JaackMaate's Awful Tattoos (And Why He Regrets Them)

Jaack strips off and shows the boys his worst tattoos and explains how they all came to be permanently on his body.
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[@hnnh621]

"You're atheist" "Yeah but my nan's dead" Omg 😂🤦‍♀️

[@fletchersavva7997]

Hannah Travers 😂😂😭 this moment cracked me up

[@olympiavitali9035]

"αδελφη ψυχη" is literally "sister soul" in greek but that's how we say "soulmate" so don't worry lol

[@Midwestgothicc]

oh boi is it similar to twin flame?

[@JimboD237]

The worst tattoos ever are people who get mum and dad on each arm

[@firstnamelastname5612]

Or the generic sleeve. There's at least one million lads in the UK with a fucking rose or clock on there arm😂dickheads!

[@luttefisk]

daquan shermont III that’s so true😂.

[@jodalinasparty9718]

Hahahaha yesss my psycho ex had that 😭

[@firstnamelastname5612]

@@jodalinasparty9718 if I get witchu you can have two of those

[@SuperFred001]

@@firstnamelastname5612 they spread around the world sadly

[@shaunarose5351]

Who else thinks jack should go on tattoo fixers if he wants his chest one fixed??

[@skylarjohnson7779]

no because they'll just make it worse.

[@bleh1546]

@money tyreace it's only "amazing" on the show mate 🤷‍♀️ editing does wonders

[@sarahkelly473]

There’s loads of people who’ve had their tattoos ruined by the tattoo fixers, look into it I think you’ll be shocked

[@markncl100]

"He thought it was Norwich Castle" Stevie's throwaway lines are immense.

[@ASecondOfSilence]

The exact translation of "Αδερφή Ψυχή" actually translates to Soul Sister, but it does mean Soulmate in Greek. Don't worry maate, all good!

[@olympiavitali9035]

Yiota Kastriti νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος ελληνας που βλεπει τον jack χαχαχ 😂

[@ruqayyahqadri6618]

Get a "live laugh love" tattoo if you want something classy that you wont regret

[@depressedsimp8858]

definitely wont regret 😂

[@spillthetea6550]

Or “weird people scare me” to be a little quirky and unique

[@JOB-kz2sb]

@The DX Network You're edgy.

[@olliemabb7607]

Ruqayyah Qadri no that’s what you have on the living room wall on your house🤣

[@vhshshshsjskakal]

Ohhh, that's why the cameras are weird sometimes.

[@Shroudey]

Yeah I thought they might have had something like this set up because sometimes it's way too jumpy, kinda wish they just edited it manually tbh lol

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Editing manually would mean each clip would take us an extra 5/6 hours to edit.

[@Shroudey]

@@HappyHourPodcast Oh yeah trust I know how much work editing is lol, and to be fair the fact you have that kind of setup is pretty cool, just mean it can be a little hard on the eyes sometimes when it keeps jumping when people are laughing etc

[@ryanelewis1379]

@@Shroudey it's a podcast...

[@vhshshshsjskakal]

Happy Hour Podcast it doesn't bother me, I just love listening to the podcasts.

[@ChippysCouch]

It’s so funny because I remember my friend coming up to me in school with a photo of your Ben Howard tattoo and going ‘mate look at this tattoo Jack got, look how fucking cool this is’

[@benparker1602]

Joker? Nah mate jigsaw

[@Reecster97]

Contender for video of the year

[@wazzo5129]

*why he ragrets them

[@tomwilkinson9376]

ragrets hahahahah

[@sonnyparker5231]

TomOTPE lolll

[@eoghanbreathnach4921]

Nice reference

[@jack36afc18]

Just do a joe Weller and get a brand deal to have them removed

[@klaraxkat_k6454]

He posted the joker tattoo on twitter and it's actually really fucking good, like the amount of detail it might as well be a picture glued to his body. Heath ledger's joker is the only face tattoo I would consider getting, so I'm pretty impressed

[@nathankirk6192]

Do a video showing your tattoos please would be great

[@PlainVlogs]

Anyone else surprised by how the camera focuses on who’s talking

[@hayouwerewrong8788]

PlainLuke I mean it makes sense

[@DUNNY14465465473]

It’s called editing you twat

[@hannahbellxoxo2414]

DARXGAMING 😂😂😂😂

[@PlainVlogs]

No, he said that the camera automatically switches to whoever is talking at that moment; specifically for the reason to avoid editing.

[@EasyJayce]

PlainLuke or the editor just puts the cam on whos talking...

[@robcoward6326]

Lol. Jack's Greek accent sounded Welsh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-mg7ij4gp4m]

"soul sister" jahahahaha

[@leedsunitedway9511]

I once saw a guy with his post code tattooed on him

[@MjolnirMarks]

McAndrewlad 1 - I’ve met a few hip hop artists in Aus with their local dialing code.

[@gabrielrodda2455]

I know someone with their postcode on their arse after a night out in Benidorm

[@UltimateIrishRebel]

A "poke ball". Jesus lol

[@perry813]

The Drake one is an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. Lots of other artists have used it too

[@unoriginalog836]

I've watched this like 8 times and I laugh all the time... 'soul sister' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrpartington7]

I know the tattooist he is talking about, he tattooed me and took 2 hours to do some shading in one small area. The artist was called Fish. True story.

[@yellowsyellows9150]

What shop is it at?

[@mrpartington7]

@@yellowsyellows9150 Manchester Ink near the coach station

[@krystalmethany1177]

Soulsister is actually "aderfi psixi", in Greek it means soulmate

[@Merkerygm]

i remember you getting these tats then going reading or leeds festival back in the day

[@Merkerygm]

never mind vfest... i should have watched before commenting

[@joygrimmett7356]

I piss myself at every podcast and I luv Jack lmao

[@haz9808]

Like the chemistry between these 3

[@lozzab8349]

I got the strongbow logo tattood on my arm only for them to change the logo a few days after 😂🙈

[@markr8690]

"she isn't an angel" "I like the symbolism" "Okay..." "Right..." I loved that

[@walzy8130]

You think jack of all people would have no tattoos he regrets

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

Hooray sound sorted

[@unoriginalog836]

This vids a classic, so funny

[@baileyshaw1335]

The scary maze game is the exorcist 🥴

[@tomc4935]

Maybe if you gain like 200 pound your chest will be wide enough for us to read your Ben Howard song quote.

[@DanSan97]

Stevie looking like Badger from breaking bad

[@mitch9225]

Nahhhh mate, jigsaw

[@24creatrix1]

It's funny that you said "Only God Can Judge Me" on your back, because that was my first tattoo 😂😂 shoulder to shoulder, it's not even small lol

[@estopesto2647]

Poke ball? It's pokéball geez hahah

[@rjpper9824]

When my grandkids say dad dad whose that man on your arm why are his grandkids calling him dad 😂😂

[@abbie6338]

12:31 why his grand kids calling him dad. Wouldn’t his kids call him dad

[@Bllairy]

10:22 more like Example 😂😂😂

[@blahgraffiti]

What happened to the full episode it dissapeared last night

[@GCMYT]

i can relate to some shitty ink that i regret..jack ever wished you had a blank canvass?

[@loum9560]

Scary maze game isnt from saw its it's own thing!! On level 3 you had to concentrate really hard to try and get your mouse through the maze and a scary face pops up😂

[@CONVERSE1991]

I thought the Scary Maze Game was the girl from The Exorcist

[@DR28089]

Hahaha Alfie has definitely seen that video ‘You’re Joker!’ ‘Nah mate Jigsaw’ ‘Joker?’ ‘Jigsaw...You wanna play a game?’

[@josephiliff2277]

did you not think, when editing the video together and it was CLEAR that nobody could see the tattoo on Alfie's arm due to the fact it was covered by the mic stand that it would be a good idea to get a pitch of it to put up in post?

[@ellabritcher]

I cry every night of a tattoo too 😂

[@tearssssss9292]

Are we just going to ignore how he said pokebal?

[@AlessioVerrecchia]

14 minutes of talking about tattoos yet 0 were shown

[@c_holding8564]

It's a podcast, not channel 4 mate

[@Al_o_bri]

He’s just shooting a video based on tattoo fixers mate don’t worry

[@tompollard854]

fully rate it Jack G. I have got the bad sketch of Walter on my leg!

[@yungsativa2359]

don't worry me and 5 of my mates all got the word SHUSH tattooed on us after a night out so it could be worse

[@DraperH]

i swear everyone has an avocado tattoo

[@joshlucas2350]

Oiiii where’s true geor urs video gone the David Ikie one

[@superevil1621]

10:22 sounds like Elliot Crawford

[@kaylejakins8844]

I loved breaking bad so major respect 😂

[@iXtraordinaire]

Jack, I’ve been watching you since before you got your tats. Actually slightly gutted you regret them

[@gothelvis3541]

The lines were shakey too by the looks of it

[@catastrophiccarrots5626]

i am planning to get "Made in Britain" on the soul of my foot

[@meep1308]

Amazing

[@citizenfourteen2781]

Is the guy with the green beanie the actor from Someone Marry Barry? wtf

[@jessicacheetham1308]

I still don't think your grandkids will be calling you Dad mate. Not quite how the family tree works

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

In Norwich it does

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

In Norwich it does

[@a_watch_enthusiast2149]

Why do most first tattoos starts with, yeah had it done in some guys house. I was the aame, did find out quarter of the way through that he suggested from regular and very bad Seizures so thanks fuck he didn't have one while doing the tattoo although looking at it you wouldn't think he might have.

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

The quote was also lyrics sung by Lady Antebellum. I don't think that's too bad. I wonder if she or Drake did it first.

[@perry813]

LitAfuseiCantStop It’s an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. So she would have done the same

[@BenjaminGeorgePearce]

Joker? Nah mate Jigsaw

[@The-hidden]

Ben 6 want to play a game?

[@nathanr5737]

Wait his mum let him get a tatoo at 16?!

[@tinksmith4964]

He really should start a go fund me... I also have lots of tattoos & I can’t imagine not thinking 10/10 of all of them.

[@JimothyJohn]

He's got enough money as it is

[@Mark3Spark]

1.33 you want a little mushroom or something

[@ashton2507]

No need to explain

[@Helloooooo]

Why did jack and Stevie not speak?

[@elisblud]

10:21 howwww does he sound like tøp I'm not offended tho its jaackmaate and he mentioned my favourite band tøp soo

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

If you want tatts next year but don't know what you want, FUCKING DONT. take some time to think about it I took 13years before I settled and now I'll never regret it.

[@shuvision576]

Stevie dude if you don't have an idea about a tattoo . Probably don't get a tattoo mate

[@sammoylan2144]

Rose, pocket watch, compass, lion, tiger, skull and angels. Copy, paste 😭🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ amazing how many plain janes the world has. Be a projector, not a reflector.

[@LouisJoshua]

Why is he saying "Poke ball"... it's po-key-ball ffs

[@310BPM]

why it is spelled pokeball, then?? do you say pokey mans, too?? xD

[@LouisJoshua]

ケイリーたん It has an accent over the e that I couldnt be bothered to type

[@310BPM]

@@LouisJoshua i bet you do say pokey mans.. lol..

[@LouisJoshua]

ケイリーたん it’s po-key-mon. Pretty simple mate

[@fuju7871]

@@LouisJoshua so the syllables are stretched? Instead of pokeyball it's pronounced poh-keyy-ball Or is there something else to it

[@thebrucedog8997]

I’m 17 and have the majority of my legs tattooed. This video makes me worried about how I will feel in 10 years

[@ConnorBates1]

TheBruceDog depends what you have tattooed on it

[@thebrucedog8997]

@connor uk ive got a sleeve on my right leg dedicated to my grands who passed away (don’t think I’ll regret that one) and the other leg has a few band logos on them which I do like right now however I know this is something some people my age do and then regret. Hopefully I dont end up regretting them as I got stroked for them because the artist knew he could charge me more

[@hugohewitson8470]

TheBruceDog you’ll regret the memorial tattoos and you’ll laugh about the band tattoos

[@ruqayyahqadri6618]

Why are you getting tattooed at 17?

[@fatkingii1092]

TheBruceDog what logos you got lad?

[@charlieday1818]

How can you get pushed over by someone who’s putting something on you for the rest of ur life lol

[@Softestbxn]

Yeah but my nans dead ffs 😂😂😂

[@Fuckthishandle1]

No Ragrets

[@Franklinstein123]

Poke Ball 😂 how can you possibly think its pronounced like that

[@MOO67204]

Jamie Oliver mouth

[@-d1367]

Better than ksi’s tatoo

[@shuvision576]

Stevie and Alfie is too much of a camp combo . You need a contrast jacko

[@callum_brand]

come on u irons⚒

[@Pwnziillaaaa]

Fortunes alwayssssssssss HIDNIG

[@eoincorbett2175]

I’ve looked everywheer

[@Pwnziillaaaa]

Eoín Ó Corbín 🤣

[@barneysgamertag6956]

they're beyond horrendous

[@lyy90]

Conclusion: jaackmaate has the 'courage' to insult everyone but doesnt have the balls to let someone know his opinion which resulted in a lifelong fuckup

[@spencerep3754]

You clearly have never been to a tattoo place and gotten a tattoo

[@garylouk8776]

Lesson to be learned Never get a tattoo

[@shuvision576]

If you're doing that you need one guy who's actually gay

[@olivermorgan4934]

P

[@mattfr_0573]

You call it Po-key-mon but a poke-ball? Makes no sense

[@RabbitTeaPot]

“I did wake up crying in the middle of the night cause like I’m always gonna have that on me” “Yeah you always get that, like fuck I’ve got an avocado on my arm” Erm...no? Lol most of us don’t get that... like at all

[@legend99ish]

Shit jacks marg has a drinking problem

[@lewismason3602]

You won’t pin this

[@David_Trowbridge]

Correct

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Bang on

[@daze-telltaleshtposts5488]

Tattoos in general are kind of degenerate

[@310BPM]

ok boomer

[@daze-telltaleshtposts5488]

haha, you said the boomer thing!

[@alfiemitchell3026]

daze - Telltale Sh!tposts - isn’t he funny! Haha good joke!

[@TheDarkResurge]

That guest you have has got to be the most boring guest we’ve ever had to watch.

[@AlfieIndra]

Coil VLZ I mean you really didn’t have to watch did you

[@TheDarkResurge]

Alfie Indra ok boomer

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Shit reply.