Health Inspector Dub

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Jaboody Dubs

3 жыл бұрын

A day in the life of Inspector Ron, a Professional Health Inspector.
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@blackkakari
@blackkakari 3 жыл бұрын
If I owned a restaurant, I'd make all my employees watch this video as though it were legitimate.
@Thatsright-tr2ks
@Thatsright-tr2ks 3 жыл бұрын
Actually! Not a bad idea I comprehend more chit here than boring a** videos
@wazupsgurl13
@wazupsgurl13 3 жыл бұрын
I made my kitchen manager watch it and he enjoyed it tbh.
@ninam.6781
@ninam.6781 3 жыл бұрын
Everything they said was legitimate though.
@adirmiller2141
@adirmiller2141 3 жыл бұрын
If they then proceed to ask where the red copper pans are, then give them a raise!!
@wazupsgurl13
@wazupsgurl13 3 жыл бұрын
@@adirmiller2141 wins the comment section.
@daltonjohnson6154
@daltonjohnson6154 3 жыл бұрын
“You got fingers in the spinach, a foot in the arugula, and this brings a whole new meaning to a head of lettuce”
@alexmiller8752
@alexmiller8752 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn’t come here for the John tron quotes but I’m not disappointed
@AwesomeEvan9
@AwesomeEvan9 3 жыл бұрын
Came for this, but didn't realize others would come for this too
@JinxTheVibedog
@JinxTheVibedog 3 жыл бұрын
Came to nut, Stayed for the Jon Tron
@luk3warm225
@luk3warm225 3 жыл бұрын
JON
@fanofeverythingsinglething1000
@fanofeverythingsinglething1000 3 жыл бұрын
A man of legends
@nastygumbo8426
@nastygumbo8426 3 жыл бұрын
I love how dirty dan doesn't speak, he just makes grunting noises
@heiroot
@heiroot 3 жыл бұрын
It's brilliant
@paulleeamory.5832
@paulleeamory.5832 2 жыл бұрын
It's worth noting he doesn't speak in the original video either.
@Cnw8701
@Cnw8701 2 жыл бұрын
He says, "That's better!" @10:24
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
Dirty Dan is a Skaven.
@sageturmelle
@sageturmelle 2 жыл бұрын
He also says "Yeah, uh-huh.", albeit barely audible.
@steviejoe7918
@steviejoe7918 3 жыл бұрын
"Wearing a wedding ring in the workplace reminds other employees that are single that do not have any love in their life and are terribly lonely." LMAO HAHAHA.
@sheralynsilva2850
@sheralynsilva2850 3 жыл бұрын
That killed me. It also lets people know you might be handling genitals late at night...” omg 💀💀💀
@topazfire974
@topazfire974 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@omarflores4736
@omarflores4736 3 жыл бұрын
@@sheralynsilva2850 "which would also be a violation"
@guided.47
@guided.47 3 жыл бұрын
Oof.
@PickleRick91x
@PickleRick91x 3 жыл бұрын
No wedding ring is insane...
@YowLife
@YowLife 3 жыл бұрын
I really like how this has pretty much the same message and meanings as the original video, Only Jaboody is making them more wild and crazy.
@sigmacheseman
@sigmacheseman 3 жыл бұрын
peepeepoopoo
@UseTheScience
@UseTheScience 3 жыл бұрын
Ok elver go off I would like to hear more
@sigmacheseman
@sigmacheseman 3 жыл бұрын
@@UseTheScience Human excretion shan’t be tolerated in any fast food establishment. Peepeepoopoo, I do do. We must exterminate all Eskimos as Jaboody has said so. My libertarian ideology forbids me to speak as if slavery is wrong. It’s 01:30 and I’m having an aneurysm, I don’t care, I wish to die.
@teekotrain6845
@teekotrain6845 3 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid my dad would get hella stoned and turn the tv on mute and jaboody dub the fuck out of everything. It was always hilarious. During my sister's school play of jack and the beanstalk he was narrating over it the entire time in my ear telling the story of jack and the crackrocks. But mom, these are magic rocks!
@GamerTX
@GamerTX 3 жыл бұрын
@@teekotrain6845 More wild? more like more realistic, god dammit Dirty Dan
@levifowler7933
@levifowler7933 3 жыл бұрын
The pronunciation of wash as "worsh" was so spot on
@wisconsinlonnie4143
@wisconsinlonnie4143 3 жыл бұрын
Hilfuckinlarious
@psygn0sis
@psygn0sis 3 жыл бұрын
My mom is from the mid-west, and she says "warsh" so I ended up picking it up from her. Took me like a year to break the habit and say "wash" correctly.
@oculartremors
@oculartremors 3 жыл бұрын
It's a good progrum.
@bansheemania1692
@bansheemania1692 3 жыл бұрын
@@psygn0sis i live in northern pa. My great aunt used to saw warsh
@Wolfbane8
@Wolfbane8 3 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard it pronounced like that was when I watched Dennis the Menace (the 1993 film) back when I was a kid Second time was from Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial from 1969 and that is what stuck to me the most.
@Larsgman
@Larsgman 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the inspector eventually gets tired of dirty dan’s shit and just straight up starts berating him.
@RexMckinnis
@RexMckinnis 10 ай бұрын
I rewinded the blood scene like 8 times 😂😂😂
@user-lv8je1cy8o
@user-lv8je1cy8o 4 күн бұрын
Haha did he seriously just throw that mop water all over inspector Ron's car?.....
@andresrincon752
@andresrincon752 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the dub still managed to be informative
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i love it when jaboody make a video that wouldve otherwise been helpful as a real official training video or infomercial if not for the vulgarity lololol
@parisn6624
@parisn6624 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kamanpowers
@kamanpowers 3 жыл бұрын
You missed the best part, when they learned that "Dirty Dan" didn't even work there.
@ghedebaronsamedi
@ghedebaronsamedi 3 жыл бұрын
The ending where he runs off with a watermelon, giggling like an idiot. :')
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Dirty Dan is actually a Skaven spy. That's why he's a rat bastard.
@redacted9912
@redacted9912 3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 that’s bullshit,skaven don’t exist
@thekraken1909
@thekraken1909 3 жыл бұрын
@@redacted9912 Do you want a vermintide? Because that's how you get a vermintide.
@anonthe-third2367
@anonthe-third2367 3 жыл бұрын
@@thekraken1909 ssssstabby stabby stabbyyyy
@deerintheroad3535
@deerintheroad3535 3 жыл бұрын
“Dirty Dan you rat bastard you’ve done it again” lmao
@Roosterboi21
@Roosterboi21 2 жыл бұрын
Employees need to use that sink to warsh their hands
@adamjenkins190
@adamjenkins190 2 жыл бұрын
@@Roosterboi21 lol
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
Is Dirty Dan a Skaven?
@thehighlander333
@thehighlander333 Ай бұрын
I’d say I’m Dirty Dan!
@efincal
@efincal 3 жыл бұрын
"Wearing a wedding ring also reminds them you may be handling someone's genitals at night, which is also a violation" 🤣 best video ever
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 Жыл бұрын
It's only a violation if it's in public, the consent is one-sided, you get paid for it, or if either party is underage.
@babygfeva
@babygfeva Жыл бұрын
It's more of a violation when the other person doesn't want it 😂😂😂.
@user-po7iv4ni3o
@user-po7iv4ni3o Жыл бұрын
Dick Peckerson, Inspector Ron, and Dirty Dan are easily the best 3 personalities in any Jaboody video.
@thatboy353
@thatboy353 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't have you on my ass today... Gimmie a break' "those are expired by the way" That shit killed me right there.
@ninam.6781
@ninam.6781 3 жыл бұрын
"Huh?"
@catlady8324
@catlady8324 3 жыл бұрын
Always add a time stamp. 3:51
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 3 жыл бұрын
The timing of the lines was gold. 😆
@tailedgates9
@tailedgates9 2 жыл бұрын
Ron is the best. X'D
@blackvetteface
@blackvetteface 2 жыл бұрын
It's exactly how health inspectors are wired
@jdlegojedi2002
@jdlegojedi2002 3 жыл бұрын
“Chocolate, strawberry, and Baja Blast” killed me
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын
The basic food groups.
@vamppanic
@vamppanic 3 жыл бұрын
all the classic milk flavours
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
Is baja blast a real thing?
@ninam.6781
@ninam.6781 2 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Yes
@ottmarmontes
@ottmarmontes 2 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 yup it's traditional milk flavor from Tijuana but it spread from there all over Mexico.
@lightningbolt99999
@lightningbolt99999 2 жыл бұрын
8:26 “A bag of sugar, wide open. Come on in, rats and ants. We’re open for business apparently!” 😂😂😂😂
@paulleeamory.5832
@paulleeamory.5832 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Dirty Dan is laughing and grinning while Ron berates him for stinking up the bathroom.
@Wolfbane8
@Wolfbane8 Жыл бұрын
He's proud of what he did
@jasmineflower2888
@jasmineflower2888 Жыл бұрын
10:31
@charlesverg2184
@charlesverg2184 10 ай бұрын
You gay
@paulleeamory.5832
@paulleeamory.5832 10 ай бұрын
@@charlesverg2184 Just like your mother.
@jacksonbosley3834
@jacksonbosley3834 3 жыл бұрын
"you got all the classic flavors, chocolate, strawberry, and baja blast" Shit killed me lmao
@dudemandab2124
@dudemandab2124 3 жыл бұрын
I know that was great
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 жыл бұрын
I always love when the boys call back to the "Everybody raise your Baja Blast" at the classy futuristic Taco Bell in the Demolition Man movie dub. Sadly that video got nuked for copyright.
@jacksonbosley3834
@jacksonbosley3834 3 жыл бұрын
@@AfferbeckBeats I remember that it sucks it got taken down
@MedicFromTF2_REAL
@MedicFromTF2_REAL 3 жыл бұрын
What's baja blast?
@kamilcaban2807
@kamilcaban2807 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh baja blast!!! 😍😍😍
@FischerFilmStudio
@FischerFilmStudio 3 жыл бұрын
“Sounds to me like you’re short staffed in your brain!” 😂
@goldenblue8991
@goldenblue8991 3 жыл бұрын
I loved that one
@lolbots
@lolbots 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@canadiandynamite5834
@canadiandynamite5834 2 жыл бұрын
"You should always be wary of foreign sauces and spices written in languages you don't understand." Okay, I felt that.
@thomascoleman594
@thomascoleman594 2 жыл бұрын
Being both a manager and employee of the food industry over the past 17 years, I willingly approve this video and demand it be shown to everyone day of hiring.
@rambofan334
@rambofan334 3 жыл бұрын
Now, Harry. Why do you have 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Whendy's.
@yoshaman238
@yoshaman238 3 жыл бұрын
Harry got away Scott free! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME!
@AshDub86
@AshDub86 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@psychrestore9610
@psychrestore9610 3 жыл бұрын
h w h e n d y ' s
@yaboyaj2259
@yaboyaj2259 3 жыл бұрын
now harry what is going on here, you got finger in the spinach,a foot in the arugula,and this is bringing a whole new meaning to a head of lettuces
@yoshaman238
@yoshaman238 3 жыл бұрын
I ain’t eating out of the sink but you’ll be eating out of a tube for the rest of your life
@JoseCruz-dm6ew
@JoseCruz-dm6ew 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jose....his family never got that chile relleno....
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, he snuck it out between his buttcheeks from his old days as a Drug Mule.
@Spoiled0atmeal-zw6dm
@Spoiled0atmeal-zw6dm 3 жыл бұрын
@@HeilRay okay good i was kinda worried
@YaoiSupporter000
@YaoiSupporter000 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew chile relleno is stuffed peppers
@TwinGeminiDragon
@TwinGeminiDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry you're dead, Jose...
@kaleb7418
@kaleb7418 3 жыл бұрын
@@Spoiled0atmeal-zw6dm what’s your last name pls
@paj5529
@paj5529 2 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that they clearly knew enough about food health and safety to know exactly how to twist it to make it just right enough to be funny
@Mackin3
@Mackin3 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that Mario Kart Double Dash menu theme is playing in the background😂 It fits uncomfortably well too
@NarutoChan3Sasuke4E
@NarutoChan3Sasuke4E 2 жыл бұрын
Both of those games are a part of me and my brother's childhood 😁
@deadeye851
@deadeye851 7 ай бұрын
The Animal Crossing music too.
@destubae3271
@destubae3271 5 ай бұрын
Same with Luigi's Mansion
@bigbaddawg101
@bigbaddawg101 3 жыл бұрын
12 years in the restaurant industry, I can confirm the accuracy of this video.
@jamesstephenson2346
@jamesstephenson2346 Жыл бұрын
Being at the entry level of the workforce for over a decade ain't a flex my dude
@bigbaddawg101
@bigbaddawg101 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesstephenson2346 Well, in the city where I lived, it was a viable way to make a living without having to work yourself to death. But nowadays, restaurant work is no longer viable since the price of things went up but the rate of pay stayed the same. I quit working in the restaurant industry almost a decade ago after getting my CDL.
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 3 ай бұрын
12 years is hella impressive, I barely lasted a year and a half lol.
@bigbaddawg101
@bigbaddawg101 3 ай бұрын
@@crisptomato9495 It's not like I had much choice, I didn't have any other skills at the time. Now I'm a professional delivery driver.
@luisluna6858
@luisluna6858 3 жыл бұрын
2:43 Like Lil Wayne said " Long hair don't care, as long as shawty got it tied up, then daddy can ride all night long." And the same goes for the kitchen.
@livewireOrourke
@livewireOrourke 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth Жыл бұрын
That made me laugh aloud at the sceeen
@Poorgal
@Poorgal 3 жыл бұрын
'"Come on in rats and ants we're open for business apparently" 😅
@gabrielboorom6196
@gabrielboorom6196 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the cloth Dirty Dan pulls out is the cleanest thing on him.
@jasmineflower2888
@jasmineflower2888 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@contraband_1006
@contraband_1006 3 жыл бұрын
"You got a straw sitting here ."-"someone might trip over it and choke . " lmfao .
@gabrielboorom6196
@gabrielboorom6196 3 жыл бұрын
Straws: the greatest tripping & falling hazard in the workplace.
@Misty8097
@Misty8097 3 жыл бұрын
This was the line that made me realize that watching this while my husband was sleeping was an absolutely terrible idea.
@jesslee6145
@jesslee6145 3 жыл бұрын
Well i mean it is true soo..
@xenaioaks5363
@xenaioaks5363 2 жыл бұрын
Who's hiring turtles 🐢 🤔
@specialed6357
@specialed6357 2 жыл бұрын
Xenai Oaks Where are the turtles? Turtles fly on Tuesday.
@allseeingguy5485
@allseeingguy5485 3 жыл бұрын
"Testing the limits of the deep fryer using office supplies." Oh, what a vivid image that provoked.
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 3 жыл бұрын
ngl it lowkey made me wanna get a job at micky d's so i could ty it
@ariz0naheat622
@ariz0naheat622 2 жыл бұрын
I can see the pens melting in Greese 🤣
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 2 жыл бұрын
My prediction: fumes kill the workers before they discover the deep fryer's limits. If they're trying this they're not smart enough to think of that danger.
@TheGreyParse
@TheGreyParse 3 жыл бұрын
"Here comes dumbass Dan, makin' me prou- oh my God, Dirty Dan, what's with all that blood?"
@yehoshuagoncalves6756
@yehoshuagoncalves6756 3 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you Jaboody dubs. I suffer from PTSD and depression. But I have watched your videos for years and you always keep me laughing. Thank you for this. Never stop please
@fellbeast3040
@fellbeast3040 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares
@eluci2700
@eluci2700 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone cares
@CJ-42070
@CJ-42070 2 жыл бұрын
@@fellbeast3040 rude
@catlegend5069
@catlegend5069 2 жыл бұрын
Just watch the damn video and stop looking for attention already. I swear, these people show up in every video. Nobody cares.
@CJ-42070
@CJ-42070 2 жыл бұрын
@@catlegend5069 who possed in your cereal?
@cybermurph04
@cybermurph04 3 жыл бұрын
“A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired just because it looks good, smells good, and hey might even taste better, but unless you don’t enjoy the thrill of diarrhea I’d suggest not.”
@EdxSarxNatxChoc
@EdxSarxNatxChoc 3 жыл бұрын
i.e Everyone featured on Kitchen Nightmares.
@juanmiramontesjr3706
@juanmiramontesjr3706 2 жыл бұрын
I happened to look at this comment right on that part lmao
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth Жыл бұрын
Lololol🤣
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 Жыл бұрын
​@@EdxSarxNatxChoc Or an American public school cafeteria.
@TheClutchCanuck
@TheClutchCanuck 3 жыл бұрын
Jaboody really nailed Peckerson's voice, like without even looking at him you can tell that's the "50-60 year old pudgy mustache man" voice
@TZA_
@TZA_ 2 жыл бұрын
Dr phil
@anthonyvaldes1021
@anthonyvaldes1021 2 жыл бұрын
Health inspecter booooooy
@jerryhemoth
@jerryhemoth 2 жыл бұрын
My boys and I freaking laugh on how he says the words "today" and "program" haha
@215jmo
@215jmo 2 жыл бұрын
And all my haters can blow me 😂
@punkydamonkey989
@punkydamonkey989 7 ай бұрын
Hwhat hwhich
@svenrhys3862
@svenrhys3862 3 жыл бұрын
10:23 " I was standing here listening the whole time!!" 🤣🤣🤣but cheeks clapping out turds!!🤣🤣
@jasmineflower2888
@jasmineflower2888 Жыл бұрын
(relieved sigh, fart) That's better!
@user-lv8je1cy8o
@user-lv8je1cy8o 11 сағат бұрын
HAHA!!!!
@Schnitz13
@Schnitz13 3 жыл бұрын
"We got a salsa named 'picante del culo"'. Never heard of that brand before." I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@dm24cars
@dm24cars 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch out for that ass picante!!! LOL!!!
@SportsCardsBreaksAndBuys
@SportsCardsBreaksAndBuys 2 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear something that’ll blow your mind? Salsa is fruit salad. Boom.
@neurocidesakiwi
@neurocidesakiwi 2 жыл бұрын
What does it mean in English?
@graphite2786
@graphite2786 2 жыл бұрын
@@neurocidesakiwi Spicy ass salsa 🤣 (Picante =spicy Culo = anus)
@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline 2 жыл бұрын
@@neurocidesakiwi ass hot sauce. Or ass spice.
@azraelwolfsblood2902
@azraelwolfsblood2902 3 жыл бұрын
“We’re not here to worry about other people’s feelings” meanwhile he gives a violation about wearing wedding bands cause other people might get offended
@sammadrid7214
@sammadrid7214 3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@Trefox87
@Trefox87 3 жыл бұрын
Don't want the other employees to complain even more about their feelings than they already do
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын
@@Trefox87 Wow, thats actually smart.
@neontangle11
@neontangle11 11 ай бұрын
The real reason to not wear wedding rings in food service is because the rings might rip your gloves or fall in the food.
@kung-fucutman5463
@kung-fucutman5463 3 жыл бұрын
I die whenever Roy stares straight into the camera with the expression of a corpse
@lelandrasor9678
@lelandrasor9678 3 жыл бұрын
Those dead eyes have seen a lifetime of disappointment 😂
@korbindalton8636
@korbindalton8636 3 жыл бұрын
Contagious death?
@dmichael7144
@dmichael7144 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like part seagull.
@crs2385
@crs2385 2 жыл бұрын
@@lelandrasor9678 A lifetime of health violations
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
Hè takes the job seriously.
@scallywag1716
@scallywag1716 3 жыл бұрын
I work in food safety / quality and this is actually pretty damn accurate. I’m tempted to show this to our employees....
@DrunkStormtrooper
@DrunkStormtrooper 3 жыл бұрын
“Can’t wear wedding rings at the work place cause it reminds single people that they’re lonely” -inspector Ron 2020
@tooded87thesecond48
@tooded87thesecond48 3 жыл бұрын
"Someone could fall right in there and choke on that plastic bag"
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 3 жыл бұрын
hes right though. one time when i was 18 working at a pizza shop i almost fell in a garbage can and choked on a empty flour sack
@jdubyuh3250
@jdubyuh3250 3 жыл бұрын
It's a very accurate assessment of what these safety sam's are really like.
@cocoduck7745
@cocoduck7745 3 жыл бұрын
@@Madmatt18 things could have been worse, I mean you could have choked on a rat even worse a rat covered in sewage.
@tooded87thesecond48
@tooded87thesecond48 3 жыл бұрын
@@Madmatt18 🙏God bless you i pray for you
@JohnnyRebeck
@JohnnyRebeck 3 жыл бұрын
So many lolz, but this hella got me too!
@glorfburfington9676
@glorfburfington9676 3 жыл бұрын
To be completely honest, this is nearly unchanged in reality. Just better sound quality, and a little more blunt.
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 3 жыл бұрын
idk bout all that but on saturday morning im looking for a new career. i was born to be a health inspector its my calling
@glorfburfington9676
@glorfburfington9676 3 жыл бұрын
@@Madmatt18Then you haven't even taken the national food safety courses, it's okay though tbh I don't think any of the inspectors have either. Most of them have an IQ of a whopping six, so no worries.
@Newberntrains
@Newberntrains 3 жыл бұрын
@@glorfburfington9676 can u shit then we have a job for you!!! At ACME health inc we provide municipalities with the most offensive mouthed inspectors found. Dont worry that you have deficated in the cupcakes sprinkle on a lil Clorox and its good to serve the stuff kills germs anyways. Puked in the microwave apply some gasoline and cook for 40 minutes the problem (along with the kitchen will be history)
@ghedebaronsamedi
@ghedebaronsamedi 3 жыл бұрын
But did the original teach you not to hide a turd in the trash can...? Didn't think so.
@squadalah_adventure_3621
@squadalah_adventure_3621 Жыл бұрын
I’ve worked in food service before and I am confident every kitchen has at least one Dirty Dan 😂
@c-diddly3836
@c-diddly3836 3 жыл бұрын
"Chocolate, strawberry, and baha blast" I'm crying laughing 😂
@poopee2731
@poopee2731 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY AFTER ALL THIS TIME
@Eric_Smith2662
@Eric_Smith2662 3 жыл бұрын
It's always worth the wait
@nasilemak868
@nasilemak868 3 жыл бұрын
Was gonna say that. *Grandma screech intensifies*
@OuterSpace90
@OuterSpace90 3 жыл бұрын
Checm them out on Twitch . Theyre on there all the time
@Dleigh975
@Dleigh975 3 жыл бұрын
It's been a minute
@maat826
@maat826 3 жыл бұрын
JABOODY DUBS HAS COOOME BACK TO (fill in your city)
@greggalmond267
@greggalmond267 3 жыл бұрын
It's still the cleanest dirty restaurant I've ever seen.
@dextroamphetamemes
@dextroamphetamemes 2 жыл бұрын
9:47 "A lot of people seem to think it’s okay to eat food that’s expired because it looks good, smells good, and, hey, it might even taste better, but unless you enjoy don't the thrill of diarrhea, I’d suggest not." Had me fucking dying.
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 2 жыл бұрын
Making eye contact is also a violation, and should be discouraged immediately.
@taylorcoley6329
@taylorcoley6329 3 жыл бұрын
Almost scrolled right past this thinking it was a just an old upload, upon realizing it was new, I about passed out!
@gregcurlett2054
@gregcurlett2054 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! Just what the world needs now
3 жыл бұрын
You say you nearly scrolled past? Go *warsh* ya mouth out!
@user-ov7ci8tp8v
@user-ov7ci8tp8v 3 жыл бұрын
“PAHBLIC” and “WORSH” highlights for sure.
@DirtyRottenTaylor
@DirtyRottenTaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Worsh or warsh. Is what we say in Pittsburgh instead of wash.
@jwhite3389
@jwhite3389 3 жыл бұрын
@@DirtyRottenTaylor Did yinz remember to warsh your hands?
@DirtyRottenTaylor
@DirtyRottenTaylor 3 жыл бұрын
@@jwhite3389 yeah yo. Wit the spigot.
@CMyBigHarryBLLS
@CMyBigHarryBLLS 3 жыл бұрын
We say wawsh down here
@taylornieves5420
@taylornieves5420 3 жыл бұрын
@@CMyBigHarryBLLS where
@brianlash154
@brianlash154 3 жыл бұрын
"Someone could fall in there and choke on that plastic bag" - that is California health inspector logic all the way
@sockotaco00
@sockotaco00 3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched this channel in years, glad to see it’s still fucking gold
@OtherMomo
@OtherMomo 3 жыл бұрын
"If ya can't read it, ya probably shouldn't be puttin' it in yer mouth" honestly good advice, i gotta say...
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын
So thats why babies are breastfed.
@ladytaz6137
@ladytaz6137 3 жыл бұрын
Alice would disagree. Drink me.
@nthgth
@nthgth 3 жыл бұрын
I guess it's more like if you don't know what it is. It's possible to know what it is even if you can't read it. Like if it has a foreign label
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth Жыл бұрын
Yeah i was like lol wtf that actually legitimate advice and funny at the same time
@KamenRider1985
@KamenRider1985 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard like this in awhile. Just cursing tf out of Dirty Dan made me almost lose oxygen lol
@andyblack5687
@andyblack5687 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same here. I’m exhausted now.
@juanmiramontesjr3706
@juanmiramontesjr3706 3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part
@3rdWorldMiss
@3rdWorldMiss 3 жыл бұрын
I'm at my mom's house watching this, and I turned the volume down cause the cursing (respect moms), giggling alone in the bathroom 😅😩I'm 28😂
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын
Cause he’s Ruthless.
@cybercop0083
@cybercop0083 3 жыл бұрын
All the while accompanied by whimsical Luigi's Mansion music.
@akshaynanthur
@akshaynanthur 3 жыл бұрын
@7:55 *"Some know-it-all came in here & told us to make sure we are always wearing Gloves...😂"*
@RedBerylFTW
@RedBerylFTW 11 ай бұрын
Bro I'm in deep with the lore of Health Inspector VS Dirty Dan, shits crazy
@OFFONE
@OFFONE 3 жыл бұрын
Jaboody dubs posting is like Jesus Christ coming back
@bironjames9948
@bironjames9948 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@The_Blue_Otaku
@The_Blue_Otaku 3 жыл бұрын
LoL So true
@sams_not_here
@sams_not_here 3 жыл бұрын
@DrTheKay good job at being an asshole for no reason
@awhopper3241
@awhopper3241 3 жыл бұрын
@DrTheKay true
@TheGalCantHelpIt
@TheGalCantHelpIt 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to use the phrase "second coming"....
@erina5716
@erina5716 3 жыл бұрын
“Inspecta booooi” gets me every time
@Sacred_Fox
@Sacred_Fox 3 жыл бұрын
6:48 I love how Luigi's mansion is playing in the background for no particular reason
@rickxhoshinji
@rickxhoshinji 3 жыл бұрын
Jaboody is the best cure for depression, inspector booooooooooooooooooy.
@thenightcapnebulapod
@thenightcapnebulapod 3 жыл бұрын
"Far too many lives have been lost due to an overlooked barrel of expired cheeses." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@amsyarmalek7
@amsyarmalek7 2 жыл бұрын
This dub makes me understand about food safety in the kitchen more than the usual food safety related videos I have to watch in order to get my license for owning a restaurant in my country
@danielflores2337
@danielflores2337 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jays voice 😂
@BrandonTedrow
@BrandonTedrow 3 жыл бұрын
"Inspector boyyyy" Accentuation of the "wh" words. Dirty Dan strokes... er, strikes again!! Dick Peterson, I think, needs to go personally inspect one of Guy Fieri's joints.
@yohnnyjames
@yohnnyjames 3 жыл бұрын
it's Dick PECKerson
@joshuakorynta3385
@joshuakorynta3385 3 жыл бұрын
"We've been duped!" "Duped!" "We've been bamboozled!" "We've been smeckledorfed!" "That's not even a word and I agree with you!"
@treyowen9213
@treyowen9213 3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin love that part so much
@somerandomdude7437
@somerandomdude7437 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@joshuakorynta3385
@joshuakorynta3385 3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomdude7437 It's just a quote from the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Krabs think they committed a murder.
@yushatak
@yushatak 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody else think Ron might be more of a dick than Dick?
@GravityGamingCo
@GravityGamingCo 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ is Lord
@mattb925
@mattb925 Жыл бұрын
"Well we're short staffed so..." "Sounds to me you're short staffed in your brain" LOL
@danielroach2633
@danielroach2633 3 жыл бұрын
This is what Gordon Ramsay shows all his new employees
@calebporter9738
@calebporter9738 3 жыл бұрын
“Dirty Dan” is officially becoming my favorite nickname for someone being nasty.
@HelloHello-hk4sx
@HelloHello-hk4sx 3 жыл бұрын
Patrick star was the original dirty dan. 😏
@cian.o
@cian.o 3 жыл бұрын
@@HelloHello-hk4sx No I'm dirty Dan.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Sandy: Which one of you is the real dirty dan?
@Keyholee
@Keyholee 3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 uhh me
@immortalinaros8751
@immortalinaros8751 3 жыл бұрын
Who are you calling pinhead?
@FCV0511
@FCV0511 3 жыл бұрын
The "Dirty Dan is actually a wanted felon" bit cracked me up.
@mrtimo3822
@mrtimo3822 3 жыл бұрын
Who cares
@SevenGears
@SevenGears 3 жыл бұрын
i do
@FCV0511
@FCV0511 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrtimo3822 You cared enough to reply, apparently.
@sillycookie
@sillycookie 3 жыл бұрын
Best plot twist
@specialed6357
@specialed6357 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Timo I do, I worked with him a decade ago.
@wdecently7150
@wdecently7150 2 жыл бұрын
I just took a 60 day culinary training test and literally all of this is true. Ya gotta cover up those trash cans people, don't want people tripping in and choking on them bags now!
@Nekros-t9e
@Nekros-t9e Жыл бұрын
Jose’s story arc of being sick from possible the corona to being dead. A real legend.
@zh3497
@zh3497 3 жыл бұрын
I work with Dirty Dan myself and you wouldn't believe it but yesterday I caught him using Christmas wrapping paper to cover the produce and meats instead of plastic wrap. So when I went into the fridge it looked like Christmas morning. He also makes a dish he calls sweet mayo cream. Which is just mayo, sugar, milk, and vanilla extract. He'll actually put it on the counter next to the cash register in a big bowl that he sells on the side for a dollar. He sometimes sits there and has conversations with the customers, trying to sell his sweet mayo cream while sticking his fingers in it and tasting it for himself. Then when it's not selling, he will get in a panic and constantly bring up "my cream ain't selling today, I ain't throwing it out". So if the day ends with "his cream" left, he will actually take it and hide it somewhere in the kitchen. One time he hide it in the bosses office and forgot about it so after a few weeks had gone by it smelt like a burnt dumpster full of shitty hair diapers. The boss was flaming mad because he knew it had something to due with Dirty Dan but didn't know what. He was actually more upset that Dan kept coming into his office taking big sniffs and then saying "smells like mama's house".
@mk202
@mk202 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤮
@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline 3 жыл бұрын
based
@mikemackay86
@mikemackay86 3 жыл бұрын
That Dirty Dan is a scamp.
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck... you can't make this up holy shit XD I m going to die of laughter fuck... thanks for this
@nisarojas2869
@nisarojas2869 3 жыл бұрын
😂😷
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the video where that dude who didn't even work there stole a watermelon ?
@birdmangamez
@birdmangamez 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@ruination777
@ruination777 3 жыл бұрын
I knew this looked familiar.
@royalfoil5413
@royalfoil5413 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah from Jontron's video
@embercoral
@embercoral 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, idk why they left that part out.
@Deathly66
@Deathly66 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Cranster18
@Cranster18 10 ай бұрын
The Luigi’s Mansion remix playing out of nowhere with Dirty Dan I cant
@jamesslick4790
@jamesslick4790 2 жыл бұрын
"screaming out the word YEET several times" 😂
@scott8919
@scott8919 3 жыл бұрын
I literally got to Dick Peckerson and lost it. Thank God you're back, Jaboody.
@BigTiger_99
@BigTiger_99 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Disregarding Food health and safety is the Root of all Evil
@Arizona_Skin_Walker
@Arizona_Skin_Walker 3 жыл бұрын
That and Whoite people
@LastTestament
@LastTestament 2 жыл бұрын
I want on a series on dirty dan and inspector ron constantly out stepping each other
@ANDX259
@ANDX259 3 жыл бұрын
7:10 I've been in this business for well over 7 years working in many restaurants and not once have I witnessed anyone throwing food on the floor like that.
@motordudeable
@motordudeable 3 жыл бұрын
“Unless you don’t enjoy the thrill of diarrhea I’d suggest not” 😂 Jaboody the king of one-liners
@tooded87thesecond48
@tooded87thesecond48 3 жыл бұрын
"A used styrofome cup, someone could choke on that"
@phantom0456
@phantom0456 3 жыл бұрын
Not only is this hilarious, it’s a actually fairly accurate.
@joeleo1379
@joeleo1379 Жыл бұрын
Wow the Luigi mansion theme track was a perfect touch, these guys are the best channel on KZbin hands down
@therealladyk.hatake8400
@therealladyk.hatake8400 5 ай бұрын
I had to look down in the comments to see if anyone else noticed the Luigi's mansion song🤣
@daikaijuzilla
@daikaijuzilla 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just goes off on Dirty Dan, he just unleashes all his rage upon him
@maryyjanee247
@maryyjanee247 3 жыл бұрын
“Clapping out turds” lmfaoooo
@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@CrunkMonkey
@CrunkMonkey 6 ай бұрын
May this one stay up forever ❤ RIP to all the fallen dubs including the most recent work safety vid. Darn you, EweToob 😤
@150belowzero
@150belowzero 3 жыл бұрын
This entire thing from start to finish was absolutely incredible
@notestine0221
@notestine0221 3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like you're short staffed in the brain" 😂😂😂😂
@gamekid502
@gamekid502 3 жыл бұрын
When I was becoming a manager at taco Bell I had to take a food handling class that lasted 4 hours!!!! And they played this exact video pretty wild 🤣 I always thought it would make a great dub
3 жыл бұрын
Did dirty Dan do dastardly deeds during his duties?!
@gamekid502
@gamekid502 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was pretty much the exact same tone I remember one of them though he was like washing his hands in a dark room And boy let me tell you Ron was not happy
@roysmoothfinger
@roysmoothfinger 3 жыл бұрын
You obviously worked in the kitchen industry before. The attention to detail is amazing
@ryanwood6006
@ryanwood6006 Жыл бұрын
"ihnspecterr boii" 0:27
@marcusperdue5862
@marcusperdue5862 3 жыл бұрын
Man, he was riding Jay’s ass hard. He was trying as hard as he could being short staffed and everything, but Ron, don’t play. Kind of felt bad for the poor guy!
@chmchn
@chmchn 3 жыл бұрын
Jay had a whole warm chicken sitting back there with him and a watermelon on the floor beside his box of "personal items". That may wasn't living right
@dmichael7144
@dmichael7144 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Ron looks like a bird-face man?
@jordankeshawarz1
@jordankeshawarz1 3 жыл бұрын
The last person that I'm hearing before I drift off to sleep is Dick Peckerson. Nice.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 жыл бұрын
May your dreams be safe and free of health code violations
@jordankeshawarz1
@jordankeshawarz1 3 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Spencer i could only wish
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 3 жыл бұрын
did you blow him? im sure he would let his fans blow him too
@flapjack5511
@flapjack5511 3 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@mattt198654321
@mattt198654321 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best, most funniest Jaboody Dubs out there. Truly underrated.
@exiledadrian103
@exiledadrian103 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked in the food service industry, I laughed so hard at this
@NoodleCollectors
@NoodleCollectors 3 жыл бұрын
"Testing the limits of the deep fryer using office supplies" I died!!
@fredricknoe3114
@fredricknoe3114 3 жыл бұрын
I died from eating one.
@JustinTiamat
@JustinTiamat 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like they knew I did some shit like that way back in the day when I was working at a Chinese restaurant
@catluva74
@catluva74 3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day I worked in fast food. One of the workers kept throwing pickles in the deep fryer.
@jasmineflower2888
@jasmineflower2888 3 жыл бұрын
It is unacceptable and dangerous.
@sageturmelle
@sageturmelle 2 жыл бұрын
Same. That and the pickles being thrown on the ceiling part amused me.
@intensiveplastic
@intensiveplastic 3 жыл бұрын
One like=1 delicious Chile relleno for Jose’s grieving family.
@himanshulour4105
@himanshulour4105 3 жыл бұрын
I searched up what 'Picante de culo', It meant 'spicy ass' lmao no wonder he never heard of that brand lmfao
@ghostinng274
@ghostinng274 2 жыл бұрын
Every health inspector I've ever met thinks exactly like this. What's funny is when they show up, force you to change how you do stuff, and then customers complain because you aren't allowed to do certain things anymore.
@SirSongi
@SirSongi 3 жыл бұрын
Dirty Dan, not the hero we want but the hero we deserve.
@ProcyonDei
@ProcyonDei 3 жыл бұрын
The wanted felon we deserve...
@inforism.
@inforism. 3 жыл бұрын
don’t let Ron hear you saying that type of blasphemy
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