpo3]

😈

[@JezElectro13]

1:28 in order to get a life, you must take out like 8 lives.

[@Andren368]

Now that’s what I call a bit of tips and tricks from Mario! how to get a life…

[@ForgetfulShrug]

The obligatory followup would be "Have a heart" in Zelda

[@retro3188]

You don’t even have to move-Zelda gives you hearts at the beginning by default!

[@DagoDuck]

6:10 That‘s actually genius.

[@JuanpyStudios]

yes

[@Delcat42]

j0rts, every time I see you have a new video out, I drop everything to watch it, and it's always such a bright spot in my day I'm into your channel as a gamer, but more and more, I'm into your channel as an educator. You took this creative leap--do this really tongue in cheek thing, see where it goes, and I think you realize you're reinventing the game a bit here. *You are an educational speedrunner*. You are getting this hard, fast data about game development, and, like, that is worth being excited about on its own and. Oh my God, the Star Birs. How many people know the hard cap? How many people decided to play the game that way? You did, by thinking outside of the box, that is so honestly exciting to me as a game dev nerd--to know there's a hard cap written in there, and what it is, because someone decided to try to play a game differently-- I GUSH, but like. Someone did that. A real person was in charge of that tiny little detail, that number, and the chances that anyone else ever noticed was astronomically (hurr) low. *But you did it.* And that means their work is seen by thirty-seven thousand more people than probably knew previous. It's just such...simple, and human, and kind of beautiful. You did it. You got a life. And it was only *slightly* longer than the fucking *comical* amount of average run time to Sunshine's absolute *gauntlet* of an opening You absolute *martyr* Keep it real ✌️

[@j0rts]

Wow this is one of the nicest comments I’ve read, thank you so much! I’m glad you appreciate all the small weird things in games too :)

[@Marblegamingmaster]

@@j0rts You should do how fast can you die in each Mario game. Also, get a real life and do something worth while😂 I love video games but I don’t play it for a living. I would be a madman if I played it every single hour

[@dabiskitt]

3:56 FALLING STAR BITS HAVE A LIMIT?? Someone needs to tell Nathaniel Bandy!

[@zarfen]

If Mario taught me anything it’s that the only thing you need to do to get a life is collect enough money.

[@Solo_man69]

Tru that

[@silversonome5360]

us healthcare moment

[@zarfen]

@@silversonome5360 💀 😂

[@kyra1037]

You mean becoming a mass murderer?

[@gsrandomvidz]

I cried at 4:44 when the 3D World music started playing for the 3D Land title screen

[@JuanpyStudios]

bruh

[@matheuskirisame]

Interesting the 47 star bits cap, dunno why this specific number tho

[@j0rts]

yeah it's strange, maybe because some star bits from the sky come in groups of 3? not sure

[@jackwilliam4436]

5:05 Funnily enough, it looks like, instead of 'decapitating Mario', you just turned him into Luigi.

[@ls_plays800]

I love how Nathaniel Bandy is avoiding everything you are touching

[@billcipher6058]

2:02 you need to punch butterflies in a level. They will either give you a 1 up or a ball that damages you.

[@r-giireactions2235]

I can't believe after all these years you finally got a life, congratulations!

[@supecit36910]

Funny how the HARDEST super mario bros game had the fastest way to get a life. Probably cause it’ll make you rage so hard you might actually try going outside.

[@Athrel]

You're a superstar. How fast can you get a star in every Mario game?

[@TheSoapontheWii360]

Good idea

[@Solo_man69]

Agreed

[@Game_IT]

1-Ups are the best thing in Mario Games!

[@TheRetroReboot]

First i feel famous and yes they are

[@comehaveabageltv]

Great job getting a life, jorts!

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

3:43 the answer is no believe or not. You can specifically pick up a couple of bonus star bits that will always spawn right behind you. However since the camera was technically locked, the only way to see this, is in debug mode. I speak from experience, as a kid one of my friends in middle school homebrewed their wii and went dicking about in galaxy for an cosmic Easter eggs

[@Ramperdos]

Is "Grow up!" as in "Get a Mushroom" next?

[@AJOTR-animations-productions]

0:44 Well this was a waste of mushrooms.

[@Azurious]

Wow getting a life is apparently just as easy as my parents tell me!

[@AcidGamer2015]

Bro Took “Get A Life.” to the Next Level!!!😎

[@emperorredpanda3741]

Hilarious!!! love this series, keep making great vids bro!

[@epicgamingwithgeorge]

That cat one was pretty funny

[@martinmirkov1797]

Bro this man got 19 lives and I still don't have ONE!!

[@PlushiePoogle]

1:26 Take 8 lives, get one free! The butterfly punching sounds kind of Mew-under-the-truck to me but it'd be interesting if that actually works 😆

[@MinePikGamer]

j0rts in 2034: no one can tell me anything anymore because i already did it in every mario game

[@OhioOntario]

The thumbnail was a threat

[@P1necone88]

Go touch snow.

[@p0tat0._.]

Now get a life in every Zelda game

[@dertpert]

This is defenitly why 1 ups were made😂

[@overlock9282]

Mario starts with a life so 0:00 for all

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

"Get a life."

[@zachshows2597]

Ya I think people get it.

[@gerardhickey2302]

Get fit (get hit without dying)

[@Introbulus]

Now I wonder how long it would take to do the opposite in every Mario game...

[@sulaymanfagirzada3366]

You can also get a life in super mario odyssey, just get the heart or the super heart

[@nehuensio]

he literally did that

[@Skyflash30]

Okay but how fast can you get the first power up?

[@turtlesshell4175]

How about "Have a Heart" and you get a piece of heart in The Legend of Zelda. Absolutely love all these videos btw.

[@Pumpernikkle]

I just biked 78.5 miles AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!! Nice video I love this video and I am a big fan of you Jorts

[@logandawa6740]

It’s because each pack of star bits only appear if you haven’t collected all star bits from it 3:58

[@dertpert]

As a mario odessey player i can confirm i can't get a life😢

[@cliffordholmes7483]

Suggustion: get a sword in every Zelda game? Loving this series so much!

[@theslumpis2363]

How fast can you kill something in every mario game?

[@music-channel69]

Bowser's Fury didn't count. A powerup isn't the same thing as an extra life. I believe you need 100 coins for a life.

[@HawkoftheNorth]

you've touched grass. you've touched water. you've touched fire. you've even touched life itself. but you've never touched a woman.

[@fatyoshi1456]

How fast can you touch a woman in every mario game

[@catriamflockentanz]

Concerning the "Get a Life" phrase: I remember passing by a guy at GamesCom who wore a Shirt with the Text: They told me to grow up (a Super Mushroom half-concealed under "ow up") and get a Life (a 1-Up half-concealed under "ife"). That was good humor on my opinion. I mean I still remember it years later.

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

0:41 The way he says *"g o o m b a"* 😂

[@Dino_dude474]

0:45 dies very dramatically after getting a life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisgaming9567]

Lmao that intro killed me

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

Earth? Water? Fire, Air and now Heart? Man's low-key trying to summon captain planet.

[@thatmagichatguy8761]

"Hey get a life" **becomes a mass murderer** "OH NONONONONONO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP"

[@SoundCollector1988]

Do how fast can you break every Mario game

[@Wingsaber]

Everyone can copy this video format, but they'll never match your quality and creativity imo 😌

[@j0rts]

That’s so nice of you! Thanks :)

[@simonjewers6778]

Getting a life 9 times if you are a cat always makes no sense. AND it's not supposed to count

[@svetlananikolaeva8039]

2:00 you don't need to punch butterflies, you only need to touch them, and it only works with certain butterflies

[@ChomikGuy233]

You got a life, now it’s time to get a friend.

[@av8063]

Thank you for making this video

[@AndreSkipper]

Was bouta say "go outside" but GigaChad53 already has

[@Lolbit3cl1pse]

Ok, but as an odyssey player, I LAUGHED when the “optimal rolling” started

[@IaeyanElyuex]

I love these smart aleck response videos to people telling gamers to stop playing.

[@teamawesomeness7137]

For odyssey, I’d saying getting a life is getting 10 coins since dying makes you lose 10 coins

[@cicerothenekoknightplaysall]

Free 1up mushroom 🍄

[@CIG_AND_FORTSI]

he has a life irl. he’s touched grass irl. he’s burnt something irl. and he’s touched water AND air irl. SO SHUT UP.

[@TendoASMR]

Punching butterflies has like a 33% of working

[@pelagiushipbone7968]

Long before the era of “touching GRASS” A phrase I’ve heard many times in the PAST I have to see how FAST I can get a life. Yeah this brother spitting.

[@Dave.A.R]

Interesting, the Butterflies thing also appears in Ocarina of Time, though you need a Deku Stick. Wonder what was happening in the minds of the devs around that time.

[@elaynaviox9637]

you know how you touched each element now I want you to touch stone in every Mario game

[@RealHyperHedgehog]

“Get a life”. Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.

[@loaps1]

5:03 almost got me as great wall of China 💀

[@WhatTheShiny]

That fact in smg was interesting! Take my sub! Keep up the amazing work 🔥

[@KaoruMzk]

Now you *have* to do "Jumping off a cliff" in every Mario game.

[@BlueTtune]

Now you have to get someone to ask in every mario game (you need to talk to an npc)

[@PaperYosh975]

6:10 If we use this logic, you could probably get a life quicker in 3D World

[@ThunderCam777]

Watching this video made me go outside! It only worked for a few minutes before I went back inside, but hey, that's progress?

[@j0rts]

You’re doing great

[@a.m.7914]

That thumbnail would make a great reaction image on social media.

[@Bob-cz6wl]

5:00 instead of the great wall of China the great wall of Goomba

[@MezW10]

“I think im starting to understand what people mean by getting a life now” 😂

[@aidenjensen8020]

Why not just die In every Mario game

[@BurgerSoup]

I'm SHOCKED that you still didn't touch some good ol' electricity! ⚡️

[@AngelofGrace96]

This was super fun! What about heart pieces in zelda?

[@Baconhair810]

Touched water. Touched fire. Touched air. Touched grass. Got life. Now try to die

[@erikabutler6893]

Interesting that the Lost Levels is the game where you can get a 1-up the fastest.

[@Iburntmy_toast]

Mom: have you finally got a life? Me: yeah I actually just got 69!

[@KomodoDragonLover]

Nice!

[@NobilityNova]

Kick a koopa shell in every Mario game in every game that you can do that in

[@ediblechicken671]

Now you have to see how fast you can touch Rocks in every Mario game

[@MH_Binky]

You could get a life in Odyssey a lot faster if you define it as getting 10 coins, since that's the cost of a death in that game.

[@FinalHopeTrio]

Ah, yes. Looks like you found a way around the no-life-counter problem (SMO's 2xHP Bar and Becoming Cat Mario in Bowser's Fury [since it has no lives system and health is calculated by power-ups]). Genius.

[@atozgamer01]

Now you have extra life now you can see how fast you can die in every mario games

[@littlefiddlesticks]

Hehehehehe xD i love this channel! Simple and entertaining xD

[@alexkermias]

Lol the thumbnail is actually hilarious 😂