DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #12

[@LeesCameraRoll]

"ALL MY EMAILS! WORK RELATED EMAILS!" that background narration just cracked me up so much!

[@slowroastedirony5265]

Llama King Same!!

[@zacharyrye4779]

Llama King when trump flew backwards I had a seizure

[@kawaiishibainu2346]

Llama King yesss.

[@silvesby]

Llama King and she wouldn't shut up!

[@septickubzscout1638]

trump won,I love Hilary,and she and me are Democrat

[@xerofury1514]

This is how we should choose our presidents from now on.

[@ok-zi1oo]

Xero Fury yeah

[@DanPrime98]

Xero Fury Hahaha.

[@dtmkr9798]

Xero Fury thats kinda dumb

[@endurovro]

Xero Fury I agree, it's much more peaceful.

[@gamerguy2746]

Raja Diamporo have them fight to the death is a great idea cause the winner is clearly more fit to lead a country and the military

[@TheFlowey27]

I guess the old saying is still true; The pen is mightier than the sword. The gmail is mightier than the AK-47.

[@snorf525]

M16* lol

[@willb6176]

M16A2

[@RDDESIGNOFEHT]

M16 not a ak

[@brendandavidson7109]

And she also deleted the gmails anyway so there’s no more to use

[@EpsilonJosh]

Is this just a reworded version of saying Hillary is better than Trump ? Boy you are gonna get flooded with insults :0

[@puppplyloverevie9195]

Hillary's ghost has come to haunt Jack

[@Usserrss.]

2 years ago

[@johnrollex680]

Imagine that he leaves the game and Hillary's voice continues to come from his computer.

[@liamogame980]

꧁N̑̈Ȋ̈G̑̈H̑̈T̑̈M̑̈Ȃ̈Ȓ̈Ȇ̈꧂ 6 months ago

[@alienmaster2325]

Curse of hillary

[@lyallkins1507]

Lots of spear men can kill the dakpeasant

[@lyallkins1507]

the spears drag the peasant

[@bigmac9592]

A M16 Spam does way better

[@ppeater2552]

Man I Hate DakPeasents XD but not as much as dank peasants

[@remington14]

Kin Sealler also like 5 m16's :)

[@heimskr2881]

an m16 can 1 v 1 the darkpeasant, and so can the ballista.

[@MCswaggoulos]

The reason they keep talking is because in the coding of the game going out of bounds essentially counts as a victory yet the ai is still running in the background. That's the reason the enemies kept running off the edge.

[@MCswaggoulos]

please like this so jack can see

[@jacksepticeye]

Happens in the next episode too where nothing goes out of bounds

[@MCswaggoulos]

Did you restart the game, if so i'm not really sure what to do perhaps contact the developers. Try reinstalling it maybe. Sorry I don't know much about it.

[@itslucyagain2085]

"Even if I win, there are no winners here" "EXCEPT ME!" - Jacksepticeye 2016

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Sounds like a Trump quote.

[@tinpaukovic1428]

Vader Minion Lol, XD

[@netflixpoptarts3513]

SUP3R PANTHO thank u

[@katymcnay8578]

XD Donald trump quote this made my day, But anyways i hope you guys have a great day :)

[@mintyflower3044]

Katy McNay thanks! You too!

[@andreideregla8218]

*"All my emails, work related emails."*

[@rzr9178]

15:31 "she's dead why is she still talking?" IT'S THE GHOST OF HILLARY RUUUUUN

[@fuamatagi6162]

: whateverjellybean :

[@Beanpolr]

: whateverjellybean : watch my videos if it's not to much to ask.

[@nikoycamaisa2818]

: whateverjellybean : baboy gago

[@katieespowe7396]

: whateverjellybean : m

[@xerofury1514]

Nah, just her voice leftover from those... *ahem* "Work Related Emails"

[@dracos0024]

''He killed himself with his own wall''~Donald Trump's gravestone

[@todd_draws_lines3949]

XD

[@kitkitcat268]

lolz x'D

[@sarinabina5487]

This is perfect XD

[@iasomnium919]

Ironic, isn't it?

[@boop1347]

Hydreigon002 omg yah lol

[@FaeChangeling]

Emails! Personal emails. Work related emails.

[@nanda_gamedev]

work related personal emails.

[@mintyflower3044]

myroom studios 😂😂😂

[@That-Fox]

Why is this the top comment XD

[@kelfrang112]

BlackManiaGaming lol 😂

[@myexpansivedongerhasgonelo3865]

Emily W. Because you fuckers keep replying and liking this dumb comment

[@nicholasgonzalez6015]

"These cannons are so good"one second later"the cannons SUCK"-Jack 2017

[@SaRomi1723]

BNOGO CET

[@SaRomi1723]

Hillary was still talking

[@earlobes5941]

2016 mate...

[@adrianpaulurbano5618]

*Jack to Ghost Hillary* "She's gone but she's still making noise in the background!!!" -Oh the irony of this XD

[@adrianpaulurbano5618]

haha

[@katymcnay8578]

HotBorsch45 XD, this made me laugh and thank you, But anyways i hope you have a great day :)

[@largerhalf9242]

exactly my thought lol

[@jumphawk8836]

it was a personal email

[@adamfrazer5131]

HotBorsch45

[@dylangardner3805]

Jack do Trump and Hillary vs. Dark present

[@desolateddreams9999]

dylanboi gameing They Both Instantly Die

[@agentpanda3352]

I don't think Trump and Hillary teaming up is physically possible...what with all the insults back and forth

[@nickd.9955]

peasant*

[@jaguar7652]

dylanboi gameing dark peasant for president!

[@dylansteiger2125]

Peasant*

[@DelvReign]

I died when Hillary started throwing those mail icons! only some will get it.. lol

[@DelvReign]

lol

[@DelvReign]

:D

[@nataliamathew2422]

can

[@nataliamathew2422]

oops can u do it

[@DelvReign]

NATALIA & MATHEW Don't know about that.. lol

[@sananaryon4061]

"He killed himself with his own wall" Why does that sound like a prophecy?

[@haddy106]

2 year later and it's barely still a concept

[@jangoswanmens8951]

because it is a prophecy.

[@williamhiegel2756]

hasn't happened yet

[@feiildefonso8905]

Ikr

[@Odysseus753BC]

EMAILS, EMAILS, EMAILS! Why do I hear boss music?

[@tibbers3755]

Jacks game review of TABS: 'he looks like a Fucking acupuncture mistake'

[@tibbers3755]

5 stars

[@gawkycolt7598]

superROTV

[@christianbott1954]

superROTV holy shut when I imagined that being on like a tv show as an actual review I cried

[@jennashinx6939]

IGN 10/10 would TABS again

[@tibbers3755]

either that or' you're shiteing out dead chickens'

[@TKDragon75]

Almost every ranged unit can beat the Dark Peasant. Including 1 m16 (LITERALLY ONE!), Ballista, Cannon Crews, at least 10 muskets, Catapults. Spear Throwers if theirs enough of them.

[@clementesoap]

ñ

[@gowther-hg1of]

The Kraftin Dragon Fuck you cheater

[@duncansteinhauer2398]

+ackieliz cruz fuck u bitch

[@leeroncervantes7592]

ackieliz cruz how's that cheating?

[@reeduan7771]

One more thing, if you put them far enough before they got devastated...

[@forhundredsofyearsilaydorm9301]

Fun Tip: The "Black Friday" strategy is very *ODDLY* powerful. It consists of taking all your money, and putting it towards an army of peasants.

[@alexl1178]

Quantity > Quality ...Unless you can have a dark peasant. Then everyone is fucked

[@paulasheen5549]

i beat the game with that exact stragety it was so op you could get like 300 peasents on some levels

[@someguythatusestheinternet7810]

Kuroda Cursus one ballista < Dark peasent

[@raihanali3427]

Thats what I did as a fun idea before. Turns out it was the Strongest idea... I didnt even know this was a strategy

[@NWBNATE]

SsssssssswsssxxxssazAaaaaaKuroda Cursus

[@noname-dr5hb]

Trump: I am great at building walls 5 seconds later Kills him self with a wall

[@feiildefonso8905]

"I want to build a wall" "I want to kill myself with a wall"

[@superspartanstopmotion4659]

She later went on to talk about emails on his desktop

[@AdmacPlays]

XDD

[@zxnice3405]

SuperSpartan Stopmotion

[@PengZey]

SuperSpartan Stopmotionr

[@gardnerfraim7893]

They need to add a chicken man man man. Don't ask why.

[@Mark-hu7iu]

yes just yes

[@Eric_Pham]

gardner fraim so you want the game to crash?

[@myguitartwerks7825]

The only way to beat the last level on the game is with another chicken man man placing him on a certain spot. Trust me. You don't want any more chicken men variants. It will break the game.

[@leyy4am]

Brilliant idea XD

[@Adam-wc6cf]

Chickenmanception

[@alyssawillem9704]

i like how so far I haven't seen an argument. i like that

[@quintenpena957]

alyssa willem bush did 9/11

[@Krish-vu7um]

Cause our community is so nice !

[@Idk-ww8zt]

SpinalPrizon I agree with you I feel the same as you

[@nyxato7649]

I'm pretty sure the majority of people in the Mark, Jack, and Game Grump circle are Liberal anyways.

[@kingbender3587]

alyssa willem a

[@kratosdescendantgamingchan408]

"She's dead. Why is she still talking?" Just like real life.

[@christianlutes2984]

Kratosdescendant gaming channel this is so true

[@Card8339]

Kratosdescendant gaming channel damn

[@theohmguy]

pfp?

[@wolfbeats9993]

that’s what she said

[@certifiedbigboy2201]

I think they should add the "Giant" to TABS. The Giant would be a giant peasant.

[@nooneishere3115]

I Don't Even Know YES I AGREE

[@marielcarey4288]

I Don't Even Know Anymore

[@TheWrongBrothersTWB]

Basically a constipated chicken man man?

[@certifiedbigboy2201]

Precisely. And it would attack by stepping on people.

[@NickPWilde-rt6zg]

I Don't Even Know Good idea!

[@spencerhorton4871]

Hearing her voice in the background cracked me up

[@AdmacPlays]

ikr

[@skatenation7953]

AdmacPlays ikr

[@kattackkedia5507]

Toucan Sam me too

[@caitlinluna1558]

Toucan Sam She's EVERYWHERE!!! 😐

[@leyy4am]

Ikr XD

[@krasimirtimov6496]

Here are some ideas for you next T.A.B.S. video: Batman v Superman (Superboxer v Superpeasant ) Trump v The Mexicans (A lot of Farmers) Muskets v M16s

[@festivalz8289]

krasi timov i would love to see that

[@Tom-uf7fw]

Legend says Hillary Clinton is still talking.

[@Fr_BnDRZ]

Mr Baldi i think

[@Fr_BnDRZ]

Mr Baldi alsoooooo 2 + 2 is 5

[@nguyenphamnhattruong1343]

t253525365 + 239382983u383 ×463664646464 =?

[@Fr_BnDRZ]

Nguyen Pham Nhat Truong ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 574857574757675747578685778586875777478568588283848888838

[@grugg3108]

She is even in 2018

[@Krebzonide]

you are actually the only person Ive seen put trump on red and hillary on blue which is the correct colors.

[@thekcllamasquad1105]

ya and he doesn't even live in America

[@mentaya11]

Hmm, I was thinking he put them wrong because he put Trump on the left and Hillary on the right. I guess you can't have it both ways though.

[@vortex3810]

they are so op

[@alexmercer936]

cheeseman but the wrong sides. Ey

[@cali_absa]

What do you mean by "wrong sides"????

[@tiffanypheonix5178]

they need to add Obama too...😂😂

[@navidave9594]

But he's not as memey

[@tyto9786]

Navi Dave wrong

[@Torkee00]

if if if if if if if if...

[@lindaunderling4637]

Yea, obama, Putin, kim, and even Kanye West

[@robinsanness6539]

Kanye would fucking lazer you with alien eyes and explode your fucking head if he was in the game

[@Sudden2724]

M16s Are Extremely Effective Against The DarkPeasent

[@officiallilzu2228]

xXODST_Spartan346Xx really that's cool

[@italomerino730]

coolman awesomeman hhh

[@aubreyredding9925]

xXODST_Spartan346Xx yeah, but the update nerfed them.

[@puppplyloverevie9195]

All my work related e-mails

[@xxhuntergossbossxx7801]

1 m16 from far away can kill the dark peasant please like so jack can see

[@nkask7922]

Ok

[@laurar1513]

XxHunter Goss/bossxX it's true but dark peasant is still stronger and it's the knock back on the m16

[@carlmarcus6850]

Maybe i can do that

[@everybodyisedward935]

FACT!!!

[@beebadd08]

Carl Marcus Arsenio thesametime

[@inklink6270]

"Sometimes it's a losing battle that you've got to fight" -Jack, 2016 Best sentence

[@adeadbeaver2877]

I choose to flee.

[@guitargatekeeper]

Literaly have no idea what it means

[@yuzurusbiggestfan4927]

InkLink

[@Peekofwar]

* Sean quits game "TotallyAccurateBattleSimulator.exe has stopped responding!" (OS message box) "No shit!" says Peekofwar.

[@giangpham7431]

Peekofwar o

[@ericksonvida5138]

Who would win Hillary or ninja master

[@dedchannellol2560]

Hillary

[@ctrl_audio5351]

Ninja master

[@animavxstra9676]

All my emails.. My work related emails

[@animavxstra9676]

She's even on youtube!!

[@killerjaskul]

yep

[@theseriousbadger3906]

These simulate me in the morning

[@afterclock459]

TheSeriousBadger true

[@williamc.kellyjr.5160]

the gun that Trump was having was an M16

[@theseriousbadger3906]

Jeeeeez this comment got attention than my videos hahaha wtf man

[@katymcnay8578]

TheSeriousBadger No problem, And I hope you have a great day :)

[@Amir-de8xx]

These stimulate me in the morning

[@ViktorVonfuling]

Jack... You had 3000, and you DIDN'T go with the m16!

[@ViktorVonfuling]

Don't underestimate the power of the m16.

[@ViktorVonfuling]

They are very overpowered, one of them can take down a dark peasant.

[@ViktorVonfuling]

Also they should add a way for units to target specific enemies.

[@kaenen7501]

Viktor Von fuling the m16s are weak as fuck an archer could kill him with one arrow. They are pathetic

[@dillanerickson7807]

Slay3rRock3r86 the m16's have an excellent range, damage and especially knockback (which it uses to push things off the map ), every character has its pros and cons so don't belittle one when everyone has its downside.

[@eaglecurtis]

your CPU died before the dark peasant did

[@foamtray8117]

If you want to know what beats a dark peasant here it is Note: ones marked * means they can be a one man army Hwacha (if placed right) Musket ( a big line of muskets in the back) Cannon (up to 4-5) *Ballista (if place far from dark peasant) by the way ballista can one hit kill single units and greatly improved accuracy Barrel Rollers (with peasant in back) *M16 (placed far from dark peasant) Spear Throwers (a ton until the game performance says stahp) Note That Slow-Motion can cure most lag

[@yamisenpai7691]

Chicken Pooper No m16

[@calvinswayze5777]

Taren here's a secret person on steam

[@meltedbutters9821]

m16 is the beast

[@intensellylit4100]

10 super boxers

[@cruxnova192]

They need to put an Obama character in, and as he walks and talks, Joe Biden walks behind him and just wrecks shit with ninja stars and M16's.

[@mrsmileyface360gameing5]

It takes like 1-4 m16s to kill a dark peasant because they have a lot of knock back

[@mrsmileyface360gameing5]

Knock

[@Yes-ei8jv]

Mrsmileyface360gameing Actually it only takes one M16 if it is given distance

[@mrsmileyface360gameing5]

Mark Justin yeah I know but it's just that somtimes the m16 dies

[@xxxninjajynxxx4669]

2 ballista's bolts can kill a dark peasant

[@bobsideboob4754]

So what happens if you put 5 m16s?

[@jackherwig5720]

Believe me, you don't want to know the politics of the US

[@thegamingnugget3520]

Yeah that and McDonald’s

[@theredphantom9603]

Oh god its too late i live in america AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@FoxMaster]

The Flapjack I hate comments like this so much.

[@SolarrFake]

@@FoxMaster well don't reply to to them then

[@haddy106]

@@Wren_Coffelt I'm British and I think it's quite the shit show

[@illusion3101]

JJAACCKK!! You can hold left click during a fight and it will go in slow motion that really help the performance rate, I got a STAHP of impact performance, I held left click and it reacted as a heavy!

[@illusion3101]

Also I beat the firing squad + cannon with one super boxer!

[@derpyevanmayville7371]

dummy

[@karencharris189]

read the comments, you fuck.

[@illusion3101]

Karen Charris I spent over an hour reading the comments... -_-''

[@illusion3101]

Karen Charris also jack said he would pin helpful hints people didn't keep telling him, I didn't see him pin this specific function... ;3

[@kaziislam2785]

"He killed himself with his own wall!" Is this foreshadowing something?

[@daonlineww705]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

[@juhixian]

Kazi Islam I HOPE SO!

[@raviothethief8292]

Kazi Islam PLEASE LISTEN IVE COME FROM THE YEAR A WEEK FROM NOW TRUMPS STILL AN ASSHOLE

[@braydenrollins205]

Kazi Islam trump won he killed the peasants

[@HyperTrent]

Kazi Islam yes

[@adrianenciso9277]

I'm always happy to come home and watch Jack after another depressing day. I just wanna let you know that you're the highlight of my day Jack. And that you're special to me and the rest of your subscribers. Don't ever forget that.

[@Dragonman-ri4zo]

When that guy walked off the edge of the map, i just lost it! Hell, i can't even stop laughing while writing this out!

[@alias2168]

M16 and ballista kill a dark peasant 1v1 If tout put the far enough away

[@alias2168]

You

[@zytherest8347]

The Guardian 5 or more ballista are really fun lol

[@alias2168]

That's a really nice health bar, it'd be a shame if it were have a few six foot arrows plunged into it

[@zytherest8347]

The Guardian lol

[@alias2168]

You can use one or the other, you don't need both

[@zarawalch7566]

Jacksepticeye IS AWESOME

[@matthewleeeverhart1908]

Yes he is.

[@emanuelmedina9004]

ho hats trump and loves helire i hat trump

[@galaxy8536]

Zara Walch he is AWESOME

[@thegamevlogger3481]

SHUT UP TRUMP IS AWSOME

[@emanuelmedina9004]

im only 9

[@dyrus5124]

You can beat almost all levels with just peasants. Op. :D

[@miguelcartagena4141]

Dont Care pelovlád

[@elihays3543]

Dont Care but it's not as fun

[@tonymarchese2966]

7:09 the chicken man be like *runs into battle with confidence* "CHARGE!!!!" *sees the blue army* "NOPE! IM OUTTA HERE!"

[@izzypage6608]

* *starts pointless arguments in comments* *

[@anonymoususer638]

Isabella Page OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO WRONG MY OPINION IS BETTER

[@alecgoodrich5092]

HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION, LEAVE THIS WORLD FOR THINKING YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION.

[@roboduck3607]

FUCK YOU YOU RE WRONG AND IM RIGHT BITCH AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH

[@amanichava6665]

Isabella Page YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID! IM RIGHT AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@WZRD9583]

TRIGGERED

[@jonathanestoll3349]

Hilary's soul will hount jack forever

[@judithwillis1872]

Jono lol

[@billdrew2781]

very funny

[@that_deadeyegamer7920]

Haunt*

[@GrowlingPanda]

Hillary is like Oprah. XD You get an email, and YOU get an email and YOUUUU get an email! Fucking funny! I love this game! XD

[@e.g.b3170]

Everybody gets an email!! 😂😂

[@hyku8453]

xxHyperMasterxx YOUUUU get a email

[@samueleli2740]

GrowlingPanda she's the white oprah

[@flouri6535]

GrowlingPanda a

[@MoldyWest]

Hillary broke the game, just like she'd break America.

[@holotrex6972]

Gmail beat machine fins because trump fired like a storm trooper 🙃

[@ceasefire915]

Yes the machine fins are my favorite weapons very stronk

[@johnnyjoestar9504]

Machine fins... who needs machine guns when you have machine fins

[@VEROLOPEZ39]

Lool

[@Terlinilia]

Machine fins?

[@superwaluigiryan1609]

Man I love my machine fins

[@The_Dev_175]

Oh no! Here's a Pointless argument! Pens are better than pencils

[@branraisin684]

HK C TRIGGERED!!! DDHDUSNDBUDJDB

[@skag1881]

I agree

[@mrcrazyhair9230]

yeah

[@TiredEyes]

Not necessarily a pointless argument, if you sharpen it.

[@The_Dev_175]

Ah Ha! Someone got the joke!

[@3oelawrence664]

the trump and Clinton war was funny

[@elijahbean3229]

What was really fun is that he got the colors right and didn't even know it lol

[@VeryClassyDemon]

Hillary is better xD

[@potatogaming9889]

Fallout Lover98 he's FUCKIN rasis

[@chillymacattack4266]

yea but irl trunp is

[@niko09384]

JACKABOY SAID TO NOT FIGHT SO PLEASE DONT O3O THANKS BYE

[@PoolFuel]

12:39 the way Jack lists up these things reminds me of PeanutButterGamer

[@conormassey6290]

CooKiePie now that you mention it...

[@horesfan400]

But did he smash the truck?

[@alexlohrke488]

No, he clusters the truck

[@gwendolen_the_first]

Alexandra Lohrke Nice...lol

[@leahcollier9967]

Am I the only one wondering how he has so much energy 😂

[@sunlessheaven]

Hey Jack/Sean, I don't mind if you don't read this but I just wanted to let you know. (Sorry if my english is bad) A few days ago I was going through some tough times, I don't want to give details, but I didn't know what to do, I just felt sad and empty. So I looked my subscriptions' new videos and I saw the 100th part of Happy Wheels, sadly I couldn't watch it live. I clicked on it, and just a few minutes later, because of your voice, it felt like you were there, with me, and I felt happy again, so I just want to say, Thank you, you are one of the best people I know and I haven't even seen you in person, so again, thank you so much.

[@sunlessheaven]

If you ever feel sad or lonely, just watch videos of your favorite KZbinr. Trust me, you will be happy almost instantly.

[@zexalcraft5244]

I can confirm this works. It's my life. Depressing and empty only fuels by the laughter brought by KZbinrs.

[@mintyflower3044]

Zandatsu Jacksepticeye in particular is good to watch. His spunky, energetic personality always puts a smile on my face

[@Memphisfire40]

Zandatsu i watch simon and garfunkels, sound of silence, hello darkness my old friend. For some reason that song makes me feel better.

[@natashaevans373]

Zandatsu same I feel you cos my grandad has passed away from cancer 2 days ago and jack has really gotten me through it so are off to you jack you are like a very hilarious saint/father to me so father passed away 4 yrs ago 😥😥😥

[@dhruvgore1226]

I thought she wouldn't have any left, didn't she delete them all?

[@dhruvgore1226]

The emails

[@nooneishere3115]

Dhruv Gore 17/10

[@preds43]

She deleted all of them Except for the important ones.

[@evijajurane4139]

Dhruv Gore yeah

[@HunterTracks]

Stealing someone else's joke here, but this is exactly how she deleted them.

[@callmequaz9052]

I wish they would add the ability to prioritise targets so you can actually formulate stratifies and utilise the units to their full potential. Arranging units in a certain position doesn't really matter as they all just clump into the middle. It does have some effect, but it's minimal and doesn't really do much.

[@BillyBob-cx5vi]

Taren I hope you read the last half too.

[@callmequaz9052]

I meant to type strategies, and you can kinda formulate them and make decentish formations, but in the end it doesn't really matter due to everything just ckumping in the middle, and in the end, peasants or vikings usually actually beat every round cuz you can get a shit ton of them and simply overpower the enemies with sheer numbers making even trying to make formations and such basically pointless due to this and other ways the game currently works. It is Alpha so there is a lot to be changed, I just really hope the ability to prioritise targets such as attack those guys or defend these guys, and even conditions, for example: If Catapult health >x attack closest threat.

[@callmequaz9052]

Also they all just clump together in the middle, making ranged units effectively useless or very limited in their ability and often slaughtering more of your team than the enemy team, so positioning has a very minimal effect right now.

[@martis4951]

Ghost Bro nah the ranged guys don't but don't talk to jack the creators dude

[@callmequaz9052]

I just rant about things... Creators probs won't listen to me anyway, no one ever does.

[@LordReskiy]

Hearing top of the morning to ya laddys nowadays hits different.

[@EthanKPH]

Why isnt this called Definitely Accurate Battle Simulator? D.A.B.S for short

[@glurzoh]

EthanKPH [GD] Thats epic xD

[@EthanKPH]

UndeadPlays lol

[@bryancranstonofallpeople1282]

or furthermore accurate battle simulator = F.A.B.S

[@bryancranstonofallpeople1282]

nomyumvery acurrate battle simulator or N.A.B.S

[@EthanKPH]

Crappy Reaper Accurate Battle Simulator CRABS

[@viktorayy]

Jack's description: "What happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object?" Well, according to science, if the unstoppable force isn't invincible, it is destroyed by crashing into the immovable object. If it IS invincible, then the paradox happens. AND THAT WAS YOUR SCIENCE FACT OF THE DAY. Woo... xD

[@psychoaquatic3886]

its funny because this is the only time I have seen Hillary win! she must have gotten a weird shot

[@psychoaquatic3886]

IN GAME

[@justafan9399]

In every other video of this that I have seen, Trump won. BUT he was on the Blue Team. Clinton was on the Blue Team here. Coincidence? I think not. ;)

[@Samot0423]

Lol good catch

[@raychace5543]

the music in the desert area sounds like uncharted music in #3 At the desert

[@voskythebroski123]

I'm from America and I still don't understand any of this crap

[@overlyadequate9447]

Then it means you didn't pay attention, or you're too young. You watch jacksepticeye a lot so i'm going to go with answer 2.

[@jacksepticeye]

So that must make them young?

[@voskythebroski123]

Jack is smart I'm 12

[@charliebigler5267]

HeteroSexualPrideMonth.exe 2 what? 2 years old? Because 2 year olds are obviously going to watch a swearing Irishman play video games.

[@thebillyandbobshow5032]

I'm starting a youtube channel any tips?!

[@pyrrhocratic]

Like the famous quote "The pen is mightier than the sword" I present you the modern version "The email is mightier than the double M16's"

[@malalaliyah]

_Trying to figure out why Dark Peasants are even classified as "peasants" when I'm pretty sure that they could rule the fucking world if they really wanted to._

[@xelanosrac2834]

Aρняσɗιтє'ѕ ღ Ɗιαяу tru

[@justinmarkrivera5092]

because it looks like a regular peasant than something else i guess they should've called him the dark lord or dark mage.

[@masonmcgovern5353]

Jack.I absolutely love your videos.you always put me in a good mood.keep doing what you love.you deserve every single penny you get for making videos.lots of love!!!!🐵🐵🐵🐵

[@maddghrn4039]

who thinks he should make a tabs animation

[@jmc7262]

maddog hrn No

[@k3pthidd3n45]

maddog hrn Äääääääh... Nope

[@maddghrn4039]

JustMeCristi why not

[@Sofia-vz1ns]

maddog hrn Ö

[@MajorwormXcv]

fuck off

[@katymcnay8578]

Hello random scroller if you are reading this i hope you have a great day/night

[@katymcnay8578]

Don't give up dreaming to be a awesome youtuber like jack :)

[@LeggyRevvy]

Katy McNay thanks

[@katymcnay8578]

alien 63 no problem :)

[@colemoureau846]

thank you. this made me smile

[@glyndaholman4751]

Katy McNay thanks friend

[@tristianjones1227]

15:03 hillary is just flying through the air and out of nowhere shouts "personal emails" lol

[@meadowstar6834]

Still my favorite episode of tabs to replay, i always die of laughter when trump kills himself with his own wall ans hillary wont shut up. So chaotic and funny

[@PlantagenetRose]

It's my birthday, heh, I don't feel 17. Thank you for being so happy and positive Sean! You always make me happy.

[@boohtrash8392]

Happy Birthday! Don't worry, I didn't feel 17 either when I turned.

[@hormpir3648]

boohzer bear "When i turned" makes it sound like you evolved into a different species.

[@boohtrash8392]

Jacklett I just couldn't take being human anymore, man, it was too much!

[@bobinbox1239]

Otaku Hime dislike

[@kavehmanshouri7336]

Otaku Hime same

[@bucketlcs]

Jack you can kill a super peasant with only one m16 if you place the m16 far back from the line I tested it

[@bucketlcs]

Ballista doesnt work as well

[@mattshap9731]

One ballista or one m16 will easily destroy a darkpeasent. However, trump and Hillary will die

[@Pawnpon]

JACK i learned how to beat the dark peasant you put down 24 super boxers in the front 11 super peasants in the back and 4 M16s on the sides

[@Pawnpon]

jacksepticeye*

[@Pawnpon]

please try it :D

[@78Lionbacker]

Elyjah Leon you only need one m16 because the dark peasent cant reach him

[@Pawnpon]

yea your right

[@danielwoods3896]

1 m16 does the trick no overcomplications

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

Hillary! SHUT UP ABOUT EMAILS!

[@calibvr]

Lol

[@diezelleprozo9741]

You heard him Hilary! Stop speaking right now!

[@brittneyhardrick6337]

take all my emails

[@dakota7044]

I am Hilre I cuoos you

[@laffytaffygamer7314]

When jack was talking she was

[@DerPieShuTheDayDreamer]

D.A.B.S. Definitely Accurate Battle Simulator lol took me months to discovered it

[@little_e9120]

Derpy Shu just no

[@johnnyfettslem7439]

You plagiarised... Ya copycat

[@DerPieShuTheDayDreamer]

Simon Leidö well I didn't know someone already made it.. look what I said was "discovered " and I know I didn't give credits to the one who already made it cuz idk who he/she is.... sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for bringing me up to that.. .well kinda... :/

[@daltonmorris7731]

Derpy Shu

[@kskid99]

Except it's T.A.B.S.

[@johnathandragonblood3942]

M16 guy is the best. He is able to kill every enemy. No joke.

[@bec_2736]

I did not expect the walls tho.

[@bec_2736]

even though I should have saw it coming with the emails

[@puppplyloverevie9195]

"I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better then me"

[@svenyes4078]

When Hillary lost the election, people jumped of the edge of the world.

[@septiplieraway2829]

Sven Allinger lol

[@ok-zi1oo]

Sven Allinger lolololol so true

[@NickPWilde-rt6zg]

Sven Allinger *Off

[@amandamurphy711]

Yup

[@KAngel-tn3ro]

Jack yelled "she won" and I'm like I wish that happened

[@KAngel-tn3ro]

Ya Boi it's your opinion I'm ok with that

[@bobinbox1239]

Kaniz Angel she wanted to start a war with Russia

[@Successkid2014]

Even when you get rid of Hillary... She's still there.

[@illusion3101]

Mister Niceguy she keeps talking after even when the fights over :3

[@frozarburst6350]

She's like Dragon Ball's Zamasu and Cell. They always come back until someone erases them from the universe; in this case, the game.

[@justinwalters6002]

lol

[@holyamazingcow1660]

Mister Niceguy I

[@kungfuwolf0078]

Mister Niceguy look how many likes you got

[@rosalieangevine866]

Imagine if jack had an actual character here ? He would probably be running super fast all over the place saying " speed is key " while shooting a bunch of fits and sams at everyone while saying things like " punch that like button .. " and " LIKE A BOSS " That sounds pretty cool actually .

[@emila8100]

Jack u can use slow mo

[@ramon7854]

try the axe man he's different and much better

[@ramon7854]

like this si he can see it

[@lunarking6708]

Raymond Castillo Q

[@sgr9258]

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[@lachlanhenderson6591]

19:11 Hush Jack, the catapults are doing there Annual mating ritual

[@meatloaf1894]

Lachlan Henderson *their

[@matthewstone2545]

XDDDDDd

[@IndestructibleApe]

Jack your live is a game too

[@jionic]

That voice crack in the "top" like in the other video pretty funny :))

[@mylittlestory6189]

I'm a Trump supporter and my friends a Hillary supporter and we get along just fine. Why can't America?

[@whenitsthe4907]

Good question

[@sargoon1017]

mylittlestory I hate both candidates, but we people have to realize is that yea, maybe your candidate didn't win. We have to make a compromise though, we're all in this together now. I didn't feel like Donald or Hillary would be fit for president, but I do hope that he proves me wrong.

[@simpler1117]

ikr

[@addisonarnold5444]

Same. My best friend for 9 years is very liberal and i'm very republican, and we get along just fine

[@paladinboyd1228]

mylittlestory, Because most people are idiots, look at my lot the vote says we will leave the EU but people keep demanding a second vote.

[@boredandquarantined3161]

HEY JACK!!!! DO YOU LIKE WEREWOLVES?!

[@oanadavid9610]

Clayton Franks The like speaks itself 😂

[@boredandquarantined3161]

really! jack likes werewolves?

[@unanimouslivingstaircase5533]

Clayton Franks

[@lememelord6875]

Clayton Franks No. HE LOVES THEM!!

[@boredandquarantined3161]

OMG!!!!!

[@itsmimi5182]

I love this game so much! it's great :P

[@itsmimi5182]

I love the updates they have added too :D

[@nervouskid1754]

ItsMimi agreed

[@springtrapgaming7381]

Shut it Hillary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zaidahhassan1884]

Rude...whell if its trump not rude

[@cynthiaagle4444]

P

[@cynthiaagle4444]

It

[@elijahservia2067]

Chill it’s a game 😂

[@abbydaggett2782]

@@zaidahhassan1884 shut up it's just a game

[@536ind]

JACK, DO MORE "We Happy Few"

[@536ind]

please

[@tommyboy1509]

Godzilla battle 1 Chicken man man vs: 60 M16s (police) 100 Peasents (civilians) 5 Hwachas (artillery) 1 Trump (president) 50 Headbutters (retarded people) 3 Ninja warriors (fantasy people) feel free tweaking any of the ideas or numbers

[@craneoquill4835]

Tommyboy 150 I love this idea

[@onno3573]

Tommyboy 150 pretty clear who wins smartass

[@aglorifiedtoasterwithlegs3207]

20 M16 guys are strong enough to kill anything they were enough to kill 50 dark peasants

[@paulius7931]

Uh, one donald trump can easily kill one chicken man man, let alone with 60 other guys with M16's

[@kingleafvlogs1522]

watch my videos

[@mikanlan]

Regarding the video on KZbin making changes. I propose that WE take up action against this because I don't want KZbin to stop. And so do you. Thus I think we should comment #makeYTspecialagain on whatever means of social media, especially on KZbins support channel/videos. We as the consumers have control over what this part of the entertainment industry is like and we can help the producers-Jack. It is up to YOU to make the decision. #makeYTspecialagain. If every person that watches this video likes this comment and tries to take up action WE will do this.

[@МишаНекрасов-э9ш]

Nerd_Middle Earth using second channel to gain exposure. #makeYTspecialagain

[@mikhailnekrasov8457]

Nerd_Middle Earth using third channel to gain exposure. #makeYTspecialagain

[@passivelycrazzyrussian9827]

Nerd_Middle Earth using fourth channel to gain exposure. #makeYTspecialagain

[@mikanlan]

I apologise that this isn't on the topic of the video but it's easier to get exposure on the recently published videos. #makeYTspecialagain

[@ami2077]

Nerd_Middle Earth #makeYTspecialagain

[@best-2327]

dark peasant is easy to kill, just put a million of cannons or a million of m16s