How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?

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Simply touching grass in every Kirby game would be too easy, so that's why I decided to touch grass, water, AND fire in every Kirby game.
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[@j0rts]

poyo

[@toadioB]

poyo

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

POYO!

[@solarflare4989]

poyo poyo

[@BLNinjaPlays]

Poyo

[@Arkmin]

WHERE IR RTDDL? (joke)

[@KSKY2012]

I like how the thumbnail has the fire and water abilities, but instead of using leaf for grass, kirby just vomits foliage

[@user-py8cb6tz8z]

ikr!

[@sebastianmjynapiermjy]

The best part is that there’s a leaf ability it was just a funny decision

[@MameCharaTime756]

Kirby: *Vomits foliage* Mametchi: *Gets sick after doing so*

[@phorchybug3286]

Vomits foliage lol

[@jessicabrower8574]

He inhaled the foliage then got sick 😂

[@MasterLagoz]

I feel like the amount of water you touched that was actually tomato soup is disturbing.

[@alcole-holic8779]

Holy crap I didn’t even think about that lol

[@zswords]

yeh going through the video I was like 'man, they really like putting the first maxi mato in the first pond don't they?

[@melimsah]

I hope you never run out of ideas for this series. I don't know why it's so hilarious and satisfying to me but it is

[@Gcorg]

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[@smoldog1232]

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[@MalaikaWafula]

He never does because he doesn't think of ideas ideas thinks of him

[@pokedude900]

About Kirby's Adventure. You CAN touch the water at the first waterfall. There's a secret door under the left-most platform there. Naturally Kirby would need to touch the water to pass through it, lol.

[@JJ_R]

Thanks a bunch! Looking forward to a possible “How fast can you get a life in a Kirby game”.

[@Leif47]

Metroid might have to be added to your list of games to touch stuff in. Not all of them have grass but most of them have water and fire at least. Also metal or wood could be other things you can try touching in games

[@Skivv5]

YES! We need this, I don't know how I didn't think of this before!

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

I didn't notice until now how often the first body of water contains a maxim tomato.

[@doctorreed_]

kormby is really the most consistent video game series. theres not a single "bad" kirby game and thats why i love him

[@reigndoesthings]

Kormby

[@B--qg2ek]

Kormby?

[@DiamondRoller37]

@@B--qg2ek Kormby

[@learningwithlp7033]

What is a Kormby?

[@MaryyInsertSomethingHere]

YES KORMBY IS SO GREAT

[@Athing8]

Please touch everything in the star fox series

[@IdentifiantE.S]

It would be really cool ! 😄

[@RealbluesparkFN]

How would he do that

[@Londobelle]

In Kirby's Dreamland, you can actually find a hot curry item that lets you breathe fire. The earliest of these is in stage 2, so it shouldn't add that much time.

[@ChristophKammerl]

Kirby's dreamland has fire in it, the plate of curry roughly 10 minutes into the run let's you breathe fire. I wouldn't count a explosion as fire

[@Azurious]

This is also a speedrun of touching air

[@Egg121]

And breathing

[@Guimii78]

I love how in the thumbnail fire and water are the abilities but for grass, kirby is just eating it

[@quinncupp5218]

TOUCH DEATH IN EVERY KIRBY GAME

[@Girls827]

That’s too simple

[@JustJulyo]

How fast can you touch our hearts?

[@muhammadibrahim2505]

The four elements grass fire water air.j0rts: no not the last one

[@rexvermis]

HOW could you not include the pinnacle of Kirby and racing games Kirby's Air Ride??? I'm absolutely ASTOUNDED

[@Alex-95-Gaming]

"Treat everyone with love and compassion" *blows everyone up*

[@pinkcupcake4717]

This series is a delight, I love it.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

How fast can you touch Air in every Metroid? Touch Friend in every Mario game? Touch Authority in every Zelda game?

[@jonahdunch4056]

These are so good

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Its the moment for our favorite chewing-gum ! 👑

[@PotatoSofi]

Kirby Squeak Squad will forever be my favorite game because of how much I played it during trips on my DS...

[@RedAxolotl_YT]

0:47 a yes castle Lolololloolollol

[@therawkhawk64]

Now I need to find a new game to request in every video, lmao. Great work as always, j0rts. Your editing and commentary is always spot-on.

[@ailingstar8856]

I love this series so much. Also touch electric.

[@redblueandgray]

10:12 Nah, there’s a burning enemy in Amazing Mirror before you leave the clouds

[@worriedpikachu174]

this series has touched all our hearts

[@alejandroescartinmartinez6718]

There IS fire in KDL. If you eat the curry item Kirby gets fire breath.

[@looneytoastywolf]

Just found ur channel and instantly love it aha, subbed Loved this vid and seeing all the kirby games and even some favs made me so happy ahah This made me laugh and was super fun to watch Gonna binge watch ur other vids

[@doom7850]

I feel like the sonic series would be good for this

[@Pumpernikkle]

IM FEELING EL POYO LOCO!!!!!!! about this video

[@hunterirish2617]

3:11 "tear of the ki-"

[@semaJCh]

Another absolute classic, great job!!! 😍

[@izzybellyyy]

1:50 Given the… tinge of that water, the hamster might’ve been better off touching death 🐹💀

[@DennisLofgren]

I don't think I've ever actually seen gameplay of Kirby's Dream Land 3 before this video. The artstyle was really unique!

[@ericrautio7451]

doesn't the super spicy curry powerup in Kirby's Dreamland make you spit fire? I'd count that as touching it.

[@justmeherethereandeverywhere]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@ThunderCam777]

Ooo a trio! Glad to see that Kirby has joined the j0rts roster!

[@elliotgandersen]

I love this series.

[@the-inatorinator]

I'd like to see a "How fast can you be possessed in every Mario game?" Just how quickly you can encounter a ghost - Boo, Peepa, etc.

[@user-lw3br4qk4u]

the Halloween episode

[@littlekitten4147]

fun fact about the gb kirby game. My older sister got so used to playing kirby on her original gameboy when the screen broke she beat the game without using the screen. you could hear when she died and stuff but she somehow knew what to do.

[@Egoo02]

I think we all know it’s time to get a life in Kirby as well as get anti-life

[@bambertthe803]

3:12 tears of the kingdom

[@StarshadowMelody]

"so, Spring Breeze is the best for this." Yeah, um, okay, uh, You gotta do 'em all. They're different games. Revenge of Meta Knight and Milky Way Wishes too.

[@StarshadowMelody]

AND the new games in Superstar Ultra.

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Try sand in every Mario game!

[@gec101]

1:27 jorts: complains grass is yellow Kirby’s Dream Land: Am I a joke to you?

[@juliansiles5410]

Now you touching normal, electric, ice, fighting, poison, ground, flying, psychic, bug, rock, ghost, dragon, dark, steel and fairy!

[@TheAlienDude]

Kirby Superstars will always be my favourite Kirby game.

[@TheAlienDude]

Poyo poyo

[@htatem8897]

touching grass, fire, and water at the same time?!?!?!?! he's becoming too powerful

[@TheViper4Life]

Why does "Tomato Scented Water" sound like a Limp Bizkit album?

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

4:41 That looks like rain. Mission accomplished.

[@kermitsudoku6446]

i wonder how fast you can catch every type of pokemon in one game. dual types count as both

[@Spacepelican]

Oh god this isn’t failboat yet whispy abuse still exists

[@ClueFinder654]

Ah... But here's the true challenge of Kirby... AVOID. ALL. GRASS.

[@garettturbettmusic]

You should see how long you can touch grass in every Pokémon game. Fitting since it’s such a big part of the game

[@epikitee2186]

1:11 i think going through the secret door would count as touching water, since it would involve passing through the waterfall.

[@cyndaquil1433]

Damn man has completed “The Shut In going outside” speed run

[@KennyFrierson]

Thank goodness for the fire breather

[@Axecon1]

You did it! Thanks!

[@JellyNoodle_gt]

0:47 was so funny that i DIED

[@amandagulley6200]

"and now there's only one thing left to do... *BECOME A STAIRCASE"* j0rts 2023-

[@NekuSebas]

Crystal Shards is my favorite Kirby game, glad too see he was the fastest too.

[@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear]

Thanks for the video :)

[@parodysam]

I hope rainbow curse gets ported to switch

[@LootGoblinPenny]

The format - it evolves.

[@Nintendo_song-maker]

hothead really was the goat of this video

[@therandombacondrip]

1:06 I said goodbye to my hearing

[@levischuurmans9400]

You could've done air too, touching air is literally just inhaling with Kirby. 😂

[@articisapixel126]

Kirbymon gotta touch em all

[@diabeticman2194]

I would never have guessed Planet Robobot was the slowest traditional Kirby game to touch grass, fire and water, then again it is mechanical rather than natural....

[@metaltornado3457]

President Haltmann: "What, no water in the opening stages? Would you like, to purchase our "Touch Water" Bottled Haltmann Water (tm)..? That will be twenty bucks!"

[@sundermannhvac]

Now touch death in every Kirby game

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Objection! A good amount of that “grass” was actually moss.

[@PendragonDaGreat]

No Air Ride? City mode has all 3 ready to go.

[@edgardogonzalez1191]

Forgot something? The racing game of the pink puffball perhaps?

[@playthegame-videogamesandvideo]

Great!

[@lonelyPorterCH]

We need official speedruns for that ;P

[@DomCraftYT312]

"the tears of the ki-"

[@Gewaldrocm]

What about Kirbys Airride? It has a freeroam mode where you can touch all of them

[@charleswillhite5375]

You can touch fire before grass in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

[@DoggoGAMES7]

This is true gaming

[@ChazyChiIl]

I love how it says touch grass on the thumbnail

[@timothyulriksen2960]

You forgot about kirby's dream buffet.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

... "this grass feels funny" says kirby. "It feels like... Pants!!"

[@theboi7475]

0:45 why did they do that lol

[@gangstreG123]

You missed my first Kirby game, Kirby's Pinball Land!

[@kirbylink1992]

Nice video!

[@lynnenugent8615]

this guy is crazy!

[@Egg121]

Bro took touch literally

[@NoahAlexanderRobinson]

10:12 Technically not true- it’s the first time you had access to water before grass, but in Amazing Mirror you could’ve have the fireball enemy attack you while you were still in the tutorial section for fire.

[@CloudeStrife123]

No Kirby's Dream Course? For SHAME

[@JemarcusTheLamb87]

What about air, huh?

[@SJOerdMOTI0N]

I think you should do a touch stone challenge

[@screamlikecookies]

Oh gosh. We need this for Pokemon 😂

[@fadeleaf845]

Is there a Mario, Zelda or Kirby game in which you can touch every Pokémon Type? Here's some definitions for some of the types: -Normal: Any neutral NPC or unremarkable basic NPC like a Waddle Dee, a hylian or a New Donker counts. -Bug: Since Pokémon considers them such, arachnids like spiders and scorpions also count. -Psychic: Any telekinetic force, any arcane wizardly type or stage magician, any illusory non-real object. -Dark: Shadow magic, any dark place sufficiently dark to conceal your character -Fighting: Getting punched or kicked by any combatant enemy, or a musclebound character or an athlete. -Poison: Acid also falls under this type. -Flying: This can be any powerup that lets you fly, or you touch a bird or a significant gust of wind. -Ground: Surface that must be made of stone or sand. Fire, Grass, Water, Electric, Ice, Rock, Dragon, Ghost, Steel and Fairy should be straightforward.

[@oliverwilliams3961]

You should do touching fire in every mario game

[@faithowino8232]

Touch snow in every singular mario game

[@TheFartingFluff]

BRO MY BROTHER IS DOING ALL OF THESE AT THE SAME TIME IRL 2 HOURS GOING STRONG

[@xparashock4236]

Now, do the air.

[@TeamNinjaCats]

I wanted golf :(. I think it's Water: 1-7, Grass: 2-7, and Fire: 6-1? But if you allow 2P or Demo Play you can get there a lot faster.

[@themaninyourcloset2951]

Touch zeldas hand in every legend of Zelda game