How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?

[@j0rts]

Join me in my quest to touch EVERYTHING in Tears of the Kingdom: www.twitch.tv/j0rts

[@MRbird-mv5bj]

yooo

[@BoogerBooger8]

Ayyo

[@tijo3631]

not just the men, but the women and the children too?

[@codypann_bruh]

my dad was playing totk in ever the first thing he did to zelda was touch her p e r s o n a l i t y

[@WoodlandDrake]

I prefer to think that X touched me

[@izzybellyyy]

Quince is the real hero of this story. A man born with a single purpose.

[@silverstudios6916]

He really is the most important character in ALL of the Zelda games now

[@IdentifiantE.S]

@@silverstudios6916Fr

[@Jazzin96]

To touch grass

[@Chubby_Bub]

Fun Quince fact: in BotW he is one of the only NPCs outside of the desert to react if Link wears the Gerudo outfit, because he is looking for a girlfriend

[@Sanestjo]

​@@Chubby_Bub That means there's probably quince and link fanfic 😳

[@N0rmalName]

If alphabet% doesnt become an official speedrun category i will be slightly peeved

[@sashashadowhive6128]

it should have a rule against naming things yourself inmo

[@roryschussler]

I'd love that. But there would be a lot to define. Like how do you count an (adjective noun) combination ? Does a hot footed frog fulfill H, F, or both? What about environmental items where the name doesn't appear in the interface and there are possible synonyms? So much to make rules over.

[@o1497]

Now make a challenge where you have to touch every object from A-Z BUT in alphabetical order

[@aidanandandrew7214]

Then he’ll beat the whole game

[@spacecat8511]

That’s honestly what I was hoping for tbh. Who else played Alphabet with street signs on roadtrips?

[@Banus-]

I was just about to say this

[@upside_you_mop]

Yeah and the how fast part would be a Speedrun cuz it was agreed that Speedruns end when you catch zelda

[@bottlerocketgaming1025]

Unfortunately you have to pick up the decayed master sword so idk

[@MacZephyrZ]

Alternatively, you could go get an old map from a sky island for X, 'cause X marks the spot.

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Cool thanks !

[@alenietouh4789]

Or die

[@itsdarkhere]

Or you could just die.

[@lolrentz]

There's a researcher in Kakariko Village named Xalis. He's researching part of the ring near the chasm.

[@King_Tuft]

I knew I thought I remembered a character in this game whose name began with "X"

[@Niamh9902]

found the redditor

[@lolrentz]

@@Niamh9902 Havent made a single post or joined a single thread on reddit LOL...just watched this video and then found Xalis while playing on the same day and thought of this :]

[@Rockraft]

@@lolrentz Think they meant AngelofGrave with it and not you

[@euberman858]

which chasm there's multiple

[@DagoDuck]

This could be fun to speedrun, especially since other languages would give you other “seeds“

[@Eddiember]

You forgot Queen Gibdo. It would likely take a while, but it is there to get Queen.

[@Rune_Scholar]

Queen is a title. If we went with that then he wouldn't be able to get Z with Zelda but a P since she is "Princess Zelda".

[@Eddiember]

​@@Rune_Scholar Decayed Master Sword. Decayed is an Adjectived, not the actual name of the Master Sword, yet he counted it. Ergo, Queen Gibdo, as its the compedium name in the game, should also work.

[@byzantine5761]

@@Rune_Scholar I mean, in the game Queen Gibdo's name (in the Hyrule Compendium and the boss bar) is Queen Gibdo, whereas in the intro cutscene, Zelda's name is listed as just "Zelda" when you're looking at her.

[@Rune_Scholar]

@@byzantine5761 Looking at her profile entry and how it is displayed at the beginning of the game it is "Zelda Princess of Hyrule." "Princess" is still a typically preceding title, as is 'Queen'. Unfortunately, we don't know what name the Queen of the Gibdos might use and thus we go with her title only. Now you could make the argument that it isn't a title at all and that its in the spirit of "Queen Bee" which is far more likely considering the arthropodic connection. In that case then it is designating the role she plays within a eusocial insect colony, and not the proper species name which is simply "Gibdo". Alternatively you could ignore all perspective and context and simply say that it should be decided by the first letter that appears upon the name or label of the item, object or character as seen in the game world, to which I say: that's dumb.

[@Xerknight_she-her]

Or even better, he could’ve just gone to that one QUARRY in Akala

[@DonutDelivery]

It takes kids YEARS to speedrun the alphabet, this run is truly monumental

[@tylertrimmer4427]

I wanna see this done in order, while landing on saving zelda being the last letter at the end of the game. Basically, I wanna see a any% speedrun while touching this alphabetically

[@Piper_____]

I agree. This sounds great, and was sort of what I was hoping for

[@shawnthibodeau189]

“I now know my purpose. It’s something only I can do” -Zelda and quince

[@MBZ901]

-Xalis

[@DisKorruptd]

Zonai Charge, Zonaite, Queen Gibdo >.>

[@Aura_Lucario]

​@@DisKorruptdAny Zora weapon. 💀

[@LavenderSkyCat]

"Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky." I will never not think about that every time I play Tears of the Kingdom.

[@notageologist3022]

the real x was the horse we met along the way

[@TheOriginalEscapist]

j0rts: *sees the most beautiful scenery in totk* j0rts: Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky

[@GerardMenvussa]

Finally. A decent playthrough of this game.

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Finally

[@Athrel]

I feel like this could become a speedrun category

[@itsmekevvv]

This is getting so advanced. Once again, you've surpassed your audience's expectations. Thank you Master j0rts 🙏

[@HungryWarden]

That was a great twist at the end. Real clever planning ahead like that.

[@mytromic]

3:46 “but it turns out you need a life to open this door”

[@sunnyhvar1992]

That's why I never go outside

[@t.s.s.8342]

Great vid, nice implementations of the grass touching and getting a life. Love the content!!

[@bigtoast4192]

The horse name plot twist was actually riveting

[@DisKorruptd]

Actually, I hated that, it was lazy as shit... "I can name my horse, therefore it counts" If you take a picture for the compendium, it still says "horse"

[@ChibiRuah]

this feels like a parody, remix and call back to your other touch series. I love it

[@themissionslayer]

I was wondering which letter would become a horse lol This is premium content, it’s so obscure but sooooo good! Keep up the weird and wacky fun my friend!

[@Twithab]

Did you know that in the files of breath of the wild, there is also a decayed master sword, the one in totk looks different but it does the same damage and has the same sound.

[@SuperCrazf]

You also touched water and got on fire so, nicely done!

[@knightslicer9696]

To my knowledge this won’t help with this challenge but the names of light roots are the names of their corresponding shrines backwards, so for example if the name of the shrine was gaharba, then the name of the light root below it will be abrahag

[@Xerknight_she-her]

Blud forgot about the quarry in Akala

[@fforby]

Got naked, fell from the sky, and got a free Purahtendo-Switch 👍

[@smooth3333]

My man really solved for X in this game

[@Waitwha]

"We've touched grass in TOTK!" Still doesn't mark G

[@stormRed]

This is the best idea anyone's ever had.

[@ismaelalles]

1:19 You touched water before the wooden stick 😶‍🌫️

[@natefroggy3626]

0:14 Items, enemies, people, shrines

[@ismaelalles]

@@natefroggy3626 true

[@Shxaun]

"I'm on a journey to touch everything in this game" Me too, but instead of everything, its just one thing. And Im sure many people would agree with me on this one.

[@InfinityCuberRS3M]

this man never runs out of ideas

[@Midnight2010_]

For real

[@kymmie_girl]

Totally was not expecting him to touch them in alphabetical order. Honest.

[@Frost500-e3i]

Imma try this when I replay the game most likely in a few months

[@Pumpernikkle]

Thank you j0rts for teaching me how to read

[@Spygirl812]

Touching story many tears were shed

[@KiMaDu]

Tears of the Kingdom :'(

[@Oracle2448]

You didnt need the apple you touch air, and M your started holding the master sword. C you are wearing yhe Champion tunic, and H hylian trousers

[@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval]

Each of your videos should be a speedrunning category

[@comehaveabageltv]

The real X was the friends we made along the way.

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

oh this is a very cool idea

[@bukajgary3217]

These should be legit speedrun categories.

[@glutentag5853]

This man could've completed so many things, but just didn't say that he did. 1) air 2) gloom 3) boat 4) constructs and the list goes on.

[@littlefox_100]

Water

[@asackboyplush6508]

Link

[@Kylekashi]

j0rts is using 100% of his brain to come up with these ideas

[@crisp4972]

the X bit is quite topical now

[@TheMhalpern]

Touch Zelda in every Zelda game. Edit to make it a bit more reasonable for at least a couple games, like BTOW and Windwaker, I think allowing some somewhat spoilery technicalities should qualify, that way you don't have to go through the whole game, (the BOTW technicallity would be a TotK spoiler)

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

what's the botw one?

[@TheMhalpern]

@@somebodylikesbacon1960 spoiler for TotK: the light Dragon is Princess Zelda, technically no collision box in BOTW but you can "touch" her with arrows to get materials.

[@ChomperRex20]

@@TheMhalpern The light dragon isn’t in BotW

[@AbridgedAnime]

This would actually make a good speedrun category

[@Lordlaneus]

I really want to see speed runners bring that time down, and if I have to become a speed runner to do it myself, so be it!

[@connorsyoutube2519]

Name your horse Xavier

[@Thaijler]

You touched water for W, right in the beginning.

[@PaveReal]

3:29 as a finn, i have and absolutely will try this at home

[@JustJulyo]

I wonder what Q will be Edit: Not all heroes are name Link

[@upside_you_mop]

Aw you should have done it in order and so it would have been a speedrun cuz speedruns stop at catching zelda

[@lindachase7797]

"Imagine seeing a naked man falling from the sky right above you" *the light dragon glances up*

[@ValentineThomas-d2s]

Wait your touching air, therefore you touched everything instantly 😂

[@ryanclemons1]

Bro naming your horse X 100% does not count.

[@elenamukhina4545]

X the horse joined Aang Mario's team.

[@ihampake]

btw for Q you had a Quiver on your belt since you got a bow

[@Xerknight_she-her]

Or the quarry in Akala

[@GreadX_69]

the other games: they make a 5-10 minute tutorial zelda TOTK: Makes a 5 hour tutorial

[@IRanOutOfPhrases]

Whata great is that it doesnt really feel like a tutorial

[@Enderi-xj2lv]

I love feeding my zelda obsession at random times during the day *now do the speedrun in order of the alphabet*

[@zakuraiyadesu]

Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

[@sleegon7475]

This gives me a good idea for a challenge. Can only use one item that starts with a letter from the alphabet to beat the game. If I want apples I can't use any other item that starts with A.

[@GeminiRandom56]

“If we can sneak up we can touch some meat”

[@grey2407]

Your art is so beautiful!

[@TheMarionick]

“If we sneak up on one of these beards we can touch some raw meat”💀

[@sophiesmidnightsquad]

Was anyone else screaming when he swam in water and didn’t count it as W (before he got the stick)

[@elwinroyale]

Now in alphabetical order

[@amirshlomolavan]

He could uave said X was the Xistential crisis we've suffered from finding quince

[@phoenixofthestix]

Gotta love chat's ability to run with a bit

[@prof7304]

You want a Challenge? Fine: Get the Mastersword WITHOUT leaving the Sky Islands Part! (So no Hyrule and no Deep Dark) It should be possible but super hart! . . . Spoiler on how to beat this challenge: . . . You just need to farm a lot of sonanium and Energy cells in order to use flying maschines to get from one sky island to the next. Alternatively you can repeatidly use Recall until you battery has recharged in mid air. Then you beat 20 shrines in the sky, get your Second stamina wheel and boom onto the dragon!

[@notyeetus]

Touch trees in every zelda game

[@nataliamorales4508]

You literally touched water falling through the cut scene of seen the legends Zelda, tears of the kingdom😂LoL

[@LidgettTheOctoling]

YES A TOTK VIDEO FROM J0RTS!!

[@TrixyTrixter]

I don't approve of it being done out of order. I demand a redo but you only count things after you touched all previous ones

[@MezW10]

silence then suddenly just “imagine looking up and seeing this naked man falling from the sky” 😂

[@ijustsawthat]

> drops on water > Does not mark letter W > Refuses to elaborate > Ends video

[@blackcat5360]

I'm so mad to find out I've made it through most of the game and was apparently supposed to get the master sword at the very beginning and somehow missed it

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Nope. You get that at the start of the game no matter what, but then you lose it after the tutorial and have to go and find it in the world if you want it again.

[@blackcat5360]

@@teathesilkwing7616 yeah I realized I just forgot that I already got the sword and gave it away to Zelda 😭

[@Heymrk]

Would the X in the Depths that you get from old maps in the sky have worked for X?

[@Mahalo-loa]

0:38 You technically touched R during these cutscenes. Or would it be more accurate to say that R touched you ?

[@PodoHelmer]

1, I thought you could touch the Construct you fought before the chuchus for C, 2, I thought you were gonna name the horse X or Q so it counts as touching said letter, and 3, that Xylophone pun was perfect Edit, OK you named the horse X

[@theamazonbois7970]

Quince the MVP of this run

[@pizzabean1181]

“Grab this hot frog” -j0rts 2023

[@Games4Life7712]

"G is ground, A is air, O is Oxygen..."

[@TheGrossDemon]

You probably could have checked off M in the opening cutscene too, for mastersword or mystery hand lol. But i understand if cutscenes dont count lol

[@tobiaskoran6787]

There are multiple Vases on the sky island. I am going to assume that they also have Earth geology and therefore definitely have some Quartz lying around or incorporated in the rocks. And finally, the Zonai guardians attack anything that does not resemble them or their creators which makes them Xenophobes.

[@oneup945]

try touching all the alphabet in every mario or zelda game that will acually be a challenge that i will beleive

[@Stickmansmech]

0:47 forgot water

[@Nick-vs5jx]

I think this would be a neat idea for Speed runs, I mean we have" Time to put banana on dog" So...

[@darkfire1234]

This was great.

[@NothandoMatshimane-kc1br]

He forgot the normal master sword

[@t3hfluff]

No touching water?

[@mitchellbonds766]

This was entirely stupid. I love it.

[@Sticmin]

He can’t keep getting away with this

[@CalamityVirus]

And here I was hoping for Queen Gibdo XD

[@Chubby_Bub]

I can see this becoming a thing, but I only really trust this channel to do it well

[@InZaneNdaBrain]

also to make it quicker you could have touched the luminous stone rock at the beginning of the game

[@Thefootballinggamer]

Quince the man of the year absolute giga chad hero w his mighty bald head 😂❤

[@Amieee]

An item for each alphabetical letter besides Q and X could be cool, if even possible lol

[@xparashock4236]

Now, Touch Some Stone In Every Mario Game.