Stay Alive - Phelous

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Phelan Porteous

Phelan Porteous

Күн бұрын

If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
phelous.com
/ phelous
Originally Released: October 20, 2010

Пікірлер: 537
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
I love when a movie introduces rules and than completely ignores them.
@christianholzschuh6853
@christianholzschuh6853 2 жыл бұрын
First rule is: there are no rules. Send rule is: The first one to touch the ground looses...
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the guy who never died in the game just gets hit by a ghost carriage? WTF?
@tetrafuse3096
@tetrafuse3096 Жыл бұрын
@@SwiftNimblefoot a skill issue tbh
@thehammersmithcrumpetradar
@thehammersmithcrumpetradar 9 ай бұрын
Rule 1: There ARE rules Rule 2: Bugger the rules Rule 3: if you break them, EB will kill you Rule 4: only EB can break the rules Rule 5: Forget whatever these rules just said
@Bismuth83X
@Bismuth83X 4 жыл бұрын
"A game where you try not to lose your marbles?" Well, Eternal Darkness seems like it'd make a pretty great movie in the right hands...
@Bismuth83X
@Bismuth83X 3 жыл бұрын
And funnily enough, Elizabeth Bathory was going to show up in the sequel of sorts to Eternal Darkness, Shadow of the Eternals.
@ScottPillgram20
@ScottPillgram20 9 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like one of those "possessed game" creepypasta.
@JustinB6699
@JustinB6699 9 жыл бұрын
ScottPillgram20 It feels like it pretty much inspired people to make them.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+ScottPillgram20 Creepypasta? Dude, that's not how they roll, they monitor posts and snapchat, they don't do online gaming
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 7 жыл бұрын
ScottPillgram20 It could've been worse. The characters in this movie would've been like; "And then, I couldn't stop watching the game. So much hyper realistic blood. Pictures of dead people flash up on the screen." THEN TURN THE GAME OFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 5 жыл бұрын
Update, im pretty sure now Creepypasta actually do haunt online games
@03bgood
@03bgood 5 жыл бұрын
This movie rips off better horror films like A Nightmare on Elm Street, Final Destination, and The Ring.
@Webshooters1
@Webshooters1 9 жыл бұрын
The game inside the movie looks like something on Steam Greenlight that Jim Sterling would review.
@DarksideEXE
@DarksideEXE 9 жыл бұрын
Webshooters1 he should be careful, his vid on it could get a copyright strike dispite not being a violation of copyright.
@Assimandeli
@Assimandeli 9 жыл бұрын
Webshooters1 This review was made before that turned into a thing. Wow, Stay Alive is way ahead of its time!
@what9681
@what9681 8 жыл бұрын
+Webshooters1 Looks like something Markiplier would pretend to be scared by.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+Webshooters1 id say a miz of Resident Evil and Assasins Creed
@WhoTookMyMirr
@WhoTookMyMirr 7 жыл бұрын
"Hello you bloodsplattered children's marble-based board games..."
@iKadaj
@iKadaj 3 жыл бұрын
"if you die in the game you die for real" has already been done. it's called yugioh.
@ewanedwards6822
@ewanedwards6822 3 жыл бұрын
God damn, this was a dumb movie, but I have some admitting nostalgia with this movie-- watched it as a kid on the Sci-fi channel, something like that. Getting to see Phelous talk about this movie warms my heart.
@JustinB6699
@JustinB6699 9 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you're suppose to read that prayer." "Thats next generation technology." Yep, chatting to a game was so advance and unthinkable in 2006. *Holds up a copy of Hey You, Pikachu*
@Lesbiwolf92
@Lesbiwolf92 8 жыл бұрын
+JustinB6699 There are a few games and devices that allowed you to do shit in games before 2006 but I guess this game had some next level voice shit it was like the power glove for your mouth.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+JustinB6699 Well to be fair reading a prayer outloud in order to continue to a game does sound a bit off
@theponydalek7923
@theponydalek7923 6 жыл бұрын
(Holds up legend of Zelda for the Famicon)
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
JustinB6699 the
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
JustinB6699 ,
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 9 жыл бұрын
If The Core makes scientists cry this makes gamers groan
@Ultrabalor
@Ultrabalor 9 жыл бұрын
bloodrunsclear Same with Law Abiding Citizen making lawyers, judges, and representatives of the justice system throw tantrums.
@luv4hutch
@luv4hutch 8 жыл бұрын
+ChronoShenron Care to explain that statement, if you please?
@Ultrabalor
@Ultrabalor 8 жыл бұрын
+luv4hutch Do research and you'll know
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+bloodrunsclear No, Pixels will make them groan
@Arella17
@Arella17 8 жыл бұрын
+ChronoShenron and CSI making actual forensic scientists weep
@cheezdoodle96
@cheezdoodle96 8 жыл бұрын
4:28 I think they at least deserve some props for actually referencing something real. They could've been like "I'm stuck at the glowing golem boss. Well you need the ancient Samaritan spear from the school to defeat him."
@reptile1687
@reptile1687 11 ай бұрын
they still messed it up
@Punk13405
@Punk13405 9 жыл бұрын
How I've described this movie for years: The movie where the Liam Mcpoyle gets run over by a carriage
@amohotepv
@amohotepv 5 жыл бұрын
-driven by a video game ghost
@MediaGhost_
@MediaGhost_ 5 жыл бұрын
Starting Malcolm in the middle
@mevicky100
@mevicky100 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this review before watching IASIP so when the McPoyles were introduced, I went “Huh. Isn’t that the jackass from Stay Alive?”
@sparrow420500
@sparrow420500 3 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw this movie I said out loud "OH, SHIT! Ryan's going to be PISSED! lol
@heathercalun4919
@heathercalun4919 2 жыл бұрын
Dolores was driving
@Magic_Of_Lilac
@Magic_Of_Lilac 8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, classic Phelous videos. It's already been 6 years?! These older videos still hold up, man! Stupid KZbin, give this sir more exposure, you deserve more subs!
@BalloonSage
@BalloonSage 2 жыл бұрын
And now it has been 11 years! 😅
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
@@BalloonSage indeed
@danking9936
@danking9936 9 жыл бұрын
You die in the game, you die for real". Well, Sword Art Online was less original than I thought...
@Jetblast01
@Jetblast01 9 жыл бұрын
+Dan King *cough.Hack//Signcough*
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 8 жыл бұрын
+Dan King Dying in a game killing you for real has been done hundreds of times and even on board games like in the Jumanji movie.
@Arella17
@Arella17 8 жыл бұрын
+Jetblast01 wasn't the MC just trapped in the game in .hack
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 8 жыл бұрын
MrGMoney1944 Thats a really stupid reason for not watching anymore episodes of a show you know. And Sword Art Online is a Japanese show and in Japan and in most countries outside the politically correct west actually they expect most heterosexual men to enjoy looking at women with big boobs and sure not to dislike it. My dad and his family are from turkey and they used to suspect i was gay because i was embaressed when they pointed at women with hot bodys and talked about them out in the open. Where they come from its completely normal but here in the west its offensive.
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 8 жыл бұрын
CyberLance26 Tad bit odd though right?
@Acobjum
@Acobjum 9 жыл бұрын
For using a rose for defense, you could have used Rule of Rose.
@dvader518
@dvader518 8 жыл бұрын
Or Rumble Rose or Guns n Roses.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+Acobjum actually Roses are quite popular for warding off evil spirits, although Vampires particularly like black roses
@bloodybutterflygaming1242
@bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 жыл бұрын
That game is underappreciated... I wouldn't call it a masterpiece, but I don't think it deserves to be as obscure as it is.
@theOriginalRudeDude
@theOriginalRudeDude 6 жыл бұрын
My sisters PS2 OG copy got destroyed in my apartment fire, she had her animals over and an EX left my stove on. But that game was so rare I feel ashamed for losing it along with my other PS2 games.
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 6 жыл бұрын
BloodyButterfly I would call it's music a masterpiece. But yes that game is aggressively under appreciated.
@painitful
@painitful 7 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this and thinking that this game idea was awesome, not the whole dying in the game dying for real thing but the exploring a house in a co-op experience
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. Someone totally needs to make that kind of game
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't the game basically Resident Evil 6?
@BalloonSage
@BalloonSage Жыл бұрын
Or Resident Evil 7…
@johnpovenmire209
@johnpovenmire209 6 жыл бұрын
I love the NES game having a DS as an item
@thesterlingchannel1368
@thesterlingchannel1368 8 жыл бұрын
I saw this in theaters. And now I feel stupid. Thanks a lot Phelous!!!
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 2 жыл бұрын
😒 I did too
@maleficentdunn5370
@maleficentdunn5370 9 жыл бұрын
Silent Hill knowledge = subscribbing, lol. That and you are entertaining and after following you on Twitter, I figured I should actually watch a video at somepoint. lol
@phelous
@phelous 9 жыл бұрын
Patrick Dunn Haha thanks man!
@blancfan1
@blancfan1 7 жыл бұрын
I know this is really late but I need to know. Was it planned for your stuff to fall like that and did they survive?
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
Patrick Dunn ,
@bigbossshrek3327
@bigbossshrek3327 3 жыл бұрын
@@blancfan1 I'm from the future and we still don't know the answer
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 2 жыл бұрын
We still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop 😐
@DeclanCorey
@DeclanCorey 7 жыл бұрын
0:58 Love Phelous' face when he hears the stuff fall. XD
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
That was the power of Phelous being Phelous 😜
@formaggioparma
@formaggioparma 7 жыл бұрын
Whats is this? Darkest Dungeon? If your squad dies you die in real life becose you problably lost all your highest squad members becose you fought the wrong boss and you couldent escap- *Dies by Stress*
@J4cob5527
@J4cob5527 7 жыл бұрын
This is final destination with video games
@tbonevideos23
@tbonevideos23 9 жыл бұрын
So is anyone going to point out how the couple having sex died because their dead bodies were found in the game But they NEVER played the game THIS GAME FREAKING CHEATS!
@DeathIsAroundUs
@DeathIsAroundUs 9 жыл бұрын
Loomis tells them "I found you guys in the game you got it good" and the guy responds "we haven't played for hours" so yeah very quick dialogue to so its hard to miss
@tbonevideos23
@tbonevideos23 9 жыл бұрын
DeathIsAroundUs oh my bad Either way as we see further into the review the game does cheat XD
@DeathIsAroundUs
@DeathIsAroundUs 9 жыл бұрын
Basically xD it's been cheating from the beginning of the movie
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
DeathIsAroundUs ,
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
tbonevideos23 ,
@iwillhaveorderdamnit6628
@iwillhaveorderdamnit6628 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone's saying IASIP or Westworld. But Jimmi was also literally in a Black Mirror episode where he was stuck in a video game. Member that? Oh I member! I love to member!
@aflockofseacowsesquire
@aflockofseacowsesquire 9 жыл бұрын
Why they all have headsets when they're playing in the same room
@aflockofseacowsesquire
@aflockofseacowsesquire 9 жыл бұрын
Oh
@pivot1022
@pivot1022 9 жыл бұрын
a flock of sea-cows, esquire because GAMERZZZ!!?!?1
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 9 жыл бұрын
a flock of sea-cows, esquire Because that boss character is not at the same place with them.
@TheAlan136
@TheAlan136 7 жыл бұрын
They were talking to the one guy's boss who was not in the room.
@officialorangegoof9736
@officialorangegoof9736 5 жыл бұрын
Also you need a microphone to talk to the game
@Kolbatsu
@Kolbatsu 9 жыл бұрын
This isn't a movie. It's a creepypasta.
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 5 жыл бұрын
Old Man should review it then.
@tylerleach1833
@tylerleach1833 4 жыл бұрын
a really BAD creepypasta at that
@coyotefever105
@coyotefever105 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrenchPaul1988 HEEEEEEEEEE
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua 9 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much a rejected Creepypasta story. The kind about a cursed video game.
@tbonevideos23
@tbonevideos23 9 жыл бұрын
Rejected implies that it doesn't meet the standards of creepy pastas And unfortunately this is sadly EXACTLY the standards set by most creepy pastas
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua 9 жыл бұрын
tbonevideos23 Okay a poorly made Creepypasta story. There are good CP stories if you look hard enough, but this however isn't one.
@tbonevideos23
@tbonevideos23 9 жыл бұрын
Gat720Dua true good ones do exist But why us there so many bad ones about evil videogames?
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua 9 жыл бұрын
tbonevideos23 Because of popular ones like Ben Drown and the Nes Godzilla game. At least that's what I'm assuming, trends usually start when someone made something really popular.
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 2 жыл бұрын
Old Man should have narrated it! :)
@StonedLoner999
@StonedLoner999 9 жыл бұрын
I feel ashamed to admit this but I will....This movie scared me when I first saw it lol
@theultimatehellsing4438
@theultimatehellsing4438 5 жыл бұрын
me too
@s.nifrum4580
@s.nifrum4580 4 жыл бұрын
boosterballz9 I know right? The quality is terrifying low
@helix9445
@helix9445 7 жыл бұрын
AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
@Slashthekitsune
@Slashthekitsune 8 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised that you didn't make an "I Want to Play a Game" joke about the game's narrator.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 2 жыл бұрын
Love how much Phelous wants to save his friends but all of them are like "fuck off"
@KristSnyd
@KristSnyd 8 жыл бұрын
they name dropped fatal frame in the opening scene too. ughhhhhhhhhhh
@Eiretech
@Eiretech 9 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this crowd play Dark Souls.
@jemofthe80s18
@jemofthe80s18 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the trailer for this at the theater seeing The Hills Have Eyes and literally all I said was "MALCOLM!" Frankie Muniz was the last person I expected to see, and when I saw it on TV years later he totally STAYS alive:):)
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 7 жыл бұрын
Ugh, Elisabeth Bathory first, was totally innocent of the false crimes the Austrians charged her with, and second... she never lived in Transylvania. Or haunted video games. Though, the Countess in Diablo 2 Act I. is based on her - but I have never heard Diablo 2 players being killed the way their character died in the game :D
@modelmajorpita
@modelmajorpita 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed, the "bathe in girl's blood" story as well as a lot of the other things she was accused of were invented by her political enemies with no evidence to support them. It's rather absurd when people treat smear propaganda as fact.
@Darkslayer289
@Darkslayer289 7 жыл бұрын
Some things don't change, do they modelmajorpita?
@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 7 жыл бұрын
It's called "legend".
@DSan-kl2yc
@DSan-kl2yc 7 жыл бұрын
Swift Nimblefoot you have no way of knowing if she was innocent. The idea she is is would be more of a conspiracy than her not being a killer.
@Lord1885
@Lord1885 4 жыл бұрын
@A Scam Involving Corndogs Yeah, because that's, how it worked back then, it just was much easier to bribe everyone. Those witnesses were household, peasants and people, who greatly benefited from her demise.
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 4 жыл бұрын
6:57 All this movie is doing is reminding me I could be watching Steamboy instead. Which, for the record, all of you should be doing- it’s a _freaking awesome_ movie.
@sammywilliam8156
@sammywilliam8156 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is when I got this on DVD it literally had the Disney insignia on the back yeah fun fact this is considered a Disney movie
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry What?!
@kaiseryuuki4098
@kaiseryuuki4098 9 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta: The Movie. I will give it some credit, it is scarier than all the creepypastas I have read.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 6 жыл бұрын
Its seems to cheesy to have all the characters in one movie first, we already have a slenderman movie, I suggest a movie about Ben Drowned
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 6 жыл бұрын
And yet makes less sense than any other haunted game creepypasta out there. Because Elizabeth Bathry has no fucking connection to gaming in any fucking way.
@ryanschneider115
@ryanschneider115 5 жыл бұрын
...Not that high of a bar to pass..
@BalloonSage
@BalloonSage Жыл бұрын
How was the boss failing at beating “Silent Hill 4” when he literally said he was using a walkthrough to begin with…
@Zycyzyx
@Zycyzyx Жыл бұрын
The one thing that makes me smile about this movie is that it stars the same guy who was the hardass cybersecurity agent in Hackers. I keep waiting for him to tell one of the kids "I'm about to FLUSH YOUR ASS."
@RylieMichelle
@RylieMichelle 8 жыл бұрын
Okay, the guy who was smoking weed is definitely one of the incestuous brothers from its always sunny.
@RylieMichelle
@RylieMichelle 8 жыл бұрын
RYAN. STAB SOMEBODY.
@Frankwest6892
@Frankwest6892 8 жыл бұрын
YOU WILL CALL HER!
@GarrettP130
@GarrettP130 7 жыл бұрын
You bitches here to crash my wedding?
@BrendanSlob
@BrendanSlob 6 жыл бұрын
The McPoyle's and yes..Its Liam McPoyle
@Parasiteve
@Parasiteve 6 жыл бұрын
liam McPoyle! the McPoyles are my fav lol
@ShadeMeadows
@ShadeMeadows 7 жыл бұрын
Game Grumps loves the Tag-line! and if you say the tag-line you say it for real!
@geraldkenneth119
@geraldkenneth119 Жыл бұрын
I keep expecting Lios to pop out of nowhere and start shouting at Frankey’s character for something he did
@darrelsam419
@darrelsam419 9 жыл бұрын
Do the people who worked on and made this movie even know anything about video games? The 'gamers' in the movie don't even act like actual gamers, they're acting is so artificial they act more like really bad LPers. It's really awful.
@teheyepatch
@teheyepatch 9 жыл бұрын
+Dawn Darrell Samaitha It insults gamers AND history!
@darrelsam419
@darrelsam419 9 жыл бұрын
teheyepatch Very true. Especially the fact that the historical figure who later became the Bloody Mary legend is suddenly an Internet Ghost.....well, online gaming ghost.
@wolftitanreading5308
@wolftitanreading5308 6 жыл бұрын
actually if you look up the film you'll see its actually the producers fault why the movie blown the unrated version is better. and so you could blame Disney
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
Even Hellraiser made a better film about a video game. Surely the movie itself it's stupid, but at least is better
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 3 жыл бұрын
Not by much wolf titan.
@TrenchMan93
@TrenchMan93 8 жыл бұрын
Weird thing, this was one of the last movies to be recorded in New Orleans before hurricane Katrina!
@AnimeSpoofxtralarge
@AnimeSpoofxtralarge 7 жыл бұрын
lol this movie is stupid, but has always been some sort of guilty pleasure for me.
@a-patheticmegaming3683
@a-patheticmegaming3683 2 жыл бұрын
same lol this and dead silence
@PhantomShadow224
@PhantomShadow224 8 жыл бұрын
this is one of those movies where a group had to do a film project for school and this was somehow was good enough to be shown in theaters.
@mild_meme
@mild_meme 6 жыл бұрын
I ended up watching a cut version of this when I was younger. Both the visit to the programmer and the writer were cut and they just magically skipped to the house.
@leileyaravencroft
@leileyaravencroft 9 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about this game is that the actual story that was written had a lot of things in it that was taken out. From what I've heard it wasn't enough to really tell you what the hell was happening however it did explain some things.
@NebLleb
@NebLleb 8 ай бұрын
This video was basically Phelous' excuse to school clueless filmmakers who don't know a thing about how video games work, and I'm all here for it.
@yukiskyzero1313
@yukiskyzero1313 6 жыл бұрын
"You die in the game, you die for real" Hmmm....reminds me of that "mainstream" anime I've known and heard a lot...xD
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Hack sign.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
Mate a LOT of media has done that concept
@Florithia
@Florithia 9 жыл бұрын
I actually really like this movie. I own it, watched it 3-4 times. It's one of my favorite slightly cheesy horror movies.I love the Elizabeth Bathory angle. I like all the characters, and the real life merging with video game dynamic. But yeah, listening to the review, some things do seem weird now that I think about it. Loomis at the beginning doesn't look bored to me, he looks more, very, very tired, like he stayed up until 6 in the morning playing or something. It is very strange that his girlfriend did not go with him to the funeral...and yeah, the one character I did not ever really like is blondie home-wrecker there...and all the rest....eh. I still like the movie..
@bloodybutterflygaming1242
@bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 жыл бұрын
Angela Mishler The character Phelous keeps insisting is his girlfriend, October, is never implied in the movie to be so. Literally the onlt justification I can see for that assumption is that little affectionate moment they have when he comes back from the funeral, which is a perfectly normal exchange between close friends.
@Shadethewolfy
@Shadethewolfy 5 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love this movie despite how absolutely dumb it is :D
@Ashethetics
@Ashethetics 5 жыл бұрын
You can love a film, and also still make fun of its flaws at the same time, the two aren’t mutually exclusive
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 3 жыл бұрын
Might depend on the cut bloodthirsty.
@Ravenite456
@Ravenite456 5 жыл бұрын
I guess releasing the game for PS2 thwarts Bathory once and for all given how few people bought the PS2 online adapter.
@DuelaDent52
@DuelaDent52 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, so is the game a use a first-person, third person or fixed perspective?
@heathercalun4919
@heathercalun4919 2 жыл бұрын
Of course Jimmi Simpson doesn't mind. Because he's been waiting 30 years for a game with real stakes! Frankly, if a video game can't kill you in real life, it won't fill his existential void or whatever.
@Stressedout-Warrior-Mama
@Stressedout-Warrior-Mama 6 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel from nostalgia critic & I am subscribing immediately! I love your reviews! Its funny because your reviews feminine me of a mix of nostalgia critic & cinema snob & I love it ☺
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean ‘remind’?
@nomduclavier
@nomduclavier 8 жыл бұрын
SHE WAS HUNGARIAN AAARRGH
@scitechian
@scitechian 8 жыл бұрын
She also didn't open up a finishing school. She was a countess with multiple castles.
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 жыл бұрын
@@scitechian Welllllll she did open up a school. Not sure it was a finishing school. Ended poorly for everyone involved.
@MrKarikins
@MrKarikins 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Phelous, just wanna say I love your stuff, been a fan girl for as long as I can remember but have never commented on anything you've done, so figured I would, dunno why this video, their all just as awsome and funny as each other. Just wanna thank you for your content, always makes me smile when I'm having a bad day, keep it up, loads of love x
@phelous
@phelous 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot! Glad they help cheer you up sometimes!
@MrKarikins
@MrKarikins 8 жыл бұрын
No, thank you !! Wooooo he replied wooooooooo!!!!!....excuse me >.>
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
Yo Phel-Hell, since half of these horror movies are stupid. why not review The Purge, it was such a bad movie
@samuelturner6261
@samuelturner6261 2 жыл бұрын
We need more horror movies and games about Elizabeth Bathory.
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
0:57 #RIP Resident Evil Code Veronica X and PS2 controller
@sacredsin7282
@sacredsin7282 4 жыл бұрын
I know this movie is so stupid, but...I love it. It’s one of my guilty pleasure movies and I get a kick out of how all the actors aren’t taking it too seriously and are clearly having fun. The premise is ridiculous, it’s riddled with cliches and overdone tropes, but I just can’t help but enjoy it with every watch.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
And that’s fine😊
@solidserpent2170
@solidserpent2170 8 жыл бұрын
Was that swink in the middle of some roses a little reference to Malcolm in the middle? If so...10/10.
@Falconfire851
@Falconfire851 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmi Simpson (plays Phineus in this film) sure has come far- he plays as William in the hit HBO show Westworld.
@sachikiriyama6705
@sachikiriyama6705 7 жыл бұрын
And he's the stand-in voiceover for Wesley from Wanted: Weapons of Fate.
@heathercalun4919
@heathercalun4919 2 жыл бұрын
They should have just given this game to William. Would have saved a lot of time.
@travelerluke5748
@travelerluke5748 8 жыл бұрын
I heard this movie was originally called pulse :P
@Aster_Risk
@Aster_Risk 6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this movie. I also love that you made fun of it.
@RUNAWAY-shepherd
@RUNAWAY-shepherd 7 жыл бұрын
Thumbs-up for the ReBoot reference!
@thehammersmithcrumpetradar
@thehammersmithcrumpetradar 9 ай бұрын
Stay Alive: Making gamers learn historical context since 2006
@dr.flipside7035
@dr.flipside7035 7 жыл бұрын
11:44 What's surprising is that being paused to death sounds scarier than getting ran over by a horse.
@galatoots9398
@galatoots9398 8 жыл бұрын
Omfg I didn't think anyone would know about this movie! :D this is my childhood horror movie! I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched it
@psycho_dog33
@psycho_dog33 8 жыл бұрын
This movie was clearly made by people who have never played a video game in their lives.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+York's Literary Readings Inc. How so?
@psycho_dog33
@psycho_dog33 8 жыл бұрын
Because they have no idea how gamers act or how games fucking work.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
name one thing off about the game and the players?
@psycho_dog33
@psycho_dog33 8 жыл бұрын
+Cave Johnson 7:04 7:22 7:29 8:00 8:16 10:01 10:30 14:37 (Fucking indie game developers!!!) 16:08 16:21 16:54 17:26 19:17
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
7:04 Understandable 7:22 Whoah is a good reaction 7:29 Its called Narration 8:00 The vibrating controllers happen all the time 8:16 Bro is used a lot 10:00 Of course its a survival game, its called Stay Alive Loook the rest is ok, everything about this movie is good
@GloombyBoy
@GloombyBoy 6 жыл бұрын
My god, I just realized that Jimmi Simpson, aka Liam McPoyle from It's Always Sunny in Philepelphia, is in this movie
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 5 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought there couldn't be a worse role than THAT.
@shmickmik
@shmickmik 9 жыл бұрын
Watch the window at 25:07
@DeclanCorey
@DeclanCorey 7 жыл бұрын
I see it...
@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
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@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
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@brandonborak9979
@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
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@brandonborak9979 6 жыл бұрын
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@Nekucloud
@Nekucloud 7 жыл бұрын
Turn this movie into a drinking game and take a drink evertime the movie says "Stay Alive"!🍻
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 4 жыл бұрын
Roll Credits!!!!..........ohhh wait 🤔
@smb-c3po
@smb-c3po 9 жыл бұрын
Another great video, Phelan. How many videos are you planning to upload today?
@theponydalek7923
@theponydalek7923 7 жыл бұрын
"You spent your entire life dying in video games, now you do you want to play a game?"
@havesomecarrots
@havesomecarrots 8 жыл бұрын
ah yes, i remember in silent hill 4 when i got got the hyper blaster and there were multiple bosses
@Subsaibot2526
@Subsaibot2526 7 жыл бұрын
Don't judge me to harshly but this movie scared the ever loving shit out of me as a kid. It got so bad I couldn't go out after dark because I'd imagine those creepy little girls under the street lights waiting for me. And then there was the worst nightmare I've had. I can watch it now but back then it fucked with me badly
@ShotgunLlama
@ShotgunLlama 9 жыл бұрын
rip in pepperoni phelous
@U014B
@U014B 8 жыл бұрын
Rest in Spaghetti Never Forghetti
@bobgunter9608
@bobgunter9608 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the guy who plays the cop who didn’t get killed is from the wire and this is during the same time is the wire. So bunk from the wire is playing disbelieve cop number one.
@harryking3215
@harryking3215 8 жыл бұрын
Always one of my favourite Phelous reviews :) It is up there with Incubus as the best of the horror reviews.
@codygardner8501
@codygardner8501 8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you've already got enough love about that silent hill knowledge, i wanna props you for having Nightmare the video board game in the background I have all the expansions to that game :)
@codygardner8501
@codygardner8501 8 жыл бұрын
+Cody Gardner even the one with our leading lady of this movie as host
@eljacobo5195
@eljacobo5195 7 жыл бұрын
Malcolm in the Middle just screamed "BITCH THAT'S CHEATING" and yall say this movie's bad
@ThePistons4life
@ThePistons4life 9 жыл бұрын
Lmao the laugh track you do in your videos are epic
@nexusgiga
@nexusgiga 9 жыл бұрын
i... i liked this movie when i was younger? omfg
@MichelleGoffVA
@MichelleGoffVA 8 жыл бұрын
Awesome as always. BTW, love that the game over music at 23:11 is Deck the Halls XD
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
🤣the fact that all that stuff fell down. MAGIC! That crazy fish too!😜 I’m glad you know what reboot is I LOVE THAT SHIRT!
@bongchoof
@bongchoof 6 жыл бұрын
this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine
@TheSuperNyx
@TheSuperNyx 8 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD, I PLAYED STAY ALIVE SO MANY TIMES, I LOVED IT
@DieHardAlien
@DieHardAlien 9 жыл бұрын
That ending was great!!!
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa Жыл бұрын
When Mario dies in the Mushroom Kingdom, he dies for real 🐢
@EpicJasonX9000
@EpicJasonX9000 11 ай бұрын
Apparently Elizabeth Bathory must of been a fan of SAW with that reverse best trap death in the game. Also, no one working on this movie seems to understand video games.
@chillbaloo5346
@chillbaloo5346 8 жыл бұрын
What's the "I intend to find out" clip from?
@phelous
@phelous 8 жыл бұрын
Reboot!
@chillbaloo5346
@chillbaloo5346 8 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous Thanks man, you're the best!
@1wolftank
@1wolftank 2 жыл бұрын
It was a adaptation of the game keep your marbles from watching it
@DrRockso79
@DrRockso79 9 жыл бұрын
Ha. I was just watching some of your reviews last night wondering if you ever reviewed this movie but for the life of me I couldn't remember the name of it, so this is a nice surprise. :)
@pythiasibyls6269
@pythiasibyls6269 7 жыл бұрын
The saddest part of this is that Frankie has some sort of early onset cognitive decline that has caused him to be unable to remember being in Malcolm in the Middle and films this early in his career.
@atlanime
@atlanime 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 YOU DROPPED ALL YOUR SHIT!!!
@archivedaccount5990
@archivedaccount5990 7 жыл бұрын
"If you die in the game, you die in real life." Yeah, if there was a game like that, I definitely wouldn't play it. I'd die in the first three levels.
@WeirdLeigh
@WeirdLeigh 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, is that an Eskimo Bob shirt?!
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 4 жыл бұрын
he's in Eskimo Bob
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
I love how there was a ‘running gag’ of Phealous ‘dying’😜 31.1.22
@tobyjack1238
@tobyjack1238 5 жыл бұрын
8:01 CAN YOU FEEL MY POWER NOW?!
@jacobdrolet4262
@jacobdrolet4262 2 жыл бұрын
Totally amazing video of stay alive, fantastic job.
@starlimitz2
@starlimitz2 7 жыл бұрын
Nice Eskimo Bob shirt
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