i am hungry and men are my meal - Maneater #2

[@jacksepticeye]

GIMME DEM TOES

[@private339]

jacksepticeye no

[@eriksmith3089]

Okay, since you asked so nicely

[@drbgamez4926]

No

[@woofwithahoodie4481]

Please no

[@popeyesguy6004]

You like toes you say? Wikifeet?

[@Hellbrid]

At first when he called us snacks and meals I was flattered but now i'm concerned.

[@shinychariot2650]

I never thought about that 0-o

[@MichaelZombies-o5s]

Uh oh and his comment as well I’m more worried

[@smolbean3771]

jack might just be a canabal

[@smolbean3771]

why his comment say Gimmie dem toes? why not arms?or heads?

[@pizzatime7433]

yeah i'm worried more than ever

[@elizaleela]

Seán has exactly two moods - “You da snacc” and “Murder’s fun!”

[@phoenix4267]

And "gimme your toes"

[@Sweatygreaselord]

Did you forget about spaghetti jack

[@silver7215]

1950 subs before Tomorrow yea, reported for begging

[@testicle-sama7501]

U are right petting Animals is the Best thing about far cry 5

[@steamedwam1194]

In this game, they’re the same thing

[@darth0tator]

"did you know, I am the most fearsome predator?!" *flops around wildly on a boat*

[@Skully533]

"My mom took on the greatest hunters this ocean has ever seen" Deadass in a swamp

[@Chris_Cross]

Also dead in said swamp...

[@Mr_Rykes]

Then he says, “she died so i can kill” or something like that. CONTEXT FOLKS CONTEXT.

[@f1zzytoothpaste919]

TheFaded is a really good great song to and get free it will is a free robux is your song song that you can play with me and you can.

[@randomboxtweeb5917]

Fried Broccoli Man are you ok sir

[@Chris_Cross]

@@randomboxtweeb5917 I think he had a stroke...

[@joshaintginger8188]

Jack: “IM FUN!” *Proceeds to consume the corpses of everyone in the vicinity*

[@nagol_069]

This is definitely one of my favorite comments that I have ever read.

[@ashleyr6809]

Jack: You gotta take of your teeth. Brush'em floss'em. Me: Charge them up with electricity.

[@qwertyman459]

i like the bone teeth. so they were not made of bone before.?

[@ashleyr6809]

My dream has finally come true!!! Jack noticed me!! Yes!! Thank you, Jack! :')

[@beubtube4169]

Jack: “I have the battle scars to prove I’m worthy of the name: Dickslapper” *Slap Noise* TOP O’ THE MORNIN’ (After all these years of hearing the slap... I thought it was a high five, but...)

[@shocck1]

Lemon Pepper r/lostredditors r/ihavereddit

[@corison2058]

Braden Roberts r/mademesmile

[@Mr_Rykes]

R/peoplecantalkaboutredditwithouthavingotherpeoplesayR/ihaveredditbecauseit’ssomethingpeopleliketalkingabout. Good luck reading that.

[@thefatdinosaur7371]

IsNt tHaT A WHiP SoUnd EfFEcts.

[@chcklfckl]

LISTEN-

[@enbyishimaru]

"Look out Karen, I'm gonna kick in your door and steal your comforter" That's what she gets for taking the kids

[@SomebodyUnamed]

Its Stacy. If your talking about Chase? Idk but I love it. XD

[@ceilingfan1813]

is that... a Wilber Soot reference?

[@VariaSweetGuardian]

Yes

[@ArthurMorgan-_-]

I lowkey read that exactly when he said it

[@cjhawke3560]

"I have the battle scars to prove that I am worthy of the name Dickslaper"

[@aersyne]

Could I be the first comment on this post? Impossible

[@daemienkoolman7040]

liwaki perhaps

[@xxghostxx7668]

well i am worthy on the name ghost because a dick slapper killed me

[@shoemakerx0105]

"I have the battle scars to prove I am worthy of the name dick slapper" **out of frame** "wapoosh"

[@Lemniscate_9088]

Razor sharp bone

[@azivee8075]

Jack: I realize I'm not understanding some of the game's mechanics Also Jack: I don't CARE ABOUT THIS SHOW ME THE DEATH

[@somerguy3527]

also jack: RUN AWAY I DONT WANT DEATH

[@dr.jeffrey7217]

Jack sounds like kermit when he does the shark voice.

[@Mr_Rykes]

Kermit being on some sweet *D R U G S*

[@AdhielSutcliff]

I am Kermit de frug

[@spoonerooneyy_]

@Mr. Rykes And eatin some A S S

[@Crows_Croquette]

more like a mix of kermit and fozzie

[@kevinnguyen6476]

He protec, he attac but most importantly he had a great snacc

[@wendyn.1561]

Change it snacc And it will be perfect

[@Buckle-Bucky]

Change it to Great white snacc

[@JJ-rd1nz]

Kevin Nguyen you are a GENIUS

[@Ice_Barrier_Duelist]

@@Buckle-Bucky eh. I deserved it. I'll remove it just because it probably is a nuisance.

[@Carol-cq5qr]

@@Buckle-Bucky dont be rude

[@sahal8928]

When you see another wierd title but that just makes you want to watch it more:

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

Nah I'm weirder than that

[@isaacshelton5955]

That's so true.

[@somewhatsadartist6930]

I'm weirder than the guy above me

[@fluffyunicorn8338]

pug boy ello

[@kushal6185]

Hahah right xd.. btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc????

[@zanez.2896]

I love this content so much. Jack’s ability to come up with the funniest commentary for the best moments is incredible, and proves that he deserves all of the subscribers he has. Thank you Jack for making quarantine so much better, and keeping me laughing in times where I don’t have much to laugh at, I love this channel :)

[@crowsoto9612]

aww, true- been here for a while and even though my sense of humor kinda changed I still love his content and laugh at his sillyness, he's a very genuine and fun person, would kinda love to meet him someday :D

[@DreadnoughtCyro]

True words, it’s not uncommon when Jack can turn a terrible day to a great one. :)

[@yourthrough3862]

I am was really sad when I talked to my cousin because I wanted to go to him but jack uploaded and I forgot thanks jack. Appreciate it

[@HyperDust11]

0:19 "this is the only coherent thought that i'll ever have" -Jack, to a virtual shark

[@BHuang92]

Great white: I eat seals Tiger Shark: I eat turtles Jacksepticshark: *I EAT*

[@zeeman0306]

Jacksepticshark: E A T Me: a mood

[@sharkracingfanpage8364]

*TOES*

[@flowerperson448]

More like Jacksepticeye: I EAT DEM TOES

[@ShunTalk]

Killer whale: I eat whales

[@weffle2449]

“I didn’t realize that today I would wake up and find out I was pregnant as a shark.” ~A Sentence I Never Thought I Would Hear From A Human Mouth, Especially From Sean, 2020

[@bardofvoid174]

Better than a shark saying it.

[@wolfyplz7196]

@@bardofvoid174 ikr🤣🤣!!!

[@emilysullivan5165]

-soulshardz- you should really expect it by now i mean it’s jack he’s weird when he needs to be and when he kills things he says things

[@theitalianstallion973]

“You came into my territory I’m coming into yours” They were just sitting on the beach jack :(

[@ilovetopiss]

They're supposed to be inside

[@doricy.]

*C O R O N A - V I R U S.*

[@gr33nLim3]

“I don’t need to breathe rn bc I feel dead by your betrayal” that hit me 😭

[@thmbscrws]

R/ I'm 14 and this is deep

[@psychadellicsweater8311]

@@thmbscrws I like how you tried to be an asshole and then failed at the same time.

[@psychadellicsweater8311]

@EVOlution Production Studios Yeah, I got the joke, it's just that the joke wasn't funny at fucking all. Go back to Reddit.

[@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3]

*Jack* : "OOO what are those...is that people I see?" *Me when lockdown is over*

[@chloereed454]

You only have 15k

[@VazNu7]

You should have put "Me when lockdown is over" before what Sean said :/

[@devilerinn2036]

@@VazNu7 r/woosh

[@somerandomguy4761]

@@devilerinn2036 Not how you use R/woosh.

[@donut7334]

@@devilerinn2036 that's not a woosh moment they got the joke 😂

[@raccoon5695]

Everyone is talking about Jack “coming out” by looking at the title but is no one talking about that BOSS ASS IMPRESSION of Jason

[@thatrandomguy9841]

Coming out?

[@nya78]

1950 subs before Tomorrow please immediately cease to exist

[@vveokoh]

1950 subs before Tomorrow please stop existing

[@Joel-df4js]

that "hEy" at the beginning had such chaotic energy and Ioved it

[@WILLIAMNOGUEIRADESIGN]

👏🏻

[@michaelweirdbean1695]

If that shark asked for my toes, I'd give them to it

[@aminkhalsi2912]

6:04 Narrator:"only here can the shark discover the miracle of self love" Jack:"u mean like jearking off" LMAO

[@justanobody8010]

It took me almost a minute to comprehend what he said Then was funny

[@svphxz_]

“Maybe I should use my words” *0.25 seconds later* “AND YOU GOT ICECREAM CAKE!!??” **eats everyone**

[@raymondwright8771]

I know right I couldn't stop laughing I guess that's how sharks say hello

[@dragondestroyer1487]

What’s funny is that I’m actually eating icecream cake right now

[@svphxz_]

Dragon Destroyer 😂😂

[@svphxz_]

Raymond Wright ikr and I guess so

[@_pax_]

Me when I finally agree to go to that one cousin’s birthday party-

[@lassliegen]

12:20 "I don't need to breathe right now 'cause I already feel like I'm dead after your BETRAYAL" lol sounds like something my overly dramatic ass would say after my friends have yet again met up without me

[@rattlesnake2345]

"I have a hunger, only hands can satisfy"

[@moss_on_a_rock4587]

CARRRRRL

[@lamoomyguuy4123]

What's wrong with you Carl?

[@alejandrobotero8725]

"What is wrong with you!?" "Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things."

[@LazGato]

Well technically it's TRUE because how we get to the food.

[@xxxmaskthelilwrld8786]

Carl why is it only white babies

[@Palmoleify]

“I am hungry and men are my meal” the same phrase I used coming out as gay to my parents.

[@beeboyyy]

That is... amazing

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Bro this reads very differently depending on if your wlw or mlm 😭😂 amazing either way

[@AkumaDayo]

@Alfie yes pretty much

[@QueenKillu]

@@beeboyyy an unus

[@f1zzytoothpaste919]

Palmole is a your song that song to be a legend and in is a legend

[@unusannusfan1386]

Jack: "I AM GOING TO COMMIT SO MANY MURDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Police Officer living next door: Um, I'm gonna need some backup over here...

[@privateer7766]

I'm currently running from the FBI. Please help

[@ginger.13]

@Anthems. F

[@Robiness]

@@privateer7766 B

[@ninjastar6755]

“When the FBI suspects you for a crime but your inside on a game”

[@noone6991]

Anthems. I

[@daggeravowal190]

*sees title* Ohhhh, so THIS was what Seán meant by, "You da snack!" I knew it was too good to be true.

[@vividravus]

"I dont need to breath cuz I already feel dead after your betrayal!" This resonates with my life.

[@VariaSweetGuardian]

Me too tbh

[@richardmenton5463]

11:47 Everyone named Richard regretting not inviting jack

[@ArcaneKnight]

I'm sorry jack

[@ArcaneKnight]

Im sorry jack

[@invaderspencer]

Nobody: The shark: Oh hey guys, its me. Im back again and Im gonna EaT sOmE mEn.

[@joshaintginger8188]

1950 subs before Tomorrow Please stop commenting this on every comment. Everyone wants subs, but they don’t beg for them or say it out loud. The nerve of you.

[@qwertyman459]

drink plenty of water dont want you choking on man meat. my shark is level 23. so much fun this game is. got the taste of gator can satisfy.

[@grant13337]

1950 subs before Tomorrow lmao imagine self-promoting what a virgin

[@d_pkls]

the women watching: uhhh... what about us?

[@invaderspencer]

Tysm for the likes. Most i have ever gotten. And this is the first time I have ever gotten my comment loved. Thx Sean.

[@loganbutcher213]

Jack: I WANNA SEE HIM DIE Also Jack: I don't like death

[@dbzboi8389]

still chill epic games epically you epic

[@bryanventure7300]

Welp it's a package deal !! :P ✨💕

[@yeetinghotsauce8243]

Jack: "Oh you damn skyfish"...He's now one with the shark.(lowkey btw he's influenced by thos sharks lmfao)

[@FeIine_D]

7:00 I love the Jason Statham reference to "The Meg" film, I liked the movie

[@kncoal7845]

Jacksepticeye 2020 family tree: mother queen of sharks his father the fearful siren head and his beloved son toss boy and finally the husband of the lovely Irish Dutch queen

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

game: i gave u bone teeth. me, an intellectual: aren't teeth already- *forget it*

[@knight764]

no

[@cj_17]

use the bone to destroy the bone!

[@ritulsingh4702]

Teeth are not bones Ps- one who whoosh me die from Sharky boi

[@addylenwest8536]

teeth are actually different than bones, they are very similar but teeth are harder

[@turtletoes4496]

Enamel

[@declangoodall3199]

I love how he’s just genuinely enjoying himself whilst playing

[@casperina2439]

"Are those... what I think they are?" "Are those... *peeeeople?* "

[@stabfenn2960]

Quarantine's getting to him

[@georgewolflock7878]

Its funny to imagine sharks actually stopping in their tracks the moment they see people and think that

[@casperina2439]

@Nathan Borello Little did you know I haven't liked my own post... yet 👀

[@itsacookie8657]

So sharks think this when they circle around people

[@amberb.6395]

This is definitely something I would say. I’m even wearing my “ew, people” shirt lol

[@TeddiursaBear]

Seán: “Look at those juicy toes.” Me: “No no, don’t do that.”

[@VariaSweetGuardian]

Toes are kinda gross, ngl

[@MoonFlux]

Just imagine being Jacks neighbor and hearing all this about murdering people....

[@renakiyama9476]

I would be all like, "there he goes again"

[@jowsok]

I feel like he has really chill neighbours

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

I like to imagine they have absolutely no idea who he is and just think he's this weirdo who yells a lot.

[@chloereed454]

I’d rather hear my neighbour say that then here ‘look at them juicy toes’

[@Misshowzat]

"Who owns these waters?!" Why that be Jack Da Snak

[@ritulsingh4702]

Jack da *toe eater

[@branthemaan7288]

"AND YOU GOT ICE CREAM CAKE?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT!! YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE SAMANTHA!!" Absolutely lost it 😂😂

[@marcusalford1750]

That part is at 12:14 😂😂

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@angelbragdon8525]

Jack: "I'm going for those baracuda" Me: "THIS IS FOR NEMO'S MOM!!!"

[@laurenwhitley1662]

"I discovered my body. I murdered things." Ya know, just typical teen stuff

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

If you're either a shark or Theodore Roosevelt

[@mariemaruškaa]

YEA, SO ME... waaait

[@danielrosario9340]

I mean, so true though

[@pearmint308]

edgy teenagers

[@zinc_wad]

Ever heard of school shootings?

[@imadoughnut7383]

15:06 Jack: "hup hup! NICE" The Game: clearly stating the word "MISS" in blue

[@mansikkapoika]

When he says "hi" in the intro it sounds like "hai" which means shark in Finnish. I know it obviously wasn't intentional but it was still funny as heck

[@lilliealsky2417]

Wow hai is also yes in Japanese 😬

[@justanobody8010]

Shark? Yes.

[@JessiV2]

The Shadow set is my favorite. You get it by finding all of the landmarks in each area. It poisons the target AND heals you with each bite! (life saver when you go up against whales or 5 sharks at once) Makes you faster as well. Shit against boats though.

[@RyuReaper15]

The Bone set with reinforced cartilage and the bone crusher ability makes your shark a complete tank. Even the Apex Sperm Whale couldn't take more than a quarter of my health in total.

[@dromegakevin5518]

i like the combination of the shadow set plus the electric fins, going up against boats with the speed, poison and dodging every shot is fun af

[@JessiV2]

@@RyuReaper15 Yes. I used it for the late hunter battles. However I prefer speed/agility over durability. I took down Moby with Shadow by poison and draining his health with each bite. It also help that poison blinds them temporarily. Both are useful. Well, more useful than electric teeth. XD

[@JessiV2]

@@dromegakevin5518 Combination was ok when I didn't have them all but a fully kitted out set made you a badass no matter which one you were rocking! With a combo you never get all of the bonuses.

[@RyuReaper15]

@@JessiV2 Yeah all sets are op in their own way. Now if only the tiger shark set was available to everyone. I wonder how those abilities work.

[@charlespozerski8625]

Me: ***Sees title*** “Hmmm... I wonder what game it is? Totally NOT man eater.”

[@kushal6185]

Yes right ...btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc???!

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

Man, Charlie, The Thing Your Looking Is Money. 💰

[@ghostifyforce5007]

Why everyone is begging in this comment

[@D-TayWashington]

Yo that Jason Statham impression was too perfect 😂😂😂 "ahh I'ma drop in an kill the Meg"

[@moondust9880]

OMG I READ YOUR COMMENT THEN SCROLLED BACK TO TRY TO FIND WHERE HE SAID IT AND I LANDED PERFECTLY ON IT

[@Lerpistol]

@@moondust9880 wtf bro

[@mikeoxmaul5562]

so perfect

[@420furby9]

“this is my zen garden” **detroit become human flashbacks**

[@redittedd]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@kingfordvr5863]

J o r d a n B o i **28 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

Plants in the corner:*A M I A J O K E T O Y O U ?* Seriously, as soon as I saw “zen garden”I thought: Plants vs Zombies

[@downbad4urdad]

FYI: Sharks give live birth, but not all. Examples include bull sharks, great whites, tiger sharks, etc. Oh, and the babies tend to cannibalize each other in the womb, too.

[@vaxyr]

how do they give birth, do they do it like humans do? and for those that don’t give birth; how do they produce offspring? o:

[@shiroifeather]

@@vaxyr allot of sharks including ray's lay eggs . shark eggs look weird because theyre like sacks with strings attached to the corners sharks aren't parent material either they just dump them and leave sharks aren't horrible towards same species though usually just indifferent mostly i think

[@emerygrace1280]

you know, as ya do lol

[@semistranger3001]

Leo it depends on the shark, some give live birth some lay eggs

[@mikeoxmaul5562]

nerd

[@bizu9644]

Wall: *breaks* Also wall: I’m never gonna financially recover from this

[@gtavstepfordcounty1733]

🤣

[@itzjacob6460]

Yes

[@unnusannusarchive7847]

Read my name

[@saxonflynn5220]

And then number 2 then 3 then 4 now baldis principal is coming for you

[@kushal6185]

True my friend ...btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc????

[@jessesmith6824]

Jack: pfft more like bye bye Billy. Me: SCREW YOU BILLY.

[@shadowcalibur014]

HAAAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEEELS

[@JJ-rd1nz]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@isobel.is.awesome]

"If I don't make it as a murderer, might as well be a gymnast" 5:12

[@tjandrews2763]

Ja-Sean the shark: “HEY GUYS!” He should have his own channel

[@ellestadpeps6732]

1900 subs before Tomorrow stop get some help

[@woofwithahoodie4481]

@@ellestadpeps6732 y e s

[@hellohaveagoodday]

@1900 subs before Tomorrow if you're gonna act shy commenting something then don't comment it

[@neolt2126]

More like ja-shèark

[@tjandrews2763]

AnonymousWalker #05 yes

[@catnipsmoker360]

Title: "I am hungry and men are my meal" Me: sounds like an opening for a por-

[@maxfaust4494]

Portable shark documentary!

[@wolfergang2665]

I love this, the comment and the reply XD

[@fwuffy_cloud]

Portfolio of a shark applying for a job in writing!

[@rampager1990]

Did you just say "a porn"?

[@fowardslashmax.8776]

Portable Omelette dispenser!

[@Noah-tj5ew]

Everybody: *sees title* Me: Well that’s an odd way of coming out

[@banetesta452]

yes that is what i thought

[@kushal6185]

Okay my dear friend ...btw need some support can anyone plzz provide some subsc can anyone?????

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

When I Read your second sentence Noah.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@zombae4684]

Seán: I know I’m not much to look at but- Me: Nononononono this just won’t do YOU DA SNACK

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Scientist discovered sharks that are living in an active volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat.

[@moonlit_sky127]

i n t e r e s t i n g

[@pkyt2458]

Sci facts can you comment anything other than facts you bot

[@kushal6185]

Okay friend ....btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc????

[@poponpogi1]

Thats not a shark. Thats a goddamn Ifrit

[@p1pe_l1ne_punch17]

i n d e e d

[@Ketsui.]

14:30 - "God, I'm gonna be able to detect the _future_ at this point" Shark upgrade: EPITAPH

[@quanhungduong9433]

Is that a jojo reference??

[@hentaihut4043]

yirazor vn2 no

[@windowcleaner4724]

@@hentaihut4043 yes

[@NEETKitten]

@@quanhungduong9433 No, it's a .hack// reference

[@jmeow1598]

69 likes...

[@CreatureCal]

Fun fact: Some sharks lay eggs, others give birth to young that already hatched inside of them. And baby sharks are called pups!

[@SeriousGuy]

I don't believe any of that

[@temmiemaster4947]

Wait but if the shark is born in the egg, a shark laying an egg is bad right?

[@homegrownalligator7136]

@@SeriousGuy too bad

[@CreatureCal]

Serious Guy I’m serious Serious Guy! It’s true! Seriously!

[@jalainathompson5581]

*Jack happily drinks tea* Jack: mmm~, it taste like your tears~ *Me watching the video* Me: Salty and depressing? Wow

[@karlcorey3411]

🥲

[@kyrnti1075]

2:56 And why is a human swimming in this kind of waters let alone *swimming* *with* *their* *head* *under* *water* ?

[@jowsok]

Magic

[@jendavisson4347]

Because- why not? Lol

[@zachmiller1994]

The south

[@kyrnti1075]

@@jendavisson4347 I guess that some People out there might Want to swim in these extremely dirty waters cuz they Want an extra hand coming out of their stomach or they saw what happened to the regular beach at the begining of the game /tutorial

[@dirtveggie8836]

When you called us a Snacc, I didn't think you ment it literally XD

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

He Protecc He Atacc But Importantly.. Why He called us Snacc?

[@TheLaptopKing1]

What makes you think that?

[@footballfan1774]

lol

[@dirtveggie8836]

@@TheLaptopKing1 the title of the video is literally called "I am hungry and men are my meal" XD

[@thekneeknob5576]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

Jack: "Im hungry and men are my meal" Me: "Not just the men, but the women, and the children too"

[@tylercoulter7087]

I dont like sand

[@nawnawoce5731]

The Corrupt Clone and it gets everywhere

[@australianwi-fi]

unfortunately there's no children in the game. I wish there were, they'd be like lil nuggies for my shark

[@arenlul]

this reminds me of a game i used to play when I was younger called ' hungry shark'. ahhhhh memories :)

[@fugo7664]

Yea...especially evolution : )

[@pixelbubbletea5429]

Oh yeah that was the best game

[@Drifter-cw1bv]

Nobody: Jack makes everyone’s day even better

[@bunnybunbun2826]

@Dont CLICK MY Icion ok i wont

[@CraftyDOGGIE6305]

​@Commander Rokkandme he just was happy because jack upload

[@zentron0]

"I'm going to eat some men" Me: *confused noises*

[@bige9856]

“Tail slap that subscribe button” *Me, who doesn’t have a tail:* :(

[@quest7314]

Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm Oh, yeah that’s a big possibility

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

humans actually do have tails... tail-bones that is, the coccyx ... it serves no purpose however

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

@Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm lol

[@robertmilchis5955]

Someone should model a caracter into looking like Jack so that Jack can eat himself as a shark

[@lg24200]

Jack “no this is my video!” Shark: *how could this happen to me...*

[@kushal6185]

Yes right. My friend ..btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc???

[@zeextor1159]

Oh no TWO SUB PEOPLE GO AWAY

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

Why no one continue the song.. Damn You Bots

[@blomazzz]

Everybody: Forget about the video, let's scroll through the comments first

[@temmiemaster4947]

You know what, *flim flam* off

[@michaelhenderson5095]

😂😂😂

[@mcklellahmason3863]

I laughed so hard when he started going nuts for the people and hopped out of the water 😂

[@paperboy1864]

Jack: more like bye bye billy Me: *immense happy wheels flashbacks*

[@killjoygammer3425]

jack: most of my content is just yelling and swaring me: content is 100/10

[@s0ftnt510]

"I feel like I can't introduce anything properly now ." Intros before *now:* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@weeb6770]

I thought they were "Top in de morn- wait wut is it again "-^-

[@xulyssesj5018]

Imagine actually having Sean at your birthday

[@cooliotvyes6632]

BEST

[@cooliotvyes6632]

That is the SNAC BOI

[@brodistoadis]

Id be scared cause the doctor said i just had the flu

[@mayonnaisequeen1513]

I'd be scared, like when santa shows up at a christmas party and you cry because hes scary.

[@ryseterion]

Imagine actually having a birthday this year

[@valentinethetoaster5096]

16:13 They say the thast thing you hear when in these waters is one of two things... The name of the boat you are in... Or if swimming..... "GIMME THEM TOES!"

[@heystekheyneke1302]

Me: Sees Maneater evolving... My brain: (In an Australian accent) Oi, noice shawk

[@lachie1943]

As an Australian i can tell you, we dont sound like this. its more "oi, nice shahk"

[@24Arrian]

Oi josuke

[@VariaSweetGuardian]

XD

[@SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited]

@@24Arrian Is dat a fucking JoJo Reference ?!

[@Altives]

Spulto BNM 2.0 yare yare daze your damn annoying

[@kosmeum3914]

shark: oh hey hi there sean: ima bout to end this mans whole career

[@gtavstepfordcounty1733]

Look out a shark 🦈

[@woofwithahoodie4481]

@1900 subs before Tomorrow no

[@Darkmatter2721]

D E A D M E M E

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

@@gtavstepfordcounty1733 Also from Loan Sharks.

[@kushal6185]

Yes right my friend ... Btw need some support can anyone plz provide some subsc????

[@Aardvark-hc1cf]

Jack: look at those wobbly knees SLURPING INTENSIFIES

[@Is7UpOkay]

This games attention to detail is pretty cool. I love how the sharks eyes roll back into the head when jack is looking at the bio electric upgrades ! just like a real sharks eyes !

[@shpkunky9732]

4:43 jack missed a good opportunity to say "SCREW YOU BILLY!"

[@ybsanpablo]

Isn't the guy named willy

[@vveokoh]

1950 subs before Tomorrow mate can you stop

[@shpkunky9732]

@@ybsanpablo no, the guy(by jack logic) is called BILLY!

[@ollie9465]

2:19 "How in the blue blazes am I supposed to get that?" Well with SHARK-our of course!! I'll go...

[@stonedrage6720]

i’ll open the door for ya

[@tickle.wiggle]

This made me exhale out of my nose

[@jomsviking9023]

@@tickle.wiggle that's what we do to survive

[@egoplayer4600]

No no, we need ya here

[@EquestrianFate]

On today’s episode of Jacksepticeye logic- Calm realization: “Maybe I’ll just talk to them, use my words instead.” Not even a second later amidst slaughtering everyone: “AND YOU GOT ICE CREAM CAKE???!!!”

[@cameronlitel2362]

Hi

[@iciee7799]

"I'm realizing I don't understand some of the games mechanics, I'm just happy to be here" Have a Sean attitude, he's got the right one 😂😂💖💖

[@ofricespedesarania1107]

Title: "i am hungry and men are my meal" Me, a gay man: **Bell of solidarity**

[@PriyalMahendre]

Ha, gaaaaaay

[@crowsoto9612]

**bell of confused but will support anyway**

[@vantilover8180]

*bell of support*

[@thunderlordabove420]

Why hello fellow gay man join the club we got cookies and lasagna (I'm pansexual)

[@jbw8581]

I love you, you are my icon

[@lunawolf2001]

Seán: “im practically a bird more than a shark at this point” Me who watches CaptainSparklez: so your a hummingbird.

[@almilk1]

Let me tell you that I did accidentally read it as "h-yummy bear" like in that yummy bear song

[@SquibSquid]

Hope everyone’s staying safe inside, I just wanna take a moment to appreciate Seán for making great content for us in these tough times. I’m trying my hardest to create content for people’s enjoyment as well. Keep up the great work Sean ♥️

[@Zlurm]

thank you!

[@minx.toesies2037]

i really hope sean sees this

[@lunaaichyy]

I'm from Montenegro I think we now don't have any corona cases

[@Lolapoozaa]

You just copied and pasted that down without any effory

[@sansthetrueskelepun]

I like you now

[@Spitfire576]

I love this game so much I finished it in like 17 hours, but JACK I NEED MORE OF YOU PLAYING IT!

[@sethsandager2969]

Jack: I feel like I’m not really getting the combat system Also Jack: *shows new combat option* I DONT CARE, SHOW ME THE MURDER

[@stabfenn2960]

Literally Jack in a nutshell

[@nyxbeddington2923]

Yess I'm so glad he's playing more maneater, I love this game! Kinda annoying that he barely reads the explanations and ends up missing stuff but it's great anyway!

[@JessiV2]

Right!? He's not even paying any attention at all to the story. I became so immersed in the game that I beat it 100% in a day. I still kind of sad that there isn't MORE. I loved hunting the hunters! And the references! Moby kicked my ass... I'm hoping the son comes back (somehow) as DLC.

[@whatdowehavehere756]

every gamers mind in this game: “i will get all the kills” jack: “hehehe shorko do chomp”

[@sunitakrishna3864]

Looks at name: Hm what do we have here

[@larniieplayz6285]

whatdowehavehere what?

[@phantomfox376]

Hey guys let’s invite jack to our birthday party’s because he’s a fun guy he’s not holding m against my will or anything

[@biharimark5506]

Me: *reads title* My brain: *Pornhub intro starts playing*

[@-Strike]

XD

[@nya78]

1950 subs before Tomorrow seriously dude, you are literal garbage personified

[@novashrooms3863]

Omg I was like 69 🤣

[@hauntedheartss]

Nobody: Sean: *_last time, I found out I was pregnant_*

[@Xplainn93]

*a s a s h a r k* He turned himself into a shark, he called himself Sean Shark. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@gtavstepfordcounty1733]

Imagine Jack septic eye as a girl

[@nemeqis]

I don't know about you guys, but I think Seán has a thing for toes...

[@harasnicole]

toes and knees

[@fitchyyboi]

Séań*

[@crowsoto9612]

@@fitchyyboi I think it's just Seán-

[@pixwool]

Natalie Soto *Śéáń

[@patrykraducki6305]

@@crowsoto9612 it is

[@Freya3272]

It’s so satisfying hearing Jerry Smith narrate a shark documentary