In any other good game, everybody would be sceptical about you after the first two deaths.

This game screams lazy and lame. The fight scenes are poorly made and when characters don't have unique death animations depending on who was sent and where. The blood magic one for instance. Every instance of it in this video looked exactly the same.

When a simple random rat has better voice lines than your flagship npc, you should just quit as a writer.

Loghain,the archdemon and corypheus has infinitely more aura than anyone in veilguard

I had to check to see if Malta the cat was voiced by a more raspy sounding Antonio Banderas, but was voiced by Gordon Cooper, from what the game's wiki says. Wouldn't have put it past BG3 to have an orange cat be voiced by Antonio for, obvious reasons.

4:56 no fucking shot they actually put Oof in the dialogue wheel. Wtaf...

Can they just please have AI write their stuff in the future

it seems you cannot lose them all in one playthrough

Don't even try to compare these games, it's not fair competition.

I absolutely hate the qunari design especially taash

Oh my god the giant thing and the dwarf thing flirting is so bizarre on each and every level

It just exposes how the Veilguard writers were not hired by their talent and skills. That level of writing is just simply unacceptable.

Wait, it can breathe fire now?

I member the days when you would at least try to clone something good

is ok if i like veilguard?

Failguard doesn't even feel like medieval or fantasy, it reeks of cringe millenial writing

Yeah, the writing Dragon Age itself was also better, especially Oigins and Inquisition

23:40 Everyone asks "who's Ajax?", but nobody asks "which Ajax?"

He doesn't need any of them anyway. You can checkmate even if you lose every other piece other than the rook.

The darkspawn unit at the beginning clearly reminded me of husks from Mass Effect (detached glowing eyes, tubular elements in the corners of the mouth).

Some of them talk like kids and it's creepy....like Harding and Bellara. Ughhhhhhh make it go away lmao

Reused animations for all these deaths makes all of this even funnier 😂

The Dragon Age interactions feel very Marvel-ized

It looks like Frank from Donnie Darko. It pauses for introduction, then leaps and swings it's club to destroy...nothing, it just unga-bunga's the floor without breaking anything or endangering anyone. And then all of its attacks are just retardo unga-bunga swings with the club. It doesn't retaliate when hit, at all: no charge, no grab, no mule kick. And no finisher move.

Why do the Darkspawn in Failguard sound like CoD zombies?

lol Veilguard was written for children by people who don't have children. And it's rated M for mature - go figure.

why does this shitshow bring me joy? Sigh....dragon age used to be a game worth playing.

That smile at 1:58 😂

Whoever Taash is the self insert for, I feel sorry for those family members in real life.

The worst thing you can do is be mean to a Non binary person...oh wait...no you cant do that either.

Thank you for doing such great work!

Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the greatest games of all time because it gives you the choice to be a damn-near flawless hero, your average Human Fighter John Baldur, or the absolute worst scum of the earth... a "That Guy™️" a... Murderhobo™️.

It's basically mass effect 2

Oh, you can have Traash killed? Suddenly, the game doesn’t seem as bad anymore. Unfortunately, I still identify as non buynary.

Best Veilguard video

Why is everyone's head so fucking big

Well, I guess these really are just NPCs.

What the fuck is this shit. Ogre is alright. I miss the killing blow actions in DAO 1

You know, I don't think we give Veilguard enough credit. They managed to make every line poorly acted and overflowing with cringe.

I made it a little bit past the "dragon" attacks in Failguard. I turned it off. I will never return to that mess again. Been playing Origins for the last week or 2 and its been amazing. Still obe of my top games of all time.

Dragon Age Veilguard IS SHIT, SHIT, SHIT FOR MORON DUMB PEOPLE WITH LOW IQ.

Dragon Age is actually not a well documented symptom that people run into. If you're in a spot where all you do is write like screenplays? Your characters come off like a screenplay. When that's manufactured? Everyone can feel it. It's pretty much what happened in The Simpsons after its golden age. It's the feel of "for the next 5 minutes, you're going to be everyone's best friend" and later almost on cue, you can feel a fake fight manufactured too, "this next 3 minutes, it's nothing but pure jokes with a laughtrack!" It doesn't feel genuine anymore, it's all blatant acting.

Him being in the exact same fucking Bigfoot pose gets me rolling everytime

2:02 *Awwww HELL YEAH!* Take your obnoxious lectures on identtiityy--poliiticces-and GTFO. (crowd cheers)

Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Yes! you are a Strong Independent They/Them. Now run straight at that giant dragon!

In Starfield, all my woke NPCs are assigned to a remote planet digging for iron.

Goddamn, like they don’t even die in different ways, Mass Effect two had like specific things that would kill people in this one. They literally all share the exact same cut scene. It’s just depending on if you don’t do their story quest, they worked on this game for eight years and this is all we got.

Remember the Broodmothers? Peppridge farm remembers. Peppridge farm can't fucking unsee that nightmare fuel.

What a joke of a game. Back to BG3