ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE THESE RIDDLES?

Are you smart enough to solve these 7 second riddles?
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[@jacksepticeye]

Huge wrinkle brain's only can like this video

[@joemomma6350]

Imagine jacksepticeye liking your comment 😌

[@dimplesramirez1173]

Big BRAIN

[@shabinmahir]

ayy gang gang

[@AgentBurgo]

Jack try ted Ed riddles if your real big wrinkle brain

[@Rishya_is_sleepy]

@@joemomma6350 what a glory day that would be

[@demonicfoxx1169]

Therapist: What do you do when your wife tells you to jump off a cliff? Guy: ... *y e e t* Therpist: NO

[@madeinhell5100]

"A child." "NO!"

[@demonicfoxx1169]

@@madeinhell5100 XD

[@arihanson3153]

THERPIST😂 I'm not correcting you this miss spelling just made me laugh so thank u

[@alexiss.2111]

Withered Bonnie me too

[@demonicfoxx1169]

@@arihanson3153 Oh shoot I didn't even notice that XD

[@havoclights9673]

Riddle: “Security searched all over the man for drugs, but they neve-“ Jack: “A S S”

[@shaanijolliffe2379]

Lmao I love this comment🤣

[@thatonelilbruh3104]

Ass

[@atoozsvathberenyi760]

jackass

[@anthonylee6112]

@@atoozsvathberenyi760 Jackassticeye

[@goblincyclops2166]

Awokwkowko

[@cookiegyu]

„Do you want to be the *newly-dead* couple?” Good one 😂

[@krystalcanfield3553]

Jack: There's someone under the bed. Also Jack: Edward Cullen what are you doing under there? Had me laughing my ass off.

[@elonthenormalside9994]

Riddle: "Security searched all over the man for the drugs, but they never find them." jacksepticeye: "'T H E Y ' R E U P H I S A S S."

[@candlewicke5769]

U P H I S A S S -

[@HazemKarim]

Rick Sanchez approves

[@volocerpator4955]

person wanting to use his toothpaste "this taste good"

[@tempzsttwo9858]

*A S S C H E E K S*

[@shaggiel3099]

The sad thing is, I’m pretty sure like prisoners or whatever try to smuggle stuff in like that (someone said that who supposedly went to prison for a year idk why)

[@tamozsenpai7896]

honestly, when i go through security of any kind i think “what if i accidentally have a gun”

[@aarondixon1589]

O no

[@comedicsociopathy]

Big oopsie!

[@nielspool9193]

I once toke a toy gun whit me in a plane they asked why I had it........i said '2 play whit it' then they saw it was a toy

[@couchfrenchfry6132]

I’m always afraid the TSA agent will say, “what’s that behind your ear, son?” Then pull either an m1911 or a desert eagle from behind my ear, then send me to jail

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

I can't laugh because that actually happened to my aunt.

[@SimplyVibin17]

My guess for the riddle at 11:00 would be that they originally found the same kind of riddle and the word was “Rise” because the ballerina “rises” to her toes, roosters help people “rise” in the morning, cranes lift (I.e. rise) things, and an alarm clock rises. But in order to not directly copy it they put a synonym to rise (the word climb) that made absolutely no sense to the context of the images.

[@rayganadamson2005]

Jack: likes riddles and is good at them, claims to have never failed one Also Jack: likes green The riddler:……

[@ryencecaracta8441]

You might be onto something...

[@yukikitsune7366]

Petition for Jack to play the Riddler in the next Batman movie.

[@ryencecaracta8441]

@@yukikitsune7366 signed

[@ursidae97]

He could totally voice act it

[@loki4807]

I like the Diddler more tbh.

[@metricarrow7838]

“Dude this popcorn is bomb”, “yeah its great”, “no literally its a bomb!”

[@nikharmalik6090]

"Yeah.... It's great.." 🌚

[@whyyousalty9186]

Grammatically doesn't make sense.

[@Littleman02]

@@whyyousalty9186 shut.

[@milkee6615]

bombcorn

[@monique-ninie6374]

I see dynamite in his popcorn

[@dearil8007]

"Either die of poison, *die of death,* or go through the door." ~jacksepticeye, 2020

[@tanlumarikruger9476]

Ahahahahhahahahah

[@rexbethechicken5320]

The mayans didnt have pyramids thousands of yes ago they built them in the 15th century

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

Plus if the mushrooms are poisonous, the simple solution is to just not eat them.

[@dearil8007]

I think fall damage is more appropriate

[@toruhagakure7070]

Aight ima go die of death now

[@Hyrixous]

I think to explain the "climb" riddle, this is a game of Crashbox's Think Tank. The goal of the game is to find out what word they all have in common with. For example: Q: What do these objects have in common? A piece of ham A cigarette A gang traitor A: they're all things you smoke. You can smoke ham You can smoke a cigarette And the gang traitor? Smoke em.

[@blackout6411]

I'll be honest with you, with the trapped in the Mayan tomb thing. I naturally vote for the plants because aside from the Mayans wouldn't use an iron door like that and it wasn't visible from outside, the plants need some sort of sunlight to grow. The whole reason I voted for the guy's wife in the power outage homicide was exclusively due to the weapon he had been stabbed by. A Doctor, nurse, or any employee wouldn't need to bring a knife from home since they all have access to plenty of possible weapons and he was stabbed with a kitchen knife. With the bad guy in the movie theater, I was thinking it was one of the ladies in the lower right (the viewer's right) because there is an unattended bag among them and nobody brings a bag that big to a movie theater but I should have been paying closer attention to the guy in the brown coat. I appreciate the comment about how people with glasses are smart, I needed a little pickmeup today.

[@bfwb3321]

The hospital one makes no sense anyway, they have backup generators to keep them going during a power outage.

[@minionyou9167]

Oh my God. You're literally wrinkled

[@blackout6411]

​@@minionyou9167 I got some bad news Minion, I'm not old, just experienced.

[@mafaldaviana9060]

And also the plants are poisonous??? You need to eat them to die???? They're not venomous mushrooms??????

[@teodanu-soare8839]

There is dynamite in a popcorn bag on the left

[@derpychicken522]

"He turned around, He said his last word" "A P P L E S"

[@ok-uq6in]

Yes

[@Monarch_Souls]

I think you mean "I like trains"

[@246kisses]

Annulment!

[@ozzie6447]

suddenly, pineapples

[@fateerah851]

@@Monarch_Souls meme died 12 years ago

[@Skremks]

Can you imagine your significant other telling you to jump off a cliff and you just spin around and say "Divorce."

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Divorce heheheee

[@N1ghth4wk110]

My mother has been a victim of divorce

[@hazembataineh9076]

@@N1ghth4wk110 sorry bro

[@N1ghth4wk110]

@@hazembataineh9076 it’s good

[@albertsfit3694]

No dislikes

[@GrGr828]

2:21 i love how dedicated jack is to “their up his ass” 😂😂😂

[@themug406]

Go back to preschool and learn the difference between their/they're

[@craigyeates1854]

@@themug406 let me guess, you’re going to be bitchy about the fact they didn’t use proper punctuation too?🙄😂

[@elwoodreynolds3810]

Jack: have you ever been one of those people with no drugs on you Me: no

[@64KOs]

Wait what

[@adammiller5207]

“Who’s the kid’s father” Sean: neither Me: both, they're a gay couple and adopted the kid.

[@adammiller5207]

and if anyone is wondering why they're on different benches the answer is social distancing, and they are not breaking quarantine by going to the park they set up a sandbox in their back yard because they're good dads.

[@stefs2512]

@@adammiller5207 *they're

[@cliberty165]

Nice

[@probably_seohyun]

I see, you're a man of culture as well (no, I don't read Yaoi)

[@bronzelaugh2350]

👏👏

[@KainaX122]

“That’s not a riddle. That’s a preference.” Me: “You must be new here”

[@jesuschrist8054]

I saw 7 second riddles and got sad

[@mandarinablue8438]

@@jesuschrist8054 oof yeah. Aren't they the same guys with 5 min crafts or sum shit?

[@kadeegass270]

Jack: “I have a very wrinkly brain” Also Jack: gags on his glasses

[@GranRey-0]

15:00 I thought 4 was gonna be "Granny's got arthritis"

[@moremorerie54]

“So you either die by poison, die by death or go through a door.” -Jack, 2020

[@RGC_animation]

I would like a die by death please

[@welcome2myhappyworld]

You only die by poison if you ingest it though...

[@moremorerie54]

@@welcome2myhappyworld oh wait a minute-

[@jayneparker1782]

@Stick i could be wrong, but wouldn't then be a toxin instead of a poison, or am i just not smart

[@jayneparker1782]

@Stick fair enough

[@parkiepooh2353]

Doctor: "I was talking to a patient" My brain: Imagines Doctor saying, "How do you like being stabbed, Jim?" as he stabs him.

[@chunky8684]

doctor: *proceeds to stab*

[@toomuchtime4896]

*28 stab wounds!*

[@kattt.mp4]

*"you are a saucy boy, doctor"* *"What you jim?"* [He stabs him]

[@smichel869]

R.I.P Jim 😩

[@user-qo4oh5ht1y]

@@toomuchtime4896 Y O U D I D T W A N T T O L E A V E H I M A C H A N C E H U H ?

[@jpgevan]

14:00 "yeah guys im into this, aawh solving murders has never been so lit" LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@teyhabahe9980]

Whenever I'm sad I come back and rewatch this video because it always makes me cry laughing how he says "I'm smarty" with his grin at 12:06

[@definitelynotalizard]

They thought Gerald was cheating, but he actually just looks real fine in six inch platforms.

[@cozmicmic]

XD

[@cooper_ae]

He really makes those high heels work *cue Brendon Urie dancing*

[@definitelynotalizard]

@@cooper_ae He's not as think as you drunk he is

[@alexisoelberg7448]

I read that as Geralt and now I'm just picture the Witcher in platforms 😂

[@definitelynotalizard]

@@alexisoelberg7448 Toss a dollar bill to your Witcher

[@johnbailey5835]

Jack/Sean: My brain... So large, so wrinkled. Also Jack/Sean: It's secret dad number C! *Number* C

[@whatamidoinghere9085]

*LETTER* 3 *NUMBER* C

[@steelpump100]

you're simply too small brain to understand words from large wrinkly brain jack

[@Cold_Sapphire]

I didnt even notice that

[@jayolila3046]

@@steelpump100 exactly

[@giornogiovaanapp9365]

Hey don’t forgot “and then one minute you wake up dead”

[@cayswi4236]

Jack: My brain is wrinkled, Big brain time. Also Jack: My Brain has never worked a day in it's life

[@MorganAndreaa]

Jack. You’re fucking hilarious. Thank you.

[@Jamie-ko6ux]

Jack: the drugs are up his arse 7-second riddle: No they were in his toothpaste- Jack: The toothpaste was up his arse

[@cassieesmee8005]

I would probably choose to put it up my ass rather than in my toothpaste bottle... They usually throw those away here whenever you're travelling, unless it's a mini toothpaste 🤣

[@farr2600]

@@cassieesmee8005 first of all, ew. Second of all... I'd do the same.

[@iris8840]

@@farr2600 XD

[@ismaelrios2286]

@@farr2600 hmm delicious

[@robertbanachowski1546]

P O O P A S T E

[@youranimeguy1278]

"Will you jump for me?" "Divorce."

[@dinosaurasher]

This is so funny. I thought Jack calling the soap bar a clam was hilarious but I lost it when he did the bit about the stiletto on the dashboard and then said they have basketballs in New York. I’m still laughing about that last one.

[@Gacha_gays]

Oh, so it's soap

[@alexjewett7455]

I thought it was a makeup thingy.

[@prikshitsharma3305]

Yes we definitely want more of these things Love them

[@thegongoozler5920]

“My brain is so large, my brain is so big, my brain so wrinkled in here” Jack, don’t lie to us. As we all know, your brain is a potato.

[@sayeed1413]

Whoever doesn’t sub to me are simps can I get 100 Subs

[@kyri1s_413]

@@sayeed1413 no

[@hanaeve__]

@SAYEED Simp.

[@ardentgeldenhuys5702]

No he is the spud

[@scissorsdont]

a big, smart, wrinkly potato

[@youngharvey3373]

7 second riddles logic: Jimmy is dying of a heart disease. His dog Kevin likes to bark at the neighboor. Their’s a snail 1000feet from Jimmy. His brother Gerald is visiting. Jimmy died. Who killed him? Right answer: The snail had a magic laser gun so he teleported and killed Jimmy.

[@maeforreal]

It's sad that you're not wrong

[@jackwalsh1185]

alternate answer his neighbour because his dog wouldnt shut the fuck up

[@jackwalsh1185]

because what else do u do when a dog is baking at you

[@legseeall2334]

Lmao 😂

[@chillsis1650]

It’s like really really sad that you aren’t wrong

[@TNiinja]

I’d love to see Sean do a reaction to Riddle Me This! Or better yet some of the TedEd riddles, they are fun. 😄

[@PalisadePeryton]

TedEd is just math lol

[@JCNiinja]

@@PalisadePerytonThey have logic riddles as well

[@theasigamer1617]

Jack: Person with a corn on the cob. Me: That is true but there is a literally lady in the jumper with dynamite in her popcorn.

[@Jay-rq9fo]

Jack, to wear glasses you technically have to fail a test.

[@ovoid_ovvie]

Sunglasses

[@projectretro8243]

@@ovoid_ovvie you fail the test of being a baller and just staring at the sun to wear sunglasses

[@ovoid_ovvie]

@@projectretro8243 um what

[@LittleJP34]

@@ovoid_ovvie Wait you never stared into the sun to get glasses?

[@ovoid_ovvie]

@@LittleJP34 you'd have to do it for too long for your instincts to allow you to.

[@Alice-dv4wt]

Others:- "I am smart" "I am intelligent" "I am clever" "I am quick witted" Jack:- MY BRAIN IS WRINKLED

[@plestern08]

Me: i smort

[@LunaProtogen]

People who say that they are smart usually aren’t. It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[@dornk406]

My brain rich of bigness

[@polyminutes8788]

My brain is load of bleach Because of r34

[@binnie_77]

I'm sad I read I am a smart I hate myself

[@hiveofbees5577]

Jack needs to do more of these videos.

[@Can-0-Soup]

1:18 we need to force 7 second riddles to add jack's singing over their intro.

[@thedoggydoggerton]

“What did the man say when his wife told him to jump off the waterfall” I’m not even kidding, my first thought was “yeet”

[@hello.5911]

Same

[@thefifthwheels]

me to buddy, me to

[@milotheservant7266]

Fucking CRINGE, but I can say that because Dr saying that I am too

[@Thinking-OutLoud]

me too lol

[@Jiblits007]

*Y E E T*

[@whitewolf152]

Jack: My brain is big brain Also Jack: ITS UP HIS ARSE

[@tierneyocasey447]

Lol

[@tierneyocasey447]

I liked your comment

[@yomamaboyfriendhaha]

Me googo

[@Devil-gx9lp]

Ok

[@GAMINGOBRIEN69]

larry lawton intensifies

[@akariizumi4221]

"Two, die of death" -Jacksepticeye 2020 I love it

[@leahrichelle5252]

I have watched this video so many times that I can quote the entire intro by memory but can’t remember if I drank any water at all today

[@pixelberry8054]

When Jack gets a right answer: *Starts to gloat about how wrinkle brained he is* When Jack gets a wrong answer: *Defends himself with realistic logic against the riddle’s answer*

[@Avellania]

To be fair, they have a lot of riddles where the answer is complete bs. They are either based on assumptions, prejudices or subjective opinions. I remember one riddle about a burglary. It was a building with 3 apartments and they questioned each tennant. The solution was that one of the tennants was actually the burglar. Everything okay so far. Then it got weird. The burglar was a ginger woman. How did they know that she wasn't the tennant? There was a red dress draped over a chair in the background and "no woman with red hair would ever wear red".

[@guffguy289]

Fair

[@YukaiUreshii]

@@Avellania The mental gymnastics required for that last statement. ._.

[@kyuubinaruto17]

@@Avellania Okay, you totally got me there. I was going to say that since you only get 7 seconds the answers, by necessity, can't be too complex and must sometimes just have the most likely suspect be guilty. That one, though, would have pissed me off. Screw all the ones with "comments" as the "answer." The majority of them seem to be "we don't have any idea, so we'll just ask the viewers to come up with an answer for us."

[@Avellania]

@@kyuubinaruto17 I have the theory that all the "comments" riddles simply don't have an answer. Or at least not a definite one. They are either so vague that you have no idea or there are so many weird details that there are several possible solutions.It's just a trick to get a lot of comments under the video.

[@acehamelinck2330]

No one gonna talk about how the hospital guy “wakes up dead”

[@sandram.433]

Yeah! I immediately went to the comments and no one mentioned it. Smoothbrainers smh

[@josephg94]

That reminded me of Scary Movie paradox scenes

[@greyceenewman3680]

me every morning :)

[@BriannaJoy00]

This one really got me

[@shannyashannon3912]

Honestly growing up in the bad part of town with a majority of me friends being black and labeled as "getto" the "wake up dead" this is so normal in my dialect I didnt think it was odd till I watched the video again and saw the comments lmao

[@birdsnestfern5635]

Riddle: Who killed Jim? Me: Willie McCoy, but back home they call him Slim

[@Mattie_Apparently]

Loved, "Suddenly the door behind you closes and you are TARPED." XD I love how he just casually said it to!

[@aemilia5492]

Jack: I’ve got big brain Jack: *reads trapped as tarpped*

[@emmamaun7092]

Emily Hutton HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY DIED

[@collinverkoyen2764]

AHA POOR

[@01aamritsenxisc25]

Robin Torkar Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish KZbinr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

[@samuel_is_awesome]

oh shit i didnt see this before commenting, sorry!

[@autriciacupido9268]

🤣🤣🤣

[@noodlesandsprite7052]

“He’s gone way inside.” Oh how I love 7-second riddles and their way with words

[@mrfrogkingg]

T H E Y R E U P H I S A S S.

[@cheesebiscuits6323]

Did you know, they are run by the same company as 5 minute crafts.

[@TheUnderscore_]

@@cheesebiscuits6323 I mean I'd assume so...

[@ok-uq6in]

@@TheUnderscore_ lol same

[@Quinlin_9000]

Jack: We're off to a good start- Also Jack: DAMNIT, IT WAS ME

[@deeformed2475]

Honestly for the toothpaste one my reason for guessing was that they always take it out of your bag and examine it when at the TSA

[@shannonroper1]

“Boom, terrorist” great choice of words Sean 👀

[@hiimapop7755]

He's big wrinkly brain boy, he obviously knows what's he's doing, you smol smooth brain dum dum.

[@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings]

@@hiimapop7755 I blend my brain so it's smooth.

[@Kook_Krazy]

Chunky brain

[@sarahadams4950]

True owo

[@pale3648]

Ha! These simpletons with their wrinkly brains, I am the almighty one with NO BRAIN!

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

Ah yes. A ballerina, a rooster, a construction site, and an alarm clock all have something in common. *C l i m b*

[@timothy7437]

Yes obviously bc Climb = Balleroolarmsite

[@oldsoul1384]

Rooster: they climb to rest at night Construction sight: you have to climb scaffolding on some sights Ballerinas: they have to climb to the top to be the best Alarm clock: when people hear them, they climb out of bed BOOM I'M A GENIUS P.S. I know this is really cringy, don't make fun of me😂😂

[@timothy7437]

@@oldsoul1384 lol

[@oldsoul1384]

@@timothy7437 my IQ is unmatched..

[@timothy7437]

@@oldsoul1384 yes

[@animal_lover4712]

Jack: I can either die of poison, die of DEATH or the door Me: isn't dying of death all of them

[@millo7295]

Love how Jack does the Michael Myers ambiance and next minute DEAD BODY

[@narwalace3823]

Jack: "Nobody who is single cleans! The people in a relationship clean because they dont want there partner to see how much of a slob they are!!!" Me: *feels very called out*

[@mycroft3322]

narwalace saaaaaaaame

[@galaxdoodles1843]

Ssssaaaaammmeee

[@adamautumnnadratowski8138]

me too

[@nostera5142]

Me, a selfromantic: There is a third option, Jack...

[@matthewperera2087]

9:20 “die of death” Ah yes, death was caused by death

[@MigattenoBlakae]

Autopsy Report Name: John Doe Sex: Male Cause of Death: Death

[@johanngloi8461]

2 dead found dead

[@robertbanachowski1546]

HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR

[@aeiztaloraezi7687]

People die when they are killed, y'know

[@koshikageyira4163]

Lifen't

[@steampunkdragon4907]

The timing of the ad I got at 6:17 was perfect. "He told her just one word" and then it immediately went to an ad like when TV shows cut to commercials at intense moment. It was funny.

[@SilverFlame819]

LMFAO!!! I paused the video at "Climb" and said, "What?!" Then I hit Play and you did the same thing. Hilarious.

[@denzelgonzales3854]

"Suddenly, the door behind you closes and you are tarped."

[@jeeode8289]

“OH NO! I’M A TARP” “Tsk tsk tsk... you have fallen into my *tarp.* “

[@suchomimustenerensis]

SOMEONE HELP ME IME TARPED HEEEELPEIKDHKDGDJRFJDMRJDNHDHDUISKSJMMGEKWFWNIDGD

[@trumpetskeleton1418]

Defeat the monster with the beartarp

[@ihatescottsdale251]

I’m wheezing at this comment and replies

[@ihatescottsdale251]

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you’ve fallen right into my tarp”

[@Gust_The_Man]

"People who wear glasses are way smarter than everybody else" Me who wears glasses : Fails every single riddle the video gave me

[@jessicaward6818]

I guess getting married isn’t considered a proof of your love anymore

[@gwendalynnwatkins1296]

Well, with all that infidelity, I don't blame her mistrust

[@elgenerico5453]

Welcome to current year, Population: everyone

[@Will-o-Share]

Sadly it really isn't anymore

[@thaliaburton3903]

...... Wait, what about the people who married for money???

[@joeporter11]

Nah just tax breaks

[@braynceltheartificer]

Honestly, I think those "riddles" lowered my intelligence.

[@matiasgarciacasas558]

Every second i spent watching those things was killing my braincells

[@KiwiChanVR]

Same bruh

[@salguodthegreat3317]

Agreed

[@MLGsniper-oo8xp]

True lol

[@jameswarf6456]

my brain is now smooth, like raw chicken breast

[@presidentroarie_7063]

At about 3:30, that whole thing about being freaked out about having drugs accidentally somehow is how I always describe my anxiety

[@Reygzzz]

it's either the corn on the cob lady or the guy with a whole wine bottle in his bag

[@nekku2287]

13:39 ” One second you’re lying alone in a hospital bed, power goes out, the next minute _you_ _wake_ _up_ _dead_ ”

[@scottandjudegrimley8847]

Hold up you cant wake up dead

[@diobrando108]

Scott and Jude Grimley r/woooosh

[@sampeartree]

Yea when I heard him say that, I-

[@kavaler1471]

Djema4281 Ffjthdncrrt55 It’s not a woooshable thing, cmon mate I don’t think you understood this comment

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

God, I hate it when that happens..

[@faith9196]

Absolutely nobody: 7 second riddles: *he’s got his legs crossed. He’s gone w a y inside*

[@thevoodooman1609]

I don't think they realize that just because you're relaxed, that doesn't mean you can't have a boner. The reason guys get boners is because of a certain muscle relaxing. That's why guys can just be zoning out in math and then BAM! Boner.

[@_.B00._]

@@thevoodooman1609 what, no one mentioned boner anywhere

[@eravixx6626]

@@thevoodooman1609 Nobody.. Said it is a boner... Are you.. Okay?

[@TakeMeToParadize]

TheVoodooman1 😂😂😂

[@demonicfoxx1169]

Way inside...? W a y inside...... *OH GOD NO*

[@kingofsneks4328]

5:15 This was the moment Gerald's wife found out Gerald Is a Drag Queen on the weekend

[@loopylollypop6998]

“One minute the lights are out and you’re in your hospital bed- the next minute you wake up dead” Best thing I’ve ever heard

[@StellarGal]

5:58 "Do you want to be the newly DEAD couple?" *that made me laugh so hard, my eyes are sweating*

[@AlextheBug9]

Turd

[@mikantsumiki5779]

“You wake up dead” Best line of all time.

[@haydenweck2956]

your a GhOsT thats how

[@lewdogzombies]

14:24 I think you can talk to someone in the dark, even though you can’t see them you can still talk 😂😂

[@kristiice7110]

Perhaps the tea was made prior to the power going out, and enjoyed in the dark

[@slayla2494]

“Die of death” Ah yes and this floor here is made of floor.

[@marble5256]

I laughed too hard at this 😂

[@01aamritsenxisc25]

Robin Torkar Robin. Robin Torkar, known by his online pseudonym as either Pixlpit or betapixl, is a Swedish KZbinr who is Jacksepticeye's editor and close friend.

[@rat7100]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@evansheridan2405]

I wheezed

[@ashleypennycoff5515]

He also said the guy in the hospital “wakes up dead” 😂😂

[@Alpha-Maia]

“Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?” OML I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks

[@EspeciallyOnetinez]

Alpha Maia I came to the comments just to see if anyone wrote this here 😂😂 newlyweds? How about newly deads

[@mechmaru]

The Divorce got me again

[@bigmacs9323]

my brain, so large. thats some A tier grammar right there, a 100% genius

[@andrewsunday7705]

this is the funniest video i was laughing so hard the whole time. climb

[@emiwee9309]

Sean: "I don't trust anyone who can make tea in the dark." Me at 2am making tea: "Um...." *chucks teacup*

[@dakotawarrior9293]

I love how you didn't say chugs tea, you said chugs teacup. you consume the cup as well to hide the evidence.

[@emiwee9309]

@@dakotawarrior9293 Haha this made me laugh :)

[@jahzielperalta484]

U drink tea at 2 a.m? Ooohh

[@haydenweck2956]

YOU KILLED HIM *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN*

[@brodypeterson9502]

“HES AN ORPHAN” had me DYING🤣

[@RemyOfRosendale]

“The Falls” could be a decent story - imagine a ghost/spirit falling in love and getting their lover to die the same way they did so they can haunt a place together

[@beefboss4587]

Jack: “I’m very wrinkle in my brain.” Also jack: “Number C”

[@ssupersic]

Yo you watch seán and poof!? Epic!!!

[@melancholi]

Two facepalms. 1: "Jack" said Number C 2: You called him Jack. Him name is Seán. S, E, Á, N. Seán.

[@ssupersic]

@@melancholi seán*

[@bandaidcheerios2309]

@@ssupersic : you may have outsmarted him, but i outsmarted your outsmarting

[@cosmofire5657]

@@melancholi he doesn't mind being called sean OR jack. why do so many people make this mistake?

[@hurricanepico5351]

Jack: I'm so wrinkle brain Also Jack: *reads trapped as tarped*

[@marshallkili7774]

Isn't it common for intelligent people to do that since their brain works faster

[@nakulaman]

@@marshallkili7774 that's not what being intelligent means

[@marshallkili7774]

@@nakulaman you know what...I don't remember commenting this. Must've been my younger cousin lol. She has a tendency to get on my KZbin and say random stuff. 🤣

[@patootie3529]

@@nakulaman yes it does. more intelligent people make mistakes like these often, as well as have inevitably ugly handwriting because their brains think so far ahead compared to the average person. they can mess up sentences, typing and handwriting and often don't even notice

[@patootie3529]

@@marshallkili7774 your younger cousin is knowledgeable

[@TheCoolDragon100]

7:40 Secret dad ‘number’ C. Oh yeah Jack, real big brain there 😂👍

[@akshatyadav9467]

Sean: Let's do some Riddles Me: Starts having MAJOR Half Blood Prince flashbacks

[@NoirHerBeloved]

Jack: only big wrinkly brains allowed Proceeds to read trapped as tarped

[@-skeleton-5368]

That's a good catch! Lmao 😄

[@gaming_hawk5200]

jack: "people with glasses are smarter" me *looks at all the classes i'm failing*

[@wolflordchaos6872]

gaming Hawk moi aussi

[@L4NTT1I]

@@wolflordchaos6872 Mitä vittua

[@fishcer9132]

you cant fail them if you cant see them-

[@Jiblits007]

I have a friend who wears glasses, forgets them half the time, and is a complete dumbass

[@AdamIsNotHere]

Maybe they are broken. Try different glasses.

[@sophiephlips-clarke5894]

On the riddle where Jim was stabbed to death, the cleaning lay may of already made the tea before the power went out

[@torsuk]

Jack: How are you gonna boil water if there's no power? The gas cooker: *just exists*

[@timstolper9664]

“The toothpaste because he never carries a toothbrush” Me : He was also carrying a razor and had no shaving cream so what’s your point

[@pissingshitting]

Tim Stolper he used the toothpaste as his shaving cream lmao

[@diamondlion681]

Maybe he’s a masochist

[@annukindaswag]

They’re practically saying “if you don’t have a basketball hoop why u have basketball?🤨”

[@hwhwakra657]

@@annukindaswag nah, more like they carry the ring everywhere, but they never carry the ball

[@annukindaswag]

hwhw Akra oh sh*t whoever did that they fuck*n smooth brain

[@hannnnnnaaaahhhhh]

Jack: “my brain is so big!” Also jack: “I don’t think my brain has worked a day in its entire life”

[@Cabinzguy]

13:40

[@socksok]

It's so big that it knows all. It does not need to work.

[@Ender_OMS]

it's so big that it doesn't need to work

[@aH-yx8uf]

8:57

[@theactionjackson5734]

I literally just wrote the same comment plz don’t think I stole

[@andrewpechota7393]

“The next minute you wake up dead” great logic

[@rachow2371]

them: "there's a bomb in the popcorn" me, an intellectual: "the bomb in the popcorn is a distraction to cause hysteria so corncob lady can strike"

[@zoom1714]

“die of death” Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@min._.nolonger86]

IM- LMAOOOO XDD

[@headlesszebra9857]

nurse: makes tea power: goes out nurse: drinks tea she made bc why waste it jack: she killed a man!

[@alexisford-campbell3140]

🤣

[@presleydiep527]

Jack: you can't make tea in the dark! Gas stoves: :-(

[@gregorypoirier6588]

it was a cleaning lady

[@cheeto.burrito]

iced tea: am i a joke to you

[@ItsLanaLeslie]

Jack: My brain... So large, so wrinkled. Also Jack: "...Next minute, you wake up dead!" 😂

[@The_0ne_True_Kat]

jim gonzales: jackseptieye:no jim anybody but jim!

[@breemapry]

“Okay. Incredibly dangerous. Do you wanna be the newly dead couple?” That killed me😂.

[@vahidmk7579]

For real😂

[@markdelacruz9890]

I laughed way harder than I should've

[@lincolnchristensen9940]

“next minute you wake up dead” -jack septiceye pretty smooth brain of you