Jack Garland being absolutely based

Jack Graland being absolutely based for 11 minutes, kicking as and claiming names, killing Chaos and skipping cutscenes. Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
#Shorts #StrangerofParadise #FinalFantasy

[@TerakJK]

📌📌JOHN WICK IN RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXXNlqiCgNOEhas 📌📌

[@karmiccrotal3480]

Jack Garland: Don't Care + Didn't ask + You're not Chaos

[@Firestar4041]

Jack Garland: And you got shit music tastes. *blasts medieval mp3 player

[@SmokeMadPiff]

Lmaooo

[@michaelfissel1357]

=most based hero, turned villain.

[@thegaminglord2190]

+your white+ratio

[@JoeBiden69696]

@@Firestar4041 Frank's Sinatra is great. Limp bizkit did good on shadows rising. Jack has great taste. A music taste fit for chaos

[@SuperInsanewolf]

the fact the party has to have secret plot meetings or else Jack will get upset is the funniest shit i think i've ever seen in a JRPG

[@Anonymous-73]

Jack: POLICE, IS THAT FUCKING LORE DUMPING?! Everyone else: NO!!!

[@SuperInsanewolf]

@@Anonymous-73 *pushes down a stack of books and scrolls

[@Anonymous-73]

@@SuperInsanewolf thank you for getting the reference

[@romiarkan450]

After finishing the game I think I understand why Ash said that

[@moonlightact1792]

@@romiarkan450 i mean, even knowing the context its still funny lol

[@karlfranz7462]

>Barges into your chamber >Skips your dialog >Punches you in the face >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves

[@venomshake8187]

*>Beats the shit out of you then leaves

[@XenoZen_]

Sounds like a speedrunners doinging.

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

>"bullshit" >Leaves while blasting Limp Biskit

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

Not so based then Just a prejudicial t w a t Like every human being :D

[@jmjedi923]

He just auto skips all dialogue

[@Zeppelee]

"No, Jack, you are Chaos." And then Jack was Garland.

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

garfield

[@bambi20082148]

-Maybe the real chaos was the friends we made along the way -No Jack, just you

[@Rafaeleao2]

Nice Repercussions of evil reference!

[@theequalizer694]

@@bambi20082148 the fiends we made along the way

[@omiorahman6283]

Garland needs that lasagna

[@cucumberjoe6824]

gotta love how jack was about to genuinely beat the shit out of that kid

[@123hattan]

absolutely based

[@karenclaverol6304]

What a chad

[@SIGNOR-G]

Jack is shown to be very volatile at times. Throwing stuff at him is courting disaster.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

Never stop a sigma in he's grinding path

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

Sigma grind set

[@marcusgabriel8365]

The virgin “you owe me a pizza” cloud strife vs the chad “idgaf who you are” jack garland

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

Even he's is so freaking powerful

[@gothicpando]

the fedora really makes it better...

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

The Wizard hat too.

[@kidhavii]

The fedora makes him look like Mr.X from RE2. I had it for the final boss and I loved every moment of it.

[@wildman7220]

@@kidhavii No, not really, kid.

[@mackybell14]

_3:46__ - __3:56__ = A child throws a rock at you, what do you do?_ A: Calmly ask why he's so angry B: Shout to scare him off *C: BEAT THE CHILD*

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

Jack in his head: I'm about do this kid a favor and LET HIM MEET HIS DAD AGAIN.

[@NuclearRaven13]

D: Don't care focus on the objective find the mayor kill chaos

[@ErectusEnormous]

He's literally ready to throw hands with that child

[@QuaestorL]

Surprisingly he didn't pick option C

[@BLU3D4Y]

Jack's Fist is rated *E* for *Everyone*

[@navyhusky2020]

"I'm a dark elf you see, and we dark elves-" Jack: "Bro I literally do not care. It's getting late and I still gotta hit the gym."

[@WateringDNami]

0:45 xD

[@dbfr2017]

Very refreshing for Nomura to make a character who reacts to his writing the way his audience does.

[@zetamangads]

Yeah Nomura came up with but someone else wrote his personality, his blunt personality is entertaining and a good alternative take on Garland.

[@TypetwoAbsolute]

I mean you say that but he's just disk 1 cloud/squall but turned up a notch on the edge

[@scorpio4879]

Nojima

[@phantasosxgames8488]

yes , so much accurate , that we have someone like you , saying that Nomura had write this or direct that in this game , when he was just the concept designer and character design.

[@zetamangads]

@@phantasosxgames8488 despite that his influence in the game is pretty obvious

[@klonoa450]

Jack is unironically my new favorite Final Fantasy protagonist.

[@wyatt8000]

He’s unironically the best.

[@samjudge1240]

Agree.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

@@wyatt8000 it's a Japanese game so only on Japanese game or show you would find a strong male good character

[@mammothplant]

@Alatar the Blue Cloud in the original ff7 was just a quirky kid who tried too hard. Your idea of Cloud probably comes from Advent Children

[@dontbothertoreply9755]

So is mine.

[@thewaterlord27]

Jack is the kind of character to shoot the villain when he’s going on about his plan, it’s about damn time we had a main character like this.

[@ecchicharmed]

You'd like Asura from Asura's Wrath then. There's two or three boss fights where he socks the enemy in the face mid monologue.

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

@@ecchicharmed Yeah it's three, plus the best QTE of all time for the main bad guy pre-DLC

[@annhentaiuser6658]

There's Doomguy who attempted to spawn-kill the Dark Lord without even giving him a monologue.

[@WateringDNami]

0:44 xD

[@DrCoomer_1]

We need more protagonists who just want to fucking end the entire game as quickly as possible but it just won't work

[@Agilities847]

"I've never been struck by anyone before." Trait Unlocked: Masochist

[@anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269]

WOL: Princess?!

[@ultimatebro5719]

More like BDSM enthusiast tbh

[@Garl_Vinland]

Princess Sarah: “Shut up cuck, daddy’s spiriting me away to his Big, dark, bully castle! 😍”

[@LostSoulSilver]

Hot

[@DrCoomer_1]

​@@Garl_Vinland porn addiction detected

[@godisdead4416]

Bruh. For what feels like an early 2000s game, Jack is a perfect fit lmao

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I miss the 90s/2000s edge it was a fun

[@LSK2K]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus This game might bring back an interest in edgy games. To me Jack is exactly DMC4 Nero.

[@SIGNOR-G]

@Alatar the Blue i didnt like much DMC 2 Dante but i have to say, he was gloriously pissed and done with the demons. The most notable part is with Trismagia. Hes only dialogue is "dont talk just die". I kinda miss his more brutal side. Even in the artwork he gave a very murderous aura that is impressive to look now 5 game into the series.

[@SIGNOR-G]

@Alatar the Blue i liked dmc 3 Dante. But it would have worked much better as a one time. If you saw the anime you may have liked the way Dante was portrayed there.

[@SIGNOR-G]

@Alatar the Blue yeah not much to see to be true. A couple episodes were good though

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

Jack is literally "Skip Cutscene", the character. Edit: I know its a meme, but its refreshing to see a character who gets to the point.

[@superstarultra]

​@@lonelywolf5659 This comment was a disaster to read.

[@flashthompson1085]

Yes. All the yes.

[@AverageTrainEnthusiast]

You ever seen Asura’s wrath?

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@AverageTrainEnthusiast love that game

[@thegreatgonzales6813]

@@AverageTrainEnthusiast You have really good taste

[@BigbossShoshka]

I absolutely LOVE that Jack was EXACTLY the kind of character we thought he was going to be from the very first trailer. And it paid off so well.

[@unkindledjuan2495]

If Jack was in FFXIV, he would skip chores, cut ascian speeches off, and speedrun all expansions

[@anyakneez]

So basically the player skipping through ARR. That said, i really really want someone to write a ff14 fabfic in which jack just refuses to give a shit qbout the ascians and just beats up everyone without even wanting to save the world. Nah, he just wants to kill chaos.

[@jedahaw]

@@anyakneez FFXIV WoL: There is no Chaos here. Jack: Bullshit.

[@psychocrysis2]

@@jedahaw Omega coming through a portal: So you want to fight Chaos?

[@newmethados5817]

Zenos would love Jack as the WoL because he wouldn't listen to his bullshit and just punch him in the face. Which is what he really wants

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@jedahaw **proceed to blast Limp Bizkits to show dominance**

[@cellperfecto421]

Literally, the anti-anime-RPG protagonist: no bullshit, get to the point.

[@johngona5929]

Also Jack: *calls out everyone for their bs*

[@bababobo5067]

The apparently anti-anime-RPG protagonist: *Says multiple lines and does actions commonly seen in anime*…

[@cornparade6874]

And he also looks basic as hell rather than stupidly overdesigned

[@Garland846]

@@cornparade6874 it's crazy how such a basic design is the most unique among final fantasy protagonists

[@QuaestorL]

@@Garland846 when everyone is overdesigned, a regular guy with regular clothes becomes a novelty.

[@commentdouchery2838]

I adore how the reception on Jack has totally flipped from when the trailer dropped. People really thought Jack was going to be bad, and now they can't get enough of him

[@yungmuney5903]

'So bad it's good' I suppose.

[@SplendidFactor]

"I'm not mad, it's just how I am" Can relate.

[@whiteraven1992]

And to think _this_ is the same guy who becomes an evil knight, and not only kidnaps a princess, but threatens the next heroes with "knocking them all down". :3

[@OmegaChosen0]

Jack- Oh shit how do I villain oh wait Knock them all down. That sounds good I will write it down

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

@@OmegaChosen0 He blew all of his best material on the Lufenians and Darkness Manifest.

[@GELTONZ]

To be fair, when he knocks someone down he gets to do his instant kill finisher so it's a slightly more potent threat than it first appears!

[@NeoCreo1]

Honestly, that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing Jack would say

[@fg009letyrds8]

Probably like "How cheesy should I be as an evil villain?"

[@Gabriel_PL]

Jack is the kind of person who would just interrupt someone by saying "Skip cutscene" out loud

[@literallyalois2966]

FFXIV PLAYERS: *won't shut up about the 30-50 minute cutscenes of characters talking* Stranger of Paradise Players: "Bullshit." *Limp Bizkit starts playing as they walk away*

[@TheCyclicGamer]

Exactly, that game and VII Remake had WAY too many long cutscenes, almost like they were directed by Kojima, which makes me question why people are hyped for XVI in this case.

[@wickedraptor2651]

@@TheCyclicGamer nonexistent attention span moment

[@cantthinkofone4196]

@@TheCyclicGamer do you have the attention span of a toddler?

[@pillarmenn1936]

@@wickedraptor2651 Look mate, PS2 era games were good and they didn't need 2 digit long cutscenes to be good. Is it wrong to want those kinds of games back?

[@wickedraptor2651]

@@pillarmenn1936 dunno what ps2 games you were playing "Mate" but PS2 games also had long cutscenes. That shit didn't just appear when the ps3 and 360 came to life Go be a pretend boomer to someone who didn't grow up with the PS2 lmao

[@chemergency]

Even if his writing is kind of silly sometimes, Jack is a refreshingly-blunt and masculine character by Final Fantasy standards.

[@danielnorton9803]

Thank you! We've been stuck in the 15 year old boy rut for so long

[@dale7326]

You will know more about Jack with the dlcs. His writing is intended for a reason. Keep in mind that FFO is a combination of two different FF games (1&2). This game set in the same timeline and universe so the story might explain it later on.

[@astr43us]

I don’t know if masculine is really the right word for his behavior, but he definitely has a one track mind and comes off like an asshole

[@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1]

hopefully he starts a new Era of masculine characters. tired of seeing SE make all these femboys for artists to make "art" about them. yoshi p's ff 16 character looks Hella masculine too

[@hiddenmaster6062]

@@danielnorton9803 PRETTY BOYS WITH PROBLEMS! xD

[@dinhoxdinho]

honestly, it still feels like a fever dream the fact that a FF protagonist have a scene where he says "Bullshit" and just pulls up a cellphone to listen to music as he gets out a ruined castle

[@ThePageofCups]

Not just any music, but Limp Bizkit specifically. It's wild.

[@thomasstewart9752]

can't wait to see this fine gentleman in the next kingdom hearts game.

[@VioletMaeve]

"Hey I'm Sora, what's your name?" "I don't give a damn who you are."

[@luissalcedo6493]

This nigga probably hangs out with Yozora

[@nowaylater6950]

If that happen, many cutscene (especially boss cutscene) will be skipped by Jack himself. Monologue about Light, Darkness, Heart, etc be damned and Jack would shit on them gleefully. Edit: Also, KH4 would become the shortest KH game ever made if Jack included in the series.

[@BronzeAgePepper]

Lightning: * yawn * Noctis: sure, whatever Vaan: good to see you......TWINK. Jack Garland: **BLASTS LINKIN PARK AND LIMP BIZKIT FROM AIRPODS**

[@65firered]

... That... might actually happen.

[@tudorinbogdan240]

"Chaos is just a fairy tale." _becomes Chaos just to prove her wrong_

[@derpedfox]

He felt like he's accidentally put in the wrong game world lmao

[@almalone3282]

Picked up the game after a 70% off sale. Jack is like a FPS protagonist forced into a JRPG

[@AbelMusa]

A bit late but...Yeah, that's literally the plot.

[@PlankJunior]

Finally, a Final Fantasy game that appeals to normal people

[@TheCyclicGamer]

More like a Final Fantasy game that's an actual game lol.

[@ween1951]

Hail Boognish, for he is correct

[@nowaylater6950]

Jack looked like a guy who was tired with typical JRPG clichés and nonsense. Hence, he interrupt villain monologues every time.

[@ssilent8202]

@@nowaylater6950 why does this make sense..?

[@Floridamangaming729]

@@nowaylater6950 basically me with FF14. Not only is the dialogue extremely complicated because everyone uses old english. But the dialogue is also longer then even needs to be. And hell even understanding the story and shit is hard because of it. so yea i skip the fucking story because it really isnt even as good as people make it out to be. its pretty mid. By the time i got to endwalker i didnt really give a shit about any of the characters. Even if i did listen to the story which i did for shadow bringers and endwalker and i still didnt care. it just felt like i was reading a mediocre book and doing chores. that's basically what the MSQ of FF14 is. dont go into that game expecting gameplay because theres almost none. like there's story driven and then there's ONLY story. Even story driven games arent this bad with there pacing and shit. I don't really get why people take the story so seriously and fucking circle jerk everyone who watches every single cut scene and listens to every single dialogue pop-up. It makes me want to skip the story just to piss these people off. so yea its extremely refreshing that this game has a protagonist that basically skips dialogue for me. And the story isnt that long winded anyways or complicated.

[@Hogs_Toothy]

My man is someone from 2007 stuck in a modern story, truly a man lost in time.

[@Kira22558]

W

[@grimsdottir2467]

I fucking love this game. Jack is pure 2000's and I can't get enough of it. Idk how they will do it but I hope we get a sequel somehow.

[@spiroskarv8341]

well we can't really get a sequel with Jack

[@StabYourBrain]

That's gonna be quite difficult considering that he is the antagonist of Final Fantasy 1.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@StabYourBrain they are doing retcons left and right so who knows

[@Garland846]

ff1 remake with the story of this game in mind?

[@kissadev.]

The sequel is actually Final Fantasy 1... so....

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Jack will always be one of my favourite jrpg protags purely because out of every weapon and magic he has, he will always choose to throw his hands in the end regardless if it's a humanoid boss or some weird ball of energy

[@JBrander]

5:44 holds a freakin cactuar by the foot *"PREPARE TO DIE"*

[@brendanmuller7301]

>wait why is this game so based? >made by the devs of ninja gaiden and nioh Makes sense.

[@XDBenjy]

Unfortunately it has Nomura on it, if it wasn't for that, this would be GOTY

[@ryushin6]

@@XDBenjy Nomura has nothing to do with the writing he just designed the characters. That's pretty much what he does for most Final Fantasy games.

[@TheInsider15]

@@XDBenjy I disagree Nomura had nothing too do with the story itself...which explains why everything actually MAKES SENSE as the more you play

[@shinigami9851]

They been making based action game main characters since NG1. (Minus vanilla 3 and Z but we don't talk about those.)

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

If it was made completely by numora it would be a whole freaking 20 hours cutsecnce

[@nahuelkid]

They made the "bullshit" scene infinitely better by making him look away from the phone and straight into the camera. Sigma Chad energy

[@RoxLOL]

None of this was even supposed to be in the game, Jack just suddenly started going off code and did whatever he wanted during playtesting, Team Ninja realized they couldnt stop him and had Nomura rewrite the rest of the game and the pre rendered cutscenes to fit Jacks based self

[@TheCyclicGamer]

You mean Nojima, Nomura didn't write the game

[@solfireblaze9292]

This man exists to get absolutely bodied by level 1s in the first ff

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

He got out sigma'd. More Sigma than a blunt protagonist, a silent one

[@keybladeciel3716]

Dude was rusty after 1000 years of not kicking ass like a sigma.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

To be fair, he was secretly grooming those level 1s through endless cycles of reincarnations for the purpose of beating him. FF1 takes place in the last loop where they actually succeeded.

[@TheCyclicGamer]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Exactly. When you beat Jack Garland, the actual final boss of this game. He says "Good. Don't fail us.", almost as if it was just the start of the adventure.

[@just_bladeok2041]

to give him some credit in this game he was basically training them for several millennia and then getting Bahamut to give them buffs and still had to train them for another several millennia before he lost

[@SirMaZen88]

Jack became the based department.

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

true that's his character.

[@PViolety]

Man just wants to get it done, can relate.

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

Same.

[@GutsOfRivia]

I love the mess that insues when you take an 80s action hero and jam him into a JRPG plot.

[@wunderfulpixel]

You can tell the writers had alot of fun with this game

[@DynoSkrimisher]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsone than you!!" _"Your jokes suck."_

[@raubers]

7:19 best line ever in a FF game I think.

[@TheLunarLegend]

Jack is the greatest. Find enemy, ask if chaos, if not beat them up for not being chaos, repeat until you've killed chaos.

[@Odrikah]

Did he just... punch someone... in the *stomach*... to knock them out? Absolutely amazing. 10/10 game.

[@harryguidotti3815]

I feel like I've seen that particular maneuver before, but I have no idea if it would actually work. I can't see how it would.

[@NanashiSaru]

​​@@harryguidotti3815Vegeta did that to kid Trunks

[@harryguidotti3815]

@@NanashiSaru That's it!!!

[@Thejigholeman]

"I like to speak my mind" "Yes, you do. Moving on..."

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

Same one needs to make an out of context video about this game because this game is gold mine of out of context moment

[@JoaoPaulo-zd2qj]

7:44 Sigma rule #2567: Always protect the princess, even if you need to beat some sense into her.

[@simonthedigger2358]

He’s the character everyone made back in sixth grade

[@cressedangel123]

Jack desires something more than just Reddit platinum, or even a top voting comment on R/atheism He desires to be the embodiment of based, a living red pill, the gamma male

[@sss1029]

What does reddit have to do with being based or redpilled? Ive never understood where this connection came from

[@Olematonnimi]

@@sss1029 Nothing

[@superheriber27]

>fake reddit coins >r/atheism >"based and redpilled" >gamma Something doesn't quite add up

[@cressedangel123]

@@Olematonnimi and that’s the beauty of it all Because I couldn’t be bothered to make a good comment, and my mind went on automatic lmao

[@captaincancer1736]

@@sss1029 Redditors took something funny and killed it, like always - it's either that or this guy genuinely believes being a neckbeard is based. Which is hilariously sad.

[@axilus_4012]

Jack and Asura would get along in the “shut the fuck up and fight” club

[@garibaldibritann1240]

Alongside Kratos and Hank

[@mediocri5y]

Don't forget DBZA gonna " is it to much to ask that you just shut up and fight!? "

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

First rule of Shut The Fuck Up And Fight Club; _Shut the fuck up and fight!_

[@Shetyre]

i bet jack skips cutscenes in FFXIV

[@prasunkumar1125]

as he should

[@Floridamangaming729]

I did. Because i dont care and also i want to piss people off who circle jerk over the story being so "good" when it really isnt...

[@GutsOfRivia]

True chads skip all cutscenes and when you save the world and your freinds are clapping you respond with " who the fuck are you people?"

[@Zant5976]

He bought a story skip just so he could queue for Chaos.

[@Firestar4041]

Hes the dude that rushes in, tries to solo the boss, while everyone is watching cutscenes

[@dzikibreeki5618]

Chaos Fantasy: Jack's Paradise

[@NotJayUU]

I just beat this game last night and I can't get over how fucking awesome the story ended up being

[@ybyby3rdday]

It's starts out slow but the ending segues perfectly into FF1

[@Kevlexicon]

same

[@gnarcissist7669]

I was gonna say that I wished Jack was in Dissidia but then I realized that technically he is…

[@LSK2K]

We need THIS Jack.

[@kk28262484]

He is in the dissidia gacha game, if it counts...

[@TheSolBlader]

He is right now

[@lordashurathereaper.2835]

And he is also crazy powerful

[@stranger5011]

Finally a character who mashes B on dialogues canonically

[@DinsRune]

Jack is a JRPG protagonist who really resents that fact.

[@atmastand3485]

Jack was about to end that kid’s rock throwing career.

[@fbi6179]

Jack is what Cloud strives to be.

[@ariemugisatriaji8928]

4:36 when Jack humming FF Theme get me 🤣, and then he said "it is classic, everyone know this song"

[@flashthompson1085]

Jack is not for the bullshit. I love it.

[@afsdsasasf]

tetsuya nomura getting edgier as he is getting older

[@casacara]

Fun fact: he did not write the majority of Jack's character

[@65firered]

@@casacara Whoever did wrote him like how Nomura would.

[@ardius9777]

@@65firered Nah, Nomura likes the smell of his own farts too much to have written most of Jack's characterisation

[@65firered]

@@ardius9777 Ironic considering Jack is everything you expect from Nomura and his writing. Half his characterization is meta jokes that Nomura has been pushing since KHDDD.

[@thefinalday5858]

He's evolving... just backwards

[@DiegoHernandez-wr1ur]

You missed the Tiamat "ARE YOU CHAOS?" I laugh too hard with that But jokes aside, SoP did an amazing work with the random FF1 lore They turned FF1 from generic "save the princess and world from the guy who went mad with no reason" to the story about the guy who sacrified himself to get access to the true ending(after the WoL defeat chaos/garland in the past, he goes back normal with the princess)

[@AntonioCardenasT]

The ending of the original is either a time loop where you go back to the start and Garland is there kidnapping the princess or he was corrupted by chaos and at the end everything is back to normal at the start with Garland being a good guy.

[@TheInsider15]

@@AntonioCardenasT It's most likely the latter...if you think about his new plan came too be about

[@landonmarek7524]

There's infinitely more edge here than I expected. I love it.

[@JapanFreak2595]

7:43 Honestly my favorite out of context moment in this entire game.

[@QuaestorL]

I consider Jack to be the most relatable (and hilarious) videogame protagonist of all, i share his hate for expositiory dialogues and just want to skip straight into the action. This game is funny as hell, we need more games like this, this was funnier than FFV.

[@redex1098]

1:06 absolutely killed me

[@yezki8]

"Maybe should change job" And so he did, and finally achieved that booty

[@Dielock123]

7:12 " Tell me who you are . Oh sorry I don't care " thats was fast

[@cediecidchua1503]

4:50 jack was right It's a classic, everyone knows it

[@ultimatebro5719]

For tbose who don't know this was a theme in FF1

[@Captain.Mystic]

Jack: "IS THERE A REST STOP BETWEEN HERE AND THE FUCKING POINT!?"

[@Tarodenaro]

"....and so the nerd gave the bully a pen, a notebook, a really bad idea, and then...." "the weird kid and the silent kid also in for this" "great."

[@StabYourBrain]

"I'm not mad, it's just how i am."

[@EmptyMan000]

Yeah, he exists in a permanent state of pissed off. That's how he is.

[@kovulion7777]

Chaos actually finally appears and Jack didn't even wanna name him Chaos during their fight

[@music79075]

7:50 bro. Marital beatings to *save* her

[@QuaestorL]

The fact that she actually liked that surprises me more than how funny this game is, and i already expected it to be funny.

[@EmptyMan000]

@@QuaestorL Indeed, she's all like "No one's ever hit me before, how romantic!" What kind of bullshit is that?

[@QuaestorL]

@@EmptyMan000 It wasn't bullshit because Neon wasn't the one saying that.

[@EmptyMan000]

@@QuaestorL She still gave the vibe based on her response to being gut-punched into unconsciousness. That's just weird.

[@MidnightStriked]

4:15 Oh god, he's got Caim's smile. oh god.

[@DickieCheezits]

3:25 when you can't vote for Mocean Melvin as Jack for Best Performance in the 2022 Game Awards

[@theequalizer694]

It’s a crime

[@caretaker808]

I read a comment that said, "he is aggressively one dimensional that he comes around to being interesting" and i see that to be true

[@Protantical]

I can't believe you didn't include the ULTIMATE KINO ending with the Frank Sinatra song. It made me and my friend lose our fucking minds.

[@kastoraspol]

the world isn't ready for his peak sigmaness

[@hmmmooops]

>Refuses to let you elaborate >Leaves

[@Creekmore]

First play thru, I genuinely thought our boy was gonna fold that child

[@TheCyclicGamer]

Video game: *Tries to tell me trivial details about a character or an event* Me: 6:00

[@anatoliasmercenary.]

Jack is now my all time favorite final fantasy protagonist

[@MegaManDBZX]

Bro became the devil to give birth to a messiah. That’s pretty hard core.

[@visual_Memories]

In case you missed it, Jack Garland is the best video game character yet created

[@ivy7919]

the frank sinatra hat is killing me

[@aaronwalakay]

“It’s behemoth” “how do i know that?” Always kills me

[@leaguerear2974]

Silence NPC! I need to speedrun chaos!

[@someguythatwasmorbed8251]

80% of this game is pure memery, but the last 20% is EMOTIONAL DAAAAMAGE

[@braidena1633]

I read that in the voice

[@paintedpig3021]

When you actively avoid all side quests in a game and skip all the non important dialogue

[@shandelpruitt6737]

Jack Garland is if "I missed the part where that was my problem" was a person.

[@Eskolol]

Everyone else trying to have a nice roleplay moment during table top rpg Jack Garland:

[@christophercotto4212]

Jack sits at the round table of the based department

[@117johnpar]

Kid throws rock at Jack Jack looks at kid Crit combo prompt appears over the kids head.

[@watchdoge6464]

Jack playing FFXIV: He makes a max height Highlander character, buys the Stormblood story skip, queues for the Alphascape v1.0 raid to kill Chaos, kills Chaos, deletes character, refuses to elaborate any further, resumes listening to Limp Bizkit on his iPod and goes back to playing DOOM Eternal.

[@NebKrahe]

"I've got fleas that bites harder than you!" "Your jokes suck." Emotional damage!

[@mik3191]

4:16 damn I got abit of chills at that part.

[@Darskul]

If you don't know, Warrior of Light was seemingly created the same way Jack was. Despite being the opposite of Jack and being more preachy he feels he has no purpose without a battle to fight. Said in one of the side missions of FF Dissidia 012.

[@ReifinDFanchon]

That fedora with the swag fit him perfectly.