Jack Frost - Phelous

[@FRKAnimeExaminer]

True story: The fake snow was necessary because they tried to film it in Winter so they could get real snow, but none fell that year. They had a similar problem with the sequel where they set it on an Island in order to avoid the snow issue, and it ended up raining during most of the shoot so they had to set most of it at night.

[@SammEater]

It's like Mother Nature herself didn't want this movie to be made.

[@JThom529]

You’re talking about the movie or review?

[@dragoonofrivia23]

Yes.

[@averagegamecritic]

Fun fact, an emperor thought Neptune fucked with him, so he ordered soldiers to stab the ocean. This is dumber than that, amazing

[@tyberiusmartyn38]

Brandon Foley was that Niro or Caliga

[@dragoonofrivia23]

Caligula. He also collected seashells, thinking that inconvenienced Neptune, somehow. And of course, the ever-amusing story of King Xerxes of Persia, who beat the ocean with a whip for not obeying his commands to be calm.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@dragoonofrivia23 No wonder that douche lost his first fleet to the ocean in 300, Neptune had had ENUFF of BDSM play.

[@171QA]

Phealous and Lupa's love is truly a timeless treasure. XD

[@SpeedyEric1]

171QA Uuuuum.

[@171QA]

Too late, I read the show more part. XD Besides I just watched her recent Baywatching episodes a few days ago. ;)

[@FuugaNatsu]

[@lizzychrome7630]

Obviously I don't know them as people, but their onscreen persona at least are one of the best couples ever.

[@apasssamy228]

كرتوت ابرتكس

[@BronzeBoy520]

Everyone knows that Serial killers have morphing DNA. Gingerbread men, little dolls, and now Snowmen. Of course they can fuse with anything.

[@youwayo]

Sandman

[@avalynpoe4441]

The Thing?

[@mindlessgonzo]

And apparently have grudges that should be fucking forgot because they were

[@AmaryInkawult]

We should dissect them for science. The cure for cancer could within them.

[@BigK13372]

Lets face it, every serial killers are basically metahumans with constantly changing genetic codes. Why else does all those assholes have an inability of staying dead?

[@jacktorrance9255]

I remember this movie, Michael Keaton was great in this.

[@fenrir-art4742]

XD oh my. lol

[@cainbutler6291]

It’s a shame the movie sucked ass tho.

[@hypnotised-clover]

@James Westfall No, this is Jack Frost, what are you talking about?

[@Shades14]

@@hypnotised-clover Dat's da joke.

[@hypnotised-clover]

@@Shades14 ?

[@davidcolby167]

"Phelous is dying again: It's a Christmas miracle!" remains one of my favorite endings

[@bigdaddydons6241]

I love how phelous is uploading all these winter movies in the middle of summer.

[@SpeedyEric1]

At least it was winter on the other side of the equator.

[@gracekim1998]

It was winter when it was filmed at least and originally uploaded

[@VentiMel]

Phelous. You might not read this but I just want to say you are my favourite online reviewer and I love all of the videos you make. Thank you for making me laugh even when I didn't feel like laughing. You are amazing. Keep up the good work.

[@robertswartzer3257]

Agreed. Your videos are addictive lol. Always makes my day.

[@cainbutler6291]

@@robertswartzer3257 he always has me in tears laughing my ass off 😂. This, the dingo pictures reviews and the thankskilling review are among my favorites.

[@banananutduckbread1279]

This movie is basically Child's Play with a snowman. XD

[@banananutduckbread1279]

Niall Hagan EX-FUCKIN'-ZACTLY!

[@tristangoldsmith862]

Mista G Not Mista J almost same with gingerdead man. Except it had a gingerbread man instead

[@artofmore7197]

Phelous's humor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Frost, Thankskilling and Drive Thru's humor.

[@ellnats]

the dvd cover scared me more then this movie did

[@SpeedyEric1]

I know the feeling. I remember as a kid, I would always see the VHS cover to this film in the horror section of my local video store.

[@Darkcyndermaya]

Same here as a kid.

[@Goatlactic]

Is it me or is there a consistent theme of "funny" horror movies always having a scene involving the monster raping a lady. It happened here, it happened in the turkey movie and it happened in the killer dog movie. I'm sure it happened in others too. And there are people that claim only male rape isn't taken serious. I'm pretty fucking sure its rape in general that gets treated that way at least by soulless tasteless people that think being "edgy" auto makes their writing mature and intelligent.

[@konstance13]

+Goatlactic Yeah, I hate when movies play it off that way. It's just super uncomfortable (especially watching with a group.) It's like they think as long as it's a monster, it's funny not tasteless. :/ There's lots of good horror comedies that don't do this of course. (Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Housebound, Scream, etc.)

[@lizzychrome7630]

Word.

[@cytorakdemon]

alien bro dude guy Its unfortunately balanced out by male rape in romantic comedy films. In the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights, a guy takes an oath of celibacy, his friends then tie him to a bed and he gets banged by a prostitute. When the girl he likes sees him like this, she threatens to dump him, until he apologizes profusely for you know... being raped. Then she takes him back.

[@Karvosh]

I think we can just all agree that rape is never funny, and using it as some form of humour is as tasteless as it is disgusting.

[@markcobuzzi826]

+Hamsterloki I think that is the main reason why Phelous’ “rape horn” gag is one of the only times where that kind of subject matter is able to work for a joke, in my opinion. Phelous’ gag is not intended to suggest that rape itself is ever any laughing matter, but rather to simply ridicule filmmakers who think it is a good idea to throw the serious subject of rape into their movies in such an awkward, unwarranted, and/or tasteless way. If anything, things like that gag (along with that South Park episode mocking the double-standards against female-on-male rape victims, as another example) derive their humor from attacking some of the very people responsible for rape culture and its trivialization, rather than the victims’ situations.

[@davidspring4003]

"She said wine, not champagne" Champagne IS wine. Sparkling white wine from a specific region in France.

[@gracekim1998]

No that’s sparkling wine, when people say wine they don’t normally mean the clear stuff😅

[@Mathee]

I think the bully actually said "move it" and not "movie", or rather that's the least stupid explanation I can come up with 'cause I refuse to believe the kid's nickname is actually "movie"

[@JThom529]

Maybe it really was meant as a self/aware joke to make up for how much it sucked

[@03bgood]

@@JThom529 The Michael Keaton one is way worse!

[@JThom529]

@@03bgoodI barely remember that one

[@ritamariealan93]

Woah Phelous has some serious guns. That opening shot...

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Jack Frost thinks he is the new Chucky, but he is just the new Gingerdead Man.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Olaf has gone off the deep end

[@mathieuleader8601]

***** plot for Frozen 2

[@lucasbell4831]

Mathieu Leader Hey, as long as he kills Elsa, I'm fine with that plot.

[@troin3925]

You know, considering the ridiculous type of explanation for Jack becoming a snowman, all his powers, his constant one-liners and puns, I think this movie would’ve been much more interesting if it had one of the twist endings of Split where instead of being a suspense thriller (or a horror comedy in this case), it turns out to be a supervillain origin story that’s an R-rated throwback to silver age superhero comic books.

[@ellnats]

I just realized, jack frost is basically a snow version of Sandman from spiderman

[@PostmortemBirth]

Wow. So was Hydroman ... from Spider-Man.

[@troin3925]

Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana This movie feels like a supervillain origin story anyway.

[@gracekim1998]

Oh yeah!

[@mathieuleader8601]

Jack Frost is a frozen Krusty the Klown

[@lelauracolette]

Do you wanna build a snowman....it doesn't have to be a snowman!

[@Intertayne]

I am constantly confused by your physique, Phelous.

[@lnfreeman]

Intertayne right? opening shot i was like since when the fuck is Phelan a hot lumberjack!?

[@ATeaDaze]

I thought this movie was hilarious when I was in junior high. I was, indeed, a jackass.

[@redrum0127]

the sled thing happened to my cousin. he didn't lose his head or anything like that, but sure needed stitches in it

[@jimterry101]

redrum0127 your cousin teleported to the bottom of a hill too??? bizarre...

[@SALshaNoma]

This feels like they were trying to make Chucky with a snowman but didn't understand what made that movie good.

[@miguelmercadoFC]

Title card looks amazing

[@drakeloki4214]

I don't know how things are in Canada but in the U.S. if a person is yelling and in anyway being disruptive in a very public manner like being hysterical and destroying snow men for a contest yelling about a killer snow man, the cops can lock him up for disturbing the peace for a few hours to give him a chance to calm down.

[@bloodrunsclear]

Phelous is full HD!

[@Sclasspsycho]

What's the point of making a letter with magazine letters if you're going to put your name on it? He might as well have handwritten it. That would be less work.

[@Fanimati0n]

More personal too

[@avremirine8986]

Kind of reminds me of Fantastic Mr. Fox.

[@JThom529]

I think that was the guy’s Nick name for himself (or whatever the papers dubbed him) his real name was probably generic and boring heh

[@doranstewartstewart6521]

Holy shit, phelan is like super hot. not to ripped but like that one high school teacher that lives next door to you. And washes his car with his shirt off kind of hot.

[@Arrowdodger]

Maybe my favorite titlecard. So cute.

[@linuxrobotgeek]

I found this movie in best buy and what piqued my curiosity was the scary snowman face that Jack Frost had. Little did I know that it was false advertising.

[@DarksideEXE]

Opening bit joke: Hey Lupa, Do you wanna build a snowman?

[@AnnaDee101]

DNA bonding with the snow... but that just looked like a cartoon of red blood cells. =/

[@honestred7600]

He sent him a threatening letter of magazine cut-outs but then he signed it at the bottom.

[@popman1997]

I think Jack Frost is trying to be Freddy Krueger

[@SpeedyEric1]

popman1997 Phelous said the same thing about the turkey puppet in Thankskilling.

[@Cenobite1991]

Sounds more like he's doing a bad Chucky voice in my opinion.

[@troin3925]

+popman1997 Or at least Mr. Ice.

[@electricrainbowskull]

Oh my goodness they too adorable :D

[@Ozymandias2x]

Watching him fumble those keys reminds me of those commercials where the actor pretends to be physically and mentally incapable of using (or comprehending) a common household object.

[@fitzytail896]

I would say Shannon Elizabeth's Career was a bit elevated considering this movie was her first movie.

[@Themaniacnextdoor]

When I grew up there was always a copy of this for rental at the general store in town. I was never allowed to see it and now I can't find it anywhere :/

[@deathoftheendless]

Themaniacnextdoor they released it on BlueRay recently. I got to meet Scott MacDonald (Voice of Jack Frost) at a horror con in my hometown. He’s a sweet guy. Had him sign my copy Jack Frost 2. :)

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

I remember seeing the VHS in my local Hollywood Videos store in the horror section. Had a sweet picture-changing cover that always stuck in my mind.

[@MSTe98]

See, this is why there can't be MST3K-esque one-liners in a movie that supposed to be taking itself at least a little seriously, at least not these kind of one-liners. It makes it seem like the Snowman is completely disinterested in everything going on around him. But I'll admit, "Look ma! I'm a Picasso!" was a pretty funny line.

[@hmuhammad0746]

how did i _just_ realize this was uploaded today

[@averagegamecritic]

Wait, why did it bond with snow? There were at least a dozen different elements, such as his clothes, oxygen, hydrogen, air is made of a ton of elements.

[@BloodrealmX]

Because if it bonded with his clothes we'd have Kill La Kill, and we can't have something good getting involved with this movie. People are people, clothing is clothing, and a shitty movie is a shitty movie.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

It would less kill la kill and where jacket from knd.

[@BloodylocksBathory]

The giant snowball crashing through the wall is my favorite part. OH YEAAHHHHH

[@vivimariefedorov7374]

Anyone remember the Jack Frost movie starring Michael Keaton where he was reincarnated as a CGI Snowman? ☃️🙎‍♂️

[@goryguy5106]

I think you mean CGI demon. Been awhile since I've seen it, but i recall there being a demon.

[@misterprickly]

I like the festivus pole ;)

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Misterprickly Oh good. I'm not the only one who liked it.

[@NodDisciple1]

Misterprickly They better have meatloaf spaghetti.

[@NodDisciple1]

Misterprickly They better have meatloaf spaghetti.

[@ATeaDaze]

+Misterprickly The tradition of Festivus begins... with the airing of grievances: I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

[@SyberiaWinx]

I'm not the only one who totally thought this was gonna be a review of the OTHER "Jack Frost", right? XD

[@Pastshelfdate]

Hi, Phelous and girlfriend (Sorr, I'm actually on disability for bad memory, among other things), RiffTrax agrees with you about "Jack Frost," and decided they had to make it actually funny. Your review was fun, too. I think you do your best work when, as does the Doctor, you have someone with whom to talk about what's going on. :)

[@JHParee]

H.P. Lovecraft explored the idea that the soul is a myth and all life is a chemical in his HERBERT WEST-REANIMATOR series.

[@ellnats]

16:28 actually he means like you'd get sick from it

[@whatiftherewasanun]

For whatever reason I used to be scared of the box cover for this movie.

[@SamuraiMotoko]

phelous green screen effect are really good in this one. I mean, he could get rid off the complete background. And replace it with a different place. That way it can show canada with out snow, because we know there really snow 24/7

[@BigHead2615]

Man, I remember seeing this and the 2nd Jack Frost horror films when ever I would go to our local video rental store. I remember kind of wanting to see them, but my older brother said they were bad (or scary?), so, to this day I still haven't seen them - though I think I saw parts of one a couple years back on TV or something.

[@Tareltonlives]

This and the Rifftrax are really the only ways to make this movie watchable.

[@anythingelse8141]

Ah Canada St. the only road in Canada.

[@Canada1994]

You mean the Trans Canada Highway right?

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

That fake little girl voice is Baby Lickety Split from the original My Little Pony. That, or it sounds just like her.

[@stormwolf3252]

I shall provide the appropriate reaction to that revelation: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnS9dZd4rpqmick

[@marissathegreat7630]

Or audrey from little shop of horrors (1986) ❔❔

[@davezdragon]

1:47 "No, I want a story. Pleeeeease?" Sounds like Baby Bop's voice.

[@pon2oon]

The weather ain't what it used to be aye Phelous?

[@hebrew26commandmentspower55]

Oatmeal Shit with Marshmallows in it ? LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂 haha

[@Disney65Fan]

Oops wrong movie I thought it was the 1998 film.

[@Sandlot1992]

well there are a lot of movies that have the different title!

[@UncleSam2028]

The shot of the kid on the sled before the bully was decapitated, isn't the same kid on the sled that actually decapitates the bully.

[@TDog14126]

Lupa is slowly growing on me, I like her the more I watch her appearances in these vids.

[@jackmcslay]

13:48 Apparently they need a key for a padlock that's obviously unlocked.

[@marissathegreat7630]

Your humor made my day! 😀

[@NicoBleackley]

Phelous is very buff.... wtf

[@bocowan9106]

Those two are adorkable together 😄

[@TheSmokingSkull]

Great review! You should review the sequel.

[@MrLuciusrm]

He did! Look on his website

[@TheSmokingSkull]

Giovanni Gianluca Reina Oh really? I'll have to check. Thanks for telling me!

[@baffledbrandon6971]

Holy shit! There's a sequel!?

[@adamo6250]

Am I the only who thinks this would've worked as a comic

[@aliendead7580]

I love this movie

[@knshinn2]

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend...

[@imaginaryobserver]

So This is where all the puns from Satan Claus went. Also hands-straight-in-front got me thru a lot of video games.

[@BlazeNStar]

Wasn't there a Jack Frost that was a children's movie about a guy who became a snowman and became a better father that way? To be fair that movie has a more scary looking snowman than this one, I think it's the eyes and mouth, this one looks more derpy, the other one looks more uncanny, plus he opens its mouth to talk and moves its stick arms and hands and that doesn't look right at all. I'd rather see the children's movie snowman be the killer one and this one be the dad snowman.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I just been to Arizona during the Christmas holidays, and there IS snow down there, mostly in the higher elevations. I actually remember seeing the VHS box to this movie in the horror section in my local video store, and the snowman on the cover sure as shit looks scarier than the one in the actual movie. 3:05- The same could also go to the Michael Keaton Jack Frost. Hell, he even joked about it in THAT movie. 5:36- No, the bullies are telling the kid to "movie" as in "move out of the way." 6:18- The kid got his head cut off buy another kid on his sled right behind him. This isn't like that edited mess in the end of Crocodile. 8:02- That was a weird use of the SpongeBob music. Before this review, I never thought I'd see the image of a snowman raping the slut from American Pie, but here it is. The snow puns in this movie are worst than the ice puns in Batman & Robin. 16:49- Even when I was a kid, I knew I shouldn't be stupid enough to put something like anti-freeze in something I was making.

[@troin3925]

This guy is no better at snow and ice puns than Mr. Ice.

[@winterlynn9012]

That shot of the kid getting decapitated by the sled was hilarious..The camera angle was what did it. Would have been even funnier if you had edited in Goofys infamous scream (Or some other sound effect) over the part where you see the head flying in the air,lol.

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Winter Lynn You can pause it and see someone on the sled going behind the kid its supposed to kill. Damn this is lazy editing

[@bloodybutterflygaming1242]

I'm not sure the bully was calling the kid "Movie". I think he was saying "Move it" and it just kinda sounded that way because of the way he said it.

[@TheFrogQueen]

This whole thing is really traumatizing LOL and ya, good thing its always snowy on Canada Street...

[@retrogamelover2012]

10:35-10:48 I learnt that the hard way. Also, is it kind of sad that the "girl's" voice reminds me of Fidget from Dust: An Elysian Tail?

[@Aqua-Marine-UK_1991]

i keep thinking you were gonna show a chucky clip during this video. thank god

[@TemmiePlays]

12:57 watch the guys trip on the fake snow cover on the ground. surprised Phelous didn't notice that

[@Shades14]

16:49 Probably one of my favorite rants of all time over something so stupid. Seriously, how dumb did the writers think kids are?

[@pon2oon]

3:06 Wait, why is he The Incredible Melting Man in this shot???

[@poker8100]

Hey phelous for your next review do the golden films version of hunchback of notre dame or any crappy Disney sequel

[@yukiskyzero1313]

Seeing Phelan and Alison having fun is much better than this piece of crap movie of nothing but bad jokes from the villain.. xD

[@kirbgames9841]

dang phelous is ripped lol

[@didgereemedia194]

Human Jack looks like Trevor Phillips

[@evilworld3147]

Deadly weapon that the movie has shown was one liner. I little when heard those.

[@smb-c3po]

Another great video, Phelan. Oh, well, at least they tried! Sam T parodied this movie as Snowy The Frostman. There are other horror films parodied in that as well. The Shining, Friday The 13th, and A Nightmare On Elm Street. Just to name a few movies Snowy The Frostman parodied.

[@NemoNautilusEra]

The theme song is very catchy. Can't put it out of my head.

[@Epipon3]

The FBI guy’s ancestor must be Hercules. If his great ancestor could grab water with his bare hands, he could shoot water and harm it.

[@ronanthesuperginger]

huh i was thinking it was the one with batman i mean..... SNOWMAN. FEAR THE PUNS

[@averagegamecritic]

This may be a dumb question, but isn't everything in the human body a chemical? Unless it breaks science laws, isn't the soul a chemical since it is supposedly in the human body?

[@KaristaSwiss]

11:44 I missed that about the carrot :o

[@rejectrealism]

I remember watching this when I was like...7.

[@TheSkully343]

I ' L L F I N D A W A A A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ! ! !

[@ghysling]

>Take a good look, because it's the last time you [...]

[@Ratciclefan]

This movie is seriously tasteless and unfunny. What the hell. For some reason I thought this was a review of that one movie where the child's dad dies but is revived as a snowman (never heard of this one). Still, you and Lupa are seriously cute and funny together. And I was wondering, what is that jingle that played in 1:08?

[@powergirl8720]

Juan D'Marco I thought it was that movie too

[@Ratciclefan]

Apparently it's also called Jack Frost. xD

[@roninwilson9523]

Jack Frost is a rip oof of chucky

[@haileygibson739]

Did he say Denver at 8:26?