Jake and Amir: Food Delivery

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[@takatotakasui8307]

Yesss, the return of "dinner tonight?"! That ending was so hilarious, it made ME spill piss

[@Azimii]

should’ve drained that damn main vein

[@Blastmo]

@@Azimiion a cake lest you forget

[@gravesbroderick928]

Spill piss 🤣 is that a Joke and Amir reference? I don't recall that one! HENRY!

[@roryconroy9669]

Why were you drinking piss😂

[@Jomali]

Sounds like the callback had you crying tears of soy.

[@sofifyfofum]

when jake says "chicken" shortly after mentioning amir's lack of a nose, this is infact a subtle call back to Parm, himself a chicken, who cut off amir's nose. stay informed folks

[@kidyuki1]

He was a chicken, Parm. A goddamn chicken parmesean.

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

A bone sartorialist, if you will.

[@danp9977]

Did I mention Sal was a goose?

[@TamzinHadasa]

@@michaelretzlaff4083 I won't.

[@Hershey_Kong]

​@danp9977 why are you friends with a goose!?!?!

[@RiiFT]

The random detailed rant about vehicles, the weird personal stories, strange personal habits all in typical Amir fashion. This was a great episode. ❤

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I think that was a product placement. Pretty clever one too, completely within character for Amir to randomly praise something like that 🤣🤣

[@xHaste]

Do you think Amir gets paid for these endorsements or does he just love cars and shit?

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@xHaste I think he really loves the cars. Do you wanna know how I know it? The proof is in the smile!!!

[@sunblockquestionmark]

"Stop learning new information, because you don't know how to synthesize it correctly." I have just found what is wrong me in one sentence.

[@seanA416]

Same. I had like an epiphany about myself after hearing that line.

[@kage6613]

hahaha I just recently watched the one where they originally used that line. they're bringing back a lot of golden oldies in this one. "Dinner tonight?"

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

QUOTE. YOU WROTE A QUOTE

[@yellurbandana]

Meaning?

[@will31415nine]

A steak pun? That's a rare medium, well done.

[@frostybro9217]

Fuck yeah

[@fjrthtgrjhrjhr]

Nice *Rice

[@miner6ty9er]

This was ace.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"I'm describing cannibalism, you're eating the invisible hand." Finally confirming that Amir is a commodity market

[@PogieJoe]

That line was comedy genius

[@mooglepoo]

the 88 chateau de ferriere joke cracked me up so hard because i looked it up and that's like. a famous ancient winery from like 1855. my favorite thing about jake and amir is how smart the jokes actually are, while still being hilarious even if you don't get the deeper references. love to see these skits again

[@elyk_200]

This episode rocked. Really revived the original J&A feel with this one ❤

[@reframingwiththerhythm]

the banter is always immaculate, y'all fix everything by just being here

[@RiiFT]

"F**ker!" lmao. Again, great chemistry in this one too, simply gold sirs. 👏

[@philking911]

"Its cannibalism, youre eating the invisible hand" lmao

[@travisbeaty3186]

Holy shit the “dinner tonight?” Caught me off guard 😂

[@alextemplemusic]

This is an unholy fusion of J&A Amir, Snacks Amir and Lonely & Horny Amir

[@takatotakasui8307]

The worst of 3 worlds

[@dfetz3]

“I’m drooling to be here”. My god we deserve so much more.

[@OwenPlant532]

I'm crying tears of soy from laughing too hard!

[@hongkongboyfriend1051]

after all these years theyre still sitting across from eachother. lol i love it

[@11mrpm]

Brilliant ! I think this is the best of the new era so far

[@ElClaudio]

Certainly an instant classic.

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

“Meaning exactly what I fucking said.”

[@almosthelpless9374]

That Poodle Tartare looks ace

[@brettwilson2589]

Give daddy a bite

[@verisimilitude77]

I deserve so much more than this....

[@bleusles]

What?

[@glenpork1628]

"For a sauce?" "For a juuus" :DDD

[@Ngschto]

i'm drooling to be here

[@AzureFan1]

Lmao, the banter is better than ever. I've heard such similar talk amongst my friends. You guys make it funny.

[@LOLHICRONO]

love seeing episode uploads, takes me back to the late 2000s/early 2010s

[@yolomolo2736]

I’m glad these guys are still doing stuff after collegehumor

[@prav7370]

“you’re just describing capitalism”

[@iCuddleAfter6]

I'm describing cannibalism

[@Vote_By_Mail]

@@iCuddleAfter6 You're eating the Invisible Hand. ✋🏻 Supply & demand? I don't think so... Supply the de-mon.👹

[@dylanjwebmusic]

@@Vote_By_Mail That was actually one of the best J & A lines in a while

[@roxxram9151]

@@iCuddleAfter6 Unsubtle critique of capitalism, beautiful

[@Maazin5]

I'm drooling to be here

[@kuulalaak3ri]

real talk that shit was so funny

[@plumbussmith]

Lmao I watch these in 480p max. Doesn't feel right otherwise😅

[@kage6613]

amazing, lots of classics brought back in this one.

[@55527777777]

The last «drum roll, pleaaaaase» killed me! 😂👍🥁

[@TheBakersGuild]

Love you guy so much.

[@tomutting9935]

This was amazing guys

[@CroshVine]

Never fails. Ever. I love you both.

[@adampodstawka934]

And just like that folks, THEY ARE BACK!

[@MissyFaye]

DINNER TONIGHT IS BACKKK yyeeessssss!!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@paulb8030]

That final line is hilarious.

[@NolPatrol]

Absolutely drooling to be here

[@zeecaptain42]

"Don't learn new information because you don't know how to synthesize it correctly" My new out when I'm loosing the argument next time

[@TaterTots620]

So good i rewatched immediately

[@MrMuel1205]

This was one of my recent favourites.

[@garrettjones4967]

This was a good one. A new classic maybe. So many quotable lines.

[@zoeysnow8451]

New jake and amir episode. This day is good

[@Zedman3333]

omg, i missed this this soo much !!

[@prettypurloinpie]

Drumroll ₚₗₑₐₛₑ

[@megharoni]

Jake, you’re glowing!

[@elementneon]

This one was so relatable.

[@ChrisKerel]

I know it's not from this video but I just wanna say that plebian jay is the best pun ever, it lives rent free in my head and I make love to it daily

[@betonas502]

Hahahahahaha drooling 😂😂 Eleven blocks dragged. Omg I'm gonna die 😂😂

[@royalkakler]

Love this!

[@Eaidin75games]

OH yeah, the boys are so back

[@kookythymes2838]

lol funniest one in a while!

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

Jake is shining brighter than my future

[@hayberdasher8625]

"I don't know how they keep doing it for so many years!" this is what I'll be yelling as someone drags me away

[@Penguinz13989]

Amir nailed it in this one

[@davidvillarreal796]

LOL i love you guys

[@CuppaDubz]

Haven't watched the video yet. But I hope Amir has some strange obsession with star anise.

[@T3AMKILL]

Where’d the dog scroll video go? I thought we were getting 2 videos for the price of fun

[@Thumocracy]

It's on Headgum's channel

[@ElClaudio]

Why is this one being re-uploaded? I didn't find any differences, but in any case this is by far my favorite of the year

[@charlescharles4736]

They upload it first to HeadGum then here a bit later

[@itsmeJawdy]

You guys really don’t get enough recognition I’m serious

[@viralarchitect]

DRUM ROLL, PLEEEEEEEEE- FOCUS!

[@jackfox5738]

It's crazy because we started watching Jake and Amir when they were just getting done with puberty probably and now white hairs in the beard?!?

[@mattager5548]

Can we get another goose themed episode been waiting 14 years

[@skyla_van_porche]

it's been a long time amir said dinner tonight

[@blakeroe7]

I rate this episode Grey

[@hobes9799]

So epic

[@joshuaellison2008]

They will never become irrelevant

[@TheBakersGuild]

Yaaay!

[@user-cx7ok7pi9c]

Meaning exactly what i fucking said lmao

[@fantasybookclub]

Jakes inability to deliver lines without smiling after doing this for 15 years is humbling and, to be quiet honest, chine (that is, cheese and fine)

[@yakiclone1]

O wow this is so great.. the star enise lmao.. drumroll please . Just wow

[@swishfamilyrobinson9949]

Star Anise 😂

[@bighoodie4315]

A mere HOUR ago? How about a POWER ago. REPOST! REPOST! Repost? Re POST? Pot ROAST. This is the freestyle nation of the country roads. Grey for the OG but this one is a mere grey.

[@emonoglesby]

Meaning? Jake: exactly what I said, let me eat. I love how clear Jake is to no rebel. Yeah.

[@bobxyzp]

And for a snack? Let’s do cornchomps.

[@Monosaccaride]

The beginning made me hopeful that it was a return to Amir "the odd loser who earnestly yearns jake's friendship". But I guess Amir "the random word generator who screams" is still funny the 1000th time around.

[@takatotakasui8307]

I love this sketch but would like to see more long term narratives and earnest performances like we got in the first office era of Jake and Amir

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i mean, it would be pretty unlikely for them to make the character back into the proto-version of him from like 20 years ago

[@foxtrotnine2504]

Sweet video! Is there one with a similar plot to this? Or a reupload? Swear it felt oddly familiar

[@CordaroBlu]

As a Sonata fan, Amir is correct in everything he says in this video.

[@Jholl53]

Amir kinda sounded like the "Rusty Spoons" guy at the beginning and now I'm unsettled

[@GregTurismo]

No more videos?

[@foorje]

I feel like I already saw this one... is this a re-upload?

[@Brett.A]

Where’s Marika?

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I actually am too scared

[@munjee2]

2:57 fair ? Thats more than fair

[@AmazingMina-]

Wasn’t this already released?

[@VOST0K]

fuck yes

[@DonJewxote]

Oh no

[@lowtdog]

Is this the third time they're uploading this video or am I having a stroke

[@peanut983]

Was that an ad read for ford focus? Also, Jake is wearing a backwards hat and he’s not insecure Jake?

[@dylanjwebmusic]

You think it's an ad for the Focus when they spent the bulk of that topic talking about the Hyundai Sonata and how it beat the Ford Focus?

[@superstygian3751]

Supply in demand? Supply the DE-MAN!

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

For some reason I'm now compelled to by the 2023 Hyundai Sonata

[@keithripley3453]

Why is this reposted?

[@conlow129]

Bring back the DOOBS

[@funkychilldude]

Why did they reupload this?

[@PlGGS]

When was it originally uploaded?

[@TheGoodDad420]

Less then 1k for a meal nowadays is a great deal 🤝

[@Tenekai]

I appreciated the capitalism (common sense) ironic joke.

[@StupidBeyondBelief]

Jake is glowing. Ethereal really

[@JamScamly]

au jus for me and you makes me say... achoo! (i'm allergic)

[@scottmiller3444]

KA KA KA KA KAAASH!

[@alonso11h]

long story shirt, this one is going back to the roots! medium rare style! aka well done jews!🕺

[@awesomeguy2009]

Breakfast tomorrow?