Daz Watches When Humans Are Just Wrong

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

Daz: ''I'm not one of these people who makes noise complaints'' Daz: ''LINDAAAA!!!!!''

[@ITZ_TOX1CDRAG0N]

edit it from makes to causes then its right because making a noise complaint is snitching on someone whos being loud

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

@@ITZ_TOX1CDRAG0N Yeah, but that would be hypocritical wouldn't it

[@maryjane4432]

@@ITZ_TOX1CDRAG0NI’m sorry what?

[@GREGORYMYERSreal]

​@@LetsbeHonestOfficial WHAT

[@Isabellx.]

@@ITZ_TOX1CDRAG0NI think you missed the joke…

[@AlloVI88]

“How’s it going Dazzlers, welcome back to Daz Games! We are back with another - Daz - Watches!” Such a great intro 🥹

[@tricia9149]

Fr❤️

[@SmallBoiWithEars]

Yes? Yes, why are you telling us this? He uploads a lot it isn’t like we hear i once in a blue moon

[@tinksnightcore5541]

@@SmallBoiWithEarsthey might be a new dazzler

[@ArchieBurnett-xr6hw]

@@tinksnightcore5541 Or just trying to get noticed

[@blahblahblah412]

​@SmallBoiWithEars why are you being an asshole? they could be new, and even if they're not, they're not TELLING you anything they just wanted to make a comment

[@3XRN3]

My mum doesn't like youtubers and never has. There wasn't a single person she liked until I sat down and watched Daz for the first time and she actually laughed and found him funny. THAT WAS A FIRST. Her favourite youtuber is now Daz!

[@anyatheron8562]

Same for my dad🥹

[@kitticos]

​@@anyatheron8562same for my grandmother

[@bwilson3767]

Daz is mum approved

[@AngelitaRodriguez-p1w]

Yessssss 😭

[@Ursfavlivss]

Glaze is crazy

[@kf-mr3ph]

If I see Daz play dress to impress then I will finally be able to die happy

[@gwynfa1ry]

YES

[@Dani4You-mw9md]

haha yeah no that wont happen

[@Love_tastic2]

@@Dani4You-mw9mdit’s not impossible. Knowing Daz he’d be an awesome fashionista 🤩

[@DamionEvans-06]

Can we make a petition? 😂

[@ashleighschoenberg5730]

Daz is the only content creator I’ve consistently watched since vine days. Every other KZbinr was a phase, Daz is for life, and the only content creator I currently even watch.

[@shaycupp2310]

The "well you like boys phil" took me tf out!😂

[@oliviamaelovick]

Same 😂😂😂

[@davewilson373]

I know I couldn't stop laughing too 🤣🤣🤣

[@maddii34u]

Boys as an little boys? 😳😳

[@shaycupp2310]

His controversies speak for themselves.

[@shrek_is_life_6974]

The "tesla cyber truc" stuff is just that longer descriptions get pushed more by the algorythm, so they ask chatGPT random things they can copy and paste

[@soccerbobful]

I've also heard it's so the auto algorithm doesn't remove a graphic video, because it thinks the video is "educational" .

[@Videogamer-555]

Doesn't the algorithm actually do image analysis on the frames and see if it contain blood or other violence? I think by now the algorithm for detecting offensive content has been upgraded to an AI algorithm so it's usually pretty accurate, and no longer depends on a text description of the video containing violent words to find violent videos.

[@camboi6103]

I think some are just paid promotions aswell

[@epresley8324]

Yes, US citizen here: I have NEVER heard of that! I have lived in 4 cities across the US and I haven’t not once encountered that delicacy!

[@xabeerx2344]

Its a joke

[@Nervous101]

because its a joke. Gosh, has everyone gone stupid?

[@cielgaming4435]

Omg thank you, I'm a Canadian who's never left Canada but my father has travelled the world and has lived in the US for a few years and the things he's told me make me question everything. Thank you

[@bestmusicnewandold2562]

“Haven’t not” implies that you have in fact come across it

[@jessicashultz8325]

As an American we do not claim him 10:01

[@mathewventer]

To be fair, he is British... o.O

[@RosinaEmilyW]

@@mathewventer no way that guy is British. One: geoducks do exist over here but people over here rarely eat clams outside of mussels. We’re fish and chippers not clam and chippers. You’d have to go far out of your way to get one. Probably have to harvest it yourself. Plus, the size of that one indicates that it is a N. American one. Two: The type of “cheese” he is using is REALLY hard to find here. Because Brits don’t need ingredient lists with 50 unknown chemicals. The closest thing is the little precut squares used for burgers. I love cheese, but give me some of that stuff, and it would be straight in a bin. Three: If it was a British guy, he’d be using cream cheese. Which would look a lot worse.

[@samanthablankenship2344]

Yeah don’t claim him.

[@jalencantu6636]

So who then 🤔

[@ZayThePunkWeirdo]

Yeah no. That’s nasty

[@Ghost_Cloud]

just got back from a long, tiring, EXTREMELY HOT day at college a hour ago. Opened youtube and instantly feel better BECAUSE DAZ HAS POSTED!! 🥳

[@mxkari]

same wtf

[@itsjustkkguys]

SAME BRO

[@burlierbuffalo7092]

facts daz always cheers me up

[@SmallBoiWithEars]

@@mxkariother people also go to college

[@blahblahblah412]

​@@SmallBoiWithEars do you know how to shut up?

[@michaelb-u5w]

NOO DAZ DONT CENSOR YOUR SWERING THATS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKE US LAUGH SO MUCH!

[@laiba_14xx]

i genuinly thought my computer was on like drugs when the curses were censored. was so confused lmao😂😂😂

[@dragonboy4800]

where did he censor them?

[@elenawilliams32]

What happened to your spellcheck mate? 👀😂😂😂

[@michaelb-u5w]

what happen to you using your eyes mate

[@cocoooo222]

don’t blame him, blame how sensitive youtube have gotten 🫠

[@sayzen7841]

Linda being back gives me LIFE. I love you, Daz

[@Trey_816]

8:42 As an American, I don't condone that. That is gross. I put leftover chicken pot pie filling on a piece of toast and call it "chicken shit on toast," but it's not literal chicken shit.

[@FabBrigade]

As an American, I also don't condone that. That just looks gross.

[@OctoPie-k7n]

As an American, I too wouldn't condone eating what's been cut from an elephant's one-eyed snake

[@HerbIntake]

Ew ew ew ew what the duck 🤢

[@Trey_816]

@@OctoPie-k7n I don't even know where you would get that!

[@OctoPie-k7n]

@@Trey_816 me neither

[@Leo-ve3cm]

Daz I just want to say thank you so much for these videos. My life is chaos right now, but I get to come home and relax and laugh a little bit and forget about the chaos around me for just one minute. You brighten my day every single day, and your videos and channel have been healing me with laughter. You are truly my favorite KZbinr, and the best person these days so invested in social media. You’re down to earth, you’re funny, and you help every single one of these viewers smile. Whether they’re having a bad day like I am, or they’re having a good one. Thank you so much for your videos and channel, and thank you for helping me through these thought times :)

[@BenJones-h3h]

You've truly raised the bar of Daz Watches with this video! xD This has to have been both the longest and hardest I've laughed, to the point where I'm coughing and seeing stars. Please, do more of this... or a try not to get anxious compilation.

[@Ash-sn4yb]

New horror film idea: LINDA. (Linda finally wakes)

[@sorryiateyourgoldfish]

hell yes. linda isnt taking anymore of daz's shit

[@ElenathePenna]

Then daz would be playing a real life horror game. Ironic how he plays them lmao

[@LouiseHeavenly]

Daz: "Without a doubt, he clearly has done something to someone... They're probably in the doll." 😂😂😂 Daz: "If you want to punish your children, take them to a mirror maze. Let the maze do it for you." 😂

[@deIirious]

5:02 the way daz looks at the camera kills me every single time 💀

[@caitlinlyons8376]

4:42 the pikachu had me spit out my drink 😂😂

[@Jay-xt8gz]

Currently 2:30am, am I still gonna watch? Yes, yes I am.

[@MilaEdits-XOXO]

8 mins ago? Omg it’s 18:15 here 😭

[@kit3702]

fr lol its 2:50am for me

[@Jay-xt8gz]

@@kit3702 legit same now lol

[@mayajones-d4b]

6:30 here

[@MilaEdits-XOXO]

@@Jay-xt8gz it’s 18:50 😭

[@callummacdonald9960]

15:42 the different hues and browns..... and crabs and lice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HerbIntake]

“That ain’t Rupauls drag race, That’s Rupals DragMeToHell Daz that was deeper than you think 😂😂

[@arohakelly8865]

I started watch daz games when I was younger and liked it very much to the point of watching my notifications to see when the next video is posted on yt, I can say that even now I enjoy these videos and can say watching daz have very much improved my upbringing in the sense where I know what true humour is 😂❤

[@charl_esth_moo]

Ingredients of a cake: 1 cup unsalted butter , softened. 2 cups (370 grams) granulated sugar. 4 large eggs. 3 cups (384 grams) cake flour. 1 tablespoon (12 grams) baking powder. 1 cup milk. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract.

[@DianaAnkudinova1]

All I do is cry on this app

[@YorkyYT]

You missed the out the moldy bread. Which you need 5 slices. All the ends of the loafs.

[@Orbiitoclast]

what’s cake flour

[@julieminnaar02]

Smart 😂

[@epresley8324]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Liverr7]

4:04 "MEEP MEEP" omfg

[@Adazlover]

i screamed “DAZ UPLOADED!!” when i saw this😭💗

[@deadmortality]

me toooo 😫

[@Burn_Slow]

No you didn’t

[@Adazlover]

@@Burn_Slowyes i did

[@SyedxTanveer]

​@@Burn_Slow I highly doubt it as well

[@Adazlover]

@@SyedxTanveer believe it or not i did

[@Amberbrosia]

Daz “It’s not pure to post your” and then it cut to that freaky dude with the guitar and his tongue sticking out wiggling.😂

[@miabobabia.]

Anyone miss when his webcam was on the video so you can see his reaction

[@Adazlover]

HALF AN HOUR OF DAZ WATCHES!? i’ve got my cup of tea and i’m ready for this😍

[@NDJunction]

WAIT FOR US xD 🍵🫖 !!

[@slinkywhippet]

It's the psychotic pikachu in comments of the psychotic (but excellent) guitar player that really fills out the fantasy for me 😂

[@TheAtomicANetwork]

"LINDA! Find out why tiktok makes no sense!" BECAUSE master daz, it makes videos.

[@caitlinbockus850]

My OBGYN is a guy, he's been an OB for 30 years, only 1 guy in the office here for OB, 2 or 3 girls then him, but sometimes men are better at certain things and I really like mine he's I'd say late 40s early 50s but no older than that and I've had no problems with him or anything. Very nice, gets to the point, helps as best he can like all others do, only difference is he just doesn't know about the pain or cramps or blood lol.

[@Crazycrochet77]

Time for a tea partyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@tamashaklik3466]

Tea party🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Old_time_games]

HAH

[@limarba9062]

🫖☕️

[@saraheley5227]

Yaaaaaaa

[@OtarygenOfficial]

The place to get this hot chocolate is in Soho, and it's called "Italian Bear Chocolate," and it is absolutely amazing. It's definitely something worth going for 😁

[@Jayne1971]

Do you know the name of the restaurant/cafe please?

[@OtarygenOfficial]

​@@Jayne1971 Italian Bear Chocolate

[@Jayne1971]

@@OtarygenOfficial Thanks, sorry, I thought that was the name of the drink, not the place, d'oh!

[@bell-collector5772]

28:04 somebody save those mannequin

[@Hlj2bi]

I was just watching it man 😭....

[@PainfulTruth999]

"I though being an American meant having an absurd weapon in your home and looking at eagles" LMFAO I can confirm thats pretty much it lol

[@marcomaffei1461]

Hey Daz, I got a game for you to play. It’s called ‘Call of Cthulhu’. It is a mystery game where you investigate the case of a dead family on an island, then it plunges into something deeper. I think you’ll be interested in it. Just so you know, the game is called ‘Call of Cthulhu’. Like so Daz can see, please.

[@strawberry._.starscloudsan3471]

@Daz

[@lil_vibi]

15:58 I'm a mechanic, and I can tell you that nothing comes close to a manual transmission. No matter whether efficiency, wear or control over the vehicle. (And it's more fun to drive too😉)

[@Bitterbiscuitls]

Im not a mechanic and had to use an automatic car for a part of my driving test. I hated it. I didn't know what to do with my left foot and always went to grab the stick shift but tgere was non XD

[@MerryLozza]

Who cares

[@lil_vibi]

@@MerryLozza why so toxic

[@foxythetroll644]

​@@lil_vibi becaue merry has a automatic but wants a manual 😂

[@RJbarker5334]

Hey Daz!! I just wanted to say thank you! You got me through a lot, and if it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't be here today. So I just wanted to say Thank you for making me smile in every video. Keep it up!

[@Rosief38]

❤❤

[@NgomusaZungu]

3:45 those scoffs though😂😂i cant!!!!!😂😂

[@Datboi-oo1ys]

The way he looks at the camera too😂

[@88Atwood88]

Hahaha I JUST can't 😂 That frog and your comment on it being you coming out of the shower 🤣 But same brother my 30thies isn't making my body any favours haha

[@jodiemcgowan6676]

Love you daz!🖤

[@tricia9149]

Same❤️

[@loish4235]

American here: ELEPHANT FORESKIN is not a thing here!! Gross!! 🤮🤮

[@voiceplayz6184]

7:40 Nearly bit my tongue because i wasn't expecting a British MARIO.

[@sorryiateyourgoldfish]

29:47 never thought I'd ever hear the word "rizz" come out of daz's mouth

[@gabriellaroyale3791]

I have to say, the only reason Christmas is my fave has nothing to do with the Holiday, more the season and events, The snow is beautiful where I am from, SO MUCH OF IT, but also like being with my family, and friends. People also just seem so happy at Christmas time.

[@moistbread9363]

I feel like daz understands my point of view on the world as an actual mentally unstable person. Everyone's just going crazy and the worlds just burning around me. :)

[@Monicalia]

1:29 I agree with you about the male gynecologists. As a woman, I have never gone to a male gynecologist and I never will. A male gynecologist will never understand my body the way a fellow woman would, not to mention him touching me would make me extremely uncomfortable. Women can be creepy and inapropriate too, obviously, I won't act like they won't. But you get what I'm saying. It's just my humble opinion.

[@youmakemehappy7]

It's so true! I never really thought about gynecology being taken up by mostly men. My obgyn was a male tho. He was married to a woman, but it was painfully obvious he was gay lol. Maybe bi. But I was pregnant when I was 16. He was so kind to me & always told me to tell him if anything hurt or if anything was uncomfortable. The whole office was SO sweet. I remember when I was giving birth (I was 17 by then), he came in the room, saw my grandma, grabbed her hands, & made her jump around in a circle with him saying, "we're having a baby today! We're having a baby today!"😂 He was the SWEETEST! If I ever have another child (I'm 30 now), I PRAY he can be my obgyn again🥹🩷 BUT, I understand my situation is probably one of the few exceptions!

[@stephanieshaw2085]

I will only see one if it is a female it's the only way I feel slightly comfortable

[@RavenIsBlue]

​@@youmakemehappy7 probably? Dear people get lucky if their doctor is even NICE 😭 you are definitely the exception but I'm happy you are ❤

[@Human-if2lm]

For me it’s the other way around. The males are the ones that always listen and care. The females make it less than it is when you have a problem because they have experienced it before and wasn’t as bad for them

[@saschasspookyspace1430]

I prefer to have a male gynecologist, women have SA'd me a lot so I feel safer with men.

[@LuluThomas-uq6sd]

The RuPaul's drag race Joke is so funny 7:03

[@hibernator8198]

A manual car is for someone who enjoys driving as an activity, automatics are for people who use driving as a tool.

[@Storm_Boi]

In the last video, the animal shown was actually the Desert Rain Frog! They’re very squeaky and they have little frog butts!

[@lilhedgehog8576]

I celebrate Halloween from the beginning of September to the start of November because I love Halloween and one day just isn’t enough! 😭

[@FoxFordgaming]

What is your favorite holiday, other Daz fans Mine is Thanksgiving "because of my aunts pumpkin bread and I get to see family"

[@Pippy-penguin]

DAZ ALMOST KILLED ME I WAS EATING AND I SAW HE UPLOADED AND I GASPED 😭🤣

[@tricia9149]

Yea lol😂❤️

[@six9031]

As someone from America- we usually DONT eat foreskins... At least my part of America doesn't and we're pretty fuckin weird 😂😂

[@ShannanCantrell]

Fred; "I identify as non-binary." Chef; "Don't care, you're still getting cooked!" LOL that killed me!

[@Videogamer-555]

What cartoon was that nonbinary cow from?

[@sinbrown1501]

Here’s a quick and delicious recipe for Garlic Butter Shrimp Pasta: Ingredients: 200g spaghetti or your favorite pasta 2 tbsp olive oil 500g shrimp, peeled and deveined 4 cloves garlic, minced 1/4 cup unsalted butter 1/2 tsp chili flakes (optional) Juice of 1 lemon 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped Salt and pepper to taste Parmesan cheese for garnish Instructions: Cook the pasta: Boil a large pot of salted water and cook the pasta according to the package instructions. Drain and set aside. Cook the shrimp: Heat the olive oil in a large pan over medium-high heat. Add the shrimp and cook for about 2-3 minutes on each side until they turn pink. Remove the shrimp and set them aside. Prepare the garlic butter sauce: In the same pan, lower the heat to medium and add the butter. Let it melt. Add the minced garlic and sauté for 1-2 minutes until fragrant. If you like a bit of heat, add the chili flakes at this point. Squeeze in the lemon juice and stir. Combine pasta and shrimp: Add the cooked pasta to the pan, tossing it in the garlic butter sauce until evenly coated. Return the shrimp to the pan and toss everything together. Season with salt and pepper. Garnish and serve: Remove from heat and sprinkle with fresh parsley and Parmesan cheese. Serve immediately and enjoy your flavorful garlic butter shrimp pasta! Perfect for a quick dinner and full of rich, garlicky flavor!

[@EmmieWasNeverHere]

TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYY 🎉☕️☕️🎊🎉🎉☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

[@brotherhoodofsteal60]

you know it’s gonna be a good video when he goes HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS

[@josiemcelwee9538]

OMG YES😂

[@jenniferb.awesome]

Oh my god the way the rich lady was trying lool like she was floating around in her robe, like she's some kind of disney princess 😒 Does she really think she's fooling anyone that she really lives and walks all peacefully 😂 You know off video she's either sitting around ignoring her kids, or running after them screaming. No parents life is "quiet and peaceful drive, a quiet cuddle by the fire, a nice and relaxing way to end the day" Those kids are gonna be kids and no kid is gonna live like a 60 year old grandma wanting to sit around and be peaceful and quiet. That lady just screams fake and pretentious.

[@PhoeniX_Drevis333]

Real

[@kels4356]

I’m crying I got a ad right when the dog pooped, it cut off 😂 I’ve been laughing for 5mins

[@lizzy4825]

18:12 just one of the reasons why I appreciate and respect you so much Daz 💚 you always have good takes

[@Ezzx14]

Wooo perfect timing

[@ashley-oi6kb]

Broo it's 1:46 in the afternoon for me. Timezones are trippy

[@Thelocalforestdweller]

DAZ IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@goofballquest7654]

We've got 6 huskies in the house and my 20-month-old baby thinks he’s a dog, howls and barks with them when they start acting all goofy and when he misses them he starts howling. He sounds very shockingly like a husky😂We recently stayed at a resort overnight and my son started howling before going to bed. I think the people next to us probably believe we had a dog in there. Anyway, the dog video, I get it man🤣

[@toastedmalteser3613]

Daz you haven't done fashion shows in a minute. Those videos are absolute bangers. They always have me on the floor howling

[@W4RR4NTW0LF]

@4:41 The Devil went down to Georgia... this time he won...

[@Aubreyb4901]

I was here when you made that video about the hit or miss "let's not worry bout Toma na na na na" yeah and I've watched you ever since, I was also here a little bit before that too I STILL watch you, i love this channel!!!!

[@Possibly.in.Michigan]

I LOVE HALLOWEEN SO MUCH

[@tricia9149]

Yes❤️

[@WildPhoenix989]

I love that “Linda” is always a returning character😂

[@JosefaKela]

20:26 *Fred is now pan-sexual* 😂😂

[@rylanwisecarver2792]

Thank you Daz. I'm going through a breakup and it's been painful as hell. But your content always puts a smile on my face and always makes me laugh. Keep it up and love the content. Thank you again.

[@claires_ko8rien862]

I'm well thrown off with that belly Slap 🤚🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@giggle_snort]

"LINDA!!! FIND OUT WHY INSTAGRAM MAKES NO SENSE!!!" 😂

[@Carhub_isntavalible]

I love daz and the dazzlers and he’s so cute 🥰

[@tricia9149]

Same he's my fav❤️

[@Silver.S]

The common thing or captioning with recipes it's a trend is all I watch KZbin shorts a lot and I remember on a lot of videos that would be like not great or really dark people would post a brownie recipe in the comments to make the day better

[@tonyaparrish5678]

We don't even got elephants in USA and I'm NC born and raised and have NEVER I MEAN NEVER seen or would eat something so nasty. ...unless it's like walking dead and we starving...i may choose death😂

[@entoma5158]

I’ve always enjoyed watching Daz in the morning, coffee with tarts, had to skip most of his reactions😂😂

[@mizukie264]

4:06 I LOST IT AT TGE "MEEP MEEP" HAHAHAH

[@em.x.ly0]

The fact I was bored and thinking that I wanted to watch Daz and then.. here we are

[@shaycollier2090]

Thank you for always using your platform to stand up for women's rights...among others. Hope you know how much it means to us to have allies.

[@nyx476]

He always does, I couldn’t find any comments talking about it. He’s always been so amazing when it comes to that stuff. Especially considering most other KZbinrs that started out as viners or just a lot of male KZbinrs in general either don’t use their platform to defend women, or are against women’s rights. Daz is the best : )

[@shaycollier2090]

Yes he is!

[@claytonpetersen2905]

"When I take my towel Off." I am still laughing.

[@GardenGnome-xf5es]

I'm so happy to watch another daz watchs I've had alot going on I hot kicked out of my brothers house and I'm currently staying with my best friend and well I've just had alot going on and your videos help me out so much they make happy they make me laugh so tysm daz for what you do your truly amazing ♡

[@Devetomon]

That mirror maze idea is amazing 🤣

[@memecult2.082]

27:39 even the dolls would choose a bear 😂

[@luka_rblox]

0:28 was real

[@JungkooksVulpix]

Every time he says Louis Vuitton his accent changes and I love it

[@Nalla762]

🤣Daz, your expression on some of those wacky videos was priceless! And that last clip with those itty, bitty animal buns was hysterical!😅

[@Hot_Coffee_Drinker]

I love daz's video so much that he is one of my favourite KZbinrs, and he has helped me out so much.

[@lycantheprotector1446]

17:10 completely agree 😂

[@Tnerbicus]

I’m all for people doing what they want to do so they can be happy…. but some people really really NEED to be told no at some point

[@danelvanwyk7049]

ah yes perfect timing, just when my dinner is ready. Love you Daz

[@jordan95hd83]

When it comes to entertainment, wanting to have a laugh and reactions to cringe moments, this's honestly my go-to channel, Daz! 😄😅

[@shellytubridy4088]

I haven't watched anything on KZbin for a while but i needed to have a good laugh 😂 thanks daz

[@Jazzmine1]

Thank you Daz, for saying abortion should always be an option for women 👏🏼

[@JatuliaButeo-rp6hv]

Grab your tea everyone ☺❤

[@lycantheprotector1446]

1:00 what the bloody hell is this kid saying? 😅

[@sadblues6197]

My whole week has been beyond awful, then I saw Daz upload and it made me feel a little better. I love when Daz posts, it changes my day and ease my hardships.

[@Fc25mad69]

He must be drinking pure rizz 😭😭

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

what i am wondering is HOW THE FCK DO YOU GET AN ELEPHANT FORESKIN IN BLOODY AMERICA!

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

anywhere really. those are protected species, dude😂

[@ArizonaAngelEyes]

Nowhere. Even if it is a real foreskin it's not of an elephant.