Dumb Signs | Jack Whitehall

[@n1ta_]

Jacks workout is doing stand-up

[@ahmedkamal7095]

good one 😂😂😂

[@unknown-ve9jf]

Standing up is my workout

[@ThumosTheUnbroken]

he does stand up sit down jump up and down spin around crab walk comedy

[@dragonblade4125]

@@ThumosTheUnbroken that’s so true though 🤣

[@KnitwitM]

You’re not wrong 😂😂

[@ohnoimatrap856]

Can we all just appreciate how smooth that jump-into-sitting move was at the end?

[@fireandicegaming5674]

Ikr I rewatched it like 10 times

[@SlowReverbDHH]

I was looking for this comment

[@nelsonclub7722]

Yes. Yes we can.

[@BlandoGaming]

It was quite impressive.

[@BlazeMisty]

Indeed

[@thepeternetwork]

The fact that he punctuated his point about the pool sign with an American accent sells it.

[@Jpatient]

first to reply

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@Jpatient second to reply

[@Kanno-Kade]

Third to rep

[@cyberpunk.386]

Fourth to reply

[@Radskull_]

5th to reply

[@swordforger3719]

Slowly but surely I will see the entirety of his shows without paying for Netflix

[@stewsoupbrothchowdergoulash]

See you in 5 years

[@sentient_dinosaurplush]

Yes.

[@soleclaw6521]

Same here

[@deusvult6920]

@@stewsoupbrothchowdergoulash the KZbin algorithm will bring us all back in 5 years

[@theanomaly2094]

We'll meet again

[@anyataubman8217]

"It's like putting a ginger on a sunbed! It's impossible!" As a ginger , I felt that 😔

[@invitedscroll_5012]

Same 😔

[@justat1as]

as a sunbed i can relate

[@anyataubman8217]

@@justat1as Wow! I've never met a sunbed that can type before! Truly remarkable 😌

[@joetheturtle7768]

As a Man with brown hair, I feel nothing but my stomach convulsing in laughter

[@stormfaring]

Hello there. Even just a stormy day is enough to get me burned. We do suffer.

[@EterPuralis]

We suddenly had one of those signs at my gym's swimming pool. No one else seemed to find it as mindblowing as i did, sadly.

[@shoeboi4596]

It’s on all the two pools I’ve been in

[@kebert2thumbsup]

Dear god!

[@roger0929]

Most state/local health departments require that sign to be posted on public pools stemming from the norovirus outbreaks in public pools/waterparks/cruise ships several years ago.

[@deejay102]

I've only ever seen "Please do not poop in the pool."

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

The only sign I've seen was "welcome to our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way."

[@piedpiper1185]

Some of my favorites: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" - Warning on a Superman costume "Do not turn upside down" - Printed on the bottom of a yogurt carton. "Do not operate while asleep" - Warning on a hand-held hair dryer.

[@Wyrnikh]

Never. Say. Never. Some people achieve amazing things while asleep in the morning, including driving….

[@crinkly.love-stick]

I once saw a fanbelt package that had the warning "do not install with engine running". I wanted to keep it, but someone I worked with tossed it out.

[@althelor]

@Richdragon I mean, I can only think that applies to sleep walkers. But that is even weirder, considering that when people are sleepwalking... They typically *can't read* and aren't even aware that they are doing things while asleep. So what is the point of a sign telling people to not operate something while asleep, when the person literally wouldn't be able to see the sign, or act upon that warning?

[@davethelong5093]

I once saw “Not Fireproof” on a pair of underpants. UNDERPANTS!!!

[@KhronicD]

My personal favorite was on a bread slicer in a kitchen I was working in once. Big sign on the front "Do not insert fingers into vibrating blades." Yep, sound advice that one.

[@idjit1897]

"unless you are taking it with you into a bath" omg this is why hes the best comedian

[@Chebab-Chebab]

I used to work in a restaurant that had the conveyor belt toaster. It was fine, unless you put the bread too close to the next piece of bread. Then it got stuck. Then it caught fire.

[@genevievehoskins6829]

Well that escalated quickly

[@app103]

A local diner had one of those, and the place burned down in the middle of the night, because someone forgot to unplug it before locking the diner up for the night.

[@alexglanowski695]

@@app103 a restaurant that I worked at, if we shut it off, the toaster would stop working and the owner was too cheap to repair/replace. I always hoped that restaurant would meet the same fate. I hated that place...

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@app103 well that diner was as jack put it "BURNT TO A CRISP!"

[@app103]

@@lowheadvarney158 Well toasted. :)

[@SarahOtter]

'Please do not leave baby in printer.' Has been one of my favorite.

[@Some_Electric_Boi]

The. What???

[@leopold7562]

I’m with you, Jack. When I’m in the throes of active diarrhoea, my activities are governed strictly by the proximity of a toilet. Often, I don’t even risk leaving the house!

[@colleenobrien8212]

“risk leaving the house…” that’s going too far.

[@smbsuperfan271]

More like risk leaving my room/the bathroom

[@vyran7044]

@@colleenobrien8212 as someone with chronic (or in context of this clip "inactive") diarrhoea i can tell you that thats NOT going far. at all.

[@sleepykittyMMD]

And when it’s gets really crappy Imodium

[@ncd2164]

@@colleenobrien8212how….. I don’t want to explode in the middle of street cuz I couldn’t control me shart 😂

[@putrijoyceirawati2638]

"Because someone did" is the whole reason why I avoid public pools like the plague!

[@warbacca1017]

I imagine someone was already in the pool, then got diarrhea and wasn't able to make it out in time

[@cartoonkeeper]

@@warbacca1017 I'm not sure how quick diarrhea can take you but usually you have at least some stomach gurgles happening a little bit before it starts blasting out

[@rivermoore1716]

Dont worry, I've seen a "No Diving" sign. IN A PUBLIC LOO CUBICAL and next to it was "Do not Drink" IT WAS IN THE CUBICAL

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

I mean with the amount of crackheads you wouldn't be surprised

[@TheLeaderOfTheBunch]

The frick? This one made me crack up

[@jasoncorreal8810]

I have that sign on my toilet in my swimming pool store bathroom. Smart people chuckle at it!

[@genevievehoskins6829]

I wanna know the story behind the sign

[@Celestial-yq6hz]

@@genevievehoskins6829 I can only imagine it cartoon-style where someone does the whole motion and jumps headfirst 😅

[@actualpicofmybrain8482]

there is a single zoo in my city ,12 years ago, a drunk man climbed the fence and fell into the tiger enclosure, it was the first and last time that ever happened, but now we have signs that say 'do not climb into the enclosure, the animals might eat you and that will make them sick , '

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

😂😂😂

[@nela9994]

And your estate will be responsible for the extensive veterinary bills.

[@Robynhoodlum]

Sadly, the animal is often blamed for the stupidity of the human and is often put down. Just look up the mother who sued the zoo after she lifted her own kid over the safety rail.

[@SatumainenOlento]

😂😂😂😂😂 That's the best sign ever in the zoo!!! Most effective: "If you climb into any of these enclosures you are on your own, you f**king idiot!"

[@brianpembrook9164]

His body was so drunk/wretched that his consumption caused animals, who I remind you eat raw meat for a living, to get sick? We should have a sign on the inside; "don't eat people, they are a health hazard."

[@goaway2803]

Yes, when they started making signs for people without any 'common sense' was when I knew we were in serious trouble XD Thank you for another classic vid, Mate and I love your shows on Netflix

[@danniluxgarbe429]

In fairness, a number of those signs and labels are not because of morons, but because of litigious individuals from the United states. Specifically, I'm thinking of the packets of sleeping pills that warn that they may cause drowsiness, and the inescapable "DO NOT PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN THIS AIRTIGHT CONTAINER, AND WHILE YOU"RE AT IT, MAKE SURE YOUR HEIR DOESN'T PUT THE SPARE IN ONE!" labels on everything in which you could conceivably fit a toddler.

[@user-zl1fx3lw9c]

What are his shows called?

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

The warnings on products make you realize how dumb people are. "Hot when heated." "May contain traces of nuts." On a pack of nuts.

[@althelor]

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle to be fair, a lot of times the "caution, this is hot" labels are there because the company is trying to avoid any liability for their product being much hotter than they are supposed to be. Case and point, the famous "McDonald's coffee" lawsuit, which is used as an example of people being dumb and sueing for the stupidest reasons. The McDonald's in question was actually breaking multiple safety laws by brewing their coffee at *near boiling temperatures* so that the coffee would "still be hot when the customer drank it when they got to work" even though it was literally hot enough to melt through a woman's pants and cause 3rd degree burns (after melting her pants TO her legs and literally fusing the fabric to her now severely burned flesh) and causing her to require multiple surgeries just to be able to walk. And all she asked for was for McDonald's to pay for her medical bills, which they refused to do, and launched a smear campaign throughout the trial. Though the courts pointed out that McDonald's was literally breaking the law, and had been warned and fined multiple times for the way they brewed their coffee much hotter than allowed by safety standards, and made them pay millions in punitive damages. So now they put a warning on the cup saying it will be hot, so that if anyone gets severely burned again, they can just point at the label and say they warned you and avoid getting sued for negligence again.

[@cartoonkeeper]

@@althelor this also works in similar vein to why zoos have to place a sign every 10 ft telling people not to jump the fence in order to get closer to the enclosures or the animals because you know for a fact that someone is going to do that and then claim they didn't see the sign but if there's one every 10 ft well guess what there would be one within line of sight of the place that they hop the fence therefore not giving them an excuse for not seeing the sign

[@Rekonheader]

the wierdest sign i saw once was ontop of a super market saying they were open 9 days a week

[@sonjastarr1364]

I assume they had a time machine?

[@Rekonheader]

@@sonjastarr1364 that seems like the only logical explanation

[@redpandamurphy]

Y'know how coach always asks you to give 110% in the game. Same thing must have applied here too.

[@Ahlurglgr]

The funniest sign I ever saw was a sign that said "THIS IS NOT A URINAL" next to a Dyson hand dryer

[@akisadiamond]

"Caution: state correctional facility ahead. Do not pick up hitch-hikers"

[@orionar2461]

To be fair, the person driving might not know of the prison, and picking up hitchhikers was once common place. Now it's insane to us

[@piedpiper1185]

I have actually seen signs like this on a highway. Fortunately, I knew that state pen was there and knew better than to be picking anyone up.

[@SatumainenOlento]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cbpd89]

Doesn't speak well of their confidence in their security, does it?

[@lemonzest6988]

@@cbpd89 Oh yeah, people just walk out the doors and start asking for rides in the immediate area! I'm honestly offended they think criminals smart enough to escape are going to head straight to the nearest road and flag down random cars!

[@skysorrow9041]

I can wholeheartedly agree, the rising rate of stupidity is truly terrifying! My friend works at Greggs, she had a woman (looked in her 30-40's), come in & ask her what was in the sausage rolls, & after my friend said pork, went 'oh that comes from chickens doesn't it?'. Gets angry when my friend tries to correct her, argues for 20 minutes that Pork does not come from pigs, getting really nasty about, before asking to see the manager, blowing up at him for saying the exact same thing as my friend, then storming off, threatening to sue for 'misinformation'! 🐖🐓😹😹😹😹

[@MorriganWarrioress]

I had a job at a specialty store, a few years back, and we got a customer who had several coupons. All were manufacturer coupons, all for X brand of candy, in the little dollar bill sized boxes. She grabs Y brand candy that came in cool shapes and Z brand candy that came in a shoebox sized container. At the register, she got mad cause her roughly 200$ of candy wasn't getting any discounts. She shoved her crumpled (and a couple were also expired) coupons at me and asked if I couldn't read, cause her coupons should've gotten her some percentage off. I explained to her that some coupons were expired, but all of them were for X brand in a specific size container - but none of what she buying matched that. She demanded my manager and asked her when the store started hiring high school students who couldn't read (I didn't correct her that I was about 10yrs past high school and read just fine, unlike herself). My manager reiterated what I'd told this Karen-type. Next thing I know, this woman is raining chocolate fury. She threw handfulls of candy bars, small shaped candy (it was Christmas - so chocolates shaped like trees, reindeer, candy canes), and even the shoebox sized boxes. My manager leads her out, the main store manager told me to go in the back for an unpaid break to "have a good cry". I told him I didn't want to cry (I wanted to yell!), he insisted. Two days later, she was back, and neither she or her friend that came with her, could read the BOGO signs. Buy one-get one, doesn't mean Buy One at 50% off.

[@whyme943]

@@MorriganWarrioress In my country “by one get one” promotions always require a 50% off 1 sale, by law.

[@nerdishlive]

i mean… someone in my school put a can of soup in the microwave in the food tech department… …while it was still in the tin- people like that are the reasons those signs exist

[@andyventures6574]

It was school....are you sure it wasn't with arson on mind?🤣

[@nerdishlive]

@@andyventures6574 maybe it was their intent... it kinda worked. had to completely redo the food tech lab

[@andyventures6574]

@@nerdishlive probably got in trouble for setting the fire alarm off with no fire as a joke.....so just stepped up the game.

[@alice.d]

To call a kitchen food tech department made me laugh. So homemakers will be called food tech engineers? Food tech scientists? It's US, right?

[@andyventures6574]

@@alice.d Nobody regardless of sex , should grow to adulthood without being able to cook, clean, do basic repairs etc .

[@peacetoyou63]

I bought a curling iron back in the early 00s that had a tag on it reading, “FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY”!

[@melissawardjohns220]

yeah that one traumatized me....😅who was that cray-cray to not have it external?

[@soleclaw6521]

They should have kept the tag off, to see who's gonna do the forbidden deed.

[@mothman5809]

Cooked tenderly from the inside out

[@salmasharabi3417]

@@mothman5809 😭

[@apjtv2540]

Ugh, sorry, that just made me gag a little bit reading that.

[@isachan0o844]

Possibly my favourite joke from Jack

[@elifae6713]

My teenage sister literally asked me if it would be fine to put already buttered toast back into the toaster because it had gone cold

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

Better call the adoption agency quick

[@genevievehoskins6829]

Delete her tiktok

[@alex2005z]

At least she asked you

[@demolition3612]

@@alex2005z as apposed to just doing it

[@demolition3612]

Tell her, thats what the microwave is for

[@kebert2thumbsup]

In my retail days, we had a sign for the escalator. It was a drawing. Should make sense in ANY language! A shopping cart circled with a line through it....do you know how many people INSISTED on attempting to take their cart UP or DOWN the escalator.....

[@LTU89]

I just saw someone do this in a shopping mall a few days ago!! I was speechless, to say the least. How can you go, "Well, this is a good idea." ?!

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

There are escalators designed to let you take a shopping cart on them (or alternatively, shopping carts designed for escalators), but if the sign says no, the fucking sign says no; go find an elevator if you wanna take that thing up or down!

[@ryano.5149]

Ha! I can top that! When I worked retail, I would have people...yes people, as in more than one person on a daily basis...walk over to the escalator, look down it, walk back over to me, look me straight in the eye and ask "How do I get downstairs?" **internal rage and despair**

[@kebert2thumbsup]

@@ryano.5149 maybe they were like Buddy the Elf. Escalators can be terrifying. Once I was on my way down. I was behind a kid, and his shoelace got caught. I had to rush down and hit the emergency stop.

[@elizabethlfaircloth9521]

@@kebert2thumbsup Wait, there's an emergency stop on those things? I didn't know that.

[@phantasmicmasque]

That fall into crossed legs at the end was impressive 10/10

[@Robynhoodlum]

IKR?! I was like, how did he not break his ankles doing that?

[@phantasmicmasque]

@@Robynhoodlum looks like years of practice

[@sharibigay4712]

Now that's the way to start your day, with a laugh. Thanks.

[@stxrlie4636]

" by the time that's toast you might aswell be " 💀

[@Konpekikaminari]

Exactly

[@davidstorrs]

Here's a favorite: A sign on a lawnmower that says "Warning: Do not pick up and use as hedge trimmers."

[@FujiwarnerCo1dj]

This guy is a FANTASTIC performer.

[@inkorrow9310]

I worked at a place with one of those toasters and I can confirm, his story is true. Ours was staff only, but there was 3 of us trying to make 3 tables worth of toast each and the toast never came out right. Some days the toast would catch fire! Literally, one whole slice of toast was just on fire. Other times some breads got stuck to the conveyor belt part and it would cook onto the metal bars, you could peel it off but chunks of the bread were still stuck, and would go through and catch fire. I had put out many fires in the couple months I worked there. And, the angle that the toaster was at wouldnt even make the toast go to the waiting tray at the bottom, it would sit in the back, and get more burnt. I am terrified of those kinds of toasters.

[@thesong7877]

It could be fun, though, to put up random signs in given places that people would assume could only exist because someone did the thing.

[@nela9994]

Actually, in the illuminati books, one of the chaos agents kept changing the high-end bathroom signs from “no smoking” to “no smoking or spitting” and watched the clientele change. I don’t know if that is just fictitious, or based on something in real life.

[@ahmedkamal7095]

greatest comedian of our generation

[@quietbirde1977]

yes.

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

yes.

[@YoungManDub]

Not Chappelle or Gervais or CK... Stop it

[@ahmedkamal7095]

@@YoungManDub chappele and gervais and even louis ck they are all over 45 , but jack is only 33 , thats what i meant by greatest comedian of our GENERATION

[@YoungManDub]

@@ahmedkamal7095 oh. Well in that case, the ONLY great comedian of your generation.

[@Shreya-fr8ks]

That toaster instruction is actually helpful...Umm actually i have never used a toaster and till this day i used to think that people butter their breads before putting them in..my mom and all the people i know butter the bread then put it on the pan to roast it.. that's just how it is done in India. So yeah if i were to suddenly find myself in a hotel with a toaster i might not know how to exactly use it

[@lindenshepherd6085]

That makes sense! I use butter when I’m toasting my bread in a pan, but not if I’m putting it in a toaster.

[@chuckybang]

You might want to lookup how gravity works.

[@Zephyr_Zeitgeist]

@@chuckybang To be fair, a conveyor belt toaster is not at first glance at odds with gravity and toast, if you look at it being the same as your toaster oven at home in which you could butter it first, which is kinda weird, but no problem. But if you look closer at a conveyor belt toaster (I just looked it up) you might notice that the toast will be butter side down at the end of the process, smearing the bottom. But a hungry sleep deprived person with a toaster oven at home with an odd habit of buttering first whose never seen such a contraption before, I can buy them making that mistake. But that is a very specific individual. Regardless, if it's a busy hotel, that would definitely happen at least once. Every hotel I've been in with self serve breakfast has had a 4 slot toaster and no 'please don't butter before toasting' sign. I say the true idiot is the inventor of the conveyor toaster, personally. And any hotel owner who thinks it's a good idea, instead of a 4 slot toaster.

[@saritshull3909]

really? I put it dry into the pan otherwise I've found butter makes it too greasy more fried than toasted

[@soyothedanny]

Bread crumbs stick on metal wires with oil and they get burnt. It smokes and makes weird smell for the next person. Now you have to wait for toaster to cool down and disassemble to clean the rack. Nobody gets to make a toast after

[@BouncingTribbles]

1:07 I have. All it took was a year of practice working at A&W assembling burgers. The last continental breakfast I had the conveyor belt toaster was basically the same as the one I had at A&W. My family all followed me down the buffet and they all had great toast, because I made sure they didn't change the settings I'd arranged

[@thequietstag4366]

I've had a reasonably nice pancake come from a conveyor belt pancaker.

[@Barry-rc5nf]

Define reasonable.

[@ThePersonMan]

What may I ask, is reasonable by your standards

[@thequietstag4366]

Looks like a pancake, tastes kinda like a pancake, doesn't fall on the floor.

[@ThePersonMan]

@@thequietstag4366 For a hotel, thats fucking perfect mate

[@thequietstag4366]

It was completely unexpected because of where we were at the time.

[@tommyjmm]

The way Jack looks round when he drops one of his more offensive joke to check he isn’t about to get stabbed!

[@doggy4070]

I’ve never watched a Jack Whitehall special before, but he made me laugh so hard on Graham Norton that I had to check him out. Im 30 seconds in and I’m sold. Everything from his delivery to the way he stands when telling a joke makes me laugh.

[@TCBStudios]

The best sign I ever saw said "Caution: This Sign Has Sharp Edges."

[@YuhBoiBaker]

At a hotel I once went to, the conveyor belt toaster actually caught on fire

[@jedrinck]

Sign at a hotel indoor pool in moscow, about 15 years ago: 'Taking a shower before using the pool is obsessive'. Exactly what I always thought!

[@Parodox306]

"Yes, we've had diarrhea in the family for generations." I guess you could say it runs in their jeans.

[@nightfury66]

My friend was at our public swimming pool with her class once, they were all standing there and probably listening to the teacher. She thought it would be a good idea to lean on the chain, fully clothed, right next to the pool. End of the story is that there's now since a sign saying to not lean on the chain :D

[@cthewolf]

“Third time through…” Me: He’s going to say burnt to a crisp 😂 Jack: …BURNT TO A CRISP!

[@TrondBørgeKrokli]

Nice. Just the right amount of energy to highlight the frustrating experiences in the scenarios being played out.

[@Svengali764]

Well I have put butter before popping it in the toaster. It was my first time near one and the last. 😂😂

[@chloegaugh7619]

now he knows what its like being a girl living with the active fear you could leak

[@jasonhare8540]

A ginger on a sunbed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How you gonna call me out like this 🤣

[@itsjustbatman]

Him screaming BURNT TO A CRISP is hilarious

[@ellaeisenberg7428]

that last ''jump'' was real smooth

[@ZacksturLeaflit]

“Please open box before eating pizza”

[@Erkle64]

Nobody got time for that!

[@taramay7579]

My school had a rumor going around that the food tec teacher had put buttered bread in the toaster and.i wouldn't have put it past her to do that.

[@zynnecampbell8472]

Went to a hotel where the sign read "no smoking, unless you are on fire"

[@wannabedal-adx458]

Now this is comedy. Classic comedy that everyone can laugh at. Well done, Jack!!

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

My Pro Communications teacher once said, “There’s a story behind every sign.” I’ve carried that nugget of wisdom ever since

[@noahcampbell7835]

This feels like just the British adaptation of Bill Engvall's "here's your sign."

[@Canonicallycreative]

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought so, lol!

[@ShadowDemon_4]

I love those! We have the Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD.

[@e_eyster]

The pool one is more concerning when the sign suddenly appears after a few years (which happened at my condo area)

[@elaexplorer]

As a child we buttered the bread before toasting, and put the toaster on it's side, so that the butter fully melted into the bread. It was delicious. Now we have toaster ovens.

[@ocuur]

Jack, Im a ginger and i get burnt with moonlight.

[@dramallamarama5300]

I’ll be honest buttering toast before toasting never occurred to me, but now my interest is piqued.

[@farriswilliams8541]

I'm confused because I've never done it any other way! I don't see why it is an issue. It does make the toaster hard to clean so maybe not ideal for a hotel?

[@Justanotherconsumer]

I used to do it in our toaster oven. It’s not bad, actually, just need the right kind of toaster.

[@futuza]

It works great in a frying pan or toaster oven, especially if you have soft enough butter to spread it before hand.

[@1988ryan1]

it lets the butter melt and soak deep into the bread, prefer it buttered first :/

[@parthkapadia4948]

The sign at Trafalgar Square has a picture that technically says 'No falling off the lions'. I have climbed on the lions at least 4 times and still haven't broken any rules haha

[@kingofpenguins4157]

Once I saw a sign in a pool wardrobe: “no horses allowed in the wardrobe”

[@Moonrose5]

One time I saw a water park sign that said 'No Mermaid Tails Allowed In The Vicinity' like 😃. Excuse me? WHO BROUGHT A MERMAID TAIL TO A WATER PARK?!

[@kebert2thumbsup]

And this Jack, is why you just go for the Belgian Waffles! This one hotel we stayed at in Maine had a Belgian Waffle maker. Every damn day I had one!

[@CorvusCorone68]

Belgian waffles are like doughnuts xD

[@roger0929]

Almost all "free breakfast" hotels have waffle makers except for Holiday Inn Express which have the pancake makers.

[@kebert2thumbsup]

@@roger0929 one can NEVER go wrong with waffles! I guess I haven't stayed at than many hotels. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@joseyjo90]

i love his sudden outbursts of comedy

[@Taijirai]

I'm sure you realize that if a person entered a pool with active diarrhea, it was for precisely that reason. Maybe the bathroom was occupied or out of order, or maybe it just seemed like a good option, but they knew what they were doing. Thats premeditated.

[@brianroberts783]

I saw a sign once on a woodburning stove that said "keep away from children, upholstery, and other combustible materials." It has been 10 years since I saw it, and I still think about children being classified as a combustible material.

[@morganwhite4788]

We need a sign for the crazies that says: "Please pick up fork and insert directly into socket." Lol

[@Ursichan]

I laughed so hard it hurt my stomach and I couldn't stop the tears!! Lord you are good sir!! So glad I subscribed!! 🤣🤣💖

[@ilyte1]

Super melted butter is actually pretty delicious on toast but I've never once considered throwing that nastiness into the toaster

[@jackielinde7568]

As someone who lives in Phoenix, all I can say is, "That sounds about right for Tucson." :P

[@NorybDrol82]

Absolutely. The only place crazier than Tucson in our great state is Sedona.

[@dominicinnecken-call9486]

As a Tucsonian I have never so insulted by something I absolutely agree with. Our city really is the Florida of the West.

[@jackielinde7568]

@@dominicinnecken-call9486 Well, if I recall correctly, a 90's Phoenix morning radio crew used to make all sorts of jokes about Apache Junction. Also, my views weren't helped by the fact that I didn't have a good time whenever I went to Tucson. Too be fair, all but one of my visits were while I was wearing a Maroon and Gold polyester outfit.

[@itookallthenames]

@@NorybDrol82 lol we stopped by Sedona when visiting the US. What are they all doing in there?

[@animealumni2601]

I made 2 slices of decent toast in the conveyer belt toaster at a hotel. They employee looked at me like I discovered the lost city of Atlantis

[@lys2303]

Haha, I wasn’t usually fond of Jack’s comedy but this made me laugh out loud several times, thank you for the laughs! 😂💚

[@hettyscetty9785]

As a ginger who has used one of those toasters, and has never used the sunbeds for two reasons, the first one being I am ginger and the second being they aren't good for your skin, I can attest to the fact that both of these things are impossible.

[@missakaiddamalgoda1879]

Why did I decide to watch his comedy having a coffee. I chocked hard trying to laugh 😂

[@TheDiamondBullet]

I went to a place that said "Caution, Hot" on a radiator

[@Ellulellu]

Usually this would be a silly one but my sister got quite bad burns by just grazing one at work. Some radiators don't go that hot and if you have never come across one that is as hot as a stove top, you might not realise how easy it is to burn yourself😄😄 I do think tho that if it can get that hot, there should be some sort of protection thing also if you really need a sigh 😁

[@TheDiamondBullet]

@@Ellulellu AHH, they put it on because someone said "Is this hot" and put their whole hand on it

[@Erkle64]

At least it wasn't in braille. It wasn't, was it?

[@TheDiamondBullet]

@@Erkle64 No need, any blind person would be able to read it anyway, ya know, with one touch haha

[@kenzij]

My grandparents used to have a radiator that they only sporadically turned on... Needless to say I would've appreciated it having a sign, at least when it was on.

[@SaumyaF16]

the best dialogue delivery 😂😂

[@wilenglish2991]

It’s the microwaves that have a warning on the back that say “do not put live animals in microwave” that make me question other adults

[@ryank5424]

I don't know why but "Burnt to a crisp!!!" Gets me everytime

[@knittingnana2939]

The dumbest warning sign i have ever seen was on the box that a dishwasher came in and it said" do not allow children to play inside the dishwasher". Really? Well why do they think I bought it? My children needed a place to play. What am I supposed to do with it now? Wash DISHES in it?

[@hackerx7329]

In Florida it is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. A law that specific only exists because somebody did it.

[@peaceadvice4030]

Best sign I've seen is "Is your forklift driver out of the back of your truck" that can be found at a Costco loading area.

[@nelsonclub7722]

The fact he spelled 'someone' wrong on the thumbnail sold it

[@samreid6010]

That sounds about right for Tucson, Arizona

[@kentonkyuubininefox9264]

I love signs like that.

[@Kryptomine]

Another great video.

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

His sports commentator voice was perfect omg

[@computernerd1101]

"Please do not touch this exhibit," written in Braille, directly on the exhibit.

[@boiledegggaming8424]

I'm so glad I'm able to watch his content again

[@ivanivanovic5857]

"There's a story behind every sign"

[@veaceslavgoncharov]

The best sign I've ever witness, is "Place for hitting your head", is was in a tour bus. They had a TV, and it was good placed, but for people that are tall, it could cause some troubles, like, you know, hitting the TV with their head.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

I’ve seen a pool sign that mentioned “active diarrhea” and we were like “as opposed to.. passive diarrhea?”

[@bertblue9683]

It's been a while since I've had a good laugh. Thank you!

[@pneumaofthedreamrealm8977]

His little hop at the end, I’m dying

[@Lycan4]

Don't remember the actual warning label, but this should be close enough. "Caution: Made from nuts." It was almond milk.

[@julianffan]

People don’t read signs. I work in retail. Try working in a store with one door that is “entrance only”. Every day. People will walk up to the door. Wave their hand in front of it. Look around. Walk a few paces away, then approach again. All along, there is a MASSIVE sign, at eye level, taking up one quarter of the door _they are currently staring directly at_ printed in giant white and red text on a black background, that says *NO EXIT*

[@lugyd1xdone195]

You're like a modern day jester! And I swear I mean it as a compliment!

[@ArianaCapraro]

4:27 thes two are sharing a look like they have experienced the exact thing he’s talking about and are having a laugh over their shared awful memory.

[@karinberonius8799]

My thoughts exactly! .

[@Irish_Enderman]

Jack is undoubtedly my favourite comedian lol

[@jenslyn42]

putting butter on bread first gives nice toasting results though

[@androiduser3895]

Reminds me the time a customer asked me if a tea cup only works with tea...

[@evie9732]

😅😅😅