Perfectly Cut Screams #3

[@jacksepticeye]

AHHHHHHH! - Jacksepticeye 2020

[@bluekindasus1085]

First

[@infpompomgameing7309]

Hey Jack

[@Chzblkgaming]

Hilo

[@shrekofficial6796]

Second

[@simplord1468]

forehead

[@doctorbanana07]

Dog dies in fake lava: Sean: NOOOOOO Child slaps baby on the face: Sean: *dies laughing*

[@sonicfan88321]

Seems legit.

[@bloodbourne_]

Yes

[@teinei1958]

Doctor BananaManYT we all hate children

[@doctorbanana07]

@@teinei1958 you're not wrong

[@howlingbeats2544]

Personally, I think dogs are superior to kids.

[@hunterdaniel4787]

"Why did he scream in lowercase" - some redditor 2020 the best quote i've hear in quite a while

[@gameman3981]

"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be done today" - Sensei Wu, season one, episode one of Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. "Even lessons learned the hard way are lessons learned." - Sensei Wu. "As iron sharpens iron, brother sharpens brother." - Sensei Yang, and later Sensei Wu.

[@justanormalguy5496]

Time stamp?

[@itz_grass5890]

@@gameman3981 you sir, are fantastic

[@gameman3981]

@@itz_grass5890 Personally i do not agree with that (well at some very small points in time i do but more often than not i don't) but thank you for the compliment! and when it comes to those quotes, what can i say except for the fact that i find a lot (and i mean A LOT) which i think are quite good and some of which i think are very deep, for some examples just check my stand-alone comment on the Popularmmos's channel called "We're breaking up" and the albums about quotes on my Pinterest page (just so you know, those albums have the word "citat" in them, which is the Swedish word for both "quote" and "quotes"). Also search for "Ninjago Quotes" and "Pokémon Quotes" and i've probably seen all of them.

[@kr6me]

@@gameman3981 hamela

[@koio3077]

Seán: “I’m trying not to cuss cause I don’t wanna get demonetized” Also Seán: “dear perfectly cut screams, that was sh*t”

[@bernadetteparieaho9112]

9:18, 9:24,9:55 look for the rest i'm to lazy to do it

[@zetero1]

1:05 7:30 7:43 8:31 8:52 9:02 9:18 9:24 9:55 10:21 10:26 10:37

[@bernadetteparieaho9112]

@@zetero1 thanks

[@EnergreenMiscellaneous]

666 likes

[@somniee]

I’d never expected in my entire whole life that Jack would watch Dreamcatcher meme

[@Ax0latt3]

I saw the thumbnail and I was like: S U A A A A A A-

[@itzelmarquez1528]

AND put it as the thumbnail. I feel blessed

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

What’s that?

[@KookieDough]

Clips you don’t watch kpop band!! They have a horror concept

[@arie8014]

Yeah and its in the thumb!!!

[@Kris-me6pu]

8:50 kills me every time: You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Truck

[@22cryptic61]

🚚

[@Grahaminations]

Truc

[@theironnautilus7228]

BRUH I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT

[@wildflower_system5125]

*T R U C C*

[@marianth2000]

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal'

[@tacoburrito8785]

Jack: I just realized ringing the bell is equivalent to shaking car keys in front of children, are you entertained... Me: yes

[@beerice_0199]

Yes

[@thearttheatre488]

*Yes.*

[@giggaragg6401]

Yesss

[@x.onyx.z]

Yes.

[@thepokemanchannel1029]

Mhm.

[@joshgeneral5531]

Right when jack said “you can smack my ball-“ my video was interrupted my a Miami university ad and it was the most beautiful comedy ever

[@jamescameron4178]

Petition for Jack to watch "Tom and Jerry" for that juicy nostalgia.

[@skipadz8321]

Yeah

[@BaileyTheFox2]

Y E S

[@Krazycat25_]

Signed

[@mcc.crafter17608]

Yes

[@thegamecinema444]

*signs 50 times*

[@sofaspace7475]

i spent so long laughing at “why did he scream in lowercase” just because it’s _so accurate_

[@the13throse]

he really said "aaaa"

[@jamimc.4605]

I laughed at the spoiled milk one for ten minutes cause i gagged and then unpaused the video, saw séan had the same reaction as me, and nearly died of laughter again.

[@lunamayarts]

I’m not surprised that Dreamcatcher’s memes consist of a lot of screaming, but to think that it slid its way into one of jack’s videos

[@eeeek_]

I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND SCREAMED I WAS SO SHOCKED OMG

[@The14james]

Are you ready?! There's a place inside my mind, a place I like to hide You don't know the chances. What if I should die?! A place inside my brain, another kind of pain You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!

[@crystalsnow5046]

Same

[@LHyoutube]

2:27 - The guy's glasses flying off and being frozen in mid-air makes this even funnier! 😂

[@KorbynTaylor]

8:50

[@hauntedheartss]

“I just realized, shaking the bell in front of the camera is the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of kids.” *he’s on to us*

[@Zacky_016]

Yes

[@Skrimbe]

Uh oh he's onto us

[@Sillymonroll]

Someone coped you

[@kev8797-h7s]

AHHHHHHH BELL

[@itmekilian6471]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

"Why did he scream in lowercase" rofl that describes what happened so perfectly in fact that's what critics should say to bad actors in horror movies "your acting was terrible, you were clearly only screaming in lowercase"

[@Keiji1223]

Never thought I'd see the day that Jack reacts to Dreamcatcher not through their music, but through Sua's cut off screaming 😂

[@Kunn0ichiL3g3nd]

I know! 😂 I was so hyped when I saw it. It actually made me laugh. Dreamcatcher is iconic-ally funny.

[@seokishhh]

I thought the same thing!! 😂💕

[@emilyvalentine4565]

We expect nothing less from loud unnie

[@Ryan-nb8zg]

IKR I was like OMG IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

...when a big boat comin my way

[@Vexxy197]

“He can smack my ba-“ **realizes that he is a child** “Nevermind”

[@noreturnfromeightysix4487]

5:39 Ah yes the internet: a Snapchat video posted on Tik Tok, then posted on Reddit then viewed on KZbin

[@Christian31413]

Yes

[@datsmia1179]

Fr

[@DMZK44]

Mr Worldwide

[@respectfullytrashed4385]

Mr Worldwide

[@haydendoesstuff218]

Ahhh the internet where anything and everything ends up anywhere and every where

[@LittleDebs.]

Jack: SCREAMS Neighbors: He’s playing happy wheels again lock your doors

[@bigsmoke1811]

Omfg yesssss

[@muddyr4in997]

lmfao

[@GrinceMaster73]

Those doors are going to locked all the time

[@petermcphoneface1987]

SCREW YOU BILLY

[@johnthevillager8315]

@@bigsmoke1811 you mean Dog that's funny as fuck

[@admiralorangebeard989]

Jack: *screams in total panic while spinning violently* Subtitles: [Music]

[@RengawSnave]

What did this happen

[@RengawSnave]

If so please give a time stamp

[@RengawSnave]

Oh wait it was the start lol

[@WolfHaleyReal]

it is music

[@DashBolt]

Music to my tiddies

[@bonnie_lover1239]

Jack's giggles, chuckles and laughs gives me so much serotonin :)

[@SteamPunkPrince]

Jack: which 7up is stickier, put me on a wall and see how long I last *-unus annus-** wants to know your location*

[@genericname2747]

Unus Annus should do that

[@theoriginalzem5]

Wait 282 likes and its nit near the top wtg

[@SteamPunkPrince]

@LiamPlaysGamez lmao what's unus annus?

[@richardmillhousenixon]

@@SteamPunkPrince oh you poor soul

[@Suo_kongque]

@@SteamPunkPrince you had to be there

[@Jacobius69]

Jack: says bread boys isn’t funny **holy music stops**

[@Banshee-7]

Do I sense heresy!?

[@crispydonut_0]

The holy land disapproves

[@sirmaerske6884]

Let's start a petition to make Jack watch Bread Boys so he can actually see why its funny

[@wood9738]

Shotgun music starts

[@milady2681]

Let us have him join us brothers!

[@jeremylecocq826]

*JackSepticEye: "some things that go on for awhile should stop because they stop being funny" Tom & Jerry: am i a joke to you*

[@hawkdracano3840]

yes, that's why they are funny

[@jd1800]

Tom & Jerry did stop being funny though.

[@benytgaming7302]

J D no never noooooooooooooooooooo

[@jd1800]

@@benytgaming7302 The old ones are still funny but the newer Tom and Jerry is kind of lame.

[@joshdegerness3313]

Tom & jerry is the best

[@SerenaRosetail]

I love the Dreamcatcher Sua's scream when she did the filter and got scared by the rainbow of it. Was too funny!

[@anonymoustroll2432]

It cant be, She is really one of the band member?

[@SerenaRosetail]

@@anonymoustroll2432 yeah Sua is from Dreamcatcher and I'm pretty sure the one who told her to look at the camera was Jiu

[@closet_gremlin7]

@@SerenaRosetail Yup that was JiU!

[@llllll1897]

Never thought I would see Dreamcatcher and Jacksepticeye in the same frame

[@SandEateer]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK

[@NINJA-FOX.Productions]

You’ve been struck by,

[@N00D13-m1m]

@@NINJA-FOX.Productions Truck

[@NINJA-FOX.Productions]

WOOOOOOOOW

[@NINJA-FOX.Productions]

*epik guitar solo

[@bandaidtheultimateartist5775]

jack: “things should just stop! cuz they stop being funny after a while” ad: *IF YOUR CHANNEL IS DYING-*

[@jeremylecocq826]

😂you said that as it happened what the hell

[@horrormochi6434]

Why the hell is Ben Drowned watching Jacksepticeye's videos? 😂 You've got good youtuber tastes-

[@oovoojaber]

I got an ad about yt premium

[@itz_shira6821]

I just got some spanish *Dove* Ad

[@lennyface8195]

You've been hit by- You've been struck by- *A MOOSE GENITAL*

[@neuratlas]

;-;

[@Oatmealyum]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 im crying

[@raynaldiyudhistira4851]

Ew

[@lennyface8195]

@Ethan Perry Finally, a cultured individual.

[@mckaleighwatson3942]

@Ethan Perry @Lenny Face Mmm yes the cultured ones.

[@LuvvLiii]

When Sean imitated the sea lion i literally died 😭

[@zanenarramore7740]

Rip.

[@SublustrisNox]

If you 'literally' died, you wouldn't have been able to type that comment. :3

[@ranniwolves]

@@SublustrisNox its an expression

[@tallic967]

​@@SublustrisNox Your comment would've already been annoying without that cringey emote

[@danielhughes1711]

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Trucc

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

AA-

[@lemonadegaming8865]

BAAAAAHHHHHH

[@Digighost_5]

Aaoooowwww!

[@trevordail7822]

@@Digighost_5 truck

[@trevordail7822]

truck POWW

[@bruyeet9878]

Jack: HEY LOOK BELL Everyone: Praise for the almighty bell of happiness is here.

[@smolrobyn]

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY BELL, WHAT MEMES DOTH THOU BRIGHT THIS EVE

[@yourmom6233]

Bell

[@duckbot2.0yt83]

Video: Girl screaming riding down slide Captions: applause

[@4FUNZIPPY]

*whY tHAnK YoU yoUtuBe*

[@TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat]

It's at 9:53

[@feesh9977]

Why does literally every other sound apart from English words come up as applause on subtitles

[@spencerlaker8870]

Being one of the biggest spongebob enthusiasts, it just makes my heart happy that Jack knows that line; "Every plan from A to Y!"

[@fireshark142]

Jack reacting to a Dreamcatcher clip, the crossover I never consciously wanted but WANTED

[@sienaneff3108]

4:29 Sean doing an impression of the screaming seal is just- so perfect I can’t 8:50 you've been hit trucc-

[@harbor641]

*HONK*

[@Sxiping]

4:29: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[@rogue6827]

YONK YONK

[@angelicadiaz1183]

4:30 Ohh-

[@gmk9321]

12:55 does anyone know if the clips of this is on KZbin?

[@kaylapowell2793]

“You guys like the bell, right? You’re entertained?” Me, sitting with eyes wide and baby drool: *Garbled baby noises*

[@shanerekts2700]

U wanna tell us something bro?

[@kaylapowell2793]

ShaneRekts Just that he’s on to us...

[@theperson8049]

Its too late now, we're all adicted, trapped in an endless cycle of needing the bell again and again and again and aga-

[@diaryhome4943]

Dude, Jack is literally one of the funniest KZbinrs I've ever watched. I got out of a *bad* relationship recently, and ever since, I've been binge watching Jack, and holy shit, he's made me laugh so much. Like, I've watched his videos for YEARS, and he's always been one of, if not the first channel I go to when I need cheering up

[@ahntis]

OF COURSE THERE WOULD BE SUA SHE MADE A 15 SECOND VLOG OF HERSELF SCREAMING

[@arie8014]

TRUEEEE He should react

[@Smoses_senpai]

He really should watch that It would be perfect

[@undefinez84]

Somnias detected

[@benjaminharrison3199]

waitaishumgan 你的妇产科艾薇儿四门你们俩都是他地大结局大家扥登记叠加我系今晚没写

[@neutraltbr2146]

@@benjaminharrison3199 cool story bro

[@aurorajudd4552]

“It’s the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of a child” Me: ooh shiny bell!! 🔔

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Me too aurora

[@SonnyMonleay]

Toddler me: that is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@lukemoore3289]

Boring😒

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

We're all crows we have the shiny good mentality

[@idkoof9167]

Jack : * shakes bell * Me : oooooo ☄ bell :3

[@restlessdave6755]

You’ve been hit bye You’ve been struck by TRUCK Seán: AAAAH- Death: Truck

[@nacidi5353]

ew u do fnaf ships

[@JacklynWasFound]

@@nacidi5353 Tf?

[@liamstrains6420]

hotel:travago

[@mattdubz6890]

AAÀAAA

[@len00000]

Bye

[@hound762]

Been watching these to pass the time filling out a job application. God, what a way to live life

[@violetviverson8340]

Jack: the bell is like shaking car keys in front of kids Me: pft is not Jack *rings bell* Me: oooo yay fun bell!

[@jaderatliff179]

It's so funny because I never really cared about car keys as a kid (aside from stealing people's keys and making them pay to get them back LOL), but we had bells I LOVED playing with haha I wonder where they went

[@eggmanendme9792]

@@jaderatliff179 jack stole them

[@mr.midgardville]

@@eggmanendme9792 He JACKED them.

[@jaderatliff179]

@@eggmanendme9792 Give them back ):

[@jaderatliff179]

@@mr.midgardville LOL

[@ameliabutcher5745]

100/10 to Jacksepticeye for letting me laugh for the past 13 minutes after having one of the crappiest days of my life

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Happy to get you to 100 likes, you deserve laughs and support

[@The_Asexual_Gamer666]

The fuck happened?

[@shadowwolf55_mccoy6]

*Jack rings bell* Jack: "ArE yOu eNtErTaInEd" Me: *Stares intently at bell* Yes very

[@funnysonicman]

That was one of the funniest parts of the video for me🤣

[@myarmsrgone]

We are amused

[@octaviusfooks7194]

9:14 - "and it's the GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!"

[@deoxi3207]

Guy:I'm gonna start a fire! Stove: *is on fire* The guys head: *Mission passed tragically*

[@rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019]

IDK what any of that means but I just wanted to get u to 111 likes

[@yuukitatsuuya]

8:56 This is by far Jack's most contagious laugh that I've seen and heard, and the mj clip adds a lot.

[@mari2687]

*I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU SCREAM* Stan Dreamcatcher everyone Stream Boca

[@belleclairdelune]

my underrated queens 😔✊

[@pandamoonstar2742]

They deserve more

[@blacklegchunji13]

Pretty sure Jack would like em, specially Endless Night

[@chshjustol]

Sua unnie is there tho-

[@blacklegchunji13]

@@takeonme1000 You should really take a look at Dreamcatcher they are beyond talented

[@tikachauchidze5567]

idk why but seeing a grown man giggling at tom and jerry makes me happy in a way that i cant describe

[@stelioslollol749]

Jack: 'It kinda got cringy in the end' Rick Ashley: *SAY* *GOODBYE*

[@theunlikeyou]

Astley.

[@monkeyboi1837]

theunlikeyou well I mean if you’ve only heard about him through that vid (which like c’mon) you would thinks it’s spelled like Ashley not astley

[@sillyseagull9468]

Wow.

[@hjoehj0996]

Why do people have that profile picture

[@stelioslollol749]

@@hjoehj0996 search: rifty fish army

[@sir_squiggles_the_third2107]

“Shaking this bell is the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of kids and asking if they’re entertained” But Sean we are entertained by the bell

[@doloresatkin2723]

I'm just sitting and staring at the Bell when he's ringing it like 😶😮

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO *OR I WILL MAKE YOU HATE ME!!!*

[@blueninja012]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x or I can just hate you here and not give you clout

[@0Flair0]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x o away u begger

[@0Flair0]

-_- copyd comment rlly well nothings really original in comments now :/ everything has been seid.

[@kurtsony5863]

Jack: Spoiled milk is digusting Meanwhile jack Drinks Water Jesus... Me: sEeMs AlRiGhT

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

yes

[@dotsyt7765]

This

[@kristianbowitz288]

Cheks out

[@FT_lorissa]

Jacksepticeye-The screaming Lord and the king of Happy Wheels

[@pufferfish9045]

A bot stole your comment

[@mistermiss9093]

9:13 XD i am replaying this part idk why but the cutoff is fecking hilarious-

[@altf4yourself378]

Jack: *says bread boys aren't funny* Me: UNACCEPTABLE *clicks shotgun*

[@crunchy..t0ast965]

LMAFO

[@igorskit844]

Lol clicks shotgun

[@raptorzpackgaming8860]

Alt f4 yourself AHHHH-

[@dummythicc7075]

*shotgun time*

[@lichguard]

Pump not click

[@tulolah4032]

Dadsepticeye. He's got his ladder, his drill, and he's the cool guy that all the kids want to hang out with.

[@kristal2.071]

*He was the cool kid, but he actually got a life*

[@kels_edits4612]

Yep totally. I wonder how in every video he's so confident!

[@i_am_blaziken1918]

Tulola Elizabeth Halcomb This sounds like an ad for a new kids show

[@judesomnia]

6:36 stan loud kim bora. stan dreamcatcher.

[@steelsmith6230]

"Things that go on for a while stop getting funny" tell that to the 15 years worth of SPN bloopers.

[@lazerlightning7777]

SuA screams so much it scares me how her voice hasn’t gone sore

[@laceylux2468]

i love SuA lmaoooo

[@kaii315]

I'm too dumb to know who SuA is

[@paragonca9736]

@@kaii315 the girl in the thumbnail; a member of Dreamcatcher, which is a K-Rock/Pop group!

[@epsreborn9718]

I straight up thought the subtitles in that vid just had weird capitalization issues 😂

[@lazerlightning7777]

@@epsreborn9718 Nah ur good

[@briwells6867]

Jack: You like the bell, right? Me: *nods enthusiastically*

[@rafaelasilva6615]

6:37 not at Dreamcatcher getting into perfectlycutscreams with one of their LEAST loud and chaotic videos lol

[@tuck1736]

3:27 perfect freeze frame

[@FireDragon922]

Lol

[@iknowslotabouttanks7246]

Jack: I was promised anime tidd- Door: *fly’s off the hinges* Father: U N A C C E P T A B L E

[@iknowslotabouttanks7246]

-_-

[@Gia1911Logous]

SON YOU DROPPED THE *_NUGGIES_*

[@rainbowcritter3904]

-softly- a little in poor taste, because sean's biological father was not the nicest of people, was actually rather abusive. funny joke tbh, but...just saying not in the best of taste considering...

[@mohamedkhaledzein2151]

@@rainbowcritter3904 how did you know that

[@DemonyoTV]

Anyone knows the name?

[@karimanning9484]

4:45 “he was like a father to me” - Felix

[@smar1208]

"I loved him like my son"

[@Bugzilla0213]

Is nobody gonna talk about how good Jack’s impression of the dying Minecraft dog is?

[@yamahoestella3118]

Maybe because he's heard it so much-

[@Bugzilla0213]

@@yamahoestella3118 *oof*

[@exursix]

11:53 this mans scream was filled to the brim with fear

[@jeanniegarcia9246]

75% of comments: Dreamcatcher related The other 25%: Funny hahas from video

[@The14james]

Are you ready?! There's a place inside my mind, a place I like to hide You don't know the chances. What if I should die?! A place inside my brain, another kind of pain You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!

[@em._.1105]

They're a really underrated group can't blame them 😅💔

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

alternative title: jack finally discovers "you've been hit, by. you've been struck, by. TRUCK"

[@leshawna7172]

Smiley AHHHH-

[@leshawna7172]

Thelaretus AHHHH-

[@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42]

AHHH- *Dead*

[@charlierusso781]

Sean: still funny but not like a crazy one Also Sean: THUMBNAIL

[@falloutayres2999]

You said Sean and then jack lol I know what you mean but lol

[@freohr789]

he probably doesn't make his own thumbnails tho

[@justinmoody5606]

freohr789 actually he does

[@freohr789]

@@justinmoody5606 oh dang, neat! then yeah!! silly jackaboy!!

[@charlierusso781]

Ollie Oinkster Oh I just realized lol

[@reivoidwalker]

You could never stop being funny Jack

[@l_lambsonburn]

6:36 INSOMNIAS WHERE U AT MY GIRLS R HERE. Seriously every dreamcatcher song slaps

[@aifos3329]

Insomnias have been trying to get Dreamcatcher their first win. If you haven’t already please download Starplay and vote for dreamcatcher. There’s tutorials on how to get more vote tickets online. Anyways have a good day 😂

[@howinthewhat]

I was so happy to see them in the video AND the thumbnail! Yaaay

[@Edicius8bit]

I can't believe, Jack included SuA in the Thumbnail AAAAAAAA! I thought it was a random reaction vid for DC's dorkiness but the time I noticed Jack in the thumbnail, I was like "REALLY?! OMG SUA IS IN JACKS VID!!"

[@vvronskyy]

I KNEW I RECOGNISED THEM ITS FUCKING DREAMCATCHER OFC

[@Rosie-sf3mo]

Omg yesssss

[@Jas-ly5fz]

The best scream you'll ever hear: Dreamcatcher - Scream

[@arianneekhator4036]

We stan

[@natsueyama]

I swear I'm tryna get into the fandom-

[@Jas-ly5fz]

@@natsueyama do it👹

[@PatronSaintOfSwitchbladeFights]

never thought id see my ult girl group in a jacksepticeye video

[@vyoon5004]

@@natsueyama do it!! most somnies are really kind and the girls from deukae are insanely talented!!

[@cb01from3nachasauce5]

Sean having SuA as his thumbnail *Insomnias liked that*

[@mmaaxx___]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED MY LOUD PRINCESS

[@ediecrown8633]

WE LOVE DREAMCATCHER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

[@kc.p2003]

I clicked faster then ever when I saw SuA 😂

[@thisisnotayden11]

I thought i see it wrong 😂😂😂

[@jdhn]

Hell I thought it was momo

[@mr_derp858]

Jack: diet vs regular, which is stickier. Matpat at food theory: I ask the food questions and I awnser them!!

[@xvi7712]

Nobody: The dog at 4:58: Welcome to the true man's world

[@xvi7712]

@Goku Black have never seen a ringo roadigins jojo's refrence

[@xvi7712]

@Goku Black O imm dumb. sry

[@cumdoctor3537]

Great another overused joke

[@eaturcerealnow4352]

but that's a cat and everyone is talking about a over used joke ;-;

[@cumdoctor3537]

@@eaturcerealnow4352 now THAT is a overused joke

[@joshaintginger8188]

Mom: Why didn’t you pick your brother up from school? Me: Here’s how this is gonna go d-

[@toxxxics_4210]

Tom and Jerry is so nostalgic to me since me and my nana, whenever I go round to her house, watch it all the time despite the fact I'm 16.

[@MONK247]

Revenant yeah Tom and jerry is the best

[@pinky1068]

UR A BABY ENJOY!

[@BCNicholasRTX]

Tom and jerry has a special place for me becuase it was one of the shows me and my grampa would watch all the time and he passes in 2018 so since then tom and jerry, matlock, walker texas ranger, and a good number of westerns mean so much to me now

[@ericflyingraccoon923]

Dude I get high and still watch it. Crying of laughter in a few minutes..

[@mouldyport3015]

11:42 Criken and Buck are goated. Their SCP RP made me cry from laughter

[@loonaot12]

6:36 never thought I'd see DreamCatcher in a Jacksepticeye video 😂😂

[@autumn2111]

exactly what i thought

[@llllll1897]

Literally screamed when I saw SuA in the thumbnail

[@luneybby]

i thought i recognized sua in the thumbnail yet i almost screamed when i saw that !!!

[@syedabegum9527]

6:40 I knew I wasn't crazy when I saw Sua as the thumbnail XD

[@jadenyeh8435]

hahahaha

[@emunehailu2897]

My eyes went was big as hers

[@phobos_rhea]

I feel really bad for mistaking her for Wengie 😔

[@Xansmist]

Who tf is sua

[@emunehailu2897]

@@Xansmist sua is a singer from a kpop rock group

[@netcchiec_e8348]

Saw Dreamcatcher's Sua on the thumbnail- idk if am suprised or-

[@bodkimalone]

I was gonna say is that sua...then I went "wait what group is she in,ah right dreamcatcher"

[@dragulia_venaro]

6:15 alright, that was the funniest things I've ever watch this week😭

[@itsjayhere246]

Possibly a fitting intro for perfectly cut screams It's scream time It's scream time Gather all your friends it's scream time It's scream time It's scream time The only cure for madness

[@Pope-Daddy]

This is needed

[@spectralumbra1568]

Instead of "the only cure for madness" it should be "the only cure for" and then a jump cut to a scream that gets cut off.

[@itsjayhere246]

@@spectralumbra1568 sounds like it would make alotta sense

[@fl1nt_iz_d34d7]

"The only cure for AAAAAAAA-"

[@nathanbradshaw22]

Yes this needs to be a thing

[@drantigon]

10:11 Jack: "there is a perfect peak RIGHT here!" The editor: *doesn't show the perfect peak

[@vienna410]

yeah whoever edited it basically showed a graphic of that reporter’s scream that sean said wasn’t cut perfectly, the “perfect peak” was the third one, which is exactly what sean said was bad. now it feels like i just made a really long and unnecessary explanation of your comment lol

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Why did he scream in lowercase?" I laughed harder to that than the actual scream.

[@lersa2914]

my wheeze was louder than a fighter jet

[@madmilkshake]

I like how laugh was written on the whiteboard in the background when he laughs at 8:58

[@soapmakers0]

Dear people at Perfectly Cut Screams, That was shit. Sincerely- Jacksepticeye

[@Rolimon08]

Guy: almost sets house on fire Jack: aww that ones cute

[@moldymooshrooms7619]

I can’t believe this was 7 months ago, I remember watching it as his newest vid, fuck time flies man

[@anniewolfe2324]

Yeah, it sure does 😪

[@rogue6827]

Yeah. I feel you.

[@pixelabo]

Yea get fucked time flies man

[@ydgamer4612]

bro what it has been 10 mouths now and i watched it when is just came out out

[@pandamaste6786]

@@ydgamer4612 noice

[@sdrmctchr1039]

6:36 in case you guys looking for Dreamcatcher

[@jujiewn]

Makasih bang

[@sdrmctchr1039]

@@jujiewn sama2 😆

[@chef_latte]

Jack- “Maybe things should stop after they were funny...” 2020- Damn it fine, I’ll cancel Every Comedy Show on television.

[@ritiksharma1391]

Buddy please touch the egg

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO* OR I WILL MAKE YOU HATE ME 🔪🔪🔪🔪

[@amydoesthings9563]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x Shut up. Your career will never go anywhere.

[@CedrickIG]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x shush Kevin

[@shxhebx2039]

Nooooooo,can we get an f for friends

[@mc-yp1rw]

DREAMCATCHER'S SUA???? YEAH YOU BETTER STAN THEM BC THEY ARE LOUD AF AND YOU'LL LAUGH A LOT

[@dreamcatcherismylifesuppor2348]

YES

[@mehranerostami7976]

Sua is the loudest person in the whole world You have to listen to her scary scream Also stream BOCA IT'S MASTERPIECE

[@tricok577]

I was just like IS THAT SUA?! And it was And yes, stream Bocaa

[@kimdahyuntrashltd8300]

IT'S HILARIOUS, I need to find the whole video-

[@kimdahyuntrashltd8300]

and trust me I been streaming ✋😔

[@DenVosReinaert]

5:28 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@FernandaAOrsi]

Mom: What are you doing? Me: Watching a thirty year old adult laugh at Tom and Jerry.

[@mirackdude4531]

Correction:25 years old

[@retr0kill3r7]

@@mirackdude4531 destroyed lmao

[@angelwings6019]

“You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by. Truck” Celeste??

[@a.u.1795]

Oh no I'm getting danganronpa flashbacks

[@donnadoonan4322]

🥞🍗🧈⚾️ hehe

[@unknown_echo2331]

HAHAHAHAHH

[@HeartzieHearts]

Oh my- *cries in just got cosplay + kin*

[@rayexception4590]

-insert celeste screaming about her identity for 30 seconds straight

[@jadyvoegle6804]

jack: because they stop being funny after a while ad: delete your account

[@darthzayexeet3653]

Sean: “that’s a low effort one” Also Sean: *puts it in the thumbnail*

[@skyjahirdir]

6:36 I didn't expect to see SuA from Dreamcatcher in Jack's video

[@aifos3329]

Same lol. Speaking of dreamcatcher there’s been many Insomnias trying to vote on Starplay to get Dreamcatcher their first win. If you want, download Starplay and vote for them. There’s many tutorials online to show how to get more votes. Anyways have a good day and enjoy Jacksepticeyes videos haha

[@skyjahirdir]

@@aifos3329 already voted, haha

[@chickngamer45]

Jack: **posts** Me 47 minutes later: “I am not speed”

[@Leonardo-tl5by]

same

[@sab3r10]

- sees this 43 minutes later - I am also not speed :'(

[@jonathancanfield3203]

*sees this 47 mins later*

[@dreae4531]

me 97 minutes later: i am very not speed

[@djmusicman1246]

Me another 47 minutes later sees this comment 😂

[@oocelestineoo]

6:37 Dreamcatcher's JiU and SuA!!! I love these girls and their songs/music is fire!

[@Lilith_Reaver]

8:34 UNACCEPTble! Best clip in the video and made me laugh my ass with the timing