Jack Black Will Do Anything To Get Into Hebrew School | CONAN on TBS

[@dwilde4624]

Conan- "How are you? Hows your life? Hows your family? You have 2 kids" Jack- "I am" lmao wtf

[@wolverineiscool7161]

he is.

[@dwilde4624]

cool

[@rafay8516]

I think, therefore I am. - Philosopher Jack Black, better known by his alias Rene Descartes.

[@lordcrayzar]

K

[@Zetsuke4]

you mean "How's your like?"

[@mimipanda8431]

Jack Black would wear a winter jacket to a talk show. classic.

[@todddollasign5635]

I need more of jack black telling the Jewish stories I grew up with them with my dads family being Jewish, never really got into religion but I liked the Passover stories and stuff and the way he tells that one tiny sliver is hilarious😂😂

[@matthewnegre8736]

Wouldn't every Saturday be a Black Sabbath in that household?

[@theemilyelizabeth]

@@tylernye5044 For Jews, the Sabbath is from Friday night to Saturday night. Hence the joke :)

[@michaeltozzi3112]

@@theemilyelizabeth But as we all know, Angel of Death is already a fantastic Slayer song.

[@matthewwasson2906]

This joke made my day thank you so much XD

[@harindersingh1262]

Killer joke

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Nicely done.

[@shortsideburns8682]

1:06: I did a double take when he said "'So how is life at the home of the Blacks", but then I remembered what his last name was.

[@DanFedMusic]

Yeah me too, if I was Conan I would've jumped on that

[@grjeremy]

Jack Black is so metal every Friday he literally has a Black Sabbath. Get it?

[@tupacrealhiphopshakur4497]

Hahahaha! I get it cx I laughed so hard my asshole got punched in then I deep fried

[@ljb5163]

+tupacrealhiphop shakur How do I even..

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

I know this is an old comment but I thought the Jewish sabbath was Saturday and the Islamic Sabbath was Friday. I am not either of those religions though so I may be wrong.

[@sonofblessed]

Hehe, you mean _a shvartza Shabbos._

[@BlankRami]

Good one

[@kevinberger3501]

Even if you're not religious, often religious traditions are tied to family and memories, so most of us do have that emotional connection to the faith of our ancestors.

[@DavidLS1]

I have plenty of such memories...all of them either boring or bad or both.

[@evilgary747]

Well, I hope I don't find people arguing while I'm scrolling through the comments.

[@EzraDair]

lets meet somewhere for coffee

[@alesiayw]

😂😂 me too!

[@lordcrayzar]

Don’t look through the comments then.

[@danielirmscher8525]

Shit, that's my favorite part of the Hagadah, too!

[@mahnoorkhan5657]

Is it just me or does he look a little like Jack Nicholson

[@JackieFrankieful]

just you, Leonardo Dicaprio looks like Nicholson

[@th3unmaker]

Nearly identical, at times. Plus a few pounds, of course.

[@th3unmaker]

@@JackieFrankieful Maybe everyone looks like Jack Nicholson.

[@GrammarNazisWillRise]

So true! People judge others too much when it comes to these heavy subjects, such as religious beliefs. I didn't know that Jack Black was an Atheist before watching this video, I thought he was Jewish, but now that I know it I don't respect him less because he seems to be understanding of other religions and he seems like genuine nice person. I am an Agnostic myself, but I still get angry when I listen to people like "The Amazing Atheist" who is a complete asshole towards religious people.

[@sonofblessed]

GrammarNazisWillRise, you remain a Jew even if you don't believe in the foundations of Judaism. This is possible because Judaism has a religious and an ethnic component. In religious terms God gave the Torah to the Jews, which is true whether or not they believe in it. In other words, Black is a Jew, which he would say if you asked him.

[@charleschemtob7263]

Actually the angel of death killed the guy who slaughtered the ox and was eventually slaughtered by God.

[@TriggerGirl007]

Charles Chemtob I was just about to comment on that!

[@sparklemotion101]

Charles Chemtob Yes indeed! The moral of the story is: Shit flows downhill.

[@TheDanielmeeks]

Pretty sure that the angel of death kills the slaughterer, who killed the ox.

[@meirhersson-edery7438]

You're right

[@sonofblessed]

Haha, that mistake was the proverbial "Shema" of this video - it brings out all the Jews.

[@Karynthian]

I seem to remember Kickapoo being about a Christian family

[@LovelySadRain]

2:00 I sang that song when I was little (in italian), it was my favorite.

[@rahbeat9785]

Just when i thought he couldn't get cooler

[@yarinice1]

Jack unnecessarily Jew'd up the pronunciation of the word Hagada ( 1:12 ). There's no CCH sound. It's a regular Ha.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

SuperGenericMan I think you missedthe whole point of their conversation

[@yarinice1]

Thomas Christopher White I just pointed something out.

[@gandolfwiddler2992]

SuperGenericMan you pointed out the whole point of the conversation

[@yarinice1]

Gandolf Widdler The whole point of the conversation was the mispronunciation of a word?

[@gandolfwiddler2992]

SuperGenericMan no the point of the conversation is that Jack Black was exaggerating his Jewish heritage. And by mispronouncing the word in a comically exaggerated Jewish "accent" if you will, he expressed that.

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

Jack Black is Jewish too? is there anybody in Hollywood that isnt Jewish?

[@Afroguitarman]

robin williams

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

Afroguitarman He called himself an "honorary Jew" lol. read his wiki. But I guess he wasn't technically Jewish.

[@americanIDOLfan11111]

Mel Gibson.

[@Aerochalklate]

Ana Costellano HA!

[@adarov]

will smith

[@counterstriving]

Jack Black is fun!

[@NYRangersnumber1fan]

The Angel of Death didn`t slay the ox. The Angel of Death slays the slaughter and then G-d kills the Angel of Death.

[@beatonthedonis]

+Eli Winter Is it like the "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly" song?

[@TheEspill]

@@beatonthedonis lol sort of yes

[@BillShartner]

I bet he would. Hey rabbi, whatcha doin?

[@qweasdzxcname]

i always liked ehad mi yodea. we always sing the "shebashamaim ubaaretz" slower. and its "hagada", not chagada....

[@laalki80]

Angel of Death is a Slayer song. No need to drag Sabbath in there.

[@wwesuperhardyDX]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@Who_Does]

I'm hoping they knew it's from Slayer but they have to insert Black Sabbath since they're taking about Juddaism

[@RoughSmoothie]

Yes, however Black Sabbath lyrical themes are heavily relatable to such biblical stories, whilst the piece by Slayer seems to poke at a certain well-known fascist party leader of the past. It seems that these figures are ultimately opposite from an Israeli point of view, as one of them is portrayed aiding them by killing their enemies in the Hebrew Bible, while the other... did kind of the opposite. Though I guess if anti-semites had a Bible, the number one contender for the title would be obvious :0) Back to the point, have a read if you're interested ;) www.popmatters.com/feature/123480-black-sabbath-1968-1979-a-lyrical-reassessment/

[@SIRJOHNSON33]

ITS AN INSIDE BASE BALL JOKE ... GIVING PRAISE TO THE GOD NOT CREATOR BUT GOD ,,,SATURN OL FATHER TIME ,,JACOB ../ISRAEL,,,WHO'S COLOR IS BLACK ..ALSO HIS LAST NAME ,,,AN HIS FIRST ALSO REPRESENTS SATURN JACOB,, JACK ..JACK'S BLACK SABBATH GET IT.

[@SIRJOHNSON33]

@@Who_Does ITS AN INSIDE BASE BALL JOKE ... GIVING PRAISE TO THE GOD NOT CREATOR BUT GOD ,,,SATURN OL FATHER TIME ,,JACOB ../ISRAEL,,,WHO'S COLOR IS BLACK ..ALSO HIS LAST NAME ,,,AN HIS FIRST ALSO REPRESENTS SATURN JACOB,, JACK ..JACK'S BLACK SABBATH GET IT.

[@DamianSwagen]

Angel of death and you went with Sabbath rather than Slayer

[@ForSkate1080]

Because Sabbath are better

[@DamianSwagen]

i meant cause of the song angel of death by slayer amigo ... I personally love both bands :)

[@ForSkate1080]

oh ok hahaha, dont know that much about slayer sorry

[@EuanH91]

Probably because he figured a mainstream TV talk show audience wouldn't really get the Slayer reference.. but they'd understand "It was very Black Sabbath" - Black Sabbath being famous, even to non-metal fans, for having dark imagery. They wouldn't know there was an actual Slayer song called Angel of Death.

[@SIRJOHNSON33]

@@EuanH91 ITS AN INSIDE BASE BALL JOKE ... GIVING PRAISE TO THE GOD NOT CREATOR BUT GOD ,,,SATURN OL FATHER TIME ,,JACOB ../ISRAEL,,,WHO'S COLOR IS BLACK ..ALSO HIS LAST NAME ,,,AN HIS FIRST ALSO REPRESENTS SATURN JACOB,, JACK ..JACK'S BLACK SABBATH GET IT.

[@naasehvnishmaJH87]

..close, but not exactly.The angel of death kills the butcher, who slaughtered the ox,that drank the water,which extinguished the fire, that burnt the stick, that hit the dog,that killed the cat, that ate the young goats

[@judelion8655]

jimmyhendrix87 very well stated thank you

[@ThundercloudProductions]

Black Sabbath song at the Sabbath of the Black family

[@rorcifer23]

You are a dork... you are also my kind of dork. lol Thank you for making me laugh.

[@rubystaging237]

I love to ❤️ watch Jack Black in his movies, he is funny😺

[@alexpollock6932]

I didn't expect jack black to be an atheist. He's done a lot of stuff revolving around religion, wether it be fighting demons or playing a Mexican wrestling priest

[@fyukfy2366]

the song chain is actually: goat to cat cat to dog dog to stick stick to fire fire to water water to ox/cow/whatever cow to butcher butcher to angel of death angel of death to god

[@michaeltozzi3112]

The infamous butcher, Angel of Death?

[@SIRJOHNSON33]

@@michaeltozzi3112 MONARCH FOR THE KINGDOM OF THE DEAD

[@Danielson399]

He recently sang Chad Gadya. It was beautiful

[@horrorgames420]

Shabat shalom

[@BrawlerTM]

I swear Jack is Andy's doppelganger 😅

[@rddragonman]

i can't tell when he's joking and when he's not

[@americanIDOLfan11111]

Lol at acting like it's hard to get into Hebrew school.. if you pay the money, you're in, it's that simple.

[@idnyftw]

maybe they were fishing jack black for a song or two ;)

[@idnyftw]

Ezra Daßir I hope they're the sexy kind of Jews :P

[@302Maddys]

+450turtle That's not what he said. Don't take everything racist. He just said, that everyone could go to a hebrew school If he pays money for that.

[@maroonhamsa707]

Ezra Daßer your name is Hebrew

[@fyukfy2366]

You mean like any other private school?

[@rachele3334]

Now I want to know if his kids go to that school 😂

[@SKRUBL0RD]

Angel of Death is a Slayer song Just puttin that out there..

[@Zap1199]

Nice reply, intelligent and well thought out comments are becoming few and far between on here,

[@Siviz4]

How nice of you to confirm what I said.

[@JohanGillman]

The Guy is hillarious. I´m Telling ya!

[@musicman1770]

If only he knew the meaning of this simple song, he'd appreciate it more.

[@smilyface38]

If you think about it... It makes total sense

[@diegom-a7970]

"It was very Black Sabbath" 😂😂

[@TheTot]

Yes, it does.

[@ProfessaJ]

Jack Black, Please do a Hannukah Album!!!!

[@tammoran2069]

i think the pressing issue is that "Angel Of Death" if a song by Slayer and Jack Black being the heavy metal guru that he is didn't get that right away and said Black Sabbath. I am disappoint.

[@aresnlJs56]

Psycho Man by Black Sabbath?

[@protonjones54]

Maybe he did it on purpose Sherlock.

[@esme553]

He didn't say "'Angel of Death' by Black Sabbath", he said "[the imagery] was very Black Sabbath". Significant difference.

[@dubitataugustinus]

I am sure he saw the Slayer song reference, but now... do YOU know what that song is about? Josef Mengele, a crazy sonofabitch who tortured and murdered many in the Holocaust. So talking about Judaism and mentioning that is not very good taste... In the other hand, JB LOVES Black Sabbath, and those guys, as you know, use a lot the topic of the actual fallen angel, Lucifer. There ya go :) Never doubt of JB's Metal knowledge ;)

[@Intermentor]

Jack knows his metal Tam, don`t be a dork.

[@sagalesage]

Jack Black is Andy's long lost brother

[@sara35ish]

love this

[@johnsalazar245]

Jamanji actor talks about being jewish and going to Iserle during the filming.

[@yarinn4602]

I understood every second of it as a jew, and its funny AF

[@jackhebrew5649]

Classy !

[@Minxster101]

Angel of death is a slayer song

[@IAmEki]

The counter takes a while to update, especially on popular videos, so quite a few people probably see the video when the counter says 0.

[@JackieFrankieful]

Jack dressed like a random dude from streets xD

[@1Itry]

Is he wearing a winter jacket?

[@mpu223]

What do you call a Saturday with Jack Black? Black Sabbath.

[@greenrobot5]

and hispanic is not a skin color, it just means a person who comes from a spanish-speaking country, but many have different race mixtures and some may be all white, black or any pure race like that.

[@Qrayon]

"Chad Gadyah" was the first heavy metal song?? Who knew?

[@cajonbru]

Angel of Death is a song by SLAYER and it's about doctor death, Joseph Mengele

[@AngstyLady]

Starting at 7 seconds in: At that angle, Conan's mic sorta looks like a gun in Jack Blacks hand, lol.

[@richieshaffershaffer5454]

My 2 favorite people EVER!

[@madmax18840]

Angel of Death is a Slayer song!

[@Danny-po8vr]

My coach from school looks exactly like jack black.

[@jibberingjon]

What is the name of the song he is talking about? How do you spell it? I'd like to hear it.

[@sonofblessed]

Chad Gadya. It means "one goat" in Aramaic. There are many renditions of this song, but here is one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIqZfKGlrK-Vf7s

[@SimoTritaBass]

how many jews are in hollywood ? they ae all there...

[@yekj]

לייק כל הישראלים 😂 I LIKE JACK BLACK!!!

[@galeilia1597]

איזה כיף שהוא אחד משלנו

[@VastkustSvamp]

He is high!

[@KAZEEMA91]

LOVE THIS GUY

[@RideMyBMW]

min 0:30 "Im an atheist, but I'm a jew" OK? WTF?

[@RideMyBMW]

***** that makes NO FU%$IN SENSE. you cant "inherit" a religion. You can no more "inherit" Judaism than you can "inherit" Catholicism or Buddhism.

[@idontcare3984]

+RideMyTruck You don't inherit the religion. Jews is a ethnic group and Judasim is a religion. Jews existed before the religion.

[@highfunctioningsociopath4761]

+Christian Ohlzon No they didn't. They were Canaanite polytheists before King Josiah invented Yahwism.

[@idontcare3984]

They are a ethnoreligious group. Google it.

[@RideMyBMW]

Christian Ohlzon no dude. There is NO link between ethnicity and religion. Thinking otherwise leads us down a VERY dangerous path.

[@AlanOfAmine09]

Saturday? Not Sunday?

[@sonofblessed]

The Reform and Conservative Judaism movements adopted the Sunday school tradition. If you're an Orthodox Jew you have daily religious studies as the main part of your curriculum, and Orthodox Jews don't drive on the Sabbath.

[@missymc00]

THE ANGEL OF DEATH THAT'S SO BADASS

[@thegoldenrules9370]

funny thing is that hes right... im jewish and that part of the "hagada" actually ends with the angel of death slaying the ox. lmao.

[@chillestbread9166]

thats youtube. get used to it or go outside.

[@carl1095]

Who's the guest sitting next to JB and why's he always on Conan O?

[@kensilverman793]

thats andy fucking richter. show some goddamn respect.

[@Twocrudedudes]

he's Conan's sidekick

[@michaeltozzi3112]

Angel Of Death could be a Black Sabbath song. Do you mean it is a Slayer song?

[@yamahabmxer1]

true

[@miked468]

and you are?

[@LiadMalone]

1:13: It's Hagada, with an actual H.

[@351cleavland]

Nuh-uh! Its a Styx song!

[@cameronhoke5558]

Is that Tim Biskup on his shirt?

[@armin38822]

good Volcom jacket.

[@monzy2]

I like your comment ... He's hilarious and incredibly talented as a musician, I don't think his belief system comes into play at all on how he's regarded at all.

[@stonage6]

Angel of Death is a Slayer song, not a sabbath song!

[@littlemoretime1]

It's both. A person can have Jewish ancestors that are like old-school Egyptian/Israelite middle-eastern descent. But a lot of people of Jewish heritage/ancestry went to Europe & look more like the rest of Europe. 1 can also be Jewish by converting to the religion despite not having any direct connection to the original people. U can be Jewish by ancestry or by faith or both.

[@makesyouuncomfortable6229]

a lot*

[@Poewzer]

Cool story bro

[@seanfenrir]

Yeah, my friend's mother and father (mother puerto rican, father black) converted to the muslim religion before she was born.

[@EricRodriguez24]

Hey... I know you!

[@stupidsquirrel12]

You're obviously new here.

[@TheBlueSnake]

LOL, i want some of what ur smoking!!

[@fifim11]

Slayer not Sabbath

[@TheLadyRochester]

A disbelief in God or gods does not a homosexual make.

[@cassie1421]

angel of death by Black Sabbath. I would think that's legit.

[@aditi1998]

this is it, you're time is up.... YOU'RE BORIIIIIING!

[@TheHortoncrow]

Could be a Black Sabbath song, is actually a Slayer song.

[@NoaLives79]

Chad Gadya is very Black Sabath... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Awesome joke!

[@SuperFiretruckyou]

What's he talking about black sabbath angel of death is slayer

[@RedTriangle53]

john behun Pretty sure Bach was first out on that one.

[@starr0401]

+john behun Angelwitch also had an angel of death track before Slayer. Slayer is okay but they don't get to claim that song title.

[@RayhanMustafamusic]

He said Black Sabbath because it's a Jewish term I think. I feel like he wrote that joke.

[@TheKorfish]

Black sabbath is a heavy metal band he was referring to the themes of that Hebrew song also the sabbath for Jews and Christians is the day of rest where as a Black sabbath would be the opposite.

[@rbar1994]

Is it the video quality, or was the lightening bad that day?

[@GabbySimoneMusic]

i soooo agree