His delivery of 'Bankrupt Pug' is absolutely stellar.
@kelzuya9 жыл бұрын
Knackered Puffin my favourite
@abiwright27263 жыл бұрын
This really was the greatest show ever wasn’t it
@jamesfield16744 ай бұрын
it was superb
@willoww616012 жыл бұрын
my fave is "a methane investigation"
@josephlewis92373 ай бұрын
Love the descriptions-"bankrupt pug, abandoned greenhouse, knackered puffin, worn out willy, half-buttered bollock, Italian fart-rinser, etc". "Hobo's minge" was just the best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@ThisCharmingMan198411 жыл бұрын
"With your face like a hobo's minge" - one of the greatest lines ever.
@theseeker37714 жыл бұрын
Love that Dee is trying not to laugh at 'neglected raddish'. Half the difficulty of being a succesful comedian is not laughing.
@willoww616012 жыл бұрын
a difficult flannel
@baileyrob2 жыл бұрын
"like a methane investigation" is pretty inventive but my favourite is "like a world-weary onion" HAHAHAAAAAA
@Ruthypops13 жыл бұрын
Knackered Puffin and Galvanised Pan, absolutely superb
@rosson19832 ай бұрын
“A swindled partridge” has to be up there 😂😂😂
@ozanyoung29094 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Jack Dee struggle to hold back so many laughs.
@ed1ss12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Jack is known for the king of droll. So rarely epresses emotion. So when Vic makes him smile he knows he really is getting to him.
@aspinningtop12 жыл бұрын
I will never ever get bored of watching this. Can't decide on one favourite but 'like a crate full of rotten memories' comes close, along with 'well old hifi', 'outlandish pair of trousers' and 'a not tonight Henry'. BBC, Y U NO MAKE MORE SERIES?!!?
@michaelsymes6479 Жыл бұрын
Face like a Bankrupt pug. 👍
@izzypowell31978 жыл бұрын
"Wolverine, cutlery for fingers!" gets me every time. Absolutely brilliant.
@88Anesthetize8 жыл бұрын
Suit yourself.
@alexperry4912 жыл бұрын
Superb m8, cracked up, again hahahaha
@andrewfinnegan75392 жыл бұрын
🖐🫠
@mikewraight10324 жыл бұрын
" hes a grumpy evening turtle, oh yes...like an undiluted tizer " 🤣🤣🤣
@jimineedles4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnthompson99183 жыл бұрын
Just reading the comments there of folks favourite lines... all of these clips on the video are comedy gold legend for compiling this. 👌🏼
@Eccleswaslegendary3 жыл бұрын
“A jar, of tinned trout” 😂 Took a moment on that one.
@nickdearden22732 жыл бұрын
Man for fighting for dear life keeping a straight face.
@wd40203 жыл бұрын
I love how nobody's talking about the WELL OLD HI-FI and how much Bob WHEEZES when he says it
@andrewfinnegan75393 жыл бұрын
Is it really old?
@MrFloyd-jf6fh2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewfinnegan7539 s'WELL old.
@FrederickThePie12 жыл бұрын
'Difficult flannel' and 'bankrupt pug' are my favourites.
@darkshade2k76 жыл бұрын
'With your face like an Italian fart rinser' gets me every time, lol
@rogo20438 жыл бұрын
These never get old.
@onlyone199011 жыл бұрын
Jack is actually quite adorable when he does smile
@SourProductions011 жыл бұрын
I've never been so excited to click a related video before. Thank you for your hard work
@DJGrice138 жыл бұрын
'A Not Tonight Henry' gets me everytime lol
@jakedalquen7 жыл бұрын
Yep, definitely the winner. I try and use it in every day conversation where possible lol
@sfshinz7 жыл бұрын
It got Jack Dee.
@RenaissanceEarCandy5 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer once brewed three award winning beers, one of which was called "Not Now Madam"
@animatiz5 жыл бұрын
DJ Grice Is he talking about Dawn French ?
@chaz.923 жыл бұрын
@@animatiz what I was thinking 😂 we need answers!
@EnglanderUK13 жыл бұрын
Jack's reactions is what makes it.
@mattfern86754 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 👌
@josephlewis9237Ай бұрын
I've never seen him laugh more than "With your face like an explosion on a shit farm". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@iskrajackal9049 Жыл бұрын
The woman's laugh @2:53 One of those laughs that make you fall about laughing because it's fun
@d4nnysp3nc3r4 жыл бұрын
A gloomy Welsh monument 😂😂
@whitewolf-yd2nf9 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for this upload, I watch it at least once a day, funniest thing I've seen in ages!
@jamesdavies98753 жыл бұрын
Bankrupt pug absolutely done me
@danieltempleton653310 жыл бұрын
Got to love Jacks Face
@Thecuregalore9413 жыл бұрын
Well done for putting this together, I was considering doing something like this myself but I'm relieved to see somebody put the effort in!
@Localnomadmovies12 жыл бұрын
Thank god I'm from the UK. As much as I love US comedy, (Simpsons, Friends, Family guy/american Dad,) I don't think "foreign"humour will EVER Make me laugh as much as this. I literally cried with laughter for 7 mins !!
@UncledadBFD3 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons is British-level satire. Wow, 8 year old comment warranting replies
@AlbertWesker18711 жыл бұрын
With your face like a hard boiled bollock! Best line ever!
@walldermatthew19 жыл бұрын
Like a 'not tonight Henry' loooool
@dannyclub098 жыл бұрын
"... like a bankrupt pug"
@MrBumboclart11 жыл бұрын
I love being British.
@davidevans57274 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Britain's pre-eminent broadcaster spend public money on this show. Bravo.
@carlstarbuck32429 ай бұрын
Crying my eyes out from Knackered Puffin onwards! 😂
@samwinsley9529 Жыл бұрын
‘Disused slot’ gets my vote.
@88Anesthetize11 жыл бұрын
"Doomed Horse". Hahaha!
@DokterWertham12 жыл бұрын
It's a call back to the original Shooting Stars series of the nineties. Jack's chair on Team A used to be occupied by Mark Lamarr. Both men have a reputation for being miserable and were teased by Vic and Bob because of it. Whenever Vic questioned Mark, Bob would chime in with "He's a nineteen fifties throwback", "He's a cheeky cockney grease ball" or a variant in that same singsong voice.
@samuelentwistle82577 жыл бұрын
Like a jar of tinned trout is defo my fave that and the grieving cod 😂
@barrymay82692 жыл бұрын
That’s a little fishy!!!
@alfonso49552 жыл бұрын
Rogered Whittaker and Turkish Fiddling Cup are top ones for me!!
@raypower123rp12 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the funniest thing ive watched!!
@linkieloos9 жыл бұрын
Jack Dee: The human Grumpy Cat.
@ste25774 жыл бұрын
With your face, like troubled magnets 🤣
@danforrest77655 жыл бұрын
Difficult flannel and fudge magnet are my favourites
@jekylthorn89692 жыл бұрын
Notice how no one laughs at "Rogered Whittaker"! That was the funniest of the lot!!
@sophiethefairy13 жыл бұрын
"Jack; with your face like a grieving cod" "Like a hobbit with a cottage pie" And Jack's reaction is just like -__- ... :') Hilarious!
@RetroAdzz Жыл бұрын
With your face.... Like a forgotton tunnel My favourite 🤣
@TherymasterWidnes4 жыл бұрын
A methane investigation is hilarious
@rustypadhraigdiarmuidseano31929 ай бұрын
I just spent 7 minutes solid CACKING my pants.
@d4nnysp3nc3r4 жыл бұрын
A bankrupt pug 😂😂😂
@kaw2033 жыл бұрын
I really miss this show
@KKAkuoku3 жыл бұрын
0:46 - 0:52 “Like Scooby-Doo’s Xmas dump”
@quimsolls112 жыл бұрын
Like a difficult flannel... that just tickled me for some reason hehehe
@tsb931111 ай бұрын
Jar of tinned trout can never be beaten
@jurassicmatt27964 жыл бұрын
Half buttered bollock. Wins.
@djbukkit4 жыл бұрын
I agree! Plus, the way vic licks his lips before delivering the ‘half buttered bollock’ absolutely makes it!!
@maxbateman66233 жыл бұрын
Like a bankrupt pug, I enjoyed that.
@fodsaks11 жыл бұрын
I love Jack's dress sense.
@Gatheist Жыл бұрын
“WOLVERINE!!!” 😂😂😂💀
@bytesabre12 жыл бұрын
This is the only time I've ever seen Jack Dee smile.
@ElektraPalace5 жыл бұрын
Love Shooting Stars. Some for sale to them; Face like a failed MOT. Like a mouldy dish cloth. Like a spent force.
@eviltaylor13 ай бұрын
I saw some TV quiz on TV once and Vic not only made spontaneous jokes but had a cartoon of the joke already done in his pocket like a magician, he did it at least three times and each time it got funnier. I can't remember what it was, some BBC bourgeoise pish but I never really liked him before that. He also brought out a book of dog turds.
@loyallooper13 жыл бұрын
With your face like a "...not tonight, Henry"
@arfer12 жыл бұрын
My favorites are "difficult flannel" and "methene investigation".
@samkai30716 жыл бұрын
Like a quadriplegic tree surgeon Like a fuseless socket Like a singed moustache Like a soured fruit corner Like a misspelled surname Like an adhesiveless envelope Like a bounced cheque Like an incorrect translation Like a bodged patio
@BigyetiTechnologies9 ай бұрын
Like racing bacon
@lcpdofficer530510 жыл бұрын
Jack with your face like a recurring cough
@steve_o3794 жыл бұрын
Scooby-Doo's Xmas dump 🤣🤣
@JavertRA3 жыл бұрын
I saw him doing I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue at the Fringe and it's funny when he cracks up and breaks his deadpan personality.
@bewildered54443 жыл бұрын
....... like a gloomy Welsh monument.
@samisawsumm12 жыл бұрын
yeah, also he loves to annoy jack, as jack is easily pissed off lol
@Dismas4444 жыл бұрын
Like a swindled partridge
@davidheseltine8513 жыл бұрын
jack with your face like a grieving cod
@DJessdee5 ай бұрын
He's a grumpy evening turtle!!! 😂😂😂
@MrDREWASIDE4 жыл бұрын
Knackered puffin. 🤣
@djbukkit4 жыл бұрын
Like a turkish fiddling cup
@dave4118412 жыл бұрын
They used to do it to Mark Lamarr all the time when he was Team A captain - tis tradition
@8saltman3 жыл бұрын
I think Jack Dee is quite attractive.
@Mitzie411 жыл бұрын
Like a sundried fart haha!
@WesleyScottOfficial Жыл бұрын
The incredible thing about these put downs is that this is the 1st time anyone has heard these insults including Vic Reeves!! You can see his brian turning. 😂
@jimineedles5 жыл бұрын
UNDILUTED TIZER
@jasondennington92143 жыл бұрын
Face like a well old hifi 😂😂😂😂
@ed1ss12 жыл бұрын
It was for Mark Lamarr in the early days when he was a captain, Cause he's a 1950's Binman.
@antster19834 жыл бұрын
"He's a greasy lover!"
@shmookins4 жыл бұрын
Like a leaking tin can of expired dreams.
@The1990Doctor10 жыл бұрын
his reaction's are epic
@TheMadTatter2 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, it's Hobo's Minge for me.
@camtheman3x612 жыл бұрын
my favorite is "a half buttered bollock"
@88Anesthetize11 жыл бұрын
Like a Balding Cactus.
@seantreasure848110 жыл бұрын
with your face like 'Racing Bacon'...where does he pluck this from?
@josephlewis9237Ай бұрын
I don't know, but, "racing bacon" sounds very streaky.
@LyingSecret12 жыл бұрын
"Like a cowpokes' potty"
@adamlee33335 жыл бұрын
Jack, with your face Like a hollow baguette Like an obsolete phone charger Like a frightful pillock Like an over-seasoned broth Like an insincere compliment Like a dry clementine