Wild Conspiracy Theories

I had people send me wild conspiracy theories on instagram and this is what I got.
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[@kylafrazier8097]

“but in the olden days, people were better” “they were dumb and racist” LMAOOO

[@Charliebubs]

kyla frazier I came to the comments as soon as I heard him say that 🤣 truest thing ever said!

[@chloelol6344]

Ariana Martinez same

[@herosoul2604]

I was like so true tho

[@sequoiamiller8065]

All generations could learn something from each other

[@ALostScientist]

Iconic

[@jacobcruik]

wow these are really totally wild

[@spunchbob360]

Yes yes they are

[@ivannapsanchez]

Hiiii Jacob LOVE YOU BABE

[@ivannapsanchez]

Both of youuu

[@tabithatrotter1151]

Reply 🥺

[@feitanmorow]

totally whew

[@rachelelizabeth9904]

praying for Lucas’ little hamster on the way 🙏

[@gacharse1534]

It's already here, I know it's a cute hamster babie (baby)!!

[@groffsauce1872]

If your ever sad, just remember the world has been around for a long time, but you're alive at the same time as the cruikshank brothers

[@beefynubs7363]

also fred so idk how much that will cheer me up

[@anna_banana414]

I wonder if people used to say that about being alive at the same time as like Hippocrates 😭😭

[@grammernotzi]

*you're Sorry, I had to. 😁

[@groffsauce1872]

@@grammernotzi lol thanks

[@yk-db4ot]

Honey we are in the middle of a pandemic so i'm not sure how much this info will cheer me up lmao

[@kellyeileen9875]

Now that Shane's gone, Jacob can step in to take over the conspiracy world. Edit: Dam 500 likes! We're on some new shittake mushrooms now.

[@thatmama11]

Shane isn’t gone

[@alexacarral71]

Hahahaha omg

[@joshualopez9378]

Yes pls

[@claudia-ph5rq]

Kyley • well who’s gonna be watching him now lmao

[@caraghwilms5588]

Kyley • you look like the kind of girl that would be chill with all the shit shane’s done.

[@hopearrazola8401]

"Can we turn on the air? I'll venmo you"

[@korimadison3303]

A BIRTH CONTROL TEST. lucasssssss

[@thatmama11]

“Can you turn on the air? I’ll Venmo you” 😂😂

[@jeffrey3144]

What if the real world is just blackness and oxygen is a drug that makes us see everything. That’s why if you don’t breath you just pass out and blackness I’m surrounds you

[@algaegreen8]

and than when you die you just actually go to the real world

[@grammernotzi]

🤔........ 🤯

[@Jazmyn35]

*stranger things theme song*

[@ellerypalculict3221]

"She should be....go to jail." -Jacob I'm gonna live my life by this quote now.

[@1AndOnlyJaclyn]

The Disney Frozen theory is that they created the movie so that when people google searched “Disney Frozen” or “Is Walt Disney frozen?”, their search results will be flooded with the movie instead of the conspiracy theories about Walt being frozen

[@marian3nene45]

4:54 ICarly, anyone? ITake On Dingo!!Remember when Carly and the gang went and found Charles Dingo's frozen head, I don't know why I just remembered that 😂

[@anthonypappas4043]

We're going to kick them in their dingos lol.

[@marian3nene45]

@@anthonypappas4043 best line of the episode 🤣🤣

[@-_justchillininmbox_-1972]

my sister was like “but he’s gay...” and she sounded so sad LMAOAOA (pregnancy thing)

[@rayraygaleva9493]

this comment made me visualize someones ass going off their body and then reappearing again repeatedly

[@harumi4250]

RayRay Galeva what..?

[@spinjitzu]

Harumi “LMAOAOA = laughing my ass off ass off ass”

[@-_justchillininmbox_-1972]

RayRay Galeva HAHAAH

[@jonasalexander]

@@rayraygaleva9493 laughing my ass off and on again

[@Daisy77845]

No they made frozen to cover up when you search Walt Disney frozen it will show up the movie

[@AndreaMagdalena]

It’s Minecraft Master wooooooooow so true!!!!

[@KJ-qd4ek]

Omg yeah!!

[@rubyweiner5816]

lol next there gonna make a movie called anti semetic so that when u search up is Walt Disney antisemetic the movie will show instead of the truth😹😹😹

[@jaytoussaint9598]

Jon Solo on KZbin will tell you the origin of it. It was interesting.

[@beablejuice]

remember when iCarly did a spoof of the "Walt Disney's head is frozen" theory for an episode? that was wild

[@fatcat1431]

Omg I remember thAt too

[@user.7710]

when i watched that episode when i was little (the episode is iTake On Dingo or something like that) i never realized dingo was a parody of Disney. i just watched it recently and then realized it’s kind of cool too because i think that episode came out before conspiracy theories were _really_ popular

[@janie..]

I love Jacob and Lucas like they just seem so fun to be around

[@margpamo]

A "birth control test" is something that should be invented

[@clare3835]

obsessed with the concept of everyone jumping at the same time to see what happens

[@ilovecats2217]

Vsauce made a video about that in case you ever wanna check it out:)

[@TaradiseOfficial]

Lucas is dressed like Spongebob, but I stand.

[@AriaSilvermist1301]

Lucas: cut that part out Jacob: 👁👄👁

[@themilknevercameback1991]

I’m happy I’m not the only one that has a weird obsession with JonBenet and her murder

[@alexnikki515]

Ok but the true question is, who do you think killed her? 🤔

[@themilknevercameback1991]

Alex Rodriguez her dad

[@mksketchms]

@@alexnikki515 her brother for sure

[@krabhadie9986]

mimi I kinda agree

[@mksketchms]

@Lexi Man her brother on Ellen seemed very mentally disturbed from the trauma but that's what makes people think he did it by mistake

[@sarccharine]

JACOB! a conspiracy series would be so cool! And maybe you thinking of new ones and explaining them!!

[@DarkHarvest666]

Someone has weed and isn’t sharing.

[@claudia-ph5rq]

Squeedily Spooch nope they’re just like this lmao

[@thanehand]

“SHE SHOULD GO TO JAIL!” lol this video should go viral it was so funny! You two also have great brother chemistry.... I wish I had that relationship in my family hahaha KEEP IT UP!

[@kaylatierney6202]

the theory about all jumping at the same time to “break earth” reminds me of trying to break the ice in animal jam LMAO

[@corrina9119]

Jacob's inspirational speech for 2020: we don't need phones... wow 👏

[@nixcklm]

Jacob is right I need to start reading books so I can explore my body

[@AshleysAesthetic]

The only channel I can go to knowing I’ll constantly be giggling through the entirety of the video

[@qyutie]

shane dawson whoooo? conspiracy queen jacob where you at

[@laneysflopera]

shane yæw* his real name 🤬

[@qyutie]

ye i know but people know him as shane dawson

[@lindseyhiatt89]

The best brothers to ever live

[@allialvarez7726]

4:50 they haven’t seen the picture of the satanic princess though she looks just like Taylor

[@JamesMaverickBird]

Lucas' amazing sentence @15:51 "That's for sure..! It all makes sense. That actually... opened up so many - like I've always wondered so many things and now I don't wonder cause that solved them all. "

[@amandaaivettee]

Idk why it’s so satisfying to watch specifically Lucas and Jacob eat 👁👄👁 like they just do it different 😌✨

[@gabriellemary1448]

I loved this video so much. I love how it just felt like I was having a conversation with Lucas and Jacob

[@maggiet644]

Watching these videos makes me happy. You two have such positive vibes. 💕💕💕

[@kellikilburn4395]

Oh my god I love you and Lucas so much I've been watching you guys for a couple years now and I'm obsessed 😂

[@alanismarie7817]

I love there channels because I feel like I’m talking to my friends. Like I feel like we are all friends and bonding I love my thic bois ❤️

[@ZoeMiilk]

I’ve been waiting 9 months for Jacob to start his conspiracy theory series and I’m still waiting

[@katelynnmcfarlane9750]

i always thought tostionos pizza rolls had an s but it’s actually totinos and when i found out i cried because i lied to myself for many years

[@DarA-vh5zo]

The berenstein bears one will forever trip me out. I read all the books and had the vhs when I was a kid I know for a fact it was Berenstein now they’re tryna tell us it’s always been “Berenstain” absolutely not 😭

[@JadneParks]

Has Jacob actually made more than 20 videos without Lucas?

[@cierraeras]

12:44 JACOB THAT’S MY CONSPIRACY THEORY AND NOW I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MY TOMATO SOUP DMS I EXPECT THE TOMATO SOUP VIDEO

[@chriscarhart4775]

i dream that interactions happen between me and my family recently and then I have to ask them if it happened or not

[@adrian_hook]

omg I thought I was the only one who thought Demi and Selena secretly dated back in the day *o:* Like Demi is bi and Selena def seems like one of those girls who’d do stuff w/ girls but then pretend it never happened. And if you watch the videos they used to do together they seemed like such a couple I s2g

[@laurenj7468]

there was literally a whole fandom for them back in like 2010 that i was a part of as an 11 year old lol. i remember a common theory was that demi's song "stop the world" is about selena

[@jennanicole6346]

Your channel is so under rated. You and your brother are so funny.

[@madeline3044]

the awkwardness and tension in this, love it

[@Princessayam]

Anyone want chicken nuggets?

[@Princessayam]

okay fine oh wait there’s no chicken nugget emoji!!!!!😭😭😭😭

[@billyf89]

I just got chili’s

[@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks]

*Heck Yeah!!!*

[@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks]

*Like, duh, why yo asking*

[@ginacheck]

Love that Lucas is wearing his seat belt

[@Raido95]

Conspiracy - we are All just charecters in a persons imagination

[@purrronica]

Jacob you’re doing great with the chopsticks!

[@Spookyglam]

Just to add(for whoever cares ) chapstick that is vaseline or petroleum based make your lips feel moisturized when you first put it on but ultimately dry them out making you repeat the process and feel dependant on the product. Always use beeswax or Shea butter based chapstick because they create a biofilm that locks the moisture into your lips along with hydrating them.

[@Kitty-cf1bt]

birth control test😚

[@hailoadams1349]

“I guess I am a vacuum, that would suck!” No literally.. you would suck. 😭😂

[@nat-it3sq]

Jacob: everyone always says they're just joking after what they say Also jacob: ...just joking

[@alexacarral71]

OMG HAHAHA poor Jacob he really can't use chop sticks

[@Js2Jo]

Jacob, I know you and Lucas are talking about a lot of people, who sends you like the wild conspiracy theories on Instagram at your car from outside of your house on this video during your quarantine and I love it!!!

[@indirabrunelle]

Jacob eating that bowl is hilarious lol

[@SourceAdversary]

You two are priceless! I love you both!! Have a Wonderful Day!

[@starydreams957]

✨I've waited 8 months for Jacob to wear his glasses or to wear a pear of glasses, and my wait continues.✨🙂

[@curtisliedtke3723]

The reason I keep going - Jacob and Lucas ahah

[@jessicaoddone]

I wish they ended the video with a vacuum in the passenger seat with Lucas glasses on lol

[@foxbuns]

regarding Jon-Benet Ramsay; I used to work in an Office Depot's print center. we had this dude who came in 1-3x a week, and each time, it was for things related to JBR. he'd have us print/copy legal documents regarding her death, photos of her, newspaper articles, etc. and each visit, he'd assure us that he knew the truth and he'd figured it all out, but wouldn't actually tell us whatever that was.

[@katc2040]

Seems a little creepy

[@maddiesharpe7118]

I’ve been taking psychology for years and it’s true that our memories are like insanely incorrect sometimes. Somebody saying “remember how this was different before?” can literally change your memory to fit that narrative. Crazy shit😭😂

[@room16rox]

when u realize many of the theories mentioned were from sh*ne's conspiracy videos

[@j0rdans]

when u realize many of the theories in shane’s conspiracy videos are from google and other youtube videos

[@room16rox]

jordan h I just meant that the people that sent in theories probably saw his videos

[@j0rdans]

Pinkfloralgirl13 oh yeah aha good point then. srry if that came off shady towards u, i just feel like shane don’t deserve the amount credit and praise he gets for his videos as they are all things from other sources that he’s just retelling. iykwim

[@room16rox]

jordan h it’s fine I get it

[@bimbojimbo9126]

14:18 honestly that's very very stupid

[@Karra__with_a_K]

“Just let him THAW”🤣🤣🤣

[@oliviamaelovick]

I’m 22 , I’ve never tried sushi 🍣😋 loving these theories though

[@melaniehottendorf4671]

I need more podcasts please 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@melaniehottendorf4671]

I can listen to you guys talk all day haha

[@mandyjohnson]

FINALLLY a eating video 🥗💕 Drop your skin care routine, sis!!! Luke sure did eat fast 🤣 ilygsm 🤎

[@Haylesbee]

Disney made Frozen to cover up that Walt is frozen, so that when people google “Disney Frozen” the search results show the movie, and anything about Walt being frozen gets lost in the mix.

[@kennedylynn4069]

They say it’s round to keep us away from the edges

[@Blacksheep00666]

Jacob saying...... Firsto aall aye dono howta use chapsticks🤣😂 was so funny to me

[@noelleshelly7371]

Lucas and Jacob both make my day

[@chriscarhart4775]

Here's a conspiracy theory, although I know for a fact it's true lol: Unicorns existed before humans started hunting them and they decided to turn into stuffed animals to save themselves and then some bears followed along and that's how the idea for the teddy bear came to be. (Ik Teddy Roosevelt invented them but who's to say he didn't have help) that's why we can't see unicorns in the real world today EXCEPT in plush form

[@thevanessarosette]

NO WONDER WHEN U MAKE HOMEMADE HOT COCOA IT DOESNT TASTE RIGHT YSJVEIFB

[@anna_banana414]

If anyone has hulu I definitely recommend watching "The Mandela effect" lmao, it's really trippy. It basically combines the Mandela effect theory and the simulation theory. It's not like a documentary, it's a movie movie lol

[@jaytoussaint9598]

The conspiracy where when you die, you wake up in a new life, I really hope is true. I hope we would have some grasp of life outside once we wake up though.

[@reileyhudson4286]

I think Lucas should name his little hamster cigarette bc it’s like vibes ya know? 🚬🥰

[@anoniem4891]

Isn’t pokébowl from Hawaii and sushi from Japan? I always feel weird when they’re sold like they’re the same thing

[@katc2040]

I mean alot of Japanese people immigrate to Hawaii so much so that Japanese culture Is ingrained in Hawaiis culture now, so they probably are part of the same culture

[@katc2040]

When I went to Hawaii they had Japanese newspapers and signs in Japanese, they're intertwined.

[@courts2598]

Lucas thought what I thought about Disney, “the freezing fees, let him thaw”. Hahaha

[@emily-ne4zc]

The real girlies are *here*

[@Holygroundgirlie.fanpage]

The Taylor conspiracy gives me life lmao 😂

[@izzywashington5185]

king i missed you

[@iilovemyybabe]

watching jacob struggle makes me want to feed him :(

[@nataliehoffman9591]

why is lucas' shirt giving me Fred vibes 😩

[@nuggetpal3247]

"Get out" I got an add about going outside-

[@adrienneheimpel6035]

Jacob never uses what I send him and it’s just really depressing

[@nicole3534]

When he said pokey bowl I thought he was talking about weed lmao

[@theGoldjey]

this is actually true chapsticks use mineral oil which creates a soft layer ABOVE your lip. but in the end no moisturizing effect.

[@Mar-xs3hg]

Jennifer Graf what about vaseline

[@MS-lt7mr]

You deserve more views😖

[@alyssawalin6239]

I love these types of Videos make more please

[@bayleesmith2803]

“What if life is just part of the bigger life” STOP

[@russianbabydoll8829]

dang I'm like jacob i start eating with the chopsticks and end up using my fingers lmao

[@scarlett4177]

The fact Jacob has a fiat 500 is so iconic

[@chuualwayswins]

it’s so satisfying to see only 7 dislikes like I think that’s pretty impressive

[@belliotrungy9107]

"explore you body, how you can give stuff to people" Jacob I'm still in quarantine watching KZbin don't rub the salt in with your poetry about real life.

[@lgarza001]

Aquaphor is the best ‘chapstick’ imo :)

[@flowrgurln]

off topic but OMG I was tryna guess ur guys zodiac signs n I looked ur guys birthdays up n I actually got it right! virgo n pisces

[@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397]

Only chapstick you can trust is Burt's Bee's All natural baby 💞

[@Karra__with_a_K]

“Birth control test”….😒..🤭🤣