Jaack's Embarrassing Strip Club Experience (Lap Dance Story)

Jack and Stevie are joined by Alfie to recount their awful and embarrassing memories from their visits to strip clubs...
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[@HappyHourPodcast]

We did NOUGHT expect that last story... thumbs up the video simply for the fact that Jaack had no idea that strip club dancers get naked! 🇳🇺

[@pdcookstar]

Was it sugar and spice?

[@cali2912]

Oh yh jack the monopoly man has never worn a monocle... ever, it’s a Mandela effect I used to think he had one too

[@whitworthlime8793]

I wonder if they knew who the bird in thumbnail is. If so fair play lads .

[@seagull8415]

Dude i got dragged to the strip club in Brighton for a mates stag. Had a dance with this 6ft Amazonian blond goddess, then she asked in her best seductive husky voice “are you from Brighton?” I said “Hove actually” she paused and said the most awkward and least sexy thing ever “well maybe ill see you in the big Tesco on George street”. Bit of a mood killer tbh.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

oh wow i mean if i was there that's the last thing i want to hear cause being there would be cringe enough but imagine being in the Tesco and that dancer walks over smiling and says hello you'd probably drop dead of Embarrassment what i learned from this video is do not go to a Stripclub no matter how hard your friends beg you getting new friends is a better alternative then going there if you don't want to

[@frank0]

ALBIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@jakep4235]

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[@michaeljames87]

Hahahahahahaahahahah

[@stephenirons1892]

Lol 😆

[@lukem118]

Years ago I went to a Strip PUB by mistake. I thought it was a normal pub, no security on the door or anything. There were girls in lingerie waling around & being the small town boy in London (I was 18) I thought "the girls here are something else", not clocking that they were strippers. Then I looked to the other end of the bar and saw the poles. There was no entrance fee or anything, the girls would come around and everyone had to put money in a pint glass before she would get on the pole. I put some change in the first time (not sure how much). The second girl comes up and I put more money in but it's only like 35p & some fluff from my pocket and she goes mad at me as I didn't know the minimum was £1.... it was not a classy establishment.

[@kieronhanks9620]

My mate was wondering where this was any help?

[@lukem118]

@@kieronhanks9620 your "mate". Sure! This was in 2013 so probably not there anymore.

[@maxi9017]

@@lukem118 still waiting on an answer…

[@MichaelJones456]

My dad went to a place like that called the Robert Peel in Kingston. He said it was just as much of a shithole as you described

[@sb50cal9]

Fluff! Hahahahaha

[@sb-cx6jw]

i went to a strip club because my mate dragged me into it like a lot of people, and believe it or not this is a true story, there was a black dancer that came over and asked if i wanted a dance, and of course because i didnt want to be there i politely said no thank you im just here for my friend, she called me racist to my face, after that i just left my friend in there, weirdeset experience of my life

[@P4T5H4RPify]

Shouldn't have been racist then 🤣😂🤡🤡

[@Hoshidagoat]

@@P4T5H4RPify he wasnt he just didnt want a lap dance mate the dancers race had nothing to do with hin saying no to the dance it wad just the fact he didnt want a dance at all

[@P4T5H4RPify]

@@Hoshidagoat No shit Sherlock. 🤡🤡

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@Hoshidagoat sadly some people think everything is about Race only good thing about the Ops experience is with that kind of Attitude of that dancer that's not the type of person you want to get a dance from

[@jakep4235]

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[@EladRobo]

Stevie's childlike "What? You what?" innocence at the NOUGHT story is so funny 😂. Should make that into a message notification.

[@liambroom1774]

Sugar and spice lad!! I love hearing these stories about norwich! Living there and hearing your experiences it's mental!! Keep it up mate!!

[@andrewjeffrey2667]

Referring an asshole as a "nought" is a South African saying. So listening to you guys laugh at it makes me laugh even harder

[@thomasgore3492]

trust

[@mika-eelkhan15]

Yip

[@jaychimera372]

na dude, maybe durban bru's only.

[@jaredmiles981]

@@jaychimera372 🤣🤣🙌🏻

[@jaredmiles981]

Waarheid🤣🙌🏻

[@og_rowie_1263]

these vids go so fast i could imagine drinking chilling with these guys then next minute it's time to head home hours just gone in no time

[@kre8z]

“Look at that naught” the fucking jokes you boys rattled off after that fucking ended me bro 🤣

[@kieran6416]

Explain

[@mspaceselectrical3652]

I’ve been to a strip club once, it was a Tuesday night and me and my 2 mates who dragged me there were the only customers there. I have never felt more awkward in my life. The girls working took it in turns to come and ask us if any of us wanted a dance, we’d say no, they’d leave and the next would come over. Horrible

[@bls3746]

First time I went to a strip club was in 2005 when I were 15. I had a fake ID back then lol I used it to go to regular clubs all the time and then after I went to a strip club I was at them non stop but as you get older you realise there not that fun lol I haven’t been to one now since like 2011

[@otisthebeefyone8206]

What was the point of going then lol

[@jakep4235]

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[@syncops834]

Sounds horrific

[@lucasdunn1147]

Same, when was 18 there was eight of us and one of my mates was watching everyone get lap dances 😂

[@sebfield]

Noughton hears a WOOOO

[@richardjsaunders283]

I love how most of the comments say they got "dragged" into a strip club. It's a poor excuse come on lmao.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Well I can fully believe people would not be comfortable going to such a place cause Holy shit that would be awkward

[@rm_ewing]

loool was thinking the exact same thing these man acting like they were dragged in kicking and screaming 😂

[@1Chasg]

Yep. Just own it lads.

[@CB-lx1zs]

Hamilton the GOAT

[@terenceflynn5125]

I’m exactly the same. Ive got a funny story about my mates being drugged in a Polish strip club, and me being the only one that didn’t get into.. well.. the things my mates were.. but my favourite memory is being called the weirdest, most awkward guy a stripper had ever met. I still wear that as a badge of honour. She HATED me. There are two types of blokes in this world, my friends, who get into that sort of thing and spend hundreds of pounds.. and then people Jack, Stevie and Alfie. I’m glad I relate to the latter, too.

[@tiennedecond2586]

Bonnie Rotten in the thumbnail. She was actually mentioned in the Danny D podcast as well

[@marcusp905]

I married a stripper I never got a free dance after that ! Two year's later I slept with her sister and we ended up getting divorced.

[@JASOR]

r/thathappened

[@jave285]

Can’t believe they missed out on a “community chest” joke…

[@FilthyRich247]

Holding on "like you're on the Nemesis". 😂

[@dantregale218]

‘Look at that naught’ amazing

[@Twiska]

A friend and I were out drinking one time, and after, we decided to go to a strip club as neither of us had ever been. We both hated it. It was dark, the drinks were overpriced, and after our lap dances, which were fun at the moment, the girls kept trying to get us to go upstairs and spend £200 each for some VIP experience. We said no and left. Afterwards, we looked at our wallets, realised that we were idiots who spent money on girls who didn't like us and walked away with literally nothing. Also, we felt seedy. We said we would never go to a strip club again. At least with just the two of us or alone. We both agreed had it been a big group for an occasion like a birthday or stag night, it would have been better and less seedy.

[@shadowwarsshadypeople6299]

My friends wanted to go to a strip club on one of our spring breaks to Cali, and I told em wasnt my thing. I told em I'd stay at the hotel and just blaze and chill. Friend told me he'd give me money to go, and so we went, had the same girl come up to me and offer a dance 3 times, she was really beautiful, and she noticed I actually found her pretty, but I declined her all 3 times, and just drank a bunch of beer. I never had issues meeting women, so I never gonna pay for any of that.

[@redswasted8624]

"Graham NOUGHTon" 😂🤣😂

[@shaniapearcey]

Liked this short version..jeez never creased up so much 😂😂

[@thomasrowand3800]

Guessing this place was sugar and spice? I’ve never been to a more awkward strip club in my life 😂😂

[@enemywithin1295]

I've never understood the appeal. How can someone get a lapdance and not spend the entire time thinking "she doesn't wanna be doing this"?

[@Gino565]

Because some of them like doing it? Because some of them actually take pride in what they do? Believe it or not, but not every woman that goes into stripping is being forced into it. They’ve got the power. They can turn a man on, touch him, he’s not allowed to touch her, and he goes home with an unsatisfied erection, she goes home with a few hundred quid.

[@lovesweetPANDA]

They wouldn’t be there if they weren’t getting paid

[@sleeper9638]

@@Gino565 that's pathetic

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@sleeper9638 yea that's really pathetic it's really like prostitution when you break it down most of these people don't want to be here but have no other way of making money

[@laggers54]

Gary total legend

[@Pwnziillaaaa]

“Nice personality’s “ In his butterfly t shirt

[@kempyj98]

Noughton hears a WOOOOOO!

[@masterwesty]

I went to a strip club in Newquay (Divas) when I had just turned 17. At the time it felt like heaven, as I’ve got older they are far less exciting.

[@DudeLebowski23]

Was the first one I ever went in, summer 2007 when I was 19. Bricking it but loved it. As you say, novelty wears off quick after your first few.

[@masterwesty]

@@DudeLebowski23 same summer 😂😂😂

[@rhysprossermusic]

This was incredibly funny.

[@MrBertbox]

Many moons ago (late 80's), bunch of us went to a "working mans club", we were 14 (ish) it was 15p to get in to watch a couple of strippers, dance in the middle of the pub, lord knows how old they were, then everyone looked "old". We only went as they let anyone in and have a beer. At the time it was we thought it was hilarious ( and saw grown up T's&F), now looking back.. it is still, but also these lasses made bugger all, most likely to make ends meet.

[@nathanhyde640]

This is hilarious!

[@lewiskirby9036]

april is next month, keep that in mind with these videos

[@casper5379]

I've been to a strip club once and had a great time lol, the guys were all nervous but I got dance straight away lol

[@serbowdster2311]

Strip clubs seem like a good idea, but in reality the woman (depending on where you go could be pretty or could be …………….) start dancing on you and if they doing a good job may make you……let’s just say very happy, but what’s the point you just end up walking around with your happy self all night long. Better to go to a club and try and meet someone than going to a seedy grubby strip club.

[@nostalgiabeam]

I’m in tears 😂

[@monographicmonologues]

Sugar and Spice what a club! Hahaha also been just the one time, was bought a private dance against my will !

[@trident8480]

Top hat on the penis had me dying at work when this came out

[@MrLMS75]

I went to a strip club on a stag do, I hated it!! the birds were gorgeous but it was uncomfortable cause you can't chat them up.

[@samuelcornish4157]

Strip clubs are some of the most awkward degrading places in the world. I get that these people get paid, but there’s massive bouncers watching every dance, you can’t touch anyone or they’ll batter you, it’s just so uncomfortable, I went to one in Tenerife, never again,

[@nothanks5630]

Great podcast again lads, enjoyed it loads, something just popped in my head while watching, did you lads ever get shit for Happy Hour Podcast sharing a name with the popular song by the Housemartins? 😂

[@thenoizeeone]

No because everyone knows what a happy hour is

[@stuartlee8041]

Nothing beats that Sunday dinnertime in the working men's club in Leicester in 1972, when I was 17, a woman in her 40's I'd guess? who looked like a chubby version of my aunty Pat, stripped naked to 'Build me up Buttercup' and came over to me, I'd never seen a full bush in the flesh, and where I sat right in my face, I was in shock for quite a while, never felt like repeating the experience since.

[@gazman6536]

Try coming to The Flags in Slough.......they shake an empty pint glass and you have to put a one pound coin in and you get some filthy plump bird, smelling of cheap perfume and BO combined, shaking her arse at ya for 3 minutes a pop! Class Establishment...highly recommended

[@julmdamaslefttoe3559]

sounds like its fully worth the pound then

[@jakep4235]

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[@zaksharman]

I also know one of the strippers at the club that Jack's talking about. It's called Sugar and Spice.

[@liampjarvis]

I’ve been to a strip club twice, like you lads not really my scene, it was the same one quite end but it’s just so awkward like there’s loss of old men just staring at these women idk it just seems really weird to me like why pay loads of money to have a girl dance naked just out of reach of you

[@petemarr824]

Dont do the ones in Soho.. Couple of quid, then you are taken downstairs and locked in a room until you give a lot more money..

[@efaz4321]

Damn UK stripclubs are formal and different to the ones in toronto

[@robcompton1964]

Not sure how you didn’t slip a ‘Norton Anti-Virus’ gag in there 😂

[@tylergrey7985]

I've never been to one In England but i have been to one when I was in Malta. One if the best experiences of my life so far haha

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

wow this sounds like the most Awkward Experience you can pay for hey thanks for the heads up so i know to go anywhere but to a stripclub lol

[@ryansturge9058]

definitely Sugar and Spice

[@lewisb84]

Love a bleached nought!

[@deanmilwainoly3966]

Honestly jack tries way too hard to not be a ‘lad’ yet drinks in spoons, thinks Brewdog is the best IPA out, sinks stupid chants and genuinely looks like he’s been kicked through top man.

[@rahuldahoob4513]

🤭

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

Dean. "Kicked through Topman" love that! 😂✌

[@RandomVidReece]

looool so true

[@albertbrammer9263]

Look at that nought...

[@barneywood4019]

omg jack i walked past the 18+ club i think u went to and i just walked faster ahaha

[@skyzerflex3324]

40p 😂😂

[@seanofarrell8417]

Fuking brillaint🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beng2708]

I went on an erasmus course to Latvia and went to a strip club and it was amazing, although probably not like a strip club in the UK... it was more like a naked acrobatic show, i remember getting absolutely wasted with some mates and a tutor and smoking weed indoors at the bar. We finished it off with my tutor crying in a kebab shop. It was so surreal and amazing that I never want to experience a strip bar in the UK... nothing will top that.

[@jamesdixon6903]

I love how absolutely every comment is them being dragged to a strip club by their mates as if you're telling your girlfriend's at 5am when you've got home

[@jadamflonsen5768]

Class story fam

[@IWhiteey.]

At least watch it first lol

[@alfiedonnelly6099]

Can tell you’re 11

[@marchuta326]

Strip club are not what they used to be. Before girls were not desesperate and insistant because of the economic situation and we could touch them.

[@PadreDePato]

Only one I went to was in Puerto Rico and it was essentially a brothel with a stage 😒 Grim

[@JamieHicks154]

These are Nought the strippers you are looking for

[@sidpatel318]

This seems like a seen from the inbetweeners

[@harveyfear6244]

what are you on about? monopoly man doesn't wear a monocle

[@TheCityboi9]

I bet none of you know the girl is in the thumbnail 😏

[@willvrtist]

Bonnie Rotten... just read another comment >:D

[@liiwatson5285]

Ooo your ard Aaron

[@partlett123]

Alf is the greatest man.

[@benterry9507]

big up sugar and spice chips in norwich

[@WilWorSfm]

joke about mandela and monopoly man having a monicle weird coincidence as monopoly man never had one and its called the mandela effect

[@mattmuffen]

I still don’t get the nought thing

[@dillonhowes3559]

nought stuff was hilarious. dont even get it still hahha

[@harleybarrell2735]

What’s the strip club in Norwich called sugar and spice

[@callumdavidson1928]

its bad when you know who the girl is in the thumbnail

[@batcoun7ry]

Surely your last night of freedom is the day before you ask someone to become exclusive? Don’t people ask their dates to become their partner to be with them forever, hopefully?

[@slayerc3355]

3 beta males.

[@NathanG24]

Sugar and spice Jack??

[@shirokzo6300]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rahuldahoob4513]

Who is the little Indian boy?

[@SlugmanTelivision]

Please get Vuj on the pod

[@jakep4235]

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[@joemckeown7064]

Its funny how we all have a laugh about men being put in awkward sexual situations. But if it was the opposite gender.

[@beckykent435]

I dont find it funny

[@dazkirstyds]

Ridiculous how they sit there saying they were dragged in and didn't want to be there, just saying it so they don't get accused of being sexist. If they really didn't want to be there then say no and leave, don't cry about it years later.

[@zacho7012]

What does nought mean lmao

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

Fuck all

[@P4T5H4RPify]

You mean "Nowt" ? Means 'Nothing '

[@elijahmwanga126]

Nowt….. nothing

[@WildPork]

Seems everyone else replying doesn't get it either. sphincter

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Nought, as in zero, as in the shape of her arsehole...

[@rhumzhy2760]

nought is not american lmfao

[@AM-hb6th]

actually first

[@samuelbarrett9403]

Is the Asian kiddie a Homosexual? Serious question.

[@simen5167]

😂

[@bensmith6009]

Once I was getting a dance in a strip club and the lady stopped because her Chinese takeaway had arrived and then sat at the bar in the nude eating chow mein very surreal experience

[@sophiemarie4241]

Thank you for your comment, I can't stop laughing.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

😂😂😂

[@kaylacarpenter272]

It's called dissociative trauma.

[@SD-oi9gr]

That’s hilarious that his friend threw the chips on lmao. Proper stitch up.

[@connorhenderson1540]

It was a dancer not his friend

[@billyblackford8051]

“Look at that nought” is the single most funny thing I’ve herd on this pod . Literally crying with laughter

[@jaredmiles981]

Its a South African slang phrase, absolutely hilarious though🤣🤣

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

I love Alfies aura. He has such a pure soul 🤗 Very funny video - well done all three of you for getting through it without completely losing it 😂 👏 ✌

[@cribscian]

Auras are made up mate 👍

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

Can Butler. Maybe. Maybe not. I think it's clear what I was refering to - he has a nice way about him, he gives off good vibes. Going off your comment - you give off wanker vibes but we can't all be special eh * mate* 😒

[@philleotardo8923]

He's actually a bit of a prick in real life this is all for camera

[@jackwarren861]

As a 19 year old lad a strip club seems like heaven , it’s not it’s full with middle aged men in suits that probably have a wife and kid at home it’s honestly a depressing atmosphere

[@jimmystaddon4252]

It may help to look at the women not the men 😂

[@jackwarren861]

@@jimmystaddon4252 🤣🤣🤣 fr tho weird af atmosphere geez you look around and like am I really one of these saddos 🤣

[@philleotardo8923]

Yeh full of sleazy bastards who prob earn 40k a year and think they're the dogs bollocks

[@rjflores438]

Strip clubs are horrible places for a man to visit. Loads of young hot almost fully naked women who all of a sudden show an interest in you to talk to you, just so they can drain the contents of your wallet for a 10 minute lapdance. Its best to stay away from these places, you lose your self esteem as well as your bank balance.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Oh fr the more time you spend in such a place the more paranoia grows thinking all women only want money

[@mrwendigo3374]

I only go to strip clubs just to drink and not the women lol even tho I can just go to a bar

[@jimmystaddon4252]

Mmm 40p. Thats brilliant 😂

[@GreenTreesAndFlowers]

“Hello Jack” “Alright mate” ahahaha

[@jakebeck-power6312]

Big up the sugar and spice

[@londoncity08]

hahahah big up sugar and spice

[@oNtuobAwoH]

Boys, I've been watching lots of clips for a while and one common denominator seems to be inconsistent audio levels throughout. I find myself turning the volume up to hear guests speak and then someone bursts laughing and destroys my ears and so on. Should probablzy try addressing it in the near future.

[@nosoul4233]

ive been to a strip club and it does nothing for me .. as fit as the girls are its just meh

[@Michael.OJackson]

Strip club meal deal? Chicken in a basket!

[@Liam-qn2kn]

How does alfie look likes hes getting younger

[@seizuregirlllll]

I remember, listening to this video on the strippers, talking about things that happen at the club. And one of them is them farting all over the place and even a girl who sharded while giving a guy a lap dance. Lmao

[@johnnysixx710]

What is uncomfortable about a strip cluck and I sincerely mean that please?

[@Tango-_-]

You are an Virgin. It is an hellfire sinful

[@OutsideDuhBox]

Ive had some of the best times/hottest chicks/even sexy time in some sizzlers as we call them. I guess it's better over here in the states. 😏