"Due process of the law. Double Jeopardy. Photosynthesis" bruh what 😂😂😂
@rob2rox Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@jillwhite4398 Жыл бұрын
I'm entitled to dignity and photosynthesis!
@Elaine-br4lw Жыл бұрын
The process of photosynthesis like when they process him through booking....you know the thing😂
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
In fairness a photo is synthetic.
@marywilson5578 Жыл бұрын
Danielle's mouth check was series gold!
@tcf_iceland Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 🤪😝😁😄😝😝
@jennikane6815 Жыл бұрын
That's pure meme material right there 😂
@nicolleutube Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I love her fort it 😂😂😂
@sandramichaud8033 Жыл бұрын
I had to replay it.
@sandramichaud8033 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for her to swallow her rings.
@warrenjansen7096 Жыл бұрын
If Scott hated drinking and smoking pot as much as he hates everything else, he wouldn't be in jail and would probably be much happier.
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
I love it when you put grown a$$ adults in the corner… wish I could do that to a few people I know. 🥴🤣
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
"Go sit in the corner and think about your life."
@kristinageorge2944 Жыл бұрын
“Does it look like I do drugs?!” Yes, yes you do.
@Hutch671 Жыл бұрын
Probably needs to be on drugs.
@wilmalindqvist3815 Жыл бұрын
😢
@helgafrahmann4201 Жыл бұрын
No ! 😂😂
@irvingr.fatback886 Жыл бұрын
Cornish hen superhero
@BeccaHetrick10 ай бұрын
Not every addict LOOKS like an addict...
@megybabee Жыл бұрын
Michael's so real for saying he wanted to come in for a break and turkey sandwich 😭
@RXbee29 ай бұрын
Apparently he can fool some of the people all of the time. Michael would rather drink than work. Nothing "for real" about that.
@joshgibson742 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is a real one with how she acting lmfao she had me Dieing with how she opened her mouth 😂😂
@Coolrobb Жыл бұрын
Josh is a self-hating, low-esteemed, meth addicted freak. You should have been revolted, not sexually excited.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You'd hit that and you know it
@sierraburmese4083 Жыл бұрын
@MadScientist267 I mean she's pretty naturally so maybe she's bangable when she isn't geekin....unless that's somehow only alcohol making her act that way lmao
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
The class clown of jail.
@lynabercrombie7139 Жыл бұрын
Kids in a hot car and a so called mother that seems like she didn’t even care😡
@mtss9566 Жыл бұрын
She seemed like she just didnt get it😮
@shinobi-no-bueno Жыл бұрын
Drunks are pretty good at justifying their actions and passing blame
@stacys872910 ай бұрын
The heat in Vegas is insane too. They said it was 95 outisde, can you imagine what it would be like inside a car??
@joymcclure5649 ай бұрын
I hope CPS was notified & actually does their job! Those poor babies need to be protected from mom’s ignorance (& lack of responsibility). They deserve so much better!
@kulyk_ukraine8 ай бұрын
She didn’t go inside to get some CDs! Poor babies!
@Lisa-cj6vx Жыл бұрын
Well, I see that the parents have dropped their children off at the adult daycare center!!😂😂
@wilhelminathorne66548 ай бұрын
Looooove this comment❤❤❤❤
@Lisa-cj6vx8 ай бұрын
@@wilhelminathorne6654 LOL!!
@carmendawnallan88717 ай бұрын
Gold ❤😂
@urjust2cool Жыл бұрын
Whenever they lick the windows i want to barf. If they had any idea what's on there 🤢
@RXbee29 ай бұрын
Lol After where their mouths have been, prison glass is the least of it!
@artgirlgammer46627 ай бұрын
Sounds like me when I was in kindergarten.
@nancysimmer9908 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is a riot I bet she's a character when she's not drunk😵💫😵💫🤪
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
By her own admission, she is never sober 🤷♂️
@jadeybaby007 Жыл бұрын
I think every person arrested intoxicated or under the influence should be made to watch footage of themselves and/or given a copy of the body cam footage upon their release from jail.
@hilaryc3203 Жыл бұрын
They will ether not care or they convince themselves it is not real, or doesn't exist. 360 degrees of denial.
@Ironturbine Жыл бұрын
Amen!
@Ironturbine Жыл бұрын
Well, heck, that's true too.
@marleenhuyghe9881 Жыл бұрын
JE KAN MAAR 1 DING RYK WORDEN EN DAT IS MET DE´LOTO.ANDERS IS DAT AL DOOR.NEUGNIETERY HOOR
@marleenhuyghe9881 Жыл бұрын
AMAI ZO.EEN HEKS VERDORIE
@chrisleach4245 Жыл бұрын
My dad was a corrections officer for 23 years. He described it as long bouts of boredom, moments of what could be absolute terror at any moment.
@nbgrooms Жыл бұрын
The last deputy was great. She seems like a young officer, but I was impressed at how she handled the alcoholic who was berating her. You quickly learn to be tough in this field and let the insults role off you. She just did a great job letting this guy know she was in charge.
@SABOARITI Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine putting the tongue on the cell window. Who else has done that? I bet the window doesn;t get cleaned after every person
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
Oh come on now, everyone knows it makes your immune system stronger. 🥴🤣
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I think I caught something just watching that. I was lucky when I went to jail. We got put in isolation because of COVID. That being said, I was still cautious. Even blackout drunk I wasn't licking anything. 😂😂😂
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
@@feraltaco4783 🤣🤣🤣
@andrewkisner15 Жыл бұрын
That’s the cleanest thing she’s ever licked.
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewkisner15 that's probably true. 🤮 🤮 🤮
@Wisconsin222 Жыл бұрын
Love to use that as a defense “can’t send me to prison your honor I’m a Fed” lol
@AlsebraАй бұрын
I wonder if he thought that federal employees (regardless of their positions) were exempt from the law.
@MaceyCombs-dd2cf Жыл бұрын
She called him a dummy but she leaves her kids alone.
@jenesisjones6706 Жыл бұрын
I love the crate full of handcuffs! hahahahaha
@BlueDahlia006 Жыл бұрын
I once worked in a psychriatric facility. Saw worse than this. And, yes, the cells weren’t cleaned everyday..or even every week as far as I knew.
@daylehudson681011 ай бұрын
Well i hope it got shut down
@stacy8915 Жыл бұрын
Nothing ticks me off worse than seeing these bad parents neglect & abuse their kids. If you can’t parent properly, then don’t have them or give them to somebody that will love them & take care of them. I hope she never gets custody of those kids again & goes to jail for leaving those poor babies in a hot car.
@JustMe-ld5sq Жыл бұрын
Danielle looks like the dude with the shrunken head on Beetlejuice during her mouth check🤣
@NoJusticeNoPeace Жыл бұрын
"I have a right to dignity in the process of photosynthesis!" I think if he can demonstrate photosynthesis, they should just let him go, since it's probably illegal to arrest a plant.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Not illegal but really not much point in doing so
@helgafrahmann4201 Жыл бұрын
I choice ,to BE a spider !!! I have the rights ll😂😂 i need 4 cuffs !
@TylerHeard-gy4my11 ай бұрын
Yep
@stacys872910 ай бұрын
He'd bring x-men mutants into the real world.
@melindaburch431810 ай бұрын
Hilarious. No plant arrests!
@BigglesworthTheGrey Жыл бұрын
18:12 "I have the right to dignity and the process of photosynthesis" I didn't know plants get arrested.
@artgirlgammer46627 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of the "weed" before?
@carlariggs525 Жыл бұрын
I never thought of Salt Lake City as the kind of place to have many criminals. I looked up their crime rate and was shocked!
@aussiehillbilly9 ай бұрын
Reformed Mormons making up for lost time. 😂 I visited that city. Ver
@aussiehillbilly9 ай бұрын
Very friendly bums😅
@Busybryan6 ай бұрын
Hey those Mormons have nothing else better to do their 6 wives probably drive them crazy hahaha
@ktkat1949 Жыл бұрын
This woman needs an exorcism not a jail sentence. She looks like she is totally crazy not to mention demonic possession!!
@velvetbriand2213 Жыл бұрын
She is funny as hell. she is drunk ya nut.. hahahaha
@kimberlylholt Жыл бұрын
I think a Priest might run from her! 😂
@malcolmdale Жыл бұрын
She is certainly possessed - but by the demon alcohol.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
She'd be perfect with a gag ball and that clown costume removed 🤷♂️
@Gen965 Жыл бұрын
She's way too F'd up for that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@robinransom8115 Жыл бұрын
I always waiting for new ones😂
@angelinasmith6307 Жыл бұрын
I hate people who get into trouble like legit trouble and then wanna cry about it in jail 😂
@lisaforrester1097 Жыл бұрын
Danielle was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@Coolrobb Жыл бұрын
Poor Lisa. All alone and meaningless in the real world…so she watches stupid videos in cyberspace day and night, leaving asinine comments that illustrate her psychosis.
@bennyboy2079 Жыл бұрын
Well funnny🤣
@Sashaa55511 ай бұрын
@48:32 Even the German shepherd had to take a look and see what was going on 🤣🤣🤣 He is sooo 🥰 adorable
@manoman9669 Жыл бұрын
Danielle was hilarious!! Chugged a Gatorade! 😅😅😅
@AudonRubio Жыл бұрын
“Photosynthesis” 😂😂😂😂
@HaLLiEB85 Жыл бұрын
Scott seems like a great neighbor 😂
@colinsmall330 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@shellswetrick3395 Жыл бұрын
They keep me sober, 10 yrs and counting.
@elmolewis9123 Жыл бұрын
These people's insides are a testament to what the human body can endure.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Do you -people- go to school to learn how to make the cheesiest comments possible?
@bettym.6766 Жыл бұрын
All these do is remind me why I don't drink.
@Unknown___1-v3l Жыл бұрын
Danielle was just chill after relaxing in a cell fir a few minutes
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You'd hit that and you know it
@Kltpzyxm17 Жыл бұрын
0:45 I was the on-site field engineer for this ADC. I built those doors. The whole thing is modular. Built offsite and brought in on Flatbeds
@BlaccJokah Жыл бұрын
For some reason...I believe Joe and the Samurai Sword Lady...they need to look into that 🤣😂😂😂😂
@megybabee Жыл бұрын
Heavy on the "sw" 😂
@laurastuart3814 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is revolting, I would hate to have to go near her, even with gloves on.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
I bet glass isn't the only thing she will lick
@tessag.1079 Жыл бұрын
Every drunk/drug related charge should require community service.
@vinny4411 Жыл бұрын
Like they’d show up for it. 😂
@daylehudson681011 ай бұрын
Yes. Something. They make it to easy to do it again
@timekademery Жыл бұрын
Awww that was so precious! He asked the cop y do he care about him?
@benjaminmatte5225 Жыл бұрын
It was an accidental jacket exchange lol
@Wendy-bd9zu Жыл бұрын
I hope Daniëlle does not have kids, she is one scary lady.
@warrenbetz Жыл бұрын
She just having temper tantrums, wanting her way drugs ,alcohol makes people show how they really are immature don't want to be responsible . jail is for immature adults .
@TwistedQuestionMark Жыл бұрын
She's probably dead by now.
@devonchisholm6302 Жыл бұрын
She might be beyond her child barring years
@Wendy-bd9zu Жыл бұрын
Yes she is knitting and full of shame when she sees this 😂
@Kylestrains93 Жыл бұрын
😢@@warrenbetzx🎉🎉😂🎉🎉bxxxççc
@1927su11 ай бұрын
But for the grace of God go most of us.. a even a slight change in circumstances could mean/or have meant a very different life for most of us. Yikes
@julinalilly7439 Жыл бұрын
Awesome Episodes of Jail
@Jillybear26511 ай бұрын
Man that man's rocks lol
@kennyspry518910 күн бұрын
Did you see the Guy with his wife's pills when released He was almost Damn near running away when out the door. 😂 😂 😂
@Randy58-zn4ez6 ай бұрын
Geez that first one taking off her rings is a perfect example of the word “classless “.
@UKMessi1 Жыл бұрын
this TV show is so good
@usig00 Жыл бұрын
I could go for a Gatorade.
@TylerHeard-gy4my11 ай бұрын
Get more of those people off the streets to keep everyone safe 🙏
@TylerHeard-gy4my11 ай бұрын
Yes
@lawrenceeytcheson1317 Жыл бұрын
This show is a very good commercial for gatorade!😅
@1927su11 ай бұрын
I’m a Fed… okeee Lordy
@pierrevalliereseafan5 ай бұрын
Keep on drinking you're enjoying us .
@kaylayoungblood9577 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SHOW IS MY FAVORITE JIAL SHOW
@thekrayers Жыл бұрын
Danielle is gonna have sepsis after licking them windows
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Lol Ok just no. First of all, that's not even how sepsis works. Second, this is why we have immune systems. *You* might get sick. People like her don't from things like that. Know why? Because if she's doing that, she's doing worse.. and her immune system stays challenged. Keep using that bleach on everything. That way you can get sick the moment the slightest little thing gets by it... 🤷♂️🤦♂️
@myztixwenzmatta777 Жыл бұрын
I love Sgt Kaal… he is so funny 😆…
@cactusrose9601 Жыл бұрын
How do the staff keep from laughing?
@PeggyLowman-ug6vo Жыл бұрын
My heart breaks for the babies of these horrible mothers. So many people would do anything to have these babies to love and care for!
@fredfarmer5952 Жыл бұрын
I took me a long time to stop drinking. So glad... soooo glad. (VA Recovery treatment, six months in halfway house... and AA.)
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
I just looked up one day and it had been about a month. After 20+ years. 🤷♂️
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
@@MadScientist267we don't get it back, either.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 Nope. That's gone.
@Luisortiz-og4ik22 сағат бұрын
I drink every day but I stay at HOME by myself. I try. Not to bother ppl. I do get into trouble with friends . So I learned to STAY by myself
@Luisortiz-og4ik21 сағат бұрын
Don't ever change your story! Dude😊😊
@LoveAfterPookie Жыл бұрын
Danielle needs real help
@juggalo4life2477 күн бұрын
"I do not do drugs!"😂
@samanthaconn389511 ай бұрын
He's seen prisoners bite fingers off?? 😂 Lord have mercy.
@woodslisa4529 Жыл бұрын
Any parent who leaves children inside vehicles should automatically loose the children
@williamwilson6499 Жыл бұрын
Lose.
@shawnathanm1152 Жыл бұрын
Remember kids! Stay outta jail ☝️
@bennyboy2079 Жыл бұрын
The woman leaving her kids in the car nerds locking up for sure .....silly c.....
@robynmoore343411 ай бұрын
Oh you have to feel sorry for the police. I would not have their patience
@jeffreyharnden7523 Жыл бұрын
Andre scott looks like a very cool officer
@mr.constitution Жыл бұрын
Who else fast forwards through the horrible rap music opening??
@fatasshole Жыл бұрын
Let me skip, lemme skiiiiiiiip, jus let me skip
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
There are worse things on the internet
@CctheCoolCat9 ай бұрын
I do!
@Busybryan6 ай бұрын
Hey this theme song is probably some police officers favorite song geeze Don't disrespect them like that hahaha 😂 they probably jam to that song when they're off duty
@Staymadputa5 ай бұрын
You trippin' I sing right along.
@mikhail2400 Жыл бұрын
If you are on Methadone and you take a Buprenorphine it will kick you straight into severe withdrawals. The two drugs are not compatible even though they are used for similar reasons
@changaming1275 Жыл бұрын
i feel bad for the cop that had to waste 10-15 minutes describing ROCKS. for INVENTORY.
@lynnehuff7059 Жыл бұрын
They looked like interesting rocks, really.
@changaming1275 Жыл бұрын
@@lynnehuff7059 I gotta say though the woman who's like 'check my car you dummy' well yea the cop did check your car that's why you're arrested XD you left two kids alone in the car in 95 DEGREES. then she claims she thought it was COOL to her? 95 degrees is 'cool' to her? Are we sure she's not calling HERSELF the dummy?
@lisajeter9511 Жыл бұрын
I think all tweens should have to watch several of these episodes just so they can witness how alcohol and drugs effect people.
@Luisortiz-og4ik22 сағат бұрын
Not everyone is like this when they drink.
@bobbeals1509 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good fight! 2x4 is another thing
@geminiecricket4798 Жыл бұрын
😂due process of photosynthesis😅
@ray7419 Жыл бұрын
Just wow
@nealcopeland911 ай бұрын
My gosh around t h e 3am Shot...my hated to be harsh but Taymn girl is crazy!
@warrenjansen7096 Жыл бұрын
Ahh the circle of life, keep squirting out kids!
@hansniederegger8404 Жыл бұрын
Polizei ist super ,aber oft schon eine harte Angelegenheit 👍👍👍🍀🍀🍀
@JenesisX Жыл бұрын
Love this series, but I've seen all these. :(
@candypowell433411 ай бұрын
I like watching this show. But they need to show more than just the drunks that come in. In jail there's all kinds of criminals.
@puragonzales27959 ай бұрын
I give our men in uniform particularly our officers for this difficult job! Kudos and salute to you all!❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
@Luisortiz-og4ik21 сағат бұрын
Hecsaid due process n double jeopardy 😂😂
@1927su11 ай бұрын
Years ago I read of some consequences of getting caught drunk driving in other countries, and I remember one place , if caught driving drubkn, you got 20 years for drunk driving & your spouse would automatically go to jail for 20 years too, no matter if they were drunk or not, or even there. Another place said you’d be shot if caught drunk driving .. I’ll have to google that again, but boy I bet a harsh consequence like that would clean up the drunken roads rather quickly
@Josephinekhalaf Жыл бұрын
Seriously these women should NOT BE HAVING KIDS WHAT A SHAME N A DISGUSTING EXCUSE FIR A MOTHER!!!!!
@BitterTruth-pd9ft Жыл бұрын
Basically they are all good people but unfortunately have lost the way . sad
@AwkwardBlackGal613 Жыл бұрын
How can a good person leave 2 children in a car when it's 92 degrees outside?
@beadyeyedbrat9 ай бұрын
I used to believe that.
@gidzmobug2323 Жыл бұрын
What is the purpose of the Gatorade?
@carolsummers873411 ай бұрын
Alcohol dehydrates. Gatorade puts fluid back.
@Saer-s9u9 ай бұрын
electrolytes
@PaulSaether10 ай бұрын
"You pick stuff up from the side of the road and put it in your ears?"
@lynnehuff7059 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the red dress had such sore looking wounds. He was pretty obliterated.
@PhinaEmerald9610 ай бұрын
Can we give a moment to remember this guy, Anthony "Trumped up charges." "Just throw me in a dungeon" "Yessh~"😂😂
@jenjen282410 ай бұрын
Sounded just like Joe Pesci. 🤣
@giraffewhiskers2045 Жыл бұрын
I’m not stable enough to have a baby but at least I would waste all my yarn to crochet items and sell them to take care of my baby.. poor kids
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
"waste"
@giraffewhiskers2045 Жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 what’s a waste?
@n8rlvr8769 ай бұрын
18:23 did he say through the process of photosynthesis? 😂😂😂😂😂
@konstantinpospelov9513 ай бұрын
Turkey sandwiches?! Portland jail sounds fancy
@marksmith9810 Жыл бұрын
Gatorade its whats plants crave 😊
@SisterMaryCharlesBronson Жыл бұрын
Its got electrolytes!
@HaLLiEB85 Жыл бұрын
Ahahha I was looking for a comment like this. Love idiocracy 😂
@thomasstarling7622 Жыл бұрын
'cause it's got electrolytes.
@taylorsartre34225 ай бұрын
"Snocones" Love it!
@M.OD.21 Жыл бұрын
36:42 "federal cop in red dress. That'd be awesome"
@urjust2cool Жыл бұрын
Whoooa buddy, someone call a priest 😳 that looney tune is scary