Jackbox n' Chill

Foot still broke so just chillin' with some Jackbox. Getting back into the swing of things!

[@valdonchev7296]

Guys, I think he's trying to communicate!

[@OGdadpool]

Hey, buddy... Ya got the time?

[@neppu3648]

@@OGdadpool Literally at the start

[@OGdadpool]

@@neppu3648 You haven't watched The Mask recently have you? Jim Carrey, not Eric Stoltz Morty Mask The next literal line in the movie is "Ahhooga" but it's from a CGI cartoon horn, so.... I went with overweight street hudlum #1

[@dannycoleman4586]

As a matter of fact I do hubby

[@dannycoleman4586]

Sorry dog was rabid had to put it down

[@gravityenjoyer7222]

The look on Mark's face when he realized that his mic was muted is so priceless😂

[@Taven92]

Agreed

[@AngelWingsYT]

i cackled at that face XD

[@jazzything]

I swear I heard whispering it was so weird

[@realcell123]

yessir

[@MurderMeMax]

0:57

[@cardiacunrest]

i'm sorry, when he was muted at the start and lifted his broken foot i fvcking lost it

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

So many questions from that one moment.

[@humanbean4037]

Same

[@cryptid4131]

Mark: *talking about how terrible he was feeling* The music: *DUDADUDADUDA*

[@loadsofanything6590]

The music was pog

[@Alyss50JC]

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏✨👏👏👏

[@w415800]

I still can't believe this man lived through the Pandemic.

[@nytrobomb3971]

Me: *notices mark forgot to unmute* Also Me: "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@Endeavr_]

Grove Street...home

[@D-Man_Jam]

Watch yo langwing

[@elektraknappova3901]

Yeah... just like me😅

[@audelusional5723]

that shit was so funny

[@camomurf5182]

And legend has it, he is still muted to this day...

[@charls01]

Markiplier's mouth at the start: O Markiplier's audio: ..........

[@steveishere8808]

@@sameman6884 OOOOOOHH!!! Sick burn, yo!

[@ttyler7256]

What are you talking about the first thing I remember is him telling me to purge my memory

[@poopoo915]

Him 😲😐😲🤨

[@LunarTFM]

@@trendingtens468 if anyone deserves subs, it’s me, I work extremely hard every music video I release

[@PSVitaat2am]

Right at the beginning

[@timothyissler3815]

Most people: *get cancelled because of racism, homophobia, sexism, etc.* Mark: *asks to be cancelled cause he forgot he was on mute*

[@YourKingPyro]

Actually Imd argue about what most people are cancelled for

[@stankypoo4233]

I don’t think people are cancelled for being homophobic

[@timothyissler3815]

@@stankypoo4233 really?

[@stankypoo4233]

@@timothyissler3815 yea

[@dangerdash4393]

From what I've seen most people get canceled for stupid reasons. Personal opinions, stupid stuff they said 10 years ago that isn't even worth making a fuss over (cringy gay jokes, sex jokes, etc). So far the only valid cancelling I've seen is James Charles.

[@Applepie32z]

Mark starving himself of sunlight "I'm not a masochist I just wanna see how much my body can handle"

[@andyatkinson6749]

If mark is a masochist does that make amy a sadist?

[@tjas_]

If mark is a masochist does that make the sun a sadist?

[@Dinosaurisrex]

If Mark is a masochist, does that make his bones a sadist?

[@aroalgezion5299]

Mark: **didn't realize he's muted** People watching the stream: _I like your funny words magic man_

[@moeflamelord6900]

I thought it was a test so i started reading his lips for a secret message.

[@exosluckyone]

E

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@P3nUmbra_Nyx]

as a christian, i have no idea wat ur talkin about

[@baileyfox2546]

I like your words magic man, jfk clone high

[@LetsNerdOut]

Mark: Yes, I am an idiot, and all the times I am an idiot are edited out. Lix: Are you sure about that?

[@AngelWingsYT]

fans: hate to break it to you buuut....

[@NWolfsson]

Livestreams: Oh darling...

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@noahdetloff3997]

@@technoraver99 bruh wtf?

[@vigorous298]

Evidence: the forest (new)

[@oreochatz7231]

"I am impartial" "It's about power" "I am not a masochist"

[@shadowcarter4984]

Three famously untrue Markiplier quotes.

[@Dinosaurisrex]

@@shadowcarter4984 oh no, the power might be a thing, otherwise I aggree.

[@DJB3lfry]

Mark: "I am impartial, I will not laugh." Game: "Wade." Mark: *WHEEZE*

[@Jess-uw3mq]

“I should quit! I should delete KZbin!” *Unus Annus PTSD intensifies*

[@lanaclifton3901]

PTSD from waiting for the merch?

[@ambersgoofballcorner]

@@lanaclifton3901 both. baahhahahahhha

[@goose_memes]

@@lanaclifton3901 I got mine in the beginning of february and i ordered on the last day of unus annus ^^

[@CheshieD]

@@lanaclifton3901 I mean can you blame them for it being soooo behind?

[@caseyp5861]

@Dimitri MartinY No idea, these people sound crazy. It sounds like two random words they just made up. It is odd that they ordered merchandise based off these dreams though.

[@unclekec8637]

The first 5 mins: mark moving his mouth to carnival music (so people keep saying the first minute, and I understand that but I'm going off what Mark said)

[@oliveroates]

Literally took him 1 minute to realise what he’d done

[@pl3459]

Seems kind of like wacky carnival music to me, like with a clown guy doing a crazy little dance while he waits for you to shoot the balloon with a dart gun to win a prize.

[@PSVitaat2am]

My favorite part

[@poopyboy2222]

@TenLetters I doubt they meant literally

[@poopyboy2222]

@TenLetters mhm

[@kellytheurchin3954]

Mark: “I don’t deserve sponsorships.” Del Monte: well that’s good cuz we weren’t gonna give you one anyways. :)

[@missingachromosome7064]

Funny comment

[@ryleemacdonald863]

Same with Takis

[@bellaknightR597]

@@ryleemacdonald863 and Jolly Green Giant

[@A_Guy_With_Very_Cool_Glasses]

@@missingachromosome7064 bro....nice profile pic

[@unlivablecastle]

This works well with 1:07:30

[@PharaohsKeeper7]

Mark: "Guys rewind time~" Me, an intellectual: The clock never stops

[@kenjen9861]

Sad [REDACTED] noises Memento mori

[@majormelon8855]

Flex tape can't fix that

[@noya5169]

Just dropped by to say that I love your pfp

[@rainbowpeanut2568]

Memento mori Remember, you will die And we all did a little that day

[@techtiger2558]

No! I don't want to remember! Because sometimes ignorance is bliss! Memento mori 😓

[@monsoonchi]

Lixian, please, make a “Markiplier forgot he was muted” compilation. I BEG YOU.

[@kidwhat6664]

It'd just be a silent video, and I would watch all of it.

[@satohkuzuo]

It's gonna be the world's 6th quietest let's play

[@soup3620]

EVERYONE LIKE THIS SO IT’S THE TOP COMMENT

[@thegeneralgamer4921]

That and/or just a compilation of his technical issues in general XD like when he forgets to show the game, camera dies, is muted, etc.

[@cass6082]

It’s hard to tell because he normally does it on purpose on Discord to mess with everyone

[@v2vee]

Mark: “you’ll never see this again” Everyone: *goes back 5 seconds to see it again*

[@sergeantmason]

thats what i did

[@madasandwich7009]

What’s the time stamp?

[@beastie420]

I have it screen recorded...might post

[@realhakora]

@@madasandwich7009 11:02

[@NotDanP1an]

@@madasandwich7009 1:13:35

[@nicelittlekiller9121]

Mark: *MUTED* Mark: “I don’t deserve working feet”

[@mistertwister2000]

Mark: "You guys just saw 'Bingus' and went for it?! " Also Mark: Loses his his shit at "Scarychy"

[@cloudieo]

To be fair Scarychy is verryyy funny

[@justme-et3sr]

I would say scarychy instead of scratchy for weeks after I first saw this, and it's gonna happen again now

[@jonathansaloman1595]

Mark: “Hello everybody and welcome to...” Chat: “What?” “MUTED” “We can’t hear u” “sir da sound?”

[@runitsacow]

XD I thought it was my headphones

[@aeryn2460]

I thought i was losing my mind

[@andrewponder3855]

I love how many of them just post "E." Do that every time Mark is talking and doesn't realize he's muted, just spam E.

[@trendingtens468]

How many subscribers can I get from this comment? Current: 1.18k

[@jostauber8620]

and also FOOT

[@dylanbolin]

The pure despair in Mark's face when he finds out he was muted is both hilarious and heartbreaking.

[@cameronaberner]

*anguish* "Hi, goddamnit" has the same energy as Arin saying "No dont Dan fucking god damn it" when Danny did the handprint during the acrylic paint TMPH episode.

[@emeliasversion]

it really is

[@mortylindley]

Describe your self in one word: Mark: *Impartial*

[@oddpeacockovo6432]

“My comedy dosent go in threes!” But your bones can go in twos??

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “I should delete KZbin” Me: “Unus Annus: The Remix”

[@prattpratt]

Unus Annus 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@SeanoftheDead549]

Unus Annus 2: Not from pride, but shame.

[@abdulrahmanmohammed7558]

Imagine if Mark decided to make all unus annus videos back in just one hour that gonna be the most watched videos on the KZbin 🤣

[@GammaFox6]

👁👄👁*hands start to shake* no...not again

[@Unus_Annus_]

Yep

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

*Mark teaching a zoom class* Class: “You’re muted!” Mark: “I’m just gonna delete this classroom”

[@dasaniwater1618]

Sounds like technoblades chat

[@xlivingxdeadgirl]

MARK AS A TEACHER WOULD ACTUALLY BE SO COOL

[@Kaslidaughterofchaos]

@@dasaniwater1618 lmao good one.

[@deadacc4859]

Yeah

[@ashishsabat9178]

Damn I see ya on all vids

[@iwouldshipyoubutno7676]

Among Us Mark: *forgets to mute* Streamer Mark: *forgets to unmute*

[@wackyzachy302]

I cried of laughter when I saw the haunted "ball" at a garage sale. That was so funny, just the fact that is was only the single word ball made it comedy GOLD.

[@themosaicshow]

so simple yet left so much to the imagination. exquisite.

[@PhoenixSanity]

Surprised no one said “lady dimitrescu” for the new Starbucks size

[@Iexcon]

The music makes it better tht he's just talking to himself

[@bookenjoyer3970]

So true

[@dawidkrzyczkowski4289]

What do you mean he is just singing the tune of the music and you have to admit he is pretty good

[@lilyrecords7521]

God yes😂

[@BruhMoment-fh8zc]

Lmao

[@Skelosk]

"Get some sun" *looks outside where it's -30 celcius* "Nah, I'm good"

[@100GTAGUY]

Build yourself a nice greenhouse and bask in them rays even if it is -30°C

[@makaylafontijn1712]

Bruh where do you live that it is -30c??

[@yes.2875]

@@makaylafontijn1712 Canada

[@riley2294]

​@@100GTAGUY bro what rays, rays of fucking snow??

[@tearez13]

Mark: I haven't seen the sun in months Me: Mark, you broke your foot 8 days ago... while you were outside...

[@marsrichards5324]

Maybe quarantine. At most I've been 30 min. Outside AVOIDING sun cuz I'm sensitive to it and it can give me migraines

[@Ayr_Dahlia]

@Alon Amante Timbancaya yes

[@Ayr_Dahlia]

@@marsrichards5324 im the same way, so everyone says I’m a vampire and I just agree lol

[@asinine1766]

I just love how the music was playing while he was muted.....it just made everything 20x better

[@lovelife4111]

😂 💯

[@kevynnf.6310]

*Speaks in main menu*

[@cenelson6484]

So it’s not just my phone doing it lol

[@ashie06]

Clown music intensifies

[@planetcomedy3706]

mark really be a middle age teacher on zoom trying to teach everyone muted

[@laurenroseskvorak6175]

Aye some of us are 24 & trying our absolute best 😅😂

[@jean7725]

You can tell it’s Mark’s drawings when they look like Lunky 😂

[@kinabear7210]

i feel like mark has some sort of medical catastrophe at least 3 times a year.

[@edenengland1883]

more like five times

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: *Talks and then realizes he is muted* Me: “You’re the smartest idiot we know”

[@fleeb1540]

Mark: *says is nauseous and had a weird craving* My brain: he's fuck'n pregananant!

[@TubaNinja099]

PREGANANANT?!?

[@Cityweaver]

Yahoo Answers: How many weaks can I know I'm pregananant?

[@loganstewart3369]

Can u get pregonte

[@jackgerrie6288]

Am I PREGART?

[@cassccc]

how to know if my girlfriend is pegnate?

[@tonyandfriends9741]

“I wanna be back in the womb” Yeah, cause we all know how well that went the last time you tried

[@deuceydee3506]

*PTSD of Mark nearly suffocating himself and simultaneously creating a horrifying thumbnail intensifies*

[@reiko371]

Markiplier: Wants to be back in the womb All Moms everywhere, including Mark’s Mom: NO

[@liagamer4265]

lmao

[@fredrickthe1st853]

Lol

[@wanker_man]

sometimes it seems like mark has the intellect of someone in the womb

[@josephmurphy417]

Tbf he can't sneak on her if she always feels where he is tho

[@PhenrirX]

Everyone: “what’s he saying at the beginning. People who can read lips: “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.”

[@Jakxt3r-old-]

You have a good taste in profile picture sir. 🤘🏻😎

[@redacted-19]

Nice pfp you earned a subscriber

[@silvertheorist]

@@Jakxt3r-old- where is it from?

[@Jakxt3r-old-]

@@silvertheorist It's a decal that firstly was put on the hood of an Pontiac Trans Am (Firebird) from 1977. That car became famous because of the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" and with it the hood decal. It's basicly a cool movie, a cool car and a cool decal. 😄👌🏻 I use it to show my love to american muscle/ pony cars. 😎🤘🏻

[@tigervalley62]

The best part of being able to lip read is reading all the trash talk in sports lmao😂😂😂

[@madisuey]

mark: purge your memories guys, that never happened comments: *will not*

[@no3ironman11100]

"KZbin will remember that"

[@breadbaron42]

“I’m impartial!” Mark yells as he wheezes in laughter at the obviously better option.

[@wackyzachy302]

First round of Quiplash Narrator: "Also, someone's gonna get an ego boost" Mark a few seconds later: "I'm so funny" *has immediate rise in ego*

[@liagamer4265]

lmao

[@holabuenosdias28030]

"I should delete youtube" *Well, I have an idea, but it will take 1 year and you will have to partner with crank to do it-*

[@TheNetherFlare]

And yet you knew exactly who he was talking about

[@coolthingzbruhh5252]

@@dmVTG fumbass

[@laceydennis6535]

Yes

[@emeliasversion]

that seems like an amazing idea

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

That's a good idea why haven't they done that?

[@Sicanda]

"Gun to face (but with pinky out)" is the most Warfstache thing I've heard in a while :D

[@Corviidei]

Foreshadowing

[@adrienneislost1320]

omg yes though-

[@kelepona3424]

Time stamp?

[@Sicanda]

@@kelepona3424 34:45

[@LaurRants]

SCARYCHY literally had me rolling on the floor, props to that person and their purposeful misspelling of scratchy. It truly is the worst thing about dating someone with a beard and their answer was robbed it's points lmao

[@mikeymartyr]

im sorry to say it was an accident i was trying to think of something funny and couldnt and typed it that at the last second. i appreciate your faith in me though

[@seoulnessie]

​@@mikeymartyrit was beautiful! I cry every time!

[@nickythehickey]

@@mikeymartyrwell then you’re subconsciously very funny

[@SwirlyPinwheel]

Mark: - does whole rant about SAD and D deficiency- Me: - laughs in Midwest winter- But for serious, if you're in a place where you know you won't see sun for months on end, take D supplements, please. There are also light therapies to help with the depression.

[@stinkylabinky1330]

its really bad here in alaska. not sure about the real statistics, but it feels like 9 out of 10 people have at least seasonal depression

[@blakecacini8016]

Nunavut not having sunlight for approximately half of the whole year:

[@MsBloodHeart]

New drinking game: Take a shot everytime Markiplier says "Im Impartial"

[@spiritvanished]

Thanks I died

[@Dennyspuncakes]

Add him saying submit too

[@jackilynnnorth1680]

If anyone actually did this Parents I'm sorry for your loss They probably died after 22:00

[@PSVitaat2am]

Sure why not

[@DJYow]

Challenge acCptgfh(&.....

[@sumans7620]

39:30 Mark : “Ohhh Shit, Ball does Not Always Win!” * _Ball Wins_ * Mark: WHAAA-

[@ragekingd6291]

@@locofolko why should anyone fucking care dude

[@ezequielmontemayor6961]

Ball will always win

[@tjrage1]

Stolen comment. Shame

[@coffee-with-sprats]

Ball wins. Always.

[@LordVader1094]

@@tjrage1 why would anyone fucking care dude

[@artsiasa5608]

"You'll never see this again" Everyone: It's rewind time.

[@MalachiteDragon1]

"SUBMIT. SUBMIT. SUBMIIIIIIT" Amy, on the other side of the door: "What the hell is he playing"

[@wheatlysparble7900]

Felix : accidentally unmutes Mark : accidentally mutes

[@jasonflex8597]

Fun drinking game: take a swig every time Mark says "I'm impartial" and die from alcohol poisoning within the first ten seconds of the game starting!

[@crownedginger4082]

27 times in the first 10 minutes of gameplay my god

[@slendertv3616]

Fun

[@ElizaaKin]

I did that with a monster....no joke, I felt like I was gonna have a heart attack...I literally can't have that flavor Monster anymore, it makes me feel sick... (Yes, I'm an idiot, and yes, I probably shouldn't be on the internet....)

[@NODnuke45]

Mark: "GET SUNLIGHT" Me who has spent roughly half my life awake all night and asleep all day because of my insurmountable insomnia that always fucks up my sleeping pattern: "Haha... yeah!"

[@breenlala]

me watching mark tell his sunlight story: Lol silly several second later me: oh shit my vitamin d pills! *sprints to medicine cabinet*

[@valatrix711]

Mood

[@liagamer4265]

lmao

[@realkimbo]

Us: Mark has muted himself Mark: So anyways, I started talking

[@user-xy7ms9qi5f]

,k

[@KB-fk3jj]

What time was it? I probably didn't hear it

[@Max-ej4oh]

*Check this out, Lisa. You can pinpoint the second his heart breaks in half* RiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIGHT! *THERE* 0:56

[@skyrere]

that moment that he looked at the chat and saw everyone yelling and laughing that they could not hear him.

[@TheRealSoftR]

Nice reference

[@doughboyink]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@guy6074]

Is this a reference to the game Lisa? I never played it so I wouldn’t know lol

[@doughboyink]

@@guy6074 no it’s a Simpson reference

[@unkn0wn_us3r67]

Mark: reminds everyone to get some sun Me, a British person: *what is sun?*

[@marsrichards5324]

Me,an American: What's a British person? Does that mean they come from the UK or England? Or is Britain it's own thing like Australia

[@rainbowpeanut2568]

But the sun never sets on the british empire

[@stinkylabinky1330]

its worse here in Alaska

[@edwardianswifter6467]

@@stinkylabinky1330 people in Greenland: A M A T U R E

[@SebHaarfagre]

_"I realized I was yearning for the sun"_ Hello, fellow Scandinavian

[@LilThraxy]

“Get some sun” *Me who has not seen the sun in god knows how long* “Weak 🗿”

[@Moloxer]

hmph... wasn't going out even before the quarantine started

[@hetbet3879]

Haven't actually seen the sun in like 4 months. Been waking up at like 4pm and falling asleep at 6am.. hasn't been good Luckily started waking up at 12ish and falling asleep at 2am.

[@lil_eden600]

Erm, we don't get sun where I am

[@BlackMES]

*noticing the sun is red and theres a bunch of jelly dudes outside*

[@deppressoexpresso6287]

He looked so disappointed when he realized he was muted!😂

[@ZzLvcid]

33:22 I love how they made a reference with the ball haunting from phasmophobia

[@Jam-Ryu88]

He's just being Mark-Slow

[@Dami_Ka]

"aside from Tall, Grande, and Venti, Starbucks should add a new size called 'Small like they should've had from the start'" As a barista I feel like I'm uniquely qualified to laugh at this

[@lordyathnon]

Markiplier: I had not seen the sun in months Me, who works night shift: your bloodline is weak

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

Bro same

[@andreah9587]

I’m even weaker then 🥲 I suffer from seasonal depression and I’ll get super depressed and lethargic if I don’t see the sun for over a week lmao

[@apen8440]

@@andreah9587 I strongly dislike the sun

[@apen8440]

@@andreah9587 I don't know why

[@EvoSEB]

@@apen8440 f that ball of gas (it'll kill us all eventually) just pop a vitamin But don't listen to me I audibly hissed after an after hours when I stepped out into the 6 am world without sunglasses. I've BEEN trying to exhibit regular human behaviors like am awake/pm not up all night (but covid jacked that up)

[@kittykat3844]

“Let’s rewind 5 minutes and forget this” The clock never stops ticking. This is our revenge 😌

[@onebilliontacos3405]

25:54 I can't believe nobody said "Mark" for a new Starbucks coffee size.

[@Jai-wo4no]

Mark: doesn't know he is muted Me: so this is the world's quietest let's play. Yes I see

[@RedMcCarl]

Funnily enough he had a series called the world's quietist let's play years ago

[@chemicolle7016]

r/wooosh

[@midnightshutdown]

@@RedMcCarl bruh

[@RedMcCarl]

The last part of that series was like 3 or 4 years ago it's entirely possible that people wouldn't know it existed

[@siamsuleri8279]

@@RedMcCarl ok but the person made the joke because they're referencing that series...

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: *Realizes he was muted* Mark: “I don’t deserve a KZbin channel!”

[@gachawowstudios1289]

Fun fact Toilet Paper man was Gon Freecs this whole time, gotta wipe that Bungee Gum off! 😂

[@soldierofgodrick2885]

That’s a very long username

[@Alyss50JC]

Dang girl your here on marks channel too? o-o *Respect*

[@oni_cleric]

Mark: "You guys break everything" us: "You TOLD us to go there."

[@timfangrad5173]

Mark: "Continuously tries to assert the fact that he is impartial" Us: "Believing him less and less every time he says it"

[@chloe._.]

Careful, everyone; he's impartial.

[@negan9055]

The fact that mark didn’t cameo in willy’s wonderland is a tragedy

[@McBehrer]

I think Blather Round is criminally underrated. It's maybe my favorite Jackbox game, period.

[@mthy7719]

ngl the beginning is how i talk to people them: talking me: *blocks them out listening to weird songs in my head*

[@juicymoose8968]

Even better if you imagine it with this song

[@starmxn_]

Glad I'm not the only one that does this sometimes lmao

[@BruhMoment-fh8zc]

Same Lol

[@Quietman365]

Mark: "Get some sun" People in the UK: "But.... How??"

[@Agent-sn8ez]

I don't wanna like this because it's at 69 likes, but I'm going to

[@christofferthorsson7657]

As a Swede, do let me know if you find the sun

[@r_mrrobot678]

Yes please how do I access the sun when its constantly behind clouds

[@sergeantmason]

@@christofferthorsson7657 hey we have sun. i live in Rimforsa its between kisa and linköping an we do have sun

[@lil_eden600]

Brits just turn light mode on

[@awkiethephantom]

Mark: go out and get some sun! Me, a vampire whose job requires them to work outside nearly every shift: *deep inhale* NO

[@lieselbrehmer]

Me, seeing that the first minute or so is just Mark silently talking while carnival music plays on a loop: *classic Markiplier*

[@CustomName]

This happens to me all the time on Discord

[@t.teo_]

" " "oh sorry i was muted"

[@HKoopman]

“I wonder where he is, he hasn’t said anything for like, thirty minutes.” “My bad guys...”

[@t.teo_]

@Frullie well he has more people on discord than you so

[@Bearslikejaimie]

ME having full conversations with friends and they didn't hear you the whole time and they just happen to say yes at the right times

[@D-Man_Jam]

Quit commenting on every video lol

[@s4ltykitten]

PLAY THIS WITH BOB, WADE, JACK AND ETHAN PLEASE

[@liamfalvey5142]

YES

[@yourmotherlovesme69]

Mark: "Ball does not always win" Audience: Anyways, so i started voting

[@DJGamingSmash]

I was there the whole time... in the audience.

[@changelingreader14]

Audience squad! SCARYCHY YEE

[@coolthingzbruhh5252]

He wouldn't let me in😓

[@larrywright3337]

Me too buddy

[@BrianApplePie]

Pog

[@dallas1642]

Ok

[@jadenlee7688]

POV: you just clicked and it's not live anymore edit: i'm surprised how much attention this got

[@Red-Tempest]

:0

[@shiru2850]

sadly, yes

[@MikaylaROL]

Yeah... :(

[@madzz10]

so true, and i missed it bc of practice for my sport:(

[@trill7749]

All I know is pain.

[@alyssagreen7227]

"Scarychy is way better than ball" -Markiplier 2021

[@angelinageorgy725]

"Get some sun" Me who just came back from literally frying under the sun for hours: _a g a i n ?_

[@vedanadleeh3908]

The next 5 minutes of Mark telling he needs sun is basically "PRAISE THE SUN"

[@coffee-with-sprats]

That's what everyone should do at least five times a day.

[@kenjen9861]

\[T]/

[@user-ok1my4em4k]

Someone could probably make a compilation of all the times Mark has been muted.

[@nikkynormal6082]

Yes someone should!

[@madisonmclaughlin6598]

That’d be a pretty long compilation 😂

[@daisyjoy242]

I would love that

[@kaycidopp9560]

Yeah I’m not even surprised anymore when it happens lol

[@gabbi5298]

Please someone do this!!

[@itssssbbbb]

1:03 “i should just quit.” me everyday 😭🖐🏼

[@kotraminalu5986]

I feel like Mark just drew Lunky's whole family in this.

[@doratheexplorer87]

Gameplay starts at: 18:02 Like this so others can see it

[@triggerbug6339]

Thx 😁

[@mfpissboy7164]

Thank

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Thanks

[@fahrenheit2101]

Imagine skipping Mark's story.

[@someguyinamechsuit7062]

Oh yes I'm Markiplier tradition, starting a stream completely muted talking for 15 minutes realizing it's muted and then quickly summarizing your 15-minute rant in less than two.

[@Jigglyboyz]

I just love that booga won the backwoods while holding what looked like a backwood

[@maleahroberson1080]

Mark: *laughs* I'm impartial Me: *knows immediately what his picks*

[@ryokusnadi6051]

Mark: "You have to purge your memories." *Everyone will remember that*

[@ArJayDoodlz]

"I don't deserve sponserships" what about the jolly green giant? and his rotund sweet carefully made corn? or his long, healthy, beautifully crafted and tasty beyond all compare- handmade green beans?

[@joelwebster5073]

why

[@ArJayDoodlz]

@@joelwebster5073 I think you mean why not?... wait why are you saying why?

[@senorsanches7820]

"It's like he's trying to tell us something. I just know it!"

[@mistygames101]

Gun to face (but with pinky out) is absolutely something that Warfstache would do🤣

[@zfizz21]

Mark: Talks about craving warmth and wanting to be back in the womb Me: *chaotic Unus Annus flashbacks*