This Man Thinks 'Eating Fruit is Murder'

Alfie Indra is a musician, and a fruitarian. He believes that eating fruit, whilst ripe, is murder. Do you agree with this? Let us know.
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[@georgedwwyatt]

My man took acid and his fruit salad started talking to him

[@bluefire6722]

George Wyatt best comment😂😂😂

[@aussiemozzie8491]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crypt1c_eclipse418]

@topcommentgod 🤣🤣

[@jackfrost90999]

Just not what acid does to u tho

[@adzubby7011]

Top comment of all time

[@millygrant4404]

“I’ve hugged a fruit”, “ I sneak into the orchard at night”...there is absolutely no way he is serious, I refuse to be trolled by Alfie😭

[@redterraces6331]

Milly Grant innit it can’t be real the way he said “and pet them” 😂

[@millygrant4404]

Stretford Boys if he actually believed it, he wouldn’t be this serious

[@Fun_Dealer]

Literally it’s got to be a troll!!

[@yul4206]

A little late but yeah I agree once he said that I can't take this seriously

[@rhainmanning4653]

This man made innocent smoothies look guilty

[@jj5643]

💀

[@Algorithm347]

That’s a good one ☝🏻 5 points added.

[@stevesteve5785]

Incredible comment.

[@transportandtheatrekid2298]

Haha

[@lucatammaro3013]

This guys definition of “gang-violence” is a fruit salad

[@dvanzant2474]

your fork the weapon of mass destruction, heck, vinegar on your green salad will be chemical warfare

[@olivera.173]

"how would you confuse a pear?" "... spin it"

[@AG-on3vt]

Oliver A. Na that bit killed me!! Jordan is too funny

[@Midsouth-Drone-Photography]

@@AG-on3vt I miss him on the show

[@itsalexhere8748]

Are u telling me he sneaks into an orchard to stroke apples

[@HappyHourPodcast]

That’s what he claims.

[@jimdapandaman]

Happy Hour Podcast you have to be joking, good job jack you had me for a second, almost believed you with the Instagram story

[@BobMarley-wh4sb]

@@HappyHourPodcast come on lad I love you're podcast for how straight up it is no bullshit . Surely he's taking the piss? If not fucking wow my mind is blown and I have Charlie zelenof in my inbox..genuinely do ..pls reply and let me no if he's takin the piss if not then I have officially became obsessed with this man

[@pegasusisthebest530]

@@HappyHourPodcast Jaack lad hows it going

[@footballfan5335]

If this isn’t a joke then this guys clearly got a very real and serious mental health issue.

[@imtbi]

FootballFan 533 thats what they said about un-straight people less than 50 years ago. don’t be so narrow minded. we haven’t figured everything out.

[@footballfan5335]

YouFlube your right we haven’t figured everything out but we have figured out that pieces of fruit are not sentient beings you absolute spoon

[@jerry8860]

YouFlube I’m fairly sure that we’ve figured out that fruit doesn’t have feelings for fucks sake

[@descxnd9295]

YouFlube you can factually prove that fruits don’t have a central nervous system. Shut up you absolute weapon

[@jortdraaisma2628]

@@imtbi un-straight?

[@InfernoAKM]

This is gonna be the next flat earthers.

[@Terrezio]

At least flat earthers have theories that at least make 1% sense... all this prick’s got is “the apples have souls”😂😂😂

[@Terrezio]

Sir Xerox well yeah we know that now🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[@jakekidd9086]

Alan Titchmarsh makes Ted Bundy look innocent

[@jackcullen5603]

That’s where I think he’s taking the piss, surely

[@jakekidd9086]

Jack Cullen yeah I thought he was just strange then I heard that and am 90% sure this is a joke

[@moss8697]

Does he not understand the seeds are the ‘children’ of the tree, the tree wants the fruit eaten to spread the seeds

[@BlogManiac64]

Keith Walker this 👏🏻👏🏻

[@HaydnDavies22]

I’ve been a fruitarian since birth this comment has led me to eat a ripe pink lady thank you sir my life has changed ps fr tho u have just made his ideology go up the shitter n if he sees this he may change his mind/view

[@MisterDibitybopty]

Exactly. Fruit is the tree's jizz - enjoy eating your apples with that thought! ;D

[@Clairel657]

Yes when they fall not when they are picked plus when there picked there is a lower chance of the seeds being fully developed

[@alexthebudgie9071]

I just wanna say, many modern fruit has been bred to not carry the amount of seeds they should have, for example, if you look at the bananas on native islands- you can see they have no seeds. Saying that- I am going to eat a fruit salad now

[@beenieeex8328]

“Have you ever hugged a fruit” .. “yeah” .. *room falls silent* - I died 😂

[@maxhunter8101]

Jack finally has his pilkington

[@anthony5664]

I think this is even too mental for Karl

[@JackHGUK]

@@anthony5664 Karl's a realist most the time, this is absolutely insane.

[@daniellej5470]

“A banana has passed away” Quote of the series???

[@thomasgleeson830]

Danielle J nah the ted bunde one is worse

[@newmixedandenjoyyoureyes]

we find a bicterya for corna kzbin.info/www/bejne/paPZmXyXrqhmlZI

[@ScottYoung29]

Got to be Alan Titchmarsh being worse than Ted Bundy

[@Leggo-oq6je]

Thomas Gleeson bundy

[@IvyTheElementalHeart]

It's technically it functioning cells which he uses the terms dieing in.maybe that's why he calls it murder if he eat a good one

[@rachael3796]

'I WAS A MURDERER UNTIL THE AGE OF 22', NAH THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING 💀💀💀

[@millygrant4404]

honestly there is no way he believes this, Alfie is too sarcastic😭😭

[@Clairel657]

Milly Grant they are a living organism and in his eyes it is murder that is his opinion

[@jamesjohnson8066]

Claire Needs that’s his opinion but he is nuts

[@antoinepaine8097]

💀💀💀

[@Venserql]

Plot twist: When he said "I was a murderer until the age of 25", he meant he was actually killing people but you guys never picked up on it.

[@jellybean8508]

“you make a connection with a fruit” THIS HAS TO BE A PISSTAKE🤣

[@CozyHi]

Vegans have just met their arch-nemesis!

[@billycoles5908]

He says he eats all food but after they’ve naturally died

[@Natalie-je6dg]

Vegans are now just like the rest of us. Snatching carrots out of the ground like that, murders!!!!

[@tom0176devo]

@@billycoles5908 animals don't naturally die at all😂😂

[@cow2264]

galetaf he’s vegetarian lol

[@IestynSymonds69]

@@tom0176devo are you dumb? So your saying not a single animal in the world die naturally?

[@daniellej5470]

“What would you have to do to confuse a pear” Dead 🤣🤣

[@chezzasmatt2344]

“Spin it” aswell lol

[@ameliaaa3386]

Danielle J spin it🤣

[@Molly-kv5si]

Anyone here after Jack's "April Fools" video?

[@chloe-dr4rk]

Molly i thought no one acc came back to it😂😂😂

[@AS-mw6pw]

Here after Jacks Pieface April fools video

[@jeffjeff1439]

“Fruit has a soul” *Grapefruit technique has entered the chat*

[@iamtheresurrection6420]

Bet Alfie loves that

[@kyleswarbrick2012]

Did he watch sausage party and someone told him it was a real life documentary and that he doesnt eat fruit???

[@stevendc010]

"You're basically a fruit nazi". Think that's my favourite quote from any episode.

[@lilym3421]

i hate that i actually believed this until jacks april fools video, watching it now i can see all the cuts where they must have just started cracking up

[@jakehumpo3128]

I thought he was gonna call his campaign fruit lives matter

[@Jcoppins.]

Does he ask for consent before caressing fruit though

[@MO-rl9gl]

Jcoppins that’s v true

[@kazoo7889]

that's the real question

[@Terrezio]

Because if not then Alfie is a sexual fruit harasser

[@firstname1154]

@@Terrezio a grapist

[@Terrezio]

First Name bananal penetrator

[@kirangill0]

When dudey said "spin it" I died 😂

[@Nellesaurus]

I would put money on this being the result of Alfie losing a bet. He's sipping on a dark fruits in the christmas episode - its got apple, blackcurrent and blackberry juice in it! 😂

[@yorgez]

"You're like a fruit nazi" is quite possibly my favourite new sentence

[@millygrant4404]

Only eating dead fruit is like only eating roadkill, is Alfie drunk? This is a social experiment

[@mercury728]

Nah mate he doesn't drink alcohol, all of hops and grapes

[@Clairel657]

I don’t think roadkill is a natural death, do you?

[@alexthebudgie9071]

He’s basically just eating animals which have died form cancer and age.

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

yeah getting hit by a car is basically natural causes to be fair

[@soulezain6270]

I'm really out here killing 5 fruits a day.. guess my doctors were wrong.

[@milesarcher8502]

FRUTICIDE. Turn yourself in. Don't make things worse.

[@soulezain6270]

@@milesarcher8502 Ah man, then I will be forced to go to rehab.

[@milesarcher8502]

@@soulezain6270 Do it for your 'dear sainted mothers' sake. Before it's too late.

[@soulezain6270]

@@milesarcher8502 Ah.. Ok I guess I will have to turn myself in.

[@yenodah2671]

People like u make me sick

[@darrentupman8143]

“I tricked the internet into believing me mate shags fruit” or somet like that

[@mauricenordengren8366]

Well done pal

[@simzsimzable]

"alan titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy" has to be trolling

[@mikehunt6195]

This is top tier content, it’s so ludicrous I still can’t comprehend that it’s not a parody

[@joshbehan8009]

Its defo a parody there are so many cuts where they spend minutes pissing themselves laughing

[@Lara-os7sq]

boy have i got news for you

[@samh7772]

"I know I'm right" and theres the problem right there

[@tdsm99]

Meat eaters get violated online by people like this and then get defensive when they get pressed. Lunatics

[@eoinbyrne9068]

The problem is that you believed this 😂😂

[@arjan5984]

7:24 "ahh you've done me there" fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@benteke115]

"A banana has passed away" 😂😂😂😂

[@BF-eb4xs]

This is OCD

[@ElGuapo4000]

BF yep

[@lukeoconnor8561]

@@nora-gf5vf because its obsessive behaviour.

[@beautyh.9898]

Yah he needs help

[@positivitia5658]

"I was a murderer until I was 22" HAAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

[@cjowl22]

12:33 ''So you're potentially the Mesiah of this movement" Jack: Don't say yes Dudey: PLEASE SAY YES

[@Ami-mw5tb]

i watched this completely baked and it was amazing, thank you Jack.

[@jackwinfield8697]

This alfea guy makes crack up, I bet breathing is killing air

[@jackwinfield8697]

Thanks jack

[@denholmreynholm7993]

Alfie's the orchard Hitler

[@Longshanks1690]

@Nayagan Indrasenan Isn’t he more like the Orchard Gandhi since he isn’t killing them lol?

[@denholmreynholm7993]

@@Longshanks1690 in his eyes he used to be Hitler but now he's a reformed man😂

[@damightyscoob]

“Alan Titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy”

[@bruhmoment6305]

"yeah, to me."

[@ameliawhitaker2751]

Watching this while stoned is genuinely the best experience of your life I recommend

[@janedoe5749]

If fruit has a soul, doesnt veggies, doesnt all plant and animals? so then...you eat...what...? lol

[@louishyder6955]

I was literally just thinking this 😂

[@yourworstnightmare7343]

I can just imagine him filter feeding like spongebob when he refuses to go outside

[@janedoe5749]

I mean...this has got to be a troll video right?? I am worried for him if it is real! yikes

[@Gexrge_OSRS]

If you'd watch the video he says he eats it once they die of natural causes and the 'soul' has moved on.

[@janedoe5749]

@@Gexrge_OSRS once any fruit or vegetable is put in a shop, it has been picked, so has technically died right? it isnt growing still haha.

[@Rachel-hq6ko]

Plants don't have a central nervous system. They don't feel pain, they can't. What the actual 😭😂

[@kieronchard-maple5167]

5 years if listening to podcasts and I feel like this is the video I've been waiting for

[@samiraxox7364]

First him putting on his story about having a son, now this- this has got to be him making a video seeing how much he can prank us lot 🤣

[@jackcullen5603]

That’s the most awkward episode hahaha

[@tdsm99]

How can a bloke with that much talent be that off his head

[@EjvindGEMDark]

Mate you ever heard bout the lead singer to Pink Floyd?

[@keanebradshaw4478]

Knowing the context of this makes scrolling through the comments so much funnier

[@kate2189]

is this full podcast out on spotify yet? can't find it and I need to hear the rest of this madness 😂😂

[@CozyHi]

Alfie has achieved Troll Level: MASTER

[@5head924]

Feel like you are going to fall out over this. Feel like an idiot

[@isthatmattandryanfromsuper7951]

5 Head it’s got to be a joke

[@withyoregano7312]

The hugging in the orchard is quite sweet actually. I might start doing it...

[@ryankeating4814]

should have called his movement How do you like them apples ?

[@alectin98]

This is a wind up lads. Wait a months time, this is going to be a banger of a video

[@JammyCHD]

This is my favourite segment of any podcast ever 😂

[@anne-marie1140]

JammyCHD where is the full thing ??

[@bradstheking]

I really dont know whether to watch the clips or not, I'm always hoping to see the full episodes released

[@timdaw2432]

"You're like a fruit nazi" that is too fucking jokes 😭

[@thedadslounge2388]

I love the intro to this. How to keep us entertained?? Hugging fruit. 😂

[@tom-tx9md]

Weird to watch this back knowing it was a joke

[@Tedcarter-if2mg]

Is it? ☹️

[@garconpoulet3584]

Tedcarter1106 watch Jack’s video on it

[@moonwolf652]

@@garconpoulet3584 wait which video

[@emirates111]

well youre fucking gulable if you believe it was a joke

[@TheRoarWithin]

‘What bit of the pear are you looking into?’ Lol.

[@victoriahowe5609]

“have you ever hugged a fruit?” “yeah” *dead silence* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SinisterSkyler]

this man gives off serious can't be friends with anyone vibes. "I know I'm right" and saying whoever says he's being picked on, he pity's them also.

[@oussamameiddah5209]

Guys Jack has been trying to make this Alfie guy famous and they’re trying everything first the tattoo then this

[@harveywebster4998]

So you think Alfie would be cool with making him self look like he shags oranges to the public to gain fame, have A day off will ya 😂 I think this is as ridiculous as anyone but it isn’t a stunt to create more fame for Alfie, no chance

[@freddiebishop9622]

@@harveywebster4998 People have done crazy things for fame I mean look at Jaystation he's copied logans suicide forest video for clout and "talked" to dead people hours after they have died on ouija boards.

[@tehpluto3594]

"You don't have to have a heart to have a soul" It's like a Phil Collins track. That bit had me in tears hahaha.

[@thegameshow9515]

He laughs halfway through saying step ladder when he's on about sneaking into the orchid

[@allyh7075]

i have such mixed feelings because on the one hand, I know Alfie can be really deadpan and could 1000% be taking the piss but at the same time, this could be part of his OCD or related to some other mental health issue (in which case i'd feel like a bit of an asshole for laughing)

[@evafeebs4862]

now that i’ve watched jacks april fools video it’s good to know that he isn’t a crazy bastard

[@kaneduncan7169]

Just found this “podcast” honestly doing bits lads 😂😂😂😂😂

[@EniusFootball]

i really hope this is for a main channel vid

[@BlogManiac64]

5:52 i‘d pay to hear the joke he made 😂😂

[@georgetaylor9211]

That was the most intense podcast ever

[@rubberducky1985]

Best part was when the clip ended I had a KZbin ad for pink lady apples 😂😂😂

[@Wrld-ls8nn]

It's all fun and games until a fruit bowl jumps you in the backstreet because all life matters lol

[@Threehundredandsixtyeight]

He’s delusional to the point that I’m genuinely concerned..

[@sampinnell7784]

This is a big fan version of would I lie to you surely

[@RandomNerd1795]

My new favourite discussion

[@arnethone3220]

he almost convinced me

[@OzNozHD]

I genuinely cannot believe this isn't a troll

[@jackblan9410]

i had to check to make sure this wasnt an April fools

[@gamingsheep7777]

Love how much you just openly took the piss 😂😂

[@elliotalexander6070]

He’s having us on

[@KH-24-]

I’m just waiting for the Video about this being a joke, he said “I sometimes sneak into an Orchard with a Step Ladder” 😭😭😭

[@gamestuff2387]

Definitely came up with this on a trip

[@bbg1863]

For him breaking into to the orchard and stroking the apples is like breaking into an orphanage and hugging sleeping children

[@RB-ww2gi]

Who’s here after jack said it was fake

[@vloggetts]

omfg I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

[@kateemma22]

Alfie can troll me any day of the week, I just love watching him trying not to laugh insanely.

[@doom3798]

now this has been revealed as a prank.. you guys are all such good actors lmaoo

[@freddiestreet8942]

for a second I thought he was being serious

[@elscourou6654]

So he only eats animals that die naturally, things that haven’t grown on trees, or things that have dropped from trees naturally. This has to be a joke. It’s too extra to not be a joke.

[@zeeskids5454]

“I know I’m right” fucking terrifying someone get this boy a tlc special

[@mattydough33]

Fake or not them cracking jokes and saying this is mental, and Alfie calmly saying things like"you really start to build a connetion with the fruit" is absolute class

[@shashasha7343]

He’s definitely trolling

[@jamesbashford5358]

Goes to a market and starts saying prayers and crying in grief over all the souls that have been taken. Lights a few candles and leaves them out front

[@AsimahFunsized1]

This. Can. Not. Be. REAL! I laughed the whole way through 😂😂😂

[@aniketh_arya]

Fruits are equivalent to hairs/nails, they keep growing back

[@emiflyx]

I’m sorry but Alfie is an absolute legend. What an icon, king of fruit.