Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical - 2017 Production

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CAST
Chell - Erin Mudry/Cate Richardson
Wheatley - J.D. Dueckman
GLaDOS/Caroline - Fairlith Harvey
Cave Johnson - Greg Delmage
Adventure Core - Stephen Blakley
Fact Core - Andrew Lynch
Space Core - Chris Nyarady
Doug Rattmann - Patrick Courtin
Announcer - Jason Marnocha
FEATURING
Ensemble - Erin Walker, Chloe Rowat, Chloe Mullington, Nick Drake, Tim Howe, Ian Backstrom
Patrick Courtin - Musical Director, keyboard/bass
Stanley Tsang - guitar/bass
Andrew Jossa - 2nd keyboard
Jamison Ko - drums
Director - Fairlith Harvey
Co-Director - Andrew Lynch
Choreography - Jesse Alvarez
Music/Vocal Director - Patrick Courtin
Lyrics by James Dunlop
Book and Additional Lyrics by Fairlith Harvey
Vocal Arrangements - Patrick Courtin
Set Design - Carolyn Rapanos
Costume Design - Shayan Naziripour
Lighting Design - Ciara O'Donnell
Stage Manager - Ryan Caron
English Subtitles - J.D. Dueckman, Ryan Caron
Spanish Subtitles - Ana M. "Kipperlab" Acuña
Russian Subtitles - Mistania13

[@SilentRiotXOX]

I fully support and condone Wheatley being a 6’5” 10th Doctor doing teddy bear rolls around a stage

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

THIS. ALL OF THIS. ☝️

[@stormpockx5424]

AHAHA EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@ranger9968]

Isn’t the original voice actor for Wheatley really tall

[@spacebunny9116]

I-I think he’s wearing converse

[@alishagee4044]

@@ranger9968 He's 6'7" if I remember correctly so, yes.

[@thefafe6751]

did i actually just trip balls or am i watching a portal 2 musical

[@BurntToa5T]

Not tripping this is real

[@stuff5757]

Both

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

Nah mate, I think I'm tripping balls too.

[@sirpickle2347]

The Fafe If you trippin then so am I

[@jkjoshie]

The Fafe Portal 2 musical? This is a sweater knitting tutorial lay off the drugs man

[@Levleup]

The idea of having 2 actresses playing chell was brilliant!

[@margaretflis3038]

And the fact that they seem like they’re identical twins is so amazing, heck I wouldn’t be surprised if they were identical twins

[@thekingofdoges]

nah they just have a real portal

[@handlemonium]

Just a quick pair of portals 😏

[@ZipplyZane]

​@@margaretflis3038I would. They look very different to me. I saw your comment first and so was disappointed when they had completely different body types.

[@roblue5470]

​​@@ZipplyZaneyeah one of them is 2 cm taller😱😱😱

[@asherfleece8135]

This is actually Portal 3. Chell gets falls asleep while tipsy and has a fever dream recounting the events of the second game.

[@ToshinoriYagi_MHA]

😂

[@seesaweffect8095]

If anyone can manage to get booze while in a post apocalyptic wasteland its fucking Chell Portal

[@Avelithe]

Headcanon accepted! XD

[@Char_draws-11]

Yep.

[@Sh0wZee-animates]

Hmmmm,

[@jasonwillows5239]

Let's just appreciate the fact that someone literally decided to make a musical with a mute protagonist. Never thought I'd be taken so aback by someone saying "apple".

[@nephyxutune]

@Python721 Selectively mute people exist too.

[@richtigmann1]

Very surprised when he silent protagonist spoke

[@ophanimium7802]

It's even funnier when you remember that they made her mute because they thought it was funny.

[@Fionacle]

Wait that’s why Valve made her mute?!

[@burnttoast3925]

@@Fionacle actually chell's not mute, she just doesn't want to give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her talk

[@RockabyRockermom]

Wheatley:they told me if I ever watched this musical I would die

[@table2.0]

I did die. Of happy.

[@onetwothistledew]

Wheatley: They told me if I ever replied any of the comments *I would die!*

[@influenza3736]

“They tell me that about everything!”

[@squeguinquack2570]

Influenza I don’t even know why they show me this stuff if they don’t want me to watch it. It’s pointless. Man!

[@Fedico7000]

it’s true

[@CruddyReaper]

Is anyone going to mention that some people had heels for the entire musical?

[@bigdickbee8146]

Table 2.0 Your wish is my command.

[@beckyritter7983]

I noticed that, too. Their feet must have been killing them by the end. (I didn't notice until the end that that included Chell. Other actors could sit down for a while, but those ladies did a LOT of walking around. That must have been rough. Kudos to them for toughness!)

[@Ursea_Erika]

Can I also just add she was jumping during the GLaDOS activation part?

[@jellyjordy1154]

I feel bad for Caroline and GLaDOS

[@ShakuraKazuki]

@@beckyritter7983 There are actually two Chells, so they share their screen time and rest for when the other one is on stage.

[@neonmenace1592]

"The densest core to ever exist. Must mean that I'm really hard to pick up." OMG I love this line so much

[@silverjoker3328]

Whenever Chell speaks or sings I just imagine it's the player talking to themselves like a crazy person.

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Streamer.

[@ubern00bkye]

@@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 what?

[@jellyboi8566]

lol

[@cometapollo]

@@ubern00bkye They mean a KZbinr

[@TemkaUwU]

@@notChocoMilk no

[@MorganRyo]

They captured wheatleys personality perfectly

[@calcifer6142]

true but the scenes drag on for too long

[@tavvy4426]

Poppy Rose perhaps

[@tavvy4426]

Poppy Rose the same way with the game man

[@Sco6014]

yeah it was that way in the game. I would be laughing so much if I was in the audience witnessing someone bringing the character to the life on the stage. Lots of banter and he does a fantastic job with the energy of that character

[@justabitsketchy]

Listen, nothing and I mean NOTHING with wheatley goes on too long, we didn't have ENOUGH of wheatley! And I want more if that prescious spherey BOI!

[@harveyedwards7699]

they got the original voice actor for chell ;)

[@six5193]

Harvey Edwards Woah! Except chell doesn't speak.

[@blackgoogle2248]

MelloJello don't ruin the joke

[@BobMarley-vj3ol]

They kinda ruined this by making her talk and sing.

[@jumping_beanz]

r/Wooooosh

[@six5193]

Lmao people Are so salty, like chill.

[@user-spwormlord]

i heard a clip of wheatley speaking in this musical and i literally thought they got the original voice actor for this. that's how accurate the voice is

[@JedTheGuy]

I'm flattered, thank you!

[@nafsii04]

​@@JedTheGuyBRO YOURE THE GOAT

[@Deoxys369]

@@JedTheGuy You legend

[@freezy3739]

Holy shit it’s the guy even after 6 years

[@frenchtoastrazu6139]

@@JedTheGuyYou were super cute in this role

[@sarahshea1337]

Whoever played Wheatley in this is a really good sport! It must take real confidence to roll around on a stage with your legs around your shoulders!

[@marcellafranco1510]

True true 😌😌😌💙

[@suffer.719]

Wheatley is my favorite character.

[@TheWeasel813]

It takes a very real man to wear fancy clothes and converse shoes

[@daulettynyshtyk6381]

Źlsoslaoowlssĵlskslsks

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

@@TheWeasel813 I think we all know who his inspiration was.

[@IceyManDude]

Can we all just appreciate the person who decided to caption TWO HOURS of footage? Whoever did that, you are a saint.

[@JedTheGuy]

Thank you! It was a labour of love.

[@soilology]

@@JedTheGuy my lord, it's the man himself

[@PossessedPotatoBird]

JedTheGuy you actually did it?

[@sleephead00]

Have you heard about movie subtitles?

[@beckyritter7983]

So who played the Turrets? Or was that the Ensemble? For some reason, I seem to recall that's what an ensemble does in a musical - they are kind of like backup singers, and also take on other roles that may only be in one or two scenes.

[@endrgirl6630]

I was wondering how they could make a whole musical just off of the gameplay, but going into the backstory with Johnson and Caroline was genius

[@EarlyOwOwl]

I just realized Wheatley is wearing blue sketchers which completely clash with his suit and if that isn't the most in character thing i don't know what is

[@Catlord98765]

What an inspirational story about a man who dreamed a dream so big he gave up his own humanity to see it come to pace. Be free, space core, be free.

[@alcerdemon9768]

Nice

[@ms.mine_]

Be free and live forever

[@Rose_Rune]

Space core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[@eliaspeter7689]

Wow, the moral of the story is... SPACE!

[@darth-krokus]

all my homies love space core

[@timothysmith6325]

You dont find portal 2 the unofficial musical, portal 2 the unofficial musical finds you.

[@deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee6925]

Facts

[@patheticrazor]

Literally

[@ketaminepoptarts]

so true bestie

[@SeraphinSnecmel]

It has found me

[@fluttershy8968]

True

[@d4rk0v1c]

Where’s the play? All I see is just someone playing portal with ultra-high shaders and textures

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

yeah man, I think they mean it's a mod? I don't remember playing from a third person position and singing in my playthrough.

[@rainbowrose8802]

Ikr And music

[@nightcollapse]

Every copy of portal is personalized

[@busterb7482]

@@Goldenboy-pe2ci and also wheatley isn't round

[@sadisrmaacy4341]

They played it on a DDR pad

[@QuestionedTurkey]

When Wheatley opens his mouth serotonin shoots to my brain at the speed of light

[@ximjpx7032]

LOL

[@otheooo]

you can explain what is serotonin?

[@crystallizedhoney6718]

must agree

[@xavioursucks___]

Yeah

[@yaggy3818]

QuestionedTurkey he looks like bono

[@Vivips-is1kz]

I love how people clapped when the space core finally got to space

[@Handicast390]

MarcySimon PSACE? I LOCS SPACE SPACD?

[@RikaShinePY]

Same!

[@eliaspeter7689]

OH I WANT TO GO! SPAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaccceee......!

[@BurntToa5T]

I feel bad that everybody tells him to shut up they kinda just programmed him to say that

[@gohst7860]

@@BurntToa5T He technically wasn't programmed to say it- he's corrupted- but yeah, either way, not his fault.

[@mrsir3658]

You can really tell hardcore fans made this with all the references.

[@Namastemama_Vibe]

Obviously people who have played through and wrote down all the lines

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Yeah

[@burnttoast3925]

@@frenzyfilms300 you can also see his writing on the wall

[@TheImmediatePastPrez]

@@aqua_459 I really wasn't expecting that reference and it cracked me up

[@iamarok]

The little parody songs were a great touch. One thing I wish they kept in was the Chapter (whatever number) The part where he kills you. Just have someone running across the stage with a sign would've been awesome!

[@FelixFiles_]

The guy who played Wheatley absolutely stole the show, I have no words, his acting was god tier

[@JedTheGuy]

Thank you! But please, do not worship me; I'm at most a demi-god on a good day. ;)

[@kxl309]

@@JedTheGuy Jed you absolute mad lad

[@butterfly_brain]

JedTheGuy you were really amazing as Wheatley, good job mate! Hope life is well

[@agostinacoronel2901]

@@JedTheGuy You rock, man. Hope you're ok

[@zarrowthehorse]

@@JedTheGuy Dude you were unbelievably amazing as him. Not only that but you look a bit like he could and you nail his voice. Great work

[@catdeaddetailslater2904]

can we just appreciate the lighting and costume designs? like, the way the cores all have matching sneakers in their own colours? or the exact lighting around the end when chell shoots a portal on the moon?

[@GenericProtagonist7]

They honestly missed the best adventure core line ever "You know what's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.

[@theorisingmatrix_mouse8991]

Generic Protagonist I honestly did not think my friend would start squeaking when she saw Adventure Core. I asked her what was wrong and she said "He's so cute!". We then got into an argument about who was cuter, Wheatley or Rick.

[@ravenpotato3368]

Wheatley, for sure.

[@shinyemerald3401]

WhY nOt BoTh?

[@jayssongdisposal7339]

TheorisingMatrix_Mouse fact core, clearly

[@rat9667]

TheorisingMatrix_Mouse wheatly at the end : oh now your flirting with him now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youraveragefolio]

can we talk about quick pair of portals? they both need to be in perfect sync and cant even see each other. its phenomenal how they do it almost perfectly

[@g.t.3186]

Ikr my jaw literally drops every time I see it

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

I was thinking the exact same thing. It hurts my brain but that alone makes it go from my favorite song of this show to completely perfect

[@Daeneiracorn]

Music ques help significantly XD

[@lizbroski3869]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE CHOREOGRAPHY FOR THAT SCENE WAS SO AMAZING

[@cadenlanders7873]

I’m quietly waiting for the part about lemons. (If it’s in this) Update: It is.

[@--CHARLIE--]

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"

[@sorindsm612]

@@--CHARLIE-- your*

[@odiltm259]

1:15:55 is the middle of the bit

[@spacebunny9116]

*WHERE*

[@BauttAlt]

@@sorindsm612 wow

[@CursedThulium]

Literally dressed Wheatley as a Tumblr sexyman. God tier.

[@danekota1512]

THEY DID

[@boxxedin]

HES SO FINE

[@pointlessFreddi]

This seems slightly similar to felixs comment

[@kaithefruity8537]

NO BECAUSE HES LITERALLY SO FINE

[@Alegriacaptions]

literally dressed GLaDOS like the winner of the Tumblr sexywoman tornament.

[@baff_forfun]

Imagine someone not-knowing portal watching this...

[@itsreeah2663]

Baff ForFun they would be so confuse but will get it in the end.

[@chaoticmayhem2058]

*nervously laughs in totally knowing what portal is*

[@wolfydawolf5680]

heh heh.....i toootttalllyy know portal he he....

[@Ryan_omalley04]

Me. I am that person

[@cheesenozzle6776]

please help someone please explain portal to me im so confused yet intrigued i just came here from the glados songs bc i liked how passive aggressive they could be

[@wattenslaafje1825]

“But the ones in the hats work on something called “Steam.” 11/10 musical experience

[@tavvy4426]

nice

[@jessicajayes8326]

Was that a TF2 reference? Those guys do love their hats.

[@roseyicywolf]

I was watching the livestream of this and the chat exploded so hard during the "Suddenly Wheatley" reprise the the entire website broke for several people

[@Galaxxi]

That is *amazing.*

[@thepieisalieofficial]

Roseyicywolf I know that's so funny and amazing! Hahaha

[@roseyicywolf]

1:44:22

[@jazz-cat00]

+ThePie IsALie - your icon does not match your user name... your icon is a cake... but your username refers to pie... therefore.... ILLUMINATI IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

[@lotusntapioca1545]

Roseyicywolf When I was watching the livestream, but everytime I opened the chat, my computer or iPad would crash. Lol

[@glassinanoven]

Y’all why is no one talking ab the GENIUS they had to put RATMAN at the beginning like THATS SO SMART AND AMAZING ATTENTION TO DETAIL wow I’m amazed they knew and put so much lore into this!

[@allthatjazza451]

Honestly this is one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's so true to the original source without seeming too much like an actual copy, and the adaptation from game to stage is absolutely phenomenal. All the jokes and references are perfect and it's such a good show all round. The reimagined songs are so catchy too.

[@johnpooky84]

The original Source...

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

Damn I just wish I didnt hate musicals

[@robinhoppings8437]

I HAVE A MINI STROKE WHENEVER WHEATLEY CALLS CHELL "LOVE, DEAR," OR "SWEETHEART"

[@notyourdaughter666]

Robin Hoppings hence why I’d KILL to play Chell in this musical!!!

[@jonsmissingrib9742]

Robin Hoppings SAMMMMEEE I CANT TAKE IT...

[@jonsmissingrib9742]

OMG IM STILL WATCHING AND HE BOOPED HER NOSE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

[@jonsmissingrib9742]

Nonononononononooooo he evil now

[@wondermittens1844]

Omg s a m e Pre betrayal Wheatley is precious i love him

[@Gattsu_the_struggler]

Everyone be like; “they ruined Chel by making her sing.” It’s a musical you guys

[@beckyritter7983]

Exactly, thank you. Even though Chell is a silent character in the game, it makes sense to have her sing at least a little in a musical. Although, they COULD have kept her silent for this, and that would have been fine, too. But they didn't, and it works. She doesn't sing much, and has no lines, so it's still pretty true to the original game.

[@magnumbeefus]

It would be hilarious if she just didn't sing and mouthed it all out, obviously they couldn't do that, as you said it's a musical and not only could they not do that because of it being a musical, it would also be boring as hell for the audience

[@magnushegh582]

Yes, but there should never have been made a musical about this game. It can never work as the intended mood of the experience

[@3hosubnautious498]

But why tho, why is this made in the first place tho?

[@shaggyposts6221]

writers said that chell isnt mute, she just doesnt want to speak to AI and give them "satisfaction"of her voice... so yeh.. thats what they came up with

[@Splatatat]

Personal favorite part was when GLaDOS was asking the question about sharks and when she was like 'did you guess sharks? well you're wrong' and wheatley snapped his fingers and his face was all like 'dang it I was so sure I got that one right'

[@JedTheGuy]

Yay, someone noticed!

[@coolcricket4941]

I honestly thought this would be horrible, but this is probably one of the best musicals I have ever seen

[@ClaireSamuelsVA]

CoolCricket 49 I wasn’t expecting much either but was really impressed!!

[@therealgaben5527]

Me too

[@bewareofbear3576]

Cave Johnson *coughing* Caroline *runs to him* Me, in april 2020: caroliNE, NO

[@djshfhdgc1679]

yes cave Johnson sir

[@michelleobama641]

oOp :#

[@QuagBT422]

@@djshfhdgc1679 what are you taking abut? But i like it sorry

[@compostedhumanwaste]

Cave Johnson Caroline: runs to him Me seeing this comment in may 3 2020 : what

[@awkwardmeatball4407]

@@QuagBT422 corona

[@sketchymoof]

"There is a blue sky out there, waiting for us." I'm crying

[@notyourdaughter666]

Sketchy Moof that made me cry too. I cry every time I watch that scene. It’s so heartbreaking, especially since the Wheatley still gets banished. The foreshadowing is intense and makes me so so so so sad.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Ooh, right in the feels

[@blisskitty4026]

As a theatre kid with an immense love for portal I would trade both of my kidneys to be in a production of this P L E A S E

[@blacknightthenightwing7263]

SAME!

[@CursedFrogg]

absolutely love how rattman was never in the spotlight, and was always in the shadows, much like the character. sick guitar solo at the end too.

[@dummy.2092]

i like how the guy writes “the cake is a lie” on the wall, and then cake is never brought up again, nor is the guy.

[@eliaspeter7689]

He's there at the end. 1:50:45

[@mike9349]

Its Doug rattman

[@milzq]

dummy. I think he sang in the turret song at the end

[@vudgnudg2214]

The cake wasn't a lie tho

[@Plushiverse]

dummy. Just like the game! :D

[@wheat_wholegrain]

**chell throws a companion cube plush at turret** Turret: “ooOOWWww”

[@KS-lx6yf]

0_0 -_- 0_0

[@KS-lx6yf]

BLINK

[@beckyritter7983]

That one wasn't put together very well, and it was delicate. ^_^

[@spaghettiNmeqtballs]

When?

[@dottoy]

when

[@ВарвараНикитина-к4м]

I feel like Wheatley spent like half of the musical on the floor

[@JedTheGuy]

I mean... you're not wrong.

[@alexhead2645]

How very Draco Malfoy of him

[@mr.wiggles7135]

The audience obviously didn’t catch on to the fact that Wheatley was designed to be a moron was a big plot twist, they thought it was a joke.

[@Fluffybunniii]

I’m pretty sure they know because the people who went to see the production had already played or seen gameplay of portal 2

[@random3250]

Nah, he was just made to oppose GlaDOS. If he really was made to be a moron, then he would have accidentally killed himself LONG before he met chell and he wouldn't have been put in charge of something so important. Edit: yeah he isn't the brightest, but he wasn't made to be stupid. And GlaDOS being the biggest mind of intelligence ever made would have no other reason to believe that someone opposing her is made to be stupid.

[@spotifier3277]

@@random3250 the game says he was literally designed to be the dumbest, most idiotic thing that ever lived

[@JTheMelon]

@Python721 lmfao who would go to a musical about something they know they wouldnt get nor understand :p

[@FizzySugarStar]

@@random3250 he is LITERALLY an intelligence dampening core designed to fill Glados head with stupid ideas

[@g.t.3186]

I love how the dude playing Wheatley just can't stand still. It's so relatable and it fits the characther really well, it's great.

[@megamushroom]

Im disappointed that there was no defective turret

[@aryamsmith8952]

“I’m different”

[@TheRealGrit]

mega mushroom they were all defective wdym?😂😂

[@kenjitempest8122]

Aryam Smith “Are you still there...?”

[@quebec2779]

I think that was derek 1:35:00

[@Topiblue]

not the naked one but one of the group turret's lights are either broken or turned off intentionally

[@zach-tx9ij]

i am so freaking obsessed with this the guy who played wheatley freaking NAILED IT PERFECY OH MY GOSH everything is perfect. good job.

[@JedTheGuy]

Thank you! 😀

[@siobhansetaway7453]

Full song list (with songs they are filking credited): Good morning aperture (2:45)-Good morning Baltimore from Hairspray Why can’t the subjects (13:57)-Why can’t the English? From My Fair Lady I’m alive (21:12)-I’m alive from Next to Normal Poor unfortunate subjects (25:29)-Poor unfortunate souls from Little Mermaid (Disney) Under attack (29:36)- Under attack from Mamma Mia Suddenly Wheatley (36:29)- Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors Spanish Flea (43:09) Running the whole machine (44:48)- Friends on the other side from Princess and the Frog (Disney) Here in the darkness we’re free (49:38) Mr. Johnson (1:00:22)- Mr. Cladwell from Urinetown Trouble (1:08:17)- You’ve got Trouble from The Music Man If you could see you (1:26:43)- If you could see her from Cabaret A quick pair of portals (1:32:19)- Spoonful of Sugar from Mary Poppins (Disney) I am aperture (1:35:43)- I am Africa from Book of Mormon Suddenly Wheatley Reprise (1:44:22)- Dark Reprise of prior Want you gone (1:46:28)- Want you gone from Portal 2 (OG game) Do you hear the turrets sing (1:49:31)- People’s song from Les Mis

[@R4t10nal]

Thank you！

[@1notdeadfred]

Here in the darkness we’re free (49:38) is a parody of Jonathan Coulton's "Nobody Loves You Like Me" Here's a link to it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b321kGivoJyVncU

[@Azur_Nebula]

Here in the darkness we're free is from Nobody loves you like me by Jonathan Coulton 👍🏻

[@monoduck]

Ad infintanium is also a parody of you've got trouble, and I almost had a heart attack at the beginning of the song because I had no clue what it was parodying.

[@CV-Moore]

Song Origination! 2:45 Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray) 13:57 Why Cant The English (My Fair Lady) 21:12 I'm Alive (Next To Normal) 25:29 Poor Unfortunate Souls (The Little Mermaid) 29:36 [[ I don't know... it sound familiar ]] 36:29 Suddenly Seymore (Little Shop of Horrors) 44:48 Friends On The Other Side (The Princess and the Frog) 49:38 [[ I dont know. Could someone tell me? ]] 1:00:02 Mr. Cladwell (Urinetown) 1:08:17 Ya Got Trouble (Music Man) 1:26:32 If You Could See Her (Cabaret) 1:32:19 A Spoonful of Sugar (Mary Poppins) 1:35:43 I Am Africa (Book of Mormon) 1:44:22 Suddenly Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) 1:46:28 Want You Gone (Portal 2) 1:49:31 Do You Hear The People Sing (Les Miserables)

[@blobbo3090]

Hey on 29:36 the song is “under attack” from ABBA

[@blobbo3090]

C. Moore secondly, the second song you wanted to know was Here in the darkness

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

@@blobbo3090 who’s it by?

[@jamiedunlop9641]

@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Here in the Darkness was our name. The original is "Nobody Loves You Like Me" by Jonathan Coulton.

[@Father_of_Death]

Stephen Sondheim should make an official Portal musical.

[@carmenceciliasanchezmarque668]

“You look very... Orange” -Wheatley 2017

[@catdeaddetailslater2904]

1:24:20 it's a lemon with a sparkler in it. it's a fucking combustible lemon. my dudes.

[@sabrinacosta5667]

So he did it

[@JedTheGuy]

Yay! You caught that!

[@jameschapman2782]

"I do remember once hearing that I was the Densest core ever made, which may mean I am too heavy for you to lift" Yup that is about the Wheatley Humor I signed up.

[@JedTheGuy]

Thank you, I was quite proud of that one!

[@tavvy4426]

JedTheGuy nice

[@stevewashington3015]

SPACE CORE: SoMuchSpace. NeedToSeeItAll. *panting* WHEATLEY: I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And NOT just 'cause I'm stranded in space. SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: I KNOW YOU ARE, mate. Yeap, we're both in space. SPACE CORE: SPAAAACE!! WHEATLEY: Anyway, y'know I was ever to see her again. D'ya know what I'd say? SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: I'd say, "I'm sorry". Sincerely. I am sorry. I was bossy and monstrous and I am genuinely sorry. SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: The end.

[@whaaatman9217]

i cried at that moment in the game

[@rat9667]

But I still ship space and wheatly

[@roseyicywolf]

35:17 "What would you say to a bit of _Netflix and Chell_?" **Entire crowd boos**

[@jirogyro650]

mother of god...

[@happybrilidays]

Roseyicywolf LOL ME I'm laughing so hard at that

[@yeahreyeght]

OH MY GOD

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Roseyicywolf I actually smiled at that part over any other part of this. I enjoyed that. Laughed a little, even though I read it in the comments.

[@that-random-guyh3972]

Roseyicywolf ey I appriceate that

[@milktea1994]

notable moments, mostly for myself to return to: 10:33 - "at least, what, " 6'5"? i mean, that's staggering!" 31:42 - wheatley's keytar solo 33:40 - wheatley whistling still alive 41:56 - "is glados angry that we turned off her neurotoxin through song and dance? I think she is!" 43:08 - spanish flea 47:26 - "they are ALTERNATIVE!" 48:47 - wheatley's *interesting* evil laugh 1:00:18 - mister johnson 1:23:06 - "use that guy." "oh boy, oh you bet, RICK!" 1:24:19 - clueless intern wheatley with a sparkler 1:30:35 - cave johnson epic manipulation moments 1:35:42 - i am aperture 1:38:36 - "hey fact core do you read books" 1:44:19 - suddenly wheaaatleyyyy o///o 1:46:27 - want you gone

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Wheatley with a sparkler gives me life

[@Stardust_Paradox]

He has a lemon with a lit fuse! A combustible lemon!! :D

[@humanbeing9946]

​@@Stardust_ParadoxGOD I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A LEMON

[@DaBezzzz]

Did anyone else sing along when GlaDOS started singing "Now I only want you gone"? Also, she nailed GlaDOS' voice. Also, Wheatley was perfect. This is my favourite musical now.

[@MaddieB]

I did, that song is so fun to sing

[@notyourdaughter666]

Rain In The Clouds also agree!! This is such a good show. Wheatley sounded so spot on, right?!

[@jessicajayes8326]

I always sing to that song. Musical Hell saw GLaDOS as the shows saving grace, but Wheatley always makes me smile.

[@thefadermonkey]

Same

[@personman5830]

I may or may not have let a tear loose. But no one is counting, right?

[@summerisnothere4774]

"When life gives you lemons" You hear the crowd go like "oooh" they know what's about to go down 😂😂

[@2natunatwona]

Yenius J.K Wob CUMBUSTABLE lemonade

[@morganevans9566]

Pete Sahut THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

[@seagull749]

Yenius J.K Wob squeeze it in my eyes please

[@sourpatcn3620]

ya get mad and set them on fire

[@spacedout9934]

Chell and adventure core: Wheatly: *frantically struggles on ground" FoR some reason, every time I see Wheatley, or even just hear him, it brings me such great joy.

[@table2.0]

It’s because yeetley is almost literally a perfect character

[@quillynorlya6743]

i have an acting crush on Wheatley,, he’s just such an amazing character and iii appreciate that

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

C O M E T S

[@wolfydawolf5680]

AND SUDDENLY WHEATLEY~~~

[@eliaspeter7689]

@@Sparkingcircuits_ S P A C E

[@thetruebadevil]

The fact that so many people seem to be shocked someone made a portal 2 musical amuses me. Also the fact that these comments were written a year ago or less makes me happy. I watched the original forever ago and was ecstatic when this first came out lol. Glad to know people are still enjoying this beauty

[@astralspeck838]

I’m just now seeing it! It’s amazing!

[@Starbean89]

I just realized Wheatley is holding a combustible lemon.

[@JedTheGuy]

I wasn't sure that joke would land!

[@ohgreatheavens1]

Ooo where?

[@michellemaloney2839]

Don't you mean a lemonade?

[@cordasolis]

Wait where?!

[@unsubscribenow9052]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

[@wheat_wholegrain]

*Wheatley to space core*: you are never going to SPACE, NOW SHUT UP, MY GOD!!! *person in the crowd*: Awwwwww :(

[@scourge3662]

But he did

[@chefbendy4429]

Time stamp plz?

[@jamesvb420]

Yep that happened.......so?

[@annegibs1214]

@@chefbendy4429 1:39:24

[@missy4463]

*fact: people who go into the woods without bear spray deserve what they get.* _i couldn't agree more_

[@BobMarley-vj3ol]

Yes, you would just be wanting to die if you don't have bear spray.

[@thedocboi2838]

130th like!

[@Clearhawk-yk8gh]

The AtomicDoctor no one cares kid

[@i_think_im_nice7926]

Now you have 611 likes, your welcome ○v○

[@11th_Endor]

Look at your likes

[@trashmammal7798]

Can everybody take a moment to appreciate how wholesome the space core is-

[@algodooanimations]

I would definitely be him if I could be in this musical

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

“SPACE :D”

[@wombawombate]

I just noticed Wheatley takes off his glasses when he’s turning evil. The best indication of a bed guy lmao. Also that evil laugh was amazing!

[@Disneyfan1990]

Womba Wombate *ahem* BED guy...

[@luvme7176]

ah yes, a comfy warm bed guy

[@goofybonkersflabbergasted]

yes, some men love to take off their glasses in bed. bed guy.

[@dolldefender8777]

luv me Ugh, the human isn't working again...

[@stuff5757]

I is bed guy

[@Devan-od6jw]

“There’s a blue sky out there waiting for us.” *sound of the collective hearts of every audience member shattering*

[@dell988]

I didn't even finished blue sky! Just gimme a answer of yes or no: is the end sad?

[@crownedcrow123]

@@dell988 THEY WILL KISS AT THE END DUUUDE I LOVE IT SOOO MUSH AH BEST FANFIC EVER

[@MaddieB]

Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that

[@notyourdaughter666]

Devan oh me too. I cried so damn hard at that part and it was just one quick line.

[@kevynmarshall488]

CrownedCrow WHERE CAN I FIND THIS FIC I MUST READ IT AND CRY

[@alexknj1]

I think a keytar solo was the only way to make Wheatley a better character. And it worked handily.

[@jongibbs6654]

That guy does a really good wheatly impression

[@jokersvault4155]

Maybe a Fish yeah

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Maybe a Fish glados' entrance not so much.

[@birdybirdington773]

Solrex the Sun King agreed

[@statichours]

Yeah okay. I'm dead.

[@crazymochacchino6209]

1:35:02 “Well, well, well… Welcome to MY LAIR!” **Derek the Turret appears, the crowd laughs** “Oh, sorry sir, it’s just me.” “ *DARN IT DEREK!* “

[@Disneyfan1990]

Corazon Corpuz I died laughing at that part

[@EmeraldSUStrai25]

*Gonarchs* Lair HAH GOTTEM

[@soupspoon4952]

This gave scene gave me AVPS vibes

[@d4rk0v1c]

Corazon Corpuz lol that part was very funny

[@gamevoid3684]

Anything: Exists Wheatley: *"A L L O W M E T O O I N T R O D U C E M Y S E L F*

[@KS-lx6yf]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@wolfydawolf5680]

And suddenly wheatley~~

[@pearlexquisite935]

You mean my sexuality

[@wawayalert]

*too*

[@Guremien]

Hello, toast! What galaxy are you from?😆😆😆

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

I love the approach every turret has to how a turret acts. Some turrets are more stiff and robotic, And some are more animated when their singing. I really like a the turret with the purple fading to blue hair. She has such great energy and a great approach to being a turret. I recommend watching this entire thing while focusing on the turrets.

[@honeycomb1149]

The short blue haired turret girl is rocking it for a side character

[@thepieisalieofficial]

She literally has the biggest vibe. I love her she makes even the background action interesting XD

[@annikak.1554]

I love that when Wheatley says "blue sky," it's capitalized in the captions.

[@tokki7800]

I KNOW OH MY GOSH! If only this musical included the story of Blue Sky too (I know it would get too long at that point but I still want my ship to sail ;-;)

[@notyourdaughter666]

Ryley Art honestly I see that (especially the fact that it’s capitalized) establishes that in this universe, the events of Blue Sky are canon. That’s how I see it anyways. By Wheatley saying there’s a blue sky out there, he’s secretly foreshadowing that Blue Sky happens after this musical. Really, Blue Sky would make a great musical. Maybe someday Geekenders or someone will pick up the concept since Valve has talked about appreciating all fan creations. I mean can you imagine how good Blue Sky would be as a musical?? It’d be epic! Sorry I just rambled on for so long lol I just REALLY love Blue Sky.

[@daisydaswani689]

Timestamp?

[@sansational15]

@@daisydaswani689 36:35

[@GorochuVA]

That made my heart light up like a gajllion combustible lemons going off. I now feel emotionally reinvigorated.

[@TheHauntedDriveIn]

I smiled like an idiot through this whole thing. The rewritten songs, the costuming, the set design, the personality cores and in-jokes and performances were all so much fun. The actor portraying Wheatley absolutely killed it. Also, I'm in love with the performer that portrayed GLadOS. Would be thrilled to know more about her.

[@kxl309]

JedTheGuy is wheatley and the lady playing GlaDOS is the reason for the musical

[@alishagee4044]

@@kxl309 I can't being myself to be surprised that GLaDOS was directing honestly. 😂

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Same

[@Last_Survivor593]

@@alishagee4044 and the fact core was the co- director

[@sabrinacosta5667]

Same

[@ga9ga3xy28]

When GLaDOS came on screen, the first thing my boyfriend said was, "She looks like she's wearing one of those sexy stormtrooper costumes."

[@DTennantsCompanion]

The actor who plays Wheatley looks like he'd make a great Tenth Doctor

[@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen]

Doctor.........who?

[@Spyruce]

But he’d also make a great rose

[@devansmell]

*69* likes

[@tinistarvicti3580]

He did actually cosplay as the Tenth Doctor! :) 66.media.tumblr.com/5e9680a0551a36dd51b2c8d3f6bc9c83/tumblr_oo68v3Vq701vz6e8ko2_1280.jpg 66.media.tumblr.com/15d8f5f8754defbba588bd729d458d35/tumblr_oo68v3Vq701vz6e8ko1_1280.jpg

[@DarthJoeyTheWise]

lol

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

Also this actor is so great it makes Wheatley's betrayal even harder. Edit: OK him taking his glasses off is kind of a nice touch

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Yeah exactly, because when Wheatley gets GLaDOS’s body they remove his handles

[@MirrorsEdgeGamer01]

The actor, who plays Wheatley, sounds like the voice actor Stephen Marchant; well done!

[@JedTheGuy]

Thank you!

[@R4t10nal]

@@JedTheGuy Wait you’re the actor?!

[@KyleTheGamer574]

NANI

[@suffer.719]

I always imagined Space Core to be wearing a NASA Tee-shirt.

[@Disneyfan1990]

Comedy Police Department In one scene, he sucks his thumb. He is a precious child who needs to be protected..

[@beckyritter7983]

I loved how the costumes for the cores reflected their personalities. The Adventure Core had an Indiana Jones thing going on, with the leather jacket and hat. The Fact Core was dressed like a teacher. The Space Core was wearing an astronaut-type jumpsuit. And Wheatley in a vest and tie, like the British gentleman he sounds and acts like. And their shirts and shoes corresponded to their colors, as well - green, pink, yellow, and blue. Very cleverly done. And they all did an excellent job portraying their characters.

[@Fluffybunniii]

@Becky Ritter Wheatley’s actually Irish-

[@mjh1299]

@Fluffybuniii No he’s not, his va is from Bristol which is in England, he also has a very strong southwest English accent

[@LatiloveOmg]

"There's a blue sky waiting for us!" *Did. They just-*

[@notyourdaughter666]

The Latiator oh, they did. _And oh, I cried_

[@Emmett--Draws]

Oohhh yeah, they did it.... *sob*

[@ms.mine_]

What did they?

[@amberdenney4217]

I don't get it

[@kittlesgames6808]

I don’t get it

[@god-vp9gy]

“ annnd let there be light! “ “ t-that was god. i just quoted god. “

[@makenziesmock5772]

Caroline sounded so terrified when she got taken away, it's such wonderful acting

[@Not_Rachel_A]

The scream as well

[@breathofthewild7016]

I NEED ONE OF THOSE JACKETS I NEED TO BE A TURRET I NEED THIS

[@suicidal.session]

@Geekenders please help us.

[@EvesEvilVideos]

I NEED

[@pastel_elf_aphelion]

I need to be a turret as well

[@snakefoolery2177]

me to where do you get a turret jacket

[@defective7340]

Trust me, you really don't...

[@tavvy4426]

When’s the third musical? Smh, just like valve.

[@notyourdaughter666]

CHARREDCHARLIE 44 honestly they should make one based on Blue Sky.

[@therealgaben5527]

They should add a part to the end where she is in endless field of grain and gets shot by combine gun ships

[@ohgreatheavens1]

@@notyourdaughter666 omg I would actually cry

[@eliaspeter7689]

@@notyourdaughter666 I would support that! I just read the novel it's amazing!

[@Silver5kull]

where's the FIRST musical

[@mars-cc2um]

i,, i hate being that person but the funniest part of this was the fact that, when wheatley started pointing about and messing with things my browser crashed at the PERFECT time

[@fricktics]

thank u kanaya, very cool

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Amazing!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ahrva538]

My internet crashed at that moment!

[@Avelithe]

Wheatley said the thing. He said Blue Sky. I am so happy. 😂

[@simplyvibinn5417]

WHAR HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA GAGAGAGAHAHAHAHA JAJAJAJAJA HAHA

[@Avelithe]

Bro are you okay 😆

[@Fastestmercin2fort]

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS THINKING THATT

[@nnov_tech_chan7891]

I did not get the thing about blue sky. Is it a song or something...

[@Pissfartbuttpoop]

RAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAGAGAGGAGA

[@Blossomie4]

In-game Want you Gone: emotionless yet had personality Musical Want you Gone: GLaDOS is extremely sassy and puts in lots of emotion.

[@theorangeislands5731]

It blew my mind when Wheatley started whistling still alive

[@BobMarley-vj3ol]

It was suprising

[@marcellafranco1510]

It made me so happy 😢😊

[@howldonovan5992]

I love how in poor unfortunate subjects at the end Wheatley is the only one trying to save her!

[@iainfoster7167]

Yeah it’s cute

[@garchamps]

Spoilers: The part where Cave Johnson coughs to bleep out Black Mesa [arses] while also foreshadowing his death is the most brilliant use of song censorship.

[@thechefuk5831]

wheatley just casually starts wisling still alive

[@potatomonika8796]

He was vibing

[@NorthSmile8089]

Wait when is that

[@purpleaccount7528]

WHEN!?!?!

[@renbiscotti1514]

@@purpleaccount7528 33:45

[@casteri]

@@purpleaccount7528 33:45

[@rebelrailz.]

15:57 Chell: _A P P L E ? !_ Wheatley/Fact/Adventure (Rick)/Space Cores: *gasp* :ooooo

[@mustard5382]

Space Core: *finally makes it to space* *Everyone liked that*

[@bradycicchini6994]

Imagine what this would look like if this got upgraded to a musical on Broadway?

[@jamiedunlop9641]

Unfortunately, at that point "Unauthorized" probably wouldn't cover it. :D

[@LW-fe9sq]

Im wheezing, i dont think anybody noticed but when chell kissed the adventure core you can hear wheatley in the backgroung "Oh your flirting with him now? you know i dont mind robo-sexuailty but ig you're gonna rub it in my face"

[@fairydraws]

lol

[@Sandvichman.]

Keyleth Of The Air Ashari For those looking for it, 1:43:17

[@heatheraird5401]

Keyleth Of The Air Ashari I KNOW I CANT

[@Monotail_Razuin]

Omg lol xD

[@codeyjordan3642]

Me: Gonna go to sleep. Me two hours later: GONNA GO TO SPACE!!

[@justabitsketchy]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[@boogurl4055]

I'm in space

[@leleroro1123]

SPACE!

[@Kids_Scissors]

Me another hour later: IMMA SNORT THIS MOON DUST

[@cherrykate1433]

Space space SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@cunkjunk]

the reprise of suddenly wheatley,,,, damn that stabbed me directly in the heart.

[@cunkjunk]

this musical is blessed content. all of it. all of it!!!

[@torquedawg1004]

how do they move so well with HEELS AS HIGH AS THAT?? ACTUAL GIRLBOSSES

[@frecklesandfries9209]

“What is that, 6ft 5in?? That’s STAGGERING-“ It’s also Stephen Merchant(Wheatley’s VA)’s cannon height, right?

[@theclockworksolution8521]

I'm pretty sure you're right

[@jessicajayes8326]

S'merch is 6 foot 7 but close enough.

[@soilology]

6'7

[@spicedtyler]

Lol, Canon? Real life isn't fiction. There's no 'canon' events, things either happened or they didn't lol. Lincoln's assassination isn't 'canon.' It's just an event that happened.

[@beckyritter7983]

Probably closer to that actor's height. Stephen Merchant is actually 6'7". They are pretty close in height, though.

[@praxibetelix1664]

8:13 I love how Wheatley's talking about how dangerous it would be for him to leave the management rail while Space, Rick, and Fact are right next to him, clearly not touching the rail and doing just fine. Ah, Wheatball. Such a mistake orb.

[@happybrilidays]

Broadway Neophyte lol xD

[@eclypse9505]

Broadway Neophyte OMG I LOVE THE NAMES, THEY MATCH SO WELL!!!

[@theorisingmatrix_mouse8991]

Broadway Neophyte he was connected to the rail, whereas Rick, Fact, and Space weren't meant to be on the management rail

[@TheAmorable]

*Says Rick instead of his core name.*

[@tavvy4426]

*_SUCH A MISTAKE ORB HEEHe_*