HOW YOUTUBERS SELL YOU AWFUL THINGS!

[@jaack]

Cheers to everybody that bought a calendar in the previous episode. It was a complete waste of your £6, but it made me slightly richer. I will spend the money wisely, on ALDI pack of 12 pigs in blankets.

[@samsjd3917]

Have a day off mate :) x

[@kjooftyoutubewontletmejust342]

JaackMaate woo yes

[@BiggestZay]

JaackMaate hi daddy

[@miadowell9361]

JaackMaate I always laugh so much when I watch these videos 😂

[@vunnah]

JaackMaate you could sell the confetti from the AMAZING zoella calendar... 😬 you could get like... £50 and then you would be able to take a day off! wooo!!!

[@MullanMedia96]

Hahahaha I love that there's at least one person on this website that addresses all the hypocrisy that goes on here

[@KD-uq2kj]

Mullan Media init. I love hearing the truth all these other youtubers are scared to say one thing out of line.

[@xfaisalxfm]

Exactly most of these youtubers are already brainwashing these kids 😂

[@jackhunter2952]

Idubbbz and h3h3 do it as well but they mostly do about American youtubers

[@WhateverWhenever888]

Same! I love how this guy is always so honest and doesn’t lie like all the other mainstream popular youtubers.

[@amberfrancesca2438]

Mullan Media yeh ik-never said they could t x

[@clareobrien2446]

'INFLUENZA' I'M CACKLING

[@pollycraig7208]

"You're basically just a bunch of sewer rats" Couldn't sum myself up better if I tried, cheers bro

[@rebeccafitzgerald4613]

Polly Craig I read that at the exact moment he said it lol 😆

[@TheGameFaceHD]

IN A SUIT! You got a bit of spare cash now from the Zoella vid? ;)

[@jaack]

+TheGameFaceHD robbed it from Primark

[@TheGameFaceHD]

haha, the glasses too?

[@fanglespangle110]

Only robbed the top too. He was doing this in his pants.

[@Char10tti3]

JaackMaate one step closer to becoming Lee Nelson. Jack you should definitely do a series of these at some point

[@ItzzTomoss]

You can buy a Zoella advent calendar again now :D

[@Itsqetsiyah]

I love your humour! 😂

[@Zylux]

Such an underrated KZbinr, deserves at least 1M

[@Norts101]

Zylux 2 years later on

[@JackHoward]

YEAH STAND AROUND TALKING ABOUT ME

[@jaack]

+JackHoward hahaha.

[@urgay9102]

😂😂😂😂

[@justjoxo]

As someone who's volunteered at sitc for the past 4 years. I can confirm that what Jack said about conventions is 110% total truth.

[@Georgiaporgieee]

‘It took a year to develop...confetti’ oh I love the shade😂🙈

[@hahahahaha5539]

“we’re creating jobs” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[@sav4627]

my day has been absolute SHITE. I need this right now. thanks Jack! appreciate you

[@jaack]

Tomorrow will probably be better. (Although it could be worse). Good luck!

[@OCarrolll]

JaackMaate jack, mate, can you be the father of my kids?

[@sav4627]

well. I'm studying French and today just wasn't my day youknow. I could form any clear/correct sentences and don't even get me started on the grammar. Sometimes I feel like I can't do this. I just have to remind myself from time to time to take it easy and not be so hard on myself. Thanks for asking. It feels good to rant for a little haha ;)

[@JakeBGoalkeeping]

Kimmy Beyah Jesus lmao that escalated quickly

[@elizabeth-mb3jp]

Sofie I literally read this whilst having a bad day because of my French class hahahah small world

[@thepeacetimebookclub3029]

Lol your comedy actually matters because you're often proving a point. I appreciate that.

[@beccalammin]

The red arrow omg 😂😂😂

[@heatherx422]

Becca Lammin omg I’m such a big fan !! Xxxx

[@chlo_Hufflepuff]

“The red arrow omg 😂😂😂” *uses the arrow but in different colours.*

[@PhyzikTalks]

This is literally one of the funniest, most well written and performed videos I've ever seen on KZbin. No Joke Jack you are so so funny, I found you through the calendar video (which was also absolutely hilarious) and I'm definitely gonna be a regular customer... I mean viewer now ;)

[@stonedagger2031]

Fuck viewer. We're all officially called sewer rats now 😂😂😂

[@MyNamesGT]

Been watching you since probably your very first 10 videos, always thought over the years you never got the recognition you deserved (probably due to on/off activity) but I’m glad you’re finally smashing it. I feel a bit like a proud dad finally watching his child grow up hahahah, good lad

[@ahndie564]

can i call you master baits?

[@jaack]

Call me whatever you want as long as you buy all the merch.

[@lilstenning]

B r o

[@lucyx8550]

Omg😂😂

[@north3290]

Fellow army’s on here

[@joshtimaz]

He was master baites when he was a teenager

[@xplayitlouderx]

FINALLY someone did the influenza/influencer joke.

[@christinescover8093]

I love how you still include Zoella's calendar in your video and thumbnail-sarcasm 😂

[@aatiqahgirach9944]

If you listen carefully you can almost hear that slight dig at Casper’s comment on “creating jobs” at the end 😂😂

[@jaack]

I don't know what you're talking about (double eye emoji)

[@swish5737]

JaackMaate (double eye emoji)

[@jaack]

I feel like this is just going to be a thread of people commenting (double eye emoji) now.

[@gemmakeane6155]

(single eye emoji) check your privilege

[@danigorman6158]

Bam! (double eye emoji)

[@ximjstagirlx]

'Don't you fucking dare even ask for a quid' crying hahaha

[@loisc6438]

Or when youtubers say "this merch will be selling out really quick so make sure you hurry up and order so you don't miss out" I highly f*cking doubt that.

[@Laura-rb4zz]

“Influenza” you’re not quite as bad as the freaking flu mate 😂

[@jaack]

I mean... I'm on par.

[@tomhayes413]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY LMFAO

[@pk9424]

Obsessed with this channel

[@charlotsart]

Omg the bit at 10:47 wow mocking how when caspar said if youtubers didn't "write" books the publishers wouldn't have a job as if they isn't a million and one other better books the publishers could release

[@jaack]

Hahahahahaha.

[@SophieCookeox]

I’m in love with your videos

[@jaack]

and me as a whole? Right? I need this Sophie.

[@SophieCookeox]

JaackMaate maybe a little bit, don’t push your luck 😉

[@pinkbettas587]

This was so funny! Loved it

[@jess.s704]

Went to KZbin homepage. Saw Oli whites new vlog. Yes!! Don't panic. I managed to find the phone in the thumbnail, followed the arrow....

[@alex_gaimar]

He has released two videos now. And they have three red arrows in total. Way to go!

[@paulusoh801]

Jess Sims i

[@yaraa9351]

im so glad you're finally getting the attention you deserve!!!

[@sarahbarlow1941]

i love how real you areeee !! i love when people dont sugar coat everything thank u thank u

[@nicolamckeating1644]

already love this

[@katie-hf1wu]

Nicola McKeating me too niole

[@nicolamckeating1644]

Kt Roberts did i finish it before you??

[@katie-hf1wu]

Nicola McKeating im not sure bby

[@Emma-wm9jg]

ktnatasha r creep

[@katie-hf1wu]

TheLittle Clips how am I a creep?

[@OfficialDeedee]

“They don’t even have 1000 subs” *laughs* Me: *looks at my sub count* *sees 508 subscribers* *cries* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chlo_Hufflepuff]

OfficialDeedee Try using a red arrow instead of a blue one.

[@OfficialDeedee]

PokeeLooper 405 Thank youuu! I guess? 😂

[@botecia2647]

OfficialDeedee I subbed 🤧😁

[@OfficialDeedee]

Lilly Batty ayyy thank you x

[@nataliaf6093]

917 now well done

[@skenguin]

I literally only discovered you 3 days ago and you are already my all time favourite fucking youtuber, don’t even fucking like youtubers but I actually love you.

[@adamlallana3413]

thanks professor baits

[@jaack]

Thank you for spelling my surname correctly.

[@robertlambert8628]

I died when you started roasting old white LMFAO

[@Hoane]

Needed this vid to come out at perfect timing had to watch willNE as a result

[@ProfessorAB]

This is so funny yet so true, great job Jack

[@cameronnn6582]

Great to see your channel finally getting the views it deserves, been watching since the project six days

[@jack36afc18]

Professor Baites? Nah you're Master Baites from now on.

[@LadetteM]

The answer to the question "How many weeks of content can JaackMaate get out of one Merch Joke?"

[@jaack]

The answer: find out come March 2018, when it stops.

[@LadetteM]

I'll be there!

[@darcielb2901]

“I’m so glad that red arrow is pointing at them toes or I’d still be searching to this day!” I am dead.

[@jackdavidson11]

Finally feel like after all these years jack has been able to find himself recently, like knows what he wants and that shows through so much. Real happy shits picking up for him!!!!

[@Kay-fx7uj]

Dude ive said it before and ill say it again, ur content is getting better and better

[@lewisjack432]

LOVE THE NEW FORMAT OF VIDEOS JAACK

[@Lucy-io1dg]

HAHAHHAHA I WATCHED THE FIRST 3 SECONDS AND STARTED LAUGHINGBHAHAHAHH

[@jaack]

MISSION COMPLETE

[@Lucy-io1dg]

HAHAHA

[@hanx440]

not that funny though is it

[@TragoMills97556UrNan]

kzbin.info/door/4MxDVuKaf4X1brS4U5gxkw

[@stonedagger2031]

@@hanx440 I refuse to believe you didn't laugh at least once during this video

[@hollysglory5147]

HELLO JACK youve my favourite youtuber since July and I just wanna say you deserve ALL the success youre getting recently. not to sound cliche your video always make me smile. Thank you

[@Fenrisakaedgelord]

The video we didn't ask for but we all needed..

[@laurae3236]

not far til 4k jack! you of all youtubers (i cringe everytime i say youtubers), deserve it! thank you for your continuously original and hilarious content. xo

[@MsCartoon23]

JaackMaate I found you by watching your review of Zoella's calendar. I've been binge watching your channel ever since. You're fucking fantastic and hilarious.

[@nikshitaraj7461]

Man you are growing so fast- I mean "our" channel is... 😂 While watching this video through out I was wondering how amazing "creater" you are! Smartest KZbinr I came across lately!!!! Good work !😝😝😝

[@catherineoliver4726]

hahahaha the notepad

[@jareddavies1699]

On a roll recently Jack, great to see as somebody who's watched you for years. Keep it up mate

[@mattyguest3761]

Jesus the only honest KZbinr 😂

[@turtlecombover2493]

Knocking it out the park lately Jack! great videos.

[@badmanners3079]

Jokes aside, this has a lot of truths behind it. I wouldn't be surprised if some creators have this mindset

[@forevernotnever]

Great video as always Mr. Bates. Also, congrats on nearly getting 400k, really well deserved!

[@sararahali9771]

"took us a year to develop... confetti" 😂 the shaaaade

[@jaack]

SPILLING TEA FOR LYFE

really proud of you at the moment mate. you're doing so well. completely smashing it x

[@justcalledkatie]

today i met a jake paul fan. she was a year 7 and probably depressed but i’m hoping that as a year 11 i can change her before i leave in june

[@liamfitzpatrick5950]

Killed it once again Jack (y)! Nice to see there are still KZbinrs around who are still concerned about creating content!

[@gemmakeane6155]

less than a minute in and jack has successfully blown any chance he ever had of a best fiends deal thank fuck, at least some things are still sacred.

[@hrhdaf]

Seriously cracked me up! Looks like your channel is finally starting to get the recognition it deserves.

[@thuza75]

You crack me the fuck up. I love your originality, your risky sense of humour! So refreshing in a world of disingenuity

[@mynameisdarcy9223]

Your channel is getting a lot more subs and it makes me chuffed because you’ve been making great content for ages

[@Frostadoodle]

well i followed all the steps and took notes but i still have some leftover " *moral integrity* ". any advice on how to get rid of this since i believe it may be getting in the way of me getting my reasonable goal of NINETY-TWO BILLION subscribers. thanks for the help.

[@chloejevons9870]

I love how real he is and doesn’t even try and hold back we need more people like this on the internet

[@ibidibi1]

This is fucking gold keep it up mate

[@itsdanieluk]

Jack mate your content is genuinely on point these days keep it up!!

[@EllieJayden]

Your content keeps getting better and better! Love it. :))

[@kjooftyoutubewontletmejust342]

YES. I HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR A NEW VIDEO.

[@emilyjadeeex]

Best Fiends 😂 Every KZbinr and their dog (most likely named Nala) was promoting that and you just know they weren't playing that sh*t.

[@brandonlee9142]

I’ve been here on this channel for 5 years, the third channel I ever subscribed too. I’m so happy your finally getting the recognition as the funniest British KZbinr. Carry on the way you’re going and by the start of 2019 you’ll have a million subscribers. I’m calling it now 😂

[@jaack]

I fucking hope Brandon. Can't even afford my shed at the moment.

[@SarahGraceNeal]

So much truth coming at me

[@bosimmer4015]

Your videos actually cheer me up on the daily !! Thank u Jack x

[@emilyjadeeex]

Just like to point out that Zoella has just uploaded a video containing a paid for advert.. after everything that's happened the past couple weeks you'd think she'd lay off selling crap to her fans for a bit.

[@kellyjay48]

FIT. Love this video! Your channel has been outrageously hilarious and on point lately.

[@swaggy3523]

Can't buy the merch, no big red arrow pointing to it

[@laurensusan3079]

Really happy your channel is growing so suddenly, been watching you for a long time you deserve it :-)

[@CapysGardenShop]

You’ve got to F’ing roast the Sacconejoly’s! 😂 (if ya haven’t already!)

[@Burt177]

You are a total comedy genius Jack! Been watching your videos for a couple years. This video has had me laughing throughout. A tangible step up. It’s total innovation. You’ll hit that million before end of new year. I’m one of your older subs at 44, so age (as you’ll discover) trumps talent when your looking for aspiring individuals. 😜 really love you man

[@ocooperr]

Not got 11 mins to spare Atm can’t wait to watch this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaack]

+Oli Cooper You’ve let your parents down

[@cloelivermore]

I only discovered you last week and I spent my whole Saturday hungover AF (spewing into a carrier bag, classy bird) and watching your videos, you’re bloody hilarious 😂😂

[@ImperialGaming]

WE got 10k Likes! Well done everyone WE did this as a Family!

[@majaw5965]

Every videos of yours is great :) Love your channel man ! Been a subscriber for years

[@dipper556]

Most original youtuber out there.

[@lalitanathdas3617]

This video is brilliant. Amazing job Jack.

[@sophieheehee7912]

Can we be called the click-baters? xoxoxoxoxox

[@naboolio8442]

Or Click-Maates 😄

[@hollysmith9669]

Only started watching you about a week ago but can safely say best KZbinr out there, so fucking funny and so honest! Keep at it Jack ❤️

[@xdiyanahx]

Omg about the ''we" part!!! SO TRUEE!! What we??? You don't subscribe to us nor like our videos, or share the revenue...

[@sadierose3045]

Literally love Jack's videos

[@Emily-pr1bo]

You have made my day 🙌🤓

[@cuzonlytimewilltell]

Honestly your videos just keeps getting better and better

[@kiera]

i looked good in this

[@raymondharrington4507]

1st like in 2 years

[@ojtin7788]

2 likes in 2 years

[@quandaledingle7271]

3 likes in 3 years

[@taylourambo]

I love how you're so real. I just subscribed from your Zoella vid, you're hilarious. I absolutely love you!

[@HiThere-pq7zp]

7:10 B)leech Was that on purpose?

[@nerdykeith]

I loved the Zoella references to her SUPER AMAZING merch jk. Love your comedy style!

[@MTLofficial]

This is SO true!!

[@user-vw6gs3yh3s]

Couldn't be happier for you jack, Content is somehow getting better and better and you're about to hit 400K.

[@thattipsyshrub6568]

This is actually worryingly accurate 😂😭