Reacting to Morgz & Alfie Deyes’ Worst Videos of 2019

[@jaack]

I’m back you lot! My mental health issues have hit hard the past 2 months. I’ve been crippled with OCD. A byproduct of this is horrendous self-doubt, so when I see you all commented, I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, it’s fucking lovely. YOU STILL CARE WTF?!

[@harryconnell6814]

of course we care your beautiful son of a bitch, stay strong mate we’re all here for you x

[@e.m.2230]

JaackMaate We all love you, take care of yourself! 💜

[@will.42069]

Great video jack took a while though 🤔

[@dsk1359]

Yes we do, you're the funniest guy on KZbin mate ❤

[@jaack]

Fuck... almost forgot... honeycomb on the brie

[@thomasroberts2234]

Us normal people: put a star on the tree Tories: honeycomb on the Brie

[@ABirdi]

Alfie: But I am not a Tory

[@bakabaka974]

*Roses are red* *Put a star on the tree* *Alfie deyes is a torie* *Honeycomb on the brie*

[@pointless5641]

XXXXXDDDDDDD

[@MrHellomattie]

Honeycomb on the brie is just the Tory version of beans and burgers

[@matti0144]

MrHellomattie ha

[@oscar6890]

😂😂

[@jessgunn7300]

I will never tire of watching jack take the piss out of Alfie again and again lmfao

[@smileyparto]

👏🏻

[@markdews8168]

2019: Beans and Burgers 2020: Honeycomb on the Brie

[@danhoweson6732]

and now its been made merch

[@rienne2428]

I was gonna like the comment but I saw it had 666 likes and I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

[@benfarmer-webb1016]

Alfie: I'm not a Tory Also Alfie: HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE

[@Adam-qx2lt]

Ben Farmer-Webb what is a tory?

[@thereaper7150]

Adam 01 a conservative i think

[@jackdavidson4775]

Adam 01 a nonce who wants the U.K. to get fucked over and they won the election so we are fucked

[@5uper5kill3rz]

Adam 01 there’s two types of Tory, the upper middle class who think they’re superior to everyone else and really stupid northerners

[@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-]

yea food is defo a good indicator of political stance *rolls eyes* twat

[@abiii203]

Alfie: I’m not a Tory Also Alfie: *pays people to come over and make him breakfast* Also Also Alfie: “aRe We iN tEsCo”

[@kiambo1601]

*Teschcho*

[@ASLUHLUHC3]

That was sponsored

[@jimzimmer2048]

We’re not all rich

[@louise5353]

aw you really do like to complain don't you 🤡

[@ferideeryilmazz]

What does Tory means

[@Tom-vu1wr]

I think he was saying "R we in Tesco" to emphasise that he wasn't in Waitrose

[@Kcc8256]

Tom E I don’t know why everyone thinks he went to Waitrose for the reduced stuff when it was Tesco which is a average food store.

[@paigeveronique4769]

Why was his dad locked in the back garden 😂

[@joewhite4456]

Just sat on the bench staring into nothingness.

[@paigeveronique4769]

Joe White 😂😂😩

[@pinkphoenixvids]

LMFAO

[@InvaderTan1]

@@joewhite4456 Probably wondering where he went wrong with his son XD

[@kayholley]

@@InvaderTan1 😂

[@elliejones66]

The thing with Jack is he doesn’t upload that often but when he does it’s an absolute banger of a video Keep up the good work, glad you are feeling better ❤️❤️❤️

[@ella-graceryall1587]

Ayyy he liked it! Star struck.

[@katierose9501]

He’s baaaaaack *honeycomb on the brie*

[@jimjim506]

Oiiiiiiiii

[@bakabaka974]

‘ ‘ ‘~_*Honeycomb on the Brie!*_~’ ‘ ‘ *OOOIIII*

[@kiambo1601]

Honeycomb on the brie Oiiii

[@elodie7325]

I'm so glad Joe sugg is more successful still than Alfie and zoe have been for the last 3 years

[@csgo9298]

I hate all three of them

[@kayholley]

Same

[@kayholley]

@@rhiannawalker217 I didn't say I was mate

[@kayholley]

@@rhiannawalker217 because I idolise him-

[@kayholley]

@@rhiannawalker217 literally nobody believes it, stop acting like an idiot mate.

[@emmalangmaid7838]

On the first day of Christmas, a Tory gave to me... a piece of HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE

[@lauraburston4222]

Emma Langmaid underrated comment

[@victoriajane8486]

You should market that 👌

[@eleanorhumphries3994]

honey comb on the brie in a terrifying, breathy, tory, tone: ooooooiiiiiihhhh

[@elliefoster9432]

Eleanor Humphries fuck off with that Tory shit you can be common af and vote for em

[@massivegoose549]

ellie foster ok Tory

[@preeti2825]

@@elliefoster9432 ok sad chavvy slag that lives in a council estate x

[@elliefoster9432]

sHaDiLy sHoOk says the one that votes labour x

[@preeti2825]

ellie foster I don’t vote labour x

[@gman210977]

I've never heard of Morgz before and to be honest with you, I never want to see him and his family again. What an annoying human being.

[@sophiasmith6111]

🤣

[@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee]

that must have been a shit way to end 2019 for you XD

[@ashtondownes3318]

you’re really not missing out

[@ellajenkinson4704]

Lucky you

[@MizziProductions]

I’m crying. At this point his family look like they’re being held at gunpoint and forced to act while awaiting (hoping for) death.

[@mediapunkk]

alfie: “i am not a Tory” alfie: *complains about having to use tap water in his living off £1 a day video*

[@yemenisnicket1289]

*"I may be $100 dollars down but I'm aiming for Gooky..."* Alright Jill, easy on the slurs eh?

[@4oggie]

Fih Hih right, well, u didn’t. Did u?

[@pyrrhichos]

omfg shsksksj

[@tiimsmiith1130]

Alfie Deyes is more Tory than Boris Johnson!

[@josh44026]

He is more posh

[@chickenfoot2423]

i mean w h a t

[@watevermynameis7258]

alfie: honeycomb on the brie *beard comb has left the chat*

[@kaylagirl1611]

Not a soul: Jill Hudson: GUKKI

[@emmalewis118]

Jack - forgot to mention the fact his dad was LOCKED outside sitting on a bench in the rain

[@ct8369]

Yep you watched the video well done

[@princessladytanya]

It's sad to see that somebody that is so naturally talented can have so much self doubt, I know there's nothing anybody can say that will really convince you but just know, you make a lot of people happy. Wishing you a very happy Xmas, all the best for 2020 xx

[@Mia-kf4pw]

everyone: Elf on the Shelf Alfie and his Tory friends: Honeycomb on the Brie

[@DanteDMC3]

Shop: *is called Poundland* Morgz a BRITISH RESIDENT AND OF BRITISH DECENT: DoLlAr StOrE

[@dmharvey8083]

If “Martin in the back with a semi” isn’t on a T-shirt at some point in the future we have a failed.

[@kiambo1601]

I wanna see those Jillie's back with a special side of Martins beans & burgers Needs to be one aswell or something like: Martins special beans & burgers

[@estellar227]

“Are we in Tesco?” 🤦‍♀️WTH😂😂

[@jessicastark4811]

Makes me laugh they have the name Tesco on the trolley.

[@meg5323]

If it ain't Waitrose, it's not worth remembering 😂

[@annaanne5031]

Ok this is so random and you probably wont care AT ALL. But tesco was made my a man and his wife, they put there names together. Im not sure about the mans name but they took Co from his name and Tes from his wife Tessas name. Cute, right? Just a fun fact.

[@estellar227]

anna anne that is so cute. I never knew that😊

[@lez3483]

@@annaanne5031 no... The man was called Cohen, that was his surname and then he took the initials of his suppliers name (a guy who sold tea) to get the tes part 😂😂

[@rjbecca1955]

No one: Jill: I’m aiming for Gooci

[@cristyronaldosewi]

RJ Becca We all love a bit of Gookey

[@rosief222]

Why does Morgz always say dollar instead of pound

[@raymondharrington4507]

gets paid in dollars

[@kayholley]

Idk

[@iamscaredofbread4357]

aimed towards kids and I assume more British kids know dollars more than American kids know pounds. I could be wrong tho

[@raymondharrington4507]

@@iamscaredofbread4357 no its cuz he gets paid in dollars

[@iamscaredofbread4357]

@@raymondharrington4507 ok

[@litjiver]

Nobody: Alfie: ThERe iS HoNEyCOmb On ThE BriE

[@elizasiddall2330]

FaZe WoofCat oooooihhh

[@lorigirlsweet]

No one: Jack: hOneY coMb oN tHe BrIE

[@Mage0pure]

Oiiiiiiiii

[@elizeyt]

‘I’m not actually a big fan of mulled wine... ‘cause I didn’t vote Tory’ THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[@zofiajosie]

so we’re all just gonna ignore that jill pronounces it “gookie”

[@darraghandthesurfbenders1058]

cause its a pisstak

[@kiambo1601]

I want some *gookie* clothes for my birthday

[@duncanlucy2]

Just saying it's a joke

[@craigdinho9268]

It was a joke..

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

I was reading your comment the moment she said that 😂

[@charlesizzard5217]

Thing is Alfie isn't even posh, he's just rich. Sums up all the gear and no idea

[@frosty_teacup]

Honestly, the difference between people from old money and new money is mad and comparing them makes new money people seem like a joke

[@Chazza534]

Ok Charles

[@meg5323]

Northerners: BEANS N BURGERS Southerners: Honeycomb on the brie

[@lizsowerby3868]

I can’t believe he didn’t know that he was in Tesco that’s so bad.

[@ethanbutler7866]

He's probably used to Tory shops like Waitrose.

[@rubym5173]

Ethan Butler and marks and spencer’s

[@frosty_teacup]

@@leonb5293 what about the co-op?

[@Kcc8256]

He said he was in tesco 😂

[@amyy2403]

he’s an absolute twat i couldn’t believe it, like how do you not know the fucking shop you walked into?!

[@pepper12399]

Why was Alfie’s dad locked outside 😫😭😂

[@charleighmikkan]

*jacks impression of alfie’s dad sounds like the narrator of “come dine with me”.*

[@spaceonion4126]

Do you mean Big Brother ? Swear come dine with me guy is southern

[@ella5314]

i hear that too

[@michaelgibbs514]

Broke: Beans and burgers Woke: Honeycomb on the brie

[@izzyalmond8946]

Alfie: Living on a pound for a day Also alfie: Honeycomb on the brie Also jack love your videos cause your so funny and your honest and youtube lacks those two elements

[@macbunnymuffin6768]

Honeycomb on the brie killed me. I had flash backs of when the tory family in front of me once exclaimed "we forgot the quiche!" whilst going to the beach for a picnic

[@pearlscnt3818]

jack: let’s be positive :) also jack: *tHaT wOulD bE fUcKinG bOriNg*

[@kgirl1707]

you’re genuinely hilarious mate i love u 😭😭✋

[@kgirl1707]

also i just saw ur tweet, my fave pizza is pepperoni pizza heheh

[@ell9910]

Isn't he my dad loves these vids too lol

[@connorthompson7683]

@@joshualambert954 stfu

[@krissybee123]

@@ell9910 The lack of punctuation really confused me at first and I had to reread the sentence to understand what you were trying to say lmao.

[@OrIloz]

I cannot believe that Alfie Deyes still being relevent in 2019.

[@meganmorrow6848]

He’s just not though

[@mcuniboob]

his most watched video in the last year has literally only got 888k views, my most watched video has almost 4k views and i have 12 subs, Alfie has WAAAAY more than that, but a much lower sub to view ratio, and I'm irrelevant as fuck sorry if this just sounded like me flexing, it wasn't, it was just me making a comparison to a smaller channel, which just so happened to be myself

[@TypicalZain]

😂😂😂😭

[@jimjim506]

@@mcuniboob subbed to you purely for this comment.

[@romyelise2318]

Still trying to be relevant*

[@moosescreant0697]

The reason the to-do list was so long coz the whole thing was Hit the nail Pass the hammer Receive the hammer Over and over again

[@bangitybangbabang]

I still don't understand what they were trying to accomplish, I fear it may haunt me forever.

[@ScarlieWarly]

Bald Martin: Beans an burger OR Alfie: Honeycomb on the brie

[@chantellestevenson8114]

There is nothing is worse in this world than Alfie Deyes. Merry Christmas

[@jessiedoherty1186]

Chantelle Stevenson morgz

[@MurrayHerts]

Yeah Morgz is way worse, at least Alfie is quiet

[@chantellestevenson8114]

I feel like Morgz videos are over the top and crazy voices to entertain younger audience tho... doesn’t seem authentic. So I’m a way, doesnt that make Alfie worse? Because Alfie doesn’t know that he’s a posh, ignorant torie who has honneycomb on his brie haha

[@MurrayHerts]

Morgz couldn't be any less authentic, his mum sounds 100% scripted in everything she says, it's bizarre

[@baokachi9767]

Except for you..

[@emfrances7318]

no one: alfie: Honeycomb on the brie

[@economomc8916]

Em Frances *beard comb on the brie

[@MRticehurst10]

No one: Literally no one: Alfie when he sees Honeycombe on the Brie: OoOoiiii

[@darramuldoon7745]

Nobody: Alfie: "HoNeYcOmB oN tHe BrIe"

[@ethandalton6480]

Last time I was this early Jack still had a jaw.

[@franticranter]

“I don’t really like mulled wine, because i didn’t vote tory”

[@countryboy3589]

Obsessed w/ ur profile pic. Claudia winkleman is too iconic for this world and that’s def my fav pic of her lmao

[@sophiaclayton153]

No one in Tesco : Alfie inside tesco: are we in Tesco ?

[@TheFreshTrimofBelAir]

13:08 Me: Recognises trolley comes from Tesco in the background Alfie: Didn’t even notice the big red Tesco sign outside the shop (Then again the word Tesco isn’t really in a Tory’s vocabulary)

[@frosty_teacup]

His mouth autocorrects Tesco to Waitrose

[@jimzimmer2048]

Frosty Teacup I’m not rich I only make low 6 digits

[@chrisupton5521]

*The real North/South divide:* Northerners - Beans and burgers Southerners - Honeycomb on the brie

[@matz2840]

Alfie: i'm not a tory Everyone else: 🤔

[@Harry-di4wm]

“I don’t drink mulled wine” “I’m not a Tory” xD

[@Emmanuel-bq8yp]

corbyn over boris but they're both clowns just boris is a massive lying racist clown

[@JohnnyTurnerMusic]

Ahh i feast on the tears of the socialist lefties after the election!

[@wizardsSleeve488]

@@JohnnyTurnerMusic you say that as if it benefits you. How does voting for Boris benefit your life?

[@tom.b4461]

@@wizardsSleeve488 It could for all you know.

[@joegilbert3149]

@@wizardsSleeve488 When has a socialist government even been successfully seriously this country would be bankrupt if Corbyn and Diana Abbot would be in change how can you take that shit serious 😂😂

[@carrie7994]

Alfie saying what supermarket are we in is a pisstake I can tell what shop I'm in by looking at the print of the lino flooring FFS

[@leilasanderson5148]

"I dont drink mulled wine, I didn't vote tory" what a classic thank you

[@tara_ella699]

Why is no one talking about how Jill says Gucci😂😂

[@DarkAngel71180]

Tara_Ella cuz a lot of people say it like that, Gucci did an ad campaign for one of their collections where they spelled it 'Guccy' just for that collection, so people started pronouncing it the way Jill does in the video.

[@rosvokisu]

GUKKI

[@JR-xy6br]

Ikr

[@cithrichdidntwakeup3812]

Why does it matter? She says it normally

[@ramaeo1264]

Gookie

[@myshkinurmom2]

Was his dad on time out or something😂

[@Ralph_Cifaretto_]

Mate, I genuinely look forward to seeing you’re videos when they pop up, and I can imagine I’m speaking on behalf of all your viewers. We always want to see you. You’ve never lost your touch, in fact you’ve gotten better. So please don’t doubt yourself, because we will support you in any crisis you have, and always look forward to your videos.

[@nasserchauhdry2858]

Alfie: I’m not a Tory Also Alfie: Zoe get some honey comb on the Brie

[@darrenhatfield4578]

The age old competition! Beanz n Burgerz? Or Honeycomb on the Brie?

[@erinthompson831]

Anyone : nothing Alfie : *locks dad in garden*

[@jennacraig9671]

Please release a tee shirt with "Honeycombe on the Brie" on it. I'd buy 10.

[@Thegoodwitch333]

Jenna Craig you’re getting your wish 😂

[@fletcho909]

Can we petition to get Jack and Alfie in a room together please?

[@KitschyBitsch]

Honeycomb-on-the-Brie sounds like a village in the Cotswolds. Alfie’s is worse. Good to have you back.

[@ellisrose5493]

nobody: tories: honeycomb on the brie

[@charlotteh2907]

Nobody: Tories: ArE wE In TEscO?

[@beth-772]

Why are they saying dollar instead of Poundland??

[@thedoomguy6539]

Grace Palmer Not if they’re entering a store called ‘Poundland’

[@divinee4330]

Beth - Probs to suit their American fans. They’re sellouts.

[@Rohini1993]

The funniest part was you just kicking off at the “are we in Tesco?” Omg 😂😂😂

[@faec0re115]

the Tory joke hit me i’ve been trying to forget that i could’ve had free uni

[@ThatguyMatt19]

In some socialist parellel universe yes maybe , in the real world no

[@SpaceDementia_]

@@ThatguyMatt19 All those 'parallel universe' european countries eh

[@ThatguyMatt19]

Why dont you move to one of those countries then?

[@SpaceDementia_]

@@ThatguyMatt19 haha are you a kid?

[@ThatguyMatt19]

Walking down the noncey road right now

[@ceilxcvi]

Been looking forward to a new vid from you, mate - glad you’re back!

[@user10996]

your face when they was hammering the tree😭 i was screaming🤣🤣 this video was amazing just life all of them keep up the good work😌

[@ellenrebeccadavies2246]

“I’m not a big fan of mulled wine because I didn’t vote Tory” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 LOL

[@Bluetoffee1993]

Hahahaha political jokes Hahaha haha

[@shockrat.cosplay6983]

Alfie looks like he has capital gums and lowercase teeth 😂

[@toffiet3347]

Ik I'm late but this is the best thing I've ever read

[@heathery1]

Seriously, this video is a gem every time I watch it, but this comment is fucking gold ⭐

[@SH-ys5bg]

I'm late to the party but your comment is gold 😂

[@HassanAli-rb5hq]

Alfie Deyes nailing trees in 2019, when the planet needs them, absolutely sickening scenes

[@amieb1493]

Umm are you aware of what the rest of the worlds does?

[@Ben-eg1uk]

Big gill: oh no i landed on poundland Morgz: Trip to dollar store

[@sfoster.23]

There’s two kinds of people: Dark Fruit Mulled Wine ... and never the twain shall meet

[@danlewis5977]

Twas the week before Christmas and not a creature was stirring But then Alfie awoke as zoes kitty she was purring. He hopped out of bed with a spring and a skip He couldn't wait to go to Tesco on his Christmas shopping trip Zoe it's christmas he managed to say He had no worries about only spending £1 that day. Let's all sing and dance as we put up the tree Hold on, what's that. Honeycomb on the brie??

[@robinbeaven6050]

Love it!

[@alexemily5945]

Dan Lewis thats fuckin brilliant 😂😂

[@niamhw9208]

Pulitzer Prize winning quality that is

[@dhensnjshehenehhehehs4725]

Dan Lewis amazing

[@connairestubbs3496]

Genius

[@maria7694]

Lol when you called out Alfie for saying he was busy it reminded me of how he recently said in an article that due to vlogging he hadn't slept for four years because he's been so busy when he forgets that on the vlogs they've shown them in bed after waking up or before going to sleep a lot and they've often talked about how he wakes up later than Zoe

[@mrmilnzy9727]

Martin: still got a semi Alfie: Honeycomb on the Brie ooooiiiii

[@nathanr5737]

That’s one of the hardest questions anyone has ever asked me

[@Paulinatrubas]

Alfie’s voice just goes straight through me. Took all my strength to sit through that second half of the video.

[@sophiasmith6111]

Agreed - but do you really think he’s more annoying then morgz????

[@GreaseMonkeyNath17]

Yes

[@awfulwoman]

He speaks like he’s wearing someone else’s teeth, and everything he says is vapid, brainless and aimless. I feel ya

[@DreamOfGenie]

Honestly he’s so gormless. He desperately needs some elocution lessons so it sounds like he actually cares when he speaks.

[@guacamolefries4220]

I’ve just discovered something There’s honeycomb on the Brie

[@ThemeParkMagicyt]

Honeycomb on the Brie Gees how many advent calendars did they sell to afford that?

[@jullsubs]

No one: Not even jack: Morgz mum: *merch*

[@frosty_teacup]

MUUURCH

[@luc4299]

“Honeycomb on the Brie”. Whispers softly “oiiiii”

[@BangtansMomma]

“Shoddy little crack dens with a few mars bars on the shelf” 😂😂😂😂

[@reindeerage]

i can't stop fucking screaming about this lmfaoooooooooo

[@ditsypixie3219]

I burst into tears when Alfie stopped and said "are we in Tesco?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielleforder]

Jack reaction is amazing 🤣

[@elllou1254]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jack: HoNEycoMB oN ThE BriE

[@MissUgg]

The worst is Alfie, his voice, not knowing Tesco...honeycomb on the brie

[@emmaa3095]

when i heard “is this tesco” i just thought of that video *the ghetto OH the ghetto*

[@emilycreswell6907]

“everyone’s completed the chubby bunny challenge” 😭😭😭

[@AndroidOverlord]

Don't think I've ever been this early so here's a comment for the algorithm.

[@skyedaley3729]

Poundland’s pretty good to be honest not even Lying

[@everythingrs6693]

I'm a manager in a Poundland warehouse, cheers G 🤣

[@skyedaley3729]

EverythingRS good job mate 😂👍

[@b3An404]

@@everythingrs6693 you're a fuckinnn legend maaaate

[@myprofilemyopinion2445]

I love how you kept playing back how busy they are whilst hammering a flipping nail in a big branch 😂

[@joecannonball3743]

2020 but still: HoNEycOMb On THe BrIE

[@nathanr5737]

10:00am and he’s already consumed alcohol 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@jilliannewton4139]

Always Alfie as the worst! Dunno how he is so popular! Sounds like his tongue has been burnt by soup

[@jusu-craftangel]

😀

[@Kcc8256]

Why you taking the piss out of people with lisps?

[@jilliannewton4139]

Katiecc1254 xxx 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sohailrahman-blake3633]

Beans and burgers Honeycomb on Brie The channel that keeps on giving 😂

[@bunny_cosplays]

i can’t watch this on the train. i’m gonna cry laugh